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Keira Knightley is a hot and vintage sexy tomboy beanpole as THE DUCHESS!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... Somewhere millions of men have started reading bodice-stories imagining Keira Knightley - who is basically becoming the female Fabio of the period romantic groin sweaty page turners. PRIDE & PREJUDICE was fantastic, those Pirate movies had us panting, ATONEMENT was magnificent - and now we get her as THE DUCHESS... based on Amanda Foreman's novel "GEORGIANA, DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE" - it's fantastic looking and she really is Viagra at twenty-four frames a second... and man... that hair is just asking to get mussed up!

Click here to get sweaty, Massawyrm... I know he's the first one to click on this story. Really - admit it... You know you're reading this! Addict!

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by IGoToCollege
Dec 26th, 2007
07:15:17 PM
...
by I Cant Believe I Actually Registered
Dec 26th, 2007
07:18:33 PM
YAY!!!
by DigitalBeachWar
Dec 26th, 2007
07:18:57 PM
Keira Knightley - Oscar winner.
by Pennsy
Dec 26th, 2007
07:21:29 PM
so hot
by drstinkfinger
Dec 26th, 2007
07:35:53 PM
Ricardo Montalban had a better chest
by aboriginal
Dec 26th, 2007
07:36:33 PM
I used to think she was hot...
by grievenom
Dec 26th, 2007
07:36:46 PM
No, I'M the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet
by Bob of the Shire
Dec 26th, 2007
07:43:05 PM
Hasn't been hot since she was 18
by performingmonkey
Dec 26th, 2007
07:47:58 PM
meh
by eXcommunicated
Dec 26th, 2007
08:13:27 PM
She looks like a SKELETON!
by travis-dane
Dec 26th, 2007
08:32:08 PM
What's the deal with those AOL.com fuckers?
by Korrom
Dec 26th, 2007
08:46:56 PM
Keira will win an Oscar...
by jabbathegriffin
Dec 26th, 2007
09:19:08 PM
Does Keira Knightley do anything but 18 century movies anymore?!
by slicer
Dec 26th, 2007
10:01:55 PM
There's a good chance...
by dzot
Dec 26th, 2007
10:11:43 PM
The book the film is based on is NOT a novel; it is history
by TheJerseyScumbag
Dec 26th, 2007
10:14:56 PM
I'm sick of her and her gimmick
by AlwaysThere
Dec 26th, 2007
10:20:25 PM
Yeah, but at least it ain't Domino 2.
by CreasyBear
Dec 26th, 2007
10:35:46 PM
Jett's mother
by CellarDweller
Dec 26th, 2007
11:15:16 PM
Keira is not sexual??
by Dr Hemlock
Dec 26th, 2007
11:25:20 PM
Viagra...yeah right...
by pk68
Dec 26th, 2007
11:44:25 PM
Is there REALLY a reason for her to wear a corset?
by cornponious
Dec 26th, 2007
11:59:35 PM
Barbara Stanwyck is the sexiest tomboy beanpole!
by Uncle Stan
Dec 27th, 2007
12:03:53 AM
Haven't I seen this like, oh a million times before?
by Stormwatcher
Dec 27th, 2007
12:25:06 AM
Does Keira sing Fergalicious or is it dubbed?
by Flim Springfield
Dec 27th, 2007
12:33:37 AM
Call me crazy...
by IMScully33
Dec 27th, 2007
01:43:24 AM
Atonement was soooooooo overrated.
by Executor
Dec 27th, 2007
03:13:21 AM
just saw atonement..
by couP
Dec 27th, 2007
03:50:20 AM
Keira Knightly IS the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!
by GuyGardner
Dec 27th, 2007
06:28:38 AM
looks boring
by Dazzler69
Dec 27th, 2007
06:41:59 AM
Might actually be kind of pretty....
by grendel69
Dec 27th, 2007
07:48:33 AM
I thought she was a dude,,
by ChrisTuckersOnlyFan
Dec 27th, 2007
08:37:33 AM
I can't believe you got me to watch that.
by 3 Bag Enema
Dec 27th, 2007
09:17:34 AM
Dear Korrom,
by 3 Bag Enema
Dec 27th, 2007
09:22:12 AM
NOT HOT
by DamnMichaelBay
Dec 27th, 2007
09:25:10 AM
Keira! You must eat NOW!
by Stuntcock Mike
Dec 27th, 2007
09:32:14 AM
Cast her in a Requiem for a Dream remake
by emp
Dec 27th, 2007
10:12:03 AM
Jett
by CellarDweller
Dec 27th, 2007
10:20:58 AM
none for me, thanks.
by BigTexas42
Dec 27th, 2007
10:30:48 AM
that hairdo --- I'm flashing on Elsa Lanchester
by kabong
Dec 27th, 2007
10:39:25 AM
Thanks slicer
by eXcommunicated
Dec 27th, 2007
10:46:52 AM
She's hot...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 27th, 2007
10:48:42 AM
well, ZeroCorpse, movie producers do like
by kabong
Dec 27th, 2007
11:06:54 AM
Why fantasize about Keira when I can just go out and fuck a real
by godoffireinhell
Dec 27th, 2007
11:28:28 AM
I'm always surprised...
by TheIronGiant
Dec 27th, 2007
11:34:01 AM
Jett
by CellarDweller
Dec 27th, 2007
12:14:49 PM
Does her cootch have teeth?
by SkeletonParty
Dec 27th, 2007
12:32:25 PM
unfair judgement.
by occula
Dec 27th, 2007
12:32:47 PM
a bit more soapbox
by occula
Dec 27th, 2007
12:35:39 PM
LOL at Jett
by Dr_Zoidberg
Dec 27th, 2007
12:38:53 PM
Ok I admit it...I'd let Keira do her after dinner puke on me.
by conspiracy
Dec 27th, 2007
12:50:11 PM
wow...
by BigTexas42
Dec 27th, 2007
01:13:52 PM
xiphos, i put on my leia santa outfit for you
by occula
Dec 27th, 2007
01:48:38 PM
anytime
by occula
Dec 27th, 2007
02:14:46 PM
DON'T RAPE THAT ASS, MAKE GENTLE LOVE TO IT
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 27th, 2007
04:04:04 PM
Snooozey Woozey
by 5 by 5
Dec 27th, 2007
07:19:40 PM
those are some mighty fine DS lips though
by BMacSmith
Dec 27th, 2007
09:09:15 PM
funny hearing nerds on AICN say they wouldnt do Keira
by BMacSmith
Dec 27th, 2007
09:13:50 PM
My sweet 3 Bag Enema,
by Korrom
Dec 27th, 2007
09:38:46 PM
Funny British period movie?
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 27th, 2007
10:46:59 PM
The one thing I wished for in P&P, however
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 27th, 2007
10:52:30 PM
Harry I Believe the Term is Bodice Ripper
by SakeDickens2006
Dec 27th, 2007
11:40:31 PM
Mmmmm Sexy Tomboy :D
by s8ntmark
Dec 28th, 2007
02:43:49 AM
Only one more sexy than Kiera is...
by Stark Industries
Dec 28th, 2007
01:20:31 PM
Beautiful face....
by Mosquito March
Dec 28th, 2007
02:18:00 PM
I had a dream about her....
by redfist
Dec 28th, 2007
02:33:32 PM
Next up for her..the role of Skeletor
by alienindisguise
Dec 28th, 2007
03:36:40 PM
Jett, rape isn't funny
by dioxholster
Dec 28th, 2007
05:25:17 PM
Xiphos
by Garbage
Dec 29th, 2007
03:31:08 PM
Thanks, Xiphos.
by Garbage
Dec 30th, 2007
12:42:31 PM
As for Knightley
by Garbage
Dec 30th, 2007
12:57:05 PM
Good to know.
by Garbage
Dec 30th, 2007
07:18:55 PM

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