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Keira Knightley is a hot and vintage sexy tomboy beanpole as THE DUCHESS!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... Somewhere millions of men have started reading bodice-stories imagining Keira Knightley - who is basically becoming the female Fabio of the period romantic groin sweaty page turners. PRIDE & PREJUDICE was fantastic, those Pirate movies had us panting, ATONEMENT was magnificent - and now we get her as THE DUCHESS... based on Amanda Foreman's novel "GEORGIANA, DUCHESS OF DEVONSHIRE" - it's fantastic looking and she really is Viagra at twenty-four frames a second... and man... that hair is just asking to get mussed up!
Click here to get sweaty, Massawyrm... I know he's the first one to click on this story. Really - admit it... You know you're reading this! Addict!
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First.
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often times i am creeped out by this website. and this is one of those times.
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YAY!!!
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Make it so, Academy. She kicked booty in Atonement.
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so fucking hot
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in Star Trek II . . . not that I had a man crush or anything.
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a few years back. But not so much anymore. Her sharp underbite chin bothers me, and she just doesn't seem very sexual.
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I kinda agree with grievenom. I used to have a legendary hardon for Keira (starting right after PotC1) but not so much anymore. She needs to gain a little weight, just enough to round out her curves and make her not look like a walking skeleton.
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I don't care what she says about her being naturally skinny, there's a difference in being that and being like a skeleton. She obviously has a problem and she'll come clean about it when her career hits hurdles in the future.
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Keira is hot and all, but the gal really needs to get away from these Oscar-bait wannabe period pieces. When is the last time we saw her on screen in a pair of jeans? Domino? Hell, why doesn't she do a Sci-Fi pic? Or go even further back in history and a movie about Rome or something? Just do something to get away from Victorian England.
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Has she flesh under her skin?Go eat something girl.
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Everytime I try to play a Trailer through their .com site, I get the message, that the trailer is "currently not available in my area". They're reverse DNSsing and see that my HQ is in Germany. So, their Trailers are not for Europe I suppose? Suck my shiny metal ass, AOL fuckers!
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...because nobody buys magazines with Marion Cotillard on the cover.
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Dec 26, 2007 10:01:55 PM CST
Does Keira Knightley do anything but 18 century movies anymore?!
by slicer
I mean seriously, besides Domino, every movie she's been in lately involves her being in a corset and a hair piece!! I want to be able to jerk off to her in a regular movie please! One that's set in the 20th century!! DANG!
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...she'll have a peppermint stick up her ass in this film.
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Dec 26, 2007 10:14:56 PM CST
The book the film is based on is NOT a novel; it is history
by thejerseyscumbag
Amanda Foreman's "Georgiana: Duchess of Devonshire" is a history book and a very good one.
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Fuck these overrated Oscar bait roles.
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Yeah, rape is LOL shit! How about I rape your whore of a mother in the ass Jett?! Still laughing? Note to retards: rape = not funny (Keira Knightly isn't a souless piece of cardboard--she's someone's daughter...)
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She was pretty damn sexual in Domino. The movie was silly; the dialogue was jaw-droppingly stupid, but the sight of Keira in those leather pants? Oh. My. God.
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If you like your women with no ass, no tits, and looking like you haven't eaten in years. She tries way to hard to look like a model the way she hold her mouth.
I couldn't believe the sports bra she wore in the Beckham soccer flick, hell she didn't need it. Parminder Nagra was a million times hotter and she has boobs. -
Really?
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Watching some of her work tonight, had to stop and spank the monkey. Oh, yeah.
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Or have a I just fallen asleep yet again. Another Merchant Ivory-ish piece where men confess their love in stolen whispers and women exhibit strong willed temperments to the disdain of their father/mother/nursemaid/society. Oh my God I would actually rather see another Will Ferrell comedy to this....Please someone do something original, how about aliens in the time of Cholera or something?
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But I don't think Keira is anorexic. I saw her Singapore Pirate costume on display and it looked amazingly "normal-sized." She's skinny but not freakishly so. I could have worn it and I'm a size 6, so take that for what it's worth.
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Keira was ok...did a good job with what she was given not really a showy or particularly three-dimensional role.
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AWESOME. and the score was the best of the year with the use of that typewriter.
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Dec 27, 2007 6:28:38 AM CST
Keira Knightly IS the sexiest tomboy beanpole on the planet!
by guygardner
I didn't think I'd get a chance to post that again.
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She get naked in this? Then I will wait for captures as usual.
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If she ate something.
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until the last Pirates movie....Now I am certain she is.
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I didn't realize I had accidentally typed "aintitqueer.com"
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What the are we, AOL technical support? Eat a bowl of fuck.
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Now I wouldn't say no, but then I'm not a picky fuck, but she is not my idea of an attractive woman. An attractive skeleton, yes.
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Skeletal remains acting ain't sexy.
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She got the skinny drug addict look. And they should extend the "ass to ass" scene at the end to about 20 minutes.
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So you're a fan of anal rape and you're homophobic? You're batting a thousand Jett. So I'm gay just b/c I wouldn't rape Keira's ass? She's attractive enough, and I've got fantasies about her as much as the next straight guy, but they don't include raping her ass. Get some therapy asshole!
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Kiera looks like the girl you play xbox with, not whose x-box you play with. she reminds me of my sister. And not that I've ever been one to judge a persons character or acting ability on looks, but she just doesn't do it for me. Couldn't they have gotten Kate Winslet? she does this period stuff, doesn't she? now there's a girl I could wrap my arms around! (gotta go watch my Jude-Iris compilation tape!)
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Bride of Frankenstein
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We are in agreement. Her next movie needs to be something set in modern times or a sci-fi flick. Hell, I'd even go for a sword and sandal flick. ANYTHING but another Victorian Age bore fest.
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If you like skinny teenaged boys.
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skinny teenaged boys
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Dec 27, 2007 11:28:28 AM CST
Why fantasize about Keira when I can just go out and fuck a real
by godoffireinhell
Answer me that.
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...that they can make it look like Keira has tits!
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Your moronic comments speak volumes. Are you 12 years old? That would explain a lot. If you own a gun, please consider putting it in your mouth (or up your ass since you love that orifice) and pull the trigger. At the very least, don't have kids. I'm not going to waste another second debating a rancid piece of dog shit.
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because I'd gladly feed my ding-ding to it.
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when i was 22 i was 6' tall and weighed around 130. to the average passer-by, i was as thin as a model. i weigh a lot more now because i'm more than 10 years older and lazy as shite, but back then i was thin. when i was 16 - the age keira was when she made 'beckham' - i probably weighed about 110, because i was an athlete. i think the problem with everybody thinking the girl is so thin is that her face looks much older than she actually is; she looks like a mature, beautiful woman in her late 20s, and has done for like 8 years. so we think she's too thin because if you saw a 30 year old woman weighing 110 pounds, you'd say eek. but a girl? many girls who work out a lot and are under stress are thin. i remember eating a pizza a day in college and because i played sports i was still a size 8. imagine if your life is completely abnormal, you have people controlling what you eat all the time because you're going to be on the cover of a magazine, and you work roughly 12-16 hours a day on a shoot, plus you obviously have killer metabolism, and that's why you're thin. i'm not condoning the lifestyle, but i understand how it could be so (and i've worked in film and tv for years so i know perfectly well what it's like for an actress on the day-to-day of a shoot).
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that film isn't victorian. victorian refers to the era in england when victoria was queen,early 1830s until the turn of the century. regardless, i kept waiting for a funny line of dialogue and it never came. i thought the duchess of devonshire was supposed to be all sassy and funny. i want a period movie that's funny. is that so hard to do? weren't people funny back then?
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You're using the term "gay" as if it's still offensive, GET WITH THE TIMES MAN! If you want to attack someone be intelligent about it, cause you've just been BRUMBLED!
On topic, this film looks boring! Lucius Dei does not work for the trailer of a period piece. I can only hope this is R-rated/15 and Keira gets naked. Her nakedness made Silk a better experience (although why that film was universally panned I have no clue, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad either, just a bit boring). But as for the 'skinny' comments, I have no love for anorexic girls, but I really don't see Knightley as unnaturally skinny, she is a bit off-proportion (skinny torso, small tits, with thicker legs and plump, nicely rounded arse... you just have to see those bikini pictures). Still lovely though.
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Dec 27, 2007 12:50:11 PM CST
Ok I admit it...I'd let Keira do her after dinner puke on me.
by conspiracy
Then again it'd be worth it to Donkey Bonk her and give her the brown eye cream pie.
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OK, so I'm pretty sure Jett is just spouting that "rape is fun" bullshit just to get a rise out of people. OK mission accomplished. Unfortunately, it sort of crosses a line. Maybe I'm a big ol' prude for having a line to cross, but anyone who knows anyone who has been effected (affected? i always get that wrong) by a rape knows that there is nothing light or funny about it. It's kinda like the holocaust. Some people think they are being edgy and cool by making light of it, but there's really nothing to be made light of. SO, mr. Jett, go ahead and have your jollies ("ohh, look how mad people get when i pretend rape is funny. i'm so cool") just wanna balance the karma of this talkback by saying that rape is not all that cool, and CellarDweller is not the only one who had a problem with it. OK, diatribe done. Back to discussing the relative attractiveness of thin, less endowed women.
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hey pal, happy hols. i actually played neither; to my eternal amusement, i have always sucked at sports with balls. *cue sniggering* i was recruited to row crew and was nationally ranked until i broke my back like the overeager lunatic i was. now i am a pathetic shell of my former self.
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hospital, yuck! well i hope 2008 brings a better year for you, chock-a-block full of good tail, good sequels and the end to chinese oil occupation in sudan. cheerio!
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She'd be a lot hotter if she gained about 15 to 20 pounds. Hey Xiphos and Occula, it's good to know some normal people are hooking up on AICN other than Anchorite and AnimalStructure. Have fun kiddies!
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Yet another "waa I don't want to marry this guy I wanna get boinked by this other guy" movie. Yawn.
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too skinny but i'd do her.
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as if they had a choice. i think its just that perhaps AICN'ers would rather think of someone else while masterbating alone, which in their mind, makes them "picky".
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up yours! Your worthless tech support will give me the exact same answer your nice script writes me. 'Cause see, when I stick a US proxy between your server an me, the trailer plays. So, my dearest shithead, why should I have to resort to cheap trickery, so I can watch a simple trailer? I just won't do that. If your trailer is so precious that it is not for european eyes, then why don't you give it a nice blowjob, and maybe your fine AOL tech support guys will join you. Have a nice one.
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Pride and Prejudice '05 was absolutely hilarious at times, laugh-out-loud so. Revoke my man card if you must, but I loved Pride and Prejudice. Beautiful movie.
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Was a brutal fight to the death between Lord Darcy and that officer douchebag. Jane Austen might not have gone for that kind of thing, but it would be in my version fo' sho'.
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a chick flick by any other name is still to be avoided.
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No one plays a sexy tomboy better than Keira Knightley...except maybe Jody Foster...Mmmmmm Freaky Friday :)
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FERGIE! AND she IS a Duchess! Hmmm... We gotta get her in te movies! Maybe a remake of 'Bound' with her and Kiera! Yeah! That's it!!! Add a long shower scean... Oops. Sorry. I need a Kleenex. - Stark (Sometimes I repulse myself!... But only with one hand!)
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...concentration camp body. If she put on a beard, she could star in a big-screen update of ANDERSONVILLE. Or she could be the washboard in EMMET OTTER 2.
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She was blowing me and then took her skirt off and reveiled that she was a 13 year old boy with a 10" cock. I still fucked her.
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give her a yellow face and your halfway ther already
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i have a birthday coming soon and im gonna wish u get raped in a prison cell. would that be funny?
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I'll bite: what was Occula's great comeback? Sorry, I always get excited whenever a woman visits this site.
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I agree that's a pretty good comeback, and I appreciate the context etc. And I think I know what you mean about being able to tell a female poster from a male (unless she's going undercover-- a "nerd narc," if you will).
As for me, I'm either the ugliest female you never saw, or a man. To come clean, it's mostly column B. I'm from Canada, though, so if I come across as being a bit different, that could explain it. -
I think she's attractive, and now that she's in her twenties I can say that publicly under my Christian name of Garbage. However, she does always look like she's overposing, as if she's afraid that someone'll take a bad picture of her. She still has a ways to go before she looks like her face is about to crack or explode like Zellweger and Kidman (both attractive women, but both always look severely constipated).
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I'll watch for examples of Occula's wit, though it's usually the stupidest throwaway comments on this site that make me laugh the hardest. Like that guy in the Mongol thread a couple of weeks ago who posted "Candygram for Mongol!" Why do I still find that so funny? Is it because I'm only a pawn in the game of life? Or is it because I'm an idiot?
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