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Merry Christmas - From Michel Gondry and BE KIND REWIND!!!
What an awesome display of Xmas Morning Presents! Harry here - Merry Christmas! Enjoy your pwesents!!!!
Merry Christmas - gotta hit the sack - there's a fat man on the roof - gotta let him fill my house with Holy Awesome in Chocolate Coated Pussy Juice!!!
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This movie doesn't look as good as it sounds on paper. The trailer was irritating.
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am i the only sad athiest on here?
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Thanks for these gifts!!
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and may we all DINE IN HELL TOGETHER!
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Now bring me some figgy pudding!
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I've been pumped for this since I first heard about it and the trailer only got me more excited - one of the best I've seen in a while.
It's good to know that there will be something to look forward to this January. -
And so can any one else if they so desire.I for one look forward to this, "Run Hokey, run like the wind..." (I've always wondered if it is 'wind' like 'rewind' or 'wind' liken unto as you do to a clock?)
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DAMN YOU MICHAEL BAY
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... in my stocking. Yay...
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This movie looks REALLY stupid. And I usually like Jack Black.Anyway, MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone, and God bless!!! :D
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i was so excited when i heard the concept, but this looks like garbage :(
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AvP2 lulz
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hates Jews.
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Apart form that guy who fills up talkbacks with all caps bullshit...oh all right...Happy Christmas to him too!
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I want a repeat of Christmas 1980 and if there isn't an AT-AT under my tree then there'll be hell to pay...
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Merry Christmas everybody. You my peeps.
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No Back to the Future parody????
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I had alot of fun posting here this year.
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Nice clips, by the way
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A little mojo magic for all you zombies...a little freak for all you geeks. Merry Christmas.
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Ain't It Cool is the best site on the internets. Seriously. And it's because of folks like yourself.
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religio-fascist consumerism holiday. Enjoy your global domination.
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A happy holiday to all, and yes those were sweet lil presents.
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Merry Xmas bitches...you knew it was coming.
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That's goddamn classic.
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I like it. Mos Def is a brilliant actor and seeing these two together will definetly be worth keeping an eye on.
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Hollywood owes us one....Don't show that suck ass movie Cloverfield....now back to your local thread.....
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Here's a question: Do any of you actually know anyone who celebrates Kwanzaa? Is it for real?
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You're white. It is for real.
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The savior of modern day cinema.
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I've never celebrated it. Christmas is too time consuming.
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Voltron is alive.....
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Older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarvish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. Once every year, they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into endless night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time. He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher. Ho. Ho. Ho. - Neil Gaiman
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But liberally applied to the wiener? Lovely-jubbly!
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Snot that touches a pussy automatically becomes worthy of dipping in chocolate.
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One of the most original movie ideas in years.
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stop being so pesimistic
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Merry Mythmas!
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God bless us, everyone!
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Hope everyone will have / is having a great day today! Next year looks like it'll be one of the best years ever for geeks with Indiana Jones, The Dark Knight and many more great films coming out.I hope you all got a ho ho ho dressed in stockings this morning.
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Chocolate Covered Pussy Snot is just as tasty as Chocolate Covered Pussy Juice.
They're of the same family but two entirely different dishes.
HOW TO MAKE Chocolate Covered Pussy Juice...
This is prepared by running your tongue, finger or central muscle against a vagina until a white liquid is discharged, of slime like consistency.
Leaving the vaginal emittance to dry (preferably on a white plate), you then pour melted chocolate over it, put it in the freezer for precisely 5 minutes and serve back to your partner (from whom the initial substance was emitted).
HOW TO MAKE Chocolate Covered Pussy Snot...
This is prepared by running your tongue, finger or central muscle against a vagina and repeatedly spitting on the vaginal area until youR saliva thickens with phlegm. At this point stir the phlegm with the emitted juice (from the fondled vagina), and place on a white plate. DO NOT PUT THIS PLATE IN THE FREEZER. The dish is now ready for your consumption.
Historically, Choco Pussy Snot is rejected (for oral consumption) by the male's female partner and has in the past caused relationships to terminate, with a citation of irreconcilable differences.
The authors advice is to not eat this dish. Instead, bottle it, and use as a lubricant to pleasure yourself when your partner is at work and you log on peacefully to Bangbrothers.com
ENJOY YOUR MEAL AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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i am actually quite interested in seeing a Jack Black film, Be Kind Rewind looks ace. fuck me sideways with a cucumber, i never thought i would live to see this day.
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Ultraman! I want to see an Ultraman movie pleeeeaaaassseeee.
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Mr Black quickly needs a funny film, and quickly
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Kid play with a rediculous amount of toys, while watching a nice new copy of "The Taking Of Pelham 123." What a great movie.. Merry/Happy Christmas to all. Need to crack open the brand new bottle of Tequila I got too... Yum.
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...you glorious talkbacking bastards, you!
Remember, there is only one Ebeneezer Scrooge: Alastair Sim! -
But why is it that nobody on the internet is able to spell ridiculous correctly? It isn't like something has been Un-diculoused and you are diculousing it again - if it were then maybe rediculous would be correct, but it is not. Diculous is not even a word so the whole proposal is just worthy of ridicule, or in other words... its ridiculous.
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spellchecked.
Merry Christmas! My HD Blade Runner set came yesterday from Amazon. My wife said "no way" she is watching 5 versions lol -
If spell check doesn't stop me, I go with it.. You have an issue with it, take it up with Mr. Gates and his program team up in Redmond, Washington. But we're all glad you stopped by to tell us how REDICULOUSLY smart, cool, and educated you are.
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Actually a friend of mine had an idea of remaking hollywood movies with our own budget which would be like $100.00. It was in response to all the shitty remakes of movies like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Omen, ect. I'm glad Gondry came up with this, although his intentions were probably less cynical. I think it would be a cool contest idea for AICN to have us do our own five minute low budget - no budget remake of a big budget hollywood movie. Top prize of course being chocolate covered pussy juice.
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A movie about VHS tapes? Who the Hell even owns a VHS player anymore? This might have been a funny concept 10-15 years ago, but now most of the current generation doesn't even know what a VCR is. This is likely to end up being a huge flop...kinda sad to see someone like Glover getting caught in such a turkey.
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Largely better !
http://blogs.allocine.fr/videos/play.blogo?vid=ad36c9950e194ba4f758e2ed228fc298 -
http://tinyurl.com/3ynkom
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..maybe the movie takes place in the early nineties. That would be the only reason that a mom-and-pop video store would even be in existence.
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still blowin that purple christmas kush on the 26th MANNE thats how we do it down here in TX. MIDNIGHT PTA 12/29! MIDNIGHT PTA 12/29! smokin that PURP for the homie DDL!!!
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its a shit movie...............Godzilla could not destroy AICN.........Cloverfield will...............You have hyped too much.
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They spoof Rush Hour
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Does anyone think this will be funny?
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Godzilla 98 was trying to be the next gen of something classic and already well established. The marketing blitz was insane. Taco Bell dog, size matters. P Diddy sampling Zepplin for the epic music video. Cloverfield is like an indie movie next to Godzilla 98. Which is an over the top blockbuster, that turned out to be a dreadful movie. That's best forgetton.
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Didn't catch that...thanks.
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This website mails it in so much, there's no connection to your readers like you did in the past. Before TB's, this site reached out to fans that could identify with your passion for the shit we love to watch and read. All you do is suck studio cock and have heartless fucks like Merrick who is basically a fan of nothing. Again, no real passion for anything. Get some fucking people on this site who contribute and dig for exclusives on shit WE care about. This is not your site anymore, it's ours.
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but Godzilla had a plot. Godzilla had characters we were concerned about. The characters in Cloverdud are going to die in the end. A monster goes on a NY buffet and demolishing run and you want to say this will be a better movie? It's a plotless, senseless movie.
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I've only been on this site for a short while but I will say this: I may not always agree with Harry and his staff on various things (especially my undying hatred of Cloverdud), but the fact that they allow some to rant and rave to the point of insults (much like you have done above), and still allow you to come on the site says much to their character. No I'm not kissing ass just keeping it real.
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"Godzilla had a plot. Godzilla had characters we were concerned about." It did? Honestly I couldn't care a single bit about the characters in that Godzilla movie. I'm sure most here will agree with me. As for Plot, what plot? The we not caring about the environment, so it spawned Godzilla plot? Hahaha!
First of all. You haven't even seen Cloverfield. Second have you read any of the reviews? This isn't a simple monster attacks a city movie. There's more to this monster than they're showing. Cloverfield is more of a horror movie than a monster movie. -
Trust me, my rants on Merrick and Harry are mild compared to the shit that has gotten people banninated forever. This site, for the veterans of 10+ years feel a mite alienated by some of the new guys because of the lack of connection. Moriarty is the only one with conviction around here, and I used to hate reading whatever that guy had to write. Moriarty can and has stepped out of this site's shadow to do other things, yet this pack of "contributors" condescend in a great deal of topic set-ups. For once I would love to see a topic about "RANDOM MOVIE PROJECT" to not begin with, "well, I'm not a huge fan of this franchise", or "I didn't grow up with this franchise so I lack the enthsiasm soem of you may have" but here, I'll shovel some recycled news for you that already ran days ago at another website.
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He's one of the great visualists working today.
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but I can see that you are an individual who will see this movie simply to see the beast eat people and destroy things. I have read the reviews and I'm not impressed. I'm not impressed because I, like most people, like to see good overcome evil. With the spoilers we know that the main characters won't survive. Another question, why the heads? Why not eat the entire person unless it is just after the human brain....this movie is a horror all right....horribly sick.
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Yeah I hear what you are saying about this site. I've been going here since the late 90's. But I was a long time listener first time caller until earlier this year. Mainly because before I came to this site to read articles and such. But this year I mainly come to post TB's because the articles have been lacking. I am more interested in TB then I am with the articles. I am not gonna throw hate towards Harry because the man did have a busy year, and we owe him gratitude for what he's done. Maybe he has become too mainstream i don't know. But yeah I have yet to come to this site and read some ground breaking news this year. Also the reviews have been very slim. Not in the amount but in the variety. There will be like 20 reviews for the same movie. Maybe its getting harder to get juciy nerd news? But yeah I feel what you are saying about lack of connection. Also there has been very little hate from the highups on this site, everything that comes from Harry is usually positive, except for his DVD article, which has been the best thing on this site as of recent. But wheres a pissed off review of a bad movie, like The Fog last year. Yeah there have been good movies this year but they haven't all been spectacular. Also the whole year of the Aptow has brought things down on this site. Hopefully Walk Hard bombing will knock them off of their high horse.
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in 97 when I did an altavista search for SW Episode I and AICN had the first pic of some WWII plane model on a table, that was the influence for a fighter in EPI.
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It was my pleasure. Hey, I just realized that our names have the same syllable combination, both end in "son" and if you add our first names together you get "Bass Turd". That's pretty cool.
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