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The New 10,000 BC Trailer Has Mammoths, Loin Cloths, Sabertooth Kitties, And People Speaking Almost Perfect English!!


Merrick here...


Last night, the folks over at G4 TV rolled out a new trailer for Roland Emmerich's 10,000 BC.

In the meantime, CHUD.COM has the online premiere, although you can see a far inferior version if you want to watch it on G4's site for some reason. It was CHUD's Devin Faraci who actually intro'd it last night on G4, so for the best version, follow this link.

There's one benefit if you do decide to see it HERE. If you let the video continue past the trailer, you can spend a few moments gawking at host lady Olivia Munn; lordy she's hot.

Or, you can check out the trailer via the embed below:




I...don't know what to say. Like many Roland Emmerich movies, there are some really nice visuals here & the film seems a lot more promising before folks start talking. Is it just me, or do most of the people in this trailer sound like Christopher Lambert?

I love the mammoth hunt at the beginning of the trailer, and am still struggling to make sense out of those super-fast attack ostriches.

What do you think?




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Damn Ostriches
by Upside Down Johnson
Dec 13th, 2007
06:51:24 PM
Wow, the movie noone cares about
by finfangfoom
Dec 13th, 2007
06:53:38 PM
Roland Emmerich
by So What?
Dec 13th, 2007
06:55:02 PM

by hemitallman
Dec 13th, 2007
06:55:03 PM
NEW DARK KNIGHT POSTER UP!!!
by JackBauer24
Dec 13th, 2007
06:57:05 PM
10,000 years later, still buffering
by Upside Down Johnson
Dec 13th, 2007
06:57:14 PM
Hmm
by SanityKaos
Dec 13th, 2007
06:58:21 PM
oh, okay.
by frankenfickle
Dec 13th, 2007
07:00:42 PM
I SUPPORT THE SUPER-FAST ATTACK OSTRICHES ON THIS ONE
by Pound Sand
Dec 13th, 2007
07:02:46 PM
RE: NEW DARK KNIGHT POSTER
by Upside Down Johnson
Dec 13th, 2007
07:03:34 PM
I think we beat this mammoth to death in the X-files thread.
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2007
07:03:55 PM
Indiana Jones and the Dial Up of Doom
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 13th, 2007
07:04:26 PM
If they had just gotten Mel Gibson's dialect coaches
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 13th, 2007
07:08:56 PM
What's with the perfect English?
by Riverman
Dec 13th, 2007
07:09:00 PM
And finally on the Dark Knight poster...
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 13th, 2007
07:10:38 PM
Idiots gave credibility to The Day After Tomorrow
by HellKing
Dec 13th, 2007
07:10:54 PM
Reynard Muldrake
by JackBauer24
Dec 13th, 2007
07:11:56 PM
That's "English" not Enh.
by HellKing
Dec 13th, 2007
07:12:14 PM
JackBauer...
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 13th, 2007
07:13:45 PM
What I think...
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 13th, 2007
07:14:38 PM
HellKing
by Reynard Muldrake
Dec 13th, 2007
07:14:41 PM
wait a minute...
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 13th, 2007
07:19:38 PM
Looks kinda cool -- definitely derivative.
by odysseus
Dec 13th, 2007
07:20:42 PM
I'll second the Olivia Munn comment
by Badger23
Dec 13th, 2007
07:22:39 PM
hairless ostriches PWN FACe
by wyrmhole
Dec 13th, 2007
07:23:16 PM
King Tut was an albino child but he wasn't god.
by wintocha67
Dec 13th, 2007
07:23:56 PM
Not ostriches...
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 13th, 2007
07:24:35 PM
THEIR TEETH ARE PERFECT!!
by THE KNIGHT
Dec 13th, 2007
07:28:17 PM
Thought the talking Mammoth was cool.
by TomBodet
Dec 13th, 2007
07:32:23 PM
Colgate was actually invented in 11,000 BC
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2007
07:38:10 PM
Sequel to Ice Age!
by closeencounter
Dec 13th, 2007
07:41:34 PM
For all you Olivia fans...
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2007
07:41:55 PM
OK that rocked!
by quadrupletree
Dec 13th, 2007
07:43:04 PM
Desert scenes remind me of the Stargate movie
by Orionsangels
Dec 13th, 2007
07:45:01 PM
Looks cool but...
by FILMFUNK
Dec 13th, 2007
07:48:20 PM
Fuck this movie..............
by crackerfarmboy
Dec 13th, 2007
07:55:36 PM
Alternative to English?
by Gelfin
Dec 13th, 2007
08:00:21 PM
Olivia Munn
by Magma Suit
Dec 13th, 2007
08:00:38 PM
Emmerich's movies have some nice visuals
by veritasses
Dec 13th, 2007
08:02:06 PM
The perfect English in this film makes about as much sense as...
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 13th, 2007
08:07:22 PM
They Should Drop Contemporary Rap Slang Dialogue
by LaserPants
Dec 13th, 2007
08:35:02 PM
Prehistoric animals = the only draw this film has goin for it
by Canada's King
Dec 13th, 2007
08:37:41 PM
why are they white?
by ironic_name
Dec 13th, 2007
08:37:55 PM
Xiphos
by ironic_name
Dec 13th, 2007
08:39:26 PM
The scary birds...
by twindaggerturkey
Dec 13th, 2007
08:40:06 PM
xiphos is an anti-semite!

oy the shame!
by ironic_name

Dec 13th, 2007
08:40:30 PM
I Hope There Are Dinobots In It
by LaserPants
Dec 13th, 2007
08:44:48 PM
OH. MY. GOD.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 13th, 2007
08:53:13 PM
F* THE MOVIE OLIVIA MUNN CAN SIT ON MY FACE!
by Deus Vult
Dec 13th, 2007
08:57:00 PM
oh well...
by AllieJamison
Dec 13th, 2007
08:58:56 PM
Fun looking movie
by Toddstarwatcher
Dec 13th, 2007
09:01:08 PM
Ahhhhhhhh I get it.......
by BillyPilgrim
Dec 13th, 2007
09:04:45 PM
godzilla
by io
Dec 13th, 2007
09:24:05 PM
Birds decended from Dinos
by aceattorney
Dec 13th, 2007
09:27:14 PM
Conan?
by jjmcook
Dec 13th, 2007
09:30:24 PM
Just watch SciFi's MAMMOTH
by Roderick Usher
Dec 13th, 2007
09:42:54 PM
This movie is playing it a little srious
by Toddstarwatcher
Dec 13th, 2007
09:51:08 PM
If only they were Christoph Lambert...
by Noddy93
Dec 13th, 2007
10:07:05 PM
Who gives a shit if they speak english?
by Ye Not Guilty
Dec 13th, 2007
10:12:46 PM
Roland Emmerich's Bible Stories
by Larry of Arabia
Dec 13th, 2007
10:17:07 PM
Bible Stories
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 13th, 2007
10:24:53 PM
BAD ASS!!!!
by UprootedTexican
Dec 13th, 2007
10:28:33 PM
F* The Movie but Camilla Belle can sit on my face
by Redfive!
Dec 13th, 2007
10:34:53 PM
g4's shitty site was nonstop buffering
by palewook
Dec 13th, 2007
10:37:00 PM
OOGA BOOGA RAAHHHHRRRR
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 13th, 2007
10:45:05 PM
There is an
by Series7
Dec 13th, 2007
10:46:56 PM
I didn't know cavemen and Egyptions lived together.
by jae683
Dec 13th, 2007
10:50:40 PM
REDFIVE - ARGH BOOGA WANA MOO CAMILLA BELLE
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 13th, 2007
10:53:20 PM
Also
by Series7
Dec 13th, 2007
10:56:01 PM
Bah, Emmerich, that is.
by jae683
Dec 13th, 2007
10:57:33 PM
Not Egyptian pyramid. Tower of Babel.
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 13th, 2007
11:07:16 PM
Totally stole a scene from Alien3 there...
by Jugs
Dec 13th, 2007
11:49:40 PM
I just cannot get over the fact that this film...
by bb6634
Dec 13th, 2007
11:59:38 PM
This will suck.
by i kick tits
Dec 14th, 2007
12:27:09 AM
Looks like Stargate 2
by The Outlander
Dec 14th, 2007
12:33:32 AM
Looks like a good time.
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 14th, 2007
12:36:18 AM
Perfect English
by TrumpyEatsPotatoes
Dec 14th, 2007
12:39:15 AM
Babel
by Uncle Bobo
Dec 14th, 2007
12:57:01 AM
Looks like
by Kizeesh
Dec 14th, 2007
01:41:17 AM
Man's 1st words" Me wanna rumpafucka Camilla Belle
by dogphart3000
Dec 14th, 2007
02:19:00 AM
What Crap!
by magnius
Dec 14th, 2007
02:49:56 AM
I'm a historical pedant myself but jeez some of you are uptight.
by Valin Kenobi
Dec 14th, 2007
03:44:05 AM
For I am Lothar of the Anachronsitics...behold my hot chica!
by KillaKane
Dec 14th, 2007
03:53:07 AM
Lothar make mistake he belong to Anachronistics (Kane can't type
by KillaKane
Dec 14th, 2007
03:54:47 AM
Them CHUD folk sure likes themselves
by Brendon
Dec 14th, 2007
04:50:16 AM
2008: Pulp Fiction
by CuervoJones
Dec 14th, 2007
04:54:22 AM
its a shame, this could have been a great film
by palewook
Dec 14th, 2007
05:13:49 AM
They speak better English than people in my neighborhood.
by Uncle Stan
Dec 14th, 2007
05:50:26 AM
Sounds okay to me actually.
by TomBodet
Dec 14th, 2007
06:18:15 AM
Hey, I like Phorusrhacids as much as the next guy...
by Dollar Bird
Dec 14th, 2007
06:41:46 AM
Roland Emmerich's movies always have that "big dumb fun"
by rbatty024
Dec 14th, 2007
07:45:44 AM
Cavemen didn't speak perfect English...
by Kid Z
Dec 14th, 2007
08:05:11 AM
Someone at another site called Emmerich...
by Kid Z
Dec 14th, 2007
08:10:16 AM
MAn, Moses could've REALLY...
by Kid Z
Dec 14th, 2007
08:14:53 AM
We got a bomb, people...
by ricarleite
Dec 14th, 2007
08:31:02 AM
That trailer is MUCH better than the teaser
by Live.
Dec 14th, 2007
08:46:14 AM
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!
by alienindisguise
Dec 14th, 2007
09:10:26 AM
didn't realize Norelco was around 12,000 years ago
by spidercoz
Dec 14th, 2007
09:38:16 AM
CLan of the Cave Bear, or Caveman?
by Dokkalvar
Dec 14th, 2007
09:39:09 AM
Uwe Boll with a budget
by palewook
Dec 14th, 2007
09:43:16 AM
"The movie noone cares about"
by Damned if I can login
Dec 14th, 2007
10:11:34 AM
Wrong terminology... "BC"
by ZeroCorpse
Dec 14th, 2007
10:13:38 AM
looks like Stargate on steroids
by BendersShinyAss
Dec 14th, 2007
10:20:39 AM
Perfect English: So what?
by HeyJoe
Dec 14th, 2007
10:31:42 AM
300 was just an example
by HeyJoe
Dec 14th, 2007
10:42:24 AM
hey node...
by kisskissbangbang
Dec 14th, 2007
12:20:41 PM
And furthermore...
by kisskissbangbang
Dec 14th, 2007
12:37:03 PM
Anytime I see a movie where they're speaking English
by Reel American Hero
Dec 14th, 2007
01:09:08 PM
Can we have a moratorium on dudes that...
by Raymar
Dec 14th, 2007
01:28:51 PM
i don't get it...
by funkyknitwear
Dec 14th, 2007
01:53:05 PM
bollocks
by funkyknitwear
Dec 14th, 2007
02:14:07 PM
I agree with Red Five
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 14th, 2007
02:22:40 PM
Before everything we know...
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 14th, 2007
02:25:03 PM
Camilla Belle better be buck in this thing
by Kirbymanly
Dec 14th, 2007
03:37:26 PM
xiphos
by ironic_name
Dec 14th, 2007
05:34:18 PM
The last shot reminded me of ALIEN 3...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Dec 15th, 2007
06:13:47 AM
responses
by kisskissbangbang
Dec 15th, 2007
10:20:57 AM
Warren Peace has certainly bulked up
by Drath
Dec 15th, 2007
05:20:54 PM
Why are South American birds in Africa?
by AntwonFisher
Dec 28th, 2007
10:43:44 PM

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