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UPDATED WITH WINNERS!!! Win A Copy Of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN (Unrated) DVD...

Published at: Dec. 21, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST by merrick

Merrick here...
As promised, here are the winners of the contest. First place, receiving the 2 Disc Unrated Special Edition DVD of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN + a $50.00 gift certificate to amazon.com is spikepet for suggesting Zombie should "reimagine" 1982's VICE SQUAD. VICE SQUAD is a perfect fit for Zombie. The notion comes from way out of left field, the concept would be a giddy, masturbatory playground for Rob, and it's a well-considered idea all the way around. Congratulations! Second place, receiving the 2 Disc Unrated Special Edition DVD of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN is Sasquatch-The Legend of Bigfoot for suggesting Zombie should "reimagine" 1974's DEATH WISH. Sure, Stallone looks to be directing/starring in a remake in the near future, but Zombie doing this project makes a lot of sense. The raw, visceral brutality he'd bring to this base tale of revenge would be quite unnerving. Third place, also receiving the the 2 Disc Unrated Special Edition DVD of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN is dexter cornell for suggesting Rob Zombie should "reimagine" DELIVERANCE. He wrote: "Zombie takes his camera to his family reunion. He pushes record." What more needs to be said? NOTE TO WINNERS: sometime this weekend, we'll be sending a follow-up e-mail to the e-mail address attached to your Talkback account. If you've changed your e-mail address since initially registering for AICN's Talkback, CONTACT US with your new address so we can make make sure we get your contact information/mailing address/etc. Congratulations to all & well done all. If I understand correctly, we have some more giveaways coming up rather soon...so stay tuned!

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Merrick here...
We have 3 copies of the Unrated version of Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN to give away. This DVD will be released Tuesday December 18 by Genius Products and The Weinstein Company FIRST PLACE WINNERS will receive the 2 Disc Unrated Special Edition DVD + a $50.00 gift certificate to amazon.com. SECOND & THIRD PLACE WINNERS will receive the 2 Disc Unrated Special Edition DVD. Here's a list of the extras on the DVD:
Bonus Features – unrated and theatrical versions • 17 Deleted Scenes With Optional Director’s Commentary • Alternate Ending With Optional Commentary • Bloopers • View the Film With Writer/Director Rob Zombie – Audio Commentary • The Many Masks of Michael Myers • Re-Imagining Halloween • Meet the Cast • Casting Sessions • Scout Taylor-Compton Screen Test (Laurie Strode)

Here's what you have to do. PLEASE READ CAREFULLY; THERE'S ONE VERY IMPORTANT ELEMENT TO THIS CONTEST: 1) Simply jump into the Talkbacks below. 2) In the Talkback's subject line, write the word "ENTRY" & then the name of a film you think Rob Zombie should "re-imagine". 3) In the body of the Talkback, write a few lines describing how you think he should re-imagine it. The deadline for this contest is Wednesday December 19 @ 11:59pm. Winners will be announced no later than Friday December 21 at 11:59pm. HERE'S THE REALLY IMPORTANT PART: AICN will not automatically have your address or contact information if you enter. So, if you enter the contest, we'll attempt to contact you at the email address associated with your talkback name. It's essential that you check back to see if you won. When announced, winners will be told to e-mail us their contact information & whatnot. There are no extra points for lengthy Talkbacks...the shorter the better & it'll help the judging go more quickly. Feel free to comment on people's contributions (this won't affect how the contest is judged), but ONLY TALKBACKS WITH THE WORD "ENTRY" IN THE SUBJECT LINE WILL BE CONSIDERED & JUDGED. Have fun & good luck!

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  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Now why would I want to win that?

    by rev_skarekroe

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Good God No

    by Aquatarkusman

    n/m

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    The reason I think this is a good contest

    by INWOsuxRED

    is because I have a fireplace.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:27 a.m. CST

    ENTRY & The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

    by Lance Rocke

    If Zombie re-imagined The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, the "Computer" would be an online pederast who huffed tennis shoes stolen from the neighboring elementary school gym.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:27 a.m. CST

    Reimagine House of 1,000 corpses

    by Samuel Fulmer

    Maybe by adding an actual plot to the last 30 minutes and take out all the bizzare edits (like cutting to old horror movies for no reason) that would fit better in an experimental essay film from the mid-60's. Also anyone else find it funny that the Zombie Halloween made barely 10 million at the box office than the original. I know I do!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Entry: The 'burb's

    by naevity

    The neighbors would be some real hardcore serial killer's that kidnap his wife when she goes on vacation. At the end, he finds her wedding ring in the furnace.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:29 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by bryn_cmbs

    Rob Zombie re-imagines “Titanic” After viewing Titanic, Rob realizes no matter how hard he tries, he can’t make it suck any more than it already does, so he leaves it as is.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:30 a.m. CST

    you couldn't pay me enough

    by 10111972

    to watch this pile of hondekots(dutch for..) again!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:31 a.m. CST

    Entry: Titanic

    by bryn_cmbs

    Sorry, forgot to put the film's title in the heading, here it is again: Rob Zombie re-imagines “Titanic” After viewing Titanic, Rob realizes no matter how hard he tries, he can’t make it suck any more than it already does, so he leaves it as is.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:32 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by capttony

    Rob Zombie reimagines Bambi. Bambi is strolling through the woods with his mom, when they stumble upon a group of drunk hunters. They hold her down, have their way with her, then let her run off to spawn a hideous half-human, half animal called the jack-off-alope.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:32 a.m. CST

    10 million more

    by Samuel Fulmer

    so 57 million vs. 47 million (70's dollars)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:33 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Pretty Woman

    by TooFlySamarai75

    Richard Geres role could be a serial killer targeting prostitutes but he falls in love with one of his victims to be. They have issues when she figures out he is the guy all the girls have been worried about. Will they live happily ever after? Hopefully not.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:34 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by darthdump

    Remake Red Dawn but instead of russians attacking, make it bitchy women on their periods. And keep Swayze. SWAYZE 4 LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:35 a.m. CST

    Entry - Scooby Doo 3

    by MeanBabyJames

    I think we need a hard R version of the 60s cartoon. Blood and guts and nudity galore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by darthebarbarian

    **Insert witty comment here**

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:36 a.m. CST

    This is a prize?!?!?!?

    by Sinisterjim

    More like coal in your stocking!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:38 a.m. CST

    Am I late for the Hate

    by THE KNIGHT

    *grabs some popcorn* I haven't seen the film in theatres but it's on my Netflx Que list.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:39 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: White Zombie

    by beastie

    Sorry. I know it's the obvious choice, but what better for Rob to "re-imagine" than the flick that gave him and his band their monikers?<br> I think that Sherri Moon could easily play the zombie bride who is reanimated via voodoo. It could take place in New Orleans and explore the joys of necrophelia.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by A_Porpoise

    Rob Zombie re-imagines 'London After Midnight' - The lost Lon Chaney movie...for one thing, the original is lost, so there won't be any fanboys complaining about how the re-imagining actually had the nerve to change things. Seriously, though - take the murder mystery, make the vampire more grotesque(as only Zombie could), and you've got a really intense thriller. He could really have fun teasing the audience with whether or not the events are supernatural or premeditated, too. Of course Bill Moseley would play the monster, and a juicy role for Sid Haig (perhaps as one of the suspects).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:39 a.m. CST

    Come on guys it wasnt that bad.

    by DeeJay2ooo

    thats all

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Robot Monster

    by infinitymurph

    Crazy killer in a monkey suit with a scuba helmet and a skull face goes after little kid and his family...does anything more really need to be said? The original Robot Monster REALLY wanted to a be a smart film with a twist ending. It's begging to be remade and Zombie could do it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    ENTRY- GONE WITH THE WIND

    by THE KNIGHT

    Butler slits scarlett's throat!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

    by Wugmanmax

    This is an easy one, given that he kind of already did it with the Living Dead Girl video. White trash carnival, murderous sleepwalker controlled by a mad Hypnotist. All wrapped in book-ends involving a mental hospital. It's almost tailor-made for Mr. Zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:42 a.m. CST

    ENTRY Rob Zombie's Halloween

    by Agent Blue

    Five years from now Rob Zombie will roll out of his wrecked race car bed and realize his version of Halloween needs to be remade, and Rob Zombie's Rob Zombie's Halloween will be born, and proceed thusly: The movie will no longer refer to Michael Myers, Haddonfield, Dr. Loomis, soap, prophylactics, or the negative effects of inbreeding. Due to years of in-family sex, a lack of verbal skills, and the ability to not make any logical sense, the main character in the movie will not have a name and be referred to as a series of grunts. Ugnh's job is to carry the dead bodies from the crime scene to the dump. This slow, arduous character study will examine who Ugnh really is through two hours of watching him mate with family members, animals, a Nestle Crunch wrapper, and a mailbox while carting the mutilated bodies in a red wagon he constructed from paint, pages of scripts with retarded story lines, and film stock of pointlessly remade movies. The climax will come when Ugnh trips over his own feet, falls to the ground, and forgets how to get up. Fade to black.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:42 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Phantom TollBooth

    by Hound of Ulster

    Just imagine...educational and witty, with a core of darkness that might actually make learning fun!!! Animation by John Kricfalusi , anyone??? Plus all new Music!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Showgirls

    by Darathus

    Because that movie needs more cussing and more anal rape.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    ENTRY -Something Wicked This Way Comes

    by DeadlyAvenger

    A must for something wicked this way comes, that would be pretty ace

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:45 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Hellraiser

    by tekwar

    More blood, more gore, more skinless sex scenes. Zombie can't make a Hellraiser any worse then the sequels right?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:46 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Citizen Kane

    by indiebum

    I think if Charles Foster Kane was a psychopathic murderer who ripped off the faces of his subordinates in order to become president of the world.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:47 a.m. CST

    Addition to my White Zombie ENTRY

    by beastie

    I guess the obvious choice for the role of Beaumont would be Sid Haig, but I would prefer someone like Leonard Roberts.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:48 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Boogie Nights

    by friday1408

    Ok, imagine this, marky mark is your normal well endowed porn star, until one day he catches a std which causes his penis to turn into a 7 foot monster when the the moon is full. he begins to stalk the night in search of his next victims. the tide turns however when the bandit discovers his actresses are disappearing. The bandit has 24 hours to go to texas to get the cure for this horrible std, or else he will lose his star actor.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:48 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Love Story

    by Gewurtztraminer

    I think Love Story needs more swearing, gratuitous nudity, and gore...thus, Rob would be the ideal candidate to reimagine.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:50 a.m. CST

    This has Memories-Of-Murder...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...written all over it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:51 a.m. CST

    Entry: Puppet Master

    by PezQ

    Sweet puppet horror from 1989. You gots to <3 it

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:53 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Bad Ronald

    by tonagan

    The story could be kept more or less the same (please, not too much backstory), but add that creepy, claustrophobic atmosphere that House had (sue me, I found it disturbing). And, for continuity's sake, you could have Helena Bonham Carter play the Kim Hunter role, and have Dabney Coleman play the same role, or at least have a cameo.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:54 a.m. CST

    Entry - Seven Samurai

    by Innuendo07

    Because Rob Zombie likes to take on the cults classics and this would put him a whole new relm.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:54 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Poltergeist

    by ragunax

    An average blue collar family moves into their dream house in a lovely southern suburban neighborhood, a steal thought of as just a lucky purchase. I'm thinkin' Savannah, GA, as it has one of the most deathfilled pasts in America. All seems well at first, but as time goes by there are strange occurences that seriously affect all family members, mainly Carol Anne who can communicate and see spirits that appear and amuse her and her family members. But this was all a ruse, as they slowly find out the history of the land that their house has been built on. They find out that they are living on a mass graveyard of southern-owned slaves, who were slaughtered visciously out of the scare that they may have yellow fever. Or it could be that one of the slaves banged/raped thier owner's daughter. Viscious killings, even more viscious revenge.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:55 a.m. CST

    Entry An American Werewolf in London

    by stan39520

    He should do it

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:56 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Deliverance

    by Jigga467

    You know he could get someone to squeal like a pig real good. Sid Haig has to be in there somewhere, too!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:56 a.m. CST

    Entry Demon Seed

    by stan39520

    Imagaine how Nasty he could make it

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Godzilla

    by bigdaddymars80

    Mr. Zombie should let us have a peak at Godzilla's childhood - friends - mutations - inner conflicts. Basically a Godzilla Movie from the Point of View of the creature - with voice over by Christopher Lee...poem like with rhymes - just like Tim Burton's Vincent

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Entry - Wizaard of Oz

    by zombiemaster

    If Sci-Fi channel has shown us anything about Oz, is that is can be dark, much darker then it already was. Now, add in some of Zombies flair and you would have an Oz that borders on Horror. He could really explore the dark of the Oz world under the Wicked Witch and at the same time show an almost utopian Emerald city. The Tinman would be a defunct war machine, the Lion would still be cowardly, but once that changes, he becomes bloodthirsty. Dorthy would have to be a Dominatrix to fit in a Zombie movie I think...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:57 a.m. CST

    Entry - The Shining

    by Abednigo

    Rob could dig into the mysterious ending a bit and Jack's history with the Overlook Hotel. The photo at the end of Jack at the hotel decades earlier still remains a mystery (although the theories are plentiful). I would love to see him show his interpretation of Jack's history there.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Entry - Mary Poppins

    by Art Pennington

    Mary runs her umbrilla through the bodies of teh children she is caring for.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:58 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by JoelM

    Rob Zombie Re-Imagines: "The Wizard of OZ" cast: Linsay Lohan as Dorothy the teenage slut, who after nearly being rape, runs away into The storm that sends her to OZ. Paul Reubens as Tin Man the Imprisoned Sex addict, who as put in the tin suit so he would stop man handling himself in public. Richard Simsons as the “happy” scarecrow, who gets brutally murdered by the flying Monkey bats Billy Bob Thorton as the Lion, the drunken fowl mouth Lion who is always trying to Hump Dorothy’s leg. And in the end Dorothy still makes it to the emerald city, wearing no underwear, and the Wizard agrees to take her home in his hot air balloon as long as she goes down on him In the gondola, the end.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Entry:The Burning

    by jz721

    He should do this movie for one because it needs updating and that he could make it even more gritty than the original. He can also bring more backstory to Cropsy. The original is classic but also a remake will bring out a great dvd for the old one. I think he could defintly pull this one off and it could even reinvent it to make it a series even.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Passion of the Christ

    by wired to die

    Picture it: Bill Mosely as Jesus Sid Haig as King Herod Sherri Moon as Mary Magdalene William Forsythe as Pontius Pilate Jesus gets beaten and tortured hillbilly style beaten by rednecks Romans(its Rob Zombie's version). He is then ressurected and seeks his revenge by going 10000 BC on their collective asses ... Can't miss

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Entry: Last House on the Left

    by Bobo_Vision

    In terms of how he should reimagine it, he should just give it his characteristic style and unique brand of characters as well as a modern day soundtrack and amped-up violence, but try to keep the raw realism of the original.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by noiprox

    Nightmare on Elm Street the first one was decent, the rest sucked my sweaty balls, but i think a nice "halloweenesque" backstory of kruegar and more blood would be nice to see.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11 a.m. CST

    Entry- The Muppets Movie

    by Mostasteless

    "999 corpses ha ha ha ha, 1,000 corpses ha ha ha"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Adventures in Babysitting

    by OnlyOne

    A hot, older babysitter. Horny teenagers. Friend in peril. Make the city scarier and more foreboding and you have the elements of putting together a great chase/slasher film along with the corruption of innocence.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:01 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

    by Mike_D

    Think abou it: mutated tomatoes being brought to life by a mad scientist that reaks havoc in a small town. Tomatoes eat people, people take revenge. Perfect for zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:03 a.m. CST

    Entry: It's A Wonderful Life

    by parttimesaint

    Is that a real angel visiting George Bailey or just a figment of his imagination? Perhaps it's no coincidence that the angel's name is Clarence... also the name of George's brother who died in a sledding accident when they were kids. George was able to save one brother, Harry, but he always blamed himself for losing Clarence. Maybe Clarence always blamed him too?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:03 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - My Dinner with Andre

    by VadersCrotchDoor

    In this re-imagining of the 1981 Louis Malle classic, Sid Haig and Bill Moseley meet for an evening of fine food and mildly intelligent conversation at a dank, out-of-the-way roadside cafe. The talk centers around their lives in the arts, and their experiences on the fringes of genre cinema. As the evening progresses and the sun sets and the Old Granddad bottles begin to pile up, it becomes apparent that neither Haig nor Moseley are discussing roles they've played, but rather actual events from their respective lives. As the cafe prepares to shut its doors for the night, our two principles slide out of their booth, warmly embrace, and say their good-byes. At this point, the waitress (cameo by Sheri Moon Zombie, wearing only a Hello Kitty thong and two mesh produce bags for a bra) approaches and demands a bigger tip from "you two cheap-ass fucking, cock-sucking sons-of-whores". Haig and Mosely turn to each other and exchange subtle grins of maniacal decadence, each produces a machete, and the screen goes black to the sounds of metal into flesh and whatever thrash metal tune Rob wants to throw in there.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Entry: Kramer vs. Kramer

    by stuntman mikey

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:04 a.m. CST

    Entry: The Entity

    by SHANEDILLON

    I am getting tried of all the slasher movies. I loved the original, I remember the cover of the naked girl, and I remember how creepy the film was. Come on a hot lead actress getting raped by a ghost hasn't been done since then. A creepy film with plenty of nudity would be good fopr Robs career.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - World's Biggest Gangbang

    by INWOsuxRED

    this time Rob Zombie stars as the whore who gets banged for hours by a series of hideous men, who fuck him in every hole. The twist is you make it a horror/snuff film, so everyone gets to kill Rob Zombie at the end.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    WOW.

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Look at all the new Talkbacker handles.<P>If I didn't know better, I'd say some spammers are afraid of getting hit with the Ban Hammer.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Entry Mad Max/Road Warrior

    by Hooligan24

    We've already seen that he can make a great road slasher film in the Devil's Rejects. Why not take it to the next level. Can you imagine how murderous and frenzied the biker gangs would be? Can you imagine the severity of the revenge Max would take on them? And of course, you would have Sherri play Max's wife just for a bonus. Zombie's take on Mad Max would just be insane and one hell of a movie to watch.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    ENTRY Shock'em Dead

    by Acid_Frio

    Zombie's musical talents could greatly come in handy reimagineing(re-make) this 90's cult classic. As much tongue-and-cheeky The Devil's Rejects was; this new version could follow in that same suite. Definitely worth remaking from Rob.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Entry: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner

    by Wizejoker

    The Drayton family has it coming to them when their daughter Joey brings home trouble! In Rob Zombie's re imagining of 1967 classic, The Draytons are played by Sid Haig and Karen Black. The adorable Joey is played by Sherri Moon Zombie and she brings home her new fiance John, played by John Cho! We wanted KFC, who brought the Asian? Uh oh, there's a whirlwind of trouble at this dinner table.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Entry - Deep Throat

    by Killaarmy

    A gang kills Linda Lovelace's family and takes advantage of her leaving her for dead. After months of rehabilitation she seeks revenge by posing as a prostitute. She kills each gang member through the art of seduction saving her patented 'deep throat' death maneuver for the leader.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST

    Entry - Deep Throat

    by Killaarmy

    A gang kills Linda Lovelace's family and takes advantage of her leaving her for dead. After months of rehabilitation she seeks revenge by posing as a prostitute. She kills each gang member through the art of seduction saving her patented 'deep throat' death maneuver for the leader.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Addition to my Entry

    by stuntman mikey

    Forgot to give synopsis: There is no bigger horror in life than going through a bitter divorce. Zombie can reimagine this award winning classic for a new generation, and perhaps as a result of going through such pain and torment, that cute as a button kid will emerge as horror's next great monster/serial killer. I mean look at what happened to cute little Michael Myers. I can see the blood now in the courtroom scenes. Cant wait...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    ENTRY:Phantasm

    by clarkkent67

    This could be huge re-imagining You would take the basic concept of 2 younger brothers break into the local mortuary but are attacked by zombie like creatures that the TALL MAN has reanimated also including a new killer sphere. Most younger movie fans have never even seen or heard of the Phantasm movies and this could easily be a huge SAW like movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:11 a.m. CST

    Entry: Freaks

    by ddschneider1972

    Freaks is one of my favorite movies...imagine how wild and crazy a Rob Zombie Circus\Freak show would be, and I think he would have the balls to actually use actual "human oddities" in the film. He's used the late Matthew McGrory, (a giant nicknamed Bigfoot)in House and TDR. I would love to see him using Lester Green AKA Beetlejuice in a new version of Freaks.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:11 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - DIRTY MARY, CRAZY LARRY

    by Brendon

    Put some of those Devil's Rejects types behind the wheels of a car - and fill in the out-of-the-vehicle stuff some. Basically, take the shape, the basic plot and then... Zombie it. And the more great car chase/smash up sequences in cinema, the better. A fairly dry, serious suggestion, maybe. But a sincere one.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:12 a.m. CST

    Entry - Killer Kowns from Outer Space

    by Dax

    The movie is already twisted and I think he could respect the source and add that perfect level of discomfort to the movie watching experience.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:12 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Changeling

    by orionazul

    I think Rob Zombie could re-imagine The Changeling with results that could rival or best the original. Rob Zombie could modify the story to show how badly the wheelchair bound boy was treated and how horrible his spirit stalked others who lived in the house. I think that Zombie's extreme style in remaking this movie would best anything that others have made or remade in the past.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:12 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE

    by klinkster79

    Basically the same movie except the characters will say "fuck" every third word as Mr. Zombie's characters tend to do. Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan will reprise their roles, but Hanks' son will be played by Clint Howard in forced perspective so he will look smaller.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:13 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Showgirls

    by Beauregard

    He should cast sherri moon as the stripper. This would be a great choice for him, I mean how could he possibly make a movie thats worse than the original showgirls?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:13 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Muppet Movie

    by BrowncoatJedi

    After "Animal" infects the Bronx Zoo with a mutant STD, the creatures within break out and march slowly towards Hollywood to claim fame and fortune. Along the way, an undead pig falls madly in love with a zombie frog, then eats him.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:14 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Big Top Pee Wee

    by lonecow

    Just replace the carnies with Zombie's regular rogues gallery of circus freaks. The whole angle of Pee Wee making out with beautiful women is creepy enough as is.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:15 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: DEVIL'S RAIN

    by Saknussem

    This 1975 classic is ripe for a re-imagining. Crank up the creepy atmosphere. Crank up the violence. Hell, even Ernest Borgnine, Tom Skerritt, and William Shatner can return.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:15 a.m. CST

    entry GI-Joe

    by Fatbeard

    Let Zombie redo serpentor into a crazed sex snake god, and give everyone ptsd and heroin habits.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Entry: Nosferatu

    by fat bears

    I finally just saw the original version of this from the 20's and loved the rat-like, pestillent version of vampires and all the attendant vermin. I know Herzog made his dream-like version, but as a fan of Rob's work I'd love to see him re-imagine the story by setting it in the decadent swamps of Louisiana. The faded aristocracy of the Old South, plus the muck and disease of the swamps makes it a great fit. And the vampire was killed because a "woman of virtue" surrendered herself to him. Sounds like teh sexy times to me. Even if Zombie wasn' the one re-imagining it I'd still like to see Nosferatu the Bayou.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Entry- The Amazing Journey

    by Macktheknife01

    Movie centers on a NJ family kidnapped by cultists and taken on a hellish road trip. Unbeknown to the family the young son has befriended and is feeding the Jersey Devil which cuts a bloody swath across the country before crashing the cult sex and murder filled sacrifice of the family.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    Entry - Little Shop of Horrors

    by Captain Hollywood

    While it still can be "comedic", I want to see how dark Zombie could take it. Zombie is already accustomed to directing music videos, I want to see how he handles a musical.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:17 a.m. CST

    Entry: The Dark Backward

    by Evil-Shenanigan

    A garbage man, a third arm growing comedian, and wayne newton should join the cast.. again. Win, win, win.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Entry: Sex and the City

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Forth time's the charm?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:19 a.m. CST

    er, woops

    by fat bears

    Nosferatu IN the Bayou.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Entry: Universal's Frankenstein

    by ddschneider1972

    A remake of the original classic Gothic horror. I would love to see a his vision for the creature (keeping the flat top and bolts), the doctors lab, the victorian cityscapes. The grave robbing and corpse mutilation. The piecing together of the monster...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    Entry--Psycho

    by BlackOil

    Hard to beat Hitch, but Rob is smart f'ing guy. I'd love to see him take on the psychological aspects of the story while still flexing his horror muscles a bit. Besides, anything has got to be better than Van Sant's lame remake.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: FRANKENSTEIN

    by bubbatwo420

    A modern version of the Frankenstein legend that incorporates a pair of homicide detectives who are on the case of a serial killer who is in fact searching for Frankenstein to use as a weapon for destruction and immortality.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:20 a.m. CST

    ENTRY : I Spit on Your Grave

    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    this is the winner

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:21 a.m. CST

    Entry: What About Bob?

    by Birdys Piano Teacher

    Perfect.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:22 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by oh_riginal

    Rob Zombie should "re-imagine" 12 MONKEYS, but actually have the movie be about twelve killer monkeys, with their master being an abusive alcoholic who can't speak without cussing. He sends them through time to assassinate various historic figures.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:22 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: ALIEN

    by MrSpunkmeister2u

    I would love to see a more aggressive and violent version of ALIEN. Zombie is just the man for the job.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:22 a.m. CST

    Entry: Spielberg's Duel

    by Gd00

    I'd like to see Zombie's take on Steven's classic movie. Just keeping the premise, and altering the story and details as he likes, with new charcters and maybe a couple of subplots. That would be cool, wouldn't it ?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    ENTRY : I Spit on Your Grave

    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    it would work if his wife stars in it .... its twisted enough and this is the winner

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    by RogueScribner

    THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW should never be remade, but if it HAD to be remade, Rob Zombie should do it. Here's why: The soundtrack is all early rock n' roll sounding. Zombie could grunge it up real good. Imagine a metal version of "Touch Me". It'd be like a siren from hell singing it. "Sweet Transvestite" could be so hardcore it'd give Marilyn Manson a run for his money. And what about "Time Warp"? It'd be the chamber music accompanying our descent into hell. The dark humor in the movie could be cranked up to 11. The gore in the movie could be cranked up to 12. I wanna see someone eat Eddie's balls! Frank could rip the heart of Eddie's chest and chew on it like that crazy Indian guy in THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS. Imagine a sexy lesbian tryst between Magenta and Columbia. Imagine when Frank has sex with Janet, how tit-tastic that could be. Rob Zombie is no homo so when Frank tries to bed Brad he'll get pissed at being repelled by Brad's awesome machismo and then take a chainsaw to his head. So Brad will be killed halfway through the movie, but who cares? IT'S ROB ZOMBIE'S ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!! And the whole glorious affair could end with a slow-mo descent into sexual perversion and madness cut to the tune of "Living Dead Girl". ROB ZOMBIE'S ROCKY HORROR, rated R for brief but graphic violence, gore, gratuitous nudity and the pervasive use of the word "cuntbilly"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST

    ENTRY REDNECK ZOMBIES

    by sillypants

    take Zombie's gang of regulars, Sheri Moon, Mosley, and Sid Haig throw in some radoactive moonshine and the script pratically writes itself.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:24 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - "Return to Oz"

    by bmtri

    Screw this "Tin Man" Oz remake claptrap. Give us Dorothy returning to Oz only to find the Yellow Brick Road strewn with Munchkin limbs, after a takeover by Princess Mombi. She is followed by a sinister presence while she delves deeper into the dark and forbidding place that is now Oz. 3) In the body of the Talkback, write a few lines describing how you think he should re-imagine it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Roguewriter

    I think Zombie should reimagine FOOD OF THE GODS. With today's CGI FX and Zombie's twisted imagination, I think he could deliver a righteously fucked up horrorshow involving giant man-eating rats, the spirit of Marjoe Gortner, and -- one can only hope -- a rampage through downtown Los Angeles by a giant, rabid chicken. Seriously, it's one of the grottiest bits of '70s horror shlock that I nonetheless adore to pieces, and I'd love to see someone tackle a hard-R-rated, balls-to-the-wall version of it. Who better than Rob Zombie? He's tackled human evil... What could he do with rats and chickens? ROB ZOMBIE'S FOOD OF THE GODS. Serving up a feast next Halloween. BRING IT!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Entry: Phantasm

    by MN_Batman

    Rob Zombie did an awesome job re-imagining Halloween, he could help re-launch the series. Make it more darker, make the flying spheres more deadlier, and give it a soundtrack that screams. Just my two cents

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Entry: santa claus vs the martians

    by Mostasteless

    ho ho horror!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:25 a.m. CST

    Entry: Alien Vs. Predator

    by Sheriff_Hoyt

    I would like Rob to remake this turd of a film. AVP was probably the biggest disappointment to me in the last ten years. Give 'er hell Rob!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:26 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES

    by Frodo2000

    I can't believe nobody said that yet! If he went back to this movie it could probably be way better. Just sayin'.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Labyrinth

    by w_woody

    Rob would do a modernly retro version of the tale, laced with New Rob Zombie tracks. A darker, sicker, bloodier and more twisted re-imagining of a horridly spooky tale.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:26 a.m. CST

    Entry: The Black Cat

    by ddschneider1972

    A re-imagining of this is 1934 Classic is due, a Satanic cult, human sacrifice, a fortress built over a bloody battlefield and a skinned alive Bela Legosi...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:27 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING

    by skynetbauxi

    it's a win-win situation for Zombie. either he redeems himself by re-imagining a movie that's actually better than the original, or he goes down in history as the director of the movie that's even worse than the worst movie of all time.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:27 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's FALLING DOWN

    by timryanokane

    White collar anti-hero snaps and goes on a spree of violence through an urban environment. Schumacher pussed out and the film is dated. Increase the racial tension, violence, and better convey the sense of a man at the end of his rope. Up the stakes!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:27 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by bwort

    The Cutting Edge - O'Quinn has a professional figure skater as a mother whom he secretly spies on in the nude. O'Quinn, as the abused child, has taken to abusing animals and obsessively watching old recordings of figure skating whilst masturbating. He grows up and has Moira Kelly as his daughter. She is forced into a world of figure skating by her creepy and controlling father. She is raped when she doesn't do her axels and spins properly, and as a result becomes difficult for her male figure skating partners to deal with. She tends to kill them. In comes ex-hockey star D.B Sweeney to match off against Ms. Kelly in a tortured sexually deviant love story centering around the 2008 (or 10 is it) olympics. At the end the "Pemchenko" move ultimately kills both skaters as he accidentally bashes her head off the ice and her "toepick" cuts his throat.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Entry : A Christmas Carol

    by Alonzo Mosely

    Well it has already been made a billion times, so why not once more, and hey don't we need a new xmas themed horror classic?<p> OK, you do the basic setup, only Scrooge is a sadistic serial killer/torturer. One Christmas eve he is visited by his old serial killing partner, long since dead, and then we get the three ghosts and a look back at the life of a serial killer. You get all the blood and gore you want, only with an upbeat happy ending where he buys a crippled child a goose rather than slaughtering his mother, as had been his original plan.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:28 a.m. CST

    ENTRY & Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

    by BCfreeB

    Gratuitous Nudity, some crazy dude trapped behind a drawing of an evil bed, a demon with red glowing eyes, and more gratuitous female nudity. What isn't there to like? The original isn't CLOSE to a masterpiece but it is funny, kind of fun, and has some crazy gore set pieces (like the guy that loses the flesh from his hands and the montage of victims over the decades). RZ could do great work with this material making it gross, bizarre, funny and exploitative, and no whiny fanboys(like me) would get angry about how he "raped their childhood."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:28 a.m. CST

    Entry- The Dark Half.

    by Chairman_Kaga

    I think Zombie's fascination with fleshing out 'the killer(s)' would work well with King's serial killer/doppelganger/multiple personality.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Entry - Zoo

    by jambone

    Rob remakes the festival documentary hit "Zoo" with Tom Towles and Sid Haig dressed up like furries (with no costume masks on, just their awesome noggins) f'ing each other in reenactment scenes which all take place at a carnival. With a soundtrack by Serge Tankian from System of a Down, lots of ECU shots of farm animal eyeballs, and a cackling Sherri Moon wearing chaps as __________.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Gator Bait Ten

    by California Split

    Rob Zombie "re-imagines" this legendary (and probably non-existent) snuff film by spending half of the films running time on the aligator's abusive, redneck family background. Rob Zombie stars in his feature film debut - as the gator's meal. Sherri Moon plays the appetizer.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Entry: The Satan Killer

    by Mr. Lahey

    Have you seen this movie? Keep the original cover art, though.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    the rest of my entry

    by Frodo2000

    I forgot to say how he should reimagine House of 1000 corpses: just do it like Devil's Rejects! Less crazy neon MTV stuff and more dusty realism like in DR and it would totally be better! Also then it'd me more like a duology (is that a word?) since the two movies would look similar.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Halloween

    by RepairmanJack

    No. You read right. I understand the rules. He should try and get one remake right before he tries another again. In which case, he shouldn't even try remaking or "re-imagining" anything. Hey, I know, "re-imagine" The Time Machine, no, not the good one, the shitty remake and take it back in time and undo the evil that he's done with Halloween. Besides, I'm just hoping for the $50 gift certificate. I'll burn the disc. Wouldn't even give to Rob Zombie to torture himself with. 'Nuff said.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Entry: Star 80

    by Turd Furgeson

    After seeing Halloween, I think Zombie could write and direct the pure evil of jealousy inside the Eric Roberts character, sensationalize the girl becomming a star better, and ratchet up that fucked up ending a little better.. I think Star 80 is a good fit for his skill set.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    and by "the original" I mean...

    by skynetbauxi

    HIGHLANDER II, not HIGHLANDER! just to avoid any confusion. HIGHLANDER is still one of the greatest movies ever.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Entry: Spiderman 3

    by eddiebrock173

    In Rob Zombie's version Venom is the only villain. Peter Parker doesn't do a Saturday Night Fever homage; and Carnage makes a special appearance.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Jester23

    Rob Zombie's "IT" Instead of the ridiculous mini-series version, Rob could have Pennywise really portray the sick and twisted monster with more gore and frights!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    Pay me $50

    by thegreatwhatzit

    ...and then I'll watch it. Pay me $100 and, if anyone asks my opinion of the film, I'll respectfully decline to review it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The City of Lost Children

    by StephenHawkingDiarrhea

    I can see Zombie's eye doing something very interesting with this. Plus, I can see him using his cadre of regulars in all of the adult roles.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: "Fuck My Wife Please"

    by rev_skarekroe

    A shot-for-shot remake of the original, except that Rob Zombie's wife would star.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Who Can Kill a Child?

    by djbmike81

    Tourists travel to an island where adults are being killed by children. Zombie has shown that he can direct madness well and what is creepier than killer kids. Think back to Pet Cemetary and tell me that you weren't creeped out by the kid at the end.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:32 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Harold & Maude

    by StephenHawkingDiarrhea

    Rob Zombie mentioned way back when he did House of 1000 Corpses that he wanted to direct a movie along the lines of Ghost World. The Harold & Maude story is ripe for a contemporary retelling and I think that could be his big breakthrough out of the horror genre.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:32 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

    by SINSHINE

    Already sounds like a Zombie creation, don't it? Trade Emilio Estevez for anyone else (really, ANYONE) and bring on more possessed machinery, big rigs, hellish harleys and devilish drag racers!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: A Clockwork Orange

    by fulzy666

    We're already living in A Clockwork Orange, with gangs of sociopathic street thugs commiting acts of wanton violence to the thump of "gangsta" rap. Substitute Ludwig Van (fused with Zombie's own industrial metal) for the rap and you've got yourself a compelling look at the day after tomorrow. Plus, Zombie has shown a keen eye and empathy for the dregs of humanity. This could actually work.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Star Wars

    by guerillakarma

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:34 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Something Wicked This Way Comes

    by UprootedTexican

    I have really enjoyed all of his work so-far. I think it would be cool to see his version of an already disturbing story, being told through the eyes of children makes the whole thing so fucked up to begin with. Then all he would have to do is embellish the plot with his usual flair and stick closer to the book instead of Disney's kid-friendly version.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:35 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Motel Hell

    by boba_rob

    A bus group of travelers find themselves stranded at a secluded hotel in the middle of nowhere. Much to their surprise, the food in the hotel resaurant is excellent. They soon discover that the "special meat" used was from the hotel's very own farm.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:35 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: KING KONG

    by skynetbauxi

    just 'cause I'd love to see Quint's face when he reads the news :-)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:37 a.m. CST

    Entry: Dracula

    by kem070396

    I am not a fan of "reimagining". However, Dracula has been done over and over again (I believe he is up there with Sherlcok Holmes in the most portrayed character), so I think ot would be interesting. I would like to see his blending of the gothic of the late 19th century superimposed with his neo 21st century gothic, BUT, he would have to be able to add in lust and a world conquering power mad vampire (read the book, really is a great story. Sid Haig as Renfield. Ginger Lynn as Lucy. Just a few suggestions.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:37 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Beowulf

    by StephenHawkingDiarrhea

    Rob Zombie could do a retelling of the story entirely from the perspective of the monster, or even Grendel's mother.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:38 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Videodrome

    by TheCarsForever

    Rob Zombie would do a great job with Videodrome. His attention to the 'flesh' in his previous films would definitely be as twisted as Cronenberg. Seeing RZ's take on the infamous hand in the stomach scene would be worth the price of admission.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:38 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by DjManner006

    I would think that a reimagining of The Village of the Damned would be a damn fine film with his creative in play

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:39 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Straight Story

    by kidjingo

    Re-imagine the straight story as if the farmer were on a psychadelic bender on a murderous rampage through the hills os the great plains.....also, the Sissy Spacek character would not change.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:39 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: "FREAKS"

    by GoFukyerSelf

    Let me just say that JoelM's Wiz of OZ sounds pretty classic to me! BUT NOW ON TO MY SUGGESTION: FREAKS (1932) This seems like a obvious choice to me. No doubt Zombie's Halloween was a major misfire, but I like some of his vision with H of 1000 C, and I though DR's was brutal and awesome. So why is Zombie the perfect choice to remake Freaks... I would say he is the only person with enough clout, and balls, in hollywood to actually make this with REAL freaks!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:40 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: GHOST RIDER

    by Darth Kong

    Fucking excellent. I have being saying for months, that he should reimagine GHOST RIDER. His eye for Western imagery, combined with some fucking baddass FX would make a GHOST RIDER film WORTH seeing.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:40 a.m. CST

    ENTRY~~~~

    by FlyinHawaiian

    Rob Zombie loves old OLD horror movies, so I'd love to see him re-imagine one of his old classic favs, possibly Nosferatu.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:43 a.m. CST

    ENTRY : "STAR WARS"

    by marathonman2

    Rob Zombie tries to build upon George Lucas' perfect original trilogy by going back and giving the villain of the piece a self-indulgent backstory and in the process manages to humanise the once menacing character by removing all sense of mysterious evil that was so terrifying in the original...oh wait a second....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: A Christmas Carol

    by MJDeViant

    Scrooge, a drunken pedophile, kills Jacob Marley with a blunt shovel after he catches him with little Timmy. Three ghosts (played by Sherri, Sid, and Bill) visit him to torment him over his deeds. The movie ends with a clown having sex with a ghost....go figure.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Ice Pirates

    by MstrChief

    I would like to see Zombie's sense of dark humor. This film was stupid but fun and could be cool updated with more violence and CG space herpes.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Race With the Devil!!!

    by can2cius

    This is the perfect kind of creepy, gritty, road horror flick for Mr. Zombie to re-imagine. I think he could use his "red-neck" murderers motif and multiply it by 100 angry satanists. Can't you just see a caravan of them pummeling a classic RV ala "Road Warrior"? This movie has a nice twist ending which I would hold on to... I was opposed to the Halloween remake, but I believe "Race With The Devil" is obscure enough to have a vivid & brutal re-imagining while catering to Rob's style. DO IT!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:44 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Manos

    by spaceworlder

    Unlike Halloween, the great thing about this remake is that the only way to go is up. Even if it sucks, there's no way it can be as bad as the Harold P. Warren original. If it's good, Zombie will be rememebered as the man who made a good movie out of Manos. See? Win/Win.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:45 a.m. CST

    marathonman2

    by skynetbauxi

    you should win this *lol*

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:46 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

    by boba_rob

    Remember the classic TV movie about these little raisin-looking guys that lived in the fireplace? Well it's present day, and a couple moves into an old house that they inherited. The creepy old groundskeeper warns the couple not to open the fireplace, but they do, and soon, little shriveled evil demon dudes wreak havoc upon the couple.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:47 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Pride and Predjudice

    by Kloipy

    Setting:Redneck Klan member falls in love with an African Queen. Montage of lynch mob set to song The Final Countdown. Warwick Davis stars as Klan member, Kathy Bates as African Queen, bears will also be in this

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:47 a.m. CST

    entry

    by jasonwalsh79

    Deep throat. Linda sucks the souls out of the guys she is with.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:47 a.m. CST

    entry

    by jasonwalsh79

    Deep throat. Linda sucks the souls out of the guys she is with.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:47 a.m. CST

    This is fun

    by Turd Furgeson

    Some are really giving this good thought....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:48 a.m. CST

    Entry: Halloween (2007)

    by MJDeViant

    He might as well. It would be as necessary as remaking the original. He would probably just add a third boob to all the chicks and add more rape scenes.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:51 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Free Willy

    by boba_rob

    When a depressed killer whale at a local aquarium meets an orphan boy, they two become unlikely bffs. Angered by his parents abandonment and taunts from bullies at school, the orphan forms a plan to free the whale and bring him to the beach where his class trip takes place-and where his parents both life gaurd. Bloody chaos of Jaws and Pihrana proportions ensues.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:51 a.m. CST

    entry: the stuff

    by krod

    because garret morris needs work!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Forgot tagline for Rob Zombie's Free Willy...

    by boba_rob

    When one lonely boy frees his Willy, everyone gets it in the end.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:53 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

    by Pound Sand

    The studio pitch, the tagline, and the AICN review: "Boobs, gore and so much more!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:53 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Battle Royale

    by nascentia

    Sure, there's already an American remake being made, but I could see this film greatly benefiting from Rob's unique style and characters. Obviously, this would be the "American" version, so it would take place in an almost post-apocalyptic USA, let's say post 2012 to give conspiracy theorists something fun to chew on for the plot. As far as background story - like the original, Zombie won't explain TOO much about it, but rather than a scrolling text introduction as in the original, Zombie's will feature gritty flashbacks and a Snake Plissken style narrator depicting the energy crisis and politics that crippled the US economy and trust in the gov't. The film won't get too heavily into politics, but I could see Zombie putting some good tongue-in-cheek edge into this segment. As a result of the collapse, the gov't keeps the rebellious youth in check with the BR program, which is pretty much similar in concept to the original film. This is where Zombie's unique characters and style will take center stage. There will be 20 students instead of 40, and he'll craft us some much more defined characters. That's what I think the original was missing most, aside from the four-five main leads, and Zombie will give us TWENTY main leads that we're interested in, yet it won't feel too chaotic and we'll know who is who easily. Zombie will be able to infuse the characters and the conflict with the darkness and horror of 1,000 Corpses - afterall, there's something very wrong and twisted about 13-15 year old kids having to slaughter each other. But with his wit and darker humor that he's shown in his films, the killings will push the envelope, but will also mean something - kids won't be killed just for shock value, and the movie won't be "torture porn," though it will be gritty and gruesome. I think Zombie could play a lot more on the different factions, allegiances and motives of the students - there's ample opportunity for some to want revenge, others escape, and even some to attempt to change the system. I think Zombie's ultimate stamp of "unique" that he could put on the film would come in the closing act. Rather than merely escaping back into society, Zombie's survivors are hunted by the gov't, and in a way, the game is still going, but with the military, police, etc. after the survivors, and some of the survivors against each other as well. I think Zombie could definitely craft a dark ending that would stay with the viewer for a long time here. But mostly, I can completely see Zombie's 'trademark' use of colors and desaturation and grain here - this film, with his directing and vision, would look VERY twisted. The original is amazing, but almost looks too clean for the story, and it feels too crowded. Rob Zombie definitely has a unique vision, love or hate his films, and I'd love to see his 'look' applied here.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:53 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by Ghidorah74

    Sleepaway camp. Rob Zombie should follow Halloween with another good old fashion slasher flick. Standard story line: Kids play joke on camp monitor that goes horribly wrong - they start dying one by one in the year that follows.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:54 a.m. CST

    Entry

    by frongbak

    Nothing but Trouble with Will Forsythe and John Goodman both playing multiple roles. Backwoods, inbread, hillbillies terrorizing law-breaking, yuppie cityfolk, Rob will hardly have to "imagine" at all. Bonus if he adds a CG-rendered John Candy into the festivities, we'll want to make sure Canada is offended with everyone else.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:54 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - Ichi the Killer

    by koie

    Rob does an americanized variation with his usual cadre of actors, with an amped up soundtrack, and an even greater plethora of blood, gore, torture, and everything disgusting.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:54 a.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Omen2171

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:54 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Young Frankenstein

    by abcdefz7

    I wanna know the back story on Abby Normal. Who was she? What were her dreams? Loves? Disappointments?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Entry - "Death Bed: The Bed that Eats"

    by Nosaj

    A Demon(played by Crispin Glover)...slain hundreds of years ago by a heroic knight(Gerard Butler) after he posses the knight's brand new bride (Sherry Moon Zombie). Butler slays the demon, thus having to kill Duvall on the bed in their hut during their honeymoon. Cut to present, a crazy cult guy(Sid Haig)buys knights antique bed at auction and resurrects demon, trapped in bed...chaos ensues. First victim, some inocent nerd who gets lucky at a bar (Patton Oswalt). Hero of the story (Freddie Rodriguez) ends up having to save girl friend (Clea Duvall) with the help of a washed up cop (William Forsythe) and ghost of original chick (Sherry Moon Zombie) possesed by demon (Crispin Glover). Throw in the rest of Zombie's regulars as various victims and you've got a craptastic B horror movie remake. Shitty idea, I know, but worth shot, right?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Entry: I Drink Your Blood

    by jcrash

    Cherry Moon plays the hippie that gets gangbanged by the construction workers and gives them homicidal rabies. Also more actually blood drinking and rabies infused violence. Plus a darker ending where the most of the major characters either die, or left stark-raving mad.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Entry: The Shining

    by intrupt

    I think Rob Zombie could actually bring "The Novel" to the screen. Include: the amazing scene involving the hedge animals, the graphic depictions in the novel, and the CORRECT ENDING!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    I've never seen 3/4 of these TB'ers before

    by Kloipy

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    ENTRY-Monster Squad

    by chacchi

    Just saw this contest, someone posted my movie. However, I say Monster Squad done like From Dusk til Dawn. Have Phoebe hurling condoms filled with holy water.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:55 a.m. CST

    Entry: Black Sunday

    by Turd Furgeson

    Topical, relevent after 20 years and could have fun with a high tech upgrade with keeping it gritty.. Hand held camera work and small confined spaces. Could work.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:56 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Legend of Boggy Creek

    by Nice Marmot

    Zombie's take on the mockumentary classic about the mythical Bigfoot creature said to lurk in the swamps of Arkansas. Only this time around, an ecosystem ravaged by global warming has pushed the creature to seek out a new food source. A taste for blood has been kindled . . .

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:56 a.m. CST

    ENTRY- my childhood

    by PVIII

    because he's raped it with his Haloween.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:57 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: Terror Train

    by Omen2171

    This 1980's Classic needs some fresh blood. i can't belive no one has done anything with this movie. We need a New Years themed film!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Seriously

    by Turd Furgeson

    I post on this site every day, and i've never seen 2/3's of these people before....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Entry Stephen King's It

    by Darth Sicilian

    Great miniseries that could whittled down to a tight 2-2 1/2 hour well paced horrorfest (in the right hands).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:58 a.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S "SIGNAL 30"

    by Pound Sand

    The driver's Education movie? Remember that one. Totally gore it out, with some topless teenagers in the backseat. Nobody will ever text message again...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Notebook

    by PVIII

    So that everyone in that movie could die a horrible, horrible death, instead of together peacefully. Tagline - "this valentine's day, there'll be a completely different reason to cry"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Entry: Troll

    by XForce1

    Come on...Rob Zombie with midgets. What could be better?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    ENTRY : ROB ZOMBIE'S "SCARED STRAIGHT"

    by Pound Sand

    Mutant hillbillies in jail complete with flashbacks to their crimes. Those poor kids won't shoplift at Wal_mart again!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    Entry: Wait Until Dark

    by intrupt

    A blind women in a room with people ready to kill her to get what they want. Only Rob Zombie could add a real element of fear to this movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - "FROGS"

    by Scorpio1031

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 11:59 a.m. CST

    ENTRY - "FROGS"

    by Scorpio1031

  • Dec. 13, 2007, noon CST

    ENTRY: They Live

    by kevapoc

    Rob Zombie meshing with another one of Carpenter's masterpieces. Zombie's swinging cock, brutal action would serve well in remaking a flick where a guy walks into a bank and starts blasting aliens disguised as people. Everything about this film could be remade with such Zombie flair.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, noon CST

    I'd put in an entry, if...

    by rbatty024

    the prize was a trip to Lacuna to have the presence of Rob Zombie and his films erased from my memory. That guy's a hack.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, noon CST

    ENTRY: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    by Kasch

    Oh, if you really get RZ's Halloween, are you really a "winner?"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Entry: Soylent Green

    by intrupt

    This movie dragged but the story was intense. He could really take this movie to the level it was intended by removing the emotion and adding the feel of survival that drives the movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:01 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie...

    by -guyinthebackrow

    Please stop making films. Thank you.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:02 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Cheech & Chong's Up in Smoke

    by Reacher23

    A remake of their original would be a good comeback for this dynamic duo! Have Pee Wee Herman do a cameo. Rob Zombie can have a cast of strange characters and do all of his quirky drug induced camera tricks and people will say, "hell, this is a Cheech & Chong movie...drugs are A-OK!" Sounds like money in the bank to me.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:02 p.m. CST

    Entry: Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo

    by silentbobfan

    Who wouldn't want to see a shot for shot remake with Malcolm McDowell, Bill Moseley, and Sid Haig playing black break dancing teens who are trying to save their community center? I know my heart would be warmed.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:03 p.m. CST

    Entry: Re Animator

    by swanbea

    It would be hard to 'up' Adam West but maybe he could take the base elements and put his own spin on the story(s). Show Adam West's slow descent into madness.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie and It...

    by Agent Blue

    Apart from those directed by Frank Darabont (and 1408 and one or two others), if Zombie could control himself and stop seething redneck, he might actually make a decent flick. I like the idea of remaking IT. The story is classic and the movie is entertaining, but FAR from an unremakable classic. The only part of the movie which is really solid is Tim Curry, but Tim Curry is the man. Hell, I rewatched The Worst Witch just for him. Zombie can love his characters, but he needs to create some damn characters worth loving.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - FROGS

    by Scorpio1031

    Sorry about the repeats, virgin here haha, But think about it. A group of stuffy people get stuck on an island only to be viciously ripped apart and eaten by creatures from the swamp. Zombie could also actually have a giant man eating frog that was teased about in the movie titles. Giant spiders, snakes, quicksand, oh the humanity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:04 p.m. CST

    Entry: Watchers

    by intrupt

    A brutal monster trained to fight in a world war, a dog with genius level intelligence, a hit man with no conscience who loves to torture his victims, and a Marine who can kill anything that moves but is torn with emotional problems. Oh, and throw in a sexy virgin in her 20's. THIS MOVIE WRITES ITSELF!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:05 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Corpse Grinders

    by DunderMifflinPA

    Sid Haig and Tom Towles play brothers trying to save the Lotus Cat Food Company from bankruptcy by serving up a new meaty ingredient. Only Rainn Wilson can stop them. Co-Starring Sheri Moon Zombie as the deaf sister who uses made-up sign language. Also known as "Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpse Grinders."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:05 p.m. CST

    After you with the box of needles...

    by metaluna

    as I need to stick some more in my eyes. I'd rather do that than watch this crud.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:06 p.m. CST

    First let me just say

    by IForgotAbout19

    I can't believe that "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People" AND "Big Top Pee-Wee" are both already taken. PROPS TO YOUS GUYS.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:06 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Ginger Dead Man

    by IForgotAbout19

    Rob Zombie + Gary Busey = $$$.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    by docwatch

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Gremlins

    by Desk of Steel

    Just imagine the possibilities: a gremlin multiplies so many times they become inbred then drink, rape and kill while Black Oak Arkansas music chugs along in the background.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rawhead Rex

    by intrupt

    Rob Zombie would really know how to make this monster from hell, I would be interested how he would handle the whole "Dad watches son get eaten" scene, and if it were to happen...PLEASE change the ending. It was very camp even for the time. Great film though.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Hell Comes to Frogtown

    by kevapoc

    Shitty 80's film made into Beyond Thunderdome-ish adventure. With frog people and the one guy with the most sperm in the world. Zombie could cast Kurt Russell as Sam Hell and have him hack up frog people with a screwdriver. It could be Zombie's magnum opus (of remakes anyway).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rawhead Rex

    by intrupt

    Rob Zombie would really know how to make this monster from hell, I would be interested how he would handle the whole "Dad watches son get eaten" scene, and if it were to happen...PLEASE change the ending. It was very camp even for the time. Great film though.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : StarShip Troopers

    by docwatch

    Make it a serious hardcore horror film

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Entry: Track of the Moon Beast

    by intrupt

    This one is simple, Rob Zombie would make the movie match the cover of the VHS video. The cover shows a hulking and terrifying monster reaching for the moon. The film is actually about a man shaped rubber monster that doesn't walk very fast.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:09 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Solent Green

    by docwatch

    Same story but more at the end about the actual process of making Solent Green. Include more of the murder mystery as well

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:09 p.m. CST

    Entry The Exorcist

    by Darth Sicilian

    A)A modern, special effect laden version would kick ass B) Nobody has suggested it yet

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Entry: Plan 9 From Outer Space

    by intrupt

    Make this film. Who cares how! Rob Zombie's talent and vision with Ed Wood's script... SOLD!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:11 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Masked Avenger

    Nightmare on Elm Street: The Early Years, we see a young Frederick Krueger, a pimple faced young teenager dealing with bullies and having terrible nightmares. He wears a different set of glove knives and fedora according to his mood. His father would often make lame puns as he beat the young Freddy, also, his mom is a demon. The soundtrack will mainly be music from the 80's, focusing heavily on the music of Culture Club, like Freddy's first sexual experience with the female janitor(played by Rosie O'Donnell) in his high school boiler room to the song "I'll Tumble For You".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rosemary's Baby

    by intrupt

    There really wouldn't be much to change. I would just be interested in seeing this with a treatment done by Rob Zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY & "Nightmare City"

    by Theta

    "Nightmare City" is a movie that should work, but doesn't. It's the first "running zombies" movie, except the zombies are actually vampires, and it's about these creatures slowly overwhelming a city, or at least that's what the script says. I think this movie appeals to Zombie's b-movie sensibility and at the same time offers him leeway because, well, the original is terrible. He can keep it just as sleazy while actually bringing a cinematic eye and some actual pleasure to the proceedings. That's really all this movie needs; a sense of glee behind the camera.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST

    swanbea

    by Kloipy

    I didn't know that Batman was in Re-Animator?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by STRANGELIFE

    Clive Barker's, "NIGHT BREED." There is so much you could do with a film like this today.. Monsters - that are Heroes.. I think it would be huge. The movie continued in a comic book, but there is so much of a good story there. You have a wide variety of Monsters with powers and abilities - An ensemble cast.. And then you add the horror aspect to the Heroes mix... It would be huge...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Night of the Living Dead

    by docwatch

    keep it black and white but change the character to a modern time.. make it happen today with cell phone and text messages.. that would change the environment. Those folks aren't really so "trapped" and that could drastically change the ending

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Last House on the Left

    by The_Juice

    I'd like to see this film re-imagined and given a little more background into Krug and Weasel's escape from prison. The rest of the movie should be deviated away from slightly, but not too much.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Rushmore

    by IForgotAbout19

    15 year old Max Fischer attends Rushmore prep school. He and the father-he-never-had (Bill Murray) are in love with the same woman. The bring her to Murray's warehouse, chain her up and rape her with red-filters on the camera, and possibly some split-screen visuals for about 45 minutes, while The Ramones' "Bonzo Goes To Bitburg" plays. They take turns reading the bible to her, but soon they can no longer share her, and so they kill each other. She is left to wander out of the warehouse - the shot of her limping out onto the street slows down to half-speed and we hear Lou Reed's "Walk on the Wild Side" as yellow-credit sequence starts. Fin.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: EATEN ALIVE

    by bernard

    This is one of Tobe Hooper's lesser known films, but it is definitely a classic. <p> I'm not totally for "re-imaginings", as plenty of material from both Hooper and more recently, John Carpenter, has been remade into complete garbage, but this one could be done well if handled properly. <p> The basic synopsis of the story involves a group of people who are staying at a seedy hotel in the middle of a creepy swamp. What is unknown to the guests, however, is that the hotel owner is a crazy bastard that feeds his patrons to his giant pet crocodile. <p> Rob would probably do a great job with this, as the original look of the film was reminiscent of horror comics...mixing candy colors with trash. Remaking EATEN ALIVE would easily allow parts for his favorite actors that appear in all of his films...Sid Haig or Bill Moseley could play the nightmare of a hotel owner, and Sheri Moon Zombie could do her best to try to fill Marilyn Burns' shoes from the original.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Entry: CHUD

    by intrupt

    I know this will be over looked but I figured this would be something he could actually pull out of B-Movie status

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:15 p.m. CST

    Entry: Jaws

    by docwatch

    Make the shark a zombie

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : Theatre Of Blood

    by ZaphodBeeblerox

    This old Vincent Price gem of a stage actor getting back at his critics through vile and violent acts could be a real hoot. Just the idea of the 'poodle pie' always brings a smile to my face.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Entry--Schindler's List

    by Gidney

    Just because it would be wrong on so many levels. Obviously there is the option to go with an Ilsa She Wolf of the SS vibe, but I would urge a more daring approach that made reference to the Jerry Lewis script for The Day the Clown Cried. The only one who might want to see it would be Eli Roth who would expire in a paroxysm of jealousy during the opening credits so that would be cool.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Unnameable

    by intrupt

    I'm listing this because the monster in this scared the shit out of me and it still holds up today. All he would have to do is come up with a new story but keep the concept of the monster.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Entry: Wizard of OZ

    by docwatch

    POV of the Wicked Witch... damn this Dorthy for coming here and messing up MY life!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Damn you intrupt

    by docwatch

    I was gonna say CHUD!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Popcorn

    by Jef With One F

    The original is a great film about a killer stalking the patrons of a theater showing 50's gimmick horror films. There'd be plenty of places to stick Bill Mosely, Sid Haig, and Sherri as creepy, red-herring employees, plus Quentin, Eli, and Robert could return the favor from Grindhouse and make up some fake horror movies to serve as the background.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Seventh Sign

    by Sho Nuff

    I dunno maybe more nudity? I don't know how he should handle it but would be interested on his take on the end of the world

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: Pumpkinhead

    by intrupt

    Bringing forth a creature from hell to exact revenge on those who hurt you. With a story set in a dark, foggy, moody forest in the middle of nowhere. Then the person who raised the creature has to kill it. Again...this writes itself

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    entry: don't torture a duckling

    by ballsxcrew

    would be interesting to see Zombie try to tackle a giallo-esque film. it'd be especially interesting to see how brutally realistic he would make the chain beating scene. zombie can build some pretty good tension, and would do a great job showing the small town becoming paranoid and irrational all because they are scared (when all the while the killer is under their nose). seems perfect for the times we live in too...the best american horror came out during turning points in our nation, some more obvious about it than others. i think this one would have controversy written all over it, and thats what seems to sell with these remakes. plus, how great would it be if it were actually set in the 70s like the original, zombie seems to have the whole 70s grime feeling down.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: Parents

    by docwatch

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0098068/ Make the kid the one that gets his parents into cannibalism

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Entry: Evil Dead

    by intrupt

    Please Rob...1, 2, and 3! Remake these for the masses. Long live the boomstick!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:19 p.m. CST

    Entry : Spinal Tap

    by Boba Fat

    But in this version we get to see what made the tap rock so hard by flashing back to shots of the young tap playing banjos and watching people fucking to 60's rock music.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Workers Leaving the Factory

    by jabbayoda

    Zombie reimagines the Lumieres short by turning the factory into a torture factory, where all they produce is torture. Also, remember the dude who rides by on the bicycle in the original? Yeah, in this version, he rides by on a mini-cooper, and he fucking rolls over a bitch. Then he wears her face and jerks off onto pictures of dead animals.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:21 p.m. CST

    i just won a free frontal lobe removal from hannibal lector

    by dr.bulber

    dfhg uub

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Entry: ABBOTT & COSTELLO MEET FRANKENSTEIN

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Sig Haig as "Wilbur Grey" ("Oh, Chick!") and Danny Trejo as "Chick Young." Sherri Moon would play a gratuitous character (Chick's girlfriend, Wilbur's girlfriend, Invisible Man's girlfriend, passer-by who cues the "Who's on First" routine, matronly dame who's slapped with a pie, et al). Or she could play herself in an equally gratutious cameo: Chick: Didn't we see you in DEVIL'S REJECTS? Sheri smiles demurely, nods. Wilbur: Whoa, that film stunk worse than ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEET THE MUMMY. (hastily making his exit, Wilbur plows into a lamp post--or a speeding car)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: MONSTURD

    by Reacher23

    Every director thinks they are shooting a masterpiece during the process. No director thinks they are making a turd until it comes out and starts steaming all over the audience. Here is the catch...Rob Zombie will know ahead of time he is a making a turd....a MONSTURD!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Entry: Hider In The House

    by intrupt

    A psychopath is living in your house without you knowing and decides to find a way to become part of your family! It was made for TV and Rob Zombie could make it classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: MacBeth

    by Spamgelus

    I think Zombie could re-imagine this one, keeping it set in the gritty, dark past and not adapting it to a modern setting. It's chock full of scary, nasty, bloody scenes, but in between there's plenty of slow, creeping dread to set the audience up for them. In the last 20 years there's been enough overenthusiastic Shakespeare (i.e. Kenneth Branagh) and half-assed indie Shakespeare (i.e. Michael Almereyda/Ethan Hawke) to turn off anybody with even an ounce of interest. With the right cast it could be fantastic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    Entry The Creature From The Black Lagoon

    by jackburton84

    I know Rob Zombie loves old horror movies and to see a modern take on this movie would be amazing. There's no need to worry about "backstory" for this creature-it can be pure evil. It could take place in a backwoods swamp of Louisiana. You could have some teenagers stumble across the creature, get killed, have a whole town on the warpath for this creature. Everyone attacks it and everyone is killed. There could be a theme of humans invading in nature where they're not welcome. A National Guard unit would show up in the end, have a huge gunfight, and injure the creature, presumably killing it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:24 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Nightmare on Elm Street

    by Masked Avenger

    Nightmare on Elm Street: The Early Years, we see a young Frederick Krueger, a pimple faced young teenager dealing with bullies and having terrible nightmares. He wears a different set of glove knives and fedora according to his mood. His father would often make lame puns as he beat the young Freddy, also, his mom is a demon. The soundtrack will mainly be music from the 80's, focusing heavily on the music of Culture Club, like Freddy's first sexual experience with the female janitor(played by Rosie O'Donnell) in his high school boiler room to the song "I'll Tumble For You".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Best Years Of Our Lives

    by coercivesensuality

    Two returning WWII vets find things a little different than they left. A mysterious killer known only as "hooks for hands" iz terrorizing the town. A side plot involves one of the Vets dismembering his cheating wife on a post traumatic hazed. In the end "hooks for hands" gets the girl and cocaine is invented.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

    by lecter1914

    I mean..hasnt he been trying to re-imagine TCM with every film hes made? Nothing to change really, everything is already what Zombie would want done..except at the dinner scene grandpa would rape her thus making her jump out the window.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Entry: Twilight Zone The Movie

    by intrupt

    The Gremlin on the plane (no no to guns), the kid controlling cartoons!!! Hell yeah Rob could do this.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    Entry: Galaxy of Terror

    by madman1999

    I KNOW that RZ could imagine up some truly terrifying fears to kill.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Entry: Creepshow

    by intrupt

    1 AND 2. How has Rob Zombie NOT done these. The stories were amazing...ESPECIALLY The Crate!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:26 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by theheavy

    I love the Greg Bishops' indy"The Otherside" it would seemed to be a natural evolution piece for Rob,.............Never mind get Greg some money and have him have a crack at it,.... Could Rob handle "The Stepfather",.......no never mind what about yes!!!,.... I have it "El Topo" thats it,... a reimagined crazy western,..thats it,....it could be good,...maybe

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

    by KingKirby

    Imagine Rob Zombie's take on Torture Porn-Squishy Dirty-Sherry Moon Zombie nekkid-generally just fucked up America being invaded by these pods from outer space that turn everyone into straight laced clean and wholesome Republican types. The scum bag child molester incestuous weirdos, drunks, drug addicts and pole dancers all unite to take down the rejected values of these vagabond outer space zuccinis. Oh yeah, Sid Haig as the banjo playing bum whose pod gets mutated with his dog. Ooh, and Donald Sutherland can play the crazy guy who comes running in saying, "It's too late...they're already here!!!" before running away. Yeah, I'd like to see that. So says the King.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:29 p.m. CST

    Entry: Critters

    by intrupt

    Any fan of horror has seen at least ONE entry in the Critters series. However the fact that the monsters have personality and that the cooler of the two hunters makes himself into a rockstar (with a retractable cannon instead of an "ax") should get a nod from Mr. Zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    entry - Friday the 13th

    by subluck

    Or maybe one of the other classics the other guys are gonna butcher. I liked his halloween...Mike might have been a little tall.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Entry - Ghostbusters

    by Benspop

    A Rob Zombie horror movie with a re-imagined Slimer and Stay-puft marshmallow man.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST

    Entry- CYBORG

    by the beef

    Re-imagine something shitty and make it better. I'd heard this was originally supposed to be a MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE sequel, so go ahead and take it back to its roots. Cast Tyler Mane in the lead role as He-Man (or if you stick with the post-apocalyptic CYBORG then as the bad guy). Take your love of the redneck horror genre into the future...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Edward Scissorhands

    by addyadam

    Very simple: Let the Bodies hit the floor with this one. Make it dark, make it messy, make it that every time you see scissors you think of Edward scissorhands, just like the same way when i see a machetti I think of jason or when i see a chainsaw I think of texas chainsaw massacre. Will someone make this movie please! Oh and keey johhny Depp

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by AgentArchangel

    He should reimagine "Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS"...it'd make the perfect companion to "Werewolf Women of the SS".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:32 p.m. CST

    Entry- Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    by dean999

    The elements are all present in the original: the bat-shit crazy protagonists, the desert setting, and the household of innocent prey. It would be fun to see Zombie take on the three strippers. I think Zombie would be completely enthused to work with women and give them some badass over-exploitative aspects of sexuality and violence. He hinted at his astute b-movie genius in his Grindhouse trailer....why not let him flex his muscle with this feature?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Entry: Young Sherlock Holmes

    by intrupt

    Yeah I know "Sherlock Holmes? WTF??" However this story was about a smart ass prick version of Holmes and a Cult that used drugs to cause people to go into mind trips (killer pastries, dragons, fire breathing snakes, stained glass window knights" and kill themselves. I could see a new spin on this. Just get rid of the Sherlock-fluff.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:33 p.m. CST

    How can this go on until the 19th?

    by jambone

    Just wonderin.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:34 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: M

    by mukhtabi

    Rob Zombie has a fascination with child rape and masks, what better than to take the classic child murder mystery and let the cretin wear a skin mask while just trying to play with the little children? And the mask is a very childish face indeed.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Entry: CUBE

    by intrupt

    Could ANYONE remake these other than Rob Zombie? 3 movies about torturing the body to test the limits of torture on the mind...someone start a petition to have Rob Zombie remake one or at least consider doing a sequel!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:35 p.m. CST

    Entry : Saturn 3

    by Wrecks

    Jessica Biel being violated by a crazed 8 ft robot... Deal. Micheal Douglas as her old hubby, and hell, why not Harvey Keitel reprising his role as crazed robot's master. Maybe even use his real voice this go.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Children of the corn

    by captainkoloth

    and Hopefully now spawn multiple crappy sequels. they could include in better detail What happened to the parents. and show some true Demon pwning

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The MUPPET MOVIE (seriously)

    by finky089

    I know Henson wouldn't allow this, but I would LOVE to see what kind of sick puppetry Rob could develop for a feature film. <p> I picture it as a Rob Zombie "horror" version of what Parker and Stone's Team America was to the action/comedy film genre. <p> I see our main Kermit-like character setting out on a cross-country road trip where he will encounter a variety of other puppets, some friends, some foes. There will be a puppet hunter stalking our main character across the country. Our main character and his puppet friends will encounter some savage puppets and deranged humans during their travels. <p> I picture puppet dismemberings, puppet cannibalism ("I ate his felt with some googly eyes and a nice chianti."), "Sweetums"-like puppets covered in blood pursuing our heroes. <p> Contact me if you want plot points. Thanks for the cool contest.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: JAWS

    by Bono09

    You get a pristine 35mm print of the 1975 classic, project it in a movie theater and Rob Zombie sets up an HD camera and records it as is. He then releases this as his "reimagining" as there's nothing you can do to improve it to make it better.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Entry: Scrooged

    by intrupt

    If Rob Zombie ever made a Christmas movie...I could see this being it. However if he gave a treatment and directed, this movie would be a classic all over again.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    to captainkoloth:

    by intrupt

    Children of the Corn... GOOD ONE!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    to captainkoloth:

    by intrupt

    Children of the Corn... GOOD ONE!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Legend of Billie Jean

    by PopeOfEverytime

    Simple- Helen Slater ends up making a skin dress out of Peter Coyote. Oh, and Putter's (Yeardley Smith's) first period is MUCH more graphic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Entry: Krull

    by VeganResistance

    Krull is just schlocky enough that he might be able to pull it off. Instead of lightning flying over the Slayers when they die they could simply vomit up their entrails (as long as they keep the squeal). Think of how much gore that throwing star could cause. What is more metal then a cyclops? The atmosphere of the Black Fortress would be awesome. The only problem is Zombie would most likely cast his stupid wife as the Widow of the Web and then that whole sequence would just plain suck (which would be unforgivable). Also, I don't know if they had white trash in medieval times, so it would have to be somewhat of a departure film for him. But I would love to see that movie back in theaters.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST

    No Thanks

    by FILMFUNK

    I'd rather let a rabid dog leasurely chew on my ballsack!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY COCKTAIL

    by cekma

    "A frustrated bartender in Jamaica visits a voodoo master for help in becoming the greatest bartender ever. The master gives him the potion for an incredible concoction, which results in his patrons turning into blood sucking zombies MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! How will the bartender survive the night?! Can he use his bartending skills to save the zombies? Will he be the first to open a bar for the dead?! Find out in Rob Zombie's COCKTAIL!!!!!!!!!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch

    Redneck Zombies! Why? Because he blames rednecks and people from the south, for everything wrong with his characters, anyway. Why not blame them for a zombie problem?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Entry - A Nightmare On Elm Street

    by Man Of Steel 2009

    given how Rob handled halloween & how important Michaels upbringing was, I feel Rob would contribute greatly to re imagining Freddy Krueger. Freddy's sequels became nothing more than comedy desguised as horror & is a far worse franchise artisticly than Halloween, therefor I feel it needs more of a re doing. That is all. Steve

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Student Bodies

    by MiserableRainGod

    Rob Zombie reimagined the seminal slasher pic...now he needs to reimagine the semenal slasher parody (get it? SEMENal? Since the killer in the original has a masturbation scene? Anyone? Anyone?). Rob can do pretty much whatever he wants here, as long as he keeps the first-person perspective on the kills and does the killer's voice himself.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:44 p.m. CST

    Entry: Night of the Demon (1957)

    by intrupt

    A guy tries to expose a devil cult leader as a fraud and finds out its real. Rob Zombie could certainly put a twist on the increasing effects of having a hex put on you. I would also love to see what he would do with the scenes of finally coming face to face with the demon coming for you.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Natural Born Killers

    by samuraiminnow

    Zombie can showcase his obvious love for miscreants by focusing on the media exploitation angle of the story and how they are made bigger than life by society and the media...with lots and lots of gratuitous sex and violence thrown in.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Benspop... don't joke...

    by Agent Blue

    Ghostbusters stays where it is. DO YOU HERE ME?!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Doom

    by MiserableRainGod

    Rob should re-imagine this as a good movie with more that 8 monsters.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Motel Hell

    by evilmasterfoo

    Right up his alley. Put on a severed pig head and a chainsaw, you got a film.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Last House on the Left

    by pkass0

    Right up his alley, and I can't think of a better person to freshen up the Wes Craven classic

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:47 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Blob

    by Primal Prime 1984

    He should re-imagine this and show the blob digesting people inside of it with his own style of gore. We should be grossed out by the enzymes inside the blob eating away at human flesh.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:48 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Schindler's List 2: The Oven

    by ibanezx2

    I'm sure Zombie can make a sequel to the original and make it extremly gory and base it on the events of the jews going into the oven. that would be a good movie to eat popcorn or chicken fingers to!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:48 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Kramer vs. Kramer

    by DirkD13"

    Just imagine the possibilities....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:49 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Cool Hand Luke

    by northbenson

    Zombie's already got a lock on the deranged southern sheriffs of the world, and this would challenge him to see if he can make a movie without tits and people wearing carved-off faces. He'd have to cast a name in the Newman role, but his little company of regular players could all be part of the chain gang. He could also just include the chopped up faces and tits, you know, for "character development."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Jaws

    by Mechasheeva

    Zombie would reset the story off the coast of Lousiana, where he would chronicle the birth of a rogue great white shark and the development of its insatiable hunger for manflesh. He would then segue into the story of an alcoholic, wife-abusing chief of police named Brody, who tries to convince his small Louisiana town that there is a great white lurking in their waters. When no one believes him, he hires about five unnecessary people to help him hunt down the shark. Of course, the shark would eat these five people in various graphic ways, while Brody would pound back shots of whiskey and blow the thing out of the water. The whole thing would be set to a more "hardcore" version of John Williams' original score for JAWS, just to remind the audience of how much better the original was.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: "M"

    by evilmasterfoo

    Beef up the murders and get Steve Buscemi to be the child killer.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Entry: KiKi's Delivery Service

    by gosassin

    kiki would be an evil witch and, instead of delivering packages, would just curse people. It would be up to Tombo and Gigi (the cat) to kill her, but she would just come back as a flesh-eating zombie and devour them both before moving on to the rest of the city/world.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Entry: Deliverence

    by the_big_leblooski

    Tell it from the redneck perspective, and make them the good guys. Ned Beatty was asking for it. Did you see how he was dressed? End it with a slow motion photo montage of the rednecks raping livestock, making moonshine, whitlin', and whatever hell else inbred hillbillies do for fun.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    Too Late For Last House on the Left

    by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch

    Last I heard, it was already being remade.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by The Interloper

    Though I despise remakes, I actually thought Zombie's version of 'Halloween' was better than the original. (crucify me if you must, but I always thought the original film was highly overrated). So here's an Italian giallo film that Zombie could maybe do a great remake of: "TORSO".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:53 p.m. CST

    Entry: Death Race 2000

    by Omega Effect

    Because Saturn 3 is already taken, and because he god-damned better well should have made it instead of Halloween.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:53 p.m. CST

    ENRTY: Rob Zombie's MAC AND ME

    by ibanezx2

    IMAGINE THAT! AN ALIEN BEFRIENDS A LITTLE BOY IN A WHEEL CHAIR, UNTIL THE END WHERE THE ALIENS FAMILY COMES TO RESCUE THEIR LITTLE TYKE AND TRIES TO TO KILL THE HUMAN BOY AND HIS FAMILY!!! AND NO HAPPY ENDING!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure

    by brijazz

    Rob was a PA on Pee-Wee's Saturday morning show, so he already has a grip on the material. Imagine Pee-Wee and company roaming through bleak desert landscapes, searching desperately for that missing bike. I get teary thinking of the blood that will be shed....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Adams Family Values

    by MiserableRainGod

    The only real horror aspect of the original film was that they named the baby "Pubert." Rob's remake should do for Thanksgiving Pageants what "Carrie" did for proms. The Pageant that closes the film should be an actual slaughter-fest, and the film would be a real characer study on Wednesday Adams, and what led her to this gruesome point. You know, really get into her head. C Ricci can reprise her role, and we can get into her blouse, too.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S ROSEMARY'S BABY

    by Pound Sand

    The parents are hillbilly brother and sister, and the baby is evil, y'all.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE KARATE KID

    by jack-torrance

    In a grainy, bleached out reimagining set in downtown Detroit, Danny LaRusso is being beaten and sodomised every day by the school bullies and kicked around by his junkie father and his alcoholic hooker mom. He teams up with Mr Miyagi, a badass former Japanese Yakuza who teaches Danny to waste the bullies and his no good parents using karate or, failing that, swords and machine guns.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Krull

    by evilmasterfoo

    Zombie could do some evil sci-fi. Can't wait to see what the Slayers look like?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - MS 45

    by stoops

    get his wife to play the lead. keep the nun costume, add William Forsythe as the nice date guy that ends up blowing his brains out at the park, and please, please, keep the end music.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Stephen King's IT

    by bazzonia

    I just remember reading this book when i was thirteen and having the bejesus scared out of me by a clown who rips kids arms off from a sewer vent, rooms exploding in blood and a confrontation with a spider monster. All things which our man zombi could put a seriously weird slant on. im excited just thinking about it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by abone114

    PHANTASM... cant you just picture Bill Moseley as the tall man?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S FAME

    by Pound Sand

    Instead of a school of the performing arts, the kids go to a school of mortuary science. And the power-mad heroine sings a song about how she's gonna live forever, but as a reanimated corpse. And yes, it's a musical.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's TURNER AND HOOCH 2: RABIES

    by ibanezx2

    HAHAHAHA

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Evil Dead

    by mrfantomashawk

    Combine the best of the two movies, kids go to a secluded cabin with a book that releases deadites to the world. Ash starts off as the weaker pushover and graduates to the badass Little sister first to be possesed Girlfriend follows, dismember with chainsaw from the workshed Hand goes bad, have the best friend chop off the hand (what are friends for) best friend goes insane and wants to dismember everyone with the chainsaw, he gets possesed, and you have to deal with a deadite with a chainsaw...enter the boomstick. a twist ending of some sort probobly similar to the origonal can be thought up, possibly police finding ash with the bloddy stumps of his friends in the cabin alone.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: HALLOWEEN

    by Bearfunkle

    Rob Zombie reinvents his own movie and becomes even more obsessed with his own monsters. We get even more back story on a character who doesn't need back story because his role in the film is as a silent killer. In the end, we realize that he is only killing because he was treated poorly and in fact his killings are completely justified because he is murdering potential Hitlers. It's about vampires... ostensbily of course but really an allegory for the falling of the Berlin wall... but it's funny!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Redneck Zombies

    by RedRaiderG

    Look it up. Its a real movie. How he would reimagine it... He would splice together parts of 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects, completely throw out any mystique regarding said Redneck Zombies. Wasn't he born to make this (re)movie?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:01 p.m. CST

    Entry - Magic

    by JuanSanchez

    I could see Rob making a sick, disturbing, uber-creepy remake of Magic. He doesn't just talk to and as the puppet - he wants to fuck women with the puppet. Think of all the demented places Rob could take it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:01 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Gunhed

    by Silent have

    I love Gunhed but its a really flawed flick. Great potential but needs to be taken to the next level. I saw what the band Front Line Assembly was able to do with some of the footage in one of their music videos and I believe zombie could make this a hell of a flick. It would also allow him to use his talents for something that would complement his agressive style.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:02 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Demons aka Demoni

    by brons0n81

    The key to any good reimagining is to take an obscure film with a good premise and improve the original. A perfect film for Rob Zombie to do this with? Lamberto Bava's Demons. It has a lot of great things for Rob Zombie to work with. Demons, gore, motorcycles, pissed off pimps and best of all a film within a film premise that would allow Zombie to make a fake gory film to play in the theatre ala' Grindhouse. Plus it will allow him to create a great film of people banding together in an isolated situation much like Dawn of the Dead (one of his favorite films). I think he could do that perfectly plus he could inject his own unigue sense of black humor to the film. Best of all 95% of the public wouldn't even know it was a reimagining. Plus who doesn't want to see Bill Moseley as a pissed off pimp?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

    by Zombieflicker

    Why not? It will be 20 years old next year, it's a cult classic, and it's right up his alley. Oh, and they'll be lots of boobies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Psycho

    by MiserableRainGod

    Rob Zombie should do a shot-for-shot remake of Psycho. Or really any Hitch's films. Or all of them.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - ROB ZOMBIE'S GODZILLA MEETS BAMBI

    by ibanezx2

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Shining

    by Aaron Kleiber

    He did well with the backstory of MIchael Myers. I'd like to see Rob give us backstory of the previous hauntings/murders like the twin girls & the "mascot" incident.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Crow

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

    I still would've liked to have seen that "futuristic" take on the Crow he was attached to all of those years ago.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Miracle on 34th Street

    by emptystan

    Come'on, it's the holidays. Why not? Sid Haig as Santa. Surely Sheri Moon Zombie can fill the shoes of Maureen O'Hara, except this time she won't work at Macy's, but a Hooters or a strip club, but only the kind with a buffet. Throw in Bill Moseley and any other people who have turned up in the other movies, but I'm rooting for Clint Howard as the judge, and plenty of violence. End the film with a holiday slay. Oh yeah. Bad puns and all.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    Screw the DVD I want a 'takes a shit mask!'

    by judge dredds fresh undies

    I need my mask or I cant go...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Maniac Cop

    by jenmark

    ok i dont suppose everyone has seen this film but: cop gets disfigured, has superhuman strength and wont die (similar to michael myers) goes on killing spree with an awesome whistle tune thats eerie and could be remade zombie style. chainsaws, long knives, creepie character, hands thrusting out of coffins. sign me up

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Entry: Basket Case

    by One-Eyed Willy

    Who doesn't need more creepy midgets in a basket? Who could do that better?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Entry - Chopping Mall

    by badassoz

    This would be an easy one to remake today as the language of today's youth closely mimics the language of Zombie's films. His friends could also star as a mall is a gathering ground for all that is strange. Throw in some blood and boobs (and bots) and you are looking at the next Zombie piece of dookie!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Robocop

    by Alkohal

    Robocop + Torture Porn = All time movie classic

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Wariors

    by mrfantomashawk

    70's culture is what rob seems to do best. Mtv has been trying to do this for a while....set modern day...no guns??? No, have rob go in there, come up with crazy visuals like he does, Keep the same gritty attitude, but more sex, more bloodshed.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:10 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Sleepaway Camp

    by ihatescreennames

    Keeping with Halloween tradition of what makes the psycho tick, Rob can go into a detailed backstory of Peter/Angela and all the weird shit that the aunt did to him/her followed by the events of the original movie. The shock ending would be gone, but anyone seeing this would most likely know anyway. And after all, it is a re-imagining

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Hitcher

    by LouisCedar

    Same basic story, but maybe a bit simplified, leaving out the "the police think the kid committed the murder" aspect, and just have it one long car chase/slasher movie. This way, the recent remake can be completely forgotten.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:10 p.m. CST

    Entry: Total Recall

    by One-Eyed Willy

    I think he would be perfect to select the very best of Martian mutants. Select someone more homely and skittish than Ahnold, maybe Shia LaBeufont, or hmm Gerard Butler! lol COOONAAAAANNNN!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Return of the living Dead

    by Zombieflicker

    It could be a shot-for-shot remake. He'll then cover the songs, "The surfing dead", and "Do you want to Party".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Grave of the Gireflies

    by tamatt123

    A live action remake of the anime classic. The cave the orphans retreat to is actually the home of a family of crazy murderous rednecks. After watching the unspeakable horrors they inflict on his little sister Seita manages to escape, but has been driven insane by the experience. After years of living like an animal in the wilderness he returns to the cave to take his revenge, slaughters the rednecks, and then starts living in the cave himself, perhaps doing unspeakable, deranged things with what he's sure must be his sister's bones and murdering anyone who dares disturb them.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:14 p.m. CST

    I meant Grave of the Fireflies, obviously

    by tamatt123

    Typo.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:15 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:The Wild Bunch

    by sivispacemparabellum

    I'd like to see Zombies take on any western,doesn't have to be Wild Bunch.But it would be cool,I think.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie rules!

    by jasonwalsh79

    Been a fan since White zombie first came onto us.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : A BOY AND HIS DOG

    by canneryrowdoc

    Please Oh please let someone remake this one.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - From Beyond

    by maptoearth

    Instead of scientists stimulating the pineal gland, scientists discover a hallucinogenic drug that allows people to see higher dimensions. One scientist is a recovering drug addict that must now delve back into this horrible world so that he can stop the evil creatures that have been released.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Time Machine

    by Robstar

    Yeah it was already remade, but that Guy Pierce one sucks SO HARD. Rob Zombie could do turn of the century London{Kinda do a "From Hell" vibe...or do something completely new with it, like have it set in modern day texas. But the one thing he could get right would be Morlcks. Super grungy Tyler Mane looking versions or something.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - NIGHT OF THE COMET

    by Parallax

    Not a lot of people remember this flick, starring the gal-pal from Last Starfighter, and Chakotay from ST:V. Horrid, utter camp crap, with excellent zombie potential. End of the world goodness, irradiated horror, and a couple of cheerleaders in the middle of it all. I would love to see Rob's take on this flick.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Sorority Babes In The Slimebal Bowlerama

    by El_Duderino

    C'mon....it just sounds like a Zombie Album/Film. Sherri Moon Zombie gets the Linnea Quigley part!!! SIG HAIG as the deadly imp!!! It's pure cinematic GOLD, people.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie rules!

    by jasonwalsh79

    Been a fan since White zombie first came onto us.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Spawn

    by MiserableRainGod

    very early on in the comic books there was a child killer who drove an ice-cream truck. I don't care what other angels, demons, etc are in Rob Zombie's remake of this but that child killer has to be there, and has to have some fantastically creepy moments as he earns the kids' trust.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: MAKING CONTACT

    by AARONIUS

    I remember seeing this movie as a child and it was actually pretty scary. Granted it may not even be worth watching today, but if you're creeped out by ventriloquist dummies than this movie will do it for ya. Also I don't think it was very graphic so maybe Rob could work more with the story than just gore-ing it up.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-ZOMBIE 2

    by BrightEyes

    Lucio Fulci's zombie film would be an awesome Rob Zombie re-immaging, We have still yet to see a stright Rob Zombie film about Zombies, the original is brutal, scary and brilliant and with Zombie doing a re-imagining the film would be all that much more brutal, scary and grreat, I would love to see how he would handle the shark vs the Zombie or better yet the ultimate showdown with the Zombies vs the humans and Zombie has some of the coolest ending to his films and the original Zombie 2 walking to new york scene ending is classic, I would love to see Zombies spin on the ending as well.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: From dusk til dawn

    by jenmark

    take away the comedy value of a band playing with human bodies. have QT's role played up more as a sadistic rapist. Clooneys role to be more crazed. and let the vampires hit the floor.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:19 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : A BOY AND HIS DOG *edit*

    by canneryrowdoc

    My 1st post and I didn't even read the rules. Well, remake it with a budget thats suitable for one. I think it would be interesting to see Zombie combine western and sci-fi with this one. Voice of the dog suggestions?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:19 p.m. CST

    Hey! My username is different!!!!!

    by maptoearth

    I created an account named Lecterjake, not MaptoEarth. (though I love the battlestar reference). All my email info goes to the maptoearth account, WTF????

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: My Dinner With Andre

    by mantaur

    One man must escape the crushing grip of Andre - a bloodthirsty maniac with an insatiable appetite for human flesh! The shock! The Terror! The shakey-cam!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE 400 BLOWS:

    by TORTURE PWN1

    BY FIST OR BY MOUTH.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SEX AND THE CITY

    by Pound Sand

    Four undead chicks, each with a quirky personality, go on the hunt and night for their own "Mr. Big"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Free DVD brings out lots of lurkers! ☺

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Who cares if so many of the ideas are f*ing hysterically funny. Thanks everyone

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:23 p.m. CST

    Entry: 2000 Maniacs

    by The Bandit

    This movie just SCREAMS Zombie, its perfect for his bloody redneck style. Have them give more history into the goings on in Pleasant Valley, the how and why of it all, explain all the Civil War fucked up ness, then lure them northern boys to the celebration and let the gore fest beging. Zombies crew of regulars would fit into it perfectly.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:24 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Hell Comes To Frog Town

    by maptoearth

    Not much to change on this classic. Bill Moseley pays the title roll of Sam Hell, held captive by the evil and sexy Sheri Moon Zombie. Hell must rescue fertile women and help repopulate the planet. Sid Haig and Roddy Piper play the villians.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:24 p.m. CST

    It shouldn't matter if a movie has already been remade...

    by Bobo_Vision

    ...or is going to be remade. The contest simply asks, "What do you think Rob Zombie should remake?" Even if a movie is being remade by someone else, you could still claim that Zombie should remake it. I'm referring to my "Last House on the Left" suggestion up near the top, specifically.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:25 p.m. CST

    Entry - Zapped

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    More of a sequel than a re-imagining. Scott Baio is 45, creepy as hell, and ready for a comeback. Willie Aames is a born again Christian. The two re-unite in the town where Baio's character originally got his horny powers. There is another high school kid who appears to be exhibiting the same powers as Scotty did. However, years of Baio mind zapping women's boobs to pop out of their blouses, have turned him into a deprived sex addict and crazed rapist stalker. Willie must now use his holy powers of God to not only stop this new kid and his geeky sidekick from keeping their powers, but stop Scott from his next prey. It is a hornball tour-de-force of raping, boobs, and blood. A clear winner.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:DEATHRACE 2000

    by tired_pirate

    He would need to change the Name to DEATHRACE 2050. This movie is everything Zombie; fast cars, violence, sex and the depravity of American culture. It would be great to see Rob Zombie’s take on how the vehicles would look and the rules of the race itself considering his art background. It is a perfect blend of humor and gore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:26 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Laserblast (1978)

    by Engelhast

    Let me explain this “gem” of a movie. An outcast teenager looser finds himself a downed alien space craft and is bestowed with a laser arm in which he uses to take his ultimate revenge out on those who bullied him growing up. While this is going on a couple of shell less turtle alien bounty hunters are tracking the kid down so they can recover the lost alien technology. This movie must be remade. I suggest Zombie somehow get allot of naked tits in the mix somehow...perhaps our anti-hero’s laser arm can disintegrate clothing in Rob's version.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:26 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT

    by catch_n_rye

    How wouldn't love seeing a twist on the great sled beheading?! PUNISH!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST

    am i the only one who liked this movie?

    by darthnoodle

    i actually enjoyed it. i thought there was a critical flaw though and that was turning a chubby, sedentary 11 year old into a 7'4" behemoth. one of the best things about the original was that The Shape was a guy barely bigger than Jamie Lee Curtis. Having a villian the same size as the victims makes the killings more compelling and thus more visceral. with the size differential in this movie there was never any doubt that Michael would destroy anyone who came across his path.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST

    Entry: Pieces

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Sherri would be great as the Frankengirl at the end. There's no way to go wrong with this one, or at least a handful of others already mentioned. To the ones who suggested 'Videodrome' and 'Re-Animator' those are two movies that should NEVER under any circumstances be remade! I hope you're clowning around on those ones.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SOUTHERN MAD MAX

    by Pound Sand

    The road warrior meets smokey and the bandit. This can't miss.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:28 p.m. CST

    Entry - Phantasm

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Not really a great choice, as this is a horror classic, but most likely Rob's next "movie" anyway.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - AMERICAN PYSCHO

    by Craig C

    Not that this movie needs to be re-imagined, Bale is awesome in it. But I would like to see Rob take his gang of misfits away from the isolated farm house(Corpses, Rejects), and put suits and ties on them but keep them f'ed in the brain.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:29 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

    by Pound Sand

    Just to be complete. The bandit serves as cop bait for the snowman's torture chamber in the back of the eighteen wheeler. Frog does things that make a cowboy blush.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:29 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Solrider77

    ROB ZOMBIE'S NIGHT OF THE DEMON - Rob can spice up this film by making it a dark ominous tale of a serial killer who uses demons from hell to carry out his killings. Sid Haig can play the professor/killer who magically tattoos runes on his victims, marking them for the demons to slaughter. Plus Zombie can go wild with different ideas for the demons that commit the killings.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Entry - Driving Miss Daisy

    by Lord Carldrate

    Hoeck is one the country's first serial killers. In order to keep a low profile he gets a demeaning job driving a racist southern white woman around in her small town. Unknown to him Miss Daisy is actually the one who can teach him a few new tricks...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Phantom Menace

    by superfleish76

    A lot more Darth Maul and Jar Jar gets raped to death!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Car

    by Phillyflopper

    I think he should re-imagine this because I think there is a mythology that they could play with and actually put more of a backstory as to how or why the car is possessed. Not just because it's evil. Perhaps it doesn't even have to be a demon inside, could it be perhaps someone that got the car possessed by doing some sort of voodoo type of thing?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Entry - Diner

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Steve Gutenberg has a frank conversation about life, marriage, and holding on to what is most important, in a local diner, before he realizes he is eating the remains of his mutilated grandchildren. This shocking development drives him insane and he begins blowing away everyone in the "Diner" then he proceeds to carve up the remains.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    Memories-Of-Murder

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Well, you're the Rob Zombie fan. You tell me.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST

    by thelordofhell

    This film would be a helluva lot better with less religion and more gore and sex scenes. Do it Rob!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Ten Commandments

    by jelac07

    This is a Revenge Flick! You've got Moseley as Moses, Sheri Moon Zombie as Nefertiri and Sid Haig as Rameses. Moses was sexually abused and brutaly beaten daily by the Egyptians, he exiles himself to the desert where he finds a band of crazed lunatics, who teach him the art of death. He comes back to Egypt to wreak havoc on the Egyptians who destroyed his life and turned him into a madman. The Red Sea is parted all right, but this time it is entirely consisted of real blood. The Plagues are re-envisioned as they ways he tortures and murders his adversaries. Nefertiri joins him the bloodlust...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Entry: Ginger Snaps

    by heavenlykid

    Awesome Canadian horror film that could use a high(er) budget treatment. The original was done from the point of view of the girls sister, Zombies should be from the point of view of the girl going through the changes. Both having her first Period and becoming a werewolf. Like Devil's rejects it should feel slightly like a documentary.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Entry: Halloween 2

    by Zino

    The reason: 'The Devil's Rejects' was five thousand times better than 'House of 1000 Corpses', which shows that Rob Zombie is able to learn from the mistakes of is previous films and knock it out of the park second time around. He threw out what didn't work in the original and kept the rest. His Halloween was not a badly made movie, it just missed the point by turning Michael Myers from the Boogie Man into King fucking Kong. If he just threw that crap out of the window and gave us the Myers we know and fear, I know he could make a movie worthy of the character. And Bring back Loomis as Michael's nemesis, not his guilt-ridden doctor who apologises for failing to help him. There is no helping Michael Myers. The real Loomis knows this - he is not trying to help him, he is trying to stop him. Halloween 2: Michael v Loomis. Bring it on.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: In the Company of Men

    by J320

    In the end the deaf girl goes on a rampage cutting off the penises of every man on the movie and turning them into trophies. The credits roll with "I'm your boogieman" in the background

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Entry - Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    William Katt grows back his blonde fro, and a naked Sean Young shows up as a hermaphrodite to help save a baby brontasaurus. However the baby has mutated into a horrible freak, that devours children and deficates new monsters, little shit children, which reak havoc in the south american jungle.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    Entry - Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    William Katt grows back his blonde fro, and a naked Sean Young shows up as a hermaphrodite to help save a baby brontasaurus. However the baby has mutated into a horrible freak, that devours children and deficates new monsters, little shit children, which reak havoc in the south american jungle.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Nosferatu

    by mrdlcastle

    Instead of using a fictitious character have it be of Count Vlad the Impaler as the main character. He escaped his attackers and throughout the movie we have flashbacks to the acts he committed in hi castle before having to run away.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Entry: Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo

    by got-mo_gitmo.mmm_thats_good

    There should be a remake a year of this movie

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    Entry: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

    by Bungion Boy

    Russ Meyer's and Roger Ebert's portrait of corrupted flower children is already pretty terrifying before it turns into a full fledged horror film at the end. I would love to see Zombie tackle the same story, in the same period but brining out all the terror and darkness that is under the surface of the drugs and sex and rock and roll. Make Z Man more of a menacing force for the whole film and let the body count be higher at the end. Z Man would make a hell of a scary killer. What's Buscemi up to these days?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-FREAKS

    by BrightEyes

    Second post so disregard if I cant enter twice but.......... Tod Browning's original re-imagined by Zombie, Jesus christ this would be amazing, I think Rob Zombie would be in heaven doing this one, I won't even say alot about it except that Zombie would most likely have a blast making this one, it would be demented and far more violent than the original but with the same chill factor.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:40 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S NEUROMANCER

    by Pound Sand

    Somebody has to film this one, may as well be you Rob.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:40 p.m. CST

    Entry - porkys - yeah right!

    by Craig C

    I too, wanted to post for Clockwork Orange and Frankenstein. While I was thinking of other movies, since those 2 were posted, I thought about "Porky's" and I can stop thinking about the scene in the woods where all the boys are trying to get laid by this hooker named "Cherry Forever." I would love to see Robs take on that AND the big shower scene. Porkys could very easily be a horror flick about a high school basketball team that kills, for fun!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - EL TOPO

    by ZatoichiX1

    Who better to re-imagine this cult classic than Zombie. It may not have all the weird religious overtones and symbols, but damn... with Zombie in the director's chair, you can expect a brutal and savage western. Zombie could be El Topo... Sheri Moon can be his lover... and you know you have to throw in Bill Mosely and Sid Haig somewhere in there. Coming Soon... Rob Zombie's EL TOPO

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: WATERSHIP DOWN

    by bmsatter

    What do you get when you cross cute little vindictive bunnies with Rob Zombie? The greatest bunny film imaginable. Rob should do this live action with CGI animated bunnies that are all gnarly and black with saliva dripping teeth an inch long ravaging the quint countryside. I'd go see it!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Steel Mangolias

    by Tai_Pan

    You knew something was missing as the end credits rolled in this tear-jerker. Namely, a seven-foot tall pro westler fist fucking an armadillo-shaped wedding cake while Dolly Parton is accusted of cum-dumpstery by a family of foul-mouthed truck-driver types whose hair has more than a passing resemblence to the Janitor's mop at the annual meeting of Bullemics of America (B.O.A.). Admit it, the original femmy film had characters that-over time- you have confused with the supporting cast of the Golden Girls. WIth Zombie at the helm, Julia Roberts will no longer die from diabetic failure, but will instead be raped to death by Mexican janitors while stripping to pay for Weezas tit-implants. Malcolm McDowell stars as Donald Pleasance as Sally field; a young pornfilm fluffer whose daughter (Julia Roberts) becomes pregnant from the aforementioned Mexican gang rapings. McDowell's Pleasance's Field's character becomes enraged when- after eight attempted abortions- Roberts is STILL pregnant, putting her life in danger from preggo-fetishistic gang-rapists, and-of course- the ever constant threat of being absorbed into the gravitational pull of Dolly Parton's beastly tits like a satan-spawned embryonic satellite. With the learned hands of Zombie, this unapologetic tear-jerker is just a jerker.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:46 p.m. CST

    Entry: Child's Play

    by Padre_Brian

    I think the original Child's play was a movie that brought a real sense of terror to children and adults alike. The best part about re-making this film is that it is by no means considered to be a perfect horror film. So you won't have all the bitter fans of the original screaming that he shouldn't re-make it. I think Zombie could seriously improve on the original by brutalizing it in true Zombie fashion.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - SHOCKER

    by Count-Graham

    MORE DEATH AND MORE WHORES

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Entry - It's a Wonderful Life

    by Bert Fischer

    It would be a yearly classic. George Bailey learns that if he wasn't born that his brother lived to be a serial killer. He then is stalked by his own brother in the alternate universe. Teacher says that every time a bell rings, you'd better lock your door.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion

    by BigFo

    Couldn't possibly F that one up.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Savannah Smiles

    by the_stranger

    The true life tale of how Baby a.k.a. Savannah Smiles came to live with the Firefly Clan. She runs away from home and hides away in the car of Otis and Capt Spaulding and instead of ice cream and puppy dogs, she ends up with incest and cannibalism. It would work well cuz the original has that late 70s/early 80s feel that The Devil's Rejects had.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Entry - Condorman!

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Instead of clumisly flying to the rescue, Condorman is actually an escaped mental patient, his "wings" are made of human hair and teeth, and he thinks the evil people are all around and must be killed. Sort of a copy of Fragile, but then again nothing Rob does is original anyway.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Entry: Candyman

    by pelwan

    I think his vision would give this franchise a much needed creepiness it has always lacked.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: SNUFF!

    by brassai2003

    Snuff. There NO BETTER director to re-make this controversial film. It would be better than that Poukipsie Tapes BS. PLEASE ROB! Re-imagine Snuff!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Perils of Gwendolyn

    by Hive Mind

    Starring Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba...all topless, all the time, and running through the rainforest.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:53 p.m. CST

    Too Late, RedRaiderG!

    by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch

    Idea already spoken for by me.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Matrix Revolutions

    by TheDude77

    the machines release people from the matrix but when they get to zion they are zombies and proceed to chow down on the humans and without neo they are forced to flee the city as the zombies lay waiste to everything.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Highlander

    by DarthPhineas

    -> Mix of dark and humorous material -> Incredible soundtrack An incredible fit for Rob Zombie's style and a great chance to bring an outstanding story back to life for a new generation.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - CLOVERFIELD

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    It's inevitable.<P>The kicker: we'll finally get to see the creature's tortured past and how it turned him into a rampaging monster of cinematic infamy.<P>(Zombie also cuts a rawkin' remix of CTHULHU DANCE for the end credits...)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Duel

    by Engelhast

    Recast Dennis Weaver (RIP) with some hot weepy screaming chick and actually have the evil trucker catch her and torture her in the back of his rig for awhile before getting back to the chase stuff. In keeping with the original never actually show the truck driver. Maybe just from the waist down and we get to hear his voice. I suggest they cast Sid Haig or Bill Moseley as the trucker.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Entry - Spinal Tap (alternate take)

    by Frodusss

    Just saw someone else submitted this too, but... Tapes discovered depicting the brutal murder of a crew at the hands of the UK band Spinal Tap. "The Tap" seizes the equipment and continue their tour murdering and raping across the US, as well as luring innocent drummers to their death.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:56 p.m. CST

    Entry - HOWLING 2

    by MistahSilvah

    Do I really need to use the old plot? More than 25 years since a news anchor supposedly became a werewolf on camera, an LA reporter joins forces with a group of werewolf hunters to seek the truth. They trace werewolf conspiracy back to Europe and Transylvannia, where we see (in flashback)the Nazis, desperate to win the war, trying to creating werewolf supersoldiers under the leadership of Eva(Sheri Moon-Zombie) and Gretchen (Sybil Danning). But its revealed that Gretchen is still alive and is actually Stirba, Queen of the Werewolves amassing a new army to take over the world. In the snowy ruins of the SS camp, the hunters must defend themseleves against the newest batch of werewolves of the SS!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Flight of the Navigator

    by ShallowGrave

    I want to see Rob's take on the Disney, sci-fi, time-traveling, kid- meets-alien buddy film. The plot would stay largely the same except it's modernized as David would travel from the late 1990s to the mid 2000s, and, of course, the alien spacecraft would have to be hellishly Zombiefied with all sort of other nightmarish creatures in the ship's alien collection. Bonus points would be given if Zombie cold score Dee Snider as David's hyper frenetic, bubbly, government-issued nurse who is shocked to learn that David has no clue who Sarah Jessica Parker is. My other hopes for this project are that it would be scored by John Carpenter and feature Michael Wincott as the voice of the ship.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST

    The poster who picked SATURN 3...

    by Roguewriter

    ... has my vote so far. That would be fucking awesome. That movie still messes with my head.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:59 p.m. CST

    to late GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch

    by sillypants

    and before you by me. mwa ha ha ha ha ha

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 1:59 p.m. CST

    Entry-Fade to Black

    by jackmeat

    The story itself is dark enough, so to add a little backstory and mel it with an American Psycho type feel along with signature RZ gore and grittiness and I think Rob could churn out a winner.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2 p.m. CST

    Entry: Mad Max

    by Mistercraig

    It would be interesting to see the vision of a world without rules from someone who is able to show groups who live without them.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2 p.m. CST

    Entry - I know who killed me

    by RaveX

    because then there would be no doubt about year's worst movie. <p> unlike this year, when we have to decide was that lohan vehicle worst then "re-imagineering" of halloween. <p> oh, and it already is basically a snuff movie, but just imagine the things zombie could do to "amp it up"... <p> and of course... his daughter would have to star in remake, so that he could get more chance to film her tits. <p> good family fun.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:01 p.m. CST

    Entry-Magic

    by jackmeat

    Creepy enough, let RZ run with it. If I re-wrote it, I wouldn't give my ideas away here. I'd be selling it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: SNUFF!

    by brassai2003

    Sorry, I didn't include how he should re-imagine it. Two FBI agents get a copy of the ORIGINAL film (which at the time was supposed to be real) in the mail and a series of new films start popping up in underground shops. The killer is a pastor (like BTK) at his local church. He is using 16mm film to make his movies. NOT video or digital. The footage could be made on 16mm film and converted. That being said, Rob doesn't need me to figure out how to "re-imagine" this all but forgotten exploitation classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Entry the Dragon

    by BoogedyBoo

    Er, Enter the Dragon. Rob Zombie's take on the martial arts classic would be a limb-ripping, gut-shredding, psychadelic wirework of a film featuring Tony Jaa as Lee, William Forsythe as Roper and Terrence Howard as Williams. The evil Han would be played by George Takei as a fey yet sadistic cross-dressing meglomaniac. The fighting would would be so over the top that the screen would actually drip blood and gore as the fighting intensifies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Forbidden Planet

    by kusaga

    Can you imagine a cyber-punk/horror version of Robby The Robot?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Demolition Man

    by Spandau Belly

    He could really make Simon Phoenix (this time played by DMX) the ultimate saddistic maniac and make John Spartan (this time played by Paddy Considine) more of a badassed vigilante and spend more time on how he clashes with the sanitized futuristic world. I'm also pretty sure Zombie could find a more bitter tone to the anti-corporate revolution and somebody better than Dennis Leary to lead it. My suggestion would be Danny Trejo. I'm pretty sure Zombie sees our present world as overly politically correct and safeguarded, so I think we'd get some Verhoeven level satire out of him taking on a squeeky clean future.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:05 p.m. CST

    Entry - Halloween 3

    by S-P-O-N-G-E.com

    I submit that no matter what Rob Zombie did with Halloween 3, it could only improve upon that original movie. Here's a series of horror films that has an albatross that is totally unrelated in virtually EVERY way. It would nice, if for no other reason, to have a remake that is essentially a "do-over". I further challenge him to pay homage to the original movie in some way, but still keep the story's focus on Mike Myers and that mythos. Jack

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Serpent and the Rainbow

    by dogsiredav

    I would like to see Rob's reimagining of this film with more of an emphasis on the history of zombies. His visual style would be a perfect fit for this movie, though he may need to look outside his comfort zone for actors.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    I chose no film. Rob Zombie sucks as a film maker. His remake of Halloween sucked harder then a crack whore on a cock. He shouldn't be making films.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST

    Entry-The Blair Witch Project

    by freerangecelt

    Rob Zombie boldly reimagines the 1999 surprise blockbuster by reinterpreting the legend of Elly Kedward (played by Sherri Moon) and how the legend drives three young filmmakers into the Black Hills of Maryland, and into madness.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Entry: Forest Gump

    by thegoddamedbatman

    Bill Mosely is Forrest Gump, a mild mannered southern retard who travels the world... killing? He first kills in nam' disembowling Bubba because he's fucking sick of hearing about shrimp. He could put in the classic "Gumpisms" into really disturbing places. Imagine him chasing a woman through a field at night with a chainsaw while some redneck conspirator screams at him, "Run forrest, RUN!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Entry - Phantom of the Opera

    by Greenleaf1

    I think it would be interesting to see Zombie tackle a musical. He could of course put Sheri Moon in the role of Christine, and Bill Moseley could play the Phantom. He could change the ending to have the Phantom chasing Raoul and Christine through his cave with a chainsaw in a bloody fight to the death.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Entry: Beastmaster

    by Achelous

    In Rob Zombie's hands, Dar's journey could be a truly horrifying event. Imagine Death Guards, Man-Eating Bats and the Jun Barbarian horde all done Zombie style: Relentless, horrifying and utterly without mercy. And of course Zombie's wife could take over Tanya Roberts role. I can even see Donald Pleasance as the evil priest Maax! Plus he could probably "re-imagine" the cute ferret couple as bloodthirsty mutant ferrets who skull-f*ck Dar's enemies after he slays them!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by fishpaw

    Rob Zombie's 9 to 5. 3 disgruntled secretaries, two of whom are played by Sherri Moon Zombie and the third by Lilly Tomlin, kidnap their abusive boss and hold him captive their S&M dungeon. Their abuse eventually goes too far driving all of them into an abyss of erotic madness that culminates in a killing spree.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Entry - London After Midnight

    by Roderick Usher

    He can fuck this one up however he wants, no one's seen it!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:13 p.m. CST

    you losers would actually want this

    by jivatmax

    shitty movie?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Entry-Caligula

    by ChocolateJesusMan

    Rob Zombies taste for the bizzare and the brutal as well as copius femal nudity go great with the tales of Rome's most brutal and bizzare ruler

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:17 p.m. CST

    Entry: Hellraiser

    by Kikuchiy0

    Sid Haig could bring some much-needed personality to Pinhead. Hellraiser fits Zombie's MO with high gore factor and small cast.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: HIGHWAY TO HELL (1992)

    by TheDohDoh

    This horror-fantasy-comedy starring Kristy Swanason, Ben Stiller and Chad Lowe from 1992 is ripe for a reimagining by Mr. Zombie. It registers just enough on the cult film landscape while remaining under the radar (equates to extra cool points for rediscovering and less dissonance amongst fanboys)and the plot is filled with enough doom, blood and satanic jest to make it a perfect fit for Zombie, but also allowing him to direct an epic in the vein of Army of Darkness, Madmax and Conan. Not only that, but as you can see from the title, there is plenty of room to reimagine the key hot-rod aspect of the film, as the protagonists' automobile has to be badass enough to cross through hell on the way to Las Vegas, and there is also the notorious Hell Cop to reimagine as well and a cheesy scene that involves 1,000 punch buggies. Zombie has already reimagining one of the key icons of modern horror in Michael Myers, as well as the face of fugitive mass-murderers in his prior two film. The only place to go is to reimagine the original source of evil and the scariest vacation/adventure imaginable: the Devil and Hell. And just imagine the freaking soundtrack. It's a field day. IMDB Link to Highway to Hell: http://imdb.com/title/tt0104418/

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Death Wish

    by TheContinentalOp

    I'd like to see him bring back one of my favorite sub-genres from the 70s and early 80s: the urban action movie that feels like a horror movie, with reprehensible villains who kill for the drugged-out thrill of it and an anti-hero who crosses the line from justice into brutality in getting his revenge. And since they're supposedly already remaking it with Sly, I think it might be a good match.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:19 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Thin Man

    by geowolf

    remaking The Thin Man with Sid in William Powell's role and Sheri in Myrna's. The two of them as heavy drinking smart ass detectives with a disdain for humanity, not to hard to imagine. Perhaps a CGI Asta?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: SUPERMAN THE MOVIE (1978)

    by HalloweeN Ted

    Obviously, make Jor-El an abusive bastard father confined to a wheelchair (played by a CGI Christopher Reeve) and his Kryptonian mother, Lara (Sheri Moon Zombie) who just so happens to dance at the local strip club on Krypton and constantly fights with her pimp/boss-man, Zod (played by Malcolm McDowell).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST

    Entry - Farewell Uncle Tom

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Rob could find a way to make this highly offensive film, even more offensive, by making it crappier.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Outland

    by Boonedigg

    'necks in space... Build up the tension and then slam them in the back of his dragula.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK

    by The_Juice

    I'm not sure how much Rob would need to re-imagine this one, as it's already a fucked up masterpiece of exploitation filmography. Although, I'd like to see him take a whack at remaking it!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:23 p.m. CST

    Entry - Silence of the Lambs

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Jodie Foster's charachter is now Hannibal's transgender daughter/son. They fuck several times, before Hannibal eats agent Starling, then escapes to fuck up Wild Bill for copying his insanity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:24 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rock and Roll Nightmare

    by Nerv31

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: SATAN KILLS THE TALKBACKERS

    by Roguewriter

    Oh come on, who wouldn't pay to see that.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:27 p.m. CST

    Entry: Old Yeller

    by Snizitch

    Right when the kid goes to shoot the Old Yeller, the mutt breaks out and starts ripping some throats out. The End.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!

    by AARONIUS

    If for no other reason than to see Napoleon develop his killer nunchuck skills. Also how cool would it be to see Uncle Rico behead people with prime Angus Steaks? Of course Kip could play the part of the SAW-like puppet character who orchestrates the killings (in between chat sessions with hot babes online).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Yentl

    by Abin Sur

    I find it so disturbing that I want to bang Barbara Streisand in Yentl; Rob, please work your nausea magic so that I can resist these urges.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Entry: --------Caligula

    by mihal2

    Only instead of Malcolm Mcdowell, the lead would be played by Hulk Hogan, and he has a beer and then cheats on his fuckin' wife! Ha! Also, he could always be runnin' around yellin' "First! Firsties, beyotches!!" 'Cause we all know that Rob Z's GOTTA EAT!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    Entry:Sider baby!

    by zombiefairy74

    Sheri can play Virgina not sure for Elizabeth, this time Sid Haig could play Bruno, Ralph not sure but must throw in Bill Moseley and William Forsythe in some how bill maybe could play peter the cousin. I think it would be great!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:32 p.m. CST

    entry

    by rdsxfan8

    I think Zombie shoudl remimagine john carpenters "the Thing" this is one of my favorite movies and I just think the film fits into the genre that zombie seems to have developed a niche in. His visual eye for gore is pretty impressive and the whole film just seems imho to be one right up his alley. besides he has already shown his affinity for carpenters other works and he gets the material that carpenter puts out there.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:32 p.m. CST

    Entry: Heathers

    by TheoFaron

    Just remove the comedy from this dark comedy and let the killing spree commence. This time around though, everyone dies at the end as the school burns to the ground following a massive explosion.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Entry: Friday the 13th

    by crazay

    I think that we should see some of the background to the Vorhees family and if he's going to use Jason, make him more human than supernatural. He's not the spawn of Satan nor is he the result of a nun being raped my 100 Madmen. Just take us back to the roots of what is The Friday the 13th Series and let's have some fun. Teenage Sex, Drinking, Drug Use and copious amounts of blood, gore and imaginative ways to kill people.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Entry: 300

    by IAmLegendd

    In this one there are only 16 Spartans as every "re-imagining" falls well short of the original. Oh yeah and since it's Zombie every other word out of their mouths will be the f bomb (though it was never around back then)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Caligula makes sense

    by Mel Gibsteinberg

    Not a strong post, but that type of bloody orgy bullshit definitely seems right up Rob's alley.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    Entry - Halloween and My Dick.

    by Tourist

    I think he should remake the remake of Halloween, only good this time. And my dick. A couple of extra inches so I can quit my day job and be a porn star. Thanks in advance.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    one more entry

    by rdsxfan8

    zombie should reimagine tim tommerson as "the dollman" I think tommersons scehdule is pretty clear for the next couple of decades so that should help. either that or "hell comes to frogtown" with roddy piper. now theres a film ripe for a reimagining.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Man Who Would Be King

    by specialspecial

    I know... I know.... Sacrilege, right? That's why it could be brilliant. Let's see Rob settle down a little bit, tackle some of the nuanced themes of this film- faith, obedience, friendship. Bonus points if he can bring back Connery and Caine... This could be something good.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    by jasonthx1138

    What could Rob Zombie do with a guy that eats through the back of his neck and kills doctors he felt were resposible for his wife's death ala the ten Biblical plagues?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    Entry: Deadly Friend

    by crazay

    There's just something about that movie that I really loved. Bring it up to date with todays technology, give it better dialogue and let the body count begin

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Rob Zombie's Detroit 9000

    by Pillowhead77

    Update this bad-ass blaxsploitation flick with some of the ol' ultra violence.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's KISS meets the Phantom

    by Boonedigg

    But use MiniKISS, and the Cloverfield monster

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Town That Dreaded Sundown

    by CCSO1449

    This 1976 horror movie based on the events of a real serial killer in Texarkana Texas in 1946, seems right up Zombie's alley. It was a great, but often overlooked flick.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Halloween might be good enough to wipe my ass with

    by kafka07

    actually that might be uncomfortable. But I'll take the 50 bucks.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by zombieface

    Little shop of horrors!!! It could use a little zombie revamping.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:42 p.m. CST

    boonedigg gets my vote

    by jambone

    Nice!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie’s Swamp Thing

    by boxey79

    Swamp Thing has Zombie written all over it. The comic book source material would give him as chance to display his sense of style and visual filmmaking, and the swamp local would give him the opportunity to develop the goofy redneck characters he seems to have such an affinity for. He always seems to be rooting for the monsters in his films, and Alec Holland/Swamp Thing’s story would offer an extremely sympathetic protagonist for both Zombie and the audience.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:43 p.m. CST

    This movie stank up the place!

    by joshiniri

    see subject.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:This Night I Will Possess Your Corpse

    by evilmasterfoo

    Rob Zombie could play Coffin Joe! The long evil fingernails. Very eerie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    by Engelhast

    The Whores are back and this time they will take out ANYONE who tries to shut down the Chicken Ranch. Get Dolly Parton to reprise her role as the main Lady Pimp. Cast Harry Knowles as the obese corrupt Texas Senator that is trying to shut the Whorehouse down. Oh yeah…and nix the singing this time…except for Harry’s part.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:45 p.m. CST

    Entry: Sesame Street Follow that Bird

    by IAmLegendd

    In this one Big Bird is on a cross country mass murdering spree wearing clown make-up. It's up to Sheriff Elmo Wydell to put that lod bird on the table for Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Entry: Alice in Wonderland

    by xXSyc0dRiVeN13xX

    I would like to see what he can do with that. A dark version of course. Lots of gore and nudity!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    I'll pay you to KEEP it

    by m_prevette

    Suck ass movie....Zombie has NO talent...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Black Hole

    by 24200124

    Imagine - a dysfunctional crew sent out to the ass-end of space, only to be met by a mad, raving lunatic of a scientist hellbent on exploring what could be one of nature's greatest mysteries. This scientist has stifled a mutiny from his own crew by turning them into nothing more than cloaked, lobotomized slaves. And what will the exploration crew do to fight their way out of the situation? <br> Or maybe it's just that this was one of my favorite movies growing up and I'd like to see it fucked with...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Species

    by DVD_Scogs

    In this film, aliens come to Earth in the forms of Natasha Henstridge, Ashley Laurence, Heather Langenkamp, and Sheri Moon Zombie. Their mission is to wipe out mankind through sex. A band of ragtags is the only people who stand in their way, led by their charismatic leader, Michael Madsen. However, in the climax, one of the "heroes" succumbs to the seduction of Henstridge and Laurence. This hero, to be portrayed by William Forsythe, gives away the location of the secret lair of the heroes and in the finale, all three aliens take their turns on Michael Madsen, killing him after he has impregnated all three with his seed.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - On Golden Pond

    by albinomack

    The Henry Fonda character, aptly named Ron Pond, can only get an erection whilst pissing. Thus, when the Katherine Hepburn character climbs aboard (imagine Zombie's take on sr. citizen sex) she will be...wait for it...On the Golden Pond.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:48 p.m. CST

    RE: finky089: Muppets Idea

    by Wugmanmax

    Go rent "Meet the Feebles" by Peter Jackson. It has pretty much everything you asked for in a Rob Zombie Muppets flick.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by w3s

    He could remake Schindler's List only put like female werewolves as officers in the Nazi secret police!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Breakin' II - Electric Boogaloo

    by Read and Shut Up

    Yay! I won!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Breakfast Club

    by zer0cool2k2

    A diverse group of disenfranchised youth, forced to spend a Saturday in detention at the local high school, band together in a grisly killing spree, starting with the Faculty member charged with overseeing the detention. They then visit death and dismemberment on their families before hitting the road together. Starring: Diora Baird as The Princess<p> Scout Taylor Compton as The Basket Case<p> Jay Baruchel as The Brain<p> Taylor Kitsch as The Burnout<p> Channing Tatum as The Jock<p> Sid Haig as The Janitor<p> and special appearance by Judd Nelson as Principal Richard Vernon.<p> Watch, some studio is probably planning a remake of this anyway. too bad the email address I signed up to AICN with is surely not the one I have now!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:51 p.m. CST

    Entry - Pet Sematary

    by GooBoy

    I know everyone is using this talkback to just piss on Zombie for kinda fucking up that Halloween thing, but I still think the guy is talented. If anyone has read Pet Sematary, they will know how tame the film was in comparison. It was truly a messed up disturbing book, and I think he could bring that to the screen.... or he could do Earth Girls Are Easy...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Mother and the Whore

    by Nate Champion

    It's a three & 1/2 hour black-and-white new wave epic about Rob's relationship with his wife... she encourages him to ditch his shitty music career and remake a bunch of horror movies, and he repays her by showing her naked in all of them!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Race With The Devil

    by notbad

    The original is a cool flick plus it's not a classic or mainstream film so there's no loyal fanbase really to consider with a remake. Zombie can definitely beef up the story and make it a bit grittier. However, he would have to find roles for Peter Fonda and Warren Oates.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Feels So Good

    by Kentucky Colonel

    The BNAT favorite, only this time starring Barry Manilow.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:53 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Freaks

    by albinomack

    When a bunch of politically correct bastards decide to protest a traveling carnival to prevent the mockery of the circus freaks, business halts. The circus freaks, now unpaid and running out of food/money, take matters into their own hands to get the show back on the road!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:53 p.m. CST

    RE: DarthPhineas Highlander

    by the_stranger

    That would actually be kinda cool. And I think Gerard Butler would be perfect for Conner McCloud. Plus Tyler Mane for Kurgan would work.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The A-Team

    by bethesdacamel

    Despite yesterday's announcement... William Forsythe as Hannibal Smith. Bill Mosley as H.M. Murdock. Cary Elwes as Face. Good luck casting Mr. T. And, Sid Haig as Col. Decker. 'Nam era A-Team finds out who framed them, convinces Col. Decker to help them seek vengeance. A big, violent showdown ensues.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

    by cblance32

    Give it a scary feel but keep all the songs

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    Entry: Alice In Wonderland

    by Pulagatha

    I think this would be a great story for Rob Zombie to do because it would give him a chance to not only explore his tapestry of psychedelic imagery but as well it would give him a chance to harness his ability to match settings with emotional content. Ever seen the Ozzy Osbourne video "Dreamer"?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Orca

    by slackkidlb7

    I want to see a bunch of drunken sailors get eaten by a big angry whale. Blood and gore galore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Plan 9 From Outer Space

    by Read and Shut Up

    ...since "Breakin'" was taken (rhyme it my brothah!)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Alligator People

    by Mount Baldy

    First off, it's not like he would accused of 'ruining' something people hold dear. Secondly, in it's current form it's too '1950's sanitary,' but it is a film about ugly people (not just physically) in an ugly place. Also, if you look closely, there's some good racial issues that were only toyed with in the original that could be expounded upon greatly, giving great twists and turns!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S XANADU

    by Pound Sand

    Ashlee Simpson, rollerskates, soft focus lens, CGI zombies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING

    by Pound Sand

    And when I say Greek...,

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: GHOST RIDER

    by arsonistradio

    Reboot that abortion and let Zombie make a psychotic, satanic, quasi-western. With a dark sense of humor, of course. Sweaty, sleezey, 70's style EVIL Knievel demon-biker makes faustian deal resulting in carnage galore!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Night Stalker/Strangler

    by RaveX

    because, the things I love haven't lately been raped quite enough for me to snap, and this might be just the thing to push me over the edge, and to go on that killing spree I've always dreamed about.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:58 p.m. CST

    And THIS is the Funniest TB in Some Time

    by Read and Shut Up

    Who knew trolls were so witty?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:58 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Funhouse

    by Calihoma

    The original didn't show enough of the rest of the amusement park. RZ can tap into more of the creepiness of the park, along with utilyzing the freaks.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 2:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

    by Pound Sand

    Redone as a Southern Fried shoot 'em up, in some noplace town in Texas.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Zardoz!

    by One-Eyed Willy

    Find some other pony-tailed Scotsman with a pony tail to play Connery's guy. Post apocalyptic big effin' floatin' head could be right up Rob's alley

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S AMERICAN GIGOLO

    by Pound Sand

    Starring Pete Doughtery from Babyshambles in his Hollywood debut

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ET

    by Ryan30

    Rob Zombie should remake ET. Instead of visiting a nice suburban family, ET can land in a trailer park. After a series of mishaps, ET finally discovers the perfect redneck family to learn from. Mom, played by Sherry Zombie, can teach ET how to use foul language and grind up against the family's poodle. The daughter, played by Britney Spears, can teach ET how to shoot squirrels with diet pills fired from an unwashed bra strap and how to use foul language. The son, played by Macaulay Culkin, can teach ET how to steal cable from the next-door neighbor and how to use foul language. Finally, the uncle, played by William Forysthe, can teach ET how to skull-fuck his fellow aliens, and of course how to use foul language.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Entry: Running Man

    by One-Eyed Willy

    Do it up right and twisted. Push that reality TV to the limit . ..

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie's Mr. Bean

    by english2

    With Crispin Glover as Mr. Bean

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Entry - Gojira

    by Mastastic

    Rob Zombie's Gojira would maintain the basic structure of the original film with a few slight exceptions. In his re-imagining Zombie would have the primary focus being the harm bad movies inflict on people and the Earth. Such events such as screen testing and reviewing Zombie's own Halloween, followed by several montages of bombs stuffed with Halloween dvds detonating over the Texas town formerly known as Austin, would result in the creation of Gojira Knowles, a 164 foot tall rampaging heap of man, who would also come to be the harbinger of the Zombie Age. Man in Suit antics begin and eventually end with Gojira Knowles being defeated by the Zombie Nation, which hypnotized Gojira Knowles by showing him the original and classic movies that have been "re-imagined". At this point Zombie's wife, playing a nurse in this film, would inject Gojira Knowles with a highly concentrated dose of Trim Spa, thus destroying the creature. Zombie's wife would flash her ass no less than three times in the five minute long scene in an attempt to be edgier than the original. Roll credits...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : Killer Klowns From Outer Space

    by ScreaminBrains

    The only good thing about the original were the costumes. It needed a tad more "realistic and brutal" violence if you ask me. Plus, Sid Haig and Bill Moseley as Killer Klowns! I'm there.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Footloose

    by albinomack

    Because dammit...we're at war and need some Ren McCormack!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Entry - Dumb & Dumber

    by Calihoma

    Sid Haig and Bill Moseley have to travel across country after murdering the 'gas man.'

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:03 p.m. CST

    Entry - Grease

    by Calihoma

    Two words - Metal Musical

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Entry: I bought A Vampire Motorcycle

    by DirkD13"

    Because I genuinely think he'd make an excellent version of this cult British horror-comedy.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Battle Beyond the Stars

    by Servo1000

    OK you get Michael Cera to play the John-boy part, sign up sherry moon zombie as his hillbilly mom and Hell get sybil Danning to play the valykrie again shes already worked with rob, See if Rob can master the obviously intricate special effects that made the original a classic

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S LUCAS

    by Pound Sand

    Lucas is played by a 340 pound kid with ADD who likes to torture animals. He still wins the big football game at the end, but he plays offensive tackle on a tackle eligible play, not quarterback.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Silent Night, Deadly Night

    by maddwriter

    It's been over 20 years since this movie was made and I think Rob would be well suited to make a nice Christmas horror film and introduce it to the new generation.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Vanishing Point

    by animator1313

    I'm 50/50 on my own submission. One of the best car chase movies ever made. I'd like to see Zombie do it in his style but keeping to the essence of the film. A bitch'n car, cool characters, kick ass music and the best sengine sound effects to date.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST

    Entry- Black Sunday

    by fitlit34

    I think Zombie is a student of horror enough to recreate a modern look to Bava's work. This would get him out of his "Hillbilly" horror phase and force him to work in a different atmosphere.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombies What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    by Alkohal

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:08 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombies What's Eating Gilbert Grape

    by Alkohal

    Comeon you know hed take it to cannibalism

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Entry -----------------The Sound of Music

    by mihal2

    Maria would be played by again by Julie Andrews. The kids would all be hell-spawn, and everyone else would of course be zombies. Of course the lyrics would have to change, such as: The hills are ALIVE; with the sound of SCREAMING! With MOANS they have MOANED for a thousand fucking years! The hills fill my SOUL with the sound of SCREAMING! My SOUL wants to SCREAM every WAIL it hears! Etc, etc. Just think, a musical/horror movie. Aw, yeah. Scary, singing monsters. You know you want it!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Entry: Duel

    by CasperVonSidecar

    I know it's blasphemy for anyone to touch Spielberg. But I think it might be interesting if the killer big rig was jazzed up with a touch of the old school horror flicks of which Zombie is such an avid fan. I think it would also be cool if the film got the shaky-cam treatment of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Zombie would be able to make the locals along the highway as disturbing as the semi itself. A killer White Zombie soundtrack wouldn't hurt either.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:10 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Goonies

    by albinomack

    My gut tells me that Rob Zombie would deliver a kick-ass Goonies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:10 p.m. CST

    Entry - Borat- Cultural Learnings of America, make benefit glori

    by Calihoma

    If you don't give him 'sexy time,' he'll kill you. High five.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Rob Zombie's "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World"

    by kevrock

    It's perfect for Zombie - it has a ensemble cast of character actors, classic American cars, and the back roads of CA. Imagine Sid Haig playing Buddy Hackett's part. I'd love to see Zombie's psychedelic take on the bizarre "31 Flavors" dance scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - ORDINARY PEOPLE

    by master bitchfist

    Just think of what the masterful Zombie could do with Redford's masterpiece! We could even make it a sequel and have Mary Tyler Moore come back home in some sort of whacked out crazy clown costume to take revenge on the family as she hasn't destroyed enough already!! Aha! Take that donald sutherland!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SIDEWAYS

    by Pound Sand

    In this one, Miles really has a thing for Pinot Noir. And Meth.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:13 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-TEEN WOLF?

    by Nick KEWL

    I THINK HE SHOULD RE-MAKE ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE HORRIBLY BRILLIANT MOVIES, TEEN WOLF...ROB CAN TAKE IT INTO HIS OWN HANDS OF MAYBE MAKING A CONTROVERSIAL BLOOD INFESTED MOVIE WHERE THERE IS NO PLOT LIKE THE ORIGINAL...THE KID TURNS INTO WOLF, BREAKDANCES, PLAYS BASKETBALL, AND GETS LAID...BUT THIS TIME WITH A BETTER SOUNDTRACK AND WARDROBE....YESSS I SMELL OSCAR!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombies Star Wars

    by Alkohal

    Vader goes apeshit, kills millions with the death star, rapes leia. Then finds out Obi wan really killed amidala before finding out leia was his own daughter, Ripping off the end of oldboy.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S BREAKING AWAY

    by Pound Sand

    Instead of a bicycle race, it's rollerderby! All girl cast, of course. CUTTERS!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:16 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie & C. Dickens- A Christmas Carol

    by zer0cool2k2

    Y'know in the spirit of the holiday, and the fact that it's been remade a zillion times already anyway. lt's get grisly with this bitch!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SID AND NANCY

    by Pound Sand

    Avril Levigne for Nancy, and Pete Wentz for Sid.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- Rob Zombie's "The Road Warrior"

    by DARTHSUS

    Just to see his version of Lord Humungus and the Feral Kid. Insane car action and a disturbing rape scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombies Maximum Overdrive

    by Alkohal

    And just for the hell of it get Emilio Estevez, and the green goblin truck is a must. The trucks are alive and they need the blood of humans for fuel. 70's southern rock soundtrack.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Entry- Kidnapped AKA Rabid Dog

    by fitlit34

    Just in case, Zombie couldn't step out of the "Hillbilly" horror phase, this would still give him a legitimate shot at recreating Mario Bava. This work is one of his that would translate to America better than others. P.S. NotBad wrote another of my ideas I thought about...Race With the Devil

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: VERTIGO

    by jorson28

    However more mature or hardcore modern horror movies may get, all owe a debt to the late Alfred Hitchcock, a fact that compels me to suggest his 1957 masterpiece VERTIGO for "reimagining," treading the same potentially blasphemous ground as those suggesting reimagining something like a Spielberg film. The original VERTIGO is tame and a bit slow by today's standards, but at its core is a story about obsession, deceit and conflicted identity on an epic scale -- the very sort of psychological underpinnings with which Rob Zombie clearly wanted to endow his HALLOWEEN remake. Combined with Zombie's talent for bringing the improbable into our own gritty reality, the original's slightly skewed, dream-like depiction of James Stewart's (character's) descent into madness is also just the sort of thing Zombie could twist and enhance to perfectly mesh with, compliment and enhance his own style. Again, the suggestion may seem blasphemous to cinephiles, but considering John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN was directly inspired by the stylings of Hitchcock's PSYCHO, at the very least I fail to see how much more harm could be done by reinterpreting a film such as VERTIGO.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S DAZED AND CONFUSED

    by Pound Sand

    This time, the movie wraps with the kids driving up the road in a Lamborghini, hopped up on goofballs after an all-nighter, to score White Zombie tickets at the Miller County Fairgrounds.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    Entry-A Clockwork Orange

    by A-COD

    Zomie can cast himself as the lead and find himself strapped to a chair with a giant screen running the "love hurts" montage from Halloween interspersed with footage from Deniro's "You blew it" speech from Cop Land. I heard that when you access the bloopers on the DVD menu the whole movie plays.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Entry Deranged

    by fishpillow

    Ed Gein story ran thru a TCM filter. Perfect for the Z himself. This way he gets to remake TCM without saying he did. Nice eh? (And if I win? Keep the DVD I just want the Amazon card)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:19 p.m. CST

    Entry -----------------Good Will Hunting

    by mihal2

    Only instead of Matt Damon, Will would be played by Crispin Glover, and in the bar scene, he could gut the pretty college-boy, then dump a bunch of granny-smiths into his empty gaping abdomen, and scream, "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST

    There is some...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...funny, funny shit in this here talkback. <p> Surely the black-boxers must have known that posting this thing would result in a merciless reaming of Zombie? <p> Damn, talk about hatebait.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY "Lord of the Flies"

    by cblance32

    'Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Kill the pig! Bash him in!'"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Slumber Party Massacre

    by themrshort

    Hot college chicks, grisly murders and a tricked out guitar with an overlarge screw protruding from the neck. Make it grittier, bloodier and add some suspense!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Entry Harry's "Awesome" Honeymoon sex vid

    by fishpillow

    The horror! The horror! It's AWESOME!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:23 p.m. CST

    Entry: Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS

    by KrellGod

    Honestly, what better film for Rob to reimagine? It plays to his strengths and interests (exploitation movies, horror, violence, Nazis, etc.). In fact he's already done a variation on this movie with the 'Werewolf Women of the SS' fake trailer that he did for Grindhouse. This would simply be his chance to make that movie for real. And Sheri Moon would seem a natural for the lead role.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Speaking of contests...

    by DocPazuzu

    ...anyone else remember the one in which contestants had to write a short story depicting Harry having sex with both Mulder and Scully? <p> Don't think a winner was ever declared, and the TB is M.I.A., but holy shit that was some of the funniest and most disturbing stuff I've ever read on AICN.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Rob Zombie's "DOLEMITE"

    by cblance32

    You insecure, honky, Motherfuckers!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE AGE OF INNOCENCE

    by Pound Sand

    Needs a costume period piece, just as an option.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:27 p.m. CST

    One of the funniest talkbacks in a minute

    by Darth Thoth

    This is hilarious!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE INCREDIBLES

    by Pound Sand

    Rob Zombie does Mo- Cap. And they have dead eyes too, but on purpose.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- Humaniods From the Deep

    by BangoSkank

    I think mutant fish-people raping chicks and killing dudes would be right up RZ's alley. <p> I know a lot of these entries are jokes.... but I'm being genuine. I loved the original HFtD, and although I liked RZ's Hillbillyween (I watched as an original, not a remake), I loved The Devil's Rejects. 1000 corpses was okay, a decent low-budget first effort. Um, you know, for the genre.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S CORVETTE SUMMER

    by Pound Sand

    Corvettes, the 70's, gratuitous nudity and no plot. Win - win - win - win.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:29 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie Presents, Rob Zombie

    by gorydon

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:29 p.m. CST

    Entry: The People Under the Stairs

    by todaysolution

    With a story this demented, and out of the norm Rob Zombie would be the only one to make it sicker, and more abstract than it already is.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:30 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's The Hulk

    by Aramis109

    I mean, c'mon- he could be all emo and punch people so hard they'd explode with gore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:30 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S ACROSS THE UNIVERSE

    by Pound Sand

    All the songs are metal ! This would be a great midnight movie.

  • Let's finally see the awesome apes actually going apeshit, and tearing motherfuckers apart.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Humaniods From the Deep

    by BangoSkank

    Shit, I didn't explain how he should reimage it. Simple. Keep the Humaniods molesting woman, just add more Hillbillies, more violence, and more nudity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by selenya

    Bram Stoker's Dracula. Everyone knows that this movie failed to live up to literary expectations...wait. Literary expectations? Bwahahaha. This is Hollywood. Remake BSD, but this time with his own faves in the mix. Give Bill Moseley the role of Renfield, make Sid Haig into Van Helsing, and let Sheri Moon be the lovely Lucy. Carnage on the ship, carnage in the Abbey, and carnage in the streets of London! Let Zombie make a vampire movie with some gd violence in it for once, y'know, instead of violins and pianos and rockstars and crap.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Entry: It's a wonderful life

    by zer0cool2k2

    a Demon from Hell tries to convince despondent George Bailey (Casper Van Dein)to off himself. Traveling through Hell however, george has visions of his beloved Mary (Sherrie Moon Zombie) as a strung out crack-whore stripper, and how his beloved town has become a crime and smut filled pit of despair. The big twist will be that it is actually George continuing to live that brings about all the atrocities that befall those close to him

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    Entry - Planet of the Apes

    by Calihoma

    Rob Zombie's reimagining of Tim Burton's reimagining. Let's finally see the awesome apes actually going apeshit, and tearing motherfuckers apart.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S POOTIE TANG !

    by Pound Sand

    dave chappelle in the title role, it writes itself.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Spider Baby

    by wuher da brewer

    He can do it justice. He's already proved to be good at rundown, ramshackle residences and messed up white trash. Maybe he could do this quirky old cult classic a good turn. Just make sure to cast children. Sid Haig might be cool as the chilren's guardian.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S BOOTY CALL

    by Pound Sand

    Booty to the nth degree !

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Entry - Snow White

    by Calihoma

    What would seven horny dwarves really do with a hot ass princess? Show us, Rob.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Inherit the Wind

    by RequiemTX

    When a school teacher is fired for not teaching Intelligent Design in a private school. This sparks a huge fued in the town, right wing vs left wing, as the violence grows worse and worse, in rides Bruce Campbell: Hero, Lawyer, Chainsaw wielding ass kicker to bring the town back to sanity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S COOL WORLD

    by Pound Sand

    Somewhere, Ralph Bakshi is rolling in his grave !

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:34 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - A Boy and His Dog

    by numbingabilities

    *Post Apocalyptic landscape *Bands of Roving cannibals and lunatics *Women are scarce, so are always subject to rape and torture *A boy and his dog trying to survive *A strange surreal underworld *The Machine *Loyalty or survival

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:35 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Reasonaxe

    Rob Zombie should reimagine "Love Actually" Once Emma Thompson finds out Alan Rickman bought his secretary a necklace she should throw him out a window. Alan Rickman = awesome Christmas movies

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by ELPHABA7

    Suspiria. Sherri Moon in a tutu....rock.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:35 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rolling Thunder

    by ShogunTsurugi

    A crazy revenge flick with a taste of Zombie. Mutilation with a hook for information and a crazy Shotgun attack ending to put all others to shame!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S DAY OF THE DOLPHIN

    by Pound Sand

    Even Rob wonders what the world would be like if we'd just listen to our animal friends.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Johnny Got His Gun

    by DOCTORvonWER

    Not JUST a deeply warped anti-war movie, but an acid trip that Zombie could really get into.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Once Upon A Time In The West

    by marshmeli

    He can re-imagine this classic but and use influences from the Preacher graphic novels, before HBO's project gets going. That is the perfect project for him.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:37 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombies of Mora Tau

    by

    If there's ever been a movie in need of a Rob Zombie remake starring Sid Haig, this is IT! If you've seen the original ZoMT, you can immediately picture Sid Haig as an underwater zombie. Picture this with period underwater suits just like the original - I'm sure folks will line up to see Sheri Moon in a deep sea diving helmet...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE

    by filmmakeracf

    PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE is a great 70's classic from DePalma. A rock and roll version of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA full of references to FAUST and full of great rock and roll. Zombie could update it with performances from his musical peers and the film would benefit from Zombie's visual style and love for 70's cinema.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S BAD NEWS BEARS BREAKING TRAINING

    by Pound Sand

    Butterman is on the juice, again!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Rob Zombies of Mora Tau

    by

    If there's ever been a movie in need of a Rob Zombie remake starring Sid Haig, this is IT! If you've seen the original ZoMT, you can immediately picture Sid Haig as an underwater zombie. Picture this with period underwater suits just like the original - I'm sure folks will line up to see Sheri Moon in a deep sea diving helmet...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Halloween III

    by SickManOutside

    Don't even call it Halloween III, maybe just Season of the Witch. But lose the campy elements and add a bit of Zombie's style, and it could be pretty cool (and those imploding pumpkin masks would have to stick around of course).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY

    by Pound Sand

    The story of one night in one fantastic nightclub. Oh, and there's plenty of red bull and blow.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:39 p.m. CST

    Entry: Oldboy

    by Darth Thoth

    Don't know if anyone already did this. Instead of the story focussing on Dae-Su, RZ delves deeper into Woo-jin's backstory- what drove him to like his sister, and then vow to kill Dae-Su. We also learn that Dae-Su was not the only target of his rage, but only the final act of revenge. Over the 15 years Dae-Su was imprisoned Woo-jin has tracked down and brutally murdered 3 other classmates largely responsible for spreading the rumor that forced Woo-jin's sister to kill herself. The violence is pumped up. Woo-jin's sick twisted background is fleshed out. And all in all, at the end of the day we get a remake that offers a bold new vision of Oldboy, yet still fails to live up to the original.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S MYSTIC PIZZA

    by Pound Sand

    It borders on exploitation, but hey, there's pizza!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    Entry: Once

    by InstantClassic

    It all stays the same, but the music is much more dark and crazy. 10 years ago I killed an Irish girl I stabbed her in the heart Cause she went and screwed some guy that she knew And now I'm in Dublin with her in the trunk of my car Oh...broken hearted corpse fuckin' sucker guy Broken hearted corpse fuckin' sucker One day I'll go and fuck a live one once again But til then, I'm just a corpse fuckin sucker guy...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Entry ----------------------------Dreamcatcher

    by mihal2

    Two words: Ass. Weasels.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Entry-Rob Zombie's Sleepaway Camp

    by Reel American Hero

    It's a pretty generic early '80s slasher flick with a nearly unpredictable twist ending. Though the sequals were better in the amount of crazyness none could match the ending of the first one. Rob Zombie could make the movie even more violent and twisted but with a sense of humor though.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S BODY DOUBLE

    by Pound Sand

    I can only imagine the drill scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by Don of the Dead

    I'd love to see Rob Zombie re-do Motel Hell. Sid Haig as Vincent, Rob is crazy batshit nuts and so it Motel Hell, a good combo. and for those of you who hate the Halloweenre-make if you win it, I'll pay shipping and give it a good home. It's not the original (nothign is) but it isn't a bad movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - It Takes Two

    by TheMcflyFarm

    Yea, ya know the part where one of the Olsen twins is mistaken for the other one, and is adopted by that degenerate hick family, the Butkis's. Well the remake would focus entirely on that, only with more alcohol related beatings of children, rape, and misogyny. Also, at the end the twins(played by Sheri Moon Zombie) come THIS close to torturing the family to death only to be thwarted and choked to death by their 8 foot tall bastard child.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: High School Musical

    by Engelhast

    Staring The Trench Coat Mafia and set it at Columbine High School on the most infamous day in the school's history and watch the controversy fly. Remember there is no such thing as bad press.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO

    by gorydon

    A re-imagining of the classic Olsen twins Christmas story, with Mary-Kate and Ashley reprising their roles as the cute little girls trying to find their way to grandma's house before Christmas. This time however, Mary-Kate and Ashley unleash a fury of blood and gore across the tri-state area as they methodically kill and dismember anyone who stands in their way. Audiences will know true horror when they see the twins, drenched in blood, using their popular catchphrase, "You're in big trouble mister!" It goes without saying that the two also share a strange sexual relationship with one another throughout the film, with explicit full frontal sex scene followed by explicit full frontal sex scene. The grandmother is played by none other than a drunken, mid-life crisis era Rosie O'Donnell.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom

    by CondomWrapper

    Zombie's reimagining of the Pasolini film based on a Marquis de Sade's notorious novel changes the period from fascist Italy to Richmond, VA, the capital of the CSA, during the American Civil War. As the Union suffers loss after loss on the battlefield nine teenage black slave men and women are rounded up by corrupt CSA administrators for their own sadistic and sexual pleasure. The teenagers are subjected to the worst kinds of sexual and mental torture. In one scene where the Confederates and the slaves dine on human feces Zombie blasts Lynyrd Skynyrd's "That Smell" on the soundtrack as a uncomfortably humorous counterpoint to nauseating dinner. The film ends, as in the Pasolini film, with the brutal torture and killing of those slaves who disobeyed their perverted torturers. Zombie knows it will be a controversial film like Pasolinis, but he hopes it provokes a discussion of racism within American society. He also hopes he doesn't end up being murdered like Pasolini did before the film was released.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:46 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by scottxwl

    Hulk. I actually liked Ang Lee's version (and I'm not afraid to admit it (please don't hurt me)) but it would be great to see the Hulk go absolutely monkey sh*t for a couple of hours.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE RIGHT STUFF

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    Rob Zombie's bloody re-imagining of NASA's Mercury space program pits the original trailer-trash "Mercury Seven" astronauts against a rival group of vicious mutant Russian cosmonauts.<P>Sid Haig stars as John "I'm Seeing Things" Glenn and Sheri Moon stars as the oh-so slutty Chuck "Rocket-crotch" Yeager.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Entry: Blacula

    by Hypestyle

    The story should focus on an African prince who was killed by count dracula during the 1800's.. he is put in suspended animation and wakes up in 2007 New York.. and comes into conflict with a local cop whose fiance' "blacula" is obsessed with because she reminds him of his dead wife..

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:48 p.m. CST

    Entry: Day of The Dead

    by topdolla69

    I think he should use the fast moving zombies, just to have some continuity with the last one. somewhere in there has to be a disturbing zombie rape scene, where the guy becomes a zombie from fuckin a zombie chick with no rubber. he should be able to pull that weird shit off

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Entry: Cruising

    by Literarywanderer

    Rob can show us a grittier version of the undeground fag community replete with latex wrapped gimps, roided up ass humpers, and fairies so damn flaming they fart pixie dust! Rob can treat us to numerous gay rape scenes, gory murders (this was supposed to be a murder investigation into gay killings, I think) and Rob himself can make a cameo as the black, half-naked cowboy in the interrogation! This movie needs to be remade!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:50 p.m. CST

    Entry - Throw mama from the train

    by Calihoma

    The big change is to make it a hard 'R' and show how F'd up a mother really can be.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:51 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Duplex

    by xDMCx

    Instead of re-imagining classic, much loved movies, Zombie decides to go a totally different route and re-imagine movies that couldn't be more hated. Sheri Moon Zombie plays Drew Barrymore's character and Sid Haig is Ben Stiller...duh.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:53 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Running Man

    by Avitable

    Apocalyptic future world where convicts fight to the death, meet Rob Zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:53 p.m. CST

    Entry - Enchanted

    by Calihoma

    Instead of the princess arriving in New York, she happens to arrive at a hell-hole of a town...alternate 1985 from Back to the Future part 2.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:53 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Fright Night

    by Avitable

    Scared the hell out of me as a kid.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:54 p.m. CST

    Entry - Big Top Pee Wee

    by Calihoma

    The rated R Pee Wee movie that Paul Reubens has been wanting to make. Pee Wee fucks his way through the circus.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Apocalypse Now

    by screamster101

    This would be an ideal choice. Drugs, nudity, death, and insanity. It has Rob Zombie's vibe written all over it. It's hard to top the original, but doesn't this choice have the same cult following as Halloween in a sense? The key would be the actors. Let's face it, Brando, Sheen, Hopper, etc. all are amazing in this film. He would need to start with a solid cast. Then, anything goes. Maybe a few cameos would be nice. Maybe even get Sheen to play Brando's part? How crazy would that be?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME

    by Pound Sand

    Zep is on the comeback trail, so why the hell not. The groupies must be in their 60's too.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Entry: BAMBI

    by LANDO

    In this 2008 gem, hunters invade Bambi's woods, only to be attacked by Rabid Bambi's Mom (tm) who gores 5 of them to death before being blown away herself. Oh, and Thumper is a hot female stripper instead of a bunny.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY : SPACEHUNTER - ADVENTURES IN THE FORBIDDEN ZONE IN 3D

    by greigy just wanted to say

    NOT JOKING : Okay I could have gone with something funny, that would be easy... yeah yeah Rob Zombie does Dude Where's My Car.. oh yeah real funny... but I for one, Halloween notwithstanding believe that Zombie has genuine talent. Spacehunter was a cheap cheesy knock off probably best remembered for the 3D presentation and a just pre-stardom and very cute Molly Ringwald. It mercilessly ripped off a certain George Miller milestone but it had a certain fabulously decayed and otherworldly atmosphere and that's where Zombie excels. Decay is his thing, both moral and physical. Remaking a classic is waste of time and effort, all the best remakes work on the principal of taking something that had a spark of potential and giving it a second chance with the benefit of the previous directors dry run. Zombie could take this simple cheesy action adventure and create something DIFFERENT.. and action adventure set in a decayed horror world and take the chance to deepen one dimensional cyphers into 3 dimentional (fuck it yes that is a pun!) working characters. GOD I HATE DOING THIS BUT.... think Leon/Aliens Father/Mother figure avenging angel dropped into a Cronnenbergish nighmare to rescue the innocent child/woman from a rotten fleshed fairy tale...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Entry: Flesh Gordon

    by Literarywanderer

    An updated take on the world's being assaulted by a sex ray and Flesh's attempt to save us from our hypersexualized carnal needs. Bigger phallic symbols, a raving, mindless penis monster, Emperor Wang's gaping hole where his penis used to be is finally seen (because you know you wanted to see it when you first heard it was bitten off; in fact, Rob will finally show us Wang's prick being chewed off!), and an even more graphic lesbian rape scene! He can open the story with a trailer park gang bang (though this one isn't fueled by meth).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Sixth Sense

    by albinomack

    Let's see how many assholes still show up for the "surprise twist."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- "The Funhouse"

    by Raging Dogs Productions

    ...but I think he should base it on the novelization written by Dean Koontz rather than the movie itself, which would make it a movie based on a book based on a movie (kinda cool). Given the carnival sideshow freak elements, it would be right up his alley, plus bonus points for the original movie being a Tobe Hooper film and Zombie being a fan of his.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 3:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S ANTZ !

    by Pound Sand

    But this one is claymation, and they ants are fire ants. And they totally ruin a picnic!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:01 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Parent Trap

    by zerogundamx

    In Rob Zombie's "The Parent Trap", a pair of female twins are separated at birth after a violent divorce. The mother and father each took one and moved 1000 miles away from eachother. 12 years pass and the girls grow up to be psychotic lesbians, and they end up "meating" for the first time at a shady summer camp. When the twins discover they are related, they hatch a plan to switch places at the end of camp and kill the parent they never knew. To gain some practice, they kidnap some unlucky campers and have a little fun first.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Entry: Can't Buy Me Love

    by Literarywanderer

    Ronald Miller has been saving all summer from his sales of crystal meth and is set to spend it on fixing his fucked up teeth when he discovers the most popular girl in school needs to pay for an abortion (hey, being popular is not about who you know but who you fuck). In exchange for the abortion money, Cindi Mancini has to help make Ronald the most popular guy in school. Ronald comes to realize it wasn't Cindi that made him somebody but the crystal meth (he sells at all the parties Cindi takes him to making himself the sole supplier and drug kingpin of his school). The movie ends with a major shootout between Ronald and the Feds.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY The Legend of Bagger Vance

    by zooch

    A shot-for-shot remake of the charming classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Elephant Man

    by funsizejcp

    Forget the uplifting parts of the story . . . as it turns out, "The Elephan Man" is a zombie Jack the Ripper! I'm sure Anthony Hopkins would even be interested in reprising his role.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S MIAMI VICE

    by Pound Sand

    Also shot on digital video, but Crockett and Tubbs spend the whole movie so deep undercover that the plot is all but incomprehensible. The GO-FAST boats are called GO-FUCKING-FAST boats in this one. Otherwise, no changes.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:05 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S AIR BUD !

    by Pound Sand

    Bud is a three legged dog with a heart of gold. Instead of basketball, bud shoots clay pigeons and drinks Southern Comfort from his dog dish.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Death Race 2000

    by gator_bait

    Is there any doubt here at all? Fast cars? Check. Ultra-violence? Check. It's what Zombie is all about. Just imagine the vehicular carnage that could be had for all.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: GREMLINS

    by paulmkelly

    Do the origin story of the Mogwais in some Asian villiage. It ends with Gizmo sneaking aboard a jet plane.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    Entry: Back to the Future

    by Literarywanderer

    Marty was never on time for school, for dinner, until finally he wasn't in his time at all. Through a late night meeting with Doc Leary (played by Chong), Marty discovers the Doc has created a time machine...out of an El Camino. Pursued by angry Columbian FARC members (they were promised a nuke afterall), Marty accidentally triggers the time circuits to take him back to 1975. He enters a world replete with free love, shitloads of drugs, and classic rock...anathema to the pussyfied kids of our own time. He fucks his mom (come on, you all know you want to see Marty nail her), becomes his own dad, and shocks the world with Backstreet Boys tunes onstage! Yes!!! Make this!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE SOUND OF MUSIC

    by Pound Sand

    Hint: it's loud

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Entry- I Know Who Killed Me

    by randomtroy

    Rob Zombie gets a $75 million budget to have Lindsay Lohan actually get naked and actually die. It will make $76 million and spawn 2 sequels.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:07 p.m. CST

    Entry - Honey I Skinned The Kids

    by FILMFUNK

    .

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:07 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SIX PACK

    by Pound Sand

    instead of kids, Kenny and an RV, this one is just about a six pack.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:08 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Crazies

    by Elwood Blues

    His darkly humerous nature would lend well to Romero's tale. We've seen Rob Zombie's insanely evil characters, now lets see how he treats the balls to the walls truly insane. Plus I'd like to see his take on the government trying to contain it. Could be very cool!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:09 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE DOORS

    by Pound Sand

    Even longer this time. Jim Morrison is still a shaman, and that whole Mr. MojoRisin backstory is fully explored.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:10 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S TRAINSPOTTING

    by Pound Sand

    Scag and freight trains, and the whole traveller culture.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE SANTA CLAUSE

    by Pound Sand

    It's released in April

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:13 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's "Gremlins"

    by awesomejack

    Imagine Rob Zombie's more ferocious and non family-friendly take on breaking the three rules.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Entry: A Christmas Story

    by Darth Thoth

    This remake was actually made 8 years ago but never saw the light of day. Now it has been digitally restored and will be released exclusively on HD-DVD. From director Rob Zombie comes a new vision of terror. Instead of growing up in a loving home in northern Indiana in the 1940s, Little Ralphie (Jake Lloyd) lives in the backwoods of Texas, with an alcoholic dead beat and abusive dad (Sig Haig) and a pole dancing heroin addict mother (RZ's wife) who never cooks or cleans. When Ralphie acts up he is made to go in public wearing the pink bunny outfit. Or if he's really been bad he's locked locked up in the smokie furnace basement with a bar of soap stuck in his mouth. He never receives anything on Christmas. And Scott Farkas forced him into oral sex one afternoon behind the school yard. On Christmas eve one year, as he sits in bed, he wishes he could exact revenge on his bloody family members and all who make fun of him. The next morning as Ralphie walks home from dropping his little brother off at a friend's house for Christmas, he discovers a loaded shotgun underneath some trash on the side of the road. No Red-Ryder BB Guns in this story. From then on Ralphie unleashes a string of terror across the entire town, killing everyone from Scott Farkas to his parents to Santa. Rob Zombie brings us a new vision of terror, fleshing out the real backstory of Ralphie who eventually gets caught and sent to an asylum. He is later able to turn his life around and re-enter society under the name of Patrick Bateman. Alas, the movie doubles as a prequel for American Psycho.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:15 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-Rob Zombie's The Howling

    by mildewproduction

    In this version set in the Goth Hollywood rock scene, Zombie follows an internet blogger who begins to dig into some brutal deaths. It all ends out in the Nevada desert where a goth desert rave (a la Burning man) turns into a massive werewolf buffet, and the blogger turns into a werewolf on Youtube.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Day the Earth Stood Still

    by Dr. Tam

    A romantic comedy about an alien and his robot life parnter. They leave their home planet due to persecution and try to make it on Earth as a flamboyant boxing promoter and a short-order cook in the deep south.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Entry - Rob Zombie's Spiderman

    by hallmitchell

    Spiderman has black costume. Spiderman fights with the Lizard. Played by Rob. They have a massive fight in the funhouse, then a swamp.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Entry - Rob Zombie's Spiderman

    by hallmitchell

    Spiderman has black costume. Spiderman fights with the Lizard. Played by Rob. They have a massive fight in the funhouse, then a swamp.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Thelma & Louise

    by albinomack

    Aside from the obvious girl-on-girl scenes that were missing from the first, I'd love it if Zombie could fire a heat-seeking missle at the car as it was driving off the cliff.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:19 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Oldboy

    by The Pusher

    Zombie sets the film in San Francisco with Oh Dae-su and his daughter being Asian immigrants. Casting Ken Watanabe as Oh Dae-su, Rinko Kikuchi as Mi-do, and Choi Min-sik (the original Oldboy) as Dae-su's rival. $30 million picture with enough schlock and gore to match, if not surpass, the original for shock value.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Entry: Legend of the Lone Ranger

    by MisterMxyzptlk

    This modern day western sheds a new twist on the old classic western. John Reid was an ex Army Ranger, living the quiet life on his secluded ranch with his native American wife, Dana. When people from John's past remerge and rape and murder Dana, John spirals into insanity. As John's hallucinations grow stronger, he believes he is being haunted by an Indian spirit, sent by Dana to protect him. John and this new spirit guide, Tonto join together to find Dana's killers and allow John and Tonto to find final peace. An actual screenplay was started and here's a glimpse: (Close up of womans feet in the foreground blood running down the leg dripping off the little toe. in the background we see a man in white shirt and brown pants running through corn. Six Men in Dusters follow behind with shotguns.) JOHN:DANA! (John comes face to face with a woman hanging from a large oak tree in the field next to the corn.) JOHN: NO! Dana! Oh, baby please! (John attempts to lift her from the noose and remove her from it. Crying, Hysterical.) JOHN: Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ stay with me honey! Stay! Dana! No, baby.... A crow circles above and from a birds eye view see the drama below. (6 Men in trenchcoats walk behind him and form a line. They are: Eastman, Neely, Westlake, Richardson, Whitloff and Butch Cavendish ) JOHN: YOU BASTARDS! BUTCH: Careful John, let’s not get stupid. (a specific man emerges from the line with a cigar. BUTCH CAVENDISH) BUTCH: She definitely was a good looking Indian, John. I’ve seen some good looking bitches in my time but never a squaw. But I might just have to reevaluate my stance on that, eh boys? (Laughing with his group) Crow lands on the tree branch next to the rope that holds Dana. Cawwing away. (John lurches forward) JOHN: You fuckers! (men raise guns all at once.) BUTCH: You know what gets me, John? Of all the women in the world you lowered yourself to a mixed blood. Lord knows what you get? But I will say this, a native bitch like that there definitely knows how to please a man. (focus on Dana Reid hanging by a noose in a white dress, blood forms near the groin region of the dress and is trickling down her leg. She has been raped.) BUTCH: Not like these white suburbanite, soccer moms out there. You guys hear of that term? Soccer mom? Heh, just heard it a while ago myself. There’s a whole fuckin country of these types. Anyway, white women aren’t born to please men. Too independent. Too uppity. They don’t know the first thing what a man wants. Now an indian. Well...nothing beats an Indian. Crow: Caaaa.... JOHN: WHY- are you doing this?! I would have turned away! I - BUTCH: Save it John. Don’t lie to us. More importantly, don’t lie to yourself. Morality is a commodity in which you put faith in. I’ve been hired to make sure you leave certain organizations alone. See that’s what I do. I clean up the messes other people don’t want to touch. We gave you plenty of chances to walk away. But you just couldn’t do it, could ya? You had to be the sheriff. Be the one wyatt earp to clean up this city. (men cock guns.) Well, this is the scene in the movie that doesn’t see the hero ride off into the sunset. (GUNS GO OFF and they all shoot as John is on his knees and we see bullets and blood splatter behind his back and his arms extended.) (John covered in blood and near death begins to crawl away from butch. who walks up with a single revolver over top of him.) JOHN: (whispers) Dana... Butch: Go to hell Ranger. BANG! John is shot, he falls to the ground and blood leaves the side of his head and collects on the ground. Crow remains on the branch Caawing wildly. Butch: Someone shut that damn bird up. Eastman shoots at the tree and hits the lower part of the branch. Barks flies. Crow flies off. (We pull back and see dana in the tree and a bloody John laying near her feet. Time has passed ,The men are gone. Focus on the serenity of the field. we see a backside of an indian walking through the corn towards them.) (V.O): Johnny? (hands touch upon johns face.) DANA: Johnny? Wake up Johnny. (The scene is very golden warm looking. The sun is setting, and it warms the fields.) (Dana is cleaned up and is kneeling over john.) JOHN: Dana? oh honey- DANA: Johnny listen to me. Johnny you can’t stay here. You are going to die. JOHN: Die? no- I have to help you. DANA: Johnny listen to me. I need you you to wear this. I need you to live. Save him, johnny. JOHN: Wear what? What is it? (Dana takes off the green amulet and tries to put it around his neck.) JOHN: Your family stone? No honey, you keep it. I told you I don’t believe- DANA: Johnny i have to tell you something, so listen carefully. EXT: Native village 1800’s Children running around, people working, we see two men wrestling, laughing. Women collecting furs and doing basic chores. DANA: A long time ago- centuries ago, my ancestors saved a young man from death. (see images of women and children running wildly as white men on horses rampage the native soil.) His village was raided and destroyed by the paleface. His mother raped and tortured, His brothers and father killed. He was lucky enough to hide beneath the bodies. (images of indians and white men killing each other.) (images of new tribe making sense of the bloodshed and burning bodies.) (we find a young boy, hidding underneath bodies. crying scared.) It was when our tribe came across the ruins that we took him in. We treated him like one of our own. He was a brother. A father. A great man. (images of man getting honored by the elders.) Years passed and that great man became a noble warrior and protector of our village. When he died, the tribe was given his stone to wear as his pledge to watch over us, to protect us and honor us. The way we did with him. EXT: Corn Field, Dana holding john by the face. DANA (cont): They passed the stone down through the tribe until there was only one last person left. Me. (images of john and dana at their wedding and the necklace she is wearing.) (Images of John and Dana making love) I’m giving you this necklace now Johnny. It will save you. It’s not your time yet, you have to live so he can pass through if I die and I don’t pass this down, his spirit will not find peace. honor him. Honor my families commitment. JOHN: dana-what are you-? DANA: Johnny, you are so special. Your heart is good. I fell in love with your heart. but you have to let go. Tonto is waiting. JOHN: Dana, No! I want to stay- DANA Johnny...go with Tonto. (Dana puts her hands on Johns face and kisses him. We see now a native mans face, [Tonto] kissing him.) (V.O): You are reborn.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:19 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Winnie the Pooh's Heffalump

    by albinomack

    What, like you all aren't dying for a Zombi-fied Pooh.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Claire's Knee

    by TheBigE4000

    Jerome is a lot more sinister and mentally unstable in this version. His pedophilic tendencies are fully on display, and he gets so jealous of Claire's boyfriend he feels he must "dispose" of him.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    still no story on the 10,000 BC trailer?

    by Orionsangels

    not that i care, but it's odd how ya gushed all about the first trailer now it gets ignored. guess the paycheck wasn't that BIG

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Entry : Rob Zombie's Alice Cooper in Wonderland

    by hallmitchell

    Heavy Metal. Massive guitar solo's, creepy creatures. Dark, yet has hope.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S CHELSEA GIRLS

    by Pound Sand

    Big budget version, but still just a bunch of speed freaks beating their gums about nothing.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie's remaking Enchanted!

    by Orionsangels

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S EMPIRE

    by Pound Sand

    The second Warhol movie, but instead of a long shot of the empire state building, it's a long shot of a Stuckey's outside Tyler Texas.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - 9 1/2 Weeks

    by albinomack

    Hell, with Zombie you might as well call it "10" (oh, wait...that's another remake he should re-imagine).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:23 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S LEAVING LAS VEGAS

    by Pound Sand

    Instead of drinking himself to death, the lead locks himself in a hotel room and huffs sparkle gold colored spray paint. Mo'nique for the hooker with a heart of gold.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:24 p.m. CST

    entry

    by sgait4

    Id love to rob direct a proper version of clive barkers nightbreed. This would have to be done with the settings still the cemetary but rather then a loong beginning I would to see the characters up and running so that this story could have an ending that it has always deserved. The monsters on the run from the priest and the shrink and all out monster batttles. With some truly spectacular special effects I think the battles could make Jedi's say DAMN. I feel that really "americanizing" this film would really make the chacters truly great. If the monsters have been around for centuries then were looking at pilgrim, indian, asian(rail road workers), good ol' rednecks, old west outlaws the possabilities are endless. The cemetary could be set in the south (alla 2001 maniacs) or set in salem and then the history of the monsters would be tied into the salem witches. A course placed on the original monster and having the "monster" disease cantagious to the people with the required dna traits and of course having those dna traits passed done through another family members lineage the hero could be tied to the original "monster" thus making him more powerfull then your average monster. Would definitely love to this I think any calloboration between clive barker and rob zombie would just be exotic, rob and stephen king would be great but would not be exotic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:25 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

    by DuncanHines

    It really could be pretty much the same movie, but with Tobey Maguire as Bill and Andrew W.K. as Ted.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S DIRTY DANCING

    by Pound Sand

    Everybody puts baby in the corner !

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:28 p.m. CST

    Entry - A Christmas Story

    by kalel8869

    Imagine Ralphie's struggle to acquire a Red Rider BB gun through the eyes of Rob Zombie. When Ralphie triumphantly gets his gun, he goes off on a killing spree ending at the local chinese restaurant enjoying his favorite dishes made of...mystery meat!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by ericfromnothing

    Little Monsters, kids dealing with fighting parents and fucked up scary monsters.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:29 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- "Two Lane Blacktop"

    by midknightmason

    This is the kind of film Zombie could really let loose and create a masterpiece. He should keep the talking to the point and philosophical as well as keeping the road parallel to the lives of the driver, the mechanic, and the girl.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Entry : Rob Zombie's Pee wee's Playhouse

    by hallmitchell

    Visual, neat and cute and I love the irony. Rob should spread his wings make other films besides horror.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Dealy Friend

    by ShibaOgami

    Take it too Japan, make it involving too lesbians, Akira type transformation at the end, but with more gore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Abominable Dr. Phibes!

    by DuncanHines

    He could have Sid Haig play the Dr. Phibes role. I'd love to see how Rob Zombie re-imagines Dr. Phibes' interpretations of the 10 plagues of Egypt.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:31 p.m. CST

    Entry- Rob Zombie's FRIDAY

    by Mostasteless

    A Rob Zombie Joint

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Chained For Life

    by Thylacine

    The story of two sisters with one hell of an vaudeville act- they're conjoined twins. Vivian has murderous impulses, and Dorothy just wants a regular life. Bigamy, Emergency Surgery, Court Room Killing Sprees. Keep it period, but up the sleaze. Think James Cagney level violence set on the midway.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Logans Run

    by only1

    the remakes been in limbo... and while sci-fi, the original idea is creepy and scary and up Zombie's alley. Zombie could make it more tfaithful to the book: thriving cities, "don't trust anyone over 30," 21 year old are "dispatched." Have Francis the gatekeeper of Sanctuary rather than just tracking a runner. Zombie could make it less clean than the first...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Mondo Balordo

    by Thylacine

    A serious documentary. No, really. A really great documentary about all the fringe culture out there- that hops around the globe, interviewing people into body modification, rarely seen religious rights, and secret places. I can't come up with a list that would both inform and be really wild- but I bet Rob could.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Deliria

    by baphometsangel

    In Zombies attempt at a Giallo/Slasher film, he brings back some of the odd camera work from House of 1000 Corpses to tell the story of a murderous former actor named Irving Wallace who has found a way out of the asylum and back into the theatre. The mask and the ending, with him sitting on stage, surrounded by the bodies of his victims who are posed is an absolute MUST.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Carnival of Souls

    by Thylacine

    A woman is the lone survivor in a terrible car crash. Afterwards she finds herself slipping into moments where the world around her falls eerily silent, and people seem not to see her. The terror of her situation gives way to lurid excitement as she realizes that she can still affect the world of the living, while walking in the world of the dead.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Guess Who's Going to be Dinner?

    by Engelhast

    The story of a couple whose attitudes are challenged when their daughter brings home a fiancé who is a deranged cannibal.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:34 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Warriors

    by DuncanHines

    Up the violence (not that the original didn't have awesome violence...), and keep it set in the 1970s

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:34 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Legally Blonde

    by Ace Hunter

    Reese Witherspoon stars as the jilted lover who stalks her ex in law school. She teams up with a gang of depraved anarchists who help her capture and torture her ex by making him watch other Reese Witherspoon movies. By the end, everyone's learned a little something about reaching their full potential. Then, an overweight clown rapes the dog.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SWEET HOME ALABAMA

    by Pound Sand

    McDreamy and Reese are recast, but this time, the guy who makes glass from lightening strikes on the beach is a serial killer hell bent on revenge. Oh, and Candice Bergen gets it in the first reel.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Event Horizon

    by DuncanHines

    ...duh...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie's THE ADVENTURE OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE 8TH DIM

    by SilentBobblehead

    Physicist/Neurosurgeon by day, Samurai/Rock Muscian by night. Jamaican Aliens, Hong Kong Cavaliers, and guys named New Jersey. Where can you go wrong? Honestly, I just want an excuse to see another version of "the walk". I ask you, WHERE THE HELL CAN YOU GO WRONG????

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S I HEART RACHEL WEISZ

    by Pound Sand

    The vagina dentata tree is back

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - White Christmas

    by WriterRob

    After killing many, many mobsters in New York, two down-on-their-luck singers hide out in a secluded winter resort open only for the holidays. They find a deranged innkeeper who wears the pelts of slaughtered Santas, two robot sisters built for sinning and skinning, and the reanimated body of Bing Crosby who never stops singing that damn title song. Don't even ask what they serve for Christmas dinner.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:41 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S STOMP THE YARD

    by Pound Sand

    Just to see it on a theater marquee would be aces!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:43 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's THE ADVENTURES OF BUCKAROO BANZAI ACROSS THE

    by SilentBobblehead

    Yes, I realize I forgot to put ENTRY, and ADVENTURES instead of ADVENTURE.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S BUS 174

    by Pound Sand

    In this one, the bus is actually a Houston light rail car that keeps on smashing into other cars and trucks because the conductor has been decapitated by a gang of rogue hillbilly copper tubing thieves. Oh, and the whole thing starts off as an Amber Alert.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Freaks

    by Nickofdoom

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:48 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- Phantom of the Paradise

    by Emperor_was_a_jerk

    What better movie for Rob Zombie to re-imagine than a dated rock opera? Make it contemporary, hard edged and scary as hell. BAM! Hit!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Entry: Betty Blue

    by kelkane

    I think Rob should go a different route with his next movie. This is sexy, has lots of nudity and dark and violent. It leaves room for lots of visuals both gritty and beautiful. Good role for a strong actress and I think the script can go many different ways.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:48 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S ARMY OF DARKNESS

    by sammylou

    Just imagine it: Ash reborn, slightly more white trash, more violent, and with even better gore FX. I can see Zombie totally digging that movie, so it'd be perfect!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:48 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Citizen Kane

    by maizcascara

    Starring Sid Haig as Kane, Zombie re-imagines the life of Citizen Kane as he kills his way into the newspaper business and becomes a millionaire-tycoon. Upon his death, journalists delve into his life, interviewing those who survived to tell of their encounters with the legendary man. Most of all, they hunt to decipher his last words: "Goddamn, motherfucker got blood all over my best clown suit."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Shouldn't he just be giving these out?

    by mrfan

    I am sure there will be plenty around to get for free.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:49 p.m. CST

    Entry - Frogs

    by Tsays

    One of the great unsung horror flicks from the (gulp) 70s. I'd love to see Zombie's take on a man vs. nature tale, and think what he could with today's technology and all those frogs ...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Every Which Way But Loose

    by rightturnclyde

    A serial killer of Zombie's own creation is stalking the honkey tonks. Urban hick Philo Beddoe is strung along by a new girl in town and finds out that she is the bait for her mysterious "brother" (lover/brother-lover) killer. Throw in an orangutan refugee from the neuroscience lab (who's probably smarter than the hick...and maybe talks, too!), a transvestite biker gang calling themselves the Black Widows, and an old, undead grandmother guarding her front porch with a implements of the occult ("Get the hell off my prop-a-tee!), and you've got yerself a new classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S AMERICAN GRAFFITTI

    by Pound Sand

    First off, it would offend George Lucas, Spielberg and Ron Howard to no end. Next, you could really amp up the angst about the whole Vietnam war. Some sex appeal would be nice, other than the chick from Three's Company in the back of a car. I'm thinking an updated version of the Lander's sisters, only with full frontal. Next up, race cars. Open engine, loud, tail-pipe camera action. None of that drifting shit, neither. Drugs a plenty, and a heavy metal sound track that just won't quit. And to cap it off: some actual goddamn graffitti.! This is my most fully realized idea so far. but I'm working on a Last Starfighter one too.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S THE LAST STARFIGHTER

    by Pound Sand

    Master Chief makes a cameo at the end!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-THE NEVERENDING STORY

    by Magnus_punchjammer

    MAKE IT DARKER...TIE THE WOLF IN MORE WITH SATAN. MAKE IT AS CREEPY AS POSSIBLE. SAME SOUNDTRACK THOUGH. AND IT STILL HAS TO BE SET IN THE EIGHTIES.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by Zozma

    Rob Zombie's Jacob's Ladder; rob can address the social issues of iraq (as opposed to vietnam) and sheri moon can be his hawt wife. Plus, all the nit and grit of the original with Rob's signature style.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:55 p.m. CST

    Also, I think Zombie should pay for the postage.

    by mrfan

    The least he could do for us.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SCANNERS

    by Pound Sand

    Is this just a way to get around the writer's strike? Because as you know, I SUPPORT THE WRITERS ON THIS ONE>

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:56 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by Zozma

    Rob Zombie's Rocky Horror Picture Show; Rob Zombie can try and re imagine the sordid world of this film with his twisted style and add a backstory to the wild mansion, all in a musical tempest of rock.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:57 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Take This Job and Shove It!

    by rightturnclyde

    The way Zombie shot the ending of The Devil's Rejects puts me in a mind of redneck, blue-collar rebellion. What better way to find more interesting ways to express that than by remaking a film that's practically about disgruntled employees taking over the factory? They could bottle the boss!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Convoy

    by rightturnclyde

    Rampaging truckers cut a bloody swath interstate down I-20.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Day After

    by snowpuff

    Let's see a movie of what it is really like after a nuclear war. No monsters, no shortcuts, no excuses. Just the reality. We live in a different world now and now we're ready for this. There has never, ever, been a movie to truly show what life would be like after an attack. There's alway one guy with radiation poisoning and some dead bodies. The actual reality would be a nightmare only someone like Rob Zombie could portray. I want to see the true day after.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN

    by loafroaster

    With 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper reprising his role as Sam Hell, Sid Haig as Squidlips and Sherri Moon Zombie as Spangle, a Zomb-ified version of The Road Warrior with added frog rape. Eat lead, froggies!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Scanners

    by rightturnclyde

    Um...Zombie's take on exploding heads anyone?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY "SHOGUN ASSASSIN"

    by samuraiyao

    A killer Soundtrack with thrashing metal and a gallon of blood soaked sword duels..... Get the kid from "Joshua" to play the baby in the killer cart....

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:02 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Ernest Scarred Shitless

    by Engelhast

    Ya' know what I mean Vern?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Schindler's List

    by hjd2703

    Rob Zombie making a horror film out of Schindler's List has the potential to be the most incredibly offensive film ever made. It would just be a bonus that Spielberg would be PISSED.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Edward Scissorhands

    by SilentBobblehead

    This version starring Crispen Glover and the Rachel Miner. It will include more cutting, but this time IT WON'T BE BY ACCIDENT!!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Biko Salamar

    Rob Zombie should re-imagine Theatre of Blood with his special troop of actors and make it very tense and violent.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    Entry:Rosemary's Baby

    by zombiefairy74

    Zombie defiantly can make it more twisted with Psychological Horror and the Supernatural. Plus lots of nudity. Sheri can play Rosemary Woodhouse Witches... All of them witches!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - O Lucky Man!

    by papanilemonitor

    Malcolm McDowell is still in the lead role. A character will ask, are you selling coffee? Malcolm will then respond, "I do believe, that I just MIGHT possibly be maybe, kind of, in a way, doing... just that." It will be adlibbed by Malcolm, but Rob will think it's genius.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:05 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Why a remake?

    by rightturnclyde

    I think Zombie would be perfect for any of the following: Ghost Rider The Dark Tower Jonah Hex Preacher Gunfighters in Hell And why isn't he the one remaking Near Dark?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:08 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's The Stand

    by Zozma

    Rob Zombie zombie faithfully translates kings novel (fuck the mini series) of gritty, fucked up things, with his gritty fucked up style. As long as Rob stays true to the book (relatively) and keeps his "signature" style, he would pwn

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:09 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Blow

    by SilentBobblehead

    In this version we won't get confused by the title ;)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Entry- Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie

    by thelonepantalone

    Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie If he went CGI he could make the ultimate cult movie. He could even crossover the characters from El Superbeasto and HO1000C. Bring back the Hard PG-13 of Monster Squad and Ghostbusters for the kiddies!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:11 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE BRAIN DAMAGED FRANKENHOOKER VS BASKETCASE

    by ThePilgrim

    TOSS THOSE FILMS IN A BLENDER AND HIT PUREE!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:12 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Mr. Bean

    by english2

    Forgot to put the entry part.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Or how about...?

    by rightturnclyde

    Gungrave, Redneck Rampage, The Guyver, Overfiend...

  • If Zombie could retain the original film's overwhelming sense of dread and dispair while using his own style and strength as a writer to add a little more to the original narrative making the story more coherent, you'd have a pretty evil movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Un chien andalou

    by mpiehler

    To be honest, the first thing that came to mind was Scanners, then Hell Comes to Frogtown. However, after serious consideration I think Zombie has the twisted demeanor, as well as the unique visual style to up date that film into a truly watchable piece of horrific art.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Phantom of the Opera

    by kheleyr

    Rob Zombie should reveal the truly evil nature and grotesque appearance of the phantom.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Taxi Driver

    by sirrunrunshaw

    Zombie's take on Scorsese's classic jumps past all the "character development" and goes straight for the jugular as Travis Bickle kills every mother fucker in sight (with death metal music whaling in the background). Imagine the crazy-faced Dane Cook running over bitches with his big yellow taxi (and for a bit of irony, Danny DeVito & Marilu Henner would be the first to go).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombies Serpent and The Rainbow

    by Zozma

    an exercise in restraint for the most part, but those scenes when he was losing it and the zombies were fucking scary when i was a kid. Rob could just do what he do, nah mean?

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: "Brain Dead"

    by doctordebug

    In 1990 "Twilight Zone" vet Charles Beaumont penned one of the creepiest stories ever, which was adapted into "Brain Dead", starring Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. This movie is all about creating the feeling of unease and dread, constantly denyign the viewer any firm ground on which to stand. The movie is largely unknwon today; I can think of nobody better than Rob Zombie to "reimagine" it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Candy Snatchers

    by BGDAWES

    This film was pretty much made for Zombie to 're'make. <br> <br> Don't change the original story, especially the ending; just throw in Zombie's style and let him enhance the dialogue. Sprinkle in any other touches he'd come up with and you have a modern day grindhouse classic rescued from obsecurity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rosemary's Baby

    by SilentBobblehead

    I realize that someone just submitted this title. However, in this version Tom Cruise plays the father who made a deal with the devil to become a successful actor. Katie Holmes plays Rosemary who is unknowingly being watched by an evil cult. Suri can play the epitome of all evil. Oh wait this would make a better reality show.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by YOUKILIS20

    Sleepaway Camp. Could make it terribly gory and there's no need to show the killer until the end just get creative with the murders. And with that twist ending with the little girl who's actually a little boy? Could be awesome.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:20 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Digby the Biggest Dog in the World

    by djquincyzee

    A dog escapes from a shady research laboratory and stalks the LA streets eating hobos and slowly growing bigger and bigger. He befriends a young homeless boy, who's wholly unaware of his murderous nature. Soon the dog (Digby) begins to grow at an alarming rate, eating tourists, and passers by; as well as the fat from liposuction clinics. Eventually he grows to Godzilla like proportions and has to be taken down . Rated PG-13.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Lost Boys

    by sai_justin

    Imagine how dark, foreboding, and realistic Zombie could remake this classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Entry: Shock Waves

    by BGDAWES

    Zombie should eventually get around to making a movie about the creatures he is named after. He needs to KEEP THE MOOD of the original, take out the cheese, and hold on to the intensity.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    "ENTRY" "Slime City"

    by bloodyuterus

    Instead of via witch's curse, the oozing slime problem should come from tainted "Xtreme" Energy drinks. The rest of the film can be simply remade with better, all practical, effects. The ending must be retained.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Entry:Frankenstein

    by zombiefairy74

    Make it scarier with a eviler Mad Scientist a newer frankenstein looking more dead part then living still have the Monster As Victim. Still grave robbing to villgers but lots of murder and maddnes. Monster Science Created - But Could Not Destroy!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Entry: Salems Lot

    by LargoJr

    I just gotta wonder if he could get it right.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombie remakes Bad Boys (1983) with the firefly family

    by truegore

    I would love to see a film with the entire Firefly family in prison (before or after the films), so I guess the answer to that would be to remake the 80's cult classic Bad Boys with Sean Penn and Clancy Brown.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    entry

    by Zozma

    twisted metal black. so what if its not a movie? i just orgasmed a little bit.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Moontrap

    by Archive

    On the one hand, Moontrap offers the opportunity for a survival story under extremely environmentally hazardous conditions and the notion of robotic pods with ginsu tentacles making themselves serial-killer bodies from found objects has obvious appeal, to a man who delights in the grotesque and the "ecstasy of the unlikely." On the other hand, the mythos of these robot pods, their motivations, and their ultimate purpose beyond the invasion of Earth is ignored to the point of implausibility in the Walter Koenig star-vehicle (no pun intended) and Rob Zombie's films hinge on a shrewd study of the psychological machinations of evil. Here's an opportunity to take a few intriguing visuals and the makings of a gripping survivor story and make them into a visual odyssey into the infinite abyss, as humanity cobbles together what meager space technology it has to uncover the origin and intent of these enigmatic machines. Where do they come from? What mind created them? I betcha Rob Zombie already knows, and Moontrap is exactly the kind of film that would get a thousand times better for his obervations. The climax could easily be the kind of thing Event Horizon sorely wanted to be, and getting there would mean a desperate trek across the lunar surface, with all the dangers of nature, and what's concealed beneath it... And yes, Event Horizon is another sci-fi film Rob Zombie could remake, but it lacks robots made out of human parts, and may not have the same creative hook as far as he is concerned. I'd love to see Zombie tackle science fiction, and Moontrap has the desolation of space, the man vs. machine angle, and the advantage of sorely underdeveloped plots and characters, waiting for someone to come in and pull the extraneous bits of coolness together into a whole new definition of evil that trancends dimension as we know it. Which three aging 70's legends would he cast as the men chosen to ride the last Saturn V? I actually really want to know.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Entry: Muppets Take Manhatten

    by DrunkenBusboy

    The Muppets are back in a brand-new full-length Goth Metal musical comedy! After being released from rehab, the Muppets travel to Manhattan to have someone produce their Goth Metal Musical "Manhattan Metal Sexslut". When it doesn't happen, the gang splits up. The leader of the group an amphibian by the name of Kermit makes friends with a stripper/hooker named Jenny (Sheri Moon Zombie). Kermit's common-law wife a coke whore named Piggy is jealous, thinking that Kermit found a new bitch to pimp out. Now Rowlf is a road kill collector for the city, Fozzie's living in a homeless shelter, and Piggy is working at a brothel with her new pimp Beaker, but apparently they get arrested and now Piggy lives in a halfway house next door to where Kermit pimps out Jenny. When Jenny and Kermit find producer-in-training Ronny Coleman (Bill Moseley), he promises to produce their show in exchange for sexual favors. The gang returns to Manhattan, but after getting shot by a rival pimp (Sid Haig), Kermit gets amnesia and now finds work in a Meth lab with other frogs. When Kermit is found beaten up in an alley, the Muppet gang try to restore his memory with massive ammounts of drugs and ample sex. Ever wonder what Gonzo can do with his hooked nose? Watch in the Summer of 2008!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Entry : Richard Pryor Live in Concert

    by SHANEDILLON

    What movie would be impossible to make? Something with a star that is dead! Raise Richard Pryor up from the dead and have him cracking jokes once again. It might give Eddie Murphy some new material. Go on Rob, use your black magic and raise Richard Pryor!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Reasonaxe

    Rob Zombie's reimagining of George Miller's Justice League. Starring Christian Bale and Brandon Routh. What a brilliant idea!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by bongo66

    Zombie should redo Van Helsing, no way he makes that movie suck anymore than it already does.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Entry: Harrison Bergeron

    by Herbstra

    well i doubt ill win this is pretty obscure...its a short story by Kurt Vonnegut, made into a terrible moving staring sean astin. The short story is pretty dark and could be a serious kick ass movie if someone like Zombie had control

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:37 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Stuff

    by CapitalT

    A cult movie for sure, a Rob Zombie remake of this Larry Cohen comedy / horror flick would be perfect fodder for him. It is drive-in, B movie at its' best. I would love to see what Rob's version of the stuff would look like, and how it would be tied to a modern food addiction. Hell, I doubt he could get them back for a remake, but to have Danny Aiello and Paul Sorvino be in it again would be worth the price of admission alone.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    Entry: Bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia

    by Zombeef

    What would be better than Rob's gritty brutal vision with this 1974 classic. Just imagine what he could do. Not to mention casting someone like Will Forsythe for the lead role of Bennie.Oh yeah it would be brutal!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:Rob Zombies The Royal Tenenbaums

    by tonyvortex

    When old man Tenenbaum gets kicked out of the YMCA for cutting a man he decides to rekindle his past.He finds his estranged wife hustling cash from wealthy men in her spare time when shes not at the rib joint she owns.His oldest son now owns a small cult,his bastard daughter works as an editor for a small pornography magazine ,and his youngest son makes exorcise tapes.Tenenbaum trys to unit himself with his family while also trying to keep himself off the street.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY & The Howling

    by jzotter

    Make the movie sinister

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: BRATZ

    by spidermanfreak20

    In this version all of the girls will not be based on Barbie stereo types but trailer trash stereo types. Yasmin the not yet legal brat. Sasha would be the slut who sleeps with anything. Jade would be the Jap whore. Chloe would be the cunt. Each has had sex and gotten pregnant and live in the trailer park with child. They hate their lives and dream of getting away. Sasha,Jade,and Chloe decide to get their GED so sign up to attend school with freshman Yasmin. Unfortunately with no money to hire a babysitter and their deadbeat baby dads wont raise them they realize one of them is going to have to kill one of their little fuckers. One of their Bratz must die. That way they will be free to raise the others children when busy. So they tell their husbands about it and they disagree at first but are later persuaded when the Jap whore says to have a Brat Fight and take bets on which Brat will walk away alive. Death and shitty color correction ensue. In the end everyone loses because the women are still whores and still live in a shit whole. They band together to kill their Bratz.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Entry: Cannibal Holocaust

    by HannaGrahm

    It's has plenty of gore and enough social commentary to keep him running his mouth for hours. There'd probably be some cgi or peta would shit a brick. It also sounds kinda cool, so maybe he could top the billboard with a titular song. Dig through the ditches, Burn through the witches i slam in the back of my cannibal holocaaaaust

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    Rom Zombie's Toy Story

    by Zozma

    that little douchebag sid kills woody's owner and forces the toys to gang rape little bo beep...and the sheep. the soldiers declare martial law and let people leave the room only after sexual favours/coup de tat. the movie ends with sids drunken slut of a mother (sherri moon) buying him a new set of dolls....or rather puppets for him to master

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Steel Magnolias

    by tcterrified

    A warm, feel-good flick about a multigenerational group of undead Southern Belles and the beauty salon they frequent.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Entry - Jigoku

    by RyanEsta

    Rob Zombie should remake the 1960's Japanese horror film 'Jigoku', about a kid and his friend who run over and kill somebody and are doomed for an afterlife in hell. This movie could benefit from being Americanized but only through Rob Zombie because he knows how to make films dark and moody without being cheesy and cliche. The last third of the film took place in Hell itself and I would love to see what Rob's vision of that would be like on film. It would be perfect for him.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Entry Rob Zombie's

    by Zozma

    Bordello of Blood. Nuff said

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Wizard of Oz

    by dr_john_zoidberg

    A twisted retelling of the journey through Oz in horrific darkness! "Getting back to Kansas, is the least of her worries!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:51 p.m. CST

    ENTRY- LEGEND

    by J_Williamson

    This is a cult classic that is due for a remake. I would love to see his version of the Lord of Darkness. The beginning would still be bright and shiny, but once the unicorn's horn is taken, it becomes a very dark and twisted world. Zombie hasn't done anything straight up fantasy yet, so it would be interesting to see how he does it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:53 p.m. CST

    "ENTRY" BACK TO THE FUTURE

    by CMB2008

    Imagine this. Sid Haig as Dr. Emmet L.Brown, and Colin Hanks as Marty McFly, dosent work but yet it does, Dont play it for laughs as Robert Zemeckis's original does play it as a horror film, with Sheri Moon Zombie as Marty's Mother and Tom Wilson reprising as Biff Tannen. Then make the movie spin out of control once he goes back in time to realize that Crispin Glover whom is the father is actually a serial rapist and whom marty has to decide should I stop him, but if I do then I will not exist, making the movie end as it does only with Marty realizing in only the way Rob Zombie can making him realize that he is the son of a maniac and that by choosing to live, he lets his murderous father run amock and letting countless lives be distroyed. I like it...!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST

    FUCK

    by Zozma

    i meant, demon knight. bordello of blood was bleh. Demon knight was meh

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - The Thing

    by jaxraider

    Redo the original version from the 50's, with the evil scientists, military, females...:) Rob would do it right, and add a soundtrack similar to the one Carpenter had done...this would rock..

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: JAWS

    by Ice Man

    Rob would open the film with a younger Brody and his two older brothers swimming and playing around in the ocean late at night while on a family vacation. They would be taking turns jumping off the pier into the water and splashing around when suddenly, in the most brutal way possible, Brody's brothers would be attacked by a giant unseen shark that would tear through them and leave Brody alone in the blood infested water, floating helplessly. Fade to years later where Brody has become Chief of Police, haunted by his fear of the ocean and suddenly having to contend with the onslaught of shark attacks occuring in the past few weeks. When his son is almost killed during an attack, he teams up with the town drunk who is the only one with a boat willing to set sail on the waters and a marine biologist who has been tracking the shark relentlessly and has his sights set on capturing it for study and observation. Several bloody, fast-paced attacks later, the crew battle each other when Hooper wants to tag the beast and have his crew come in and scoop it up and Quint wants to blow its fucking teeth out of its mouth. They fight, Hooper accidentally spearguns Hooper, the blood attracts the shark and the whole ship goes down with Hooper getting eaten a la Quint in the original and Brody, who hasn't swam since he was young, grabs the snorkel gear and gets into the shark tank as the ship sinks and he lands at the bottom of the ocean inside a metal cage with a giant shark trying to bite through to get to him. Brody uses a knife to hack away at the shark as it breaks through the cage and then manages to get to the surface. The blood taints the water around him and a terrified Brody clutches onto floating debris from the ship, paranoia taking over as he looks around at every little movement made in the water. And we leave him there, alone in the middle of the ocean, to await his fate...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Entry: Communion /Alice Sweet Alice

    by zombiefairy74

    Sisters, Holy Communion, Mad Child, Sibling Rivalry, and murder. Put zombie's diabolic thinking and it will be wickedly great! "God took her from me on the day of her first communion. Don't you see? He waited until then to teach me that children pay for the sins of their parents."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    Entry: Communion /Alice Sweet Alice

    by zombiefairy74

    Sisters, Holy Communion, Mad Child, Sibling Rivalry, and murder. Put zombie's diabolic thinking and it will be wickedly great! "God took her from me on the day of her first communion. Don't you see? He waited until then to teach me that children pay for the sins of their parents."

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    ENTRY re-imagined movie: WESTWORLD(1973)

    by JoeRodSac

    Seriously, Westworld needs to be updated...more so than Omega Man or any movies of this era.Zombie is the right man to do a reimagination, hands down. Sheri Moon could play 'Prostitute #1 in Saloon'. There are a handful of actors that I believe can fill the robotic stalking shoes of the legendary Yul Brynner.Perhaps the Rock......

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:03 p.m. CST

    Entry: Oh God, You Devil

    by dudeman

    Can you imagine Zombie as the Devil and cleaned up to play God. A riot!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST

    Entry: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

    by ktsuda

    I enjoyed Spielberg's movie a great deal. Would like to see the movie through Rob's point of view, should be an interesting movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S COAL MINER'S DAUGHTER

    by Pound Sand

    Still a coal miner, but the mine is filled with Hillbilly biker zombies. And shot entirely in black and white in the mine, color in the outside world. And a musical number. And cannibalism.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Garbage Pail Kids the Movie

    by lostark1234

    Starring Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Fogell from Superbad) as a angst ridden teen in the "dirty south." Mayhem ensues as a 350pd. trailer park, kid-shitter, shut-in squirts out a legion of demented, enfeebled, mongoloid children with coincidental rhyming names to match their handicapps, to wreak havok on the unsuspecting redneck populous.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:05 p.m. CST

    Entry - Snakes on a Plane

    by ThornBalls

    How could such a cool concept and a Samuel L. Jackson flick end up so awful? No Rob Zombie - that's how. Screw the CGI lightning fast snakes and stupid plot. Let Rob have a crack at this and I think it turns out to be ten times better than the original.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    How about this..

    by disfigurehead

    Mow my lawn and pay me $1 an hour because Halloween sucks.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Helter Skelter

    by down75

    Zombie loves the 60's and 70's so with this he would be right at home. Previous versions of this film have been made for tv, it would be interesting to see how far Zombie would go with an R rating.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by theremustbeCHAOS

    Give us a Zombie take on 'Night of the Comet'. That way he can ruin another of my favorite childhood movies, maybe he'll make the girls bi-sexual strippers and the Zombies can be mentally handicapped who only want to kill because the their trailer trash hillbilly stepdads used to beat them with Nintendo controllers. And instead of a science lab at the end it could very easy be a wacked out carvival because those are sooooo cool and who cares about plot as long as there is violence and tits.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's Dee Snyder's Strangeland

    by Read and Shut Up

    The story opens with Snyder masturbating to "Rico Suave." Zombie kicks in the door and they slap one another silly with their hair extensions. Fade out.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Entry - Mario Bros. The Movie

    by Orionsangels

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY-Little Darlings

    by MattFini

    Yep, the summer camp movie. Since Zombie excels at writing films full of wall-to-wall degenerate characters, his remake could be about two promiscuous teenage girls who are raped and tormented by a a sadistc male counselor. Then they take revenge, not only on him, but on the rest of the camp as well as they're pushed to insanity. And Sheri Moon could play the camp director so she can turn in ANOTHER bad performance (and ass shot)--but fanboys like to jerk off to her, so they pretend she's a good actress.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Entry - Funhouse

    by craigfuntime

    I've had nightmares about this movie ever since I saw it as a kid and it's perfect Rob Zombie material. Carnies, deformities, girls as prey, brutality to the point of primal gutteralness.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Entry : The Dark Crystal

    by TheDude77

    all the drained gelflings bust out and start a zombie apoycolpse against the skeksis and then take the crystal shard and some skeksis skin face masks and rampage across thra killing all in their path till the three suns become one

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Entry - Rob Zombie's "The Burning"

    by forensic_guy

    Director Rob Zombie would be able to blend his visual style, while adding new elements to this camp slasher film. In the process he may even make the killer, "Cropsy" more twisted and evil than other slashers and potentially spawn a new horror/slasher/thriller franchise.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:24 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Escape from New York

    by rightturnclyde

    I don't it needs to be remade, but if they're gonna do it, give it to Zombie and let him think up what Snake encounters! Mutant hookers! Radioactive cabbies! Ninja gangs!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Entry -- The Funhouse

    by filmcans

    First watch this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=JFnXOi1Ngbs Tobe Hooper's dirty little slasher flick about sleazy carnies and their mistreated son in a Frankenstein mask (who kills off visitors to a theme park) seems like a project made for Rob Zombie's rusty trailer trash, funnel cake puke aesthetic. The monster in this is like a sadder version of Leatherface, an oddly sympathetic deformity, who lashes out due to his defective upbringing--a theme Zombie seems to love. With every one of his films, I've thought that this is the project Zombie should be making, since he seems so influenced by it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:26 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Toxic Avenger

    by rightturnclyde

    Why not? I've never seen it, so I have no feelings for it. Maybe Zombie can make me want to watch it!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    ENTERY: HELTER SKELTER

    by zombiefairy74

    I know its been posted but ah this movie would be good its right up his alley! Charles Manson the family and Spawn ranch. Maybe with a different approach then the previous movies had. Horror is always better in real life. "You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.” -Charles Manson-

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Hair

    by DonnyUnitas

    Hair captured the essence of a generation through completely offbeat camera work and a psychedelic soundtrack. Given the state of the world these days, Rob Zombie could really make a statement with his version of "Hair," with all of the Zombie goodness that we've come to know and love. The soundtrack would be incredible, and the social message would be just as important today as it was in the original Milos Forman film. Yes, it's a musical, but if I trust anyone with that genre, it's Zombie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Entry- Rob Zombie's Kindergarten Cop

    by Mostasteless

    It's not a tumor... its terror

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Why are they opening themselves up like this?

    by I Dunno

    They had to know that no one here thought very much of Zombie's bastardization.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

    by SirFlibble

    And yes I'm referring to the musical. Just imagine the grim and grittiness he would introduce to the ultimate family movie. The fact is that the recent attempt at an Oz on screen with Tin Man went too far in to "too kool for skool" area. What we need ia a bad assed wicked witch of the west, someone who will make you shit your pants at the mere sight of. Dorothy would be a grungy chick who visits oz through having a hit of coke. Everything in Oz would be the same, but with a more metal attitude

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:35 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's "The Spook Who Sat By the Door"

    by StrideX13

    Rob Zombie needs to move away from the same five people in his movies, but yet still be able to have a crazy, amazing, witty, violent mess of a film. To force him to cast outside his normal realm, make him remake one of the most apeshit awesome blaxplotation (arguable) films ever. A movie about a TRULY militant African American movement in the U.S. would kick ass, and Zombie could make the classic political musings of the film work, even if he did add a few extra "fucks" to the equation.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:35 p.m. CST

    Entry: Sidekicks

    by Gozu

    Rob Zombie transforms this classic of 90's live-action martial arts family fun into a dark, brooding tale of violence and insanity. Daeg Faerch (young Michael Myers in Zombie's "Halloween" remake) plays Jonathan Brandis, a child-actor struggling with adolescence and trying to escape the shadow of his previous work. The strain causes vivid hallucinations in which he teams up with Chuck Norris to go on adventures and kill bad guys. What Jonathan doesn't know is that while immersed in this fantasy, he's actually murdering teenage co-eds. The film's climax is when he wakes up in the middle of one of these fantasies and he kills himself after the illusion is shattered. There is some lingering doubt though whether or not Chuck Norris really was there with him after all. Oh, and Sheri Moon takes her clothes off.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: "MOTHER'S DAY" (1980)

    by Uncle Salty Walt

    Rob would be a natural to remake this twisted, funny camp classic. Since remakes are all the rage these days, I think it's time to revisit 'Ma' and her two screwed-up sons 'Ike & Adley'. This would hardly be a stretch for zombie, and is a film that deserves more credit for its influence on horror comedies ever since. Hell, he could even use the Police Academy chick again as the mom, and maybe Bill Moseley and Tyler Mane as the 'boys'. Could be interesting...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Entry: Wizard of OZ

    by HeatFan

    come this would be a perfect movie for Rob to remake. Its Rob Zombie the movie would rule.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Entry-Big Trouble in Little China!!!

    by yoyoballz

    RZ could "reimagine" this classic. By having Jacks character being darker but with the same swagger and confidence. Also RZ could explore the different hells that the Chinese have. Plus expand on all the demons and eyeball guardians. The Jack can finally get some ass for fucksake!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:43 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:Pearl Harbor

    by travis-dane

    Cast:Sid Haig as Affleck,Danny Trejo as Hartnett and Sheri Moon as Beckinsale.Story:some hard fucking,they all say FUCK all the time,everybody SMOKES all the time,Trejo survives and they raise the boy together,all 3 off them!Thats too much for the kid,he kills Haig and Trejo,steals a plane and NUKES the Japanese.He gets caught and they put him in a mental prison where he grows up and meets this Loomis dude...you know what`s next.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:44 p.m. CST

    EVERYONE!

    by zombiefairy74

    ZOMBIE COULD DONE THINGS A LITTLE DIFFRENT ON THIS ONE BUT STILL THINK IT WAS GOOD SPIN ON IT. I THINK ZOMBIE IS GREAT HES VERY CREATIVE GUY! HE HAS GREAT IDEAS MUSIC AND MOVIES FAN FOREEVER!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Entry: Wonka

    by jabiewias

    All apologies to Johnny Depp and Tim Burton... But "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" is the scariest children's film ever made. It's a sugar coated horror movie. Kids getting shrunk, blown up, drowned, and sucked up into spinning fan blades... yeah, I think Rob could make that chocolate river run red.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Supeman Returns

    by wash

    Kal-El(Glen Danzig) finds out he has a kid, says to Lois (played by Sheri Moon), "BITCH, I ain't your Baby Daddy!!!", slaps her, throws stupid kid out of Earth's atmosphere, all while some Molly Hatchet music is playing in the background. End scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by maxxsterling

    Rob Zombie's Love Boat -Sid Haig as Capt. Merrill Stubing (Hey, he was alreaday a Captain Spaulding.) -Ken Foree as Bartender Issac Washington (He has to say a customer (Maybe Eli Roth.), "Tell you what. You bend over and I'll shove it straight up your ass. " Just like in Weird Science. -Bill Moseley as Dr. Adam Bricker (Not a "real" doctor.) -Shari Moon-Zombie as Cruise Director Julie McCoy (She's also a pole dancer. Because there is a pole dancing scene in it.) -William Forsythe as Yeoman-Purser Burl "Gopher" Smith. (His real last name isn't "Smith". It's...something else.) & -Dakota Fanning as Lil' Vickie Stubing (She is never in her undies. There is no rape scence. Sorry.)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's PHILADELPHIA STORY

    by hktelemacher

    I know it seems like a slam dunk for showcasing Sheri Moon's ever widening range, but I'm going outside the box a bit with Traci Lords as, in fact, Tracy Lord - as she's vied for by ex-husband/dirty old C.K Dexter Haven (Sid Haig) and respectable pervert George Kittridge (Bill Moseley) in an S.F Brownrigg-esque 70s southern setting. Screwball antics, f-bombs, classic rock and gore effects abound.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    edit

    by hktelemacher

    should say "ex-husband/dirty old MAN"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Soylent Green

    by Zoltan_Abbassid

    I always felt the "horror" in the original didn't quite come through. What should have been devastatingly horrific became a campy catch-phrase (Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE! It's made of PEOPLE!") I think Zombie could bring the right sensibilities to this. The twist is spoiled, so he'd really need to bring his A game and amp it up--really dwell on the mass cannibalism. Set it in Dallas or LA. Delegate police authority to roving gangs of deputized redneck mutants. Bring colosseum-style carnage to hockey arenas. And make the source of soylent green commonly known to the populace. The state never acknowledges it, but everyone knows what it is, and they eat it anyway. I don't care if I win any dvds, but I want Rob Zombie to make this. It's critical. And I hereby promise not to sue if he takes the idea. Just make this movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:59 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCER

    by jedimindflayer

    ORS STONE. immagine ol rob zombie as dumbledore and sheri moon as mcgonnigle- add gratutitous sex scene; now toss in brian poesuhn (sp?) as quirel, and sid haig as snape. serve hot. nuff said.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 6:59 p.m. CST

    entry - That Darned Cat

    by Trader Groucho 2

    The black cat goes on a slashing spree through a rural elementary school after a child's parent - played by Rainn Wilson - doesn't adequately discipline his kindergartener for yanking the cat's tail.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:02 p.m. CST

    Entry- The Toxic Avenger

    by JamestheChamp

    Imagine this, Toxie's back. Zombie has the ability to make this cult character popular again. On top of having Toxie back on screen, you can have the comic book and action figure tie-ins. Not only can it be scary, but funny at the same time. Get Tom Savini to do the characters, and add some gore, and Sheri Moon Zombie can play the Avengers' blind girlfriend, Sarah. Instant Classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Saw

    by infamousralf

    Rob Zombie learns from his mistakes and the outrage of TBers everywhere and takes a mediocre MTV styled film and turns it into a subtle, restrained, and yet syltistic thriller about a deranged killer with a Messiah complex and a penchant for murderous games. He could create real characters and perilous situations that draw us further into a story that slowly builds to a terrifying (and plausible) climax.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Nothing But Trouble (1991)

    by MLKtheIV

    It would be a typical zombie-esque horror flick with subtle dark humor. Dan Akroyd's character would be played by Sid Haig, and the rest of the cast an oddball assortment of those whom he has previously worked with. The victims would be white trash. The violence would be doubled. The freaks and stunts would be very psychedelic and possibly even animated.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Mandingo

    by Martyrboy

    Dakota Fanning + Bubba Smith: From the high-chair to the Hightower!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: RED SONJA

    by Neosamurai85

    Kill Bill would look like a limp sobbing baby penis after Rob Zombie reimagined the barbarian classic with a five-foot stack of classic Chaos Comics by his side. It would be NC-17 (mostly for gore, and the rape), totally on acid, and the Icthyan Killing Machine scene would be bloody-bloody crack baby gold. Peace.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: RED SONJA

    by Neosamurai85

    Kill Bill would look like a limp sobbing baby penis after Rob Zombie reimagined the barbarian classic with a five-foot stack of classic Chaos Comics by his side. It would be NC-17 (mostly for gore, and the rape), totally on acid, and the Icthyan Killing Machine scene would be bloody-bloody crack baby gold. Peace.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by odo19

    If will Smith had'nt beaten him to the punch, I would have said that the movie he should have re-imagined was the Omega Man. Just imagine what Zombie could do with rampaging gangs of vampire/mutants. I heard he was working with Paul Giamatti on his next project, which is who I think should have starred in the movie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Sorry for the double dip

    by Neosamurai85

    All I did was click on Post Talkback twice didn't refresh or nothing. They should fix that.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Entry- Stephen King's Christine

    by JamestheChamp

    Give a more modernized story. Have an evil spirit take possesion of a camaro, and away we go on this frightning re-imagining of Zombie proportions. Honestly, if anyone can do it, it's Zombie, and I would actually pay to see it. No lie.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST

    Entry - From Hell

    by Optimus V

    My first two ideas were taken pretty quickly, but for the record, they were Rocky Horror Picture Show and Phantasm. But my entry goes to "From Hell". This was an initially really mediocre movie to me, but I love a "Jack the Ripper" story. Rob could easily remake this and put Jack the Ripper up there with Freddy and Jason. But if by chance, Rob is reading this, you need to remake Rocky Horror and Phantasm.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S COMMANDO:THE MUSICAL

    by KingHippo

    With 75% more violence and 100% more rock opera, Zombie makes his '09 Oscar bid with the soul-stirring musical story of John Matrix's well-choreographed descent into violence and madness to rescue his daughter Jenny from the small country of Val Verde.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: Mommy Dearest

    by SINSHINE

    No more wire hangers!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:19 p.m. CST

    Entry: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane

    by SINSHINE

    Starring: Isabella Rosalini & Sharon Stone!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SHE'S HAVING A BABY

    by Pound Sand

    Still set in Chicago, but in the projects, and in a middle school.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Entry - Scarface

    by DEBODEREK46

    This is one of my favorite Pacino movies, but it could work. Basically you shorten the film a bit, but in the end, when Tony Montana gets blown away and falls into his little pool, have him wake up in his bed sweating and breathing hard. Yes he did double cross Sosa, but have Tony getting out of Miami and running for his life. Yes, it takes away from the ending of Montana getting blown to bits, but with Zombie's mind, he could put this into his world of imagination and stretch it out to where Tony meets Sosa and his army of Cubans. My friend who works for Anchor Bay would be proud of me. Loved Halloween by the way...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S PUMP UP THE VOLUME

    by Pound Sand

    It's about a pirate podcast that undermines the authorities and sticks it to the man.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S FREAKY FRIDAY

    by Pound Sand

    The story of a man, a woman, and a whole bunch of amphetamines.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Zombie's All About Eve

    by Sylvia Fowler

    Sheri Moon plays Margo Channing, now armed with a chainsaw and killer tits to bring that bitch Eve Harrington down. Fasten your seatbelts indeed

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST

    Entry: Empire of the Ants

    by Turingtestee

    I just want to see that one redone. I thought the CHUD rumor was cool.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIES ESCAPE FROM WITCH MOUNTAIN

    by Pound Sand

    Those kids have spooky powers. And the UFO at the end is filled with cannibal aliens.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Short Circuit

    by CrackityJones1138

    Synopsis - The once alive Johnny 5 now wreaks havoc as an undead robot. Tagline - Johnny 5 isn't alive...anymore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S AUSTIN POWERS GOLDMEMBER

    by Pound Sand

    Starring Rob as Austin, who shags 'em rotten, and doesn't even try to fake the accent.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:29 p.m. CST

    Entry: Straw Dogs

    by BGDAWES

    There is a lot here Zombie could work with, not to mention a perfect role for his wife. <br> <br> Have the main character movie from the city to the country side and bring out the rednecks he loves to portray as the band of thugs that attack the Dustin Hoffman character.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIES THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED

    by Pound Sand

    It's time. Oh, how it's time.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Entry - Danger: Diabolik!

    by BGDAWES

    This might seem like a stretch but after 'Werewolf Women of the SS' I think Zombie could tackle this one well. Keep the cheese and add his take on the style of the cartoonish like original (based off the comic book).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S SCENT OF A WOMAN

    by Pound Sand

    "She doesn't smell good at all, HOO-AHHHH!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    Entry- Swamp Thing is a good one, but Phibes is better!

    by gmusachia

    The Abominable Dr Phibes would fit perfectly into Rob's style, and if they could cast Geoffrey Rush.... awsome!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S KATIE COURIC'S COLONOSCOPY

    by Pound Sand

    It's a mud-ride you won't forget *NBC chimes*

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:33 p.m. CST

    Entry - Bloodsucking Freaks

    by illumis_industries

    Zombie could just do a shot for shot "reimagining" of Bloodsucking Freaks with Sid Haig as Sardu and Wee-Man of Jackass fame as Ralphus. Of course there would be scenes of old Super 8 video footage spliced in there to show the tortured upbringing of our main pair of characters. Oh yeah, and I bet his wife would be in it. But seriously, I still have faith that Zombie can do something amazing for the genre before he either dies or withdraws into the shadows from the onslaught of fanboy criticism. And I thought Halloween showed some definite potential of this.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:34 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by ELPHABA7

    Suspiria

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S OFFICE SPACE

    by Pound Sand

    The Swingline stapler plays a much more pivotal role.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Killer Klowns from Outer Space

    by hammerofthegods32

    Let's get real here, the original is so bad it's good. It'd be really hard for Rob to ruin it. But, just imagine how creepy he could make the clown aliens. I wouldn't mind seeing these clowns gorily massacre the usual Rob Zombie backwoods white trash characters.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S CHINA SYNDROME

    by Pound Sand

    Instead of nuclear energy, it's a meltdown of green technology windmills.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S STUDIO 54

    by Pound Sand

    The hetero version.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:38 p.m. CST

    Well, shit, nevermind...

    by hammerofthegods32

    just saw someone already had my idea. Nevermind.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: "My Little Pony: The Movie"!!!

    by TallBoy66

    Because those Pony's needed to realize they can fly, and they have horns on their head, and they can impale the everlovin' fuck out of topless blonde teens. (yes, I know the original "My Little Pony's" didn't HAVE horns on thier head but, hey baby, its ROB ZOMBIE'S My Little Pony Reimagining!)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY:London Calling/ London After Midnight

    by zombiefairy74

    Lost film of Tod Browning with Lon Chaney ( Man of a Thousand Faces)played in! Someones needs to try i think doing this one would be fun sticking to the original as possible take it up to the 50s 0r 60's spice it up a little we can do things now they couldn't do then .Original look for Lon's vampire character a must. Will i could go on it does sound fun to do doesn't it! "It's unnerving, Mr. Hibbs! The new maid swears to your Uncle that she saw living dead people in the Balfour house!"

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:40 p.m. CST

    Entry Fanny and Alexander

    by theconstellation

    I can see Zombie turning this into a nice torture porn revenge flick. Add in a little S&M subplot with the Bishop, and I for one think Bergman would be proud.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Night of the Hunter

    by josephharbin

    Okay, I know, I really don't want this if it's going to be as bad as the Halloween remake either. But what if it was really good? Zombie is capable of doing really fucked-up evil characters, but this would require him to be subtle, until everything goes to hell and it gets scary. That would push Zombie out of his comfort zone and teach him a few things he needs to know before he can make the truly great film that Devil's Rejects suggested he's got inside. Plus, it could give him some legitimacy with non-horror audiences and critics.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:43 p.m. CST

    ENTRY ROB ZOMBIE'S FARGO

    by Pound Sand

    Except it takes place in Truckee, Nevada.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:45 p.m. CST

    ENTRY The Road Warrior

    by se7en1999

    Post-apocalyptic world, with a hour long final car-truck-motorcycle-chase scene by the guys who did Matrix's and Bourne Movies, but with no CGI's.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:49 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ROB ZOMBIE'S "RUDY"!

    by TallBoy66

    "Put me in coach!" "Okay, sure, why not?" "Great, this is going to be awe-OOOHHH MY GAWD!! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MEEEEE?! THEY'RE TEARING OUT MY SPLEEN! THEY'RE TEARING OUT MY SPLEEEEEEEENNNNN!!" "Heh-heh-heh, that'll learn him. Obnoxious little punk-ass." Fin.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:50 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Saving Private Ryan

    by se7en1999

    Set in Viet Nam, After the find him they celebrate by having a drug induce tent party, where evreyone dies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY The Birdcage

    by se7en1999

    Big Gay Fun!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:55 p.m. CST

    Entry - "Rituals" ("The Creeper"), Canada 1977

    by Mr.Vess

    Horror afficionados know this one very well. Or should, anyway. A creepily effective backwoods horror, the "Canadian Deliverance", Hal Holbrook as one of five city doctors stalked by an unknown presence in remote mountains... I admit that the only post-2000 remake I like is "Willard" - but "Rituals" is one of the handful of movies that might actually benefit from remaking. Personally, I would prefer to see its structure (the first half with a deliberately slow pace), its ambience and its concept of men faced with an unknown, lurking terror preserved, with only the shortcomings (mostly those caused by the budget) ironed out and fixed... but even remade aggressively and modernized, in the trademark Rob Zombie style, it might work out well. It would be in fact interesting to see how a radically different, contemporary style and techniques would work out. And if for no other reason, then it would benefit from a remake because only about one person in a million worldwide knows of it. A modern redo would bring recognition to an unjustly forgotten classic of backwoods horror. And, who knows... perhaps it might even prove to be skillful and worthy upgrade. (Just one thing, be it a refreshment of the original or a modernized restart: NO young cast, in either case...!)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE TOXIC AVENGER

    by abelkane3434

    Toxie is popular, nice, intelligent and a well liked guy before his "accident" this time. He is driven mad by his transformation and being abandoned by all loved ones and friends. He becomes a vigilante at first feeling he can do some good with what has happened to him by taking his anger out on criminals, but has trouble fighting the rage inside him. He fights his anger and new personality, but it wins and he wants to destroy anything that is beautiful. Toxie goes from batman to devils reject by end of film.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 7:58 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Cannibal Holocaust

    by se7en1999

    Filmed in the Philipines, so they can kill real animals. SWEEETTTT!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:02 p.m. CST

    Entry: Alice in Wonderland

    by katchoo67

    Sid Haig as the Catapillar. Can see him smoking that hooka now. Lots of room for weird drug induced psychodelic clips. Perfect.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:02 p.m. CST

    entry; the island of dr moreau

    by Zozma

    with more gore, and a shit load of deeply flawed characters. w0rd

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:03 p.m. CST

    ENTRY I Spit On Your Grave

    by se7en1999

    With Ben Affleck as one of the rapist, so I can watch him getting his *%@#$ Bitten off by Rose McGowan.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Jiveace

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Entry Hairspray

    by jdfincola

    Featuring revised songs like "It takes two...to perform a rape" and "You Can't Stop the Beat...ing by my fists".

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:09 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ANGEL HEART

    by abelkane3434

    Follows the book it was based on this time, "Falling Angel", and stays in NYC and Harlem. With Bill Moseley as Louie Cypher.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:10 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Jiveace

    Invasion of the Saucer Men. Give it a dark comedic tone and keep the original design of the Martians. Add some gore to the Martian attacks and set it during present day at a house party.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:12 p.m. CST

    entry; rob zombies equus

    by Zozma

    i apologize if you know what that is. but i wont pay for keyboard damages thus incured by vomiting

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Full Metal Jacket

    by se7en1999

    About the Iraq war. MUST bring back LEE ERMEY as the Drill SGT, and a fat Ben Affleck as PVT Gomer Pyle.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:14 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: LEGEND

    by abelkane3434

    Imagine Rob Zombie's version of Darkness. This time the girl actually falls for Darkness and wants to kil the last unicorn. No comedic elves. Jack falls for darkness too, and the fairy savs the day by bringing sunshine.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:15 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Sleepaway Camp

    by evad1018

    I wanted to say The Shining but I don't think that movie should ever be touched. I can remember being traumatized as a kid after I saw Sleepaway Camp for the first time. That was my first tranny experience and it came following some of the most inventive death scenes ever. I want to see what Rob Zombie does with the boiling hot water cafeteria death. I also want to see if he can find an actor brave enough to play a female and then reveal his dong at the end. You know I should win with this entry.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:16 p.m. CST

    Entry -Phantom of the Paradise

    by LordCriswell

    This would be a perfect match for Rob Zombie: Rock and Horror. Upgrade the gore and nudity quotient for a hard-R. Rob sez he doesn't normally try to do the music for his own movies, but since the songs are already written he can just update them to a newer, hard sound. In fact, bring in Paul Williams to write a couple of new songs for it. Casting wise, Rob himself should play Swan. Sid Haig can play Philbin, Swan's toady. Bill Moseley can play Winslow Leach/The Phantom. As for Phoenix, most would assume that Sherri Moon would play her, but Rob will do something different: Cast a young actress for Phoenix (maybe one of the 3 main girls from Halloween), and Sherri can play Beef! Think of it, Sherri can play Beef as an uber-Dyke, somewhat andogynous rock queen. Get a little lesbo seduction scene between her and Phoenix, and the fanboys will line up around the block!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Deliverance

    by se7en1999

    Ultra violent, with Ben Affleck in the Ned Beatty role.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Witches of Eastwick

    by swinky

    I would love to see this with a much harder edge. Have the witches sink lower in their desires. Make Daryl meaner and hungrier. Cast a bunch of unknowns this time that are willing to take a risk and show some skin. R-rated of course.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:21 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: STAR WARS

    by abelkane3434

    Vader is more like the Joker (crazy and revels in killing) and actually convinces Luke to join the darkside. Obi Wan was really an agent for Vader trying to help get Luke to the darkside. Solo saves the day because he does shoot first. And Solo beds the princess (Sheri Moon).

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:22 p.m. CST

    ENTRY The Crying Game

    by se7en1999

    With Ben Affleck as the ugly shemale.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Entry: Leave It To Beaver

    by got-mo_gitmo.mmm_thats_good

    Plot: TV show was just a psychotic mother's interpretation of a twisted family she helped raise. Movie is the real version of what went on. Beaver is actually a fetus that June keeps after she loses the pregnancy when Ward finds her preggers and beats her. He knows it's not his kid. Ward only likes to forcibly have sex with June in the pooper. Beaver's father is Eddie Haskell who impregnates June when he finds her passed out on the bathroom floor after she tries to kill herself by drinking floor wax. Wally is a severely mentally disabled teen who jerks off in front of people.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: FOOTLOOSE

    by abelkane3434

    Zombie plays it straight. However, more explicit on why dancing and rock had to banned. More of a rock soundtrack.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS

    by GhostKiller

    Russ Meyer and Rob Zombie could easily have been best friends. Sheri Moon as Kelly and Bill Moseley as, you guessed it, Z-Man. I can only imagine how great Moseley's version of "This is my happening and it freaks me out!" will be, and the more over the top this remake is, the better. If there's one thing Zombie can do, it's over the top. In addition, I think Zombie's vision of the tripped-out sixties would be pretty damn hilarious and entertaining.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY DareDevil

    by se7en1999

    WITHOUT Ben Affleck!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:27 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: DO NOT WANT

    by F-1000

    DO NOT WANT that DVD. And my submission is DO NOT WANT Rob Zombie to RE-IMAGINE ANYTHING. NOR MAKE ANY MORE MOVIES.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:29 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Witches

    by Maestro610

    THE WITCHES - I'd love to see Rob take on this "children's" film. It's pretty disturbing already but I think that it should be updated so it can scar a whole new generation of children. Sheri Moon could easily be the Grand High Witch, Rob seems to have no trouble casting disturbed children, and I'd love to see Ricky Gervais take Rowan Atkinson's part of the cleaver wielding magic rat killing hotel manager.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:31 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: 8MM

    by F-1000

    (Here's one for shits and giggles.) The only way I will stand another Rob Zombie re-imaging is if it is a remake of EIGHT MILLIMETER starring Rob Zombie, and two snuff film heroes hired to mutilate and dissect Mr. Zombie. <p>It would be more of a documentary of sorts I suppose. But I think with Mr. Zombie's caliber of talent it could be one of the most shocking and realistic portrayals of human brutality we've yet to see. No holds bars Rob! Take one for your art!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:31 p.m. CST

    Entry:Weekend at Bernies

    by zombiwolf

    Just have the same thing with more decomposing bodies and a gory decapitation finale

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:33 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Blood Beach

    by Gwai Lo

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water - you can't get to it. I always thought the concept behind Blood Beach was gleefully trashy, but the delivery left a lot to be desired. Some big monster dwells underneath a beach, sucking people into the sand and devouring them. However, the pace of the movie is glacial and kill scenes leave a lot to be desired. Zombie's brand of brutal camp would be perfect to re-imagine this chock-full-o-potential piece of trash! Plus he could cast John Saxon, who appeared in the original. I've always been of the belief that they should remake bad movies that had potential rather than good movies, and this is high on my list of contenders.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE LAST DETAIL

    by abelkane3434

    Whiskey, coke, X, weed, whores. Three marines go out for their last three days in the states before heading to Iraq. Meet all kinds of crazies and freak some people out too. Zac Efron goes against type and plays the crazy Nicholson like bad ass. Takes place in Baltimore.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Entry - THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH, AND THE W

    by RadierGummi

    Lucy Pevensie becomes an arrowhead ripper, a murderous killer hell bent on revenge after she watches a pirated copy of 'First Blood' and her favorite faun is killed in the magical land of Narnia. Includes a strip scene.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombies "The Carebear Movie"

    by Alkohal

    They don't care, unless your dead! Just make them like the christmas critters from south park in live action. itd be vicious!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY The Rocky Horror Picture Show

    by se7en1999

    With Ben Affleck as Dr. Frank-N-Furter or as Brad, and Jessica Alba as Janet.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:39 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by thebaroness

    Rob Zombie should re-imagine the early 1980's musical Xanadu. The main character, Keira, would be played by Sheri Moon. She would be a muse who convinces a young artist to kill for fame. Of course it is a musical so there would some nightmarish yet campy song and dance routines.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:40 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: West of Zanzibar

    by Banjoboy

    Bring the 1928 Tod Browning/Lon Chaney vehicle into the 1970's. Make Phroso a grindhouse makeup artist instead of a magician . . . and the rest of the story could follow along the lines of the original - with a little updating on how the natives are handled.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:41 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: ALICE IN WONDERLAND

    by zombiefairy74

    I KNOW ITS A REPEAT BUT THIS WOULD BE CRAZY! The Cat "We're all mad here" Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people. The Cat: Oh, you can't help that. Turn this into a WICKED VERSION WITH Drugs, psychedelic theme, Sexual Perversion, Madness, Bloody Violence. “"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Town That Dreaded Sundown

    by The_Creeper

    Zombie can bring his own twisted take on the true story of the masked killer that terrorized Texarkana years and years ago.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Entry - The Boys from Brazil

    by RaveX

    no, wait... it's already set to be fucked up by ratner.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:44 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

    by abelkane3434

    Told from the Union side and focuses on the killer of Wales family as he and his men are hunted down by Josey.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:46 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Ichi the Killer

    by se7en1999

    Ultra-violent so the original looks tame.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:47 p.m. CST

    Entry - Taxidermia

    by RaveX

    no joke here, this one might actually work...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:47 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: HOUSE by Steve Miner

    by loganjames

    I think a Horror/Comedy like this would be prefect for Zombie. The main character (Roger Cobb) could be played by Bruce Campbell. Instead of Richard Moll for the main villain he could cast Sid Haig. Zombie would be the perfect pick to update this classic. Just imagine the demons that would haunt that house if he was behind the wheel.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:48 p.m. CST

    Rob Zombies Kill Bill

    by Alkohal

    Sherri Moon as the Bride, Bill Mosley as Bill. Sid Haig as Budd. The Bride Kills Bill but this time its not just the five-point exploding heart that kills him. she rips his heart out of his chest eats it and has sex with his corpse for 40 minutes.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombies "Kill Bill"

    by Alkohal

    Sherri Moon as the Bride, Bill Mosley as Bill. Sid Haig as Budd. The Bride Kills Bill but this time its not just the five-point exploding heart that kills him. she rips his heart out of his chest eats it and has sex with his corpse for 40 minutes.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:49 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: NIGHT OF THE HUNTER

    by abelkane3434

    An even more surreal and nightmare like vision of a deranged and murderous preacher. This time he gets the money, only to die in a car accident and have it burn up. Karma's a bitch.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:52 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Rob Zombie's "LOST IN LA MANCHA"

    by INWOsuxRED

    A movie about Terry Gilliam not being able to make a movie is a fascinating tragedy, but a movie about Rob Zombie not being able to make a movie would be the best possible movie that could be made and still have Rob Zombie's name on it.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:54 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Irreversible

    by se7en1999

    With Ben Affleck as the guy who gets his face destroy with the fire extinguisher.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:55 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: TEEN WOLF

    by abelkane3434

    Change it to football and play up the animal instincts of the wolf. He fights an inner urge to kill/maim. Wins the big game as regular boy but nails Boof as wolf and as Scott, plus rails the blonde too.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 8:58 p.m. CST

    Teen Wolf, I'm going to go watch it now

    by abelkane3434

    great movie in a cheesy 80's way. Give me a keg of BEER.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:11 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Death Wish

    by WolfmanNards

    I know Death Sentence is more than a nod to the original Death Wish, being based on a novel by the same author and all, but Death Wish is a movie crying to be "re-imagined" The original film works for what it is. An incredible portrayal of a man fed up with a faulty system and therefore thrown into the world of vigilantism. Yet it is a movie thar most certainly could be updated, and Rob Zombie has just the gritty, harsh, brutal style to do the trick. I could see his version focusing more on the temper and thirst for vengeance that slowly builds and boils in a once calm, collected man. And once that temper pops, Zombie will have a hell of a time showing this man relieve himself.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Entry: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

    by Gorrister

    This is a story that SERIOUSLY needs someone like Rob Zombie to bring it to life. Think about it, it's a twisted story written by a drug-abusing pedophile who used to be a priest! Try reading that book while keeping these facts about Lewis Caroll in mind. It'll totally take on new meaning for you! (Besides, can you imagine the carnage he could bring to the 'Walrus and the Carpenter' story?)

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:17 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by Chumkid

    Rob Zombie should re-imagine his re-imagining of Halloween. And this time he should re-imagine a version that doesn't suck bronto.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:18 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: "TWO GIRLS, ONE CUP"

    by beastrow1970

    I envision lots of CG and Meryl Streep and Dame Judi Dench in the lead roles. And just think about it this way... it's not like he could make it any worse.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Labrynth

    by jayhest

    A Pseudo Sequel/Re-imagining Re-teaming Jennifer Conneley and Bowie in Jareth's kingdom that has become corrupted by the Goblin King's defeat. When Toby became a teenager, Jareth seduces him to return and makes him a general in the Goblin Army. Under the bitter King's tutelage, Toby has become an utter sociopath, and crushes all the good in the realm. As the ultimate revenge, Toby and Jareth take Sarah's 8 year old son and it's up to Sarah to set things right. The world is about as bleak, cynical , and vicious as one could possibly imagine. e.g.: firey's are cannibals, the traps are more deadly and more frequent. But we still needed to use puppets. Henson made you feel the puppets were alive. Zombie needs to make them scare the fuck out of you.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Entry: Hell House

    by WolfmanNards

    Richard Matheson's Hell House was one of the scariest haunted house stories I've read, and the 70's movie adaptation was okay, but didn't appropriately capture the ambient demonic tone that the book has. Zombie has a pension for making me feel unnerved in closed quarters with his characters. The firefly family home, and Michael Myers in any home are great examples. I think, if done right, Hell House could be more frightening than Amityville, or dare I say it, Poltergeist.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by pimpwhat

    Rob Zombie has a great sense of character development so he would be best reenvisioning "Showgirls". He could beef up the script and emphasize the sex and violence in an intriguing way. He has the ability to make Nomi (Elizabeth Berkley) into someone a character that people wanna watch, I can imagine a great backstory for the character.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Nightmare Before Christmas

    by SINSHINE

    Live action, Michael Jackson as Jack, Jack Black as Oogey Boogey, music covered by various metal acts, Sheri-Moon Zombie singing 'Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws!'

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:36 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Silent Night Deadly Night

    by Jay Mammoth

    A father getting murdered in front of his kids, a mother getting raped and then murdered in front of her kids sadistic orphanage nuns, and Bill Moseley for the part of Billy Chapman,Nuff Said.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:37 p.m. CST

    SillyPants!

    by GeekyAnimeNerd79Beyotch

    You got me, my friend!!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Entry - Ken Russell's The Devils

    by BGDAWES

    Just cause I think it'd work for some odd reason and he could use it as Oscar bait for his wife to play Redgrave's role. <br> <br> It'd be great to see Sheri Moon accept the award in a dress that would somehow display her bare ass on network tee vee.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:56 p.m. CST

    This talkback is going to be a gajillion entries in a week

    by TallBoy66

    Good lord, there's almost a full week of this? Holy kolker!!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's One Night in Paris

    by hallmitchell

    P. Hilton is answering her mobile. A masked avenger opens the door. Holding a massive knife.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:57 p.m. CST

    Entry: Forrest Gump

    by IAmLegendd

    The heartwarming tale of simple-minded Gumps initiation, and life of crime as the founding member of the Manson Family.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 9:59 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Back To School

    by hallmitchell

    Rob plays an elderly musician who's son goes to school and is struggling. Rob goes to school and becomes a serial killer.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10 p.m. CST

    Entry: The LOTR Trilogy

    by darthbinks1220

    Rob's re-imaging would become the "definitive" version.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:01 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Harvey

    by Unmutual

    Meet Elwood P. Dowd... Elwood: "Dowd's my name. Elwood P. You can never have too many friends." And his pal, Harvey. Elwood (cont) "Harvey's just about my best friend in the whole world. 'Mr. Dowd,' he said, 'I would do anything for you.'" Lightning flashes as a shadow is cast across the bed of a sleeping woman. A shadow... with rabbit ears. Elwood "Harvey's a Pooka." Mrs. Chumley: "A Pooka? Is that something new?" Elwood: "No. No, as I understand it, it's something very old." This summer... from Rob Zombie... and the Pulitzer Prize winning play by Mary Chase... Mr. Chumley: (delighted) "Harvey!" Myrtle-May: (exasperated) "Harvey!" Veta-Louise: (sinister) "Harvey!" Elwood: "Well, Harvey's his name!" SMASH CUT TO: close up of a woman screaming! A jagged, bloody logo tears across the screen. HARVEY

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:02 p.m. CST

    Entry: Legend

    by Belkon

    Rob and the corruption of innocence is a good combination. Plus a scene with the Devil and Lili getting their freak on when she fakes going bad would be sweet...

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Entry - Rob Zombie's X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes

    by Duke of Hurl

    Starring Christian Bale as Dr. James Xavier, with Sheri Moon Zombie as a sexy Dr. Diane Fairfax. Bale's Xavier will be a more bitchin version of the Ray Milland classic anti-hero, whose dangerous experiments with vision-altering drugs lead to his ability to peer through the fabric of reality as well as the fabric of Sheri Moon's skivvies.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Entry- The Witches

    by JamestheChamp

    Roald Dahl's classic book gets Zombified. A young child stumbles upon an age old tribe of witches and gets turned into a mouse. Upon his grandmother discovering this has happened, she gets even, and massacres said tribe. Classic.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:09 p.m. CST

    Entry: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

    by darthbinks1220

    Actually, it's already quite gross-out flick. As a change of pace, Zombie could make a tamer version, more in line w/ Raiders and Crusade.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    Entry

    by lacythegreat

    Rob Zombie does Daddy Day Camp. The kids are all really disturbed and are made to fight in a cage. The winner gets Cuba Gooding's head.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:10 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rob Zombie's Godzilla vs Mech King Kong

    by hallmitchell

    Rob's weakness is dialouge. He needs monsters. Rob's strength is visuals and mayhem. Play to Rob's strength. Monsters fighting and no dialouge.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Entry - Winner Right Here

    by enderandrew

    Sadly two people beat me to suggest Suspiria, but let me explain why it is perfect. A remake must add something unique. Suspiria is a great horror film, though dated. It was dark, and twisted. However as much as I like Jessica Harper is anything, the characterization could have been much better. Rob Zombie does character pieces. People may think he does horror films, but really he explores specific dark aspects of human nature in extreme circumstances. TDR is a great example of this. Honestly, I really didn't care for his take on Halloween, but I think he can even improve on Suspiria and make a better film than the original, while at the same time, so few people today know the film, that he isn't going to piss hardly anyone off with the remake/re-envision either.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY - Rob Zombie's SPAWN

    by insain9876

    I think this was a story and character with a shitload of potential that was extensively butchered in that first attempt. With Rob's approach to dark imagery, his original artwork included, I think would do that film some much needed justice. Plus the characters in the comic/cartoons/movie are already the perverted, sick, and foul mouthed creations Rob Zombie is obviously already comfortable with. Halloween was a classic that needed no real tampering in the first place. Spawn needed improvement in every aspect possible. Rob could make killer.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:16 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: Creature from the Black Lagoon

    by thedarklinglord

    First, keep the basic premise and, most importantly, the South American location intact and really use the location as a source of suspense and atmosphere (think Predator), but create a new mythology for the creature, maybe taking a more Lovecraftian approach to the creature's origins. Second, keep the creature as a man-in-suit/makeup special effect, except perhaps for underwater scenes where CGI might allow it to seem faster, deadlier, and more vicious (unless the budget won't allow for high quality CGI), and bulk the creature up to make it more threatening. Look to nature and borrow elements to make the creature into a serious badass. Third, ramp up the gore, but NOT at the expense of eerie suspense horror. Go for an R rating, but not because your characters say "Fuck" a lot or show their tits (though, work in at least one proper money shot of a topless hot chick sunbathing/swimmming). Fourth, don't shoot it in black and white, but show the influence by working with a very somber color scheme and moody lighting. Lastly, treat the original material with respect, pay homage without pissing all over the source material, and don't make it into some schlocky piece of shit full of overly pretty twenty-somethings and pop culture references for the Ritalin generation, but still make it something entirely unique and separate from the original.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    Entries: Ben-Hur, Ten Commandments, Dr. Zhivago

    by darthbinks1220

    Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, Godfather I & II-- epics, it's what Zombie does best! lol

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Phantom.

    by hallmitchell

    A superhero who is in the jungle. Uses alot of skulls. Has a wolf and a horse and fights pirates. Shot by Rob Zombie. I'm there.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Entry: The Born Losers

    by FrancoNeroLuv

    Biker Gang picks up square girls. Takes them back to beach lair for a drug/sex party.Girls freak out.Bikers harass girls to scare them out of talking to police. Enter Billy Jack, Half-Native American war vet with mad karate skills, to rescue the girls and take out the Bikers. Zombie would be perfect for this.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:34 p.m. CST

    ENTRY

    by magna617

    RobZombie's "The Wild Bunch" is perfect for Rob Zombie to try out a new genre yet stick with the grit of his previous films.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:37 p.m. CST

    ENTRY -- THE (REAL) EXORCIST 2

    by MrCatnip

    The demon Pazuzu is resurrected and seeks revenge against Regan. It taunts her by switching through the bodies of her loved ones and temporarily possessing them. Regan becomes increasingly unhinged by this and begins to go insane. Now the only one who can save her is the one person the demon cannot her -- Regan's son, a Seminary student.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST

    ENTRY: The Addams Family

    by beetlegeuse

    a family of twisted killers, could go real dark and real kick ass.

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Entry: Beetlejuice

    by beetlegeuse

    Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Entry: Rocky

    by darthbinks1220

    He's gonna eat lightning & crap thunder. Rob's pugilist will literally "have" to be put in a cage. Box office gold!

  • Dec. 13, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    ENTRY Recorded Live

    by pezjohnson

    This is a student film from 1975 that HBO used to show between movies. Rob could make it a 21st centrury take on it. The man coming for the interview could get attacked by video tape, then some sort of digital recording equipment. It might even go the TRON route and have the man fight the evil inside the computer. It's a silly idea, but the movie used to scare me when I was a kid when I saw it on HBO. Come on, a man get's eaten by animated video tape. Ahhhh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Qeee8D2Ro