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The Fake BNAT 9 Line-up!

Hey folks, Harry here... this is the first time in the history of doing these pre-lists that I've been drunk... but I just came in from the BNAT 9 pre-party where I discovered folks that flew from Poland, St. Louis and Los Angeles - all for a chance at the STAND BY LINE. Holy fuck... There were attempted bribes with booze and alcohol - which I drank and then gave them a "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU" in return... But they are in a Beagle and a Lil Heb's hands. Not mine.

So - now it is time to give you hints via an alternative list of titles that may - in some drunken delusional manner - relate to the films that may or may not be playing. Realize... I could just be fucking with you. So here we go...

1. ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976)

2. DUNE (1984)

3. KISS ME DEADLY (1955)

4. WAR AND PEACE (1956)

5. THE STORY DR. WASSELL (1944)

6. DR PHIBES RISES AGAIN (1972)

7. RAMBO (2008)

8. M (1931)

9. THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939)

10. DEMON WITH A GLASS HAND (1964)

11. LE FIN ABSOLUE DU MONDE (197?)

12. FREEWAY (1996)

So there ya go... There's little treats inbetween and tons of fun spread throughout. This will be a very very fun BNAT - So sit back and enjoy the brain teaser that is this list. Remember - it probably only makes sense in my mind... but then, it's my party, my celebration of film - btw - there's one of the films in that list above - that I don't even know what is in the line-up. The first time I've had a legitimate surprise in the last 7 years of BNAT.

For you going for STAND BY. I wish you the very best of luck... remember - it's on you to get your ticket for the drawing... and there's no need to get there before 11am, but don't be late. And everybody else - 10am - we're going to try to get everyone in before 11am, so we can get all the standby seats filled before 11:30, because - the show this year kinda kicks into gear with stuff on screen at approximately 11:40. SO - LET IT BEGIN!!!

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I'm SURE Rambo;s real
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:37:46 PM
wow, and first
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:38:01 PM
All Pres. Men = Vantage Point?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:43:24 PM
Demon w/ Glass Hand = Sweeney Todd?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:43:45 PM
I bet Cloverfield's on there
by Wed Vid Guy
Dec 7th, 2007
11:44:16 PM
am i the only one online right now?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:45:35 PM
My guesses.
by El Scorcho
Dec 7th, 2007
11:46:08 PM
they wont screen Cloverfield
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 7th, 2007
11:46:24 PM
Yeah...
by lacythegreat
Dec 7th, 2007
11:46:44 PM
I'll rephrase
by Wed Vid Guy
Dec 7th, 2007
11:48:43 PM
Hmmmmm...
by El Scorcho
Dec 7th, 2007
11:48:51 PM
Long shots...
by El Scorcho
Dec 7th, 2007
11:51:01 PM
Le Fin Absolu de Monde
by Holodigm
Dec 7th, 2007
11:56:35 PM
Ha I guess that's how ya got the bride
by Pipple
Dec 7th, 2007
11:59:32 PM
Freeway = Mirrors
by hamslime
Dec 7th, 2007
11:59:52 PM
All The President's Men...Charlie Wilson
by Canada's King
Dec 8th, 2007
12:02:28 AM
Unless Le Fin Absolu...
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 8th, 2007
12:24:10 AM
And, with all the complaining earlier this year
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 8th, 2007
12:30:29 AM
first time doing pre-list drunk
by MeshGearFoxx
Dec 8th, 2007
12:39:44 AM
Hell yeah!
by TheIronGiant
Dec 8th, 2007
12:47:06 AM
Kiss Me Deadly
by hamslime
Dec 8th, 2007
12:48:13 AM
Dune = Southland Tales
by hamslime
Dec 8th, 2007
12:54:34 AM
Get over yourself, fatass
by Bilblow
Dec 8th, 2007
01:07:56 AM
Hint or Not...
by john-cortez
Dec 8th, 2007
01:10:03 AM
wow bilblow is a total dickhead
by slappy jones
Dec 8th, 2007
01:20:16 AM
All The President's Men
by hamslime
Dec 8th, 2007
01:33:28 AM
predictions
by beefywhore
Dec 8th, 2007
01:34:17 AM
Wow Slappy Jones is more dense then Harry's colon
by Bilblow
Dec 8th, 2007
01:37:38 AM
Demon w/ the Glass Hand
by Beeslo
Dec 8th, 2007
01:42:50 AM
Dr. Wassell = Valkyrie
by hamslime
Dec 8th, 2007
01:49:07 AM
here are my guesses:
by frankenfickle
Dec 8th, 2007
01:54:37 AM
i bet rambo is real...
by billyhitchcock
Dec 8th, 2007
01:59:22 AM
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
by MaxTheSilent
Dec 8th, 2007
02:00:39 AM
WAY too early for Valkyrie, Hellboy 2, Speed Racer, etc.
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 8th, 2007
02:02:34 AM
Zodiac : Director's Cut would be sweet.
by hamslime
Dec 8th, 2007
02:13:17 AM
because I'm bored..
by TiPPiDa
Dec 8th, 2007
02:42:31 AM
Really who cares its the surprise...
by TheRealSeveren
Dec 8th, 2007
02:44:36 AM
ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN==?
by aint_it_cruel?
Dec 8th, 2007
06:46:51 AM
RAMBO (2008) ==?
by aint_it_cruel?
Dec 8th, 2007
06:52:21 AM
Knocked Up went over big last year...
by evolvingsensblty
Dec 8th, 2007
07:33:58 AM
Demon With A Glass Hand-
by RenoNevada2000
Dec 8th, 2007
08:27:25 AM
KISS ME DEADLY
by RenoNevada2000
Dec 8th, 2007
08:29:48 AM
bet trailer for star trek is there
by luckycreature
Dec 8th, 2007
09:22:07 AM
Duh
by Darth Busey
Dec 8th, 2007
09:30:49 AM
I hate it when Harry puts an unreleased movie in there
by chrth
Dec 8th, 2007
10:54:25 AM
I have the original Demon with a Glass Hand OUter Limits ep
by Stormwatcher
Dec 8th, 2007
10:56:13 AM
Bloated gloating ?
by RobinP
Dec 8th, 2007
11:42:56 AM
With All Due Respect...
by KDog629
Dec 8th, 2007
11:58:21 AM
Holy shit OttopartS is the fucking man
by johnyaztec
Dec 8th, 2007
01:34:22 PM
Will Harry show 2 girls one cup?
by johnyaztec
Dec 8th, 2007
01:36:11 PM
hook 'em
by PrettyNursePoppy
Dec 8th, 2007
01:58:05 PM
2 Girls One Cup
by Craig2574
Dec 8th, 2007
01:59:00 PM
I agree with KDog629
by Craig2574
Dec 8th, 2007
02:01:17 PM
Sweeney Todd is a sure shot
by Bizza
Dec 8th, 2007
02:05:58 PM
"Out there meeting some hotties" meaning...
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 8th, 2007
02:07:36 PM
Freeway
by FenwayFrank
Dec 8th, 2007
02:42:58 PM
bilblows comebacks are terrible
by slappy jones
Dec 8th, 2007
02:56:20 PM
Sweeney Todd
by thefutureoffilm
Dec 8th, 2007
03:09:48 PM
NotFunny
by godoffireinhell
Dec 8th, 2007
03:30:24 PM
I guess I'll be the one to say it...
by onusbone
Dec 8th, 2007
03:32:58 PM
All The President's Men == The Heidi Fleiss Story?
by Curious_Jorge
Dec 8th, 2007
03:58:45 PM
Two Classics and Charlie Wilson so far
by Germster
Dec 8th, 2007
04:04:38 PM
"M" is...
by cattivo
Dec 8th, 2007
04:04:53 PM
thefutureofflm
by McJakeG
Dec 8th, 2007
05:24:52 PM
Germster, you're awesome
by McJakeG
Dec 8th, 2007
06:01:05 PM
goodie bag
by MeshGearFoxx
Dec 8th, 2007
06:03:26 PM
um
by Holodigm
Dec 8th, 2007
06:19:57 PM
Freeway
by ChetPussy
Dec 8th, 2007
06:30:23 PM
I agree that the fake list serves no purpose whatsoever....
by Kirbymanly
Dec 8th, 2007
06:33:42 PM
Dune = Justice League: The New Frontier
by WONKABAR
Dec 8th, 2007
06:49:25 PM
Freeway = Fanboys
by WONKABAR
Dec 8th, 2007
07:01:00 PM
The fake list used to serve a purpose
by chrth
Dec 8th, 2007
07:05:33 PM
DUNE = WATERWORLD
by Mace Tofu
Dec 8th, 2007
07:18:24 PM
FREEWAY = HARD CANDY
by Mace Tofu
Dec 8th, 2007
07:24:34 PM
If any of you mother fuckers
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2007
08:58:25 PM
If any of you mother fuckers
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2007
08:58:41 PM
Damn
by Series7
Dec 8th, 2007
09:04:55 PM
Big Trouble in Little China
by greenhorn1
Dec 8th, 2007
09:50:06 PM
Troll?
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 8th, 2007
10:19:42 PM
I got it
by Vern
Dec 9th, 2007
02:31:50 AM
son of rambow
by Holodigm
Dec 9th, 2007
02:40:01 AM
I think you're right about Rambo/Ramblow...
by WONKABAR
Dec 9th, 2007
02:46:06 AM
My guesses ...
by ye olde shiza
Dec 9th, 2007
02:48:05 AM
ye olde shiza
by Holodigm
Dec 9th, 2007
03:11:57 AM
Forgetting Sarah Marshall or Pineapple Express has to be on ther
by smackvein
Dec 9th, 2007
03:12:09 AM
Dune
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 9th, 2007
04:32:33 AM
Dune = "There Will Be Blood"
by Mike_D
Dec 9th, 2007
04:54:41 AM
Rambo is obviously...
by hamslime
Dec 9th, 2007
05:01:20 AM
cloverfield
by johnyaztec
Dec 9th, 2007
07:48:03 AM
I also have a source at BNAT
by Garbageman33
Dec 9th, 2007
08:11:53 AM
My source inside tells me...
by gotilk
Dec 9th, 2007
08:18:29 AM
Ironic
by RobinP
Dec 9th, 2007
08:23:43 AM
Last year
by KneelBeforeZod
Dec 9th, 2007
09:49:53 AM
Sweeney Todd
by Germster
Dec 9th, 2007
10:22:27 AM
Kneel - no live blog
by Germster
Dec 9th, 2007
10:23:44 AM
Charlie Wilson's War????
by Nate Champion
Dec 9th, 2007
10:46:23 AM
"attempted bribes with booze and alcohol"...?
by ragingfluff
Dec 9th, 2007
10:52:01 AM
i always thought...
by Lt. Kaffee
Dec 9th, 2007
11:17:10 AM
To Nate Champion...
by Eternal Watcher
Dec 9th, 2007
11:22:26 AM
A BJ from Julia Roberts in a bikini?
by godoffireinhell
Dec 9th, 2007
12:21:40 PM
So.,..it's after 12:30 - any word actual attendee's????
by Johnny Law
Dec 9th, 2007
12:32:56 PM
last night
by thefutureoffilm
Dec 9th, 2007
12:42:07 PM
I got a report
by McJakeG
Dec 9th, 2007
01:20:22 PM
Man..
by JohnnyRicoHatesBugs
Dec 9th, 2007
01:25:15 PM
Wow, that's it?
by MichaelM
Dec 9th, 2007
01:26:30 PM
agreed
by McJakeG
Dec 9th, 2007
01:30:11 PM
Trick 'R Treat closes 'er off
by Canada's King
Dec 9th, 2007
01:35:53 PM
Really? Only 3 new titles, 2 of which
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
01:40:17 PM
So, Freeway =
by Catnip_Thieves
Dec 9th, 2007
02:01:46 PM
How was Trick 'R Treat??!?!?
by CarmillaVonDoom
Dec 9th, 2007
02:29:30 PM
Just got home from Butt-Numb-a-Thon
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
02:38:28 PM
From what I hear...
by GAH
Dec 9th, 2007
02:38:44 PM
Meh...
by NickCatal
Dec 9th, 2007
02:39:48 PM
Hell...
by GAH
Dec 9th, 2007
02:42:32 PM
Next Year - No Exclusives
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
02:49:17 PM
Free HD-DVD Players?
by thefutureoffilm
Dec 9th, 2007
03:03:48 PM
Hmmm.
by Tourist
Dec 9th, 2007
03:08:52 PM
Even sweeter...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:10:36 PM
BNAT film list here:
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:13:05 PM
Bonus Movie
by Toranaga
Dec 9th, 2007
03:16:58 PM
Bonus Movie is...
by McJakeG
Dec 9th, 2007
03:22:32 PM
The bonus movie is...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:23:19 PM
OK, so more new than was reported
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
03:23:35 PM
Farewell Uncle Tom?
by johnyaztec
Dec 9th, 2007
03:27:20 PM
Mongol was...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:38:07 PM
Mongol was...
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
03:40:11 PM

by GAH
Dec 9th, 2007
03:41:03 PM
Farewell Uncle Tom was...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:43:19 PM
Definitely...
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
03:44:58 PM
Oh.
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
03:52:55 PM
Mongol
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
04:02:58 PM
It keeps getting worse.
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
04:06:27 PM
Solution
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
04:10:23 PM
Mongol to 300
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 9th, 2007
04:10:38 PM
So long as they kept the scene...
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
04:16:14 PM
Clips from Fanboys?
by IMScully33
Dec 9th, 2007
04:21:58 PM
WTF happend to "Trick R' Treat"?
by Mike_D
Dec 9th, 2007
04:27:46 PM
Trick r' Treat
by IMScully33
Dec 9th, 2007
04:46:03 PM
Trick on you
by john-cortez
Dec 9th, 2007
04:50:35 PM
Then the WB marketing department woke up
by IMScully33
Dec 9th, 2007
04:56:39 PM
interesting that no one's mentioning how *good* CWW is
by Holodigm
Dec 9th, 2007
05:39:08 PM
Is anyone going to post the full lineup or all we care about is
by Nate Champion
Dec 9th, 2007
05:39:11 PM
did you guys REALLY think they'd show those?
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 9th, 2007
06:25:12 PM
ShiftyEyedDog2
by Funketeer
Dec 9th, 2007
06:32:49 PM
You guys need to read the talkback- the lineup
by WYLD STALLYNS RULES
Dec 9th, 2007
07:01:47 PM
RodHolt: Liar and bitch.
by Some Dude
Dec 9th, 2007
07:03:21 PM
A pretty solid lineup.
by 433
Dec 9th, 2007
07:29:53 PM
sigh of relief...
by TheRealSeveren
Dec 9th, 2007
09:13:29 PM
TheRealSeveren
by NickCatal
Dec 9th, 2007
09:53:48 PM
those standby-ers were warriors...
by kaylakro
Dec 9th, 2007
10:35:11 PM
Got in on standby...
by chaplinatemyshoe
Dec 9th, 2007
11:26:39 PM
DRAGONBALL to be shown at BNAT!!
by Mike_D
Dec 10th, 2007
12:43:26 AM
Funketeer
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 10th, 2007
12:55:19 AM
Shifty
by ye olde shiza
Dec 10th, 2007
01:01:44 AM
Cloverfield and Rambo were originally supposed to screen.
by Some Dude
Dec 10th, 2007
01:06:48 AM
BNAT
by TiPPiDa
Dec 10th, 2007
01:11:27 AM
I think nailed it.
by ironburl
Dec 10th, 2007
01:36:18 AM
FROM WIKI: THE OFFICIAL LIST FOR 2007
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 10th, 2007
05:36:57 AM
If that's the real line-up on Wiki...
by Abin Sur
Dec 10th, 2007
06:52:51 AM
birdy birdman tells the truth
by Magnum Opus
Dec 10th, 2007
09:39:20 AM
Phantom of the Paradise
by gotilk
Dec 10th, 2007
09:47:00 AM
For fear of messing up my chances in the future...
by Han Ol' Buddy
Dec 10th, 2007
09:56:38 AM
I Survived BNAT 9!
by mlvc111
Dec 10th, 2007
10:52:25 AM
So mlvc111
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
11:37:55 AM
BNAT 9 was incredible.
by Stubbadub
Dec 10th, 2007
12:20:45 PM
Sorry about that post
by Stubbadub
Dec 10th, 2007
12:25:08 PM
gotta do this < p > to put paragraph spaces
by George Newman
Dec 10th, 2007
01:58:09 PM
George Newman & RodHolt
by Stubbadub
Dec 10th, 2007
02:34:57 PM
If Cloverfield and/or RAMBO had screened...
by Abin Sur
Dec 10th, 2007
02:37:41 PM
RodHolt: The internet is laughing at you.
by Some Dude
Dec 10th, 2007
02:54:14 PM
So the whole point of BNAT was to push HD-DVD
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 10th, 2007
03:04:23 PM
I hate people like RodHolt
by Garbageman33
Dec 10th, 2007
03:36:27 PM
What other swag
by BigFo
Dec 10th, 2007
03:38:42 PM
Looks really disappointing.
by jrbarker
Dec 10th, 2007
04:01:32 PM
Did Portland, St Louis or Los Angeles Get In?
by sandman642
Dec 10th, 2007
04:04:37 PM
Taking nothing from BNAT 9
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
04:16:50 PM
RodHolt
by lacythegreat
Dec 10th, 2007
04:28:02 PM
I love BNAT!!!
by hippolyta
Dec 10th, 2007
04:40:32 PM
sandman and gift bags
by kaylakro
Dec 10th, 2007
04:47:47 PM
Seriouly...if you came from out of town...
by TheRealSeveren
Dec 10th, 2007
04:49:35 PM
RodHolt
by chaplinatemyshoe
Dec 10th, 2007
04:57:26 PM
what a gentleman
by DaleTremont
Dec 10th, 2007
05:26:14 PM
Well, I didn't go but...
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 10th, 2007
05:27:52 PM
Seems...
by Tourist
Dec 10th, 2007
05:50:21 PM
Have we confirmed ...
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
05:57:14 PM
Not great, but a solid lineup
by Bob of the Shire
Dec 10th, 2007
06:01:41 PM
Wah Happened?
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
06:02:36 PM
Yoink!
by CarmillaVonDoom
Dec 10th, 2007
06:07:10 PM
You are right Carmilla!
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
06:11:45 PM
ALMOST right
by CarmillaVonDoom
Dec 10th, 2007
06:35:48 PM
poughkeepsie tapes
by smaointe76
Dec 10th, 2007
07:08:38 PM
The silence is deafening!!!
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Dec 10th, 2007
07:25:54 PM
Poughkeepsie
by footnotegirl
Dec 10th, 2007
08:42:49 PM
Hey RodHolt...
by TheRealSeveren
Dec 10th, 2007
08:47:15 PM
It was a lot of fun
by Toxic Frog
Dec 10th, 2007
08:57:23 PM
Son of Rambow
by Bob Loblaw Law Blog
Dec 10th, 2007
09:57:06 PM

by smallerdemon
Dec 10th, 2007
10:56:19 PM
Sounds like a cool line up.
by The Brain Machine
Dec 10th, 2007
11:05:25 PM
SIGH
by mukhtabi
Dec 11th, 2007
12:03:39 AM
RodHole: We are still laughing.
by Some Dude
Dec 11th, 2007
01:25:27 AM
mukhtabi
by ShiftyEyedDog2
Dec 11th, 2007
03:58:45 AM
I entirely agree
by mukhtabi
Dec 11th, 2007
12:05:43 PM
RodHolt
by lacythegreat
Dec 12th, 2007
03:24:37 PM
What the Hell Happened to the BNAT Summary?
by Read and Shut Up
Dec 12th, 2007
06:50:02 PM
i think they should show Goodbye Uncle Tom
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 12th, 2007
10:02:41 PM
this fake line up bit is incredibly stupid.
by gringostar
Dec 17th, 2007
06:47:08 PM

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