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The Fake BNAT 9 Line-up!

Hey folks, Harry here... this is the first time in the history of doing these pre-lists that I've been drunk... but I just came in from the BNAT 9 pre-party where I discovered folks that flew from Poland, St. Louis and Los Angeles - all for a chance at the STAND BY LINE. Holy fuck... There were attempted bribes with booze and alcohol - which I drank and then gave them a "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU" in return... But they are in a Beagle and a Lil Heb's hands. Not mine. So - now it is time to give you hints via an alternative list of titles that may - in some drunken delusional manner - relate to the films that may or may not be playing. Realize... I could just be fucking with you. So here we go... 1. ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN (1976) 2. DUNE (1984) 3. KISS ME DEADLY (1955) 4. WAR AND PEACE (1956) 5. THE STORY DR. WASSELL (1944) 6. DR PHIBES RISES AGAIN (1972) 7. RAMBO (2008) 8. M (1931) 9. THE PHANTOM CREEPS (1939) 10. DEMON WITH A GLASS HAND (1964) 11. LE FIN ABSOLUE DU MONDE (197?) 12. FREEWAY (1996) So there ya go... There's little treats inbetween and tons of fun spread throughout. This will be a very very fun BNAT - So sit back and enjoy the brain teaser that is this list. Remember - it probably only makes sense in my mind... but then, it's my party, my celebration of film - btw - there's one of the films in that list above - that I don't even know what is in the line-up. The first time I've had a legitimate surprise in the last 7 years of BNAT. For you going for STAND BY. I wish you the very best of luck... remember - it's on you to get your ticket for the drawing... and there's no need to get there before 11am, but don't be late. And everybody else - 10am - we're going to try to get everyone in before 11am, so we can get all the standby seats filled before 11:30, because - the show this year kinda kicks into gear with stuff on screen at approximately 11:40. SO - LET IT BEGIN!!!

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