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There's A SEX AND THE CITY Movie Trailer Online (If Anyone Cares)

Merrick here...
I really, really, really most sincerely hate the self-absorbed, smarmy-ass bullshit that is SEX AND THE CITY. This said...HERE's a damn trailer for the new movie.

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  • Dec. 6, 2007, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Seriously

    by calnorso

    Why are we reporting Sex and the City news here?

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST

    God help us.

    by Crimson King

    May the Lord have mercy on our souls.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    Sarah Jessica Parker...

    by That 70s Venom

    ...is the Cloverfield monster. If that won't make you so scared that you spill your popcorn in the theatre then I don't know what will!

  • I wouldn't fuck any of them if they paid me.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:02 p.m. CST

    What a horrible trailer

    by GregoryHarbin

    Surely SATC doesn't have a big enough following that just saying "hey look we made a movie" will pull in 20 million viewers?

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:03 p.m. CST

    Is there any sex in this movie?

    by Smerdyakov

    Word association game....ugly...dull...old...dyke.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST

    all you can do is hope for lots of nudity

    by Jubba

    and minimal giant-nose closeups

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:05 p.m. CST

    Fart

    by Pipple

    My fart was more interesting than a bunch of whiny old women.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST

    WTF

    by fractureJonze

    You obviously know its non-news that the readers don't care about, so why even post it?! Did someone make you?

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    My dick just comitted suicide

    by Wed Vid Guy

    Fuck you. Fuck you very much.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Definitely don't care.

    by El Scorcho

    At all.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:23 p.m. CST

    I think I just sprouted a vagina

    by SpanksterOfLove

    I swear after watching that trailer, my cock just shrivled up and fell off. But in its place sprouted a beautiful pink vagina. I think I'll go play with it right now. Thanks Sex and the City!

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:25 p.m. CST

    Looks better than Speed Racer

    by canopus

    Well, except for Christina Ricci, she was hotter than these chicks. My girlfriend used to watch this show, it wasn't bad, a lot better than the Lifetime movies I suffered through.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:38 p.m. CST

    If I don't go see Sex in the City

    by Nerdgasm

    with my wife...there won't be any Sex in the City (or country or anywhere else) for me for at least six months. God, the things guys do to keep their dicks happy.

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Yay shriveled up vaginas on the big screen!

    by Orionsangels

  • Dec. 6, 2007, 11:53 p.m. CST

    I don't care because I'm not gay

    by nerosday

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:25 a.m. CST

    Waste of the 35,000th story

    by BitterMan23

    I hope this movie tanks, Cajun style

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:30 a.m. CST

    watched the first season

    by frankenfickle

    on dvd recently. this show is aggravating and annoying as all hell. ALL HELL. pass.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:53 a.m. CST

    Oh Jesus people, GROW UP!

    by kdraines

    I've never heard such a whiny ass group of pussies so threatened by a simple little movie. You're all worse than a bunch of gossiping Sex and the City women could ever be. I'm embarrassed for all of you.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:03 a.m. CST

    kim cattrall's breats are nice.

    by ironic_name

    yummy!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:10 a.m. CST

    I normally hate this stuff, but the writing for the show was pre

    by JunoFallon

    That is all.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    So it's a show about three hookers and their mom?

    by Burgundy82

    Lowest populated talkback ever? Maybe.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:23 a.m. CST

    This multimedia franchise exists solely...

    by Burgundy82

    for women to get together and talk about fucking shoes and which one of them is which character. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Then again, a lot of my friends do the same thing with Entouage and The Office, so... we're all a bunch of fucking idiots, pretty much — the whole planet.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:58 a.m. CST

    by codymr

    My girl friend at the time made me watch this show. It was not bad... The writing was far better than a lot of the other weepy garbage she made me watch... but a movie? Really?! Don't quite understand why AICN is reporting this. Why not use the space for more interesting fare like The Diving Bell and the Butterfly which was shot by Janusz Kaminski. Thought this was a film site, not a fluff site.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:16 a.m. CST

    i just ballooned tits

    by Prossor

    i'm going to suck my ripe jugs now.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:34 a.m. CST

    MILFs! The movie.

    by Trader Groucho 2

    Can't believe nobody said it yet.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:36 a.m. CST

    get the fuck over it

    by ianrewel

    jesus get the fuck over it, we are just not the target audience for this. It was well written and entertained it's specific target audience. this is (sometimes) a movie site which reports mayor movie news, and this movie will make a ton of cash

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 5:16 a.m. CST

    I fucking love sex and the city

    by BendersShinyAss

    So yes, I care that there's a trailer online. It's a fucking top show, and if you don't watch it, then you have no right saying how shit it is.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 5:27 a.m. CST

    Lets face it....

    by Underdogthe3rd

    Girl power is dead (thank god!)

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 5:29 a.m. CST

    haha

    by BendersShinyAss

    It looks a fuck load better than speed racer, I'll give it that.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 6:13 a.m. CST

    Bender - it's shit

    by just pillow talk

    My wife loved that show, so of course I've seen a couple of episodes by default. <p>It's shit.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 6:41 a.m. CST

    I like the one who's dead inside...

    by Kubla_Khan

    ...oh wait, that's all of them.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 6:49 a.m. CST

    AICN STAFF IMPORTANT NOTE.

    by A G

    These AOL trailers aren't available, they WILL NOT load for people in the UK and I'm therefore guessing mainland Europe.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:01 a.m. CST

    Nostalgia hump? That chick who was Ming's daughter in the origin

    by Kubla_Khan

    Crack out your boreworm.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:03 a.m. CST

    EDIT FUNCTION! PLEASE!

    by Kubla_Khan

    That title should finish, "original Flash Gordon movie". Bah.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:07 a.m. CST

    Looks better then Speed Racer...

    by wowsucks

    Nuff said.. ouch...

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:07 a.m. CST

    extremely valid point...

    by just pillow talk

    but then again, didn't you get your wife to sit down and watch the Leprechaun? She is wise beyond her years...

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Aye Carumbah!!!

    by Dr Uwe Boll

    Wow, that shot in the trailer of Sarah Jessica Parker holding the string of pearls as she tilts her head back is like watching a shaved balding-dog, it's ugly nutsack hanging out walking around on its hind legs trying to look "sexy". Having said that, the show had its moments. Cattrall in real life (ie without the magic of soft gel lenses) looks as grizzled as a bums nut sack (sorry, it pains me to say it but it is in fact true - her skin is more leathery than a very leathery thing).

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:25 a.m. CST

    Most overrated show ever

    by Jor-El23

    well not really, but it's pretty overrated. Why do chick shows suck so much?

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:45 a.m. CST

    Blergh

    by Stuart-Renton

    Just listen to yourselves - bitching and griping about appearance - you're more judgmental and shallow than the women on the show... If you don't like it then don't watch the movie, but really, has it suddenly become cool to be a bunch of whiny and vapid bitches?

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:59 a.m. CST

    Insert joke about Nipples On Batsuit here:

    by DerLanghaarige

    _________________________________<br> Get it? Nipples!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Would it kill someone...

    by Dr Uwe Boll

    to tell Sarah Jessica Parker not to dress like a boho hooker - just once! The opening VO sounds like lyrics from the spice girls (Friendship is forever??? gahhh). Rawrrrr - this cat has claws!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:19 a.m. CST

    I'd do the redhead

    by BigTexas42

    cuz I've never done a redhead before, and I'd like to see what doing a redhead is like. redhead. pass the cheetos.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:23 a.m. CST

    It confounds me Jarv

    by Dr Uwe Boll

    If you were at a party and Sarah Jessica Parker walked up to you wearing (insert crazy woman clothes here) you'd flee in terror (or at least assume she was desperate and had VD). Cattral at least dresses sensibly, the dark haired one is okay and I admit, I'd boink the red head had she not gone all lesbo on us a couple of years back (ah, I'm such a slut). I'm watching the trailer over and over like the Zapruder film, it's both horrible and riveting at the same time.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:36 a.m. CST

    Merrick

    by thecheesegrommit

    I really really hate the self important, insecure, justifying type styling you call writing. Get over yourself. That said, it was pretty much a non trailer. I do love the show though.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:43 a.m. CST

    i kinda liked it

    by aestheticity

    if it was on id watch it. i hate them all and i liked seeing how rarely the prissy brunette got laid because she was the only halfway attractive one and it just appealed to my sense of irony that the showrunners surely knew this when casting.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:43 a.m. CST

    Why is this on a genre site?

    by Sith Witch

    Are there really people here that are looking forward to this? I mean, it's like the time Harry confoundedly posted reviews of the movie Stepmom back in fall of 1998. ? ?

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:44 a.m. CST

    Um,your right...

    by DoctorWho?

    No one cares.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:45 a.m. CST

    Fuck this shit.

    by Harry Weinstein

    Putting this news on AICN is like throwing 500 pounds of raw steak into a shark cage. Perhaps that was the point. But I won't even click the trailer link because I don't want it to count as another "view" of the damn thing. Only way I'd even watch an Internet bootleg is if someone shits all over Sarah Jessica Parker's face in close-up. Not that you could really tell the difference. At least it's not a FRIENDS movie.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:57 a.m. CST

    "shit stained"

    by Dr Uwe Boll

    hmmmm, clearly one to avoid. Perhaps Parker can be alerted to her existence in order to wear her particular "brand" of boho in the inevitable SATC sequel.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Just for the record

    by kafka07

    I don't give a shit

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9 a.m. CST

    Throw that Kitten to the Pitbulls

    by redfist

    Why did they even bring up this shit topic? You know that us militants would take off nuke this bitch from orbit. The only way that I would watch this flick is if they all 4 give up getting cock and go dyke...one did in real life. There would have to be a 4 way Trib going on and then I would go see it.....that and if my wife asked me to take her to see it.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:01 a.m. CST

    this year's Snakes on a Plane

    by Spandau Belly

    can't wait.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Is this gonna be on IMAX 3D?

    by Crimson King

    'Cause it should be.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:29 a.m. CST

    One plus: take a date to this and you'll get laid...

    by Rubiks Doob

    I could not agree more with the negative comments on this flick, can't stand 'City' and the skanks on it. That said, many women *love* this show and it gets them horny. So if you'd like to get laid, add taking a date to this movie to your gameplan.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Great post Conspiracy...

    by DoctorWho?

    Made me laugh.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:40 a.m. CST

    Isn't Zemekis directing this?

    by Spandau Belly

    That motion capture looks almost as good as Beowulf, though a bit wrinkly around the eyes.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:45 a.m. CST

    worst trailer ever...

    by FleshMachine

    that really sucked.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Bought my wife the DVD set...

    by idahomer

    She loves SATC. I find some of it okay. It will be getting our $14 (bargin showing) because there is no way I can get out of it. And we all know that any of us with a Significant Other will be there.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Wow, expressions of female sexuality really threaten, don't they

    by gruntybear

    I guess this generation's crop of doe-eyed, over-producted metrosexual Zac Efron-type boy-children gets super-threatened when the objects of their frantic fapping aren't safe, empty-headed, cooing, 5-foot tall, emaciated to the point where their hip-bones are sharp as needles and their fun-bags are barely a fleshy scrim over otherwise boy-sized pectoral muscles. Grown women, with actual opinions about how a man's supposed to please really scare the little boys nowadays, don't they? Funny how the tables turn.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Senior Sex In the City

    by kevinwillis.net

    Kim Kattral gets done from behind while supporting herself on her walker. Sarah Jessica Parker blows her social security check on a $700 pair of shoes. Awesome!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 10:23 a.m. CST

    I agree with kdraines. Why are you all so against a movie that

    by Samuel Steamer

    Come to think of it. Why is this being showcased here? Nobody that comes here wants to see it. Actually, I'd see it with my wife. There usually some T&A.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 10:47 a.m. CST

    ?

    by Craig2574

    Come one guys the only reason you are flaming this film is because you would not have a shot at any women who looks like that in your lifetime!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Come out!

    by MattGuyOR

    It's a great show, and it will be a great movie, too. If you're not interested, why'd you even click on the link? Even more, why are you posting about it to??? I think there's a bunch of closet SATC fans in here! It's ok boy, you can come out!!!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11 a.m. CST

    I love it when Merrick posts a S&TC talkback

    by chrth

    Such good times.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST

    I would only see this movie...

    by Jaffa8

    if the 4 chicks get buck naked and have their legs in the air for 90 minutes while getting plowed. BRUTHER!!!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:16 a.m. CST

    SATC: Necrophilia - Dead Man's Pest

    by Kubla_Khan

    Plot is, they all get REALLY desperate.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:30 a.m. CST

    Fucking Horse Face.

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    nuff said.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:37 a.m. CST

    for the best SATC TB go to

    by Kloipy

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33233

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:37 a.m. CST

    If my wife watched SITC...

    by wash

    I'd divorce her.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:38 a.m. CST

    I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE GOLDEN GIRLS

    by Kloipy

    LET THE FUN COMMENCE!!!!!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:46 a.m. CST

    do i really have a face like a horse?

    by canvasseamonkey

    sjp

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:49 a.m. CST

    canvasseamonkey

    by Kloipy

    yes

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:52 a.m. CST

    I'm right with Merrick...

    by -guyinthebackrow

    ... on this one.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:02 p.m. CST

    I CANNOT

    by Series7

    WAIT for this. No fake, movie of the year hands down...fuck HBO shows. Showtime so much better... minus crub. The Mob show would make for a better movie but I did not care for that show... because it insists upon itself.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:10 p.m. CST

    we so don't care

    by Rupee88

    what is it with the early and extreme pimping of this non-genre film on this site?

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST

    TOO LATE!!!!

    by BringingSexyBack

    I'm going to watch this movie but I wish SJP and Kim Cattrall had put aside their spat and made this movie soon after the series ended. Too much time has passed. But I still support SATC. Much love, Bringingsexyback.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:16 p.m. CST

    Series 7, we need a Dexter TB

    by Kloipy

    I don't know if you watch that show or not, but hot damn, i need to know what happens

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:28 p.m. CST

    I never saw the show

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Won't see the movie. I'm guessing it's a chick movie, right? I mean, is there a reason guys should care? Those SiC chicks aren't really hot anyway.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:33 p.m. CST

    Maybe AICN reported this because...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...there's a lot of smackfu in the movie that we didn't know about. Or some giant fighting robots, or a machete-wielding psychopath, or a quartet of over-the-hill whores whose moral compass is broken, so they suck and fuck their way to validity and acceptance.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:40 p.m. CST

    Exclusive!! Dialogue from the Movie!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I just intercepted a part of the script for the SATC movie! Here is a look at one of the many HOT LOVE SEQUENCES!<p> EXTERIOR: Outside apartment building, slowly pan in on window. <p> INTERIOR: Shot of clothes scattered absently on living room floor, camera follows trail of undergarments on floor to bedroom as sounds of moaning are heard, until we arrive at bed, where... <p> UNIDENTIFIED MAN: Yeah, take that,you whore--you like that?<p> CARRIE: Uhnnfhhhuhhh, yeah...<p> MAN: 'Cause you're my little whore!<p> CARRIE: (face-down in pillow, words come out muffled) Uhhnn yeah daddy...<p> MAN: You want this. You want what I got, don't you, Snuffleuphagus?<p> CARRIE: Ohhawwwwshit it HURTS!!<p> MAN: (grunting) you just shut up and TAKE it, Pinnochio Girl!!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 12:54 p.m. CST

    Gruntybear

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Your argument does not work on me, because I'm an equal-opportunity hater. I deplore male characters who are promiscuous and superficial just as much, if not more, than banal women. I've seen some of Grey's Anatomy, which my wife watches, and I think the male doctors on that show are whores as much as the bitches are whores, and I find none of them likeable, although I would like to do foul things to that main character, Meredith, with my blood-engorged pee-pee, even though her face looks funny and is inexplicably shiny half the time. Confident women do not threaten me, nor do smart or successful women. But from what commercials I saw about SATC, they are mostly desperate women. Desperate for attention and acceptance, desperate because their bio clocks are ticking and they're realizing they might die unmarried and childless, and that's the kind of shit you don't find in promiscuous guys. When guys are promiscuous, it's simply because they want to get laid, and whatever emotional stakes they had in the seduction process gets washed out with the jizz, literally. Most of the time, women have alterior motives, because lots of women really don't care about sex and they use it only because they know men DO. Like these kuntyhores!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    The final (bad) breath of Kim Cattrall

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Cattrall is a genuine p.r. whore, still fancying herself to be a 21-year-old bombshell (she was 21 back in 1975 when she made her film debut). She pranced around nude on the STAR TREK VI set, hoping not only for a photo op but an opportunity to circumvent the limelight from her co-players (Paramount reprimanded her). But, these days, she's pretty pathetic. Maybe the post-middle age couch potatoes are turned-on by her flirtations but on/off-scren she's a turn-off (after SEX/CITY was mercifully cancelled, Cattrall pledged to hone a movie career...anyone remember ICE PRINCESS and THE TIGER'S TAIL? Neither do I). She's ony active now as a publicity parasite (second only to Jesse Jackson in this department).

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Harrry's SITC trailer review

    by pvs

    THIS TRAILER IS 1 CUP OF FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED JOAN RIVER'S PUSSY JUICE!!!!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:33 p.m. CST

    Aw...

    by dr_john_zoidberg

    This show wasn't THAT bad, fellas. Any of you that have wives or girlfriends won't have a choice in the matter, anyhow. See you in May. This movie will be much different than the tone of the show. When the series ended, all 4 of them were in serious long term relationships/marraiges. So they should change the title to "Sex Once a Month or So In the City"

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:38 p.m. CST

    GIVE ME CATTRALL'S CHOCOLATE COATED MUD FLAPS!

    by Dr. Egon Spengler

    Now that would be a snack, would it not?! And this looks just like the show, but my wife will love it.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST

    I have three words for you

    by Abominable Snowcone

    John fuckin' Rambo. I had to say it just to grow back my weener.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:31 p.m. CST

    If only this came out the same day as RAMBO

    by la_sith

    .

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:43 p.m. CST

    Abonimable...

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    "But from what commercials I saw about SATC..." So then you never even watched it? How can you have an opinion based on a commercial? Thats like system fanboys who are like "WHAT 6 OUT OF 10?!!?!? YOUR CRAZY, THE TRAILER FOR THAT GAME LOOKS SICK! AND I JUST BOOTED IT UP AND PLAYED THE FIRST 2 MINUTES AND ITS GREAT!" And I love Greys Anatomy... but really don't like many of the cast lol. I absolutely hate meredith. #1 She is ever so but ugly. #2 She is just a heartless bitch. That show should be renamed izzies anatomy.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:48 p.m. CST

    FrankenFricke...

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    The show is in my opinion one of the best TV shows ever.. not top 5, maybe even not top 10, but up there. But the first season sucks for the most part lol. So don't judge it on that. You may hate it even after seeing all the seasons, I dunno, but don't base it on that first one, because even from my view as a fan that first season was very subpar. Its kinda like Buffy's first season.. it was fun and campy and stuff, ya know good and all... but nothing compared to the seasons that would follow. But then again Buffys first season WAS really good, just not great... whereas SATC first was... just.. meh.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    GREAT SHOW

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    And I guarantee 99% of the people who say "its shit, my wife watched it so I kinda had to every now and then..." are 27 year old WOW playing never go outside lying virgins who are afraid of all types of woman. I mean please, why the hell else would they come and constantly complain about how horrible the show was on every single talkback? If you hated the show, don't see the movie, don't read the info, don't watch the trailer, don't write the talkbacks... but no its almost like you are angry at the show... its kinda sad.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:05 p.m. CST

    It's too sexy

    by versatol

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    This isn't any dif. than dumbass action films you

    by GQtaste

    nerds go for! It's a fantasy for certain women out there. Not unlike, I am Legend, Transformers, Next, Cloverfeld, Iron Man, et al. Only thing is the ladies out there don't make as much fun of you guys! It's sad when young men are more insecure than women. Who would have thought that?

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:27 p.m. CST

    GQtaste

    by Kloipy

    no it's a lot different. I only want to see Kim Cattrell one place and that's Little China

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:29 p.m. CST

    FuckMichaelBay...

    by YouIgnorantGeeks

    I don't work for SATC... but I just loved the show. I got into it through my girlfriend at the time and was very skepticle at first, I thought it must suck and be girly but I sat through that episode when she asked me to give it a chance and I really enjoyed it... and been a bigger fan then her ever since. A part of it is definitely living in NYC, even if it is the staten island borough lol.... If it took place in Chicago or L.A. I have no doubt I wouldnt like it as much, but Id still like it.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:38 p.m. CST

    Wrong audience

    by GibsonUSA

    I do not believe this should have been posted here lol.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:40 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by just pillow talk

    And when mentioned on Mystery Science Theater...Kim Cattrall, Kim Cattrall!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    true I'd love to see Crow's take on SACT

    by Kloipy

    EXTREME RICE!

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    I think we can all agree that this movie would be awesome

    by Kloipy

    if it was starring Kathy Bates, Warwick Davis, Ice-T, Coolio and Postmaster P, and the title was Leprachaun Sex and the City

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Pre 9-11

    by EPE

    I don't know what Juno meant by Pre, but I've come to the conclusion that the show tanked after 9-11. Suddenly the flirty activities of the group in NYC was looked at as superficial (more than they already were).

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 4:48 p.m. CST

    Kloipy, I don't favor the show either

    by GQtaste

    it's just that the contributors put this on here simply to get a rise out of you dudes and get quit a bit of traffic. And you guys fall right into their hands everytime when it comes to this project. To me, this show is comparable to Entourage. Both our simply fantasy shows for gender to get lost in. Problem is, some of your girlfriends didn't see it as that and it scared a lot of you guys thinking your lady will go out and fuck anything that moves.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 5:21 p.m. CST

    I guess I'm the only straight male who likes the show.

    by Lenny Nero

    I have a feeling that, like a lot of haters on this site, most people here haven't seen more than one episode. Hell, I can probably hate any show on the basis of a bad episode. (every show has one. Don't deny it!) <p>But hey, whatever. Different strokes for different folks.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    It really is a great show

    by NYC

    And most of you geeks trashing it and calling the ladies ugly, probably couldn't get Cynthia Nixon's grandma into bed. Fuckin' losers.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    Oh Yeah!!

    by micturatingbenjamin

    This is the movie about the show where a bunch of middle aged mummies have really awful sex with middle aged and just below middle aged dudes. The chick from Mannequin looks like Tot at the end of Raiders now...or one of those aliens from Signs. Pass......

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 6:50 p.m. CST

    And before you start...

    by micturatingbenjamin

    Saying, you couldn't get so-and-so's grandma, I'm saying these ladies look like someone's grandma. In either case I'd be fantasizing, and no one fantasizes about the lady who doesn't know when to stop clubbing. No one male, anyway. It's not empowering to get spoo in your hair and then gab about it at breakfast or at a bar, it's what chicks do. There's one episode where there's a fistfight between the dude from Mr. Deeds and the DJ from Northern Exposure. That was kind of funny. Because I can't imagine they'd fight over Parker's raptor-faced oldness. I'm fairly sure they could hit something a bit younger. Like Stonehenge.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Series7

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Kloipy

    by Series7

    Yeah I'm down for a Dexter talk back. As long as someone pays my showtime bill. I need to read the second novel.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 7:55 p.m. CST

    micturatingbenjamin...

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Loved your Cattrall/Tot and Parker/raptor commentary; we're trapped in the northeast ice drift and needed a laugh. We're supposed to think these chicks are hot as a Cajun barbecue...in truth, however, these whining bimbos are as dead cold as a forgotten TV dinner. Cattrall is the new Mae West; an overage cow who thinks that she's Aphrodite.

  • Dec. 7, 2007, 11:27 p.m. CST

    HD can't be good for that Horsefaced Crow

    by AlwaysThere

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 1:37 a.m. CST

    I'm not threatened by strong, confident women

    by Harry Weinstein

    I'm irritated by this wack-ass show. So are most strong, confident women that I know. No, I gots the secret stash of Chick Flicks That Don't Suck Ass. That and some Colt 45. Because everyone knows about Colt 45.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 2:14 a.m. CST

    Went to see the Golden Compass and this trailer screened with it

    by Valin Kenobi

    I thought that was rather odd.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 2:20 a.m. CST

    Obviously most of the haters on here aren't getting laid

    by CondomWrapper

    otherwise you'd have been brainwashed into loving this show by your wife or girlfriend. STAY SINGLE! GET HOOKERS! Otherwise you'll end up like the rest of us. I've seen every single goddamn episode and the one consolation I have is that i love the seeing Kim Cattrall of Big Trouble in Little China talking about how much she likes it in the ass!

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 2:32 a.m. CST

    continued script Abominable Snowcone

    by Prossor

    CARRIE: Ohhawwwwshit it HURTS!! <br> <br> MAN: (grunting) you just shut up and TAKE it, Pinnochio Girl!! <br> <br> CARRIE: Ohhhh... OH! Ooooh... stick that deep inside! <br> <br> MAN: You like that meat injection huh? It's supper time!! <br> <br> CARRIE: Yes YES I'm a HUNGRY GIRL <br> <br> [Man reveals Chainsaw under bed. Turns it on] MAN: THIS IS FUN! I'm a HUNGRY BOY! Time for meat! HAHAHAHA ! <br> <br> CARRIE: (muffled) Ooh..mff.. wh..wh. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! [She pulls off and knees him in the balls as he swings his chainsaw through her pillow.] <br> <br> MAN: OW YOU FUCKING WITCH! WORTHLESS CUNT, FUCK WHORE [Screaming girl runs naked with her glistening inner thighs] <br> <br> CARRIE: HELP!! HELP!! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE <br> [trying to open numerous locks on door finally smashing it down with her naked form. Man runs up with roaring chainsaw through doorframe as she gets up to run] <br> <br> MAN: YAR HAR HAR! [picking up book and throwing at her head as she smashes through a window and continues running through the grass.] <br> <br> Driving Passerby: Heh heh! Horny youngins! We never played games like this before! <br> <br> CARRIE: HELP ME PLEASE PLEASE HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME! <br> <br> Driving passerby: You be good little lady and USE PROTECTION! [mutters to self] time to get some nookie from Abigail <br> <br> MAN: WHERE ARE YA?! I DIDN'T FINISH PORKING YOU! come out with them sweet ass n legs! Supper's waiting!! <br> [Man runs off with flopping cock n balls. Appears behind her from some trees and impales chainsaw through back] <br> CARRIE: AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaauuuuugh.... <br> [blood spraying all over him] <br> <br> [sits down cutting her body and having supper] MAN: Num num.. mmm.... mmm... really the best part of the human body.. mmm. mm.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 3:52 a.m. CST

    Merrick dont be a friggin idiot!

    by Proman1984

    I am a guy and even I admit it' one of the best and cleveest hows on TV.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 9 a.m. CST

    um...look whos talking?

    by movieManiac

    Look, im no huge sex and the city fan either, and its one of those shows that everyone (myself included) loved when it first came out and doesnt hold up well in retrospect or got old really fast. But self absorbed? Smarmy? Have you even seen what AINTITCOOL is all about? Fuck, have the reviewers and talkbackers here are self absorbed and smarmy. So STFU.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 11:43 a.m. CST

    'Sex and the City...

    by Thomas Cromwell

    ...the show where straight women talk like gay men'. I once saw an episode of this show. It was enough.

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 11:46 a.m. CST

    Women gonna love it

    by Stereotypical Evil Archer

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Horseface and the gang are back! Yay!

    by Cruel_Kingdom

  • Dec. 8, 2007, 9:25 p.m. CST

    Another guy who likes the show.....

    by amrisharmpit

    But I live in NYC, which is very much a character of the show. It's a mostly accurate portrayal of the Manhattan single scene.

  • Dec. 9, 2007, 3:54 a.m. CST

    PROSSOR

    by thegreatwhatzit

    Your film would be the best thing that Lionsgate ever released (SERIOUSLY!). Kick ass, dude, that was a riot.

  • Dec. 9, 2007, 5:41 a.m. CST

    I really hate the self-absorbed, smarmy-ass bullshit that is TV

    by Orionsangels

  • Dec. 9, 2007, 9:46 a.m. CST

    This gets a talkback?

    by br1947

    And yet NOTHING on the new Aliens vs Predator? Nothing? WTF?

  • Dec. 9, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    Won't see it, even if there are plenty of explicit sex scenes in

    by DarthBakpao

    ... what's the point when it's like watching men-to-horses bestiality and some twisted porn with middle age women?

  • Dec. 9, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    chainsawing away

    by Prossor

    hey thanks thegreatwhatzit, pscho sprees are always good for breaking the ice. Ghost of Nixon what did you get banned for? i was but never for things likethis.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 3:12 a.m. CST

    From this point on...

    by atomickeg

    the first word of forum posts must contain a noun of which you would rather perfer to place inside your genitalia rather than be subjected to this cinimatic abortion. E.g. - Pencil. That being said- Enchanted was a decent flick that I watched the other evening online because I'm too chicken shit to actually leave the house and see it in person. All in all it was a fun movie that left me walking away feeling great- say what you will about Disney flicks but they sure can leave you with a warm feeling after its all said and done.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Let me guess, the studio puts out a PG-13 version in theaters

    by Mace Tofu

    and a unrated version with titties on DVD. PG-13 so the pre-teen girls can get in and see the big wedding.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 6:49 a.m. CST

    Kham

    by just pillow talk

    DON'T kill his elephants. Bad things happen.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 6:55 a.m. CST

    NEVER pee on an electric fence either

    by just pillow talk

    Bad things happen.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 6:56 a.m. CST

    NEVER pee in the wind

    by just pillow talk

    Bad things happen.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 6:58 a.m. CST

    so then I assume you've sent his Christmas card

    by just pillow talk

    already?

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 7:50 a.m. CST

    I saw the trailer at Golden Compass

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It looked like shit, just like I thought it would. It's a movie for close-to-menopausal desperate women who are unhappy with their lives.

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 9:16 a.m. CST

    I SAW IT, ITS A LION, IT'S HUGE

    by phantom_of_teh_paradise

    Clearly they say "lion"

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    Clueless Little Geekezoids

    by utz_world

    Do y'all even have a CLUE of how many dymebrizzles are gonna be at the theatre on opening weekend for the 8:00 & 10:00 PM shows? Probably not - too busy downloading World of Warcraft cheat codes, fake Cloverfield scripts & firmware updates to your Blu Ray players. Have fun, lil dudes. I'll be at the movies stacking up a shitload of phone numbers from those aforementioned dymes!

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 5:28 p.m. CST

    There's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up (If Anyone Cares)

    by Orionsangels

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 7:59 p.m. CST

    what an awful trailer

    by Weezy F. Baby

    i've never seen a second of this show, it always looked pretty bad though, but who knows, maybe it is really "smart". but thats what they said about gilmore girls and that show might be the smarmiest little piece of shit i've ever see, anyways this trailer is absolutely horrible, im actually kind of suprised at how bad it is. if most girls had any semblance of taste they are feeling right now how we did after seeing the trailer to fantastic four. speaking of trailers, i watched the trailer for batman forever on youtube, that shits great. anyone remember that? how epic they made it seem..

  • Dec. 10, 2007, 8:04 p.m. CST

    The preview was with "The Golden Compass"

    by DocMHumphrey

    Marketing people amaze me. This preview was shown with "The Golden Compass". That's like showing a "Rambo" preview with "Mother Teresa".

  • Dec. 11, 2007, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Rather see a movie based on The Wire or OZ..

    by Stalkeye

    instead of this shit about four over the hill, unatractive cosmoploitan skanks.This is a goddamn chick flick not cool news. Too bad the writer's strike didn't delay or prevent this movie from happening.as for me caring, well let's just say I'm more excited about AVP requiem than this.

  • June 23, 2010, 10:07 a.m. CST

    hope they make a second one!

    by just pillow talk

    Sweetness.

  • June 23, 2010, 2:53 p.m. CST

    No you don't

    by orcus

    Otherwise they will call it Hags in the City