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For Everyone Wanting To See A PRINCE CASPIAN Trailer...
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NOTE: there are HD formats available through the link as well...just scroll down. Not a big fan of Yahoo's new trailer page layout. It's too damn busy, but...whatever.
Looks nice. I enjoyed the first film...enough, at least...even if Harry Gregson-Williams' theme sounded kinda like Brian Tyler's CHILDREN OF DUNE.
This time the cinematography is by Karl Walter Lindenlaub (the previous CHRONICLES was shot by PREDATOR's Donald McAlpine). Geeks may remember Lindenlaub 'cause he shot STARGATE and INDEPENDENCE DAY; you can already recognize his color pallet from the trailer. It's a deeper, less raw "look" than McAlpine brought to the first film...oughta be nice.
Or, maybe I'm totally full of shit 'cause I haven't had enough coffee.
Thanks to Michael for sending us a message about this.
NOTE: there are HD formats available through the link as well...just scroll down. Not a big fan of Yahoo's new trailer page layout. It's too damn busy, but...whatever.
Looks nice. I enjoyed the first film...enough, at least...even if Harry Gregson-Williams' theme sounded kinda like Brian Tyler's CHILDREN OF DUNE.
This time the cinematography is by Karl Walter Lindenlaub (the previous CHRONICLES was shot by PREDATOR's Donald McAlpine). Geeks may remember Lindenlaub 'cause he shot STARGATE and INDEPENDENCE DAY; you can already recognize his color pallet from the trailer. It's a deeper, less raw "look" than McAlpine brought to the first film...oughta be nice.
Or, maybe I'm totally full of shit 'cause I haven't had enough coffee.
Thanks to Michael for sending us a message about this.
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haha suckers
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Second!!! Ha!!! Eat it bitches!!!
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Best movie news since Spiderman 3! MASTERCHAPPY will be FIRST in line for the Prince!
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Does that link not work?
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I enjoyed the books when I was younger, and the films are shaping up nicely.
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Dec 05, 2007 8:12:44 AM CST
Read the Entire Chronicles prior to release of Lion...
by youignorantgeeks
And not for nothing I was pretty disappointed with the first movie. It felt so incredibly week.... like they were scared to make it as powerful as it could be. When Alsan was going to the stone table... it was just so BLAH... I walked away thinking "wow... now theres a movie they could have done SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more with and they dropped the ball"
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Can't wait to catch this one. Beautiful. Damnit, I want my own army of centaurs and cheetahs.
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How is it that this beat Dark Knight's "real" trailer? WTF? Narnia sucks BTW
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Are you serious? I find the first film to be VERY powerful. I admit it: tears well up within me through the whole thing.
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Well, I'm still excited about that "Speed Racer" trailer (Though I'm disappointed about the dorky neckerchief being left in...come on, not even Fred Jones wears one anymore), though Ben Barnes is hawt. And if there's any face characters of Caspian wandering around WDW next May, I'm making it a point to glomp them.
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the first one was very true to the book. i hope they continue that with the new one.
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But maybe I just enjoyed Voyage of the Dawn Treader and The Silver Chair more.
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When we will see a follow up to Lemony Snicket? That movie was way tits above The lyin' Bitch and Her Wardrobe.
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you have to be kidding? the first movie looked as sterile as a hospital clean room. if it looks any less raw, it'll be ridiculous. i found the first film to be incredibly boring-looking and way to "safe". Alright, so Aslan looked good - great. what about everything else? here's to hoping they make a better choice when getting a director for the third one - somebody that will add some balls to it.
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Sixteenth bitches!!!!!!
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Aslan did good, perhaps even great. But the next director does need to add some balls to him.
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It wasn't true to the book at all. There were huge changes, massive additions and lots of sillyness.
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Aslan still looks like crap. And I'm the guy who liked The Mist trailer.
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Sorry, it was. And I love C.S. Lewis, but books like 'The Great Divorce' and especially 'The Screwtape Letters' make for better reads (for me) than Chronicles. And his essays on Christianity, like 'Mere Christianity' are much better apologetics. If you've never heard the Screwtape Letters read by John Cleese, tho, you really ought to. More entertaining as a purely audio experience than the big budget Narnia film. But, that being said, I hope Prince Caspian proves a better film.
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I didn't mean they need to literally add balls to Aslan - like anatomically. Haha.
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Chud reported that Ray Park (Darth Maul) is going to play Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe move....now that's news
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Dec 05, 2007 9:05:49 AM CST
that trailer looks as exciting as the first movie.....
by stovetopstuffin'
which BLEW!!!!! Man, for a huge battle, it felt about as weak as a slap fight. It was thoroughly unexciting.
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is at an end. Since when is Aslan the Silver Surfer? Did I miss something? Also the actor who plays Prince Caspian does not inspire confidence in this project.
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Seriously you thought it was powerful? To me it seemed all the parts I pictured powerful in the book came off as extremely bland... or "wannabe powerful" in which maybe the film makers thought it was a powerful scene when it really wasn't even in the slightest. Specifically again the scene where Aslan is walking to the stone table, is killed, even the rising again... it was all just so... So not powerful, not even in the least bit. The whole movie felt like one giant c0ck teast actually. Don't get me wrong... I liked it. I did.. it was good. But the problem was it SHOULD have been great. I SHOULD have loved it. But it just didn't do much.
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As magical and vivid as Lewis is, and as much as I wanted to thoroughly enjoy the big US film (though my hopes took a dive already when the project was given to the director of Shrek...), it was, in the end, disappointingly bland. It was like Pratchett's popcorn - if you put salt and butter on it, it would taste like salty butter. Frankly, the old British adaptations (BBC, I believe) managed to be more involving at times... probably actually thanks to their charmingly clumsy effects. Disney's movie was not bad - but it was not good, either. It was not unlike standing on an escalator - it started and kept moving somewhere, and it reached the point it was supposed to reach without any bad surprises, but not only were there no bad surprises... there were no surprises at all. There was no excitement on the way. True, the source is one of the weaker books in the series, but still... it has the series' magic, and the magic was missing from the celluloid. Hopefully someone who's actually daring gets "The Silver Chair" or "The Dawn Treader". Del Toro for example. (No, not Benicio! Although, come to think of it, he might make an interesting Puddleglum. And an interesting poster, too - "Del Toro | A Del Toro film - The Silver Chair!" :)
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I spent an entire west coast to east coast drive listening to the entire series on CD. About 2/3 of the way through I wanted to break the damn CDs. IMHO, if a book has multiple characters of different genders, hire some frigging actors to speak the roles. GAH!!!
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YouIgnorantGeeks and SalvatoreGravano pretty much summed up my feelings for the first one. This series sort of seems like it could follow the same path as Harry Potter, where the 3rd movie was praised for its departure from the tone of the first two. Perhaps the same will happen here, since this one may be more of the same.
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crap that's a lot of letters to type...anyways I enjoyed it, have it on DVD (but not the super duper special deluxe version, I felt they were double diping and not offering me enough new goodies to justify the doubled price, and for that I blame Disney) and I thought it was a good solid effort by Walden for their first BIG movie, a company whose work I'm always interested in seeing as they are doing pretty decent jobs on good children's lit (Bridge, How to eat fried worms, Narnia, etc) I'm curious to see how Waterhorse performs (does anyone know, is that why they aren't releasing Caspian until Summer?)anyways, I will see this ecause a) I love Narnia (even though it is the weakest of Lewis fiction with Screwtape and the Space Tiology being tops {ps did anyone know that Walden has the rights to the Space Triology how freaky would THAT be}) b)Warwick Davis is in it c) I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to see Voyage which was alwyas my favorite of the books
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I know Adamson has said he won't direct any more of the movies from now on, he'll serve as a producer, sort of following the Columbous route, if he does, some of the directors I'd love to see handle Narnia, Del Toro, Johnston (the guy that did October Sky and JP3, Spielberg's...DP? Cienmtographer?) and strangly Peter Berg, who I think would be great for either Narnia or Potter for some reason, I think he would make something very interesting
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..."I am Brinz Gaspian." ?
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...was this (and I'm paraphrasing here):
Hohoho, it's me, Santa Claus! Here, children, have some lethal sharp-edged weapons! Now go to war and kill other sentient beings! For love! -
The first one was utter crap. Everything looked new, and polished. The kid actors were generally terrible. The direction was staid, and any emotion of the book failed to show up on screen.
Really, one of the most disappointed I've been in a film (up there with Spiderman 3). It's funny to see all the Golden Compass bashing, when the GC is 10 X more moving and daring than the first Narnia movie (which still isn't saying it's great). -
Looks like a bargain basement LOTR rip off.
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way too quick, didn't really care for the characters. I also hated that the characters learned to fight in one day. sure it worked in the book, but it felt so cheap, like kids playing a pretend battle with real creatures but were all really weak.
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The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia!
Yes, The Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia!
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Just curious.
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Someone was asking about a sequal to that movie. And since we haven't seen or heard about it yet, i really doubt that we will see one. I loved it the first time I saw it, but the second time really really bored me in spots. Same with Narnia. I thought for a children's movie it was pretty dark. Darker than most of the kids crap that comes out. Not that it's one of the best or anything, but still I don't think it deserves all the shit talk about it.
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Tilda Swinton for a split moment there in that trailer? I don't remember her coming back?
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If he was really Santa, he could have brought them AK-47s and they could have done some real damage. I'm just saying. Now, that would have been a movie!
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....even the first Harry Potter movie was more daring and that is pretty sanitized itself. It was a decent film, especially for the younger audiences, but it was nothing special
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Welcome to Narnia, Bitch
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...Now You Have A Machinegun."
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that was some funny shit
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Flutes of Fury
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contained the joy equal to successfully passing silent but deadly gas in a crowded elevator.
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I finally got to see BLACK BOOK last week, definitely one of the year's best movies.
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I doubt there will be any vagina shots in this one
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Dec 05, 2007 11:09:24 AM CST
For 30 years I wondered if the Old Hag in prince Caspian is the
by theycallmemrglass
The answer is YES, if the trailer is anything to go by. Man that has been such a mystery since I was 7. I love the Narnia books but I always thought that there isnt enough material to make an entertaining movie. However, I was proved wrong with the Lion, the witch and the wardrobe which was admirably more fleshed out than the book. So perhaps they will do the same for Prince Caspian. But I SOOOOOO wish they could make The Magicians Nephew. The BBC TV series ignored it and looks like these new adaptations will ignore it too. But why? I love it. It show s how it all started and is a most entertaining read. Its not too late to make it as it was actually written as a prequel after the first 3 or 4 books were released. Oh and
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I guess there is a limit to subject headings length, huh?!
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Starring, you guessed it, Warwick Davis. This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung. How do you like a little Leprechaun bouncing on ya Aslan?
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it's more clean and sterile than LOTR, but the stories are meant to be different. The first one is about children getting sent to this fantasy world, not orcs and elves and an evil dark lord with a ring fetish. Anyway, the whole theatre was packed with families, and they all loved it. I'm biased of course, having read the books as a kid and seen both the old cartoon AND the 80's BBC versions.(which got as far along as Silver Chair). This looks great, and I think that for the fans of the first film (there were a bunch), this will be well recieved.
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Lep in the Narn, and I don't give a darn
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"How do you like a little Leprechaun bouncing on ya Aslan" but perhaps its just my filthy mind. I can't say I'm too excited for this flick. It would be better if Gremlins cam e tearing through the screen in the middle of the trailer wearing popcorn buckets on their heads and singing christmas carols.
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of a bunch of bland kids taking over the rule of a nation apparently five miles across populated by CGI rodents under the tutelage of a cartoon lion with the voice of the guy from Star Wars.
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Just watched it on fearnet the other day. It's is PURE GENIUS. The main character is a shitty rapper called Postmaster P because, get this, he "delivers" a positive message. How fucking awesome is that?
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or do those Shaun of the Dead toys look like shit? Shaun looks like Corky from Life Goes On
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it sounds "Epic". Warwick Davis representing...it's like a match made in heaven. Finky, that be a direct quote from the first Leprechaun movie. Though with the Leprechaun and Aslan together, there could be some ass slapping going on. And good point on the talking beavers.
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And I share your opinion on the Shaun toys.
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Only thing that would make it better was if Kathy had a full frontal scene in it. Other than that, our good buddy Warwick, tokes on grass, eats Ice-T's finger off and has some weird sex/cannibalism fetish with a tranny. I shit you not
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not some churchy allegory. I mean, there's an "ice witch" - obviously a frigid bitch who can't get any and is scorning the world for it There's the hairy "king of beasts" Aslan who everybody wants to screw There's the deceitful faun who likes to "play his own lute" for little girls There's Kloipy's talking BEAVERS Narnia going from an infinite Winter to spring and summer is like a sexual awakening for the entire land of Narnia - flowers bloom, life returns, etc. I'm not sure I want to know what "A Horse and His Boy" is gonna be like!
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I liked Aniston and "Francis" from Pee Wee's Big Adventure in the original. Ok, "liked" is maybe too strong a word, but.....
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that he coos like a turtle dove? going to lunch, it's snowing like a bitch out here
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I just threw up half my lunch with The Bates nude scene...Wow, a star studded cast then...Ice-T and Coolio!I just saw that there was a sequel...a sequel! Lost Jarv will be so happy...
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Santa was the giving lover that changed your mind about what love making can really be
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Postmaster P finds the Lep's flute that hipnotizes people and also is like the Pied Piper, and his rap group is playing it in a church and Coolio shows up for like 2 seconds, they go "Coolio??!!" and that's all you see of him hahaha
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Maybe Coolio walked in by mistake and it was genuine surprise on the part of the cast (using the term cast loosely of course)...
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..the book itself isn't really long enough to make into a movie stand alone, and alot of that trailer was totally different to what I remember about the book.
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All that you know is at an....errrr what am I saying. Who cares.
Look its a simple movie principle movies with this much story and characters and plot require many hours to immerse in. You cant just skip ahead. It's been 6 years for Harry Potter and 5 movies so far Voldemort STILL has not conquered and Ron and Hermoine have not had sex. In the first film of Narnia these kids lived COMPLETE LIVES as adults. As if it was nothing. Then now there back for a sequel set 1300 years in Narnia...um ok? Too much time gaps is lazy. Yes they are following the books. But when you skip through story like this you lose out. These kids should be royally fucked up at the fact they lost their virginities (hopefully) then came back to be children. Did they not have children think about having kids themselves are they not OLD SOULS. It matters not. This series is nowhere near as popular or succesful as Rings and Potter because of the simple fact they need to compress and pick a simple character (Frodo,Harry) and have a simple task (become a wizard defeat Voldemort,Destroy ring return to shire) as a basis. This series does not have that and so they resort to fantasy creatures and fx as a sugary substance. -
All that you know is at an....errrr what am I saying. Who cares.
Look its a simple movie principle movies with this much story and characters and plot require many hours to immerse in. You cant just skip ahead. It's been 6 years for Harry Potter and 5 movies so far Voldemort STILL has not conquered and Ron and Hermoine have not had sex. In the first film of Narnia these kids lived COMPLETE LIVES as adults. As if it was nothing. Then now there back for a sequel set 1300 years in Narnia...um ok? Too much time gaps is lazy. Yes they are following the books. But when you skip through story like this you lose out. These kids should be royally fucked up at the fact they lost their virginities (hopefully) then came back to be children. Did they not have children think about having kids themselves are they not OLD SOULS. It matters not. This series is nowhere near as popular or succesful as Rings and Potter because of the simple fact they need to compress and pick a simple character (Frodo,Harry) and have a simple task (become a wizard defeat Voldemort,Destroy ring return to shire) as a basis. This series does not have that and so they resort to fantasy creatures and fx as a sugary substance. -
I didn't like the first one but I'll give it another shot. It looks better than the Golden Compass, that's for sure.
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This series is so damn boring. At Rings was adult enough, and Potter had quirkiness on its side. This? Boring. Like the books. Wake me up when the fourth movie comes out. That works as a stand-alone at least.
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First one was shit. This will be shit.
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Kathy Bates has an unsimulated sex scene with Warwick Davis, with full on closeups. The name of the movie is Shortbus 2
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Leprechaun: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.
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Leprechaun: I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.
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Mack Daddy: [On the phone] Hey you, you listen to me. You don't wanna fuck with me, okay? I hope you had sex last night, 'cause I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna cut off your dick, then I'm gonna feed it to my pit, then I'm gonna burn the shit when it comes out my goddam dog's ass, you hear me? Don't fuck with me, bitch!
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[after first seeing Leprechaun]
Butch: What the fuck is that?
Stray Bullet: I don't know, Chucky on crack? Shoot that motherfucker!
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Mack Daddy: We need to change a few things. I ain't with that "save the fucking hood" bullshit, "treat your girl right", that shit is wack. All right? This label, we rap about Uzis, blowing motherfuckers' heads off. Know what I'm saying? "Smack your bitch up", "Shoot your motherfucking homeboy in the face", type shit. All right?
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Mack Daddy: Get the fuck outta here! You motherfuckers are wasting my time. I got chumps lined up around the corner trying to get down with this label, alright? You get no second fucking chance. Now get the fuck out.
Stray Bullet: Listen, Mack, we wanna do this.
Mack Daddy: What's the matter wit you, kid? You deaf? Or you just dumb like your mamas, I got to come over there and bitch slap you like I used to do her.
Stray Bullet: Hey, let me tell you something...
Mack Daddy: Check yourself, kid. Don't even fuck around. Just get out of here before I get you and your motherfucking home boys fucked up. This is real here, Kid. Get these fucking losers out.
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Postmaster P: [singing] Jesus loves me. This I know.
Stray Bullet: [singing] If he don't, I'll find a ho...
[Congregation groans]
Postmaster P: His mama's name was Mary Jo...
Stray Bullet: And his disciples was some bad mo-fo...
[Congregation groans]
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[first lines]
Leprechaun: Death to he who sets a Leprechaun free. Steal his gold, it will corrupt your soul, you see. For many a moon the legend has grown, death toll increases, solution unknown. Beware the evil wanderer in search of his loot, lest you suffer the wrath of his golden flute. Flee while you can, the future's not good- for no one is safe from a Lep in the Hood! Postmaster P: [singing] Jesus loves me. This I know.
Stray Bullet: [singing] If he don't, I'll find a ho...
[Congregation groans]
Postmaster P: His mama's name was Mary Jo...
Stray Bullet: And his disciples was some bad mo-fo...
[Congregation groans]
Leprechaun: A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a friend with gold is the best I'm told.
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Leprechaun: I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.
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I like the [congregation groans]. So let me get this straight, they end up in a church with this wacky shit going on with a congregation serving as the "audience"? Leprechaun bringing the knowledge baby!
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I just wish we didn't have all these competing (and derivative)"fantasy realm" movies like COMPASS and SPIDERWICK stealing all the thunder.
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That seems like a mistake. I think these movies would do better in winter. It's more winter's sprawling fantasy than summer's go-go action.
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Agree with that. The summer films are too smashed together. Iron Man, Indy, and Narnia are all in the same month! How's about letting each film have two weekends to rake in the dough, before the "next summer smash" comes out and they have to compete! Personally, I'd have wanted Narnia to be in winter, as all we'll have are Bond 22 and Star Trek. (which most likely suck, or be like Superman Returns: new, updated retelling of a good story that looks cool but isn't the same as the original and feels fake.)
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LOL dude, it is fucking priceless
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not Bond. Bond is ace.
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two of the main characters, Postmaster P and Butch, who are rappers, end up dressing in drag to fool the Lep into thinking that they are ho's, so they give him a joint filled with four leaf clovers, which in this one, don't kill him, just makes him pass out for a really short time. Everything the Lep says in this one ryhmes. Really bad
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Not a bad trailer, I suppose. Maybe the second film will be better than the first?
I doubt it. Andrew Adamson strikes me as too much of a frightened, Kenny G-haired geek to push into deeper character issues that make stories interesting, even for children. I admire his work on "Shrek" and "Shrek II," so I'm not totally dissing the man, but damn he sanitized and dumbed down every aspect of Lewis's book. I don't think Adamson is an "artist" like his more risk-taking brethren. He's more of a bright-eyed craftsman who desperately wants to be an artist but can't quite get there. His movies are too clean and uncomplicated by real emotion. Maybe he'll surprise us, but like others here, I'm not on board with the Pevensie actors. Not one of them grabbed my attention in the least.
The first movie was a horrible start to the Narnia series and, frankly, the "Prince Caspian" trailer looks like more of the same.
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on these talkbacks, it could be incorporated into a new Leprechaun movie. I mean, damn, I'm pretty sure someone has written that in a post before. Postmaster P and Butch, who are rappers, end up dressing in drag to fool the Lep into thinking that they are ho's, so they give him a joint filled with four leaf clovers, which in this one, don't kill him, just makes him pass out for a really short time.That's just....priceless.
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Thank god i'm not in entertainment. I liked the books and the trailer.
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that's a movie I would finance myself
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Give back me gold or I promise your next, I don't want to kill ya before you ever have sex
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www.geocities.com/outlawvern he’s got reviews of Lep in da Hood. And all his stuff if fucking hilarious. Vern is the best
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She was so committed to that role. Great villain. Made the movie for me. So is Liam Neeson back as Aslan?
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you're probably right. i'm going on memory of books i read when i was 12. i guess i mean it was true to the FEEL of the book -- a simple allegory. tumnus meeting lucy was perfect, i thought. and those who bag on santa being in the movie are forgetting two things: 1, when these books were written, and 2, that lewis's take on santa was of a more victorian, simpler santa -- not some fat guy who eats cookies and gives you a wii for xmas.
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His reviews are the best.
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but I liked the first one. BTW, this trailer looks better than the first 5 minutes of Golden Comp-ass...
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I'd summon Coolio like every 5 minutes.
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are making a sequel to Lazy Sunday.
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1.) you are correct. 2.) "some fat guy who eats cookies and gives you a Wii for Christmas." ROFL!
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that armour rocks!
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But I was still terribly disappointed. The pacing was abysmal. Maybe if the kids had spent more than five minutes at the country house, I would have cared that they were whisked away to a magical realm in the closet. As it is, the beginning--easily the most crucial part of a good movie--set the tone for the rest of the film: an unaffecting, annoyingly acted, rushed fantasy by the numbers that pales in comparison to the lamest moments of Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, hell, even Matrix 2 and 3 were more involving, I'd rather watch the ridiculous rave scene from reloaded for three hours than Narnia.
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..but it shits all over that dull piece of crap called The Golden Compass. Worst fantasy film I've seen in a long time.
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.....as the douches who gleefully admit that they expected the first movie to be crap and yet still somehow found a way to see it still, and are now back here telling us how crap it was and how this one will suck even more and that they will under no circumstances expend the effort to go watch it...............despite the fact that they somehow found the time and energy to post on the talkback of the sequel to a movie they knew would suck and watched it anyway. Telling us you thought doing something (i.e. watching a movie which looks like it will suck) would be dumb and yet you did it anyway, doesn't make you hip, it makes you....um......dumb? And more so for admitting it again. As for Prince Caspian, I just hope Parnell and Samberg grace us with the B side to the hit single, the "Chronic(what?)cles of Narnia". That track was motherfrakking ti-zite!
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This looks as bad as the first one. "I AHM PREENCE CAHSPIAN." At this point I'd rather stick with the old BBC versions.
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I'm calling you out, you fruit cake, for supporting this fruity looking movie.
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....did I strike a nerve? ....too close to the bone? There there, now, calm down; here have a banana....and....an orange even.No? How about a pear? grape? Cherry? Ok, then if you're gonna be like that then go back to your little corner and don't show you face until the adults are done talking.
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...although when reading the book, , it would have benefited from keeping some dialogue in tact and preserved its depth, espicially the impact of Aslan, understanding that Aslan is the Creator, not just of Narnia, but the universe (so not an allegory). But I still think it is one of the best films I've ever seen and one of the best told stories on film...for his first serious film, Adamson did a great job and shows potential for greater things to come...hopefully its realized in this film...this trailer is more like a teaser so can't read much into it but so far looks pretty impressive
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It's a lion.
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What are you, eight? Or maybe you have only viewed 4 films (TLTWATW and 3 Micheal Bay movies). "one of the best films I've ever seen and one of the best told stories on film". ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
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Dec 06, 2007 12:30:53 AM CST
sorry to keep goin dude but FUUUUUCK!
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
There is 100 years of film, the first 30 of which have some of the most startling and vivid imagery which leave Adamson for dead. Go watch some early Brando(Streetcar, Wild One) or Dean (Rebel, Giant). Next time take a deep breath and don't say anything at all if you know fucking nothing.
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.....it's called having a personal opinion. Everybody's allowed one; and that's his. Here's something you could use though. A fucking clue. Moron.
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and yes, I enjoyed the first one immensely. The haters can just keep on hating it but most average people seem to think it's worth watching. I guess I'm one of them.
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And Back 2 da hood is also downright hysterical. The only one he doesn't rhyme in is Lep in Space, but that has so much other coolness in it, it makes up.Where's my Lep box set motherfuckers? I WANT IT FOR CHRISTMAS. I saw Warwick interviewed last year and he said he'd like to do Lep films forever. But that was before his fall from grace into the foul pit of reality TV drivel. Pity, I would pay good money to see the Leprechaun fist Aslan whilst beating him on the back with a copy of The Golden Compass. There are so many moments of Leprechaun genius in the series it's hard to pick my favourite- but I'd have to go for the exploding- from- a- space marines- cock- scene in Lep in space.
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Leprechaun at Comic con (or whatever the nerd gathering is called)"Why are you dweebs giving me the strange looks, I'll be having to kill you with your own funny books" "You argue and argue about superhero sex, you pathetic losers will be feeling me hex." The plot could be that one hapless loser steals his crock of gold and pawns it so that he can buy a coveted Batman number 17 (or whatever the fuck it is). Leprechaun unimpressed. Carnage and much hilarity ensue. Day saved by Geek fantasy girl who wishes for power of Wonder Woman and kicks Lep's plastic oirish behind. Obviously starring THE BATES (I feel she deserves capitalisation now) as geek fantasy girl.
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oh shit, this is a narnia TB- well FUCK THAT. Leprechaun rules. TB sabotage in 5-4-3-2-1....
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in every Leprechaun sequel from now on....
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....HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!
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christ, I'm sad. On a happy note Lovefilm finally sent Leprechaun in Space to casa del Jarv today. The wife is strangely sceptical about the awesomeness of the whole series and I figure that this should convince her. I can't wait- I've already got the popcorn and enough beer to drown THE BATES in,
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she never left because her legs are too big to move
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make them come out with the Lep box set
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...the only Lep DVD I own is Lep in Space. I have most of the others on VHS, but that doesn't count any more. I must rectify this intolerable situation at once.
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I only have the first one on VHS, however I would sell my left testicle for more
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BACK IN TIME
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When it comes to me gold, there’s nothing that’s finer, I wouldn’t give it away for all the tea that’s from china
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director's cut of Kingdom of Heaven, I say send him back to the Crusades. I'm sure that whole Jerusalem problem will be fixed by the Leprechaun...Everyone with their precious cross...the green little fella with the gold is the real boss!
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Lep v The Beastmaster. Such potential for goodness. The only Lep DVD I own is the third one, I clearly need to get the rest as well.
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all in the Lepranise, watch as it takes him over 45 minutes to climb to the top of the Aztec pyramids
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It always makes me happy to hijack a TB for the Leprechaun
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It will complete your life, I promise
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Lep vs. Beastmaster...it'll be a two parter. First part takes place in present day in Lep's time (must have Coolio show up after all), and then back to the Beastermaster's time and world.
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Lep finally gets someone to shine his buckle
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don't try ta steal me pot-a-gold!garth gets scared.
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less than mets the eye!
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"There was an young lady from totten, whose tastes were perverted and rotten.. (can't remember the middle)...So she lived upon penis au gratin""Waitress: Whitesnake, no Black Sabbath I own the CD" and that's from Lep 3.
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It would be cool on so many different levels.
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no country for really old, short men.
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You finally got around to seeing The Beastmaster?
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...of their bitches, yo."
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Coolio attached to star and direct
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and 2. I can't get hold of a copy of 3 for all the whisky in oireland
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Coolio is the Lep's biggest fan. Misery and comedy ensue.
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I forgot about the penis au gratin line
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Hybrid. That would be so fucking hilarious. Class of Nuke em high 4: The good, the bad and the Leprechaun. Surf Leprechauns must die Nymphoid Leprechaun in dinosaur hell (the possibilities are endless, and almost too horrible to think about.)
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Coolio as Skeletor
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SGt. Kabukiman vs the Leprechaun
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old school.
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spurlock met him.
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...everything I said it would be, Jarv?
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soundtrack by Aerosmith
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A leprechaun pride and prejudice would be truly great: "No Mr. Darcy, I just can't marry you. you see, you're small, green, magical, homicidal, and if all this wasn't enough you're from Ireland. it simply won't do" "Tis Pity, Miss Bennett, that you're a stuck up witch, i'll be having your ears you upper class bitch"
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that was uncalled 4
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We gonna tend dem clovers, Coolio?
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I first saw BM in the 80's, but had forgotten how good it is. Cheers for the reminder, Doc.
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the dark leprachaun
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I would love to see Emma remade with leprechauns (or maybe I just hate them). Or a lep Braveheart- "You can take me whisky but you'll never get me CROCK OF GOOOOOOOOOLD"
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wun, too, free, fore, getchoe leprachuan on da floor..
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I used to think life was about finding a lass, but now I know it's better to get it in the ass
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Your name is Lucky!
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a group of mixed up students in a room- one of them is a leprechaun. ANgst and hilarity ensue.
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yeah!
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Coolio, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship....with all of me gold, the ladies will want some of my green tip!
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"nothing gold can stay"
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me ass is writin' checks but I can't cash, cuz you've stolen me gold, give me m'stash!
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http://www.mattniemi.com/images/leprechaun-box.jpg
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/digital_graffiti/424539885/
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coolio and lep are 'poolio' boys..kayla kleevage is sunbathing topless....
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http://krypta-smierci.neostrada.pl/lep6.jpg
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CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!
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http://leprechaunsclass.ytmnd.com/ -
http://brianconnors.ytmnd.com/
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or motherload.
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One would think a Beastmaster set is just around the corner. I was hoping for something 'more' with Postmaster P. He just looks like a normal kid. With a name like Postmaster P, he's gotta have something else. Like a giant envelope hanging from his neck or something.
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I just checked on Amazon - the Lep "Pot of Gore" five-disc set is available, and if you order Back 2 tha Hood as well, it goes for $54.97.
Life is good!
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Keeping the dreams alive
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"Yo, let's stamp out some bitches!"
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Yeah the picture of him there isn't the best, but wait till you see him in drag. He starts the movie delivering his positive message but in the span of 30 seconds he decides that he will help rob Ice-T aka Mack Daddy. Doc, 54.97 for the price of heaven!
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you it to be true.
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Remember when coolio gave Weird Al such a hard time for making a parody song about Gangsta’s Paradise. Coolio said that it was fucked up because the hood has serious problems. I guess we now know what that problem was; Leprechauns
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just gotta hope it makes it to the UK for Christmas. YES, result. I'd rather it was region 2 (so I can play it on more than one telly) but what the hell.
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and his "career" is right in the shitter. I remember people fiosting his CD on us at Midem a few years ago because no-one would license it for the UK. we refused as well.
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but he's a dick?sad, I liked 'gangsta's paradise' and 'I'll c u'.. and fantastic voyage..then he disappeared.he did a video with giant hummer gobots.thats that.
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great name for a punk group.
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slide slide slippty slide, livin' with a Leprechaun is do or die
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and he doesn't even say one word and is in it for maybe 3 seconds
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now all I need is a copy of BM3. I could well be productive for the remainder of the day.
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.. in unrelated news.http://tinyurl.com/2dj45a
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Morty: They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.
Cody: Me? That's crazy!
Morty: That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?
Cody: A leprechaun did it.
Morty: Maybe I should call the cops.
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But now I know he is in Leprechaun I'll always have a special place in my heart for him. It wasn't a great CD- at all, in fact it was a pale shadow of Gangsta's Paradise.
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You could always download the Russian DVD release of Highlander: The Source (the only available DVD version of the original cut) and subsequently redefine your frames of reference for "awful" and "please remove my eyeballs with a claw hammer.".
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the sword!"Come now, let's be off. There's a battle in the offing! We've got kingdoms to save and women to love!"
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ANother thing to do this weekend,
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over 200 posts for Narnia and a good 150 of them are for Leprechaun. And we still think Hollywood cares about our opinion
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I just love the "gruff" voice he uses. Plus it had Mako in it. Good at making himself 'multiply', not so good at defending sword thrusts.
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Dec 06, 2007 9:36:40 AM CST
michael berryman & warrick davies in twins 2: cell division boog
by ironic_name
goodnight.
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Dec 06, 2007 9:38:30 AM CST
the title cutoff and no edit - aicn is like communist china
by ironic_name
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No Mario is in The Sorcerer which is either the third or the fourth. I can't remember which. They all suck after the first one- but retain moments of stupid genius.
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Keep Warwick alive!!!
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So if I remember correctly LP, the second one is with Connery in it again? So I haven't seen the 3rd or 4th one, depending upon which one Mario is in.
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So Mario is in the esteemed third chapter (The Final Dimension or The Sorcerer), the fourth being with the pairing of the MacLeods together. I may have caught some of the fourth one.
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They paired the Highlanders? So there can be only 2?what a horrid idea
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reading the synopsis...a group of bad guys join together (disregarding the one-on-one fighting) and start taking out immortals. The MacLeods join together, with Conner telling Duncan to take his head so that with his power, he can beat the bad guys. Doesn't that make you want to run out and watch that puppy? Um, no? Of course there's only one Highlander movie...hello ladies.
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http://tinyurl.com/2w9aq6
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We've driven a Lep TB up to number 2 on the charts. This has been a fine day's TB'ingIt's still a rotten idea
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mentioning of the following items:Leprechaun movies Beastmaster movies Warwick Davis in general THE BATES Of course it's a shitty idea, that's what makes those sequels such a painful joy to watch.
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the problem with the Highlander sequels (with the possible exception of The Sorcerer) is that they AREN'T fun: The Quickening is the one where they fuck continuity in the arse and make the immortals aliens. That's too shit for words. The Sorcerer is blazingly stupid, and as a result quite enjoyable. Haven't seen the TV spin-off one. The fact that they did such a heinous thing makes me sad. Fucking TV movie spin-off of a spinoff tv show. I need to find this new one. That could be awesome.
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Mario Van Peebles saves the third one with his riveting performance. Plus the whole setup in Japan is so hokey.
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The quickening could have been one of McCleod's powers for winning the battle. But the film was so joyless- and I couldn't give less of a toss about the Ozone Layer bollox that formed most of the plot. Sean did stop a giant drill with a golden light though.
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to take out the shield thingy...not good. The future thing would have worked if he ran into the Leprechaun. Or trying to take out THE BATES. THE BATES in space would be like the shield, blocking out the sun and all.
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I've seen it- in Armageddon- Don't they call it a Planet Killer. Hmmm, now that I have my Lep box set......WHERE'S MY CRITTERS BOX SET MOTHERFUCKERS?
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They forgot what made the first one good- and made it a stupid, faux-weighty dialogue heavy wannabe eco-warrior film. Highlander is about immortal dudes killing each other. You need more than 4 immortals. (2 of which kill themselves through incompetence)
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Seriously, Lep, Critters, jason, all benefitted from stellar travel. The only low rent film I can really think of that didn't was Hellraiser- bloodlines is severely poo.
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"It's better to burn out...than fade away" On a side note, I was just perusing the Morgan Spurlock TB...I knew there were reasons for me not posting to that one. Yeesh....Wow, I haven't seen Critters in like, forever.
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One would think that if you are a cheesy franchise, the natural progression would be to space. After all, you have all sorts of new 'rules' about space that you can affectively ignore or make up as you go along.
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You talk of the suckage in the Highlander sequels yet you haven't The Source yet! I'm telling you that it makes The Quickening look like The Empire Strikes Back - it's simply that horrible. It was only ever released in its original form in Russia, and was frantically recut for other distribution. I don't know if its newer form has ever been seen, but there's a rip of the Russian DVD on the nets. It's a ghastly film. Not to be missed!
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Muppets was though. I keep getting sucked into that stupid TB, because I keep seeing tinfoil hat fuckers posting drivel. I wish they'd fuck off to wingnutcunt.com or pinkiecretin.org or something
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obviously, you think global premiere, you think of Russia. I HAVE to see this. The other problem with the quickening is that it became effectively a space installment far too early. Film 4 is the ideal time for a space installment. As by then you've already hit the bottom of the creative barrel so need a blatent gimmick to keep going. Examples that should have gone to space much earier: Friday 13th (stupid telekinesis and suchlike instead), Nightmare on Elm St, 4/5/6 are dire. Unless you start in space then never, ever come back to present day- (yes you AvP, I am talking about you, YOU IDIOTS)
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Zone.
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Ghoulies
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how about the swamp thing?
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I can never find anyone I actually want to find in there.
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never participated in any of those forums..
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ewww that even creeped me out
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Only Lance can hear you scream
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great idea. Swamp thing is already established in the Tromaverse so he's fine on earth at the moment.
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I believe there are at least 35 in that series. I remember dressing up as one of them for halloween when i was like 11. Seems I was the only one in my area who knew about Puppet Master, go figure
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Life is fine, but life's not fair, that's why your stuck in that wheelchair
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How do you search for users to send a message? I could not be arsed to trawl through millions of pages of names. My only complaint with pumpkinhead was that he didn't have a pumpkinhead. You gotta have a pumpkinhead.
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you can search for whomever you are looking for.
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those days when we got the Sex and the City movie TB up past 1000 posts about Warwick Davis, and Transformers TB all about The Bates and Wilford Brimley, and a Diary of the Dead TB about Classic movies with zombies added in the title ie Citizen Brain
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33225
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that was it. Now that you mentioned Wilford Brimley, I think him and Coolio should be in a Lep movie together. He can be called Master Oats or something.
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Here's why in book release order, but not Narnia history chronological order:
Voyage of the Dawn Treader: Yes. Could be done, should be done. As Lucy and Edmund are the only Pevenses in it.
Silver Chair: Could be done, would be nice to see. The only returning character would be Eustace from VOTDT, and Trumpkin, about 50 years older.
A Horse and His Boy: No for two reasons. First, Susan, Lucy, and Edmund are the only returning characters (except Aslan he's in everything). Now granted they are in smaller roles so you could get other actors. Reason 2: Narnia vs. Calormen is just symbolism for Christianity vs. Islam. Christianity good, Islam bad is what the allusion boils down to. No studio has the nerve to relase that in today's PC climate.
The Magician's Nephew. Yes, this movie absolutely could and should be made. It is the origin of Narnia, and the only returning character is Jadis the White Witch. It would be awesome to see Swinton in this role again.
The Last Battle: Won't be made for several reasons. Eustace and Jill are two of the main characters. This would have to be made right after Silver Chair which would have to be made right after VOTDT otherwise the actors will be too old. Same reasoning goes as all the Pevenses (okay almost all, no spoilers for those who haven't read this) Finally, just like the previous religious allegories, not only does it go more in depth and basically claim the worship of Tash (Islam) is a false religion, but one of the followers of Tash is saved because of his purity in his believe Lewis was basically saying he was really believing in Aslan ie Christianity. Again, no studio has the guts to open that can of worms.
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I think that SATC TB was our finest hour. Just because we overturned TF.
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That shit is great
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Everything had music by Aerosmith
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A scantily clad Eva Langoria with a missing arm eats the pool boy.Sometimes the mayhem produces such jewels! You're right Kloipy, that's a good one.
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It was genius, who started the soundtrack by Aerosmith thing?
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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33233
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right- off home. See you laterhttp://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/33233
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Dec 06, 2007 12:45:06 PM CST
I forgot about the having sex with the golden girls part of that
by kloipy
my history shall live on!
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Master Oats is in the hoooouse...Gonna drop some knowledge on your asses! Insulin is where it's at! Processing sugar and all dat!Obesity obesity obesity Ya shud be jogging in the city...word
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Judging from the plot and special effects and "dark" theme, because all the cool kids are doing it, this one looks way better than the first movie.
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just in the middle of it...when Coolio suddenly shows up. And then disappears.
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Dec 06, 2007 12:56:33 PM CST
Who dares summon the great and all powerful Coolio?!
by reel american hero
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and not have to change the title.
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Lep has become a very successful business leprechaun, and is out scouring the city for love. Little does he know that horse face chick whom he has fallen for, has stolen his gold. Love is a bitch, horse face will soon be face down in a ditch.
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damn i was having fun. See ya later once again
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Lep Vice...Lep and Coolie team up to take down the Miami crooks. The only problem is that Coolio is in each episode only ten seconds. Hard to stop crime that way.
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I should probably lay off the coolie ade...geez.
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Lep is without memory...doesn't even know that he's lost his gold. It's up to Master Oats and Postmaster P to help him regain his memory before he loses his gold...forever!
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You know he would just shit himself in the city of gold
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The Leprechaun recruits Master Oats and Coolio to take down THE BATESnet.
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He wouldshitbricksof gold!
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Leprechaun in Heaven
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If you build it, they willdiediedie!
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Wilford as Little JohnCoolio as MarianTHE BATES as Friar Tuck
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THE BATES and the Leprechaun sizzle on screen!
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Postmaster P
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Lep:
I come from the land of the Irish spring
Dublin's the place where I learned my thing
From the Emerald Isle to your place in the hood
I'm the man of green come to do no good
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Plenteous dope, this place is hype
There's a lassie, she's just my type
I hate to resort so soon to magic
Haven't been laid in so long it's tragic
I'm so bad, I'm good
I'll show you what to do, so lend an ear
Don't worry, little lassie, you've got nothing to fear
Sit with the lad who's lean and green
And let me show you why I'm a love machine
Come to do no good
I'm a wee green guy who's new to town
Show me what you do when you get down
I'll go up, you go down
We'll cause a scene, you'll love the green
Lep and Zombie Girls together:
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Lep in the Hood, when we're bad, we're good
Lep:
From the cliffs of Mawr to your front door
Better turn out the lights and pray some more
We're gonna party through the night until the dawn
Then you and I are gonna get it on
Lep and Zombie Girls together:
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Zombie Girls:
Lep in the Hood, come to do no good
Lep in the Hood...
Lep:
Come to do no good.
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the Lep in the Hood, come to do no good...
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I found a bunch of fan sites, it's great stuff
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Master Oats says: keep it real, eat a happy meal
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It's been fun man
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anything with Da Cool boy deserves a watch
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What does LWW being one of the best movies i've seen have to do with age, not like I ranked it, but I love a lot of movies and am highly critical of much more...yes, one of the best films, name a recent film that came out after that was much better...it was a well told story, the characters and their relationships worked, it was done well, and the story was told for the most part visually...i think the film has been bashed because it is a good family film, yet it has a very deep message...it's a great film. Did it reach the level of LOTR in my view? No, but i prefer LOTR's source material. I think LWW is one of the best films out there, and Adamson didn't get enough credit for the job he did.
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and micheal ironside!mario van peebles was such a terrible villan, though..on the plus side, bush shots!
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Dec 06, 2007 5:33:35 PM CST
Coolio is in a Croatian called film Ta divna splitska noć
by ironic_name
Coolio played a role of US Navy sailor Franky in 2004 Croatian film Ta divna splitska noćand 'Leui ting jin ging'
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The CGI-character trailer catchphrase of the year. Ranks up there with "Yousa people gonna die???"
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warick davies as burton, kathy bates as lopan
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Dec 06, 2007 6:29:32 PM CST
in a world.. in a time.. in a land.. on an outpost in space..
by ironic_name
http://tinyurl.com/noylo
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I'm...astonished.
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They make Voyage of the Dawn Treader. Now that's what I call a Voyage.
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The plot for people who haven't seen it: An Irish Leprechaun kidnaps the princess of some planet trying to get her to marry him so he can become a king. Marines drop in and rescue her after a gritty, balls-to-the-wall Leprechaun versus Space Marines firefight. Yes--I said Leprechaun versus Space Marines firefight. Possibly the most authentic realization of future combat ever committed to film. And you think a squad of heavily-armed Space Marines are any kind of match for an Irish Leprechaun? Think again. Based on what I saw the leprechaun apparently has two rather significant advantages going for him: 1.) He CANNOT DIE 2.) He can conjure ANYTHING into existence at ANY TIME ex nihilo. Now, normally a writer for the stage or screen is familiar with certain venerable dramatic principles, like don't have a character that both cannot die as well as conjure anything willy-nilly out of thin air at any time with no restrictions, because that would just be stupid...But Leprechaun 4 plays by its own rules. Things I learned from Leprechaun in Space: Never...ever...under any circumstances, urinate on a leprechaun's corpse. That is for zombies. You have to desecrate the corpses of zombies, or they come back. Leprechauns are different. Write this down. If you confuse zombies and leprechauns in this regard, you are going to be in for one hell of a bad day. Also, Why the FUCK is there a picture of a moon landing on the cover? The action never takes place more than an infinity miles away from the moon. That's a long-ass way from the moon, even by god's standards, and so why the FUCK is it on the cover? It just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh. Also, I am not Mittenheim. I am...MITTENSHCPIDAH! (spider--he's part mittenheim, part spider, you see). Ah what a deleriously horrible movie.
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Warwick deserves that. Fuck narnia- The Lion, The Witch and THe Leprechaun would be a far more entertaining film.
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don't I at least get som e Big Fucking Robots? I mean, I am in space and all....
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I'm not having that. Do I talk about Leprechaun films or series that could do with going to space? hmmm.
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It was shit. But the little person from Twin Peakes played a leprechaun. Warwick could take him though.
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Doubt it though.
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set in space- The Good, The Bad, and The Leprechaun on the moon would be awesome.
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Coming Christmas 2008....The Lep's bastard sons are going to teach everyone a little something about the 'giving' spirit...
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"Raindrops keep fallin' on me hat" "That's because we're in Ireland, son"
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dubious porn adaptation of a classic starring Leprechauns. All of whom are photocopier repair leprechauns. And Brothers. They turn up at various offices to fix the copiers. Hilarity and shagging ensue.
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People make fun of the Lep's high water pants. Lep not happy. Carnage and mayhem follow...wait for it...shortly.
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A porn.
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Another porn.
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Yup..the Lep is really hitting his groove now.
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Imagine the Leprechaun with his very own cowboy show!Ride 'em high and let 'em all die!
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keep this TB alive
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Bah bah black sheep
have you any pain
yes sir yes sir
the Lep is on the train
one for postmaster
one for Mack Daddy
and one for Coolio
who's only a cameo
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the Leprechaun is whoringthey stole his golddeath they were toldnow everyone is in mourning..
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Mack Daddy, Coolio, and Postmaster P
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This is great. I wonder if we can push this past 500
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Dude, what's with all the troma hate over there? I grew up on it, and if you can't love it for what it is that you shouldn't be aloud to watch movies
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Dec 07, 2007 7:52:05 AM CST
I think you and I are the biggest Troma fans on this site, Jarv
by kloipy
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I think it goes over the heads (or should that be under) of some of these stuck up geeks. they just don't appreciate the quality of Troma.
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There's ANOTHER SATC TB up- Fools! do you not remember what happened last time?
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Yo,yo,yo Brimley in da house! My name is Wilford, I got diabetes. I’m so old I signed the Louisiana purchase treaty. Check your blood sugar, you fuckin check it often, cause you don’t want to end up in a mahogany coffin.
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The schinder's list gag seriously. Pricks.
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In Toxie 2, he mashes a midget into a ball and slam dunks him. Amazing. oh and SATC, do they want me to go in there and start ranting about the Golden Girls again? That TB is all over the place
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word.
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It's a joke!
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the Leprechaun made him fallHe bit off his earand made a bootisn't thata real hoot?
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all that matters is that we drive Leprechaun back up the charts. another great example of why troma rules- The opening monologue in Nymphoid Barabarian: "Sometimes my juices flow". and they say the magic has gone from cinema....
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is the way some subjects get absolute overkill levels of coverage (Speed Racer, HDM) and some get not a jot. It's very strange.
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I realize there's a wide range of movies people dig, but speed racer? What the fuck is that all about?
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a book. It means less than nothing to me. I care less about it than I do about most of the shit being adapted.
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I've seen it maybe 3 times and I just dont get it
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then it would be fucktastically great.
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Kathy Bates is the Mach 5
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I'm stealing that. It's a slice of deep fried gold. Fucking magical.
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meant to give a fuck about? what's so great about it?
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I never watched it besides maybe 5 minutes.
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It's an anime which American kids growing up in the 60s and, in my case, the 70s watched compulsively. I used to love the show but haven't seen an episode since 1978 or so. I do own a small, die-cast Mach 5 in its original bubble pack, though. Yes, I am a nerd.
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Thundarr the Barbarian type of kid....
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just not my thing at all. All my friends loved Dragon ball Z and all that stuff, but I watched it once and that was enough for me
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that would be Spunktacular
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It could change the world! (shudder...)
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Believe me, I was shuddering while typing the above post...
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but then again my mom had me watch Eraserhead when I was 8 and I think that screwed me up a bit
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Mind you- I don't give a shit about the cartoons from then either. The hardon people had for the 86 TF movie was beyond me.
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I'm more old school...like Eddie Shore.
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especially if they did Ren and Stimpy Closeups on her
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I don't get it either. Although I do own the obligatory copies of Akira and Ghost in The Shell.
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I grew up in the 80's too, and i look back on some of the crap people still love and it's like, you realize you love a coporate excuse to sell toys right?
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But that came after the film. It would be poo to make a film from the cartoon. I never bought into his animated love interest though.
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but leave it up to Troma to make a kids cartoon out of a movie that talk about cornholing a blind girl and running over a kids head with a car for fun
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...I can't stand anime aout 99% of the time (even the porn), and that's probably why I haven't watched any Speed Racer as an adult; I'm simply afraid of the crushing disappointment.
The weird thing is, I can forget a three-item shopping list I wrote an hour ago, but I can still recite the Speed Racer theme song in my sleep.
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I just saw the epi that they had Thom Yorke on. Great stuff. I started watching SGCTC when I was like 10. Way before Adult Swim
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I'm serious it's one of the best episodes ever. Space Ghost says "Oh Iced T you are a sweet and refreshing drink." and Ice-T goes "yes I am sweet and refreshing" and space ghost says "I wasn't talking to you, I was speaking in general"
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Ice-T in a Leprechaun movie, but also in a Space Ghost cartoon. Oooooohh joy!
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you need to watch it right away, it's amazing
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That's fucking hilarious!
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this is Space Ghost's rap. My name is SG and it's plain to see, that I'm SG and my name is SG. and Ice-T is all like "um..yeah that's good Space"
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He has some absolutely classic lines- I'll just go and find them
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Space Ghost rapping..I'm still laughing..That's gotta be on youtube or something.
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I can't stand that fuckin guy
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"Mother-fucker... I knew there was
something familiar about those
rhymes he was kicking. They're
from my rhyme book! That's my
money! And those are my hos! And that's my video he's shooting
today."
"You fucking phonies! Sum' bitch!
Gimme my rhyme book! Gimme back my
chain! Gimme back my hos!"
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and M-O-M is indeed a complete tool. I can't think of another user as universally despised as he is.
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despises the little prick.
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I've tried blunt force trauma, I've tried reason, I've tried ignoring him. He is just truly revolting
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I was gettin' into it with Micturating Benjamin
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X the ELiminatorrrrrrrrr?
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he talks sense, but he just couches it in such an appaling attitude it makes me want to smack him
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I can totally picture what type of guy he would be in person. that whole 'holier than thou" thing
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Is our good buddy Total Fucking Destruction
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http://www.adultswim.com/video/index.html
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that whole episode is great. SOOOOOOOLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO Dance Party!!!
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His posts are brilliant
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hahahaha
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God, that bear suit shit still cracks me up
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So should come soon. I've also got Ghost Rider on that.
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You dance like a woman.If the woman were a man.you got me there.
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Horrid, horrid shit. In my opinion, much worse than FF. From a purely movie stand point, not what they may have done to the characters/universe stuff. Just a shitty movie.
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Just fucking BAD. The CGI is so fucking stiff and the emo bad guys are retarded
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and probably the worse "action" scenes ever. Only time you'll actually see the villains stand there and wait to get zapped.
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Dec 07, 2007 10:33:56 AM CST
but of course, for those who enjoy a certain amount
by just pillow talk
of pain while watching movies once in a while, it's a must-see.
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that should be the star of the movie
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I'll be back to help in an hour
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Don't want to anger them.
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but I will not leave this talkback in its hour of need...
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Sorry Doc, I'm just very surprised...
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sad really.
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by the time I get back here. I am hoping beyond hope that I receive Equilibrium tomorrow so that I can watch it at some point during the weekend.
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see you monday
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407th. heh
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what's really funny is that we've driven this TB up to near the one on Al Qaeda- those ones normally reach the fucking moon.
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scary thoughts
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I just got it in the mail. I'll probably throw it in now.
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Dec 07, 2007 2:02:08 PM CST
I'm thinking if any movie could have had samurai monkeys
by just pillow talk
The Protector would have been it.
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Tony Jaa is fucking amazing man
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but I think I prefer Jet Li. Same huge white dude from Hero is in this as well. Guy is a fucking monster.
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hmmm...winter is most definitely here.
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It's SO cold
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and I take back what I said...once Tony lost it, he's pretty fucking awesome. I don't think I've seen so many broken arms and legs in so short a time span. At least 50 broken arms and another 50 broken legs. He's fuckantastically insane. I think he would be great at birthday parties.
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Me thinks not.
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He's a wiry little fucker. He is pretty fuckantastic. I wish it was warmer
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Even if you really want to kill an elephant and, you know, display it? Don't!Side note: don't throw him near said elephant that is dead and skinned. Elephant bones to the head leave marks.
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In Ong Bak there is this chase scene where to get away from the bad guys he does a running sideway split underneath a moving truck, it's fucking crazy
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The name of the final scene:Battle of the Behemoths.I had to watch the final part again. Oh, and one more thing: tendons are important.I'm going to add Ong Bak to netflix now.
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There is a scene in Ong Bak where they try to blow Tony up, but instead of dying he jumps out of the fire, his legs engulfed in flames and does some crazy kick-shit. Also the last battle goes on for like 10 minutes straight and it is ferocious
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THAT...just sold me.
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flaming leg kicks. Just think what that experience could add to a movie like Good Night and Good Luck
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life is like a box..WHACK!FLAMING LEG KICK TO THE HEAD.
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LP mentioned a month or so ago about producing another Beastmaster movie. I think we should incorporate the following things into said movie: FLAMING LEG KICKWarwick Davis aka leprechaun THE BATES Samurai monkeys Box office gold
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Frankly Scarlett, I don't..FLAMING LEG KICK TO HEAD!
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give new meaning to Under the TUSKan sun..heh-heh...
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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington and kicks the senators with flaming legs
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Dude, I wish I didn't have to go home now!
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Soon as the Lion starts crying..WHACK! Tin Man...here's your fucking heart...WHACK!She would own Oz...OWN IT.
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Lol! Thread Hijacking at it's finest. Carry on, then.
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Maybe "Girl Hair", with Hanson (Hansen?), those girl-haired brothers who had the hit song back in the day. Lovecraftian Beast Santa Claus: Give the teeth to me, I'M THE GOOD ONE!" Also, that one season finale with the Invasion of the Body Snatchers plants was a hilarious survivalist parody. (You fool, that's decaf!). But hell, there's a lot of good ones.
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Cause now there's a liquor store involved.
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TV show that could have used FLAMING LEG KICKS: Sex in the City
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Dec 08, 2007 8:50:08 AM CST
they use trains now...mass transit is really being pushed
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Dec 08, 2007 12:05:10 PM CST
zangief throws a baby elephant through a window, doesn't he.
by ironic_name
in ong bak.
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http://tinyurl.com/22s56a
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shame it's dead now.
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Equilibrium was fucktastically great! And wearing white IS fashionable.
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I could have used the FLAMING LEG KICK to the head before watching that...
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Though I guess burning monkey hair wouldn't be a pleasant smell...
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as the baby elephant...heh-heh...I really loved the part when they threw...threw the baby elephant. Baby elephant rubbed some dirt on it and was back in the game!
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smile off your face"...
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pretty damn quick. I also like how they had to 'show' us that the tendons in that big dude went snap, crackle, pop! Even though he just thought back to what his master or whomever said "go for the tendons"...sheesh.
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does NOT do steroids. Barry Bonds told me.
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to the head. Perhaps the prequels could have been saved.
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it would have been better. Or...maybe not.
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I really enjoy that movie. Bale is just great in everything he does. Whoever the fuck it was in another talkback who said he was over-rated..fucking idiot. I can't wait to see Rescue Dawn.
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fucktastically great!
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Disney Film. Especially those involving any TV stars.
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that's what Angela yells after a flamimg leg kick to Tony's head
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OH YEAH! *Flaming Leg Kick*
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No time for flaming leg kicks Dr. Jones
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Indiana Jones and the last FLAMING LEG KICK
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Throw me the idol and I'll give you a flaming leg kick..
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His pussy boy shit worked in Shattered Glass...not so much as Darth.
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They're at the dinner table...he's making his mound of mashed potatoes...when flying through the window is Tony Jaa with a FLAMING LEG KICK!
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Damn, the gang green suck.
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one guest appearance per movie...doing FLAMING LEG KICKS to someone in each movie.
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No speaking lines in his cameo's, just flaming leg kicks
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After doing his FLAMING LEG KICK, he just leaves the way he came in. Everyone will be like WTF did we just see?
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"Hoke, slow down, you're going to fast" "Oh yeah, miss Daisy" then Tony Jaa, with legs flaming, jumps through the car window and kicks Miss Daisy to death, end scene
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Tom Hanks would be so sad.
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over the weekend. She only lasted about 4 minutes.
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The words "appreciation for bad movies" isn't in 99% of women's vocabulary...
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but she just doesn't even want to give them a chance. I did get her into Die Hard, but now she wants to rent the movies instead of letting me go. This past week she came home with The Nanny Diaries and A CGI Winnie the Pooh movie
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FLAMING LEG KICKS. I threw in Aliens a couple of nights ago and my wife won't even watch that..."too scary"..sigh.
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I don't like them showing us Newt's parents going to the Alien ship. I liked it better when we 'discover' that they've all be cocooned when the Marines find them.
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E.T.
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She liked the first two X-men, Spiderman somewhat..she liked Batman Begins. She did watch Children of Men and Casino Royale with me. Both movies too violent for her though.
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she hates that I love horror movies so much, but I sort of nudged her along to liking some of them.
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you can't change the world in a day!
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FLAMING LEG KICK to work!
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The Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia!
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some like it...hot.
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like starwars, only with hercules.
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Dec 10, 2007 10:20:30 AM CST
I hear the new Star Trek will have FLAMING LEG KICKS
by just pillow talk
The Federation was more old school back then...
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KICKS.
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in Nat'l Treasure...but FLAMING LEG KICKS. Roll credits.
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but the footage was mysteriously burned.
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but not the kind we like
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kathy bates, that chick who looks like paula poundstone, and nic cage in..THE WARICKER MAN!coolio stars as himself.
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starring Nic, Warwick, and The Bates with quest appearance by Tony Jaa as the Hot dog vendor doing flaming leg kicks
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"dumb and dumber had flaming leg kicks
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also starring coolio as, ironically, a hotdog.
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their jobs. "We work our buns off, and this is the thanks we get?"
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but all he did was instill morals into people and emo devil vampires dreadlock ghosts.
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we clearly rule the TB- BTW- I pity you poor guy's, My missus LOVED Lep in Space, and is sceptically waiting for the awesomeness of Lep in da hood. She doesn't believe lightening can strike twice.
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this has been a shitty work day, I've actually had to work. Pah, Flaming leg kick to work, indeed.
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Dec 10, 2007 10:43:57 AM CST
all he did was instill morals into people and emo devil vampires
by lost jarv
so I should take it off the Lovefilm list then?
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with the utter lack of news maybe 1st isn't out of the picture.
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You have to. It's like a law or something.
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FLAMING LEG KICK!!
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According to Stephen Colbert, they have 1 1/2 inch penises. Hence, if you want to make fun of other bears...tell them they are hung like a panda.
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so when lil kim says that "he had a hurricane tongue and a king kong dick"
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colbert doesn't like bears because his father WAS a bear.."coal-bear" knows it to be true.
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and keep the dream alive!tony jaa is counting on you, he didn't pour gasoline on his kneesocks to be forgotten!
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those are tears...since they are 'ill-equipped'...
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Somewhere...Tony Jaa weeps in joy at your contributions...
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lose their penis when shagging. depressing, especially when you see the state of female octopi. It's probably not worth it.
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FLAMING LEG KICKS rule!
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seriously, It's a FUCKING BEAR. 500 pounds of Bear. It's not like you can spy on it's cock in a public urinal or anything.
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that's like knowing your going to lose your dick, and the only thing you can hit is THE BATES. Er, suddenly I feel sick...
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is only packing a tiny weapon? and why would you want to know?
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Pandas have issues down below.
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has overtaken us again. pah, golden compass is truly the gorilla cock of TB's.
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they're always part of his threatdown. If were aren't vigilant, bears will take over the world. Ya know, like that ape movie.
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Hah. I spit on you Golden compass TB.
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from Warwick to Panda dicks
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could be the wild kingdom cock rating. For instance, Ghostrider is a gorilla cock.
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From Warwick to Panda Dicks. Throw in a FLAMING LEG KICK from Tony Jaa, and well, I'm not sure what you get...
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Polar bears dont count
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Dec 10, 2007 11:27:22 AM CST
I don't know what you get back that sounds like a Postmaster P
by kloipy
rap to me. Just listen to the awesome A A A ryhme scheme
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tough choice this one, which end of the animal to discuss.
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From Warwick to panda dicksTony Jaa flaming leg kicksDeliverance brought us some hicksIsiah has ruined the NY KnicksTHE BATES makes everyone sick
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has made me happy. It may die now, but it makes me smile that we had help from Australia today. For you...Coolio.
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A flaming leg kick
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We are the Underdog and the Indy TB is like Apollo Creed. It's 3 of us versus 1,000 tb'ers saying that Indy is too flamy
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FLAMING LEG KICK before they went out and utterly destroyed Uconn a few weeks ago.
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Bears usually get the shitty end of the stick- Winnie the pooh: name says it all- he clearly loves the cock. Baloo- fucking disney, played third fiddle to a child and a fucking panther with sexuality "issues"The Edge- failed to eat anyone. Was quite poorThe Great Outdoors- took two shotgun blasts at close range, but did end up bare headed and bare assed. this is not a great list. Clearly Bears need to make a comeback
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I'm up to the fucking challenge.
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it's Flaming Leg Kicks around the world
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and that drippy shit with Brad Pitt in it wasn't it. Fucking Bear didn't even eat him. Bears are never handled properly by anyone other than Colbert.
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I don't remember if he ate him though.Legends of the Fall, doesn't Brad Pitt get eaten at the end?
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Those bears didn't fuck around
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Hmmm...bears have gotten the shaft.
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it must be the only dangerous animal that hasn'tFucking robbery, says I, fucking robbery.
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while doing flaming leg kicks
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Bears don't sing or laugh, they just eat you
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Fell asleep in it and frankly lack the will to watch it again. You don't see the bear chomp him in Grizzly Man- which I did forget. There are more kick ass Gorilla films than bear ones.
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but the bears did get their revenge on the dude and his girl who lived with bears. That had to make the bear community feel pretty good about themselves.
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yet in films are all cuddly or useless. It's entirely winne the pooh's fault. Let's get him.
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and WTF were they doing eating porridge anyway?
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much scarier I believe.
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fat, useless, borderline-paedo- honey swilling cunt. Fuck him.
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one would have thought the other bears would have "gotten to him" already. Probably that fucking piglet...
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Bears in film only show up for 2 seconds and then the characters do a double take and the music starts sounding like looney tunes and they run away. Whatever happened to the days where the bear would tear you apart?
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Fuck his whole hippie commune of gay animals. Fuck Honey, a real bear would have chomped the lot. And he admits to being a "bear of little brain"- and that Yogi Bear and Booboo cunt-y married couple and their twisted pic-a-nic basket fixation. They should have chomped the ranger.
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hahaha I'm smarter than the average bear! NO YOU AREN"T YOU DUMB FUCK. A real bear wouldn't fuck around with a picnic basket, he would eat the ranger
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If I had any animation talent or financial backing whatsoever. Which I don't.
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Mogli. I'll give you "Bear Necessities" you patronising little cunt. How dare you ride on me. And not in the fun way.
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of the aftermath of a bear attack. there was just a the legs left
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Yes- we are first. i feel I've given something back to the Bear community.
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Yogi needs a FLAMING LEG KICK right in his fucking belly.
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The Good, The Bad and The Bear. A fistful of honey Escape from Jellystone Park Indiana Jones and a Bear's digestive tract.
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solid coach.
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there should have been bears! An army of bears...
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Yogi, Winnie, Baloo, or booboo. On balance, I think Baloo as the other ones are all runty and borderline gay. Whereas Baloo is clearly the biggest animal in the fucking Jungle. Fat, useless, kiddie fiddling cunt- He's the gary glitter of the bear kingdom. They all let the fucking bear side down though.
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So you have a twin bear...Obi-One was wise to hide her from me...now his failure is complete...if you won't convert to being a man-eater...then perhaps she will!Winnie: nooooooooo!
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So far the only good things I've heard about the Golden Compass involve the drunken, belligerent armoured bear. What sort of crazy person would give an armoured bear a pint? madness, says I, madness.
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there don't seem to be any redeamable bears in film
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Bear fights, bear wins
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Not I. Take the whole fucking keg bear. Oh look, there's a small child in the corner you can snack on...
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in the Thunderdome and make them fight to the death: 4 BEARS ENTER ONE BEAR LEAVESand then they could eat those runaway kids that ruined that film.
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but then he isn't actually a bear and he did lie about his survival show
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Who wouldn't pay to see a bear chomp on Coolio and Postmaster P?
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a) a bear and FLAMING LEG KICK..I believe a movie, no matter how atrocious, can be redeemed somewhat.
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We rule all. There's so much potential for a bear remake of fims. When harry met grizzly: no orgasm faking, but after the bear chomped Billy Crystal the world was saved from awful dreck like Father's Day- a film so awful that that irredeemable cunt Robin Williams raps in it. In GermanI can't over-emphasise how awful it is. I bet the cunt improvised it, because, like it's really funny.
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Titanic. I propose a FLAMING LEG KICK when they are doing their spreading of arms bullshit, and then just have a bear run amok on the ship eating everyone.
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improved it. Billy Crystal does headbutt someone in it. Unconvincingly. I'd like to see him try that with a bear.
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Not too many 'return' customers. And definitely no kissing...just devouring.
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the motehrfucker had better eat Celine Dion. I'd buy that for a dollar.
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I have no idea what this Julia Roberts movie is about, but in this version 'Smile' means 'Devour'.
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Bear eats entire wedding party.
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the champagne and strawberries would be an even bigger waste of time. Unless the bear is Winnie. I hear the little bastard likes to be seduced.
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Does not end well...
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David Fincher's brutal look at the serial killing bear
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is that wannabe Dead Poets Society. unconvincing Art Criticism. Not overly sure how Julia changed their lives- she didn't seem to really. some Bear action would improve it immeasureably.
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Admits he's attracted to Winnie, then proceeds to eat everyone to prove he's still a bear.
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with real bears. One would think they would go undefeated. Sure, there would be personal fouls, but the refs would be eaten too. Who would argue that they didn't win the game?
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bear discovers town full of people dying from water poisoning. Doesn't give a shit about the American legal system- just chomps those that can't escape. Receives Oscar for growling slightly louder and more annoyingly than usual.
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That's really funny.
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The Cold War would have been over so sooner...
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overwrought shit set in an English coastal town. No sex, but Bear gets touched inappropriatly. Bear not happy. Unless Winnie is cast, then the Bears ecstatic.
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7 different actors potray the life of Bart the Bear
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But television has turned them into pussy bears....Winni...Yogi...etc.
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Life is la-ike a box of *CHOMP*
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seriously, check out The Great Outdoors. John Candy shoots a Bear in the ass for comic effect. And this is a big angry motherfucker of a bear.
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Bear enters into poker tournament to stop mad man...disregards plan and eats everyone at tournament.
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What a pity that was never made. 3 completely useless film careers could have been finished in oner fell swoop.
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fucking assholes don't respect the majestic bear
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Micheal Caine: Pull my finger. Bear: CHOMP!
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Jack Burton says OH MY GOD MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Harry accidentally blows off one of the Bear's nads...Bear goes on rampage and eats everyone at Hogwarts. Bear awarded 2,000 points and takes home the cup!
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Wearing spandex makes them angry. Instead of saving everyone, they end up eating everyone. Magneto tastes like chicken.
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The real story as to why Bears are screwed over in the movies.
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Have fun-
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The bear's girlfriend receives former Mrs. Bear's heart. Bear shocked and dismayed by this news. Goes on killing rampage. Bear forgives bear girlfriend. Both enjoy human flesh dinner. The End.
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If you have a look at the progression of headings in this TB it goes from Narnia to Leprechaun to Highlander sequels to Tony Jaa to Animal Penises to insane Bear movies. We've got minds like broken kaleidascopes.
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There's a reason why Bears aren't allowed on planes.
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that's a great line man!
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Definitely not hung like a Panda!
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Very quickly just becoming the Seven Bears.
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High Plains Bear...
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Dec 10, 2007 12:40:51 PM CST
Bears have been underrepresented in the Western genre
by just pillow talk
They should file complaints.
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Stupid, stupid move.
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Um, so Mr. Bear, tell me about...AARRRGGGHH!" CHOMP - CHOMP CHOMP!
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redundant, I know...
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Winnie turned state evidence to save his own fat ass...honey makes a bear do crazy things...
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when pizza is not the main course!
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Everyone eaten by Charlize...the Bear knows a nice piece of ass when he sees one.
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Jersey has more than the smell to deal with on this night!
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fucksticks.
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You think hiding in the mall is gonna save your asses from being a Happy Bear Meal?
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just bears going batshit
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Take care and watch out for bears
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and bears go bearshit..not batshit.Later
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Malcolm in the middleOF TWO FUCKING SLICES OF RYE BREAD!chomp.
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http://tinyurl.com/yoobuj
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Dec 11, 2007 1:52:24 AM CST
chronicles of coolio: the lep, the bates and the FLAMING BEAR CO
by ironic_name
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damn it.
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it was a fun movie.no really!
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http://tinyurl.com/2e3n9q
"Try as they will, and try as they might, who steals me gold won't live through the night!"
"This old Lep, he played one. He played pogo on his lung!"
"I got you in a bear trap....Gonna make you shut your yap! Got you in a bear trap....You look like a stupid sap!"
"Diddely diddely dee, a Leprechaun is me!"
"Curse this well that me soul shall dwell, till I find me magic that breaks me spell."
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Dec 11, 2007 2:18:32 AM CST
It's been a hoot, it's been a blast! But now it's time to kill y
by ironic_name
You challenge the Lep, with the flute at stake?! What tragic errors these humans make!
I'll show you me tally when we step in the alley!
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a collective ass is bad
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the cunt. comedy sidekick bears are the lamest.
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Bond films.The Bear who ate me. The Bear with the golden claws Live and Let Bear From Russia with Bear- although you may have problems getting it through customs Bear's only live twice.
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by willing warick davis into prince caspian.eveyone on this talkback, will lacey chabert to marry me!
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Dec 11, 2007 4:36:38 AM CST
we got warick in, part 3 will have tony jaa in it if we believe
by ironic_name
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we can make it to #1
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I can't believe warwick has got another role in narnia. The man's god. This deserves it's own TB. Momentous news indeed.
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I mean we are a good 200 posts behind. And the Indy TB hasn't even had morons like m-O-M or Noiggity turn up yet and rile everyone. THis is still a sterling effort, nonetheless.
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but the mighty penguin also doesn't fare to well. Gay dancing penguins, surfing penguins- all this shit soils the noble penguins image. Mind you, they aren't scary so who gives a fuck
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fucking pixar and dreamworks. i was fine with disrespecting Ants and insects, but this is beyond the pale.
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Dec 11, 2007 6:40:38 AM CST
I guess it's a step up from reality shit he's been doing
by just pillow talk
He should have a pet bear in the movie that rips everyone's face off.
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He's the bad dwarf apparently. I don't remember a bad dwarf in narnia, but I was 6 when I read it.
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Dec 11, 2007 6:57:14 AM CST
too bad they won't make him a bad ass mo-fo of a dwarf
by just pillow talk
He'll probably be a wuss in this...
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His love is real, but he is not
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the lion, the elephant, the snake. but no Bears?
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Even giant ants had their day in the sun...
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Probably had the most members on screen at one time.
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Fuck that Aliens Predator shit...
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Interupted Hibernation
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No matter who wins, we lose
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a speeding violation...
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Hmm- is 1000 out of the question?
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it wasn't even a real bear! It was a damn ape
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damn it. I'm not convinced about samurai monkeys. SUrely we need Samurai Bears and Ninja Meerkats?
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you guys post too fast
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear
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the metropolis remake. That would be funny,
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in the Gay world a big hairy man is called a Bear, this is not a good thing
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They've trained for thousands of years...don't let that training go to waste by refusing to have them on the big screen.
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I should write to his people and see if we can get him in here
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Clan of the Cave Bear...tribe of little people vs. Mammoths...Epic.
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commercials...he's actually a cold blooded killer.
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called Agent One-Half
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A big hairy homosexual that rips other gay people's arms off. I just hope he doesn't wear those stupid leather trousers with the arse cut out.
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and they've got brains the size of a walnut. And they're extinc. You don't get any more useless than dead
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and they've got brains the size of a walnut. And they're extinct. You don't get any more useless than dead
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that Warwick was mad when Vern Troyer started getting all the attention?
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Gentle Ben. Cunt's even called gentle. Where's the CHOMPING>
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Vern was obviously just a flash in the pan. Warwick wouldn't have been any good as mini-me. And vern doesn't have the acting chops for Leprechaun.
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When was the last time you saw a bear action figure?
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Probably yelling "I"m fucking Willow...I'm the Leprechaun...where's my love?"Now he's Agent One-Half...maybe he'll team-up with fifty-cent..
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which really says it all. And Paddington Bear is also a cunt. But I don't think he made it into american culture.
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Narnia- Warwick clearly rules over vern. And I read somewhere that Vern has a drinking problem
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yellow hat, right? No, the little fucker got stateside. We fed him to some dinosaurs....
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/sixeight/1127021774/
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that would be a classic police blotter waiting to happen I think...
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Illegal immigrant cunt. We left teh fucker at sangette.
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that says it all
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you don't get any more lame than them.
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http://tinyurl.com/2p88cm
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have gotten to the Care Bears, since ya know, they're bright fucking blue, yellow, pink, etc!
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seriously, even Julian Clary would draw the line at that
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you must be making that up
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I'm calling The Bates on this one
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They also do placement for very tall actors: "Think Big, Think Willow"...seven foot plus.
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he also says his first name is pronounced WaRRick. Fuck that
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I think you should go over there and get him in your Beastmaster movie. We'll have bears and The Bates in it as well.
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and 24 would be better if kiefer played..JACK BEAR!
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REAL bears don't live in the comfort of a house...they live in the wild mauling stuff.
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I'm callin you out!
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different if, instead of that friendly Abominable Snowman, it was a bear...a hungry bear. Santa would be pissed.
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is coming soon, i know one of the animators, he got to watch angelina jolie doing voices.. then he offered to cook her some homemade freanch food.
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Dec 11, 2007 7:52:38 AM CST
His middle name is Ashley, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
by kloipy
EVIL DEAD Y'ALL starring Warwick Davis in every role
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RINGPIECE OF THE WORM. and not pussy bears either. And paddington bear is not cool. He's a duffel-coat wearing simpleton.
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true, he isn't the bear equivalent to snake plissken,but the show is really peaceful.
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but they'd better not pussify the bear. Even if it is only a panda- the gayest of the bears.
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Shakespeares only stage direction is "Exit stage pursued by bear" That bear chomps the motherfucker as well. Ain't no weaselly bears in Shakespeare. A proper writer- showing the noble bear due respect.
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and i will FLAMING LEG KICK anyone who doesn't respect paddington bear's divine authority.
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HIP HOP HARRY. BEARS DONT RAP AND THEY AREN'T YELLOW AND THEY DONT HANG WITH KIDS, THEY EAT THEM
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Who deserves to die more: Barney or the bear in the blue house.Barney, but I had to think about it.
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Have you ever been to paddington? He's named after a fucking STATION for god's sake. British stations are horrible
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And they don't need no stinking armor...
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of children who think bears are 'cute'? Where is the respect and fear of the majestic bear?
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at play in the fields of the lord.YES.
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say Bagpuss. Bagpuss took drugs
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Blue House must perish. We'll have a pack of grizzlies break into his house and tear him limb from limb.
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*FLAMING LEG KICK*
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http://www.flickr.com/photos/salomon888/245168966/
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and way subversive.
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Since my daughter likes Pooh.
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That's hip hop harry. he's a cunt
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who remembers babar?stylish motherfucker.
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where an inbred in dungarees kicks a bear in the happy sack to steal his fish. It's quite insulting to the mighty bear. but also quite funny- even if it would be better if the bear got up off the floor and savaged him.
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you never see a rich bear
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and
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humphrey_B._Bear
humphrey! -
I only saw that when I was stoned off my tits at Uni.
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SOOTY you cunt. Take your wank magic and your shitty squeaking and your hopeless inbred panda girlfriend and your moron puppeteer and FUCK OFF
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I always wanted sweep to go haywire with a chainsaw. that would have at least been watchable.
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all pussies
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tony jaa would save him from the old lady, AND introduce madeline and the old lady, like that episode of the simpsons with the bigger brother.
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than Mickey Mouse. And won't pay up what they owe. Not only is this evil corporations fucking the little guy, but it also perpetuates the myth of the useless bear.
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the teddy bear starts moving!robocop is gonna die!call snuggle the fabric softner bear to save peter!
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Killed and partially consumed by a 112 pound female and her 40 pound yearling. The attack occurred near the Goshen Prong/Little River trail junction 1.5 miles upstream from Elkmont, Great Smoky Mountains near
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http://tinyurl.com/ypufgm
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Giving respect back to the Bear. I think we should purge the rubbish bears. I'll do a list, and in order of death.
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He disappeared while backpacking in the Alaskan wilderness. Days later, searchers found his campsite with his bare skeleton, one intact hand, and both feet, still booted.
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I hate that fucking Richard Simmons of Bears
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http://tinyurl.com/2a3dqg
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hes a chav, with fucking claws.
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say that out loud for a laugh.
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1) pooh: kids love him, but he is an instrument of corporate evil, and seems to be inexplicably proud to be stupid 2)yogi: has homosexual relationship with booboo. Thinks he's smart. Isn't3) booboo- see yogi. If one of them dies the other also has to. 4)bear in the big blue house. He thinks he's nice, and a talented singer. Deserves to die. 5)Care Bears. Flourescent and useless. Must die 6)Sooty. Please see my post above. I hate him. 7)paddington bear. Named after a station. Wears duffel coat. Illegal immigrant8) gentle Ben. Complete sell out cunt. 9)Baloo- Thinks he's wacky and zany. Borederine inter-species paedo. complete cunt. 10)Bear with the shites in that dr doolittle sequel. Everyone involved in that should die.
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Flourescent and useless. Must die hahahahaha
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He's got a duffel coat. Chavs wear stylish sporting company sponsored hoodies. It does have a hood, but it also has buttons.
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all useless bears getting knocked off.
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they wouldn't let him have a dog.he got a bear.byron was taking lessons on over the top ludicrousness from [boston legal's] alan shore
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10 most useless covered. Not one of them has managed to chomp someone.
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also had a club foot and a thing for incest. A truly insane dude.
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see what happens when you eat honey instead of flesh? Silly bear indeed.
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and shot 17 times by Coolio.
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but can you see the parental outcry- They accidentally rent BEARS OF DEATH as they see it features loads of children's favourites only to discover that it is actually torture porn. The Care Bears come to a particularly nasty end. Flourescent cunts.
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how many bears have been persecuted by the media/news.
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Snuggle gets disembowled by a dryer sheet
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Boo boo survives, but gets thrown into Guantanamo Bay where he repeatedly gets his bearhood, such has it were, raped.
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http://tinyurl.com/2xsrtn
if anyone says anything bad about bart they will meet mr.T's friend PAIN. -
by Smokey the Bear.
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Turns out he aint so hip any more
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his stomach explodes all over Christopher Robin
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they should have been more CareFUL bears...
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in front of his family and friends. Goodnight moon
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a bear, shoots him, and then eats him...Pooh a la gratin.
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balcony by his son, who is tired of all the other bears making fun of his dad in school.
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Fear the Bear, Fear the Bear!
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the only creature in any seagal movie that seagal couldn't kill.
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POTUS decides to go hunting. He heads out into the wild with his guides and his security detail to hunt bears. THey've been trucking along for a while when he sees a Bear. He takes aim and BANG. The bear hits the deck. george is pleased with himself, but when he gets to the clearing the bear is nowhere to be seen. Just at that moment the bear grabs him from behind and gives him one up the arse. After it's finished it then legs it into the forest. George, understandably, is a bit pissed off. So he gets a fucking AK-47 off his security. "I'm ah gonna get that fucking bear". His trackers stalk it for a while, and then they see it in another clearing. GEorge takes aim and mows the fucker down. Confidently he strides into the clearing. The bear jumps from nowhere and again rectally violates the commander in chief. George is now livid. He orders in a chopper- completely armed and says "FUCKING BEAR. I'M THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE A DEAD FUCKING BEAR". They chase it in the helicopter, but the bear is cunning and stays below the tree coverage. Unfortunately it wonders into a clearing. POTUS gives the order and blows it up with all the firepower on the helicopter. Confidently he strides into the clearing, and there is no sign of the bear. As he feels to big arms grab him he hears a voice say "You're not here for the hunting, are you Mr President?"
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he was fucking huge. Saw a special about him on Animal Planet over the weekend actually
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I'll be here all week. Try the veal
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Dec 11, 2007 8:44:54 AM CST
ROUNDHOUSE FLAMING KICKS to any who don't love paddington.
by ironic_name
g'night.
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symbol. Fuck the donkey, bring on the BEAR
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we're catching indy. And it's all about the bears.
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BRING ON DA BEARS
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they are probably thinking about banning us hahaha
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people trapped in a tiny cabin being stalked by bears
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they know the true power of bears.And sorry ironic...Paddington is going down. The Bear community will not stand for his shit anymore.
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Al Gored. Backed by Darth Mauled.
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YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT HE DOES
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they would win.
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TFD siting in the Nic Cage/Alex Proyas thread. We now continue your regularly scheduled programs of FUCKING BEARS.
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Rudy Guiliani:"I think it is a disgrace that my oponent has chosen a bear as his running mate" Moderator:"Mr. Bear you have 30 seconds for a rebuttal." Mr.Bear:"RRRRRROOOOAAAARRRR" Moderator:"Well it appears that Rudy is now dead due to bear wounds, and that concludes our debate" America: "YAY"
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BEARACK OBAMA. but the question that everyone is asking: Is america ready for a black bear president?
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"Mr. Huckabee, how do you feel about same sex marriage?""Well, I....aaaarrrrgggghhhhh!""The bear makes a good point."
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all of the candidates would be thrown into a gladiator type ring and fight to the death with a giant bear.
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He's a bear that wears waterproof headgear and a duffel coat. Justice demands that he must die.
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WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO 'BEAR' ARMS!
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usually win. I feel so foolish though, because I voted for Tony Bear in 1997- and new labear are ruining this country. No-one will vote for Gordon Brown Bear though. He's a scottish cunt.
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and just out of curiosity- how come right to bear arms and form militia hasn't been repealed for being a stupid antiquated law?
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from our own government. :-)If that were the case, we would have "Bears and balances" in place.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:31:14 AM CST
I wish I had a bear with me during the morning rush hour
by just pillow talk
One would hope they would take one look at the bear and move the fuck outta my way.
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but it would be cool to ride a bear to work through north london.
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a cautionary tale of woe
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fucking bear ate my "w" key. It was bloody hard to get back.
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where she got eaten by a giant bear? That bear was hardcore
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one hear rending tale of a family of menstruel women torn apart by a bear. He could smell the blood.
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1)the right to maul2)independent Bears 3)freedom from hibernation 4)freedom from hunters 5)freedom to tear arms off in self-defence6)freedom to take a dump where they see fit without interference from humans 7)freedom of growl8)freedom from being put in TV shows, circuses, and the like 9)freedom of fines from said dumping in woods and chomping humans
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One of those is always a short and 'dead' end trip.
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Bearsketball extrodinare
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not a classic
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Now my T key isn't working properly. May as well feed the whole bloody thing to the bears
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never holds a job long since kids are quickly consumed.
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Dec 11, 2007 9:47:33 AM CST
hmm, Is the world ready for the sheer, unmitigated, undiluted
by lost jarv
awesomeness of BEAR v LEPRECHAUN IN SPACE WITH FLAMING LEG KICKS? It would indeed be truly awesome.
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The Sound of Bears - less singing and dancing and more chomping and growling.
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Tickets...tickets...tickOHMYGOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Dreaming does not help....
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Animation will never be the same for kids again.
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Oh, look, he has a button nose...AAAARRRGGGHHH...my hand...the bastard ripped of my hand!
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Good Grief!
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2 rogue bears on the streets of miami- carnange and hilarity ensue in this never to be forgotten take on the cop-buddy movie. Inexplicable slow-mo promised, and soundtrack by Aerosmith featuring their new song "Dude, Looks like a bear"
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That shitweasel P. W. S Andersen has just announced his new project is to be entitled Bear v Monkey. It's alright though because he waxed lyrical about his love of the source material, and how he really believed he was the person to update the stagnant Bear franchise.
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"Don Berleone, what ails you?" CHOMP.
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"Don Bearleone, what ails you?" CHOMP.
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What is it Doc Brown Bear?
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and lives! CHOMP!
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Instead of Ghosts, Scrooge gets live bears in his bedroom. Turns ugly...quick.
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for dinner!
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BEARRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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overwrought, overlong civil war drama. Jude law deserts from his regiment to get home to his love. Gets eaten by Bear crossing the mountain. Soundtrack by Bearnaked ladies.
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man sent into cambodia ona mission that will push him to the brink of madness. Gets eaten by Bear. Soundtrack by the Doors, featuring the previously unearthed gem "Bear of Through"
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Overlong, overwrought vietnam epic> Deniro's character doesn't even make it to vietnam as he gets chomped by Bear on hunting trip. His last line is "I knew we should have hunted Deer"
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Darling we're the young cubs ooohhhooo
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The news at Lake Wobegon is....BEARS
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I am, George, I am. 3 drunken academics and one bear play games with each other in this slice of Americana. Academics seriously regret "playing games" with a bear. Albee doesn't quite reach his usual heights with the dialogue, but Elizabeth Taylor is mesmirising as the Bear. Corpse of Richard Burton not up to much- and he is unsurprisingly denied an oscar in one of his final performances.
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What's the deal with Campers? They all taste the same and come in such small portions? Who am I, Warwick Davis?
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Bear flaming leg kicks Tiger, and earns vengeance for the jungle book travesty. Shere khan can kiss my arse.
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Bear flaming leg kicks Tiger, and earns vengeance for the jungle book travesty. Shere khan can kiss my arse.
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She's a Bear and I'm dyin' slowly
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It wasn't that funny. Not unlike the real Jerry Seinfeld.
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Celebrity fighting. To make it fair, I suggest we tie Seinfeld up and give Warwick a stick.
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Bear eats entire French Police Force...massive indigestion follows.
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11 horrible chav wannabees and one bear are locked in a house, and filmed 24/7 Actually, I'd watch that
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Tom Cruise ain't so hot when running for his life from a bear in the pool hall.
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Let's see how many make it to the reunion show...
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Brother Bear, that piece of shit
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not too many people want to "come on down"...
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I'm off to lunch of salmon and honey. I shall return
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Sidney Poitier is the least of their worries...BEAR!
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"There's a lady, who's sure all that glistens is gold and she's bu-u-u-ying a AARAGH"
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Patrick is in for the biggest surprise of his life when he ends up falling in love with a Grizzley..and then gets eaten. Sometimes, Love bites.
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Andie gets her freak on with a brown bear....not realizing that the brown bear is, in fact, a bear and mauls her to death.
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Sigourney learns a valuable life lesson the hard way: don't touch bears in their privates.
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Like the Bears need a reason to unleash their rage on mankind...
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Who knew bears used email?
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Split personality will not save you Jim...
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Tromas take on the bear mythology- Harley riding bears roll up in town of the dead. It is, frankly, a masterpiece.
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Your time has come Care Bears...
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Bear with amnesia goes bearshit in continental Europe. CIA powerless to stop him.
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Bears of the world unite!
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Racist Bear eats chauffer
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we've just saved 1 bear from the poachers.
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Religion of Bear...for the win!
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Have fun
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A slight error in judgment...
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Watch out for bears on your walk home.
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Panda's and Koalas? Are they too supposed to be vicious as well or are they allowed to be pussy bears? Also...I feel that the bear community should be mad at smokey the bear. No real bear would beg people to be cool about fire safety, a real bear would see a human smoking in the woods and kick his ass and then maul his ass and put the cigarette out on his face....all while giving out a lecture on fire safety.
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Smokey is a hunted bear..always looking over his shoulder for other bears to whack him.
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Bear leaps throughout time...mauling anyone and everyone. Even eats ziggy.
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I can Bearly stand being left out...
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Papa bear wants to fuck!
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*ROUNDHOUSE FLAMING KICK*
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a bear ate a filmmaker and his girlfriend, but kurt russell was laughing, so i guess its ok.
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juno [alaska, is filled with bears]
bear am legend.reign of beargood bears wear blackbearman returnsfrankenbearstarring bear-y white. -
starring halle beary and beary seinfeld
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show me the lower half of my torsooooo!!!
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apt, considering what the chinese do to sun and moon bears [hint: eli roth wouldn't even put it in a movie]
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a bear snuggles up to jake gyllenhall..
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NOT the best place to be...
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sorry.
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Stuntbear Mike
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Bear loses mind, eats humans, bears, even a side salad.
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lindsey lohan befriends shallow bear cliq, is eaten.
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There's only room enough in this town for one Bear!
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No escaping the Bear.
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Kevin makes tragic mistake of building it..and boy, did those Bears come!
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Yogi is a dead bear...a dead bear!
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the the mouth
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Careful man, there's a salmon here!
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Slaughters opposing teams...officials are mum to violation of football rules.
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starring clara bow!get it?
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Bear not happy...carnage and mayhem ensue.
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The Panda Brief: 1 1/2 inches of Fury!
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don't you eat another person!you put that person down.don't.i'm warning you!
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those euycelptis eating bastards don't deserve even the name bear
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One eye ALWAYS open for Bears!
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they aren't bears, only tourists think that.yer not a tourist, are ya?*stink eye*
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The wait is the best part...
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solves, and causes most crimes part 1
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bald bear solves, and causes most crimes part 2eats lollipop
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It ain't gonna be the Bear's blood spilled on this day!
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What does the magic ball tell ya Tommy? Yup, another mauling.
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google it, i'm tired.
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with bogie bear.
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Western chomping at its comedic finest!
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indiana jones, 500bears, leps and tony, 1000
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Laughs abound with man juice stuck in the Bear's head. The bear gets the last laugh by eating Ben Stiller like everyone has wanted...
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lindsey lohan is eaten by a bear, again.
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The lovable Bear eats his nephew and niece.
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sorry had to use it again
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jamie bearrrr stars.
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Hilarity ensues as two bears dress up as nuns and then proceed to eat the whole congregation.
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Goodbye Haley Joel!
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"i've eaten things you wouldn't believe"
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Brown and Black Bears not happy...
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A touching story of one bear's journey to finding the perfect meal.
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he was a huge support
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Dammit!
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The Bears just LOVE this one.
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okay, back to work.I wish to thank ironic for his continued support for the bears.Later Kloipy!
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a nine hour goreathon that made eli roth queasy.
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we couldn't have done this without you brother!
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B.E.A.R.running bear-edthe bears from brazil
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thanks, I wanna thank god, and my family and paddington bear.its 7:30 am, g'night again.
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take care
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its true i have video proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJn4h_VL_Xk&feature=related
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Look before you TB buddy
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Dec 11, 2007 2:51:52 PM CST
This TB is reserved for a couple things and Narnia isn't include
by kloipy
You can talk about flaming leg kicks, Warwick, The Bates, Leprechaun, and Most importantly Bears.
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they're so Bearlicious!
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I can't believe you guys are still milking this thing. In fact, I'm surprised the AICN mods have let it go on as they liked to "erase" stuff in past TB when it got to this point. More power to you
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I just hope we don't lose this one
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posts about bears? It's not easy. So they better appreciate the work we've put into this
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I'm not even sure such a thing (400 posts about bears) has even been done before on an AICN talkback. I shoulda known you and Pillow would be involved though. ;-) cheers
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at 8:26am so funny
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I meant I "love" Lost Prophet's bear "list.....
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it's obviously time for me to go home
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lets see lily tomlin and o' russell lose their temper with a fucking bear.
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what?
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arnie is a clone, still gets eaten.
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they don't feel anything.
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is over.
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Over 1000, and a good 500 of them on Bears. Such achievement should not go unrewarded.
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crap bears?
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sweaty intern runs into Big execs office with a trail of print out following: "sir, terrible news" "Well, what is it philbrick""It's those AICN TB-ers, sir. It seems that they aren't into Narnia." "GODDAMN IT PHILBRICK""but sir, it seems they want Bears""Bears Philbrick? whadda they want with Bears?""They just seem to like them sir" "What, like Paddington, and Yogi, that kinda shit. I thought they were hardcore geeks" "No sir. They seem to think that those Bears are shit, and love the cock" "That's it Philbrick, greenlight the Care Bears Movie""But sir, they seem to think that the carebears are flourescent and useless""I said GREENLIGHT the goddamn movie""but sir.."Coming to cinemas near you in fall 2008- CAREBEARS, THE MOVIE. You will believe a bear can care.
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Basically Identical but the fourth line is: "GODDAMN IT PHILBRICK, DIDN'T WE CAST WARWICK FOR THEM, WHADDA THEY WANT FROM US?"
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and FLAMING LEG KICK to paddingotn. The poof.
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but it's not having it. More power to the bears.
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minus the hat and coat.
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still at #1.Node, I stand by your correction.
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If you have frequented Vern's site, he has the link to the place that sells "Don't be Ellis" mugs, t-shirts, etc (I got my mug by the way!).I think the bears have the same thing..."Don't be Paddington"...Whenever a bear starts turning into a pussy, they say "Don't be Paddington".
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CUBS OF FUCKING BEARS,
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will be number one bear related christmas product.
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because as much as Han said that a wookie will tear your arms off they never do.
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and Ewoks are NOT bears they are assholes
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We did the unthinkable, we stopped the unstoppable, we drank from the foutain of life and brought joy to bears all over the world
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of being Padidington, than, well, the Paddington Bear. You're like 7 - 8 feet tall, strong as hell, and all you do is throw people around. You should be tearing the stormtroopers new assholes.
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I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
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I've just discovered: "Android of Notre Damme" Then I read what it was about and got depressed. Fucking torture porn masquerading as comedy horror. Pah! Rubbish, says I.
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1) you've got the wookies hanging around with humans. I'd say this was less guilty of being paddington than paddington. Chewie hangs around with an Intergalictic smuggler. That is at least cool. Paddington lives with a middle class Bank Manager. Very uncool. 2)Lack of bodily violence: Overall I think Paddington gets this- although he clearly has many a chance to chomp people he is a fucking midget. Chewie shoots people (unbearlike behaviour)3)Eating habits: Chewie gets this one- there is really no excuse for FUCKING MARMALADE. 4)Sartorial elements: again, Chewie gets this as he is mostly just in his birthday fur. Paddington has a duffel coat and waterproof hat. And I think he also wears wellington boots. Overall Chewie scores 3 times and paddington scores 1.
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bad, bad stuff. Mermaid in a Manhole, FLowers of Flesh and blood, it is sick sadistic shit
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God, I hate Paddington!
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I think paddington comes out ahead here: 1) Company: Ewoks do live in the forest. This is true. Paddington lives in the city. HOWEVER- ewoks worship a gay robot to make C3P0 appear to be something other than comic relief, So neither scores a point. 2) bodily violence. Ewoks try, but are in fact crap. At least paddington doesn't try. Score 1 for the bear from peru. Eating Habits. I do not want to see Bears throwing banquets and dancing around like big poofters, but marmalade is unbearlike chow. Neither scores. Sartorial elegance. Ewoks wear stupid animal skin hats. This sucks. Neither scores. Final score: Paddington scores 1 Ewoks score 0.
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does anyone really need to see that shit? and why would you want to?
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is like an endurance test, but I also read someone say that it made them cum so I think the people who make that shit and like to watch it are some pretty sick fucks. I love horror it's my favorite Genre, and I you know I love Troma which pushes the boundries of bad taste, but this shit is just evil. We need Bears to come and eat these people
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I don't consider watching someone get viscerally tortured entertainment . Fine, I love me some old fashioned horror, (halloween leaping to mind) and ridiculous over-the-top so bad its good shit makes me cry with laughter (Troma, the later Friday the 13ths or the Leprechaun series), but the realistic depiction of personal violence with no purpose other than to shock is pointless, degrading and unpleasant. I could happily live the rest of my life without watching another one.
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who is court certified insane (and you only get court certified when you have done something fucking horrible and represent a significant danger to yourself and others) raving about some torture porn dreck called August something or other. These are the kind of people this shit is aimed at.
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I know precisely where my limits are- I wouldn't attempt to run a marathon, or swim the English Channel, so why should I put myself through something like Hostel 2 or the Guinea Pig films just to see if I can make it? That's complete bollocks. Fuck that, I'd rather watch Warwick Davis transformed into a giant leprechaun, then get sucked into space where he is blown to pieces- but his detached hand is able to give the space marines the finger. A totally different kettle of fish.
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trust me, I found that dude on IMDB too and I just let my curiosity get the better of me and looked it up and it is just the most disgusting shit I ever heard of. Just reading the descripition of what goes on in that movie made me physically sick
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but in an entirely different way to Torture Porn. Troma is deliberately awful. It is not meant to be realistic, as frankly, it couldn't if it wanted to be. It is this lack of quality that leads to the amusement- (See also Bad Taste). torture porn attempts to be realistic- Charlie Sheen actually thought the first Guinea Pig film was a snuff movie, although he may have been off his tits. This is an important distinction, and it makes me weep when Roth and Zombie fans believe their torture porn is better than Troma. It isn't. It is just less self aware.
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Dude, I totally agree. I love Horror movies that scare the piss out of me, and I love horror movies that make me laugh my ass off, but this shit just has no merit at all. Anyone who enjoys that I just don't even want to know
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I know now enough about them to make a reasoned and adult decision never to see them. See censor dudes- It isn't that hard.
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bloody hell.
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Troma knows it's bad and knows its sick just to get laughs, but this other stuff can just be vile. I wouldn't say that Hostel is like Guinea Pig, but still, I don't find that stuff to be entertaining. The point of a horror movie is to scare you, and push the limits, but a movie where all you see for 40 minutes is a dude slowly dismember and kill a girl that is bound to a table is just fucking sick
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How much time is going to pass until this stuff has just become the normal. That people want to go see this in theaters. When is it going to stop? Are we going to request public executions again?
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It is at least cinematic. It isn't a mocumentary attempting to capture realism and the feel and look of a snuff film. But the point is that thematically it is almost identical. There is not one reason for Hostel to exist other than the 2 scenes of extended torture or the tits and ass in the early part of the film. It is diluted TP and at teh mild end of the spectrum, but that does not disguise the fact that it is grim, gratuitous shit- and every time Harry waxes lyrical about the merits of it because his pal Eli makes them God kills a puppy.
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it was sub-par horror. I didn't even waste my time on the second one. But it wasn't as brutal as they were marketing it as. But this new Poughskeepsie Tapes shit, trying to make people believe it's real is sick. What makes it worse is that, because of them doing that, more people will probably go and see it
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It was written around the time of Hostel's release and the writer argued that in Britain we are actually culturally devolving. Bear with me on this one. In the nineteenth century 2 highly popular forms of entertainment were visits to Bedlam asylum and public executions. He pointed out that the technicalogical 21st century equivalent of Bedlam is Big Brother and Executions is TP. It ended with him being sad that the 20th Century may in theory represent the high point of Mankind's cultural development. A worrying thought and very possibly accurate.
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just really scares me. These people must have something in their head loose. I don't care if it's 'just a movie', it's just seriously evil. In every sense of the word.
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It needed to be said after this navel gazing. Captivity, hostel, and Hostel 2 died on their arse in Britain, so I'm Hoping this nasty little poughkeepsie Tapes crap doesn't even make it across the pond.
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Don't make me book you into a slavic hostel. Binks- you motherfucker.
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BUT WE NEED THE NUMBERS GODDAMN IT. SAVE THE BEAR TB
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and it makes it worse because we are so technologically advanced and yet we are still just a level above an animal. This is what I said when people defended HOstel and Saw and all that stuff, once you make it acceptable people will copy it and try to outdo it and where will it lead us. If our entertainment is filled with watching people be tortured than what does that say about us
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killing dumb Bears in a hostel like environment earlier. So yes, it is alright
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I remember when the exorcist finally got the ban lifted and appeared on British screens at the turn of the century. The amount of my peers that described it as lame, or (unforgivably) shit was quite frankly staggering. And what was even worse was that we had not been able to see this film in the UK before then so were effectively unaware of the content (beyond the neck turning and green soup)The only reason Roth has an audience is that the current teenage generation is even more blase than ours, and needs to see the boundaries pushed to feel anything. Honestly, show an 18 year old Marathon Man and he'll say "What is this old shit" and then after the drilling "Is that it?". The future is bleak
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I will defend Saw, but only the first one. It isn't actually torture porn- all the nastiness really takes place off camera or deliberately obscured. It is pretty drab, but has Cary Elwes in it (THE DREAD PIRATE WESLEY!!!), and one doohickey of a twist. The rest of them are just pointless nastiness.
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Now I know the twist it seems to me to be pointless and not something I want to sit through.
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Hell, just look at the ads on this site.There are currently ads for Poughskeepsie and The Girl Next Door, which is another film all about the torture of a young girl. These movies aren’t even scary. The filmmakers know that they are playing into an already known fear of not wanting to be tortured and hurt in a way like this and then having people just scream and scream, and it’s supposed to be a thrilling rush. It’s going to and in ways has already gotten to a time when people don’t even feel anything for the actual death of real people. You hear about soldiers and innocent civilians dying in the war and it’s just a number to people, not an emotion. People will get so desensitized to this stuff that real murder is just ho-hum
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it was more of a thriller/mind games movie, but every following one is just, how can we make a more disgusting trap to sicken people. I saw the 3rd one and that was just the epitome of TP
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we also agreed that Bears have the right to Tear Arms as well
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It's not like you can go up and present them with a magnum. They'd rip your arms off. Unless they're rubbish bears like Paddington or the care bears. That would be priceless: tooled up carebears storm New York- that has troma potential.
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That is so fucking true. I can't remember who said it (and in what film) but: You kill one person, you're a monster. You kill 1000 and it's a statistic. I think it is a direct consequence of media oversaturation. After a while you effectively become numb to it and experience sympathy fatigue- which is the worst form of desensitization. I remember this happening to people after 9/11 and the news had been streaming it solidly for 2 weeks. There is only so much that you can handle.
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This is terrible
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well, 'twas to be expected.
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One of the worst examples of people becoming desensitized after 9/11 and the complete greed of this country is this. It was about a year after 9/11 and the US Mint was selling commemorative coins with the trade towers on them, at first I was just thinking that is stupid, but then I heard the commercial say this: "Each coin was made with .999% of steel taken from Ground Zero" I just sat there having just had my mind put in a blender. What the fuck is that! How can you sell that shit and pretend it heroic. To make money and have a piece of tragedy forever in your COIN collection. I was thinking "what's next a photo album of pictures of people jumping out of the building that is bound in human flesh recovered form Ground Zero" and the sad thing is THAT WOULDN"T EVEN SUPRISE ME ANYMORE
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bring on the bears
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we beat Indy, we can beat you too
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I remember hearing about an internet game where you had to get out- or choose which window to jump from. Not big, not clever, just wrong.
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We've been number one TB for a week and I'm not giving it up to that shit.
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was a world shattering trauma. It should never have been reduced to the stage where it is acceptable to make stupid cash in games, or sell stupid tragedy memorabilia. I think a better question is, why would you want to buy it?
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I SAID, WE ARE NUMBER ONE.
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and stick flags all over their cars. Because some idiots think it is patriotic. I know they did a Virginia Tech and Columbine game too.
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that is actually quite funny. And deliberately far fetched. There is also Piku v The Bear in the big blue house. Which is priceless.
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But I'm at work and Newsgrounds is on the "heavily banned instant firing list". Apparenty it is full of hentai.
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It’s funny though, because in America, they will let you watch whatever you want. They will show the trade towers being hit at least 1000 times a year. However we don’t see our soldiers coming home in coffins. They never show pictures or tapes of us getting killed. Because, Heaven forbid that we think war causes death. I gotta go for a little while, great talk my friend
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Secondly, yes, I completely agree about that torture porn or whatever you want to call that shit. It's, well, shit.And Kloipy, you know they would never show soldiers coming home in coffins...that's how you keep the public from really 'feeling' the war.
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Or Care Bears in an apocalyptic world a la Mad Max...
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the 8th Dimension.
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Imagine seeing Grizzley Bears parachuting down from the sky...
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A thrill-seeking Bear rips throats out for his park!
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This is like a relay. Pass the baton to the next person- just keep AvP off the top.
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Bear wrecks havoc at the work place.
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Grizzley eats boss for Christmas
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Dee Wallace eaten by bear.
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Bear attacks unsuspecting golfers.
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Bear eats fellow poker players.
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Nic Cage eaten by bear.
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Travolta's career takes a drastic turn for the worse after a bear attack. Nic Cage still eaten.
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Runners repeatedly get kicked prior to crossing finish line.
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Bear wearing NIcholas Cage suit bitch-slaps crazy woman
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Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal run for their lives in this buddy flick gone wrong after bears get loose in the city.
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The seven degrees of Bacon ends via a Bear meal!
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The story of the fucknut Paddington Bear...going back to see where it went all wrong with him.
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Eddie looks for love in the wrong cave...
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The 'other' white meat tastes just as good.
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Just the way bears like 'em!
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When Yogi finally meets his maker via a shotgun blast to the head.
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Bear tired of second hand smoke and eats Marlboro Man.
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Steven too fat now to evade Bear...
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The Bears have had enough of dancing and serving vodka.
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Try and get your revenge now Leonardo!
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Bears line streets in protest.
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Even Lo Pan shits his pants.
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Bear gets early release from duty due to eating entire company.
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and trousers too. Obviously, IT'S A FUCKING BEAR
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It's gone from Narnia (briefly) to Leprechaun to Tony Jaa and Flaming Leg Kicks To Animal genitals To the sad misrepresentation of the bear To intellectual discussion of Torture Porn To Bears again. awesome.
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and seen of challenges from such heavy hitters as 9/11, Indiana Jones, and AvP. Magnificent
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I told you the underdogs have won!
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one courtroom. 12 Bears. Justice is dispensed.
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It ends differently though. Paddington gets whacked for ratting on the gambearo crime family despite Witness protection hiding him in London.
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I hope the salmon is as fresh as it is in my dreams, I hope to see my cave and hibernate again, I hope
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It would be. Bears are hard to dodge.
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a bear lives undercover as a rabbit, but gets pulled back into his old violent ways.
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Fat Bear in a little Cave
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Old Bears go for one more score in the old west. Get gunned down.
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Gummi Bears:to imply that bears are soft and chewy is just wrong. Build a Bear Workshop-you don't build a bear, they just are
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Bear on Tricycle joins biker gang. Eats them all. Leaves tricyce and walks to forest.
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that's very zen
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That means, the Bourne Identity is about BEARS
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That would explain the amnesia.
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except for Bear Jordan
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THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binky_%28Polar_bear%29
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_pornography
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give it up. We have the strength of a bear
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bastards
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I bet I come in to work tomorrow and find we've been banned for this,
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Lone bear in North America. Last of his kind. Eats Huron. Madeline stowe inexpliacbly fails to get naked
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We lucked out because they have been busy with the BNAT stuff, but now, who knows. At least we will know we did it. You can be Lost Bear, I'll be Kloipy the Bear, and Pillow can be Just Bear Talk
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to murder himself
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Suck it AvP Number 1 again.
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The thing is, we're not actually doing anything that bad- Just silly. They wouldn't ban us for light relief would they?
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it's not like we are hurting anyone, just helping out some bears
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If they do about bears I will be SO happy
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I was like, Narnia, what the fuck is that? OH yeah....
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damn
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doesn't compare to the BEar. Bears are eternal. There's even 2 in the stars.
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that's the only explanation.
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I'm afraid of what will happen when I'm gone
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Look to the Trees
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where's pillows or ironic. we need to issue a call to arms.
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I swear if I see the John Singleton TB over ours I will scream. Bears in the Hood
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Hope you have a nice evening!
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NUMBER ONE AGAIN.
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but they can eat Wesley Snipes.
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Bear stuck on train full of passengers...Bear a very happy...and full...bear.
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Bears learn to live in harmony.
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Planet of the Bears. Live and Let Bear. Terms of Enbearment. The Bear Chill. The Wizard of Bear. Bear Kong. Lord of the Ursine: Fellowship of the Bear.
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Yogi performs a musical and then gets eaten by Bears who feel Yogi has given them a bad name.
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Bear eats Pacino after too much screaming by Pacino.
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Pacino's classic line is now: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
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Bad cops eaten by Bears....Bear Justice rules all!
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Don't matter..still gonna be carnage!
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Bear goes undefeated since he mauls all the other boxers. Manager tastes like chicken.
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Try and save your own ass Jack!
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bye-bye Morgan...
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Smokey, may I have this....OH GOD! MY LEGS!!!! AAAAAAA
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Tim Robbins may not have been guilty, but he sure is tasty!
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Whatever you do, don't drop blood on a bear
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Fuck robots...bears rule!
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Sorry Nic...
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Not too happy about it either!
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Writer's block is the least of his worries...
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Man pays husband to have a bear maul his wife.
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This is insane.
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raw meat, dammit!
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Not a good idea...
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Turns out bears are behind every major conspiracy in the last century.
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Oh behave! Do I make you...AAARRRGGHHHH!
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Once!
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Swindle people out of their lives!
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Let's give it up for the word of the year, w00t! It's the word of the year according to Merriam-Webster Inc. It's like saying "yay," the dictionary said. Article link here http://tinyurl.com/2aoek7
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Is it really a crime to eat a human being?
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DONT YOU DIE ON ME!
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walk into certain death.
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Growls of our Fathers
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what does this have to do with bears?
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Tubbs eaten by partner first five minutes...
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until they're right behind you.
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Dec 12, 2007 12:13:51 PM CST
unless indyjonez, you are giving a "woot" for bears?
by just pillow talk
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Growlibrium - Growl kata!
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give a bear some butter
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Hairy Lime isn't really dead.
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At least, that's what happened to me while watching that movie...
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Hunts down and eats his psychologist.
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After eating the Japanese, a bear forgoes the bridge and walks across a river to eat the British.
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Little Shop of Maulings
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Faster than the students, anyway.
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Bears know no prejudice as to who they eat.
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Eats both the Americans and the Koreans...
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A bear can't change his ways.
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Too many bridges to eat EVERYONE..Bear does need sleep.
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Kelly's Bears
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Australian bear plays a Spaniard Bear who rises up to eat some poor girl and he's glad he did.
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I want to try one, but am afraid I'd retread where you guys have been already
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Bear > Orangutan Monkey
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It's actually a real place I've eaten at in Redding, California.
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Have you done that one?
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Yikes!
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I'm just gonna leave this to the professionals who've been doing it for days on end....
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Shadowy freedom fighter known only as "B" uses his fangs and claws and stealth against a pink and fleshy society.
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This bear's got some KILLER claws
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that one was good Finky
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Bears make grapes look like peas.
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Christmas in YellowstoneA Yellowstone StoryYear without a Bear Mauling
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Doesn't go according to plan, and bear mauls entire family.
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Disaffected Scottish youths hopped up on heroin get eaten.
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Unstoppable I say, unstoppable!
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Small town rancher gets eaten at a train station
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Bear goes to court to defend evolution. Court rules in his favor.
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At least everyone still realizes the POWER OF THE FUCKING BEAR!Skeleton, outstanding job young man. Carry on...
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Tagline: Hibernate Schmibernate
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Brash plays-by-his-own-rules bear partners up with a straight-up plays-by-his-own-rules bear because all bears play by their own rules.
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No name change needed.
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Grizzly gets loose on a Russian submarine. Hilarity and carnage ensue.
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Young couple moves into an apartment only to be surrounded by bears.
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Bruce Campbell is mistaken for a bear and is forced to fight in court in favor of evolution.
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Small bear lives in a decaying Hollywood mansion decides, "Fuck it."
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Starring Tom Hanks, Shelly Long, and Humphrey!
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Disfigured bear hides in the wings of the old Opera. Pours honey on lovely Christine. What's his secret?
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the hendersons didn't make it
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300 spelling errors I'm sure
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A variety of vicious bears get exposed to noxious chemical that causes them to be just a little more pissy.
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thanks for the comps, Kloipy
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A bear dodges assassins in search of his past.
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no name change necessary?
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Go Arnie!
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stop me if you've done these
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Large fuzzy white bears travel by train to eat children just before Christmas.
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they're green with really big craniums!
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(like Flatliners...)
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a bear soccer coach gets a little crazy
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kick ass!
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Bear gets prosthetic paws to resume mauling.
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Bear seeks backing by Opra to win Bearacratic nomination.
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Bear seeks backing by Oprah to win Bearacratic nomination.
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One bear and one human stranded together in an unfammiliar forest.
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Good luck!
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Bear can't decide who he loves more, so eats both brothers.
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Even crazy people taste good!
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Warden eaten.
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The hostage taking doesn't work since said hostage is eaten immediately by bear.Plan B kicks in...Operation Maul C.I.A. in effect.
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he robs the bank!
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At the end you realize "she's" really a "bear". GASP!
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or, Berris Buehler Stays In and Hibernates.
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"Black Bear Down" sounds like ursine porno... which leads me to....
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nuff said
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only 80 more to go
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excellent
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The Bear always Mauls Twice
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I love it too
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Finally Macaulay Culkin gets his head ripped off!
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after being eaten by bears
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Will Smith's best, and shortest, acting in a movie.
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Best trio of bears to eat through the music industry...
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Cops...crooks...they all are a meal to the Bear.
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Bears can be so sweet...
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Bird smird...where's my meal asks the bear?
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I liked those guys too...
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Doesn't take them long to CHOMP!
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until a giant Bear attacks some unsuspecting campers!
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Bears...they eat peeeeoooople!
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Carry on Kloipy...LP will be proud. Oh, and I saw you and Doc P giving it to M-O-M...if anyone EVER needed to be eaten by a bear...
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I met her in the woods down by Yellowstone. I asked her name and in a growling voice she said bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr B-E-A-R, Bear. Bear, bear, bear b-beaaarrr. It was close to winter and she looked under fed, so she came up to me and she ripped off my head. bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr B-E-A-R, Bear. Bear, bear, bear b-beaaarrr. Well I went camping just a week before, and I’ve never ever seen a bear before. I should have listened to what my momma said, but since I’m stupid now I fucking dead because bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr B-E-A-R, Bear. Bear, bear, bear b-beaaarrr
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SOrry, Im all out of bear jokes and am infatuated with koala bears.
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We demand Bear news! And don't tell us that you did 30 stories on The Golden Compass. We want real Aint Bears Cool News!
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see ya tomorrow! On top of the world, Paw!
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...and other friends, hear me.
While I sympathize wholeheartedly with hijacking TBs in the name of Warwick Davis and bears, I must offer a bit of advice.
The powers that be frown upon attempts to create new "aquaf@g talkbacks" and I fear you will be zapped if you keep this up.
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love the bears!
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I commented in here yesterday (I think) how I was surprised they hadn't already done something since this TB is a week old and has been sandbagged for a good portion of it. I'm gonna try for 1500 posts then I'm out
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The bear from BTTF III makes off in the Delorean
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Feed me, Krelborn, and feed me now!
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Howie Mnadel in a fuckin bear suit
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Beware of the Headless Grizzly!
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This sassy she-bear goes to law school!
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no peanut butter in this one
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when he hits 21 years old, he's supposed to die. Instead he runs for his life
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leading to the mouth of a feasting bear!
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The horror, the horror!
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ummmm
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Yogi's not in the Alamo!
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We meet Boba Bear.
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Salibeari gets revenge, but must live with the guilt.
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I was just trying to keep it going for you guys til 1500
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I had to do some actual work for a minute.
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I've got a road trip.
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I've covered the very very basics above. Now you go, TomBodet.
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Dec 12, 2007 6:12:21 PM CST
Alright so I just walked into this thread for the 1st time..
by jimcurry
anyone care to explain the whole "bear" thing? Has it jumped the shark already?
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hence this TB was hijacked days ago with discussions of midget remakes (recasting movies will all little people) and then the "bear" stuff. I'm a bit hazy on exactly how it started, but i can see how just walking in on the "bear porn" stuff could be offputting. My suggestion: go back to Dec 5th about 11:11am and start with Just Pillow Talk's post. It'll lead you down a starnge and bizarre path of Leprechaun movies, flaming leg kicks, and eventually to how bears came up in Lost Jarv's 12/10 post at 11:35am Beware, this is what rea;;y happens when an AICN talkback gets left untended.
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Be sure to tip your waitress
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I appluad you. Plus, chicks dig hijackers.
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Probably a repeat, but who gives a fuck. Anything that makes talkbacks irrelevant is okay by me...
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can't wait for this film, the first Narnia film was great, just saw the extended version and the battle scene has a lot of cool new scenes.
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I feel we should call a moritorium on this before the mighty ban hammer descends on all of us. I've been banned before and hate it.
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Memories of Bear: Obnoxious portugues TB'er gets eaten and then spit out by bear. AICN community devestated, but luckily the bear took his hands so now he has to type with his face
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someone tries to hijack the thread and send it somewhere irrelevant like Narnia.
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Barbarian dude trains bear, because their better than ferrets.
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To my friends, LP, Pillow, Finky, Ironic_Name, Skeleton Party, DocP, thank you all for helping make this the TB of legend. Bears, the Bates, Lep in da hood, flaming leg kicks, Warwick’s production company, panda dicks, and everything that weird time yesterday when we started being serious about torture porn and 9/11. This one will go down in AICN history as one of the greatest and craziest TB’s ever. I’m proud to be a part of this. To LP and Pillow, guys: we did the unthinkable, dreamed the undreamable, and fought a heroic battle. As much as I wish we could keep this one forever, I think it’s time to retire this TB to the annuls of history. We helped build this thing from a small 100 post TB up into the mighty bear-like behemoth that it is today. It’s been an amazing ride. Thanks guys. I know we will do it again.
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http://tinyurl.com/27a55g
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http://tinyurl.com/27a55g
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we still manage to be the #1 talkbalk without doing anything guys :)
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Dec 13, 2007 11:52:24 AM CST
when i read the headline on the site I saw it on, i thought of t
by addyadam
http://tinyurl.com/2gxkzl
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Bear Grylls is FTW
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he isn't a real bear and he lies
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http://tinyurl.com/2cqubs
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by Kloipy until this Davy "crokeett" business.
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I need you guys in here
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they rub their colorful tummies together in the back seat fot he cloud car. Afterward thos elittle star things give them sponge baths
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hey we are all in this together and now it is done, and then what do I see but someone posting about Davy CroKEET
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Screwed by Zombie and "crokeett" yup, we're definitely on AICN.
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see you around the TBs
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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We'll always have Bearis!
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that damn near every movie would be better with bears.
I think we could publish our list of movies somewhere.
Thanks for all the support, guys. Best talkback I've ever been part.
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you never know when and where they will attack!
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Had to do it.
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A pissed off, starving grizzly bear...or the Patriots?It would be a tie because the bear would eat all the players and the football. Though I guess the Patriots would win due to the bear being disqualified. A bear just can't catch a break.
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and nary a troll to be seen
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One can only hope are wayward child Queefer Bukkake will find this, and learn what his (2for2)true calling is....
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so does my baby
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Just so you know.
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you will get a nice sampling of what the CoC really represents and what it means for the world.
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Bears my friends, bears
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Hope all is well in your shitheel-smiting part of the world...
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hope you are well!
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Just started on my last class last night. Family well?What's going on Orcus? Old school CoC right here...
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We are doing great, just moved today and am beat tired
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