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Fuck Yeah! by Knuckleduster	Dec 4th, 2007 06:58:49 AM
Too bad theres no fuckin' IMAX's near where I live. by Mike_D	Dec 4th, 2007 06:59:28 AM
sounds fucking great! by just pillow talk	Dec 4th, 2007 07:03:56 AM
"Excired." by Knuckleduster	Dec 4th, 2007 07:05:42 AM
nice by lb	Dec 4th, 2007 07:07:56 AM
Twat by DirtyWookie	Dec 4th, 2007 07:08:09 AM
"The Laughing Fish" by jfp2007	Dec 4th, 2007 07:12:45 AM
I can't read the description by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 07:30:02 AM
All Kidding Aside by lonestaricon	Dec 4th, 2007 07:30:34 AM
Link's borked. by raw_bean	Dec 4th, 2007 07:31:52 AM
Actually, it sounds pathetic. by JackPumpkinhead	Dec 4th, 2007 07:37:17 AM
Links not working, someone post the article on talk back by nerosday	Dec 4th, 2007 07:37:19 AM
MTV has it. Mind the gap by ShallowGrave	Dec 4th, 2007 07:41:02 AM
Thanks ShallowGrave... by Abin Sur	Dec 4th, 2007 07:45:22 AM
Thank you so much by nerosday	Dec 4th, 2007 07:46:48 AM
JackPumpkinhead by Mr Cairo	Dec 4th, 2007 07:47:35 AM
dark knight & dark joker by pipergates	Dec 4th, 2007 07:48:09 AM
Sounds awesome by jackalcack	Dec 4th, 2007 07:50:56 AM
This will be a damn fine movie. You know it. by Doctor Zoidberg	Dec 4th, 2007 07:53:21 AM
This Talkback Needs an Enema! by Aquatarkusman	Dec 4th, 2007 08:02:47 AM
Nicholson by garofellatio	Dec 4th, 2007 08:04:56 AM
Not an origin story. by Diagnostic	Dec 4th, 2007 08:05:20 AM
Man, that was more than a few typos by Aquatarkusman	Dec 4th, 2007 08:10:33 AM
Scary Joker by garofellatio	Dec 4th, 2007 08:13:07 AM
Harvey Bullock by garofellatio	Dec 4th, 2007 08:16:44 AM
insired by garofellatio	Dec 4th, 2007 08:18:11 AM
Link... by Kid Z	Dec 4th, 2007 08:29:49 AM
MTV links don't work... by Kid Z	Dec 4th, 2007 08:33:47 AM
can someone give us a working fucking link? by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 08:35:36 AM
fuck it, use this link by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 08:39:38 AM
spaces: i take that back by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 08:40:37 AM
Sounds good but by travis-dane	Dec 4th, 2007 08:50:25 AM
JackPumpkinHead by SpencerTrilby	Dec 4th, 2007 08:52:40 AM
Mtv text in it's entirety by stemjsim	Dec 4th, 2007 08:53:57 AM
sorry by stemjsim	Dec 4th, 2007 08:56:43 AM
Working link by Old Horse	Dec 4th, 2007 08:57:37 AM
The land of broken links... by alienindisguise	Dec 4th, 2007 08:57:57 AM
Nicholson was great! by Olee Starstone	Dec 4th, 2007 09:30:57 AM
Nicholson wasn't! by just pillow talk	Dec 4th, 2007 09:36:31 AM
when i was a KID i thought nicholson worked by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 09:41:57 AM
How many posts until the haters arrive I wonder? by IAmMrMonkey!	Dec 4th, 2007 09:50:16 AM
"War Paint" by James Westfall	Dec 4th, 2007 10:03:35 AM
An Even Better Review. by Sharkypuffs1	Dec 4th, 2007 10:06:33 AM
This doesn't sound like my joker by biggles2_22	Dec 4th, 2007 10:07:14 AM
I would rather see the Joker pull a "Heat" style Bank Job by uss cygnus	Dec 4th, 2007 10:13:31 AM
Latino Review has a good write up too by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 10:17:43 AM
Nicholson sucked by Laserhead	Dec 4th, 2007 10:17:53 AM
conflicting reports by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 10:18:59 AM
offing each other by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 10:23:55 AM
less than 30 mins till new reveal/game by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 10:30:54 AM
Fanny Flame... by Frankenbastard	Dec 4th, 2007 10:35:06 AM
The UGO link wasn't working this morning by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 10:41:18 AM
frankenbastard by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 10:47:41 AM
still down? by palewook	Dec 4th, 2007 10:48:37 AM
now that you mention it... by just pillow talk	Dec 4th, 2007 10:49:29 AM
ZzzZZzzzz by BoggyCreekBeast	Dec 4th, 2007 10:50:00 AM
Add me to the list of fans of the '89 Batman film. by a goonie	Dec 4th, 2007 10:57:36 AM
Most people loved Nicholson by Jack Colby	Dec 4th, 2007 11:01:27 AM
Latino Review Writeup by jayandsilentbob	Dec 4th, 2007 11:03:06 AM
Howdy Zom-bot by Frankenbastard	Dec 4th, 2007 11:04:39 AM
RIGHT ON, MORIARTY! by ryman7	Dec 4th, 2007 11:05:40 AM
Jayandsilentbob by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 11:08:35 AM
steprightup by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 11:09:23 AM
Also by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 11:09:55 AM
I'm missing out, too. Just as well, I guess. by JDanielP	Dec 4th, 2007 11:10:02 AM
by jayandsilentbob	Dec 4th, 2007 11:11:11 AM
Quotable Lines from Begins... by micturatingbenjamin	Dec 4th, 2007 11:11:56 AM
damn non editing by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 11:12:05 AM
jack freakin' nicholson is the freakin' joker. by JacksonsPole	Dec 4th, 2007 11:17:17 AM
Mori, I agree!!! by El Scorcho	Dec 4th, 2007 11:19:25 AM
I'll see this, but I didn't love begins by Novaman5000	Dec 4th, 2007 11:47:34 AM
MORI, what're you talking about! by Captain Happy	Dec 4th, 2007 11:50:12 AM
wow... amazing intro by crashbarbarian	Dec 4th, 2007 11:55:21 AM
Sound great... by isispop	Dec 4th, 2007 11:58:13 AM
I support JacksonPole on this one!!! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 4th, 2007 12:09:46 PM
danny devito was just playing by seabiscuits	Dec 4th, 2007 12:11:17 PM
when will this be on youtube? by batzilla	Dec 4th, 2007 12:19:20 PM
How could you not like the Nicholson Joker? by Dapper Swindler	Dec 4th, 2007 12:24:33 PM
the weakest link in this movie will be by seabiscuits	Dec 4th, 2007 12:31:10 PM
I'm getting more excited on this flick with each bit of info by Reel American Hero	Dec 4th, 2007 12:34:56 PM
This is going to be mindblowing by The Chosen	Dec 4th, 2007 12:37:27 PM
Why can't we love all three jokers? by phool2056	Dec 4th, 2007 12:38:25 PM
89 Batman by Dollar Bird	Dec 4th, 2007 12:52:33 PM
Two cents from someone who actually knows the source material by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 12:56:53 PM
uh organs by Sigmar25	Dec 4th, 2007 01:02:01 PM
Love that Joker! by Dasher	Dec 4th, 2007 01:04:10 PM
RE: Dollar Bird by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 01:05:15 PM
Burton's films had more imagination by I Dunno	Dec 4th, 2007 01:07:33 PM
Sounds great... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 01:07:38 PM
Sigmar25 by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 01:08:30 PM
Oh yeah by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 01:10:34 PM
Burton, Keaton & Nicholson - they rule! by Wormie1	Dec 4th, 2007 01:13:02 PM
I hope this one beats the tails off 'Begins'... by Bone-In Foray	Dec 4th, 2007 01:15:46 PM
The backlash against this movie by I am Batman	Dec 4th, 2007 01:19:44 PM
So where's the giant boulder? by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 4th, 2007 01:43:01 PM
Clown Gang like Penguins by Pipple	Dec 4th, 2007 01:43:47 PM
the penguin never should have had a clown gang by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 01:49:40 PM
Any updates on the viral game...? by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 01:52:10 PM
Oh. My. God. It's 1989 all over again! by SK229	Dec 4th, 2007 01:52:38 PM
the viral game by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 01:58:02 PM
Why do people love something, then bash it later on? by GibsonUSA	Dec 4th, 2007 02:02:45 PM
ice cream shop by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 02:02:58 PM
they are all bakeries by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 02:07:21 PM
The addresses are bakeries by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 02:09:53 PM
TDK sounds radass by Ebolarama	Dec 4th, 2007 02:17:12 PM
YARRRRR Can't read anymore don't want to spoil myself! by heyscot	Dec 4th, 2007 02:17:22 PM
old news.. and GibsonUSA, its because people are stupid by ironic_name	Dec 4th, 2007 02:22:02 PM
i think its pretty good by Lloyd Bonafide the Korean War Veteran	Dec 4th, 2007 02:37:36 PM
Opening one's mind on the Joker by LoneGun	Dec 4th, 2007 02:41:31 PM
People who say Nicholson... by Cooch Inspector	Dec 4th, 2007 02:42:17 PM
Nicholson's Joker, meh by kafka07	Dec 4th, 2007 02:44:57 PM
I liked the 89 Batman at the time by INWOsuxRED	Dec 4th, 2007 02:49:26 PM
still confused... by BigTexas42	Dec 4th, 2007 02:54:45 PM
Cakes with cell phones...? by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 03:00:08 PM
Don't know why have have to hate one to like the other by DreadPirateRoberts	Dec 4th, 2007 03:01:15 PM
GibsonUSA by Cooch Inspector	Dec 4th, 2007 03:01:24 PM
let's not forget Batman Begins flaws by sokitome	Dec 4th, 2007 03:04:34 PM
Viral game almost done.. by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 03:27:07 PM
Just two more left... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 03:36:50 PM
To the dick who wouldn't let me look at the cake here in Austin. by arloflores	Dec 4th, 2007 03:44:07 PM
YEAH! YOU! by arloflores	Dec 4th, 2007 03:44:55 PM
One left! by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 03:50:09 PM
it was some lame ass state by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 03:54:58 PM
I would pay to see that shitty Will Smith vehicle by zooch	Dec 4th, 2007 04:02:07 PM
You're right, but I can't remember which one by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:03:35 PM
Bleh by JonJonB	Dec 4th, 2007 04:04:21 PM
I think this will be the trailer... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:06:54 PM
Or it's the footage of the bank robbery... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:10:20 PM
it better not just be a pic by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 04:10:35 PM
People who are saying this is old news etc by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 04:12:50 PM
really? by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 04:13:56 PM
so if cake guy doesn't show.... by zom-bot.com	Dec 4th, 2007 04:18:07 PM
Well, it's 4:30 over there... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:23:51 PM
Google says the address belongs to a store by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:27:52 PM
The Shining - best Joker origin ever! by Prossor	Dec 4th, 2007 04:31:02 PM
I'm thinking of calling and demanding by SpencerTrilby	Dec 4th, 2007 04:32:09 PM
The music won't top Elfman's score by Pipple	Dec 4th, 2007 04:36:12 PM
It was nothing by baddaddy	Dec 4th, 2007 04:37:22 PM
It was the poster by Oski	Dec 4th, 2007 04:39:04 PM
Oh Shit by baddaddy	Dec 4th, 2007 04:40:00 PM
there is something by mtoast	Dec 4th, 2007 04:40:34 PM
free tickets to imax by baddaddy	Dec 4th, 2007 04:43:06 PM
So, the opening is taking place in 'Begins' timeline? by The Dum Guy	Dec 4th, 2007 04:46:45 PM
I envy you, filthy american dogs! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 4th, 2007 04:50:44 PM
Organs probably wrote the stupidest post I ever read by BrightEyes	Dec 4th, 2007 04:54:06 PM
Fichtner in a bit role? by Mosquito March	Dec 4th, 2007 04:57:51 PM
Well that was gay... by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 04:59:41 PM
i heart william fichtner by occula	Dec 4th, 2007 05:02:56 PM
Fichtner gotta eat! by SpencerTrilby	Dec 4th, 2007 05:09:29 PM
the greatest superhero film made by Prossor	Dec 4th, 2007 05:10:17 PM
Superman the Movie by Pipple	Dec 4th, 2007 05:15:18 PM
Prossor by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 05:18:42 PM
well, the posters fantastic-cue bitching by RockLobster800	Dec 4th, 2007 05:22:02 PM
On top of that by BLEST	Dec 4th, 2007 05:33:29 PM
Nicholson was fantastic... by pdennett316	Dec 4th, 2007 05:46:01 PM
RE: Brighteyes by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 05:54:29 PM
And again... by Organs	Dec 4th, 2007 05:55:40 PM
if it would surpass it.... by Prossor	Dec 4th, 2007 05:55:47 PM
Whatever they do... by pap	Dec 4th, 2007 06:12:27 PM
This prove it by zooch	Dec 4th, 2007 06:28:39 PM
Yeah Elfman's score is pretty much classic now by GibsonUSA	Dec 4th, 2007 06:48:11 PM
I STILL hate the look by acebandage	Dec 4th, 2007 06:48:20 PM
Captain America here blew the landing by 23 miles! by TomBodet	Dec 4th, 2007 06:51:52 PM
As for Bats '89-- by TomBodet	Dec 4th, 2007 07:10:14 PM
There are a million serial killer characters... by Dapper Swindler	Dec 4th, 2007 07:52:04 PM
Nicholson Won't Be Topped... by Acquanetta	Dec 4th, 2007 07:53:51 PM
Dear Moriarty by D. Tyranus	Dec 4th, 2007 07:55:59 PM
Nicholson WAS great! by J-Dizzle	Dec 4th, 2007 08:05:10 PM
raises had I hate Hackman's Luther. by I Dunno	Dec 4th, 2007 08:20:32 PM
Say What You Want About Nicholson, You Idiots!! by thelordofhell	Dec 4th, 2007 09:43:31 PM
Ledger's Joker sounds 200x more interesting than Nicholson's Jok by Bob of the Shire	Dec 4th, 2007 10:36:09 PM
yes penguin was in a circus sideshow . by seabiscuits	Dec 4th, 2007 10:40:48 PM
What? by Doctor Phibes	Dec 5th, 2007 12:19:53 AM
owww baby by BendersShinyAss	Dec 5th, 2007 01:42:37 AM
this movie's gonna be huge by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 5th, 2007 01:58:45 AM
"For whatever reason, Batman 89 became a bigger event than the a by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 5th, 2007 02:01:16 AM
even if you aren't a comic book fan by Spazatronic 2000	Dec 5th, 2007 02:02:52 AM
What about Bale? by abelkane3434	Dec 5th, 2007 02:21:30 AM
greatest superhero movie ever made by drave117	Dec 5th, 2007 03:02:52 AM
Awesome by wash	Dec 5th, 2007 03:15:13 AM
I love Batman Returns by Harold The Great	Dec 5th, 2007 04:22:01 AM
For the record, Ledger seems to be on the edge too by Harold The Great	Dec 5th, 2007 04:23:35 AM
Burton's Batman films are better than Begins by henrydalton	Dec 5th, 2007 05:12:55 AM
Re: Quotable lines.... by ChadMaul	Dec 5th, 2007 05:38:41 AM
Batman 89 > Batman Begins by krack	Dec 5th, 2007 05:56:51 AM
ChadMaulI dunno, taking Batman THAT serious and putting him into by Harold The Great	Dec 5th, 2007 08:02:30 AM
My friend's theory about the Joker by Boneyard	Dec 5th, 2007 11:41:12 AM
Biggest problem with Batman 89? by KarmicRelief	Dec 5th, 2007 12:45:07 PM
Theme music is desperately missing these days. by GibsonUSA	Dec 5th, 2007 01:53:03 PM
M-O-M by GibsonUSA	Dec 5th, 2007 02:06:54 PM
Problems with Batman '89 by Abominable Snowcone	Dec 5th, 2007 02:15:58 PM
Burton's Batmobile is the BEST. by GibsonUSA	Dec 5th, 2007 03:23:00 PM
The Tumbler looks like it would TIP OVER?! by Kurzinski Valentine	Dec 5th, 2007 04:30:46 PM
bat should just drive a regular car by Prossor	Dec 5th, 2007 11:59:22 PM
Re: The Tumbler looks like it would TIP OVER?! by GibsonUSA	Dec 7th, 2007 03:20:27 PM

Oh. My. God. You Have To Read UGO’s Description Of The First Six Minutes Of THE DARK KNIGHT!

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