Harry has seen the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer!!!

meh

I really enjoyed the script, and am looking forward to the film.

"HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE..." comes close to Blade 3's "Cock juggling thunder-cunt".

heh heh heh.

FIRST!

it makes about as much sense as that cloverfield review you posted

and try to relate everything to sex. these things make you sound smart and mature.

But it sounds like the W Bros went the right way. Looking forward to the trailer almost as much as the sheer luminous beauty that is Nicole Kidman in The Golden Compasss. How could a 40 year old woman look SO fine?

wtf happened with that rumor that one of the Wachowskis was looking to become a woman? Last i heard people were holding back on announcing it till after speed racer hit... but wtf do i know.

Harry got the AWESOME virus too!

The script was summarily erased from my brain the second the trailer floored it across the mirror embossed race tracks of this thundering brain blasting trailer. My brain was left grasping at pixels trying to process what was being shown and for the first 10 minutes of THE GOLDEN COMPASS I was just panting wanting to rewind and watch the SPEED RACER trailer in frame by frame speed so I could try to dissect what I was looking at, because at full speed it's like eating seven bowls of magic mushrooms and watching a hive of bees take your seed to the petals of your flower. Something... I ... Couldn't... Process...

there IS a writer's strike, ya know! Heh.

Which one of these Wachowski is now a V.I. Warshawski?

Was is short and pointless like The Dark Knight teaser?

The Wachowskis are still only about 50/50 when it comes to *good* movies (box office notwithstanding)...I'm just trying to figure out how you can coat juice with another liquid? Or is it more like a Snickers bar with a pussy juice center?

HA HA! I wanna know about 3 whores and there mother. I heard that Lieutenant Valeris has sex with her Ears still on!

still, I get your point. Anyway, the Wachowski's at least seem to have a unique POV, so I'm looking forward to this.

Sorry.

Why on earth would you go to the Highland Galaxy? It's right behind me house, and even I studiously avoid it. I'd rather drive the extra mile and a half up Research and see it at a decent theater.

as are all that dare speak ill of SPEED RACER

at a small screening held by Satanists, I used my secret handshake to get it, and it was AWESOME! Itz tha nexst Stah Warz!!!1! (Sorry JDizzle)

Can't wait.

Sugar causes yeast infections!! Really really horrid yeastinfections that look like the defence mechanisms of the oceanig Hagfish!!! Nasty! In conclusion, RACER X IS REALLY SPEEDS LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!

already did what you're describing aside from the anime part...yawn

When are we going to be able to see this?

Which I never thought I'd say about a kid flick starring a monkey. The Wachowskis are great directors and innovative visualists. I fully expect this movie to rock me like a hurricane.

I can promise you - Roger Rabbit looked NOTHING like this.

Did you like it? I read somewhere the sneaks were not well attended this past weekend....

How much you getting for this glowing "review"of a trailer?

Cloverfield: AWESOME Avatar: AWESOME Speed Racer: AWESOME Mayor Quimby declares "The AWESOME day"

And does the trailer advertise it as "The Wachowski bros present" or anything along those lines?

DBZ was one of their main influences for The Matrix's superfast and/or airborne martial arts. I'd love to see them tackle it with a $100 million budget. Alas...

SPEED RACER = lousy source-material = an excuse to cash in on nostalgia with cutting edge FX.<P>Now...<P>...bring me my Smurf.

So is there any chance of this getting a 3D release, from the sounds of things I can imagine this being pretty kick ass if properly transfered to 3D.

Just watch the Speed Racer montage that forms the basis of Ghostface Killah's "Daytona 500" video. http://youtube.com/watch?v=AkoRbUK2uKo

...does that mean the actors don't move that much and just open and close their mouth whithout any lip movement while they are talking?

It's often where most of the fun is at the movies. The films themselves are another story.

I'm a Matrix apologist and love the Wachowskis. Can't wait.

producing this? Is this a Tim Burton-like Kandee Kolored hyper-realistic fantasy world, or what...? Ya got me intrigued, because at first I thought, "I don't care if they resurrect Orson Welles and hand him a trillion dollars, its Speed Racer, folks.."

And it was AWESOME. <p> I mean, IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I trust the Wachowskis regarding films, after all Bound was worthy of being called Awesome.

So it does not explode when you fuck it.

HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE. How can you chocolate coat pussy juice and why is that appealing? What the FUCK??? Dude. Just never talk about anything sex related again. It's not witty. It's just fucking disturbing. Need brain bleach stat!

I wish

no negativity from me on this one.<P>it sounds like they have really had fun and made a world in a style that will probably be copied by everyone else for a few years after, just like MATRIX.

I dare you to quote (exactly) your own opinion of the SPEED RACER trailer, above, the next time you have James Cameron on the phone. --Double dare you. --Triple dare you.

And it's AWESOME, BITCHES!!!1!

...when this trailer is set to hit?? Maybe with I Am Legend?

...for some chocolate-coated pussy juice! And maybe some vagina-shat fried mozzarella on the side! Or perhaps some hot breaded chicken nuggets shat from the tight cornhole of a beautiful college coed!!

That description doesn't even make sense. And I knew how lame Speed Racer was even when I was a kid. Call it as it is: "Cynical money-making enterprise #4603."

Ha! Just wanted to get in on the AICN TB catchphrase bandwagon. The Wachowski's do rule though.

...will rival the deliciousness of a playboy bunny fecal pizza with the nectar of menses dripped over it! Thanks Harry!

Based on my cutting edge and witty writing in my subject line...can I join the staff?

and the english adaption is what made it so awkwardly lame and cool at the same time. it's okay to like cheese, now and then. everything doesn't have to be some hard core sci-fi epic....if this is pure mindless fun that fries your brain, i'm all for it. there hasn't been a fun movie for all ages in...forever.<P>epilepsy inducing effects and colors for the kids, nostalgia and innuendo for adults, and effects for all the stoners.

was at the NYC premiere last night, and as a fan of the book I found it pretty serviceable. The Iorek fight got some good claps from the crowd...

and watching the bees take the pollen to the...uhh...WTF? All I need to know is, did the trailer rival the sweet taste of suckling chocolate milk from the lactating breast of a nubian jungle queen, who has a sex fetish whereby she squats and pees on your face while feeding you exotic insects?

:( and I wanna see it NOW!

Movies o bad that even to this day the thought of those fucking terrible movies anger me to the point of violence. Shit piled on shit piled on shit. I hope they rot in hell for putting me through such torture. Easily the most dissappointed i've ever been at a theatre.

Why do most of Harry's opinions involve bodily fluid metaphors? I'm waiting with trepidation for him to go all "2 girls; 1 cup" on us. I mean, when Neil Cumpston said he couldn't come anymore during "Return of the King" and all that was coming out was air, well, that was funny. This is just ... bleh!

And he gave me a "fuck me, I have no fucking clue" after analyzing Harry's choice of verbiage.

to Golden Compass when it comes out this Friday? I might actually go see it then...I know a few girls that are really looking forward to GC but I dont see it doing well. CGI animals dont have a very good track record.

Wow, that was embarrassing to read.

It's like an alien sex manual translated to English via Japanese, Polish, Hebrew, semaphore and whale song, but holy Mach 5 you can't deny the passion.<p>It may also be substance abuse but let's not get into libel.

...kind of bipolar. Think about it. Part of the time, it was goofy fun and extremely silly. The rest of the time, it was dark and serious. Throw in a few sexual undertones with Trixie, and it's a weird mess. That said, I watched every episode and occasionally find myself humming/singing the theme song on the 30 mile commute to work. I'm certainly curious to see what the brothers have done. However, I don't think it will provoke flashbacks to living in L.A. in the 1970's or change my sexual orientation!!

And it was awesome!

-when she was a kid in the 70's...and she said Speed racer was sitting on the side of her bed telling her she was going to be okay.<P>this movie sounds like it's going to be like that fever dream....fingers crossed.

wheee

its going to be great fun, and incredible to look at, if nothing else. No, I doubt its going to rival 'there ill be blood' for an oscar, but thats not the point. People, this is the definition of "cool news."

egads what an awesome read. was it news? meh. did it thrill me? eff yeah baby! I have a friend who did a little work on this film and told me this hilarious story about how the monkey playing Chim Chim, saw the kid's mother exert some kind of dominance over the kid so he then went on to exert his own dominance over the kid, so they had to sub him out with a second monkey who, from what I understand, was not as good an actor. Monkey politics and Hollywood.

Good, I havent had any chocolate covered pussy juice for a while, and im a really fucking thirsty chocoholic

Sorry if this has already been posted. Its the full 2 minutes, just really shitty audio..... <p> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDMN9Qdgl5A

Some pussys stay dry and others feel the pain. Chocolate Tang!!! A baby born will die before your in. Chocolate Tang! Viagra says it can't be here again. Chocolate Tang!!! The prisons make you wonder where it went. Chocolate Tang!!! Wear a rubber, now your wood is dry. Chocolate Tang!!! Pull you member out and watch it fly.

Girls pee from down there too, y'know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I_tWfKM8ik

It's not a clown car.

Fatman! Save me the Slunk!

How many licks does it take to get to the mung filled center of a Pussy Girl Pop???

Not your average Lollie boys and girls! Must be 18 to buy. Comes in 15 different flavors and scents. Are you Man enough to lick your way to the cherry filled center. When you think Lollie Gag. Look for the Pink! Pussy Girl Pops. Love that Tang!

It was - ugh, I can't even pretend it was anything other than pathetic.

No offense, big fella.

Licking Pussy Girl Pops, May Result in STD's, Mouth Sores, Chapped Lips, Hepatitis C, and or Aids. Pussy Girl Pops complicate Homosexual tendencies in Gays.

Gotta have blue hair.

I'm not sure I like the way Harry puts it, I'm sure there are more appropriate ways of labelling his excitement.. HOWEVER.. really looking forward to it.<p> CLOVERFIELD MOSTER FOUND!!<p> http://tinyurl.com/yoknyg

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I know that you guys probably think you are connecting with the 'young, hip, crowd' by peppering every review and article with references to taking shits, getting shit on, getting fucked in the ass, your face came on, your willingness to blow X talent person, etc, but really, even your 'hip young crowd' target audience thinks this shit is tacky and weird.

seriously, that place scares me... they completely redid the theater, but the that whole shopping center is ghetto... why couldn't one of the other theaters around town have gotten the 3d projection...???

...Skip the promising that it looks nothing like Exhibit A, and actually describe, or "Report" on what it did look like? It would be more interesting than hearing your opinion.

Get your wristbands and bumperstickers, kids.

C'mon Harry, help us visualize and squirt vicariously. I'm almost as excited for this as Avatar. No 3d plans though?

(Um yes, I'm Catholic and not sure if I'm going to be appalled, so I'm not going to see it straightaway) I wonder what else it will be trailered to...and if WB will get their site up...

It was different and cool. Until I realized my mistake, and flipped her over.

So this is what passes as American Journalism these days? And Americans wonder why they are hated the world over. No respect for yourselves or each other. Not one shred of usable information came from that poppycock you call a news article sir. You should be ashamed of yourself and your demeaning behavior both towards women and the field of journalism. You can rest assured that one day you will find yourself without readers with postings of mindless unintelligible filth that you try and pass off as journalism. Shame on you sir! And shame on your house for raising an immature ignorant child instead of a man. Good day to you!

Sounds interesting harry... plant.

Does it sorta resemble the newer version, "Speed Racer X", which didn't have a better run on Nickelodeon a few years back? Here is footage with Sponge's rockin' theme song- http://youtube.com/watch?v=oMplf3mPXM4 And the original opening for it in Jp. with the classic theme- http://youtube.com/watch?v=tmBeLT5caGM And also nerding out over the fact Kym Barrett's (Matrix, Eragon) is the costume designer. I feel I will be very compelled to do a Trixie cosplay. :D

the movie will be sweet too!

When the review hardly mentions anything of it but the title and only talks about the trailer before it! "So how was Golden Compass", "Well, the trailer preceding it was tasty pussy juice"

pussy juice!! <p> coatedpussy.ytmnd.com

I'd like to try out chocolate flavored pussy!

Digital or film, one word I would not associate with it is 'perfection'. Wish someone would give me $200 million to piss away like Chris Weitz and company did with this film.

Pirates? Superbad? 24?

Hah. OK, I guess I did watch the show when I was much younger, but I can't remember it that well. But the premise is pretty stupid. Admit it.

Was Emile Hirsch in the trailer? Christina Ricci? The cast is great...but WHAT DO THEY LOOK LIKE IN CHARACTER?? That info may be more useful than chocolate pussy juice.... Please describe....

given the source material... We don't want something bland like the Thunderbirds movie.

It's so hard to tell. You're like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and smothered in chocolate-coated secret sauce.

Lucky fool.

get a grip fat man.

I agree with you. Sometimes by laziness or necessity I'm forced over to the Galaxy, and the parking lot and lobby are just wall-to-wall East Side Crips. It's a decent suburban area, and I never feel particularly threatened, but the Galaxy is straight up trash. Harry's choice of theater just absolutely mystifies me.

of a female, he feels obligated to use the term "pussy juice" in all his reviews. Oh for the days of Blade II.

i guess it should also be pointed out for those that do not live in austin... that there is also a strip club right across the parking lot too...haha

This movie is supposed to be shot entirely w/bluescreen. I guess 'Sky Captain' hasn't taught anyone a lesson.

... and baby, it ain't as good as you might imagine. Quite nasty, actually, unless you like fish fudge.

It's not working. You are just pissing people off and creating a negative attitude toward the film. Cut the shit- J.J., fire these jerks.

larry Wachowski's pussy? <P>english muthafucker, do you speak it?

...and cheats on the Mach 5.

I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. Redskins-Cowboys. Catch it!

on MNF...it was tits; sorry to go off the topic of chocolate covered pussy juice

your age anytime soon? Chocolate covered pussy juice... fuck man.

and they're better than you remember. Also, V for Vendetta was like a cockslap of awesomeness straight from the pelvic region of Guy Fawkes himself. I'll give this a chance.

...isn't Chim-Chim's pal named "Spritle?"(sp?) Just askin'.

that pussy juice is pleasant to the taste. I, for one, prefer it when it's lubricating the thrusts of my penis, thankyouverymuch.

I, for one, prefer it when it's lubricating the thrusts of my tonsils and my penis, thankyouverymuch.

the talkbacks have always seemed fairly wide open as far as the use of "adult" language is concerned. This is far from a porn site, although most of the reviewers are male and they are just honest about digging (or worshipping) chicks quite often. I find that refreshing, and as an adult male, I can relate.

It was HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICESOM"

Its HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICESOM!

I guess I missed that, Halfbreedqueen.

Totally agree on Matrix sequels, though I liked it less I was still anticipating the third and the level of missed oppurtunity left me so numbed to complete boredom that by the time it got to the final Smith battle I just wanted it to end.

Do we get to see it's ballgina?

...home to one of the most uncomfortably drawn out and undramatic death scenes ever put on film. Felt like it took that bitch an hour to die, and if I could have sped up the process by strangling her with my bare hands I would have done. And this coming from someone who actually liked the character until then too...<p>I loves me some Bound, and V for Vendetta did it for me hardcore, but damn did The Matrix ever fall victim to the fate of diminishing returns, and Revolutions especially was just the absolute fucking pits. Still got some coming back to do from that one Brothers W. <p>Will Speed Racer be a return to form? Doubt it, I always thought Speed Racer was lame as fuck personally, but I guess that means it should be even easier to impress me with a merely "fun" flick than it would be to wow over a hardcore SR fan, though all that said I still have very little interest at this point. Still, we'll see...

but not in an emotional "OMG Trinity's DEAD!" pain, but a "jesus this is the worst death scene in quite a long time" pain.

aka the ladies man, and he told me he had never heard of such atrocity when trying to relate a sexual innuendo as a compliment...to anything...ever...not even his guest on the program, a freud-dressed Kurt Russell could make sense of the sentence...he simply laughed. trailer seems cool, and odd, i'm sure i'll eat it up like bacon-flavored nipples.

because the site runners constantly troll us with bullshit, or did the talkbackers drive the site runners insane?

..may be a wee bit presumptuous, I would say. I would assume Harry, now being wed, has in fact encountered "pussy juice" and having done so, would in turn understand the bizarre and mildly nauseating nature of this image. How is it possible the he still discusses sex like a 12 year old?

..as far as I am aware, juice cannot be coated.

This site has gone down the crapper...seriously. Harry, where are your reviews man? And WTF is this "news" you've been shoving our way lately? The Cloverfield story, the "new" Joker pic, and now this are really making me wonder if this site is even in the TOP 100,000 list of things you think about a month.

I just laughed out loud. A valid point indeed.

Lotta effort, though. <br> <br>Hmm.

That made me laugh.

Yeah that was just a strange turn there Harry.

I mean that too!

It was really emotional, though understated. What did you want, her coughing up blood and bits of lung? I guess most of you fanboys aren't older, emotinally, than 10. Girls still got cooties, for you, yeah?

AVATAR or SPEED RACER? Tough choice there...it would help if the Wachowskis had made a decent film.

You seriously need a hug from mummy or daddy.

Actually...I'm not sure why.

Harry, there's a difference between being "funny" and "trying to be funny". That's just gross and it detracts from your articles.

Geez...Chocolate coated what????? Grow the fuck up.

...amazingly fucking horrid, stilted, emotionally devoid, painfully drawn out, and utterly, utterly preposterous, not to mention being just fucking awfully written.<p>Understated? How can a death that lasts for about twenty fucking minutes possibly be understated? It was basically "I'm dying my love, but before I do let me give you this three hour monologue...". Fuck. Off.<p>I don't get any joy for this fact, if ever there was a death scene that should have meant something, but ultimately didn't delive anything, it was this one. The brothers W fucked the goat on that one I'm afraid, least in my opinion anyhow.<p>You want a real sci-fo franchise death scene, watch Wrath of Khan (even if then turn around and bring him right back), or how about films like: Miller's Crossing, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Amadeus, Videodrome, The Dead Zone, Bridge On The River Kwai, Galipoli, Midnight Cowboy, The Godfather, The Exorcist, Night Of The Living Dead, The Wicker Man, The Deer Hunter, Network, Blade Runner, Alien, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, The Fly, Braveheart, Seven, To Live & Die In LA, 12 Monkeys, Shane, and Fellowship Of The Ring, just to name a few off the top of my head, all of which had truly great, memorable, and resonant death scenes, far more so than that half arsed Matrix Revolutions bollocks.

Holy shit. That stuff is ahead of it's time. A few decades, and that shit has to be in Journalism 101.

Have they made some "poprock" version of that "Go Speed Racer Goooo"? I was kinda expecting it, and hoping maybe it'd get done by Rage Against the Machine... Just to be completely normal

You are trying way too hard. You remind me of the geek in school rying to hang with the cool kids by talking raunchy. Aren't you pushing 40? You should be embarrassed.

Was it awesome? Please, was it?

That's gross, Harry. I feel sick now.

**looks at screen and rest's chin in hand**

and the cherry juice inside?

and let it chill and set. Then add a layer Hershey's chocolate syrup on top. Sprinkle cinnamon and powdered sugar. Makes a nice holiday dessert.

Yea but as BSB has just pointed out there seems to be some kinda of colling process involved in hardening this thing up. Harry Balls never said anything about that. I'm just sayin'

..to copy and paste my last post into word and check the spelling and punctuation. Sorry.

Only fucker I ever met that actually put on weight while eating pussy...

Back in the 90's there was an album released called "Saturday Morning's Greatest Hits" A bunch of alternative bands did covers of some of the old 70's cartoons. The band Sponge cover Speed Racer, I still jam to it when I'm haulin ass down the Highway. I tried to find a link but the only one I could find uses it over some animation from Full Metal Alchemist...but whatever, check out the song, I think its a much better cover than whatever pop jackass who's hot at the moment will inevitably crank out.

That was funny. ahaha

Both you and Kevin Smith now that I think about it. Let it go, Peter Pan.

After all these years couldn't you use grown-up words for your reviews?

Cuz if you had pussy juice, it wouldn't be something you'd have voluntarily outside of sex. Dammit man! You posted that disgusting shit yesterday and I'm still reeling. Just never talk sex again. Please.

This update stunk.<p> I wrote like this when I was fourteen.

Those who detract are nothing more than pussies stirred in human incubator juice whose brains are too chocalatey coo coo for coco puffs! WACHOWSKIS FOR NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!!!!! It's the obvious choice!!!

is "Chocolate Covered Pussy Juice." Or something like that. On the tour, he'll have bitches on leashes in cages, and when he sings "Country Road," midgets come out and throw poo at them.

Limp Bisquits new ALBUM! it's out now!

CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD???? Thanks in advance

Nice to see those grammar tutorials are still nestled firmly under the fitness DVDs, Harry!

who haven't been long enough to recognize that ridiculous sexual metaphors are par for the course with Harry, but I think there's something to be said for the Irony of an X-rated review for the preview of a G-rated film. I'll be interested to see what this looks like when the preview shows up online. As for The Matrix? Some folks are just impossible to please. Some folks were so interested in seeing that movie kick Star Wars' butt that when the Matrix sequels showed up and its reach exceeded its grasp they just turned on it. Me? There were plenty of cheesy moments, and I think they would have been better off not offloading important story information onto the Animatrix and that video game, and perhaps taking a littl longer to hash things out. That said, the Wachowskis still managed to be twice as inventive and thoughtful about what they were doing than most filmmakers out there.

NO ONE LIKES THE TASTE OF VAGINA

Matthew Sweet, the great power-pop musician, put a cover of the SR theme on the CD single for his song "We're The Same" in 1995. It's a perfect cover, fast-paced and poppy. I actually heard it yesterday as it cycled through my car's MP3 player. Great, fun stuff.

IT WAS AWESOME. Really. Can't wait to see the trailer : )

learn some decency. You are vile and disgusting. Everything relates back to sex and food with you. Your experience with sex amounts to sticking your dick in a hot pocket while eating out a pokemon toy you fat fuck.

I just got a $20 rebate from my local electrics store! It was great!

Creativity rules your jealous ass.

and someone put up a youtube link already, sheesh.

Still alive...