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Published on Monday, December 3, 2007 - 2:34pm |
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Harry has seen the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer!!!
Hey folks, Harry here... just left the Highland Galaxy Theater where I watched THE GOLDEN COMPASS in digital perfection... and saw two trailers. The first was SEX AND THE CITY - which really doesn't seem like a theatrical porn film, like it should. And secondly... the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer.
I predict that there will be two reactions to this trailer. There's mine... which is HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE... and then there's going to be the, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" reaction.
After BOUND, THE MATRIX trilogy and their producing work on V FOR VENDETTA - you think you have the Wachowski's figured out? Think again. This is an eye-popping anime inspired whacked way the fuck out of control world.
That wild anime twirling universe characters unleashed feeling? It's there. This film isn't taking place in a world that looks anything even close to resembling reality. This is a quasi-toon universe where physics and the very nature of optics themselves are put in a shroom/lsd whirlpool of whatdafuck. It's Crrrrr AZEEEEEEE!
My mind is left on a futuristic tarmac by the Mach 5's skidmarks and the simple joy of Chim Chim pointing at Sparky in a trunk of a car. This film is not set in some dystopian universe, they did not make a gritty universe... They have take characters and placed them firmly within an anime universe and I don't know if the world will flip or shit over it. BUT HOLY FUCK - I'm racing!
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Reader Talkback
first? by Jugdish | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:36:44 PM | Excellent. by Nordling | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:09 PM | Yes, I too am excited... by Azazyel | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:09 PM | "skidmarks" by OnomatoPoet | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:11 PM | FIRST by brucecampbell | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:23 PM | great description Harry by Jugdish | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:27 PM | NVM by brucecampbell | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:38:32 PM | try and curse more. by frankenfickle | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:40:08 PM | Chocolate coated WHAT?! by BoggyCreekBeast | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:40:55 PM | speaking of skidmarks.... by ultragoregrind | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:42:08 PM | "HOLY FUCKING *AWESOME* DIPPED
IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY
JUICE" by The_Hypnotoad | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:43:15 PM | Nordling... by HEADGEEK | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:43:42 PM | Tone it DOWN... by BoggyCreekBeast | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:45:21 PM | Sooo... by Series7 | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:45:48 PM | How long was the trailer? by vini77 | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:24 PM | Hmmm...Revolutions had an
awesome trailer too... by Abin Sur | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:26 PM | Enough about this by Series7 | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:47:58 PM | chocolate and pussy juice do
not mix... by Rupee88 | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:48:05 PM | Speed Racer is, and always
will be, lame. by El Scorcho | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:49:39 PM | Remember when by Your Moms Box | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:50:55 PM | I just Saw Speed Racer ... by fishpillow | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:24 PM | the highland? really?? by PrettyNursePoppy | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:51:24 PM | EL Scorcho is a Smurf Fucker! by HEADGEEK | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:25 PM | I just Saw Speed Racer ... by fishpillow | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:36 PM | Heh, Harry, so you liked it. by Nordling | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:52:48 PM | Don't put Chocolate on her
Pussy!!! by DOGSOUP | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:53:55 PM | was it awesome? by palewook | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:56:24 PM | Who Framed Roger Rabbit... by alienindisguise | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:58:43 PM | So.. by killing joker | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:58:44 PM | I am very excited about this
movie! by Live. | Dec 3rd, 2007 01:59:02 PM | alienindisguise by HEADGEEK | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:00:18 PM | Harry: How was The Golden
Compass? by Barry Egan | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:10 PM | Attn: Headgeek by fishpillow | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:12 PM | Harry already uses keyword
"AWESOME" regarding that
AVATAR lette by The_Hypnotoad | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:02:22 PM | But when can we expect to see
it Harry? by Robstar | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:03:31 PM | Ah! Oh! Ah! by DerLanghaarige | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:04:11 PM | Wachowski's should be making
DRAGONBALL Z... by Rindain | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:05:44 PM | There is NO WAY this will be
awesome. by Mr. Nice Gaius | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:08:03 PM | 3D? by Porco Drunko | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:08:46 PM | Save Your Money by Aquatarkusman | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:09:09 PM | So if it's anime... by DerLanghaarige | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:09:24 PM | Going gaga over trailers by LoneGun | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:18:32 PM | Cannot wait for this film. by Steve Trevor | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:19:08 PM | Is Joel "Chocolate covered
pussy juice" Silver by skimn | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:19:15 PM | I JUST SAW THE SPEEDRACER
TRAILER!!!ONE! by cornponious | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:20:38 PM | Not only AWESOME but CRRRR
AZEEEE by MontyPigeon | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:21:49 PM | Wht do you wrap a smurf in
electrical tape? by hst666 | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:22:22 PM | Why not Wht by hst666 | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:22:39 PM | Thanks for ruining my LUNCH by Wed Vid Guy | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:23:33 PM | I got my own Mach 5 bitches by HEADGEEK | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:23:50 PM | You have a way with words,
Harry. by JDanielP | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:25:59 PM | I JUST GOT MY OWN MACH5 by cornponious | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:26:13 PM | Any idea... by TheIronGiant | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:26:47 PM | Sign me up... by Abominable Snowcone | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:28:41 PM | Harry you hit a new "low" with
that one by CarmillaVonDoom | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:29:29 PM | SR is AWESOME = The next SW! by veritasses | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:30:39 PM | It's a relief to know that
this movie... by Abominable Snowcone | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:30:49 PM | SEX PENIS VAGINA by BobWinters5 | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:32:34 PM | whadya think of the Golden
Compass, Harry? by PVIII | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:34:45 PM | Seven bowls of magic mushrooms by Abominable Snowcone | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:34:51 PM | I want to see this so bad by JoeSixPack | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:38:41 PM | fuck the wachowkis and fuck
the matrix sequels by BMacSmith | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:40:12 PM | juicy juice by Dollar Bird | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:40:46 PM | I looked over at Kurt Russell
dressed as Sigmund Freud by Aquatarkusman | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:42:35 PM | Harry is this supposed to be
attached... by TheRealSeveren | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:45:41 PM | I SUPPORT A NEW THESAURUS FOR
HARRY ON THIS ONE ! by Pound Sand | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:47:01 PM | I love Harry's writing. by OnomatoPoet | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:48:23 PM | Harry - Spped Racer has always
been... by Ninja Nerd | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:52:16 PM | I just saw the Speed Racer
trailer, too! by PirateEmery | Dec 3rd, 2007 02:58:53 PM | AICN hates anime so buckle in
for shitstorms by crayon | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:11:57 PM | HOW CAN YOU NOT BE STOKED FOR
THIS???? by wilsonfisk89 | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:17:09 PM | it's posts like this that keep
me a comin back... by chiahead | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:22:42 PM | Delicious by finfangfoom | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:23:10 PM | Shitty copy of trailer off
youtube........ by Grandaddy | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:27:01 PM | Chocolate Tang!!! by ThePilgrim | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:27:05 PM | Is "dipped in Chocolate coated
pussy juice" a good thing? by JonQuixote | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:29:37 PM | sorry.........its this
one......... by Grandaddy | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:46:36 PM | VAGINA by DOGSOUP | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:48:18 PM | Holey Flavored Mungalunga
Choca Mocha Latte by ThePilgrim | Dec 3rd, 2007 03:59:01 PM | Mr. Owl by ThePilgrim | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:02:11 PM | Pussy Girl Pops by ThePilgrim | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:06:58 PM | Just saw Harry's Speed Racer
teaser review... by JimCurry | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:10:51 PM | Every time Harry makes a sex
reference I wanna throw up. by Mr. Waturi | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:14:25 PM | SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: by ThePilgrim | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:26:48 PM | Do they have blue hair? by TheNorthlander | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:27:43 PM | Looking forward to it.. by TiPPiDa | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:28:50 PM | Desu ka? by smackfu | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:39:56 PM | Harry and folks by smackfu | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:44:59 PM | the highland mall is ghetto by seekshelter | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:45:41 PM | Why not... by Tourist | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:52:29 PM | H.F.A.D.I.C.C.P.J. by BigTexas42 | Dec 3rd, 2007 04:54:55 PM | All of your Chocolate Coated
Pussy Juice are belong to us! by conspiracy | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:13:36 PM | CAN WE PLEASE GET A BETTER
DESCRIPTION by TheDohDoh | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:19:49 PM | Well, since I'm not sure if
I'm seeing "The Golden
Compass"... by Anna Valerious | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:24:53 PM | I remember my last chocolate
coated pussy juice
experience... by JonQuixote | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:28:42 PM | Enough is enough by dudemandude | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:39:05 PM | I support the monkey sidekick
on this one! by Pipple | Dec 3rd, 2007 05:55:07 PM | Oh, almost forgot... by Anna Valerious | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:05:50 PM | Pussy juice is tasty and by travis-dane | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:09:22 PM | hate to say it, but... by Halfbreedqueen | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:24:05 PM | Wow, Golden Compass must be a
really really BAD movie by theycallmemrglass | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:41:09 PM | LOLZZZ by cornponious | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:48:00 PM | That's what the little kids
wanna see: Sex and the City! by MrMysteryGuest | Dec 3rd, 2007 06:57:22 PM | That reminds me: gotta ask my
girlfriend to buy chocolate
syrup! by MrMysteryGuest | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:05:23 PM | Golden Compass by Shawn F. | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:24:01 PM | "HOLY FUCKING *AWESOME* DIPPED
IN CHECKADY-CHOCO THE
CHOCOLATE C by Orionsangels | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:25:01 PM | CHICKEN by Orionsangels | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:25:27 PM | Harry, what about the DVD
Releases for this week? by PirateEmery | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:34:26 PM | sex and the shriveled vaginas by Orionsangels | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:34:46 PM | Smurf fucker? by El Scorcho | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:52:29 PM | DETAILS.... by WhatsntheBox | Dec 3rd, 2007 07:52:42 PM | well that's how you would
(should) do it by Demosthenes2 | Dec 3rd, 2007 08:09:15 PM | Yeah, Harry, but did you LIKE
it? by Anti-fanboy | Dec 3rd, 2007 08:19:26 PM | Well that's all and fine but
when do I get to see it??? by JeffManSixtyFo | Dec 3rd, 2007 08:27:50 PM | "CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY
JUICE"? by Skankardly | Dec 3rd, 2007 08:48:18 PM | RE: seekshelter by PrettyNursePoppy | Dec 3rd, 2007 08:58:11 PM | Now that Harry has Carnal
Knowledge by Damer1 | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:01:05 PM | prettynursepoppy by seekshelter | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:04:26 PM | All bluescreen....umm....no
thanks by Hugh G Rekshun | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:14:49 PM | I"VE HAD CHOCOLATE COVERED
PUSSY JUICE by bunkyboo | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:19:55 PM | AND ALL YOU CLOVERFIELD VIRAL
MARKETING A$$E$ by bunkyboo | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:34:14 PM | harry would eat the chocolate,
leave the pussy. by ironic_name | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:44:22 PM | Speed has a beer... by jimmy rabbitte | Dec 3rd, 2007 09:52:03 PM | 'Holy fucking awesome dipped
in choco-covered...' by Darkman | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:07:13 PM | Anybody see the Rambo
commercial by ct4buddy | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:10:04 PM | Goddamit, Harry. Any plans to
start acting - by Laserbrain | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:10:54 PM | racer x: "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" by ironic_name | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:18:37 PM | fox looks like cyclops in the
suit by ironic_name | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:20:57 PM | I re-watched the Matrix
sequels last week... by Burgundy82 | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:34:37 PM | Um... by the_false_maria | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:38:58 PM | Apparently Harry is under the
impression by Burgundy82 | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:41:55 PM | Burgundy 82 by Napolean Solo | Dec 3rd, 2007 10:55:30 PM | this has always been an adult
oriented site by Rupee88 | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:13:16 PM | this isn't an adult site by Halfbreedqueen | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:35:04 PM | Matrix sequels by Halfbreedqueen | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:36:55 PM | V for Vendetta by Halfbreedqueen | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:37:18 PM | Just saw The Matrix by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan
ks | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:51:33 PM | Wow though harry, fuckin love
that Lo Pan gif by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan
ks | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:52:59 PM | There was a boar in the Matrix
Trilogy? by Freddie Mercury | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:56:56 PM | Halfbreedqueen by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan
ks | Dec 3rd, 2007 11:57:31 PM | TRANdy Wachowski by robzass | Dec 4th, 2007 12:06:49 AM | Ah yes, Matrix Revolutions... by Sledge Hammer | Dec 4th, 2007 12:28:59 AM | Hell yeah, trinity's death was
all pain by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan
ks | Dec 4th, 2007 12:41:06 AM | just got off the phone with
Leon Phelps.... by the_man_from_Rio | Dec 4th, 2007 12:54:06 AM | did this site devolve so
completely by INWOsuxRED | Dec 4th, 2007 01:08:04 AM | Calling the above
conversations "adult"... by Buck_Turgidson | Dec 4th, 2007 01:32:19 AM | And by the way... by Buck_Turgidson | Dec 4th, 2007 01:40:46 AM | Ouch by HExTeXly | Dec 4th, 2007 01:43:14 AM | "Juice cannot be coated" by Burgundy82 | Dec 4th, 2007 01:48:24 AM | S'pose it'd work if you froze
it first? by GilesT | Dec 4th, 2007 02:07:42 AM | "Cockslap of awesomeness" by 'Cholera's Ghost | Dec 4th, 2007 02:11:28 AM | Pussy really isn't that
tasty..... by Wed Vid Guy | Dec 4th, 2007 02:19:51 AM | Harry - that new AICN
animation is great! by IAmMrMonkey! | Dec 4th, 2007 04:49:21 AM | Trinity's Death Scene was
Amazing !!!! by NoDiggity | Dec 4th, 2007 05:01:29 AM | Cameron will shit all over the
Wachowskis by kwisatzhaderach | Dec 4th, 2007 05:12:23 AM | ricarleite by Street Trash Bhoy | Dec 4th, 2007 05:16:56 AM | Harry's chosen
chocolate-coated pussy juice,
here's why by Bobo_Vision | Dec 4th, 2007 06:13:42 AM | DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED
PUSSY JUICE by Trazadone | Dec 4th, 2007 06:25:56 AM | One more reason why Harry is a
moron by m_prevette | Dec 4th, 2007 06:28:29 AM | Yeah, it was amazing... by Sledge Hammer | Dec 4th, 2007 06:28:30 AM | However, this article made me
read that Blade II review by Harold The Great | Dec 4th, 2007 06:29:45 AM | What of the music...? by The Chosen | Dec 4th, 2007 06:40:24 AM | Very well written mini-review
Harry by BobParr | Dec 4th, 2007 07:40:12 AM | BUT I WANNA KNOW WAS THE SEX
AND THE CITY TRAILER GOOD?!?!? by BringingSexyBack | Dec 4th, 2007 08:03:53 AM | Chocolate coated pussy juice
is not awesome by BringingSexyBack | Dec 4th, 2007 08:05:46 AM | How do you coat juice? by Lord Nerd | Dec 4th, 2007 08:19:26 AM | Lord Nerd, have you never
heard of chocolate covered
Cherries? by NoDiggity | Dec 4th, 2007 08:28:27 AM | JI THNK YOU MIX THE PUSSYUICE
AND GELATIN IN A BOWL by BringingSexyBack | Dec 4th, 2007 08:30:12 AM | NoDig by Lord Nerd | Dec 4th, 2007 08:37:39 AM | I forgot.... by Lord Nerd | Dec 4th, 2007 08:39:28 AM | You have to make everything
about food, don't you lard
ass? by Sledge Hammer | Dec 4th, 2007 08:40:54 AM | Speen Racer Theme by PutZ | Dec 4th, 2007 08:43:36 AM | Ok Sledge by Lord Nerd | Dec 4th, 2007 08:43:53 AM | Harry, ol' buddy, it's okay to
stop acting twelve. by SpyGuy | Dec 4th, 2007 09:54:00 AM | Harry, are you illiterate? by brotherbradshaw | Dec 4th, 2007 10:57:30 AM | Methinks Harry has never "gone
down" by Wed Vid Guy | Dec 4th, 2007 11:23:19 AM | paging Patton Oswalt by ArcadianDS | Dec 4th, 2007 01:07:37 PM | The Matrix Trilogy OWNS your
Asses! by Johnno | Dec 4th, 2007 01:37:23 PM | I think the name of James
Taylor's new CD by Abominable Snowcone | Dec 4th, 2007 01:41:05 PM | HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN
CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE by future help | Dec 4th, 2007 02:09:05 PM | HOW DO YOU by Ebolarama | Dec 4th, 2007 02:34:51 PM | "They have take characters and
placed them firmly within an
anim by Blanket-Man | Dec 4th, 2007 02:46:40 PM | is this trailer posted
anywhere yet? by La.Cucaracha | Dec 4th, 2007 03:38:20 PM | I'm not going to be like all
these prudish talkbackers... by Lobanhaki | Dec 4th, 2007 04:10:33 PM | BOTH THOSE REACTIONS ARE
NEGATIVE by BurgerKing | Dec 4th, 2007 04:14:49 PM | Speed Racer theme covered in
1995 by GiggityGoo | Dec 4th, 2007 06:33:18 PM | I had plain pussy juice and by Mace Tofu | Dec 4th, 2007 08:50:18 PM | you pig by wille WEINERFACE | Dec 4th, 2007 09:04:38 PM | HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN
CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE by crayon | Dec 4th, 2007 11:25:30 PM | Growing up is for chumps. by iamrafsusername | Dec 5th, 2007 03:26:47 AM | well said Ender Smites Foes! by couP | Dec 6th, 2007 05:02:04 AM | Ha! by HExTeXly | Jan 18th, 2008 10:25:49 AM |
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