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Harry has seen the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer!!!

Hey folks, Harry here... just left the Highland Galaxy Theater where I watched THE GOLDEN COMPASS in digital perfection... and saw two trailers. The first was SEX AND THE CITY - which really doesn't seem like a theatrical porn film, like it should. And secondly... the Wachowski's SPEED RACER trailer.

I predict that there will be two reactions to this trailer. There's mine... which is HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE... and then there's going to be the, "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" reaction.

After BOUND, THE MATRIX trilogy and their producing work on V FOR VENDETTA - you think you have the Wachowski's figured out? Think again. This is an eye-popping anime inspired whacked way the fuck out of control world.

That wild anime twirling universe characters unleashed feeling? It's there. This film isn't taking place in a world that looks anything even close to resembling reality. This is a quasi-toon universe where physics and the very nature of optics themselves are put in a shroom/lsd whirlpool of whatdafuck. It's Crrrrr AZEEEEEEE!

My mind is left on a futuristic tarmac by the Mach 5's skidmarks and the simple joy of Chim Chim pointing at Sparky in a trunk of a car. This film is not set in some dystopian universe, they did not make a gritty universe... They have take characters and placed them firmly within an anime universe and I don't know if the world will flip or shit over it. BUT HOLY FUCK - I'm racing!

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Excellent.
by Nordling
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:38:09 PM
Yes, I too am excited...
by Azazyel
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:38:09 PM
"skidmarks"
by OnomatoPoet
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:38:11 PM
FIRST
by brucecampbell
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:38:23 PM
NVM
by brucecampbell
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:38:32 PM
try and curse more.
by frankenfickle
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:40:08 PM
Chocolate coated WHAT?!
by BoggyCreekBeast
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:40:55 PM
speaking of skidmarks....
by ultragoregrind
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:42:08 PM
"HOLY FUCKING *AWESOME* DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE"
by The_Hypnotoad
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:43:15 PM
Nordling...
by HEADGEEK
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:43:42 PM
Tone it DOWN...
by BoggyCreekBeast
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:45:21 PM
Sooo...
by Series7
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:45:48 PM
How long was the trailer?
by vini77
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:47:24 PM
Hmmm...Revolutions had an awesome trailer too...
by Abin Sur
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:47:26 PM
Enough about this
by Series7
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:47:58 PM
chocolate and pussy juice do not mix...
by Rupee88
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:48:05 PM
Speed Racer is, and always will be, lame.
by El Scorcho
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:49:39 PM
Remember when
by Your Moms Box
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:50:55 PM
I just Saw Speed Racer ...
by fishpillow
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:51:24 PM
the highland? really??
by PrettyNursePoppy
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:51:24 PM
EL Scorcho is a Smurf Fucker!
by HEADGEEK
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:52:25 PM
I just Saw Speed Racer ...
by fishpillow
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:52:36 PM
Heh, Harry, so you liked it.
by Nordling
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:52:48 PM
Don't put Chocolate on her Pussy!!!
by DOGSOUP
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:53:55 PM
was it awesome?
by palewook
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:56:24 PM
Who Framed Roger Rabbit...
by alienindisguise
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:58:43 PM
So..
by killing joker
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:58:44 PM
I am very excited about this movie!
by Live.
Dec 3rd, 2007
01:59:02 PM
alienindisguise
by HEADGEEK
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:00:18 PM
Harry: How was The Golden Compass?
by Barry Egan
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:02:10 PM
Attn: Headgeek
by fishpillow
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:02:12 PM
Harry already uses keyword "AWESOME" regarding that AVATAR lette
by The_Hypnotoad
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:02:22 PM
But when can we expect to see it Harry?
by Robstar
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:03:31 PM
Wachowski's should be making DRAGONBALL Z...
by Rindain
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:05:44 PM
There is NO WAY this will be awesome.
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:08:03 PM
3D?
by Porco Drunko
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:08:46 PM
Save Your Money
by Aquatarkusman
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:09:09 PM
Going gaga over trailers
by LoneGun
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:18:32 PM
Cannot wait for this film.
by Steve Trevor
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:19:08 PM
Is Joel "Chocolate covered pussy juice" Silver
by skimn
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:19:15 PM
I JUST SAW THE SPEEDRACER TRAILER!!!ONE!
by cornponious
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:20:38 PM
Not only AWESOME but CRRRR AZEEEE
by MontyPigeon
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:21:49 PM
Wht do you wrap a smurf in electrical tape?
by hst666
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:22:22 PM
Why not Wht
by hst666
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:22:39 PM
Thanks for ruining my LUNCH
by Wed Vid Guy
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:23:33 PM
I got my own Mach 5 bitches
by HEADGEEK
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:23:50 PM
You have a way with words, Harry.
by JDanielP
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:25:59 PM
I JUST GOT MY OWN MACH5
by cornponious
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:26:13 PM
Any idea...
by TheIronGiant
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:26:47 PM
Sign me up...
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:28:41 PM
Harry you hit a new "low" with that one
by CarmillaVonDoom
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:29:29 PM
SR is AWESOME = The next SW!
by veritasses
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:30:39 PM
It's a relief to know that this movie...
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:30:49 PM
SEX PENIS VAGINA
by BobWinters5
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:32:34 PM
whadya think of the Golden Compass, Harry?
by PVIII
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:34:45 PM
Seven bowls of magic mushrooms
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:34:51 PM
I want to see this so bad
by JoeSixPack
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:38:41 PM
fuck the wachowkis and fuck the matrix sequels
by BMacSmith
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:40:12 PM
juicy juice
by Dollar Bird
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:40:46 PM
I looked over at Kurt Russell dressed as Sigmund Freud
by Aquatarkusman
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:42:35 PM
Harry is this supposed to be attached...
by TheRealSeveren
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:45:41 PM
I SUPPORT A NEW THESAURUS FOR HARRY ON THIS ONE !
by Pound Sand
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:47:01 PM
I love Harry's writing.
by OnomatoPoet
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:48:23 PM
Harry - Spped Racer has always been...
by Ninja Nerd
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:52:16 PM
I just saw the Speed Racer trailer, too!
by PirateEmery
Dec 3rd, 2007
02:58:53 PM
AICN hates anime so buckle in for shitstorms
by crayon
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:11:57 PM
HOW CAN YOU NOT BE STOKED FOR THIS????
by wilsonfisk89
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:17:09 PM
it's posts like this that keep me a comin back...
by chiahead
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:22:42 PM
Delicious
by finfangfoom
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:23:10 PM
Shitty copy of trailer off youtube........
by Grandaddy
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:27:01 PM
Is "dipped in Chocolate coated pussy juice" a good thing?
by JonQuixote
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:29:37 PM
sorry.........its this one.........
by Grandaddy
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:46:36 PM
VAGINA
by DOGSOUP
Dec 3rd, 2007
03:48:18 PM
Just saw Harry's Speed Racer teaser review...
by JimCurry
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:10:51 PM
Every time Harry makes a sex reference I wanna throw up.
by Mr. Waturi
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:14:25 PM
Do they have blue hair?
by TheNorthlander
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:27:43 PM
Looking forward to it..
by TiPPiDa
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:28:50 PM
Desu ka?
by smackfu
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:39:56 PM
Harry and folks
by smackfu
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:44:59 PM
the highland mall is ghetto
by seekshelter
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:45:41 PM
Why not...
by Tourist
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:52:29 PM
H.F.A.D.I.C.C.P.J.
by BigTexas42
Dec 3rd, 2007
04:54:55 PM
All of your Chocolate Coated Pussy Juice are belong to us!
by conspiracy
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:13:36 PM
CAN WE PLEASE GET A BETTER DESCRIPTION
by TheDohDoh
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:19:49 PM
Well, since I'm not sure if I'm seeing "The Golden Compass"...
by Anna Valerious
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:24:53 PM
I remember my last chocolate coated pussy juice experience...
by JonQuixote
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:28:42 PM
Enough is enough
by dudemandude
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:39:05 PM
I support the monkey sidekick on this one!
by Pipple
Dec 3rd, 2007
05:55:07 PM
Oh, almost forgot...
by Anna Valerious
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:05:50 PM
Pussy juice is tasty and
by travis-dane
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:09:22 PM
hate to say it, but...
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:24:05 PM
Wow, Golden Compass must be a really really BAD movie
by theycallmemrglass
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:41:09 PM
LOLZZZ
by cornponious
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:48:00 PM
That's what the little kids wanna see: Sex and the City!
by MrMysteryGuest
Dec 3rd, 2007
06:57:22 PM
That reminds me: gotta ask my girlfriend to buy chocolate syrup!
by MrMysteryGuest
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:05:23 PM
Golden Compass
by Shawn F.
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:24:01 PM
"HOLY FUCKING *AWESOME* DIPPED IN CHECKADY-CHOCO THE CHOCOLATE C
by Orionsangels
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:25:01 PM
CHICKEN
by Orionsangels
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:25:27 PM
Harry, what about the DVD Releases for this week?
by PirateEmery
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:34:26 PM
sex and the shriveled vaginas
by Orionsangels
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:34:46 PM
Smurf fucker?
by El Scorcho
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:52:29 PM
DETAILS....
by WhatsntheBox
Dec 3rd, 2007
07:52:42 PM
well that's how you would (should) do it
by Demosthenes2
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:09:15 PM
Yeah, Harry, but did you LIKE it?
by Anti-fanboy
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:19:26 PM
Well that's all and fine but when do I get to see it???
by JeffManSixtyFo
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:27:50 PM
"CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE"?
by Skankardly
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:48:18 PM
RE: seekshelter
by PrettyNursePoppy
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:58:11 PM
Now that Harry has Carnal Knowledge
by Damer1
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:01:05 PM
prettynursepoppy
by seekshelter
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:04:26 PM
All bluescreen....umm....no thanks
by Hugh G Rekshun
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:14:49 PM
I"VE HAD CHOCOLATE COVERED PUSSY JUICE
by bunkyboo
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:19:55 PM
AND ALL YOU CLOVERFIELD VIRAL MARKETING A$$E$
by bunkyboo
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:34:14 PM
harry would eat the chocolate, leave the pussy.
by ironic_name
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:44:22 PM
Speed has a beer...
by jimmy rabbitte
Dec 3rd, 2007
09:52:03 PM
'Holy fucking awesome dipped in choco-covered...'
by Darkman
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:07:13 PM
Anybody see the Rambo commercial
by ct4buddy
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:10:04 PM
Goddamit, Harry. Any plans to start acting -
by Laserbrain
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:10:54 PM
racer x: "WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"
by ironic_name
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:18:37 PM
fox looks like cyclops in the suit
by ironic_name
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:20:57 PM
I re-watched the Matrix sequels last week...
by Burgundy82
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:34:37 PM
Um...
by the_false_maria
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:38:58 PM
Apparently Harry is under the impression
by Burgundy82
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:41:55 PM
Burgundy 82
by Napolean Solo
Dec 3rd, 2007
10:55:30 PM
this has always been an adult oriented site
by Rupee88
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:13:16 PM
this isn't an adult site
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:35:04 PM
Matrix sequels
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:36:55 PM
V for Vendetta
by Halfbreedqueen
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:37:18 PM
Just saw The Matrix
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:51:33 PM
Wow though harry, fuckin love that Lo Pan gif
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:52:59 PM
There was a boar in the Matrix Trilogy?
by Freddie Mercury
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:56:56 PM
Halfbreedqueen
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 3rd, 2007
11:57:31 PM
TRANdy Wachowski
by robzass
Dec 4th, 2007
12:06:49 AM
Ah yes, Matrix Revolutions...
by Sledge Hammer
Dec 4th, 2007
12:28:59 AM
Hell yeah, trinity's death was all pain
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Dec 4th, 2007
12:41:06 AM
just got off the phone with Leon Phelps....
by the_man_from_Rio
Dec 4th, 2007
12:54:06 AM
did this site devolve so completely
by INWOsuxRED
Dec 4th, 2007
01:08:04 AM
Calling the above conversations "adult"...
by Buck_Turgidson
Dec 4th, 2007
01:32:19 AM
And by the way...
by Buck_Turgidson
Dec 4th, 2007
01:40:46 AM
Ouch
by HExTeXly
Dec 4th, 2007
01:43:14 AM
"Juice cannot be coated"
by Burgundy82
Dec 4th, 2007
01:48:24 AM
S'pose it'd work if you froze it first?
by GilesT
Dec 4th, 2007
02:07:42 AM
"Cockslap of awesomeness"
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Dec 4th, 2007
02:11:28 AM
Pussy really isn't that tasty.....
by Wed Vid Guy
Dec 4th, 2007
02:19:51 AM
Harry - that new AICN animation is great!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Dec 4th, 2007
04:49:21 AM
Trinity's Death Scene was Amazing !!!!
by NoDiggity
Dec 4th, 2007
05:01:29 AM
Cameron will shit all over the Wachowskis
by kwisatzhaderach
Dec 4th, 2007
05:12:23 AM
ricarleite
by Street Trash Bhoy
Dec 4th, 2007
05:16:56 AM
Harry's chosen chocolate-coated pussy juice, here's why
by Bobo_Vision
Dec 4th, 2007
06:13:42 AM
DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE
by Trazadone
Dec 4th, 2007
06:25:56 AM
One more reason why Harry is a moron
by m_prevette
Dec 4th, 2007
06:28:29 AM
Yeah, it was amazing...
by Sledge Hammer
Dec 4th, 2007
06:28:30 AM
However, this article made me read that Blade II review
by Harold The Great
Dec 4th, 2007
06:29:45 AM
What of the music...?
by The Chosen
Dec 4th, 2007
06:40:24 AM
Very well written mini-review Harry
by BobParr
Dec 4th, 2007
07:40:12 AM
BUT I WANNA KNOW WAS THE SEX AND THE CITY TRAILER GOOD?!?!?
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 4th, 2007
08:03:53 AM
Chocolate coated pussy juice is not awesome
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 4th, 2007
08:05:46 AM
How do you coat juice?
by Lord Nerd
Dec 4th, 2007
08:19:26 AM
Lord Nerd, have you never heard of chocolate covered Cherries?
by NoDiggity
Dec 4th, 2007
08:28:27 AM
JI THNK YOU MIX THE PUSSYUICE AND GELATIN IN A BOWL
by BringingSexyBack
Dec 4th, 2007
08:30:12 AM
NoDig
by Lord Nerd
Dec 4th, 2007
08:37:39 AM
I forgot....
by Lord Nerd
Dec 4th, 2007
08:39:28 AM
You have to make everything about food, don't you lard ass?
by Sledge Hammer
Dec 4th, 2007
08:40:54 AM
Speen Racer Theme
by PutZ
Dec 4th, 2007
08:43:36 AM
Ok Sledge
by Lord Nerd
Dec 4th, 2007
08:43:53 AM
Harry, ol' buddy, it's okay to stop acting twelve.
by SpyGuy
Dec 4th, 2007
09:54:00 AM
Harry, are you illiterate?
by brotherbradshaw
Dec 4th, 2007
10:57:30 AM
Methinks Harry has never "gone down"
by Wed Vid Guy
Dec 4th, 2007
11:23:19 AM
paging Patton Oswalt
by ArcadianDS
Dec 4th, 2007
01:07:37 PM
The Matrix Trilogy OWNS your Asses!
by Johnno
Dec 4th, 2007
01:37:23 PM
I think the name of James Taylor's new CD
by Abominable Snowcone
Dec 4th, 2007
01:41:05 PM
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE
by future help
Dec 4th, 2007
02:09:05 PM
HOW DO YOU
by Ebolarama
Dec 4th, 2007
02:34:51 PM
"They have take characters and placed them firmly within an anim
by Blanket-Man
Dec 4th, 2007
02:46:40 PM
is this trailer posted anywhere yet?
by La.Cucaracha
Dec 4th, 2007
03:38:20 PM
I'm not going to be like all these prudish talkbackers...
by Lobanhaki
Dec 4th, 2007
04:10:33 PM
BOTH THOSE REACTIONS ARE NEGATIVE
by BurgerKing
Dec 4th, 2007
04:14:49 PM
Speed Racer theme covered in 1995
by GiggityGoo
Dec 4th, 2007
06:33:18 PM
I had plain pussy juice and
by Mace Tofu
Dec 4th, 2007
08:50:18 PM
you pig
by wille WEINERFACE
Dec 4th, 2007
09:04:38 PM
HOLY FUCKING AWESOME DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE COATED PUSSY JUICE
by crayon
Dec 4th, 2007
11:25:30 PM
Growing up is for chumps.
by iamrafsusername
Dec 5th, 2007
03:26:47 AM
well said Ender Smites Foes!
by couP
Dec 6th, 2007
05:02:04 AM
Ha!
by HExTeXly
Jan 18th, 2008
10:25:49 AM

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