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The Alethiometer tells us that three readers have seen GOLDEN COMPASS... annnnddd....

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm looking forward to this movie. I've read the first book and 3/4ths of the second... it was one of those I put down and just never picked up again, although I didn't really have any problem with it. I guess I just disconnected.

Anyway, I dig the first HIS DARK MATERIALS book and I dig the look of the trailer and the cast they've compiled. We've got three reviews... Be wary of spoilers, especially if you haven't read the book. Enjoy our first review!

Hello, I just saw The Golden Compass this Sunday, and as I haven't seen any reviews yet, well, here it goes: I got invited to a cast and crew screening of the Golden Compass this Sunday, as I (worked in some capacity on the movie). I also have to point out that I've read the books and I quite like them, but I've always wondered how easily they could be translated to the big screen. The end result of this conversion was better than I expected, but not great by any means.

The film starts up with a quick overview, using voice-over narration, of the fantasy setting or "universe" that the story is set in. It reminded me a bit of the beginning of some terrible movies, like Jet Lee's One and Reign of Fire, where the viewer is asked in a quick narration to accept the basic premise and suspend disbelief, in other word, to not think and just "swallow the pill". In this case, the pill you get to swallow is that the story takes place in an alternative universe, very much like our own, with the biggest difference being that people's souls have a material representation in the form of talking animals (daemons), which accompany each person throughout their lives. I had not much trouble getting into it as I knew the story, but I can see people who don't having a bit of a difficulty accepting it, specially in the hasty way in which it is presented. I prefer when a fantasy movie shows me, rather than explicitly tells me, the rules of their alternate reality. Ultimately, this is a fantasy film and the main target for it is kids, so most of the audience will probably go along with it, but I guess some adults might be a bit annoyed by the way the story gets going.

The Golden Compass has many interesting sequences, ranging from the journey to London, to an armoured Polar bear fight, to an intense battle in an ice landscape, most of which have an exciting pace and are executed nicely from a visual point of view. The art direction is top notch, specially in the first part of the film, and the design of vehicles, devices and wardrobe wonderfully conveys the concept of an alternate reality. The visual effects are also for the most part good, and the polar bear fight is specially well executed, as the bears have a very convincing weight and momentum to them. However, many of the other animals have a very CG, animated feel to them, and their quality and believability is very irregular.

The acting is also good for the most part, although some of the interactions with the cg animals have that "talking to air" feel to them. Daniel Craig is specially charming, though his part in the film was limited to very few scenes. Nicole Kidman works great for me as the Ms. Coulter character, as she portrays it exactly as I imagined it from the book, sexy and mischievous, but with a touch of tenderness. Dakota Blue Richards plays the role of the cute, smart girl well enough, but is really nothing special, and some of her lines sound unnecessarily overdone.

The main problem I have with the film is that the flow of the story between scenes, and the editing generally, feels rather choppy. I know for a fact that the cut was changed multiple times, and the timeline of events from the book was altered partially for financial, marketing, and artistic reasons. In my opinion, although slightly different from the book, it doesn't betray the spirit of the story, although hardcore fans might disagree. My main problem with it is that the different sequences don't seem to connect with each other as smoothly as they should.

Other than that, the whole tone of the story is definitely more cheerful than the books, as some characters that die in original story manage to survive here, which is a pity, as I really like fantasy films that aren't afraid to show tragedy to a younger audience. The studio and director also decided to leave some key events for the second film, which is not surprising seeing that they (NewLine) did the same with the Lord of the Rings.

To wrap up, I would recommend Golden Compass to any fantasy film fan out there, but I have to admit that I don't think it fully fulfilled its potential as an adaptation of a great book, specially as it doesn't dare to be as dark and controversial as the literary version. However, it still is one of the finer fantasy films that's come out since the Lord of the Rings, although not my favourite this year (Beowulf was awesome!). Anyway, I'm interested in hearing the impression of people who don't know the books. My two cents...

Seems very fair and a solid mixed-positive. Our next two reviews are probably more solidly mixed and with some more spoilers, including something about the end of the movie that might upset some fans of the book.

Howdy Harry, first-time responder & short-time reader here who was treated to an early screening to New Line Cinema's adaptation of Philip Pullman's "Northern Lights" : "The Golden Compass". I'm going to try and keep this brief because I do not have much time. I'm not a reviewer by any sense, just a lover of film so you can take my thoughts as you like them. The visuals are amazing with the dæmons and the polar bears being the highlights. The film is exceptionally crafted with some terrific set design and costuming. Although, some of the makeup was a bit much.

There is some great voice work on behalf of Ian McKellan, Ian McShane and Freddie Highmore. For some reason Christopher Lee gets a giant credit when he is in one scene and says one line and Daniel Craig gets an "and" and has more lines. I enjoyed Sam Elliot as Lee Scoresby, the aeronaut, (he could stand there and talk about anything and he would be good, here he is a real spark) and almost everyone else except for Dakota Blue Richards as Lyra. A complete miscast. She does not seem as confident as Lyra was in the book and when she cried (rather, became emotional) she could not pull it off. I was able to look past that because everything around her was beyond what I expected.

Now let me get to the part that made me mad - the ending. For those of you who have read the book, as I have, you will expect to see the ending on film because it is a perfect setup for "The Subtle Knife". Let me tell you that it does not exist in this film. It was clearly shot, as shown in the trailer, but it did not appear on screen. This made me say out loud in the theatre "Where's the ending?". I always stay until the end of the credits and I hoped that the final bits would make it in, alas they did not. They essentially removed the last chapter and had they left it in they would have given audiences something to talk about/guess how the story would continue. Thus generating more buzz for the next film.

I would recommend seeing it and I might end up seeing it again. I would say that this is not a children's fantasy, more of a young adult fantasy because there are some scenes that could frighten smaller children. The plot is a bit complicated for those who have not read the book. Case in point, the person I saw it with said they would need to see it another time to get everything. If you use this call me Skillet. (obviously this wasn't very brief, but what can you do)

Johnny K

And here's our final and shortest review.

Hi Harry

I was lucky enough to be at the GC world premiere last night.... Having read the books a few years ago and being what one could describe as a fan of them, I was willing this movie to be the new LOTR (ie a trilogy that both adults and children can enjoy)....

I won't waste describing the plot of the film as surely everyone knows that by now... The main actors are all fantastic especially Nicole Kidman and young Dakota as Lyra, the film looks amazing, the effects are stunning, and yet there is a big hole missing in the centre of the film and alas it is the absence of a plot. If you have not read the books, then forgetaboutit! You'll enjoy looking at the film but you won't have a scooby (clue) as to what is going on...

I hope it succeeds but before they film the sequels they may want to think about getting in someone to help with the scripts...

Cheers

MC


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1st!!
by leobloom
Nov 28th, 2007
07:50:14 AM
Narnia for atheists
by rev_skarekroe
Nov 28th, 2007
07:53:19 AM
But ORly sez they want to kill God
by c4andmore
Nov 28th, 2007
07:53:46 AM
Just what we need: More CGI animals and fantasy bullshit.
by Nate Champion
Nov 28th, 2007
08:02:15 AM
First reviewer
by The Seaward
Nov 28th, 2007
08:02:33 AM
apparently catholics are pissed about this movie?
by pikagreg
Nov 28th, 2007
08:04:38 AM
Potter-ish, right?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Nov 28th, 2007
08:05:14 AM
sounds like shite
by ironic_name
Nov 28th, 2007
08:07:50 AM
@Nate Champion
by mooseaka
Nov 28th, 2007
08:08:43 AM
Glad you like the first two books, Quint...
by Abin Sur
Nov 28th, 2007
08:09:22 AM
My Mom's church has been urged to boycott this...
by Nice Marmot
Nov 28th, 2007
08:13:21 AM
f you use this call me Skillet. signed-Johnny K
by ironic_name
Nov 28th, 2007
08:13:49 AM
The Catholic Church is calling for a boycott
by I Dunno
Nov 28th, 2007
08:19:40 AM
Catholic Church boycott.
by CatVutt
Nov 28th, 2007
08:31:31 AM
is it possible...
by God's Brother
Nov 28th, 2007
08:34:03 AM
I'm going to make a film
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 28th, 2007
08:38:00 AM
Beign a Catholic...
by Anna Valerious
Nov 28th, 2007
08:40:57 AM
Would love to see Farmer's "World of Tiers" as a movie.
by Andre the Frog
Nov 28th, 2007
08:50:23 AM
Anna Valerious
by Nice Marmot
Nov 28th, 2007
08:52:24 AM
I'm on board for anything that pisses off Catholics!
by Trazadone
Nov 28th, 2007
08:54:00 AM
Anna Valerious
by ironic_name
Nov 28th, 2007
08:57:07 AM
It's not that there are pedophile priests
by I Dunno
Nov 28th, 2007
08:58:35 AM
see above my last comment for an example
by ironic_name
Nov 28th, 2007
08:59:22 AM
I'm torn
by Bloo
Nov 28th, 2007
09:02:30 AM
The catholics aren't dumb...
by UltimaRex
Nov 28th, 2007
09:03:11 AM
26th
by dirtsandwich
Nov 28th, 2007
09:04:30 AM
Nice Marmot and I Duno
by Bloo
Nov 28th, 2007
09:07:32 AM
Marmot
by Anna Valerious
Nov 28th, 2007
09:08:27 AM
Pronunciation of Daemon
by The Seaward
Nov 28th, 2007
09:08:29 AM
Can't wait
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
09:13:17 AM
Pullman is not Anti-catholic...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
09:15:44 AM
they don't kill god in the last book
by lex romero
Nov 28th, 2007
09:15:58 AM
'Bad apples'
by Sepulchrave
Nov 28th, 2007
09:19:40 AM
Oh and GOD is DUST, not the Authority
by Sepulchrave
Nov 28th, 2007
09:22:06 AM
The ads make it look like a Narnia ripoff
by Live.
Nov 28th, 2007
09:23:58 AM
Damn
by homerofthesea
Nov 28th, 2007
09:26:47 AM
ironic_name, organized religion is the definition
by I Dunno
Nov 28th, 2007
09:28:09 AM
I hear there's a Treatment for the 2nd film
by THE KNIGHT
Nov 28th, 2007
09:31:49 AM
Plan....er?....what?
by Lost Jarv
Nov 28th, 2007
09:36:03 AM
Why
by Calimist
Nov 28th, 2007
09:39:01 AM
About the Ending
by DrManhattansUnit
Nov 28th, 2007
09:39:09 AM
Harry Potter movies have heart
by Live.
Nov 28th, 2007
09:39:15 AM
I hope this dies a horrid painful death
by Lost Jarv
Nov 28th, 2007
09:42:23 AM
Catholic league makes me feel sorry for Pullman:
by newc0253
Nov 28th, 2007
09:46:52 AM
"Help with the scripts"
by joeelliott
Nov 28th, 2007
09:47:06 AM
oh i forgot
by Calimist
Nov 28th, 2007
09:53:08 AM
Ad spam
by Live.
Nov 28th, 2007
09:56:24 AM
Atheists don't need Narnia
by wintocha67
Nov 28th, 2007
10:05:51 AM
Killing God, but believing in daemons
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 28th, 2007
10:08:53 AM
Calimist
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
10:10:00 AM
Potter and LotR it ain't
by greyspecter
Nov 28th, 2007
10:10:29 AM
moving the end
by Lost Jarv
Nov 28th, 2007
10:10:55 AM
zinc_chameleon
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
10:19:21 AM
BOYCOTT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!
by IAmMrMonkey!
Nov 28th, 2007
10:19:35 AM
Was Chris Weitz
by Series7
Nov 28th, 2007
10:22:10 AM
Was Chris Weitz
by Series7
Nov 28th, 2007
10:22:12 AM
Boycott all organised religion!!!!!
by Lost Jarv
Nov 28th, 2007
10:22:15 AM
I Dunno
by ironic_name
Nov 28th, 2007
10:25:49 AM
didn't read the books, followed it okay
by filmcoyote
Nov 28th, 2007
10:28:46 AM
Meh. I'll spend my money on I Am Legend instead.
by grievenom
Nov 28th, 2007
10:29:39 AM
"HDM wasn't compelling, interestingly written, or even art"
by CatVutt
Nov 28th, 2007
10:29:47 AM
Change the title to "Revenge of Doctor Doolittle."
by Uncapie
Nov 28th, 2007
10:33:08 AM
Calimist and Omar B
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
10:38:46 AM
Boycott Org Religion = Watch this Flick?
by aceattorney
Nov 28th, 2007
10:38:51 AM
Fuck the Catholic league
by Series7
Nov 28th, 2007
10:39:30 AM
It's funny...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
10:41:55 AM
funny
by hum noises for the Beast
Nov 28th, 2007
10:50:13 AM
obviously the FSM is anti-god
by occula
Nov 28th, 2007
10:52:56 AM
Fuck all religions
by Series7
Nov 28th, 2007
10:53:56 AM
Hum noises...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
10:56:56 AM
Narnia blew!
by StovetopStuffin'
Nov 28th, 2007
10:58:15 AM
You Guys Read It Wrong, The Catholic Church Was Actually Asking
by The Ender Smites Foes
Nov 28th, 2007
10:58:31 AM
"specially"? Try especially genius.
by jimmy_009
Nov 28th, 2007
11:02:13 AM
Holy Shit I can post again
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:04:22 AM
Sounds like a dud to me
by jimmy_009
Nov 28th, 2007
11:04:31 AM
Amodoe
by hum noises for the Beast
Nov 28th, 2007
11:07:24 AM
but wait there's more
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:07:32 AM
but wait there's still more....
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:08:29 AM
Three people who can't agree on what's wrong.
by Christopher3
Nov 28th, 2007
11:09:11 AM
phew, glad to get that off my chest.
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:09:19 AM
All the Christian groups are getting ready to boycott it
by chrth
Nov 28th, 2007
11:14:44 AM
crth...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:19:10 AM
The Guardian's (never a paper to shy away from bashing OR)
by Jugs
Nov 28th, 2007
11:20:08 AM
chrth, not crth...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:20:11 AM
Can't wait to see this!
by Frank Black
Nov 28th, 2007
11:20:19 AM
Wait, there's still more.....
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:20:53 AM
"It will cause the kids to read BOOKS"
by I Dunno
Nov 28th, 2007
11:21:28 AM
Dammit
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:22:24 AM
The polar bears don't just fight, sometimes they are very happy.
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:23:26 AM
Daemons, Souls, and Killing God...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
11:25:50 AM
"Daniel Craig gets an "and" and has more lines."
by mbeemer
Nov 28th, 2007
11:26:51 AM
"[God] kills every living thing..."
by mbeemer
Nov 28th, 2007
11:27:09 AM
mbeemer
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:35:51 AM
NoMoredirtyblablabla
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:37:57 AM
They don't have to work together
by chrth
Nov 28th, 2007
11:39:30 AM
rock-me Amodeo
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
11:40:18 AM
whatever, nomore...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:43:57 AM
Christians are Opposed to...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
11:45:25 AM
micturatingbenjamin: see my last comment
by chrth
Nov 28th, 2007
11:47:59 AM
Re: they don't kill god in the last book
by Curious_Jorge
Nov 28th, 2007
11:50:05 AM
the problem with His Dark Materials
by systemsbroom
Nov 28th, 2007
11:55:06 AM
My deal is, I'm not pre-religion
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:55:09 AM
Or even PRO-religion...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
11:55:50 AM
The real problem with His Dark Materials
by chrth
Nov 28th, 2007
11:58:00 AM
Last two reviews split on Dakota Blue Richards
by Freakemovie
Nov 28th, 2007
11:58:32 AM
chrth
by systemsbroom
Nov 28th, 2007
12:03:20 PM
Agree with rock-me Amodeo
by Freakemovie
Nov 28th, 2007
12:04:50 PM
Sorry rock-me Amodeo
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 28th, 2007
12:06:01 PM
chrth...Whathehoothehay?
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
12:07:02 PM
fantasy films are great for lazy writers...
by leobloom
Nov 28th, 2007
12:07:26 PM
micturatingbenjamin: My main issue is
by chrth
Nov 28th, 2007
12:12:09 PM
Leo...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
12:13:48 PM
micturatingbenjamin - I can't deny your eloquence.
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:20:07 PM
chrth
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
12:23:14 PM

by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
12:25:46 PM
Anna Valerious no, it's not the decades of protecting child rapi
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 28th, 2007
12:26:25 PM
Nomore...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:26:58 PM

by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
12:35:13 PM
Cynicism...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
12:36:27 PM
as for Giselle
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 28th, 2007
12:37:00 PM
Anna Valerious furthermore,
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 28th, 2007
12:41:38 PM
s0nic!!! Thanks to interventive consequence!
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
12:41:53 PM
heh heh - okay, ONE more comment!
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:42:06 PM
IF there is a lack of proof...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:43:18 PM
micturatingbenjamin
by Freakemovie
Nov 28th, 2007
12:43:43 PM
Enough already.
by CatVutt
Nov 28th, 2007
12:45:06 PM
Okay, just read the cynacism post, so one more...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:46:19 PM
"Hardcore fans might disagree"
by Abominable Snowcone
Nov 28th, 2007
12:48:23 PM
MicBen
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
12:59:01 PM
rock-me Amodeo
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
01:00:06 PM
Amadeo
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
01:01:07 PM
On-Topic once more...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
01:05:16 PM
Always the script
by Messyjoe
Nov 28th, 2007
01:11:19 PM
s0nicdeathmonkey: apologies for the godwin, but
by systemsbroom
Nov 28th, 2007
01:17:30 PM
Omar
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
01:24:25 PM
Oh, yeah, and before I really, REALLY leave...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
01:26:32 PM
"stated goal is to destroy the Catholic Church"
by newc0253
Nov 28th, 2007
01:31:54 PM
Everyone knows it by now...?
by Heckles
Nov 28th, 2007
01:32:30 PM
Amadeo
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
01:36:57 PM
rock-me Amodeo
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
01:44:15 PM
Wounded Spirit---Heh...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 28th, 2007
01:47:32 PM
Omar - clue in
by Harry Crevice
Nov 28th, 2007
01:55:14 PM
Harry C
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
02:04:23 PM
How about No Hell?
by Messyjoe
Nov 28th, 2007
02:05:01 PM
But that's the point.
by Harry Crevice
Nov 28th, 2007
02:18:19 PM
Incidentally
by Harry Crevice
Nov 28th, 2007
02:20:56 PM

by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
02:25:34 PM
Unless we're talking about The Talisman
by skimn
Nov 28th, 2007
02:31:15 PM
What have we learned today?
by leobloom
Nov 28th, 2007
02:36:51 PM
Series7
by Captain Mal
Nov 28th, 2007
02:51:58 PM
Hey s0nicdeathmonkey
by diverdan
Nov 28th, 2007
02:55:31 PM
diverdan
by NoodlesHahn
Nov 28th, 2007
03:10:47 PM
Phillip Pullman & Richard Dawkins sitting in a tree...
by HarryBlackPotter
Nov 28th, 2007
03:14:03 PM
Honk iF you're Jesus!!
by Calimist
Nov 28th, 2007
03:21:30 PM
Extraordinary claims...
by Calimist
Nov 28th, 2007
03:27:28 PM
One bad apple...
by Tourist
Nov 28th, 2007
03:32:22 PM
What happened to Sam Raimi's
by Sick Fixx
Nov 28th, 2007
03:42:41 PM
Being A Catholic
by StarTrek Apologist
Nov 28th, 2007
03:43:01 PM
Open Minded?
by bythehairofsanjaya
Nov 28th, 2007
03:48:47 PM
rating
by m2298
Nov 28th, 2007
03:50:23 PM
Terry Goodkind
by Omar B
Nov 28th, 2007
03:50:39 PM
Captain Mal
by Series7
Nov 28th, 2007
03:59:45 PM
Wow, Three Posts Before We Got To The Fighting
by skoobyx
Nov 28th, 2007
04:08:17 PM
You should come over to the AICN COMICS talkback, then...
by rock-me Amodeo
Nov 28th, 2007
04:14:49 PM
Pippi Longstocking...
by elvine
Nov 28th, 2007
04:15:08 PM
New ending makes sense IMO
by Mazzke
Nov 28th, 2007
04:57:40 PM
"f you use this call me Skillet. signed-Johnny K"
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
04:59:29 PM
Hmm, I'm worried now
by MattmanReturns
Nov 28th, 2007
05:01:35 PM
AICN talkbacks vs the real World
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
05:05:17 PM
Xiphos- they have opposable thumbs
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
05:07:07 PM
"a beginning, middle and cliffhanger"
by newc0253
Nov 28th, 2007
05:19:04 PM
M-o-M, that was my point exactly
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
05:31:33 PM
Another Catholic chimes in...
by King_Knut
Nov 28th, 2007
05:33:34 PM
Xiphos
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
05:36:05 PM
systemsbroom
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 28th, 2007
05:37:30 PM
diverdan
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 28th, 2007
05:43:47 PM
Why do people say Narnia is a Christian story?
by W3bzpinn3r
Nov 28th, 2007
06:38:17 PM
If it's anti-Christian, every Christian should see it
by Drath
Nov 28th, 2007
07:41:50 PM
I think these books are getting a bad rap here.
by Mockingbuddha
Nov 28th, 2007
07:49:24 PM
i just read Compass and
by finky089
Nov 28th, 2007
07:56:56 PM
finky089
by systemsbroom
Nov 28th, 2007
08:05:22 PM
signature
by MovieSamurai
Nov 28th, 2007
08:13:24 PM
It's not the anti-Christian thing...
by zinc_chameleon
Nov 28th, 2007
09:22:07 PM
Worship ME.....The Great Pumpkin!!!!!
by BetaRayBill07
Nov 28th, 2007
10:05:32 PM
Not Atheist Books. Anti Organied Religion Books
by Larry of Arabia
Nov 28th, 2007
11:36:26 PM
Oh, and when science finds that Unified Theory
by Larry of Arabia
Nov 28th, 2007
11:44:04 PM
*snoooooore*
by occula
Nov 28th, 2007
11:50:11 PM
This movie is an insult to palm readers.
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
01:14:56 AM
Redfist
by Captain Mal
Nov 29th, 2007
02:40:02 AM
Revalations=zombies versus Dragons
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 29th, 2007
02:53:11 AM
Memories- A Clockwork Orange.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 29th, 2007
03:29:23 AM
and to answer your other question
by Lost Jarv
Nov 29th, 2007
03:31:49 AM
best post of the day: Xiphos- WWJD
by Lost Jarv
Nov 29th, 2007
03:37:41 AM
hmm that Clockwork Orange post is probably
by Lost Jarv
Nov 29th, 2007
03:40:28 AM
I too saw GC and (spoilers)
by Trader Groucho 2
Nov 29th, 2007
04:44:30 AM
They should've let Shane Meadows direct it...
by workshed
Nov 29th, 2007
04:48:29 AM
"The Christians like boring things"
by ironic_name
Nov 29th, 2007
04:53:50 AM
M-O-M
by DocPazuzu
Nov 29th, 2007
05:30:22 AM
It's OK doc-
by Lost Jarv
Nov 29th, 2007
05:34:21 AM
Captain Mal!?!?!
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
09:58:35 AM
WWJD?!?!
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
10:01:28 AM
ZOMBIE JESUS By Xiphos
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
10:03:28 AM
Golden Compass and Stardust DVD bundle @ Walmart
by Knobules
Nov 29th, 2007
10:03:28 AM
THE STUDIO HAS FUCKED THIS!!!
by performingmonkey
Nov 29th, 2007
10:32:01 AM
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 29th, 2007
11:09:18 AM
america isn't a christian country
by ironic_name
Nov 29th, 2007
11:36:29 AM
Redfist
by Captain Mal
Nov 29th, 2007
11:42:24 AM
rock-me Amodeo
by hst666
Nov 29th, 2007
11:52:12 AM
xiphos ino ur tyring to be "controversial" (oooh!) but...
by ironic_name
Nov 29th, 2007
12:00:41 PM
systemsbroom
by finky089
Nov 29th, 2007
12:01:00 PM
enough fighting lets just make fun of $ientologists!
by ironic_name
Nov 29th, 2007
12:03:23 PM
ironic_name. Ummmm Nooooooooo
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Nov 29th, 2007
12:08:31 PM
MATT DAEMON!
by Spandau Belly
Nov 29th, 2007
12:35:50 PM
WWJCD
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 29th, 2007
12:48:20 PM
Speaking as a Catholic...
by Billy The Fish
Nov 29th, 2007
12:51:21 PM
I don't have a problem with Jesus . . .
by Thall_Joben
Nov 29th, 2007
12:51:54 PM
kingdom vs republic of heaven
by biginjapants
Nov 29th, 2007
01:16:29 PM
Pullman 'a bit heavy-handed'?
by newc0253
Nov 29th, 2007
02:07:13 PM
HA!!
by lb
Nov 29th, 2007
02:58:46 PM
Capt. Mal
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
03:28:40 PM
Christianity's endurance
by queerfilmjunkie
Nov 29th, 2007
03:32:03 PM
okay, a lot heavy handed
by biginjapants
Nov 29th, 2007
03:41:36 PM
How can Christianity be heavy handed? Did he have holes
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 29th, 2007
06:02:00 PM
*didn't he
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Nov 29th, 2007
06:05:57 PM
FUCK THE CHURCH, Read The Books
by LaserPants
Nov 29th, 2007
06:09:14 PM
I'm Catholic and I need to be told what I should like!
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 29th, 2007
07:56:53 PM
I'm Catholic and if I read a book about atheists--
by Bob Cryptonight
Nov 29th, 2007
07:59:18 PM
Lost Jarv, about Anthony Burgess...
by Sick Fixx
Nov 29th, 2007
08:11:03 PM
quite interesting 'bout 'clockwork orange'
by occula
Nov 29th, 2007
08:46:26 PM
i love zombies.
by occula
Nov 29th, 2007
08:47:57 PM
Sword of Truth
by Sick Fixx
Nov 29th, 2007
08:51:29 PM
Golden Compass 2: Electric Boogaloo.
by Fa Fa Fooey
Nov 29th, 2007
10:10:28 PM
Can a straight guy see Golden Compass?
by Fa Fa Fooey
Nov 29th, 2007
10:11:53 PM
Redfist
by Captain Mal
Nov 29th, 2007
10:25:02 PM
MAL
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
11:49:36 PM
And since
by redfist
Nov 29th, 2007
11:52:21 PM
Redfist
by Captain Mal
Nov 30th, 2007
12:12:07 AM
Finished the First Book, Aaaannd...
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 30th, 2007
12:43:47 AM
Huh...
by Krillian
Nov 30th, 2007
12:51:02 AM
I just got to get some more!
by redfist
Nov 30th, 2007
01:00:40 AM
*Yawn*
by micturatingbenjamin
Nov 30th, 2007
01:16:55 AM
So, another undeserving movie gets free, hysterical advertising
by scrumdiddly
Nov 30th, 2007
01:18:28 AM
OW MY BALLS!!!!!!!!
by redfist
Nov 30th, 2007
01:19:27 AM
Avoidance Reaction
by ill-bread
Nov 30th, 2007
01:36:02 AM
THIS MOVIE IS BORING!
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 30th, 2007
01:42:19 AM
OMAR B
by thegreatwhatzit
Nov 30th, 2007
01:58:28 AM
M-O-M & SIck Fixx
by Lost Jarv
Nov 30th, 2007
03:12:14 AM
Clockwork Orange
by newc0253
Nov 30th, 2007
04:01:09 AM
I live in north london
by Lost Jarv
Nov 30th, 2007
04:33:40 AM
Go with GOD!
by Dazzler69
Nov 30th, 2007
07:18:13 AM
There won't be a sequel - and not because of the Xtian nuts
by gruntybear
Nov 30th, 2007
10:24:21 AM
for the love of god xiphos
by aestheticity
Nov 30th, 2007
06:37:40 PM

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