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Massawyrm Desperately Tries To Avoid The Obvious Pun With ENCHANTED!!

Published at:  Nov 21, 2007 9:15:39 AM CST



Hola all. Massawyrm here.



At first glance, Enchanted looks like a by the numbers, lame re-do of the old Princess dropped into the real world shtick. We've seen that dozens of times – whether it be a rich bitch or actual royalty, this is a long running theme so beaten into the ground that Fox went so far as to squeeze three seasons of a reality series out of it. And Fox is like that ugly guy on the football team – once he gets himself a piece of something, you know his buddies have all had a go already. It's been done. Hell, if there were fairy tale jokes left, Shrek long since mined them out for their second film before they swept the floor for anything left to make the third. So why in God's name would somebody want to do it again?



And that's exactly how I felt for the first 10 minutes of this movie. There was nothing new. Nothing to smile or smirk at. Just all the usual set up. Adorable but naïve princess. A lovable dad without a wife. An adorable 6 year old girl who is never obnoxious and says the cutest things. Sigh. But then, out of NOWHERE, James Marsden gets shot out of a manhole and the whole movie changes. Because it is at this point that Enchanted begins to show its hand. How on earth could they make this film different than every other one before it? By making the poor little rich girl, this princess from a magical land, still magical – in defiance of the laws of nature.



You see, what works with Enchanted is the conceit that all of the princess's patented DISNEY ™ powers…still work. Everything she did off in her animated fantasy land, work just fine in New York City. With the occasional twist. And those twists take this from simply being a cute twist, to being downright funny as hell. There are a few sequences in here that are positively classic, a few jokes that really are their own thing and something this film will be known for for years to come.



But while this is busy being hilarious, it is also being as cute and cuddly as you'd expect from this kind of Disney film. It's wholesome, genuine entertainment that is meant for the whole family. It's romantic, fun, endearing and knows just when to exit as to never overstay its welcome. And at the same time there is a definite intelligence behind it, seeding a number of subtle jokes throughout, including a large number of Disney references. Yet they manage to avoid too many direct jokes. Not everything works, of course, and a few jokes failed to hit, but overall the audience, which included a number of usually stone faced critics were rolling, especially during a few key sequences.



Amy Adams is great. She plays the naivety to the hilt and always manages to win the audience back from her antics with an adorable look or reaction. Jokes that shouldn't work totally do coming out of her mouth. And when she isn't busy owning the film, James Marsden is. This guy never ceases to impress me. I've begun to see just how short end of the stick he was cast as Cyclops in a series of X-Men films that never really cared that much for Cyclops. The guy has an incredible amount of talent and is quickly becoming one of the most reliable supporting actors out there.



If you're spending time with family this week and need something solid and family friendly to take everyone to, there's really no reason not to see this. This is the single best live action movie Disney has put out since The Princess Diaries and is easily the best live action family film we've seen all year. If your daughter or kid sister is hassling you to see this, score a few points, take her and end up having an excuse to see something you are surprisingly going to enjoy. Recommended to anyone who can enjoy a family film and HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to anyone looking for something to take the family to this week.



Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm



Oh yeah, and Happy Thanksgiving. May you find yourself as stuffed as the turkey.








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  • Nov 21, 2007 9:39:08 AM CST

    PLANT!

    by wugmanmax

    Yeah, just kidding. My kids want to see this and I thought it looked good too, good to hear it is!

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  • Nov 21, 2007 9:41:05 AM CST

    Amy Adams

    by cesaria

    I would see this just for Amy Adams. She gave the best performance of the year in Junebug last year. It helps she's easy on the eyes too.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 9:56:14 AM CST

    so what's the obvious pun...?

    by mc-909

    So what's the obvious pun mentioned in the article's title? Am I missing something?

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  • Nov 21, 2007 9:58:45 AM CST

    wow, Massawyrm, first Hairspray, now this

    by finky089

    Somebody's showing his softer side. Not that there's anythign wrong with that. Actually I'm glad to hear this flick turned out okay because my fiance wants to see it and I was afraid it'd be the same ol' pap.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 9:59:31 AM CST

    MC-909 - the obvious pun

    by finky089

    is that he was "enchanted" by ...Enchanted.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:02:46 AM CST

    Thanks Finky

    by mc-909

    Also, what was the movie where a film critic charged for different phrases relating to a reviewed film? Like, $500 gets you "charming" or "delightful"...$1000 gets you "splendid". Anyone?

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:17:14 AM CST

    I liked this post better when it was called TEST

    by inwosuxred

    RIDE THE SNAKE!

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:28:12 AM CST

    Yo Massawyrm what about the short?

    by nonsensical

    Did they show the Goofy short? Was everyone who saw this film thus far screwed out of the opening short? I want to know.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:42:48 AM CST

    Nothing wrong with having a softer side.

    by barry egan

    I really don't get why people who visit a film site like this aren't open to all kinds of films. I am firnly with Massawyrm in the praise of Hairspray. I had been hearing for weeks that Enchanted was really good. I just want to see good films, I don't care about the genre.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:46:04 AM CST

    TREASON!!!! TREE!!! SUN!!!!!

    by bringingsexyback

    I saw the trailer for this about a month and a half ago, and I must say it was one of the best trailers around. James Marsden doing the funny? Sold.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 11:04:16 AM CST

    LOL. Massa - u r gay.

    by mr.meanie

  • Nov 21, 2007 11:43:53 AM CST

    I got no Goofy.

    by massawyrm 1

    I. Was. Fucking. Robbed.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 11:44:12 AM CST

    Kudos to Massawyrm

    by regenhund

    Thanks for reviewing a family film just before the long weekend. We Dads tip or hat to ya.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:03:26 PM CST

    ^^^ Agree with Regenhund ^^^

    by thebige

    Disney will take my $$$ this weekend.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:24:30 PM CST

    Son of a BITCH!!!

    by kentucky colonel

    Looks like BAY-Oh-Wulf will have to wait again. The trailer had me groaning...this had better work!

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:25:33 PM CST

    Enchanted

    by david assholehoff

    Looks like a modern, Hannah Montanah-ized Princess Bride. Taking my kids to this instead of Bee Movie, thank god.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:27:17 PM CST

    Inconceivable!

    by david assholehoff

    Might have been to much to lump Enchanted in with that classic. "You keeled muy fatha, ppprepare to die."

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:40:57 PM CST

    he said PRINCESS DIARIES...not PRINCESS BRIDE

    by magic rat

    big difference.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 12:50:24 PM CST

    Thats what I said

    by david assholehoff

    I made a mistake and said I was wrong. Egads, it's no Princess Bride. Not by a F***ing mile.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 1:07:54 PM CST

    it's like rain on your wedding day

    by prettynursepoppy

    If you're enchanted by "Enchanted," that's not a pun. That's just repeating the same word with the same definition. "I was spellbound by Enchanted" or "I was bewitched by Enchanted" are a bit better, but still not puns.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 1:21:56 PM CST

    Oh stop it, Pretty Nurse Poppy

    by massawyrm 1

    It was much better than the much more honest 'Massawyrm tries to write a headline at 4 in the morning before staggering off to bed for an embargoed review he wrote like a week ago and almost forgot to submit." =P

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  • Nov 21, 2007 1:36:32 PM CST

    In defiance of all conventional wisdom

    by larry of arabia

    I'm actually really, really looking forward to this movie.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 2:15:50 PM CST

    I am truly sorry...

    by nonsensical

    Call your theater and ask if it is running with this film. Then DEMAND that they allow you to see the short.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 2:36:09 PM CST

    Okay... Massawyrm and other audiences...

    by nonsensical

    You were screwed... completely screwed.

    Apparently reviews and screenings of Enchanted are not being accompanied by the Goofy short How to Hookup Your Home Theater. I was very concerned about this given how great the short is and how much I want others to see it too. So I did some digging.

    According to Disney the short will now debut with National Treasure: Book of Secrets on December 21. This is apparently being done to get Disney's new cartoon shorts program more exposure among general moviegoing audiences, rather than just animated film audiences. Something of a mistake in my opinion given that Enchanted is a better family film vehicle.

    Again, I am truly sorry for you all who will be robbed of seeing Goofy for another month.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 2:39:17 PM CST

    do you know why mickey divorced Minnie?

    by lloyd bonafide the korean war veteran

    Because she was F-ing Goofy.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 3:24:51 PM CST

    Enchanted?

    by trazadone

    Jesus Christ, I thought this was about "cool" news. Enchanted might have appealed to me when I was 8-years old. Then again, I'm a guy so probably not. Seriously, why waste one single second on this? What's next, a review of High School Musical?

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  • Nov 21, 2007 4:07:30 PM CST

    Sonds like a female version of Kate and Leopold

    by proman1984

    And I liked Kate and Leopold. Sue me and I dobnt this will be as good.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 4:46:00 PM CST

    The other "Enchanted" film Ella Enchanted is great

    by elgordo

    Little seen film starring Anne Hathaway. Very funny stuff there also involving fairy tale humour.

    And that Princess Diaries comment offended me. What fucking shite that was.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 4:58:43 PM CST

    Proman1984

    by cherryvalance

    It did remind me of KATE AND LEOPOLD. A lot.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 5:41:21 PM CST

    Now

    by magma suit

    If only they would make feature length animated movies again...

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:12:53 PM CST

    I just came back from seeing this

    by magic rat

    This is going to be odd to say, but this movie is probably the Terminator 2 of chick flicks.


    I was shocked at how much I liked this movie. I shouldn't have liked it. No grown man should like a cutesy, sappy, movie like this.


    But this movie is just infectious, and it never lets up. Even the musical numbers (and there are like, three of them) are funny and cute in their own way.


    My fiancee came out of this movie grinning from ear to ear and I was almost the same. You'll be very suprised at how much fun this movie was.


    Just don't tell any of your guy friends you saw it.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:19:30 PM CST

    Cyclops run over by a pack of bicyclists...

    by osmosis jones

    = COMEDY GOLD.

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  • Nov 21, 2007 10:26:32 PM CST

    best line of the movie

    by magic rat

    Marsden: "Thank you for taking care of my bride, pesants."

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  • Nov 22, 2007 3:12:39 AM CST

    If nothing else

    by harry weinstein

    Nice to see Disney 2D animation again. Disney live-action trailers have a way of making movies look really bad, even when they're not. But holy crap, that was some fluid cel animation. Well done on that.

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  • Nov 22, 2007 10:21:23 AM CST

    noiretblanc...

    by wungolioth

    You're an asshole. You did make me laugh, though, so kudos.

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  • Nov 23, 2007 11:52:02 AM CST

    If I was a plant,

    by abhimanyu

    I would model myself on nonsensical. Just check out how good that set-up is to get someone into NatTreas2.

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