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Worth its weight in FOOL'S GOLD!!! Now with Matt-Meat-in-Motion!!!

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Hey folks, Harry here.... If you're like me and Stephen Colbert - you worship the shimmering chiseled body of Matthew McConaughey. He is the portrait of laid back manhood. Can't you just picture him on a ship, laid out in his glory, gulping down a nice Shiner? Sigh... Dare we mere mortals dream. Well, our favorite slab of man meat has a new film coming off the grill. FOOL'S GOLD. A story features the immaculate Matt as a beach bum turned treasure hunter, whose wife left him due to him pursuing his dreams... what a maroon she must be... to leave the McConaughey? Insanity. Just look at him at the poster below... you can even click on it and marvel over every inch of his imperial form. Oh - And Kate Hudson ain't bad too...






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This ain't cool
by Magma Suit
Nov 20th, 2007
04:29:54 PM
Not Cool At All
by DOGSOUP
Nov 20th, 2007
04:32:15 PM
Gayest piece of Harry news ever?
by The Chosen
Nov 20th, 2007
04:32:16 PM
2nd!
by Live.
Nov 20th, 2007
04:32:18 PM
Grrr
by Live.
Nov 20th, 2007
04:33:08 PM
...uh, no.
by BLEST
Nov 20th, 2007
04:36:58 PM
Looks like she's got a package...
by JeffManSixtyFo
Nov 20th, 2007
04:38:02 PM
I SUPPORT DAVID WOODERSON ON THIS ONE !
by Pound Sand
Nov 20th, 2007
04:39:04 PM
and RAY WINSTONE?
by hegele
Nov 20th, 2007
04:43:32 PM
I like it better when it was called
by PizzaJedi81
Nov 20th, 2007
04:44:34 PM
Into the Blue 2: Into the Blonde
by modlight
Nov 20th, 2007
04:45:12 PM
I'll take Harry on a beach over McConaughey any day
by Heckles
Nov 20th, 2007
04:45:15 PM
So, Romantic Comedies are genre films now?
by SoylentMean
Nov 20th, 2007
04:51:37 PM
Chris Robinson used to play in that box
by SoylentMean
Nov 20th, 2007
04:53:07 PM
This is about as Cool as ingrown hairs on your balls
by DOGSOUP
Nov 20th, 2007
04:53:37 PM
Directed by Andy Tennant
by kwisatzhaderach
Nov 20th, 2007
04:56:14 PM
aaack....so...so lame
by Doctor Zoidberg
Nov 20th, 2007
04:56:52 PM
"beach bum turned treasure hunter"
by misterdude
Nov 20th, 2007
05:01:17 PM
How do you post just a subject line?
by SoylentMean
Nov 20th, 2007
05:02:22 PM
Kate Hudson = Touch and squirt
by Turd Furgeson
Nov 20th, 2007
05:10:29 PM
This AIN"T COOL ,, best way EVER this could have been described.
by gaek
Nov 20th, 2007
05:11:07 PM
(STD) Straight To Dumpster release..
by Baron Karza
Nov 20th, 2007
05:13:02 PM
They look like good friends saying hi to each other.
by BMacSmith
Nov 20th, 2007
05:14:18 PM
Looks like they wanted
by jimmy_009
Nov 20th, 2007
05:19:11 PM
Man-Crush!
by Automaton Overlord
Nov 20th, 2007
05:20:22 PM
Tag Line: Will she let him finish in her mouth?
by Baron Karza
Nov 20th, 2007
05:21:35 PM
WB exec to AICN:
by Gil Brooks
Nov 20th, 2007
05:25:31 PM
Hm...
by beelkay
Nov 20th, 2007
05:26:22 PM
Is that really her body?
by EPE
Nov 20th, 2007
05:27:39 PM
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2: Harry's Secret
by queerfilmjunkie
Nov 20th, 2007
05:35:52 PM
So...
by AllieJamison
Nov 20th, 2007
05:37:09 PM
I WANT TO DO HUDSON
by Pipple
Nov 20th, 2007
05:50:14 PM
'Arold that was rather (s)Odd of ya son.
by TomBodet
Nov 20th, 2007
05:51:02 PM
If I see Harry at the beach, I'll harpoon him in his bitch tits.
by miss_marples
Nov 20th, 2007
05:55:46 PM
Am I the only one...
by FlyinHawaiian
Nov 20th, 2007
05:58:22 PM
Y'know, I have all these canned goods I've been saving...
by rbatty024
Nov 20th, 2007
05:59:02 PM
Talk about pitchin' a tent!
by SkidMarkedUndies
Nov 20th, 2007
06:01:10 PM
Change the name of this site to WTFnews...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Nov 20th, 2007
06:06:06 PM
new title
by MC-909
Nov 20th, 2007
06:07:15 PM
He's the new Steve Gutenberg!
by FILMFUNK
Nov 20th, 2007
06:13:02 PM
God Fucking Kill Me
by Aquatarkusman
Nov 20th, 2007
06:16:08 PM
AINT IT COOL NEWS ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE
by dr.bulber
Nov 20th, 2007
06:18:26 PM
Remember when he was in Amistad?
by Magma Suit
Nov 20th, 2007
06:26:20 PM
ATM then MTA then CTM for the finish!
by Zardoz
Nov 20th, 2007
06:34:22 PM
Into the Blue 2: Electric Boogaloo
by robzass
Nov 20th, 2007
06:38:16 PM
Goldmember II: Kate's got a peepee
by CherryValance
Nov 20th, 2007
06:44:33 PM
slooooooooowwwww news day...
by Frank Black
Nov 20th, 2007
06:57:26 PM
He Is Just One Of
by phoenixmagi
Nov 20th, 2007
07:01:27 PM
oh yeah, and Sienna Miller's in G.I. Joe
by Zardoz
Nov 20th, 2007
07:04:24 PM
Seriously He is douche
by phoenixmagi
Nov 20th, 2007
07:04:42 PM
WTFN
by Garbageman33
Nov 20th, 2007
07:08:41 PM
A Message To Harry's Wife
by IAmMrMonkey!
Nov 20th, 2007
07:08:58 PM
Ignore this poo.Did anybody read the Punisher script?
by artyfufkin
Nov 20th, 2007
07:26:25 PM
I would last about 30 sec with Kate Hudson
by dr sauch
Nov 20th, 2007
07:40:59 PM
Worst. Poster. Ever.
by Johnny Storm
Nov 20th, 2007
07:45:56 PM
I thought that was Jessica Alba
by Live.
Nov 20th, 2007
07:57:21 PM
I do remember Amistad.
by Barry Egan
Nov 20th, 2007
07:59:49 PM
Oops: It's spelled "Malcolm"
by Barry Egan
Nov 20th, 2007
08:04:42 PM
and it looks like her pubes just past the right fingers too !!!
by JeffManSixtyFo
Nov 20th, 2007
08:04:59 PM
Not surprised at all
by Scorecard
Nov 20th, 2007
08:24:15 PM
Hilarity Ensues
by Colonel Trautman
Nov 20th, 2007
09:11:57 PM
Still can't believe...
by BLEST
Nov 20th, 2007
09:18:56 PM
Colbert
by Series7
Nov 20th, 2007
10:08:51 PM
tits like a sparrow
by classyfredblassy
Nov 20th, 2007
10:09:52 PM
I think Harry meant Kate Hudson
by wadi77
Nov 20th, 2007
10:10:24 PM
Dear poster-makers: if you are gonna photoshop
by Seph_J
Nov 20th, 2007
10:48:14 PM
I honestly think you guys were paid to post this
by IndustryKiller!
Nov 20th, 2007
10:48:59 PM
McConaughey as a beach bum
by leobloom
Nov 20th, 2007
10:49:20 PM
Matthew McConauGAY
by robzass
Nov 20th, 2007
10:56:08 PM
Are you sure you're not gay Harry
by slder78
Nov 20th, 2007
10:57:27 PM
Kate Hudson's Boobs = Photoshopped
by tylerzero
Nov 20th, 2007
11:06:46 PM
test
by Seph_J
Nov 20th, 2007
11:08:59 PM
WHERE THE FUCK DID TEST GO?
by leobloom
Nov 20th, 2007
11:25:24 PM
'Test' was removed at JJ's request.
by CatVutt
Nov 20th, 2007
11:27:57 PM
Yeah, the TEST
by wadi77
Nov 20th, 2007
11:29:32 PM
We want TEST back!!!
by wadi77
Nov 20th, 2007
11:30:30 PM
test was the best talkback going
by INWOsuxRED
Nov 20th, 2007
11:30:47 PM
Bale > McConaughey
by ironic_name
Nov 20th, 2007
11:31:05 PM
Test was way cooler than this shite
by Seph_J
Nov 20th, 2007
11:34:25 PM
there should be a constant test tb
by theredtoad
Nov 20th, 2007
11:34:28 PM
Michael Bay is remaking TEST
by INWOsuxRED
Nov 20th, 2007
11:42:10 PM
Casting news for McG's TEST....
by Seph_J
Nov 20th, 2007
11:52:02 PM
TEST proved that TalkBackers will chat about anything.
by IAmMrMonkey!
Nov 20th, 2007
11:54:48 PM
TEST IS NOT REAL TITLE
by leobloom
Nov 20th, 2007
11:58:58 PM
IAmMrMonkey I disagree...
by Seph_J
Nov 20th, 2007
11:59:29 PM
Well I have a trailer, captured on my cell phone,
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
12:01:59 AM
Can't wait for TEST 2
by theredtoad
Nov 21st, 2007
12:03:41 AM
Test 2 (T2) will be Test In Name Only.
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
12:06:31 AM
We need TEST
by wadi77
Nov 21st, 2007
12:15:08 AM
STUDIO WANTS PG-13 TEST
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
12:15:57 AM
Designs for TEST snake leaked!!!!
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
12:36:39 AM
Test!
by BLEST
Nov 21st, 2007
12:40:45 AM
Put fucking Test back up!
by robzass
Nov 21st, 2007
12:53:09 AM
Indiana Jones and the TEST of the Crystal TEST
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
12:54:44 AM
Rambo 4: TEST of Blood
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
12:55:30 AM
There Will Be a TEST OF PATIENCE
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
12:57:19 AM
It's like "Into The Blue", only allegedly funny!
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 21st, 2007
01:12:03 AM
I googled Wristcutters movie and it brought me here, WTF!
by itsfuctdupp
Nov 21st, 2007
01:13:36 AM
I'd like to see Kate Hudson running around in a bikini for 90 mi
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 21st, 2007
01:16:38 AM
should i just stop visiting?
by PotSmokinAlien
Nov 21st, 2007
01:18:10 AM
minutes, I mean!
by MrMysteryGuest
Nov 21st, 2007
01:19:38 AM
TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
02:42:56 AM
Give me a T
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
02:53:09 AM
thought it was a Stone Roses Biopic
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
03:04:44 AM
AIHN, Ain't It Homosexual News
by That 70s Venom
Nov 21st, 2007
03:05:26 AM
IVE GOT A FEVER
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
03:48:31 AM
AINT IT TEST NEWS
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
03:50:25 AM
TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST
by leobloom
Nov 21st, 2007
03:51:46 AM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZ
by Queefer Bukkake
Nov 21st, 2007
03:54:00 AM
Mahonohay is pitching a tent
by Spazatronic 2000
Nov 21st, 2007
04:22:01 AM
Ian Brown Should Be in This
by Madines Sideshed
Nov 21st, 2007
04:48:54 AM
Madines
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
05:13:37 AM
I only come here for TEST!!!
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
05:58:57 AM
Do you want to stop that Seph
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
06:25:28 AM
Obviously Lost Jarv
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
08:22:23 AM
one more thing...
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
08:27:05 AM
christ you're a twat
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
09:22:55 AM
Barry Egan, I just read your Amistad post and...
by rbatty024
Nov 21st, 2007
09:44:59 AM
Is it true that the reason Owen Wilson tried to off himself
by INWOsuxRED
Nov 21st, 2007
10:04:30 AM
christ is not a twat....
by Seph_J
Nov 21st, 2007
10:08:58 AM
sigh.
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
10:28:05 AM
rbatty
by Lost Jarv
Nov 21st, 2007
10:29:25 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS TEST!?
by Kurzinski Valentine
Nov 21st, 2007
07:34:15 PM
the question isn't WHAT...
by Seph_J
Nov 22nd, 2007
03:02:37 AM
its... WHERE??!
by Seph_J
Nov 22nd, 2007
03:03:31 AM

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