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Check out Sylar's pointy ears!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Continuing their STAR TREK dominance, IESB and now JFX have gotten the first spy pics from the set of JJ Abrams' STAR TREK featuring one of the lead characters. Zachary Quinto as Young Spock is eerie.

He's sure got the look. That was never in question... from the beginning we knew that visually he'd pull it off. I think Quinto's a good actor, so I have faith he'll do the character justice, but I guess we'll see. Be sure to click over to JFX for more shots and over to IESB for yet more, blurrier, shots and even some video from filming!

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  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:53 p.m. CST


    by shatfanat

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    looks like

    by LUZER


  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    ST : The Motion Picture, Redux...

    by shatfanat looking and sounding better and better by the day. At the very least, it will be better than Insurrection and Nemesis.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    Did anyone else....

    by Reasonaxe

    Just have a geekgasm in their pants like I did?!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST


    by chrth

    Yet another update for Ain't It King and Trek News.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST


    by nimbus0_0


  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Not a Starfleet uniform!

    by TallBoy66

    He looks like he's wearing Vulcan garb there.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST


    by ewokstew

    That is scarily Nimoy-esque. Despite the other cast choices I'm not too thrilled about, Abrams did good on this one.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:02 p.m. CST

    I WON!

    by irrelevntelefant

    I had '7' in the office pool for # post a "fucking faggots" reference would appear....<p> taking my money and going to applebees, bitches

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    IESB has some good spy at Paramount

    by SpencerTrilby

    Earlier this year they dominated pretty much all things Iron Man, now Trek... And I'm pretty sure they put some juicy shit out of the Indy set as well. Coïncidence? <p> Oh, and Quinto looks "pointy" enough, indeed. I'm not a Trekkie by any means, and I don't really care for this flick one way or the other, but it looks like Spock. Nice work.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    Not bad. He does look quite a bit like Nimoy

    by moondoggy2u

    Still not jazzed. How jaded is that?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:04 p.m. CST


    by Heckles

    Now that is a good spy photo. Looks good from a distance.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Gay Gay Abrams

    by Gil Brooks

    The sideburns shouldn't be that thick, and the ears should be more pointed. This movie is going to SUCK!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:07 p.m. CST

    Oh dear...

    by Tal111

    gay spock out for an early evening stroll. Tell me- do you like my pointy ears, boy?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    I'm sorry, but all I see is Sylar...


    With all due respect to TV actors, it's hard to make the move to film. Karl Urban (Pathfinder, Bourne 2) would have been a cooler Spock. Here it's kinda like your buddy from school is playing the role, giving it a bit of a B-level vibe. TV actors + a TV director might = wait for the DVD...

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    The needs of many women outweigh the needs of the few

    by Err

    Why Vulcans should be polygamists!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    OK, now I'm hyped

    by Rindain

    For the first time in quite a while we'll have big-budget Trek. At the very least it'll be a fun ride with J.J. at the helm.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Does he mindmeld by cutting their skulls open?

    by Err

    anyone know?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST


    by Pound Sand

    Man, it's all Trek, all the Time now.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    has ororo seen these yet?

    by pursued_by_bear

    do we know the status of her jeans?<p>I think he looks good. But not in a gay way.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST


    by picardsucks

    Pretty sweet!!!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Why are you apologizing,

    by slone13

    <p>Incidentally, he looks exactly like Nimoy to me.</p> <p>Also, I concur with PickedUp wholeheartedly. The multiple daily Trek posts have already become rather annoying.</p>

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST


    by Uncle Stan

    Spock can't cook.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Fuck. It looks like Spock

    by messi

    That's fucking crazy.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    Holy fucking shit

    by zillabeast


  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    Zachary Quinto has chosen pointy ears and here's why

    by messi

    he looks like motherfucking spock.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    revyou...this isn't a real movie...

    by Bronx Cheer

    It's Star Trek. TV on a bigger screen is still TV. Of all the films, only two got even close to being "cinematic." I'm surprised they didn't cast Zach Braff as McCoy.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Looks Spocktacular

    by odysseus

    Ear-ily Spock-like.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:38 p.m. CST

    'He's sure got the look.'

    by MeshGearFoxx

    of course he has the look. It's called makeup. I have a feeling the makeup department kinda knew what spock's look was before starting this film.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:44 p.m. CST

    by zooch

    do you realize Trek was always on tv?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST

    Nice casting on that one for sure

    by jimmy_009

    Looks great.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 7:48 p.m. CST

    SyBrows...he is annoying...

    by Judge Briggs

    just is

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:01 p.m. CST


    by Pipple

    this guy quinto is the only actor perfectly cast yeah... i'll see this just for him

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:01 p.m. CST

    What the fuck is a Sylar?

    by Ogre

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:04 p.m. CST

    Ain't It JJ Trek News

    by Irresolute

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:11 p.m. CST


    by ororo_munroe

    Actually, my jeans are fine and dandy. :p The eyebrows are gone and I am devastated. Why did they shave off his eyebrows!? Why? The sex appeal is gone. Gone!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:37 p.m. CST

    Spock was a renegade from another Galaxy!

    by Orionsangels

    Zulu Nation. Destroy all nations. Seriously though, he looks amazing as young Spock. Gotta hand it to the makeup people. Gets ya excited for this movie, but the true test with be Kirk. If that doesn't work. This movie could break under it's weight.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Too pointy!!!

    by Raymar

    Am I first to write that?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:42 p.m. CST

    Thank god I saved these before they are pulled.

    by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz

    Looks good I will say.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 8:45 p.m. CST

    Teenage Spock the High School Years

    by Orionsangels

    Starring just because she's another pretty face -Lauren Conrad as the hot rich white blonde.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:08 p.m. CST

    I want this

    by MrDexter

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:10 p.m. CST

    Orionsangels gets the best post of the thread award

    by moondoggy2u

    Just the thought of Star Trek breaking under the weight of Kirk made me spew coke out of my nose! Poor shat--the butt of every joke, intentional or otherwise.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:24 p.m. CST

    Ok that's just erie.

    by Yeti

    If Quinto can pull off some of Nimoy's mannerisims as Spock (an I bet he can) it will be surreal.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:26 p.m. CST

    Looks like Steve Martin...

    by Prometeo

    In a Vulcan attire, specially in the last pic... or is it just me ?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:26 p.m. CST

    He looks like Jerry Lewis

    by Omegaman

    Hey, Lady!!!!!!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:26 p.m. CST

    will he be arguing with elisha cuthbert

    by captain_kirk the hands of a rabid mountain lion? Live Long and Pork Her! Sorry, not shure where it came from.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST


    by HueyFreeman

    The resemblance between Quinto and Nimoy is uncanny.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:30 p.m. CST


    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    nothing else to say

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:32 p.m. CST

    Why is Spock dressed like James Brown?

    by moondoggy2u

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    Presenting the new queer Dogphart3000

    by SpyGuy

    Might as well admit it, you are SO hot for Zachary Quinto...

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:01 p.m. CST

    Spock has been hanging out with Lando again.

    by BMacSmith

    stealing his wardrobe...just kidding.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST

    Spock: The Pawnfar Years

    by aboriginal

    Those awkward growing pains.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:15 p.m. CST

    Spock=Lando? Brilliant!

    by moondoggy2u

    Kirk has a lot of guts coming here after what he pulled...

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    I hate watermarks

    by Anakin Whoopass

    The quality of the Internet is not meeting my standards.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:21 p.m. CST

    Dammit Jim he needs more blue eye shadow!

    by rsswope

    And more green to the skin.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:22 p.m. CST

    James Spock Brown

    by The Chosen

    And he seems to feel good.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST

    so far so good

    by gdeo

    this look cool

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    Come on, come on

    by moondoggy2u

    Jim, old buddy, don't let me down...

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Why first officer?

    by moondoggy2u

    Someone must have heard about Spock's little maneuver at the battle of Tanaab.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:49 p.m. CST

    Flaming nipples on Spock!

    by Yotz Von Frelnik

    Oh, why not?

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 10:56 p.m. CST

    Actually he looks like the guy from Shields and Yarnell

    by Orionsangels

    I just dated myself hehe. Google it bitches! He's actually dressed like Sulu in ST-III "and don't call me tiny."

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 11 p.m. CST

    so is vulcan really hot?

    by Staldo

    Is the joke here that Vulcan is a hot planet, so that Spock needs to wear two layers of wool when at academy on Earth? Wow. Full-blooded vulcans must need parkas.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Actually, Spock is dressed like Rattigan

    by moondoggy2u

    The world's greatest rat! No! No! Not the bell!!!

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Staldo, I think its cause Spock is OFF Vulcan

    by moondoggy2u

    Sorta like my late grandfolks who used to live in florida but would freeze their ass off the moment they went north of Georgia.

  • Nov. 12, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    Now he needs to sing

    by Dingbatty

    the Bilbo Baggins song.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:02 a.m. CST

    Spock From "The Cage"

    by Darth Fabulous

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:04 a.m. CST

    This movie is going to suck because...

    by Tal111

    I just noticed that Spock's ears have a 20 degree upturn on the tips! In the original series they had a 22 degree upturn and nothing less. SCREW YOU ABRAMS!!!! See how you all sound? Pointy-eared douche bags.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:38 a.m. CST

    Looking good!

    by TattooedBillionaire

    I'm not sold that this is going to be a great Trek film, but I can be happy that they did some mighty fine casting for young Spock. Quinto's looking good!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:38 a.m. CST

    whyz he wearing a helmet ?

    by marcode


  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:46 a.m. CST

    I'm crying.

    by antoniojvr

    It's so damn beautiful.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:01 a.m. CST

    Spocks Wearing...

    by Tourist

    ...Then traveling from Make Up to Wardrobe and then to The Set uniform.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:08 a.m. CST

    I'm pleasantly surprised

    by Aphex Twin

    Both by how much like Nimoy this Sylar guy looks and at the fact that these pics have been up for almost 4 hours without a 'cease and desist'. I guess Paramount is considering these low priority or they're slipping.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:42 a.m. CST

    Looks good to me

    by The Founder

    So what if Abrams is doing a refreashing or changing something cause if not anything else the Star Trek universe needs some new life breathed into it.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:58 a.m. CST


    by POST


  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Vulcan Awesome!!!

    by Queerbait

    He looks like a poet with the cape.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:27 a.m. CST

    as long as he has the ears...

    by theonecalledshoe

    The voice on the otherhand shall command all opinions.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:28 a.m. CST

    sorry for double but quick though, SW vs ST

    by theonecalledshoe

    Spock (with prep time) vs Darth Vader... could the Vulcan win any sort of match?

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:32 a.m. CST

    That is BRILLIANT casting...

    by Kirbymanly

    Christ, he looks good!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:48 a.m. CST

    all trek, all the time

    by Trader Groucho 2

    maybe harry should change the layout of the front page. add a trek column to go along with coax and the others.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:54 a.m. CST

    gay galactica razor spoiler - you've been warned

    by Trader Groucho 2

    pegasus admiral michelle forbes gets her lesbian freak on with one of the hot blonde toasters.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:05 a.m. CST

    When can i see a spy pic of..

    by TimMighty

    ..his royal Shatness ? Yall know he has to be in that flick....somewhere ? come on.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:16 a.m. CST

    Sure looks like a Vulcan...


    But THE Mr Spock? I don't know, it's going to take some time before i accept anyone other than Nimoy, Shats and the gang in those iconic roles as they simply WERE Those paople throughout my childhood.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:19 a.m. CST


    by Redfive!

    Yes i know i love Star Wars {The originals that is} but if one more moron who thinks Star Trek and Star Wars is one in the same says anything about my username they can go back to there mom and dads trailer {which no doubt has a model of the enterprise on it} and go f*ck themselves.Star Trek is dead...who cares.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:23 a.m. CST

    Spot on, great actor too...

    by KillaKane

    looking forward to seeing the rest of the cast.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:39 a.m. CST

    What causes Vulcans' pointy ears?

    by Boris Baddenov

    Is it the diet of Plomeek soup, or that maddening mating ritual Pon Farr? Or is Spock just pissed because Captain Kirk, with his warp-drive libido, has attempted to shag nearly anything female (except maybe T'Pau and that cavern-burrowing Horta)?

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 5:14 a.m. CST


    by messi

    I care. I'm not a big star trek fan, i think i have seen 4 episodes of the entire franchise and never seen the movies. but this is looking good, has me interested and for sure it will own the prequels.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 5:56 a.m. CST

    Hey ... this is prettay prettay prettay good!

    by GCH888

    Can't wait to see Eric Bana in his Romulan makeup and uniform.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 5:58 a.m. CST

    He's got the look. Shonuf do be cookin in my book.

    by Iowa Snot Client

    They musta took a whole hour just to make up his face.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 6:23 a.m. CST


    by Super Moo


  • Nov. 13, 2007, 7 a.m. CST

    "My ears are pointy!"-Ralph Wiggum

    by Anna Valerious

    WOW. He looks very, very much like Nimoy there. But can he pull off his 'logical' personality?

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:19 a.m. CST

    Why are they Re-imagining OST again?

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    I am just wondering because there is very little wrong with Classic Trek. If they jettison established canon and make Spock a full Vulcan then this is not Trek for me.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:21 a.m. CST

    He looks Romulan

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    A member of the Tal Shiar at that~!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Quinto-essential Spock?

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    I dont know about this....

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Not offense but...

    by Lord Elric

    He just looks like another young Vulcan, to me. I don't see the resemblance to Nimoy, at all. If anything,Sylar more resembles Eli Roth. Oh, a quick comment about the plotline ovat at IESB. If that's what the film is about, it sounds interesting. However, i fail to see how this would revive TREK. Are we talking about going on with this cast? If that's the case, then that's just plain nuts. As a one off, this could be quite interesting. I'm just having trouble seeing how it's going to breathe any new life.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:50 a.m. CST

    Generations Collide

    by cowboyone

    This will be very interesting. I'm old ... and was never a huge Trek fan, but I'm stoked to see what Abrams does with it. But the questions is, will "the kids" want to see it ... because the "Heroes" cast members are in it?! Or because the "Lost Guy" is writing/directing? The post about "seeing nothing but Sylar" cracked me up. Abrams is a genius.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 9:24 a.m. CST


    by Err

    No one said it yet.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 10:14 a.m. CST


    by marathonman2

    He's just a willlld and crazzzzeee vulcan!!!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 10:18 a.m. CST

    they should have just taken a completely

    by just pillow talk

    different crew and done a Trek movie with them. Then again, would anyone care? I think if they had to go back to the past, how about the formulation of the Federation or something like that? Hate to say it, but this just sounds like a rental at best.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST


    by onephatnelly

    Yeah, but can Quinto raise one eyebrow half as good as Nimoy did?

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:02 a.m. CST

    3 o'clock shadow

    by haywood

    He looks like he should be walking around the gangster planet with the never ending 3o'clock shadow on his face. Take a shave damn it. Or go back in time and buy yourself an old fashioned razor.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Set Phasers for Gonzo

    by 5 by 5

    That's what most of this talkback is. Nice job on the look of the Vulcan.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST

    And his eyebrows...

    by Gil Brooks

    ...aren't plucked enough!!!! FUCKING ABRAMS!!!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    "Humans are so illogical. I must eat their balls."

    by 3 Bag Enema

    I call him "Mr. SINO," bitches! You know, at first I thought he looked hauntingly like Nimoy. Now I think he looks like some guy dressed for a Trek convention. This movie will hurt you like a giant Q-Tip to the gonads.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:08 p.m. CST

    Remember Spock in the First Few Episodes

    by Aquatarkusman

    ... in the original series... he was a lot angrier and shouted a lot. Not kidding.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:13 p.m. CST

    Do the Zemecis!

    by bobjustbob

    Perhaps JJ can do a Zemecis and digitally insert TOS Spock as well. new/young Spock, old/young Spock, old/old Spock. And a dancing pony.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:14 p.m. CST

    Zemeckis, not Zemecis

    by bobjustbob

    Sorry 'bout that...

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST


    by samurai sark

    Now wouldn't ryan reynolds look great standing next to him as young JT Kirk?

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST

    Nathan Petrelli = Captain Pike

    by samurai sark

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST

    It's strange how the only time I'm excited for this film

    by samurai sark

    is when there's Zach Quinto news. I used to hate the guy, but what a vulcan/human he makes.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    Lyrics to the song "Suck My Spock", by Warp 11

    by warp11

    The lyrics to the song "Suck My Spock" off Warp 11 first album by the same name - that is about to be remastered. <p> If you cut me will I not bleed green? If you got half a brain you know what I mean My prime directive is to rock If you don’t like it you can suck my <p> Suck my Spock <p> You don’t like my pointy ears I only Pon Farr every 7 years I got a brain like a digital clock If you don’t like it you can suck my <p> Suck my Spock <p> Well you cannot pronounce my name To me you round ears, you all look the same I’ll do a mind meld but I won’t talk If you don’t like it you can suck my <p> Suck my Spock <p> Warp 11:

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:21 p.m. CST

    Those of you bagging on the new Trek

    by queerfilmjunkie

    Don't you realize that only about 25% of the Trek movies and TV episodes are any good? To expect this to be some knock your socks off great film is a bit of a reach. Which of the Star Trek movies are great films? Seriously? Even the most died in the wool Trekkie must admit that alot of the Trek stuff is absolute shit. TOS, TNG, Voyager and DSN all had their good episodes and their bad and Enterprise sucked donkey balls. Some of the movies were good, others mediocre and others awful. Star Trek has always been a mixed bag, so why are you suddenly demanding perfection. Just be happy that they are trying to reboot the franchise. It might actually be good.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:25 p.m. CST

    The best bit of casting thus far

    by Reel American Hero

    So it seems they've got Spock down perfectly in this new one at least. I'm kind of iffy about the rest of the cast, but I'm still waiting to see a trailer of any sort once it's ready before I'll say this movie will suck or rock.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 1:31 p.m. CST

    spocks got the pimp walk down pat!

    by ironic_name

    spocks got hos.. <P> in diff-er-ent area codes.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:02 p.m. CST

    I'm so excited for this movie

    by dr sauch

    There has never been a bad star trek. Even nemesis. Fuck off if you disagree.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:12 p.m. CST

    Proof of the pudding will be in the eating, folks.

    by football

    Though I'm hyped by the casting of Spock I'm a little less enamored by the rest of the cast. After all, who can replace Shatner or Jefferey Hunter? It appears even Abrams hasn't found the answer to that question judging by his other choices.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST

    Wow! It looks like Spock

    by kirttrik

    Good choice in Casting, now we need to see who's going to fill Shatners shoes.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Heck we all knew Quinto would work

    by Pipple

    It's Simon Pegg who's the big what the fuck were they thinking...

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 2:53 p.m. CST

    Never a Bad Star Trek?

    by Aquatarkusman

    Let me refresh your broken memory (sorry for the trauma): "Row, row, row your boat..."

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    Never a bad Star Trek?

    by Trader Groucho 2

    Let me refresh your broken memory (trauma is just one of the services we offer): Picard driving around in a dune buggy.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    Never been a bad Trek movie???

    by Kid Z

    ... are you kidding me? How about the first one? When I want to really relax, I slot that one into the DVD player and skip to the extended scene where the Enterprise flies through the V'ger cloud... and flies through the V'ger cloud... and flies through the V'ger cloud... and we see close-up reaction shots of the entire 500+ crew members... and the Enterprise flies through the V'ger cloud... and ... I have a nice looong nap! Or what about Star Trek 5: Shatner's Folly? 'Nuff said, there. Or Generations with Kirk's epic death scene, "It's... been... fun!... Oh! Shakespearean in depth, that one. Or the one where they were fighting aliens who go to the same plastic surgeon as Cher and Goldie Hawn... or, err... something. I won't even mention Nemesis because that just wouldn't be a fair fight. No kiddies, there's been a LOT of really, really BAD Trek films, wake the f**k up!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Search for Spock...

    by Kid Z

    ... where Kirstie Alley (who was hot back then and looked good as a Vulcan) was replaced with 1980s-poofy-poodlecut-hairdo-chick Vulcan. And friggin' Doc Brown as a Klingon!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:08 p.m. CST

    Michael Rosenbaum as a young Picard!

    by zooch

    just sayin.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    "Good" vs. "Bad" Trek Movies

    by bswise

    The way I see it, there have been exactly three "good" (as in, decently entertaining) Trek movies: II, III, and IV. Everyone gives VI a pass, because it was the swan swong of the old farts--and it was fun--but a Klingon Christopher Plumber spewing Cliff's Notes Shakespeare quotes doth not a good screenplay make. Everyone also gives First Contact a pass, becuase it had some serious Data and Picard on Borg action, but it was also two completely ridiculous and absoloutely imlausible movies for the price of one. (Hey, Borg go back in time? Hey, how bout next time, Borg blow up whole planet.) As much a hack methinks "Jar-Jar" McAbrams to be, there really is nowhere for this franchise to go but up.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 4:01 p.m. CST

    Worst Trek ever...

    by DocPazuzu Insurrection. Yes, even worse than Nemesis - by far.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Screw you guys. The Voyage Home was the best one.

    by 3 Bag Enema

    It was most like the series, and light comedy is the Shat's forte. Montalban with a plastic chest is entertaining and all, but it's too unRoddenberry. I'm going to go kill myself now.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    The Voyage Home was goofy

    by I Dunno

    and "un-Roddenberry" can be good. The first season of TNG was Roddenberry with total control and it was fucking gay.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 5:59 p.m. CST

    Nice to see Billy Zane's acting again

    by seppukudkurosawa

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  • Nov. 13, 2007, 6:08 p.m. CST

    Paramount should release a press statement

    by Wonderboys

    with pictures of the entire cast, before some bad quality leaked pictures like that begin spreading over the internet and giving a poor first impression of the movie.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 6:10 p.m. CST

    Quinto looks allright

    by Wonderboys

    I hope he get the character personality as well as the looks.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Make sure Winona doesn't get the ears...

    by Monkey_King

    fucking Variety screwed up and called Spock's human mother Amanda a Vulcan. WTF?!?!

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 8:29 p.m. CST

    wasn't kim cattrall a vulcan too?

    by ironic_name

    shes even more load-worthy now.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST

    Every star trek episode/movie EVAR:

    by Pipple

    Kirk: Dramatic Pause Dramatic Pause Dramatic Pause... Kirk, out. Bones: He's Dead Jim. (Insults Spock.) Spock: Fascinating. Logic Logic Logic. (Slyly Insults Bones.) Miniskirts: Panty shot panty shot panty shot Story: A Kirk Clone or some random villain tries to overtake Enterprise. Some threat to the Enterprise randomly appears out of space and is defeated. Kirk, Bones, spock, and Deadmeat beam down to a planet and random villains kill Deadmeat.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Justin Chatwin is GOKU.

    by HueyFreeman

    And James Marsters is Piccolo. For you Dragonball Z fans out there.

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:02 p.m. CST

    Count Orlock got a caesar haircut

    by Prossor

  • Nov. 13, 2007, 11:28 p.m. CST

    Why is he puckering his lips?

    by J-Dizzle

    Give me a Vulcan kiss!

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 12:29 a.m. CST

    Quinto seems like a good choice.

    by kabong

    But the lip pucker and the swishy cape don't belong on a starship. Maybe part of Starfleet Academy hazing ritual, the Epsilon Eridani frat. <p> Will the crew be wearing boots made for walking on the ship? That always seemed strange.

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 8:23 a.m. CST

    Kim Cattrall WAS a Vulcan...

    by Kid Z

    ... an evil blonde Vulcan with a 1992-era-Hillary headband and shaved-off sideburns.

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 8:42 a.m. CST

    why is he wearing a grandma sweater

    by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell

    i dont watch star trek but is he supposed to be wearing that?

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 12:07 p.m. CST

    I Don't Think that JJA can top TOS version of Trek.

    by DarfurOnTheRocks

    Sorry, people are getting hyped up for no absolute reason. JJ will NEVER capture the chemistry of Kirk-Spock-McCoy. I suspect that he wants to tap into the preexisting characterizations of Trek, but then go along and call it a reboot. Abrams, your reimagining mean nothing to me.

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    You know actually they weren't miniskirts...

    by Kid Z

    ... they were those culotte things... sort of a skirt/shorts chimera (look it up). Basically shorts with flaps on top to make 'em resemble a skirt. My guess is they were meant to prevent Pipple's "panty shot, panty shots." And besides, they all wore those thick-ass black pantyhose under them anyway. It was the 60s and people were real prudes back then.

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    by ironic_name


  • Nov. 14, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    OMG this is going to blow!

    by Action Hero

    This just has "All Wrong" written all over it. Nuf said.

  • Nov. 14, 2007, 10:13 p.m. CST

    Quinto is the only good casting

    by JoeSixPack

    As for the rest... *puke*

  • Nov. 27, 2007, 2:17 a.m. CST

    Especially good when compared to Spock from "The Cage" pilot.

    by Bob Loblaw Law Blog

    Considering that Spock in The Cage is supposed to be about 13 years in the past.

  • Nov. 28, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    that's not THE CAGE

    by m2298

    it's from the second pilot "Where No Man Has Gone Before". This is what you want: