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Dirk Diggler is a major PAYNE... kinda like Damon Wayans!

Published at:  Nov 09, 2007 3:39:30 AM CST

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I know. Lame headline. Gimme a break. I'm tired and the only thing I could think of was a reference to a mediocre '90s comedy that still somehow holds a small place in my heart.

The news is that Mark Wahlberg is in talks to star in the MAX PAYNE video game adaptation Fox is gearing up for. I've never played it, but I've heard good things. Makes me wish I had a Gamefly account for stuff like this. I'm too lazy to hit the video store now... hell, I don't know if I even still have a membership...

Anyway, John Moore (THE OMEN remake) is directing the actioneer. What's the consensus from you folks? Fans of the game... bad casting? Good casting! Inquiring minds want to know!




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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:00:01 AM CST

    The game was ok...

    by ceebeeuk

    but only for it's bullet time gun battles, the story was average.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:17:14 AM CST

    Good casting

    by warm_turtle

    He's good in most stuff he's in so im sure the film will be ok.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:20:20 AM CST

    That'll be good...

    by mr jonse

    Mark Wahlberg walks into a room. Kills everyone. Walks out through the only available door. Over and over and over again. Apart from a brief period where he has to follow a trail of blood in a dream sequence and keeps falling down invisible holes, making him want to gouge out his own eyes in frustration.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:22:46 AM CST

    Marky Mark fine, but John Moore?

    by maxcalifornia.

    Max Payne's big gimmick was that it was (IIRC) the first game to use bullet time. But bullet time in the year 2007 isn't all that exciting anymore, so I don't know how this will work. But, I'm interested. John Moore though, why? This is a movie that's going to stand or fall based on its action scenes, so a bland go-to remake guy with no particular sense of style or originality isn't going to cut it.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:24:46 AM CST

    I am the real Dirk Diggler

    by dirkd13"

    Just so you all know.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:25:46 AM CST

    Interesting...

    by parallax_r

    The game was quite interesting, the story-line very much film noir, you got the bullet-time special effects, a pill-popping "head-case" of a cop - if they take this seriously and let Wahlberg loose on the character and not try to make him in to a nice guy, this could definitely be a good thing...

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:26:10 AM CST

    No. No. No. No. No.

    by iammrmonkey!

    I love the MAX PAYNE games but he is NOT Mark Wahlberg. It requires a young Clint Eastwood type in the role. I have no idea who would be ideal but it certainly wouldn't be Mark friggin' Wahlberg.Who's casting this thing? Is it the same guy who's casting Star Trek because he needs to die.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:29:16 AM CST

    MaxCalifornia

    by robfrombackeast

    You're an idiot. Have to seen the action in Behind Enemy Lines (excellent by the way)? Or are you basing your comments on The Omen? Cause that wasn't an action movie dude. Whalberg is good casting and Moore is a solid director. Fuck you very much.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:31:08 AM CST

    max payne games

    by el borak

    are some of the best games ever made. wahlberg is a good actor at least.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:33:15 AM CST

    Rob

    by dirkd13"

    True that, the Fighter Jet/Missile chase sequence in Behind Enemy Lines was genuinely white knuckle.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:33:27 AM CST

    Peter Krause IS Max Payne

    by snarf snarf

    Looks just like the bloody character and after 5 series of 'Six Feet Under' is MORE than capable of portraying an alcoholic cop dealing with the death of his family whilst searching for their killer. Fuck off Wahlberg, stick to 'exec-producing' the excellent Entourage...ya been SHITE since the fluke in your career that was the AWESOME Boogie Nights...........Peter.....No!!!!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:37:27 AM CST

    BTW, I don't hate Wahlberg..

    by snarf snarf

    I just don't think he is the right choice for this, AT ALL.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 5:15:47 AM CST

    meh

    by knuckleduster

    John Moore. meh

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  • Nov 09, 2007 6:02:25 AM CST

    good game, bad choice of actor

    by lex romero

    The game could potentially make a great modern day noir, the storyline was pretty strong and well told.

    However whalberg can be a very boring actor when playing it sraight, he's fantastic in i heart huckabees, where he's playing a more extrovert character, but in shooter he was boringly forgetable.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 6:15:32 AM CST

    Not bad but...

    by dromoe

    Wahlberg could convincingly pull of the roll of max payne. However if I were casting it i would've have tried to get Clive Owen or Timothy Olyphant. They would seem better suited for this role.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 6:47:19 AM CST

    Wahlberg all wrong

    by ray d

    Decent actor, but so wrong for this role.

    Max needs to be world weary. A bit fatalistic. Wahlberg just doesn't have the gravitas for the role.

    Dean Winters would be a good choice. Relative unknown, looks the part, and anyone who has seen Oz knows he can play hardcore.

    But none of that matters. The REAL question is "Who will play Mooooaaaaaana Sax?"

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  • Nov 09, 2007 7:04:22 AM CST

    Game/Movies

    by be_a_zed

    I fucking fed up with all these lame video game movies that (unbeleivably)keep being made ! THIS WILL SUCK, HALO WILL SUCK AS WILL EVERY OTHER FUCKING VIDEO GAME MOVIE ADAPTION !!! STOP WASTING OUR FUCKING TIME !!!!!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 7:12:13 AM CST

    the games were just a john woo/hk action homage anyway...

    by lilgorgor

    so whatevz.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 7:13:17 AM CST

    P... I can't feel my legs...

    by seekshelter

  • Nov 09, 2007 7:27:14 AM CST

    Hal Sparks IS Max Payne

    by the pusher

    Alan Tudyk IS Vladimir Lem!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 7:52:43 AM CST

    max payne 1 was pretty good

    by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell

    6 YEARS AGO!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:02:37 AM CST

    Get the Don Draper guy!

    by raymar

    And keep the overbaked noir elements (but don't make it a parody) which could be tricky.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:12:07 AM CST

    like 8 years too late.

    by zom-bot.com

    plus, it was a game that styled itself in being like a hard boiled movie, so now there is a movie based on a game that wished it was a movie......use the new HITMAN to gauge how well Max Payne would do, then subtract about half of it.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:23:06 AM CST

    Whenever I hear the name Wahlberg, I think...

    by hueyfreeman

    SO LEMME IN DA FUCKIN' HOUSE! If you don't know where that's from, shame on you.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:27:12 AM CST

    Payne the film

    by kizeesh

    Will work but only if it was filmed almost exactly plike Payback. which is arguably the most similar film in visual style and tone made in the last 10 years.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:31:38 AM CST

    No seriously, though

    by hueyfreeman

    Looks-wise, I always thought it would be a good role for Eric Mabius (Daniel from Ugly Betty). The guy bears a striking resemblance to Max Payne.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:33:13 AM CST

    If Wahlberg is Max Payne..

    by spyhunter

    then he better work on getting Max Payne's trademark never changing constipated look on his face. I suggest eating several bricks of Velveeta cheese.

    Case in point: http://tinyurl.com/3yw9ln

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:33:48 AM CST

    Clive Owen

    by hellblazerusa

    It'd just be a darker version of his character from Max Payne.
    But, since he seems to have some integrity, I guess we're stuck with Marky Mark- not that it matters, since most video game adaptations suck ass.
    They need to make the script an amalgamation of both games, since the first games story was derivative.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:34:49 AM CST

    can't wait

    by irrelevntelefant

    for the video game based on the movie... oh,wait...snarf

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:34:54 AM CST

    crap

    by hellblazerusa

    I meant that Owen would be playing a version of his character from shoot-em up.
    Too freakin' early still...

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:50:56 AM CST

    John Hamm Is A Good Call, But Can He Fill Seats?

    by cowboyone

    Max Payne was a pretty decent noir influenced detective actioner ... but I've yet to see a GOOD movie come from a typically half-baked video game concept. I wouldn't touch it as an actor. I MIGHT consider giving it a shot as a writer?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:52:32 AM CST

    Jonny Knoxville

    by filmfunk

    Was who i thought they actually got to do all the in game graphic novel bits or some guy who looked very like him so he would be perfect but don't know if he could pull off - Action AntiHero Grizled Cop although whoever it was in the Game looked like Jonny Knoxville so maybee even the game character never pulled it off!? Seem to remember it being a creepy kind of Dirty Harry/David Lynch type affair with Matrix Style Bullet time and something I'd rather play than watch. Just Played John Woos Stranglehold and it's the Best Woo movie he never made! Games are getting good these days to be sure!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:08:43 AM CST

    C'mon guys....

    by i got jokes

    Dean Winters (from OZ) is and always has been the ONLY logical choice to play Max Payne. (for those that aren't familiar with him, he played Ryan O'Reilly on the show.)

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:10:25 AM CST

    Oh, and Huey Freeman --

    by i got jokes

    You shoulda let nay-cha take its co-worse, Mistah Walkah.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:21:41 AM CST

    "Apthes ah afraid ah watah?"

    by osmosis jones

    "We DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN!"

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:33:08 AM CST

    American McGee's Alice?

    by johnnyangel

    Whatever happened to that movie?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:38:18 AM CST

    OK casting...game is old news though

    by flickapoo

  • Nov 09, 2007 9:50:49 AM CST

    MARKY MARK? HAIL NAW

    by rookie116

    It totally should be the photographer kid from American Beauty

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:59:48 AM CST

    Clive Owen

    by fearofablackplanet

    is Max Payne...you know this in your soul.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:07:27 AM CST

    Good game, fine castin, bad director.

    by elgordo

    That's all.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:20:06 AM CST

    What?

    by marcomc2

    What are you people talking about? Max Payne was one of the coolest games I have ever played, and I have played A LOT.

    Personally, I wanted them to make this into a movie years ago. I would've preferred a Michael Madsen or Mel Gibson from Payback, but I guess they are both too old now.

    Anyway, I like Mark Wahlberg a lot, ever since marky mark and the basketball diaries, and I can not wait to sit down in a dark movie theatre, and watch Max Payne The Movie.

    ELITE.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:22:38 AM CST

    Low Down Dirty Even, Like His Brother Keenan

    by utz_world

    I "got" what you were trying 2 do with the headline. Lyrics from Biggie Smalls "One More Chance - Remix." No harm, no foul, homie.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:23:51 AM CST

    Terrible casting news

    by alwaysthere

    I hope he somehow passes. I don't like Marky Mark as a serious actor.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:27:47 AM CST

    Better casting than we could've hoped for.

    by mish87

  • Nov 09, 2007 10:44:12 AM CST

    Johnny Messner

    by retardedmonkey

    I always thought he would make a decent max payne after watching him in that show Killer Instinct. not a big name actor but has the right look

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:44:26 AM CST

    No!

    by super rabbi

    I can't see Wahlberg in that role.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:46:32 AM CST

    I'm glad someone said Dean Winters...

    by popecorky

    because the first time I played one of these games I had to look really closely to try and figure out if they based the character on him. Whalberg's not a bad choice, but I do like the suggestion of Peter Krause.
    Either way I'm just happy it's getting made, these were some of my favorite games and I loved the ultra-noir writing.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:48:43 AM CST

    I liked this when . . .

    by tsfogg

    I liked this story when it was called "The Punisher."

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:50:39 AM CST

    Whatever happened to that Dead To Rights movie

    by reel american hero


    Could've sworn I remember reading a while back that Nic Cage was interested in making a movie based off of that game. That would make for a good movie too.

    I think that one, and Max Payne, could easily translate well to being good movies in their own right, just because the original medium for the story was a video game doesn't mean that this is going to be another Super Mario Bros. The game's story is cinematic enough that it could end up really good. I just wonder if they're going to do those surreal trippy flashback scenes with the crying baby and the creepy hallway.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:03:17 AM CST

    This game rocked

    by darthjedi

    but it's sequel was far better.
    Wahlberg is a decent choice, but how 'bout Thomas Jayne? Definitely has the look and voice for it.
    I haven't heard of any of the other actors that were suggested, so maybe I should look them up on IMDB.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:08:45 AM CST

    Omce again

    by punch man

    A video game being made into a movie is a step backwards. Going from controlling the character to just watching him? Lame.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:11:36 AM CST

    Fine casting, but,

    by phool2056

    Has there ever been a good video game movie adaptation? Seriously. The closest thing I can think of was Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, which I thought was way underrated, even though six million people are about to yell at me for that, and that's not really an adaptation at all. Silent Hill was fun and creepy, but not worth multiple viewings. Video games are the most compelling medium. It's hard for me to say it, as an English Lit. and film major, but it's true. It's a medium where by its very nature you are constantly involved in the story. So translating a piece of art made for that medium into another medium where if the story and whatnot aren't compelling, you can lose focus entirely without changing the experience, just seems like its asking for trouble.

    Also, part of the fun of Max Payne was the novelty of bullet-time gameplay, which we've now seen in very action movie made ever, and part of it was getting to be a character in a noir universeof cool lighting and femmes fatale and all that, which, again, we've already got those movies. So why?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:20:22 AM CST

    The game is NOT just matrix/hong kong homage

    by thenorthlander

    It's film noir pastiche in game form. If the movie will work it needs to also be film noir pastiche.
    The same way Sin City is film noir pastiche based on a graphic novel that's film noir pastiche.

    if that's what they're doing, it might be cool. Wahlberg is a good choice.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:21:54 AM CST

    Not bad casting, but as a video game junky, I'm saying that this

    by junofallon

    If they're lucky they'll downplay the fact that it's a video game liscence and just make it a cop drama. The story is kind of weak to start with.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:21:56 AM CST

    Alec Baldwin

    by antonphd

    Alec Baldwin would have made a perfect Max Payne 10 years and 60 pounds ago.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:26:52 AM CST

    The irony of "Major Payne"...

    by anna valerious

    Joey Lawrence refused to shave his head for a role in it. Now he has a shaved head. Go figure.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:34:49 AM CST

    Tee Hee Major Payne, was way funnier than it should've been

    by modlight

    many drunken nights watching that in college.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:52:03 AM CST

    Not Jonny Knoxville... !

    by ranting_dude

    Who is going to play Travis Touchdown in the film adaptation of No More Heroes. Suda 51 himself said Travis Touchdown was based on Knoxville.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:58:51 AM CST

    I SUPPORT THE WRITERS ON THIS ONE

    by j-dizzle

  • Nov 09, 2007 12:06:30 PM CST

    Want?

    by spartacus hughs

    Anyon know about this?

    http://tinyurl.com/2j7glo

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:06:48 PM CST

    MARK WAHLBERG IS AWESOME IN ANY MOVIE

    by bringingsexyback

    He's like Matt Damon, except he costs less.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:20:01 PM CST

    No, no, no. Bad casting.

    by stefano

    Matt Damon doesn't absolutely fit. He's not the right face, period.
    Why him? People will think he's Bourne's brother! Bring someone else, please. Not that I particularly care about this flick, but I'm really annoyed by the lame casting decision.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:37:56 PM CST

    Almost all fits - lousy game, worthless director...

    by stalin vs predator

    High degree of pretentiousness... yes, but Marky Mark sticks out. Above all that. Why, Dirk, why?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:41:37 PM CST

    What was the song at the end of the second game?

    by the heathen

    I remember it being pretty good, but could never find it.


    I'd like to play a third game on the 360 more so than seeing a movie, but if done right it could be pretty gritty. I don't know if this director has it in him though. We shall see. Wahlberg could be okay, just depends on how he plays it. He shouldn't use his normal voice though. He needs to be more coarse and mellow.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:47:35 PM CST

    Should be done like Sin City.

    by iammrmonkey!

    I took TheNorthlander's post and ran with it. So sue me.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:53:46 PM CST

    This is rediculous.

    by pompoulus

    So now we have a movie, that is a rip-off of a game, that was a rip-off of action movies. Shall we make a game from the movie, and then a movie from that?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 12:58:55 PM CST

    I trust Wahlberg... But not much this casting...

    by the chosen

    They could've done better.
    Will be fun anyway. Lot's of bullet time!

    JUST PLEASE HAVE A DECENT SCRIPT. STOP MAKING DUMB VIDEOGAME ADAPTATIONS.

    I liked SIlent Hill though...

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:05:36 PM CST

    Agreed IAmMrMonkey! Wahlberg + Sin City Visuals = Max Payne

    by drtobiasfunke

    I was just about to say that. It's the absolute best way to do this movie. Any other way would get a major "meh" from me. Not sure how well Wahlberg would handle the voiceovers, but the concept alone is intriguing so far.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:09:57 PM CST

    Max Payne the movie shouldn't…

    by the heathen

    have a bullet time scene in it. Works great in the games, but I can't imagine people not laughing out loud, err, LOL'ing if it happened in the movie.


    I also don't think the games were all too much of a rip off of action movies sans the bullet time either. Sure you have the family killed and all of that, but the dream sequences and the noir feel made it stand out somewhat.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:26:50 PM CST

    Max Payne will have no identity at all

    by clockworker

    this will just be another Wahlberg action movie. Just like Richard Donner said "if they got Robert Redford to play Superman, everyone would say that's Robert Redford flying around, not Superman"

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:27:19 PM CST

    this is something that Wahlberg can pull off though

    by clockworker

  • Nov 09, 2007 1:33:47 PM CST

    Wasn't there already a Max Payne movie?

    by mr.underwater

    Called Sin City?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:37:33 PM CST

    Wrong actor and director

    by oski

    I could care less about the bullet time, to me the best thing about Max Payne was the noirish graphic novel type story telling. Marky Mark doesn't have the right kind of grit to play this role. Thomas Jane would have been perfect.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:40:50 PM CST

    shoot em up 2

    by pipple

    but dis time itz got marky mark

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  • Nov 09, 2007 1:43:15 PM CST

    Eddie Cahill is the obvious choice

    by caruso_stalker217

    I seem to remember him wearing a leather jacket on CSI: NY and his work on Friends was nothing short of acceptable. He is Max Payne.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:05:34 PM CST

    Oski

    by thenorthlander

    Did you see Shooter?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:29:28 PM CST

    Heathen-the song was: Late Goodbye

    by raymar

    by Poets of the Fall. Best song ever!

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:31:19 PM CST

    This movie

    by themcflyfarm

    was supposed to happen years ago. Seriously look in the instruction manual for the orginal PC game and it says they were in development with Dimension to make a movie.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:34:20 PM CST

    Agree about Peter Krause

    by themcflyfarm

    he definitely at least looks the part more than any actor I can think of.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:51:52 PM CST

    Dean Winters, Rescue Me

    by strabo

    I think it's funny that people are mentioning Dean Winters for the role of Max. One of his costars on Rescue Me actually did the voice of Max Payne in the games. James McCaffrey plays Jimmy Keefe, Tommy's cousin, on the show, and is the original Max Payne.As far as the news of this director and actor...well, this sucks. A Max Payne film would work best as an adaptation not of the game play, but of the graphic novel and voice over sections. Getting an actor who looks like the model in the game is nice, but getting an actor who can actually play the nothing-to-lose grim and gritty Max Payne is more important. Mark Wahlberg is NOT that actor.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 2:58:14 PM CST

    Thanks, Raymar!

    by the heathen

    Very kind of you sir.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 3:16:09 PM CST

    Wahlberg is a good choice. Just get rid of Moore

    by spencertrilby

    Mark Wahlberg became a damn fine actor since his early work with James Gray, James Foley and Paul Anderson (the good one). And he was the quintessential badass in Shooter. THAT was an action movie (yup, keep shoegazing LFoDH...) so it could work.

    That being said, Max Payne was not really a groundgreaking game, just a pleasant time-waster. And John Moore is a joke, hasn't the guy some other old movie to remake?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 3:33:53 PM CST

    Max Payne is passe...

    by bill clay

    This game is OLD. And, while highly rated by reviewers, was no big hit among players. Hollywood is really running out of ideas.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 3:56:18 PM CST

    Played the game and

    by 0dd

    I don't think he is hard enough for the role. He is however goofy looking enough. Cuz come on lets face it...MP was kinda funny looking. I wanna know who is gonna play the sex female role.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 4:11:55 PM CST

    why is Dirk Diggler the title character in G.I. Joe?

    by runfoodrun

  • Nov 09, 2007 4:33:51 PM CST

    I thought he was Duke, not G.I.Joe himself

    by reel american hero


    Nobody's playing the title character in G.I.Joe. They're basing it off of the 80's cartoon/toys/comics, not the action figure of the 70's with the kung fu grip.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 6:19:33 PM CST

    They did this already

    by topdolla69

    it was called The matrix, hard boiled, every noir film. this is a game that pays homage to these films. it baffles my mind why they would make a movie of this.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 6:20:25 PM CST

    Spazatronic 2000

    by topdolla69

    Say "don't tase me bro!!" Was that u man?

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  • Nov 09, 2007 8:11:30 PM CST

    Eric Mabius should be Payne

    by shoun

    The second I saw this guy on screen in Resident Evil I knew if Max Payne was made into a movie, he should play Payne. Dude looks exactly like him.

    This dude:
    http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/5633/EricMabius_Grani_12245643_400.jpg

    Looks like this dude:
    http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/pc/action/max_payne_face.jpg

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  • Nov 09, 2007 9:11:01 PM CST

    Will he have that "I smell shit" look on his face like in the ga

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Nov 09, 2007 9:12:29 PM CST

    in the game, I mean?

    by mrmysteryguest

  • Nov 09, 2007 10:18:15 PM CST

    Strabo, thanks for that!

    by zeke25:17

    All this time, I never knew the same actor who played Tommy's cousin Jimmy Keefe did the voicework for Payne...and I love both Rescue Me and BOTH of the Max games. How bout this: have Clive Owen play the character in the film, but his voice is dubbed by McCaffery! As far as Wahlberg goes, he's proved he can act. But this part isn't him. It'd be like casting Christian Slater or something.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 10:30:25 PM CST

    Only one guy for this

    by alamosun

    Eric Mabius from Ugly Betty is the spitting image of Payne and hes done his share of action. Hes the only real choice.

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  • Nov 09, 2007 11:16:46 PM CST

    After seeing a pic of Mabius...

    by zeke25:17

    he does, indeed, look the part. I'd still have McC dub the voice, though. Now that I think of it, Clive Owen basically did Payne in Shoot 'Em Up; and he definitely had the proper black-and-white look in Sin City. Too bad, of course, nobody making the film will actually listen to us.

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  • Nov 10, 2007 8:06:30 AM CST

    Should have been Michael Madsen

    by purgatori

    he was born for this shit.

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  • Nov 10, 2007 10:10:17 AM CST

    SHOOT'EM UP = MAX PAYNE WITHOUT BULLET TIME!!!

    by ludmir88

    The game is fucking cool!!! Clive Owen was the one for this but he already made Shoot'Em Up ...pity.

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  • Nov 10, 2007 10:11:29 AM CST

    BLANKMAN IS AMAZING!

    by aicndoesntwantmorecowbell

    seriously ive always liked that movie. a superhero from the ghetto who can barely afford his costume is pretty damn funny.

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  • I mean, it was a good game, but its not like it was the anti-drug storyline that made it good. Mark Wahlberg is probably the best choice for Payne, however.

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  • Nov 10, 2007 3:30:15 PM CST

    I bought that game NEW for $2

    by gusradio

    @ Gamestop

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  • Nov 11, 2007 10:34:41 AM CST

    I liked this better when it was called DEATH WISH

    by pipple

    well its true. maxpayne is just death wish but instead he's a cop

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  • Nov 11, 2007 8:49:30 PM CST

    Another guy who would make a great Payne

    by thenorthlander

    Josh Duhamel

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