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JOHN RAMBO Will No Longer Be Called JOHN RAMBO!! Because, You Know, The Title Was Too Complicated And All...
Merrick here...
Now it'll be called RAMBO TO HELL AND BACK. Which (in my mind) blows the no-bullshit simplicity of the original title, as well as JOHN RAMBO's symmetrical association with the title ROCKY BALBOA. So says THIS PAGE at the Lionsgate site.
Now...the film sounds straight-to-video, and the movie looks better than that (NSFW).
"Jeers" to The Powers That Be for this one.
This story is not over!! READ this next
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Count me in! ;)
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Oct 12, 2007 8:13:22 AM CDT
They should have Rambo go back to Afghanistan and confront the T
by rev_skarekroe
He'd be all like "I helped you people beat the Soviets! I blew up a helicopter with a bow and arrow and you crash planes into my buildings? You fucking ingrates!"
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Why is AICN screwing around with the way the Talkback works anyway?
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Especially if it features the dreamy Clive Owen.
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fuck the the man for always keeping a brotha down like this
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...Rambo: OY! My Aching Back!
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are cunts. That is all.
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But I wasn't a fan of JOHN RAMBO either. I thought it was trying too hard to recall what Stallone did with Rocky and gave it an air of deperation that was already kind of inherent in the project being born to begin with. Don't get me wrong. The footage we've been shown so far is a flat-out balls-to-the-wall action and carnage fest that really recalls the earlier pics (and then is even more gruesome). I was of the opinion Stallone should've only resurrected one of these guys, but it looks like both might turn out to be good send-offs to these characters. Still, the title JOHN RAMBO, while simple and direct, didn't instill much confidence. I'm glad they are changing the title. I just hope they can find something better than RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK.
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Oct 12, 2007 8:26:51 AM CDT
Then we can "shower" in the glory of "Rambo: The Golden Age"
by the baker man
Just like Massawyrm. Classy.
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RISE!
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Oct 12, 2007 8:34:57 AM CDT
I wonder if Christians will be offended by the new title.
by derlanghaarige
Since it contains "hell". And it even implies that Rambo will be resurrected after his death, just like Jesus.
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This summer, action is business in the front....and a party in the back!
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This summer, cufflinks aren't necessary... and neither is the law!
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Special Guest Star, Steve Guttenberg.
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This summer, keep the sweat off your brow and pray for death!
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Just thought I'd add that
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I can relive my childhood/early teens with a new Rambo film and the return of Indiana Jones. Sweeeeeeeeeeeet!!
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Oct 12, 2007 8:42:55 AM CDT
Rambo eats things that would make a billy goat puke. AND BACK
by pound sand
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Juice it up
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I got nuthin... unless we bring back the "Indiana Jones and the [insert old actor joke here]" headlines.
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If not, WHY?
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Hell and Back sounds like a bad 90's direct to video shit-can. Please stick with the awesome title, douche-baskets. Thank you. See you in Hell.
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That's not meant for public consumption is it? I mean if it is, they might as well have written it on a napkin.
I liked the title JOHN RAMBO. RAMBO TO HELL AND BACK seems a little, I don't know, cheap. If they don't want to go with JOHN RAMBO, they can come up with something else. Maybe something with rescue, or mission, or deliver in the title (something holy anyway). TO HELL AND BACK makes me think of either SOUTH PARK or BILL & TED. -
Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution, Murdoch!
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That sux! John Rambo was cool, like calling a film Malcom X, or Scooby Doo, it's Stylish and simple, You don't care no more who or what he's fighting or where he's doing it (thought it was the Jungle not the underworld anyway) you just know it's about this guy who you like called JOHN RAMBO nuff said. Although when it comes out on DVD it will look better with the new title so maybee they figured the arthouse crowd weren't ready yet!
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GO NIALL ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY....actually its my flatmates birthday, but thats neither here nor there....I predict theyll report the new Southland Tales poster next! Heads up on it-its bland as fook!
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Oct 12, 2007 8:53:07 AM CDT
What? Tell me something that moronic wasn't conceived by Stallon
by stalin vs predator
After the 20 questions I have a very changed and high opinion of him - I can hardly believe he would think of such a wretched title (and ditch the excellent original one)...
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This is heavy, Colonel. Weight has nothing to do with this!
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Presented in Grindhouse-o-vision!
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This summer, inflation hits home!
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All he wanted was some ham to eat.
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Babyyyyy Back Ribs.
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Uhm...yes?
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This summer, vengeance has no speed limit!
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This summer, one hairstyle alone will grant immortality!
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And every other guy who gave everything he had wants. For our ham to love us, as much as we...love ham.
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...Cause I didn't have the balls to make a movie fighting Al Qaeda or the Taliban, lest I be destroyed in Hollywood for actually supporting our troops...
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...and this deli boy comes up, an' he says, "Ham please, ham?" And I sez no, but Johnny, he sez yeah, and the ham is wired...
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Get me a hacksaw to kill that Cougar, Dammit!
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They should use Venom's "To Hell and Back" for the trailers, that would KICK ASS like John Rambo
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And I said "with WHAT?!? I can't find your fucking legs!" I can't find your legs...so how are you going to get up and get that ham from the buffet..."
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"We're going the wrong waaaaaaaaay!!!!"
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That would at least make a little bit sense...
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"To Hell and Back" infers that Rambo survives the experience, and comes back. It also provides ammo for the critics who will describe it as an apt title because sitting through the movie is like 2 hours of hell. Producers have to think about these things.
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"Rambo's not here right now, Marla..."
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Uh No...I'm not making a title piss take joke - I leave that to the pros ;)
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Oct 12, 2007 9:07:06 AM CDT
Hey talkbackers, how about Rambo: To Hell and Back! oh,,,,
by theycallmemrglass
...that is the title..... WTMF ?!?
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Oct 12, 2007 9:07:09 AM CDT
Hey talkbackers, how about Rambo: To Hell and Back! oh,,,,
by theycallmemrglass
...that is the title..... WTMF ?!?
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Oct 12, 2007 9:13:30 AM CDT
Doe that mean Tenacious D will do the soundtrack ?!?
by theycallmemrglass
Me and Kyle here were walking down a long and lonely road. When suddenly there appeared a shiny Rambo.
And he said: Snort...Uhhh.... You know...make the best mullet in the world...Or ... like...you know...I'll eat your souls
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Bo! Ram! Bo!
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"John Rambo" was a great name, this new name is unthinkably bad. Im worried.
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Fuck me, how fun is this?
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The film has probably impressed the powers that be so much so that they changed the title to allow for sequels. The title John Rambo had a touch of "finality" to it. This title allows for possible additional adventures of the character. Harry should fire off an email to Sly to get the logic behind the name change.
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= no reason to see this. The Rambo movies fucking sucked and are embarassing now.
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Or maybe just Bang Bang?
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.....RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK really is an awful title.
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once mans struggle against....I dunno being Rambo?
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Oct 12, 2007 9:22:22 AM CDT
There and Back Again: A Rambo's Tale - The Director's cut
by theycallmemrglass
Remastered and restored including the famous addtional Word "Again" restored in its original context as the Director initially intended
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Should be subtitled "To the Ulrologist and Back." Outside of the fact that the movie will blow chunks, the original title "John Rambo" was simple and carried a tiny bit of hope. Rocky Balboa wasn't horrible. Oh well, it's lost cause.
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Rambo: Rambo
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Oct 12, 2007 9:24:07 AM CDT
And to hell it can go...Sounds like a DTV schlocker now, deserve
by killakane
I really want to see this movie where it belongs...at the Cineplex, that kind of lame titling would consign it to the same fate as D-Tox, should have stuck with John Rambo. I'm sure the intent was for an apt Grindhouse title, but most TB'rs could come up with something more inspirational than that cheese.
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"They Killed his wife, his kids, his bar man, everyone he ever met, including themselves.;...but they messed with the wrong Rambo.....cos, like every other person would just put up with it....Sly Stallones career has been TO HELL AND BACK. and then back to hell again by the sound of it."
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That if the name John was in front, people might not know who this Rambo guy was
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...if only...sob.., Osmosis, I think better still have his Rambo theme tune intact though. Cant see why not as they own the rights to it anyway.
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c'mon sly if youre reading this
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Even if it is, like what? The 4th film?
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General Zod! It could work...
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Bing Bang Boom Boom!
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Damn, where's Pund Sand when you need him. I reckon Stallone may kinda of get the drift of what most people think of the title methinks. Some one said it paves way for more sequels which is possible but oh man I dont know, it'll probably grow on me. Like Die harder, Like the Phantom menace. So OK damn it - Bring on RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK as long is it fraking rocks
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Thankfully he's sounds super referential towards the late great Goldsmith's 'Rambo' scores in interview, my only worry is that his music is more in the contemparary (flavour of the moment) vein of Media Ventures (he's definately a Gigastudio DAW composer)than the kind of old school writer/orchestrators as Williams, Horner, Silvestri, Newton Howard etc. Having said that his percussively driven score for 300 was excellent, I'm sure he'll be tapping into that style and fusing it with Goldsmith's thematic material, ostinato motifs and hopefully John J's signature DX7 Rattlesnake sound! I could'nt imagine a Rambo movie without Goldsmith's music albeit in interpretive form, I'm sure Stallone is savvy enough to realise how many fans of the original scores there are out there.
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And meets Deja Thoris and the Tharks.
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Oct 12, 2007 9:43:15 AM CDT
RAMBO: TO HELL AND BACK WITH A LOT OF BLOOD AND GUTS ALL OVER MY
by wilclas
Go John!
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And everything comes full circle.
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...from the Party at Kitty and Studs.
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John Mclane and John Rambo faces their biggest nemesis, The T800 in this years most anticipated movie to come out of Planet hollywood. Starring The mullet, the bald guy and the Guv
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John Rambo - simple, effective, iconic.
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Deep down you all know Brian Tyler is better than Jerry Goldsmith ever was!
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I'll get my coat...;-)
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Your post is re-assuring and informative - I didnt know who the heck was scoring - not familiar with the name but I have the 300 soundtrack which is excellent - gonna have another listen to it...
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Let's get this straight: Tyler Bates is the composer of Titus. Brian Tyler is the composer of Time Line!
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blah
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And it belongs to Audie Murphy. A real person in a real war that truly did go to Hell and come back.
Sly, I support you on this movie and will see it, but for God's sake DO NOT co-op the name of the book and movie about the MOST DECORATED SOLDIER IN UNITED STATES HISTORY. -
RAMBO: MACHETE +4
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Oct 12, 2007 10:10:30 AM CDT
Rambo and the Bloodied Deathly Chambers of Torture
by theycallmemrglass
Blood - check, Death - Check, Torture - check. Mr Stallone, I have your new title.
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I need more Meat in my life!
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I gave you a chance but YOU BLEW IT!
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"I'm a sensitive guy, you know"
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Oct 12, 2007 10:15:07 AM CDT
Rambo: To Australia and back with a suitcase full of HGH
by garbageman33
Who'd have thought Rocky was on the juice? Shocking.
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Goldsmith is one of my all time fave film composers, a true genius of the medium.
BTW: Bates work on Resident Evil 2 is worth checking out, his work on that show was temped during production on 300, along with Goldenthal's score for Titus Andronicus (you can hear the influence in the final score quite distinctly). -
How completely gay of Lionsgate...Come on, Sly!!! You read these talkbacks!! Take the word back to the dillweeds at Lionsgate...WE DON'T LIKE THE NEW TITLE...
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But seriously, now we have a great talking point at least for when Stallone comes back for another Q & A. Would like to hear what the deal is with the name change, how it came about, and if he had any say in the matter.
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The guy lives in Thailand, after all. He may as well try to enjoy himself amid all the carnage.
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Tyler referenced the choral motifs from Titus that were used in the temp score for 300 (not his fault, I'm sure)the two are very similar though.
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original was better
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Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I get confused sometimes!
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I know there has been some confusion on this talk back, but the first three Rambo films were scored by Jerry Goldsmith, not Aaron Copland
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RAMBO: JUST GUT THEM
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THEY FUCKING RUINED THE MOVIE
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I think the film should have been about John,now living as a hermit in the Montana wild,coming across Bigfoot and slowly bonding with said wildman and his family.Rambo,understanding these beasts gentle ways and simple life lives with them only to find out they are being hunted by the BFRO who want to capture and parade the Sasquatch a la King Kong.Rambo helps kill all the unarmed BFRO researchers only to find out he's been duped by the Bigfeet for their own purposes..yes,they were hungry.Rambo dismayed at his own stupidity,vows to hunt down and butcher ever Bigfoot alive.There are only 5 of them,thus the film wouldn't last too long seeing 3 of them explode into the air in slow motion as Rambo detonates a bomb made from twigs and lighter fluid only to land on broken glass bottles of Colt 45 left by the researchers(Oh,the humanity).With only two left John could have a long fist fight with the one female left,arguably the most ferocious,wher he grabs her pendulus breasts and rams them into her mouth breaking her jaw and then throws her off a cliff in slow motion,arms a flailing,onto a row of spikes,made earlier and off-screen.Standing atop the ridge,beaten but not out Rambo flexes his muscles-for 2 minutes then turns to see he is face to face with the last Bigfoot.The Bigfoot talks eloquently to John about how misunderstood his people have been(he will be voiced by Viggo Mortenson)and how he knows "what he must do".The Sasquatch then runs in slow motion at John,John jumps aside only too late to realise the Bigfoot wasn't trying to hurt but to commit suicide and sees the noble 8 ft monkeyman to jump to his death landing ontop of the same spikes as his mate did earlier.John realising his terrible mistake vows revenge on this cruel world and sets out to attack all Bigfoot research centres on Earth.Frank Stallone will sing the credit music "He was fucking heavy but he was ma' BRUTTTTHHHHHUUUUUUUU!" The movie will make very little money as it was the only movie Sly ever made with out a slow motion run toward the screen as a fireball explodes behind him,cued to Jerry Goldsmith music.Even that Dolly Parton movie had one.
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... maybe we can convince him to hire Bruce Motherfucking Broughton to write the score!
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Period.
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Rambo-tox: The Smoothening!
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Oct 12, 2007 10:46:19 AM CDT
Rambo: The Last Final Stand: Extinction: Endgame: Trinity: Revol
by spandau belly
Will special introduction by "Machete".
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You gonna talk to me, soldier boy. I swear to GAWD you gonna talk to me. LOOK!
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...so Stallone can change the name back and win points with the fans.
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or the more descriptive "War Movie." Or, if they insist on being fancy, "Easy as Breathin'"
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Oct 12, 2007 10:59:27 AM CDT
Rambo IV: Son of the Revenge of Electric Boogaloo vs. Jason
by abominable snowcone
Featuring the world's first CGI mullet. All breakdance battle sequences will be meticulously hand-crafted, frame by pop-lockin'frame, by renowned stop motion genius Ray Harryhausen. And you will throw money at it
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You know they will.
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I could lift the ham off the sheets.
Now why would you be carryin' a knife like THIS?
Carving ham.
Don't be a wiseass! What do you HUNT with a KNIFE?
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And I'm giving this ham three-zero minutes to finish baking....who's got the turkey launcher?
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Oct 12, 2007 11:05:37 AM CDT
If you don't fly this thing right, I swear to GAWD
by abominable snowcone
you'll be eating your Boston Market ham sandwich in HELL
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See John Rambo as you've never seen him before in: Jon Rambo The Italian Stalllion, watch him as he parties at Kitty and Stud's.
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...that title sucks, but ham, in moderation, is good. He thinks a better title would be, "Murderdeathkill 5000."
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Oct 12, 2007 11:10:26 AM CDT
There's one ham dead...I don't want any more burnt
by abominable snowcone
You keep cookin'...I'll feed you some ham you won't believe. Don't cook it. Don't cook it.
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...well, a few do.
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It's ok
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They move the hams around a lot. What temperature are they, anyway?
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Titles here were getting a bit desperate - I was one of them Im afraid
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yeah. ass to mouth baby.
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Flava Flav, my ass!
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Almost.
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I was referring to Stallone's Copland Movie. not the composer, dude. Check the movie out to see De niro slice up Stallone with some might strong words - actually the words arent so strong its the way he says it - classic. Film is ok too
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Yo, I'd do anything fer love, but I won't do that!
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Great job peoples.
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Yo, dere's nuthin' in there!
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She's a crackshot, too!
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Oct 12, 2007 11:22:12 AM CDT
JOHN RAMBO: IF YOU SAW CLIFFHANGER, HERE'S YOUR MONEY BACK!
by cletus van damme
Reeee-fund
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RgrGhgh Hhhhhuhhhggg
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A title that says it all without sacrificing pretension
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Oct 12, 2007 11:25:52 AM CDT
JOHN RAMBO: FUCK BOTOX! WHEN DOES MY FEELING COME BACK?
by cletus van damme
200 CCs
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I am actually excited for this one! Rambo has always basically been Jason Voorhees with a headband instead of a mask and this one seems to embrace it. I think if we all go in expecting nothing - this movie is going to punch our brains!
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OK OK ...I officially retire at an all time low..
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I kid. I kid because I love!
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Really, I didn't.
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And as much of a fan of SLy I am, I cannot seem to get excited about this film. Here is the reason: In first blood, the movie was about a Vet returning home to find his personal life completely destroyed as well, his only friend dead, and that people care nothing for him and what he did, on top of it, he gets hassled and put down by the only guy with power in said town, then he snaps and goes to town on them. And it was awesome, the shit he did in that one movie blew me away. ALL the other sequels do not compare to it. As soon as they make Rambo a force TO vbe reconned with rather than a force they don't want to disturb, it changes the entire thing. Now he goes out on missions and covers himself in mud and all that, and I like RAMBOII..but to me , it never was about the body count or the amount of apendages I can literally see fly apart on screen, that is a completely different movie and character in my opinion..So I am not surprised that this goes straight to video...even in all the images we have been thankfully given by Rambo himself, it all looks amature to me, nothing that I see in the footage, feels like an amazing cohesive fully thought out film...more like "wouldn't it be cool to have Rambo at point black range unload on an entire Jeep of extras??" oh well.
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THEY CALL ME RAMBO. Ah Jeez what an anticlimax. Alright, thats it. Im out of this talkback to eat me dinner...hurrrgh.
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Oct 12, 2007 11:37:47 AM CDT
RAY TANGO & GABE CASH: TO HELL AND BROKEBACK
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
KURT LAUGHED AND LAUGHED
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"Yeaaaah Jackieeee". Apropos of all things Tyler, I wish it to be knon that it is Brian Tyler scoring Rambo's nexy outing, and not as I erroniousley stated Tyler Bates (Damn you Music from the Movies!). Got my nibblets twisted there, but it's all good, Brian Tyler replaced Goldsmith's rejected (Booo) score on Timeline, and truned in a solid score for that, he also can skip genres quite easily, Bubba Hotep being a case in point. He has gone on record (MFTM editorial) as being a Goldsmith devotee and will incorporate Jerrys themes and motifs etc. Props to Musicballs.
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Oct 12, 2007 11:40:38 AM CDT
You know we're dissing Sly pretty bad considering how cool he wa
by grammaton cleric binks
to answer all our questions when Rocky Balboa came out. He made the movie that Rocky V should have been, and we were all better for it.
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...sorry
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Oct 12, 2007 11:42:13 AM CDT
This is how we show our love and support
by guy who got a headache and accidentally
Or at least it's how I do, don't know about the rest of you assholes
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Please just call it John Rambo. I'm tired of subtitles! I really am!
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yawn
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RAMBO: NOW WITH 60 PERCENT LESS STEROIDS
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You know?
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Marketers need to collectively die.
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Oct 12, 2007 11:49:41 AM CDT
If anyone recalls the TV show Alien Nation there was a marquee
by grammaton cleric binks
with Rambo 16 above the box office in one scene. I don't know how these tiny bits of minutia remain in my brain to be recalled later, but there you go.
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Damn it, why all the stupid subtitles?????
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Trautman: You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke. In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period! Win by attrition. Well Rambo was the best.
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Stupid executives. Bunch of uncreative children. To hell and back? To hell with them!
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A good supply of Diaper bags.
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Morans!
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Oct 12, 2007 11:59:07 AM CDT
If we had a brain we could spell morons correctly.
by grammaton cleric binks
Nuff said.
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Oct 12, 2007 12:05:52 PM CDT
Rambo: If It's Gonna Be That Kind of Party, I'm Gonna Stick My D
by darth sticky
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It makes it sound like the bloody exploitation flick I'm expecting it to be.
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interference that Sly and we, his fans, have to deal with, then we're getting off lucky. Call it whatever you want, just don't fuck with Sly's actual film itself!
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Oct 12, 2007 12:15:19 PM CDT
John Rambo and the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Ro
by themarinebiologist
That sounds better...
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Something makes me think that there are still a few bugs in this new system.
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Das Ramboot !!
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RAMBO: BIG MAC ATTACK AND BACK
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Or at least just save them all up and post them in a single post. Seriously, you're ruining the fucking talkbacks! I don't care if you do it to Indy-- hell, I did it in an Indy TB (though at least mine were funny), and Indy is crap anyway-- but LEAVE THE FUCKING RAMBO TALKBACKS FOR THE ACTUAL RAMBO FANS... Some of us over-the-age-of-14 folks are extremely, extremely excited about this movie, and wrecking the talkback with unfunny bullshit is mega-frustrating. So fucking stop, please!
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You guys are funny.
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Rambo battles Satan's gay lover Sadam Hussien, in a winner takes all arm wrestling tournament.
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I really feel like a douche after your post.
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I'll still be there opening night...what can i say?
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would be better..
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Sorry to sort of double post but...you know. It's kind of a gem. Or barring that, TRUE.
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...until I get drunk in a couple hours and decide it is hilarious to rampage in a talkback and mock and aggravate fans of Star Wars or Transformers or Kevin Smith or whatever other thing I happen to dislike, with my own off-topic crap...
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Oct 12, 2007 12:35:34 PM CDT
The John Stays! Just make the text for "J'" smaller Than the Te
by thepilgrim
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Oct 12, 2007 12:37:14 PM CDT
The "JOHN" Stays! Just make the text for "JOHN' smaller than the
by thepilgrim
Place JOHN above the RAMBO text and make John smaller in size. Stupid fuckers!
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Leave him alone! You all make your money off of him and then make fun of him! It's not his fault! He's only human -- LEAVE HIM ALONE!
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About a survivor of Vietnam and the ham sandwich that he can never be with because he's married to the mob.
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Thats a better title.
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Or Daddylonghead Will Shoot!!
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He loves his grandmother!
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Blows money buying new weapons
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I have not read any of the Talkback, so do not know if this is a joke. If it is not, CHANGE THE TITLE BACK! Ya hear me?
Get Mr. Stallone back here so we can discuss this, he has already proved he is receptive to his fanbase, and respectful to film fans in general. He also proved he is a clever fucker, and this change is surely not his idea. -
Jagshemash! Today I haves her the most famous soldier from the whole US of A. Rambos!! So tells me Rambos, why does your mouth looks like the vagine of a hooker that had stroke???
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Oct 12, 2007 12:56:47 PM CDT
Rambo: What's the matter Mitch? Don't you like water sports?
by norseman1111
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Admit it, you like it. Either that, or "Rambo: Son of the Revenge of the Curse of Crystal Ham"
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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!
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And Rambo was his name - O !
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Oct 12, 2007 1:01:13 PM CDT
Rambo: It's not a hate crime if they attack you first!
by derlanghaarige
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Oct 12, 2007 1:05:20 PM CDT
Rambo: Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe.
by norseman1111
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Ocean's 10, Ocean's 9, Ocean's 8, Ocean's 7, Ocean's 6...
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Anything, anything... "Too Hell & Back" That is Meat Loaf. It sounds dumb.
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How to ruin a bad joke...
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The Vet Who Shagged Me
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Seriously, is there even a need for this sequel? I can see Indy 4 - which, granted there is no need for either but... but I can see it. But this is like... hey why not do another Police Academy or a Meatballs 69, while we're at it?
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Seriously though, I'm 100% with Merrick. The new title really sucks
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Oct 12, 2007 1:15:24 PM CDT
RAMBO AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE (and blow the sh%! out of it)
by daviddogg
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Oct 12, 2007 1:19:14 PM CDT
Rambo: Just because I wear a Jade necklace doesn't make me gay.
by rodcone
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STALLONE:NORRIS (Cool profile poster of both staring at each other like the "War" poster. Remember that movie? No? Ok.)
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Oct 12, 2007 1:20:02 PM CDT
Rambo: The only guy who had a tough time in Vietnam - still laug
by www.valiens.com
That's fucking genius.
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"This time he's going to talk it out"
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Oct 12, 2007 1:23:26 PM CDT
RAMBO VS JOHN SPARTAN VS COBRA VS ROCKY VS TANGO OR CASH
by the winged doucheman
Its a comedy where he plays every role just like Eddie Murphy!
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I'm in Rambo. Together we'll eat things that make billy goats puke.
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Helicopters are so 1985...
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Err...I think that should have been 'Martial'
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Adrieeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
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He and the Leprechaun fuck some shit up.
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John Rambo is succint and a hell of a lot more sophisticated then Rambo: To Hell & Back. I wonder if he'll meet Dutch missionary Stanna Staerleeft on his adventures.
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http://optimus.transformersmovie.com
It's cooler than shit. -
STALLONE:COLBERT
Oh yes there will be funny. -
Starring Tom...er...Colin Hanks!
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John Rambo must face his greatest enemy: His broken childhood. He is guided through a whimsical tour of a magical world of adventure by a duck billed platapus named Pepe. Soon he discovers that it doesn't matter how many people you've killed because its never too late to be a child!
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A baby Rambo escapes from his crib by savagely beating down other babies in the crib that have been harrasing him. He is then chased by lil'Teasle who with the help of babysitter Trautman finally capture baby Rambo just in time as baby Rambo has jujst shit his diapers.
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Starring David Cross as speed.
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I'm not sure which I'm more stunned by: the crappy title change or the amazing number of Rambo titles already birthed in this Talkback. "Rambo" really IS the new "Indiana Jones"...at least for now.
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Remember how you could have Samuel Jackson call your friends for the Snakes on a Plane Promo? Well, how about Optimus Prime? Geeks, unite and sport wood
http://optimus.transformersmovie.com
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Seriously though, doesn't "and Back" kinda give it away? Like, now we KNOW Rambo isn't gonna die...well, we knew that anyway.. but still.
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Harrier Assault: Maximum
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"Don't push me...coz I'm close to da eeeeedge"
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Wisecracking daughter of John Rambo solves mysteries while attending a private school for reformed meth addicts and crack whores.
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Yeah.
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First Blood. Rambo: First Blood II... Rambo III??? They should just call this one "Rambo IV: First Blood: III". Joking aside, they REALLY should've called it "Last Blood".
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Yearrgghhhh!!!
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I've got a little problem here...
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Well personally I think JOHN RAMBO was the wrong name for this movie anyway. Yes, the idea of a Rambo version of ROCKY BALBOA is cool, but the problem is, that's obviously not what this movie is. It's a movie about Rambo slaughtering a bunch of dudes because they killed some missionaries. To give it a title that implies it is the summation of John Rambo's life and end to his story, like some kind of UNFORGIVEN for the Rambo series, would be real exciting until we all see the movie and then complain that it didn't live up to its title.
Unless Rambo dies in this one, and does not come back. Then that will be a pretty bad title. -
This time its not as personal as the previous time but still pretty darn intrusive.
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I guess it's better than Westing Ham.
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They have systematically ruined all their movies chances during marketing on all their movies.
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"Wumbo, what bring you luck?"
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Into the Bush. Return to the Bush. Up in the Bush. Beyond the Bush. Land of the Bush. Wrath of the Bush. The Bush and the Darkness. Battle of the Bush
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If there's grass on the field, play ball. Anything goes in Burma! The villian will be played by a bionic Chris Hansen.
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Soundtrack by MC Hammer.
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Ok, I'm done
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Kosher CPA. This time they pushed him to far!
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Throw Fred Ward a bone.
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John Rambo. Decorated vietnam veteran. Now, he's popping and locking for those who can't step for themselves. For justice. For what's right.
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Not a spoiler, because I really don't know, but reading between the lines of some of Sly's Q&A I definitely got that impression.
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"Nobody puts Trautman in the corner."
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John Rambo. To be on his bad side is to be decapitated.
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This time, he's fighting for truth. Justice. And the sheer visceral thrill of tearing out throats. And for ham.
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Neither--it's camouflage Rambo, and by the time you read this, you're finishing the sentence with your head rolling on the ground, bitch.
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John seen a lot but this takes the cake.
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When you're pushed...killin's as easy as eatin' really good ham.
We want to borrow your boat and go upriver.
To where?
Burma.
Burma ain't got good ham. -
Think Brad Wesley's dead? Think again. He's been living in Burma, making lowly bakers and potterers pay him a tithe...until now. Until Rambo.
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The novel for "Rambo: First Blood Part II" clearly indicates that "rarely, on occasion, he'd masturbate."
No joke. -
Woody. Buzz. Rambo. Friends forever. To hell and beyond. Sheriff. Space Ranger. Soldier. Total fucking destruction! And ham.
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Oct 12, 2007 2:36:50 PM CDT
I told you I'd do what I could to get you the hell out of here,
by abominable snowcone
Now eat this ham.
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In the darkest jungles of Burma...a jar of horseradish runs empty...and the world's most dangerous man...is reborn...for HAM.
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Rambo gotta eat, even when there's no ham available.
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Not Burmese-style bacon ... actual Burmese bacon. Don't ask.
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Gotta give those monks credit. They got more balls than Rambo.
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Oct 12, 2007 2:45:49 PM CDT
Photo of Rambo and mercenaries at stallonezone.com
by abominable snowcone
But no photos of ham...
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Rated G for gore
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Who the fuck is Tyler Perry?
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I lied
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Well, we did it! JOHN RAMBO is back as the film's title.
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"We've only just begun"
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http://tinyurl.com/2wkhax
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Too long? Not to worry, it easily abbreviates to RBDHUATWTHAB.
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God that was shite!
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...Shower and Slaughter.
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"That computer's gay."
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one evening upon walking his dog to hell, he was surprised by Satan, who stole his dog, inducing the timeless AFI certified lines that is in the trailer "I want my dog back!!!!"... all this talk about the score... don't you guys know that...
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Oct 12, 2007 3:45:29 PM CDT
New Rambo film to feature the original movie soundtrack done by
by the_man_from_rio
IN RAMBOS...oh man...i'm patting myself on the back for this one.
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but someone saw that i was gonna make an awesome post, and clearly, i was sabotaged.
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A case of mistaken identity throws a average tourist into a hellish world of mayhem! This time, its too late to call the embassy.
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I like this one.
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I hear he crys.
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whats with the changing of the titles...this movie has had about 8 different titles..John Rambo was the only one that sounded good, I hope this reporting is a fake.
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I AM THE LAW!!!
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swing it, it'll sell.
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GREAT FUKIN MEATLOAF ALBUM!!!!
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Didn't know you wuz German, sir.
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my back.
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Just like Chuck Norris
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Oct 12, 2007 5:14:39 PM CDT
Rambo : He chose HD-DVD and went to hell and back to tell you wh
by billypilgrim
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turning sheep violators into red swiss cheese
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I heard this from a reliable source.
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RAMBO VS. POLAR BEARS. HELL YEAH.
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With Mr. T filling in for the dearly departed Ossie Davis
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What? It's already been done?
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Oct 12, 2007 5:46:33 PM CDT
RAMBO: IN THE PG-13 BURGER KING GLASS EXTRAVARAMA
by grammaton cleric binks
Do we really expect another R-rated Rambo flick?
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Oct 12, 2007 5:48:04 PM CDT
RAMBO: TO FROGTOWN AND BACK SINCE HELL WENT THERE
by grammaton cleric binks
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Oct 12, 2007 5:52:11 PM CDT
Seriously though, I want to see it but Sly, lose this sucky titl
by grammaton cleric binks
That's al
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But whatever, I'll still go see Rambo kill commies, facists, terrorists, whatever, dead as hell. The fact that this title is stupid as hell doesn't change that.
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Dexter is gonna FUCK HIM UP
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Wow has nobody seen the Get A Brain Guy? Hint: Put away the self righteous 'tude, Google "get a brain morans", sit back and let the popular culture seep in...
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He's ready to do Tango and Cash Two
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in a jungle fight to the death?
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I'm trying to get a porno thing goin on there and you are all here jerkin' off about RAMBO: TRAUTMAN'S GONNA GET SOME here
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Oct 12, 2007 6:47:47 PM CDT
RAMBO: THE BIG OLD 'FAKE-TITLE-TO-GET-THE-GEEKS-INTERESTED-AGAIN
by specktron
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"Hi Harry, what do you think the title should be? I don't know where Die Hard With a Rambo came from, it was the lawyers." "I know, JOHN RAMBO! Sound Good??" = nothing new and major profile from nothing. Brilliantly executed by Sly. Big audiences of folks who now think he listens.
Clap-clap. Not having a dig though - its textbook! -
Starring Jamie Alexander
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Oct 12, 2007 7:15:03 PM CDT
BIG OLD FAKE TITTIES TO GET THE GEEKS INTERESTED?
by the winged doucheman
Oh...title...nevermind.
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Thats it I'm out.
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Call Sam,....he'll let him use it!
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I WILL NOT BE WATCHING THIS EMPTY VILE PIECE OF SHIT.
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But seriously, "John Rambo" was the best title ever. Why change it?
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Rambo: "I wanna strut"
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Rambo falls in love with another local culture.
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Or...
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Take your pick.
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"When you eat after midnight, killing is as easy as breathing."
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Rambo: Toolin' Back That's all I got.
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stallone is disgusting to view. I couldn't look at him for an hour and a half.
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Klatuu lands on Earth on a mission of peace. Rambo takes the place of Gort. Destroys most of the planet.
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Rocky Balboa came and then went practically unnoticed.
It hardly made a splash.
And it wasn't much an accomplishment, financially or artistically.
What makes you think this one will be any different? -
To Burma and Back.
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or Rambo:YEA Im Still Alive!!
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Oct 13, 2007 4:40:10 AM CDT
Rambo:turning burmanese i think im turning burmanese i really th
by syco
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Take that ahnold!
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Yeah, that'll do - exhausted now
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Oh what a night
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Even Rambo likes a sale.
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Oct 13, 2007 8:19:00 AM CDT
RAMBO WOULD BE WORKING FOR BLACKWATER IN THE REAL WORLD
by bringingsexyback
He'd be making $100 million easy
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Rambo charges by the ham.
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So I haven't seen a picture on the internet. So shoot me. Actually though it is pretty funny. Did you ever see the one from the Bush/Gore Florida fiasco with some ahem moran holding a sign stating "I only got to vote once." Yeah, lady, you and the rest of the country. Google it, and take a look. I think it's been photoshopped since it first came out, the sign in back specificaly, but the one in front is real.
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Oct 13, 2007 10:50:37 AM CDT
Get Thai'd! Rambo gets his kicks above the waistline, Sunshine!
by uncapie
You're talking to Rambo whose moves are among the purist! This is a show that's got everything, but Yul Brynner.
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How obscure!
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Rambo gains 40 pounds and fights Robert DeNiro!
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Rambo was a fish out of water story, just like Beverly Hills Cop. The sequels failed because, they went for action pieces instead of following the format. Rambo: War God with no jungle and war to fight. Beverly Hills Cop: Poor Black Witty Cop in Rich white Conservative Locale.
Rambo 2 should have been John Rambo reinlisting in the army and finding out war is all computers, guided missiles, and intelligence now. Grenades and machetes don't cut it. Again he is a fish out of water. Great Setup.
Beverly Hills Cop 2 should have been Axel returning to Detroit after becoming a successful P.I. in Beverly Hills. He finds the crooks are now younger, gang related, heavily armed, and allot smarter. He has to figure out who killed his former black police captain and learn to be a real black man and cop(no cushy desk job and luxury suv) again. Fish out of water again. And he is still a Beverly Hills Cop.
Too bad, some coke head will eff up both sequels.
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Rambo Brite: Somewhere Over The Rambo
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I Love Rambo, My Little Rambo, Rambo Knows Best, The Adventures of Rambo and Harriet, the Johnna Rambo show, The Life of Rambo, I Married Rambo, I Dream of Rambo, Get Rambo, My Favorite Rambo, Rambo's Island, My Living Rambo, Rambotman, The Man From R.A.M.B.O., Rambo for The Defense, I-Rambo, Secret Rambo Man, Jonny Rambo, The Ramstones, The Jetbos, Huckleberry Rambo, Yogi Rambo, Ruff'n'Rambo, Captain Kangaramboo, My Three Rambos, Petticoat Rambo, CPO Rambo, The John Comedy Rambo Hour, Rambo-In, The Hollywood Rambowl...
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because, you know, someone had to say it.
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IF greasy mustard chicken dies, IT DIES.
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Oct 13, 2007 10:34:35 PM CDT
RAMBO IN REAL LIFE, RAMBO'S WILD WEST COMEDY, RAMBO AND THE REAL
by snakecharmer
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Oct 13, 2007 10:36:41 PM CDT
RAMBO: A LOVE STORY, RAMBO: 28 YEARS LATER, RAMBO: DRIVING MS. D
by snakecharmer
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couldnt get away.
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"Telling Gringos to go to hell? You first!" KA-BOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
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yyyyesssssssssssssss
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Or anyone on here will to stab that gayformers motherfucker.
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Chun would totally own Johnny. By making him watch soap operas.
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Or, by now -- John Rambo is certainly enough of a "Golden Ager" that fans shouldn't expect him to maintain that sinewy musculature . . . so let's call the movie RAMBO HAS A BEER GUT.
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Oct 14, 2007 7:00:33 AM CDT
Rambo: You'll be Goddamned lucky he doesnt killy every one of yo
by moondoggy2u
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I'd rather watch Kwai Chang Cain vs Remo.
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