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Universal Shows Us What Happens When No One Gets JURASSIC PARK 4 Up & Running: LAND OF THE LOST!! With Will Ferrell!!

Merrick again...

Brad Silberling (LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS) will direct a $100,000,000 (you read the right) adaptation of the Kroft's NBC Saturday morning series LAND OF THE LOST for Universal.

You know I couldn't resist YouTubing this one. Sorry...it was calling me, and I couldn't say "no".


As a kid, I was always terribly confounded by the show's second season re-conception . Check out the Season 2 title sequence for comparison:


WTF is that about? Anyway, back to the movie:

Adaptation by Chris Henchy and Dennis McNicholas revolves around a disgraced paleontologist, his assistant and a macho tour guide who find themselves in a strange world inhabited by dinosaurs, monkey people and reptilian Sleestaks.

...says THIS ARTICLE in Variety.

So, you read the article clipping: they promised us Sleestacks. We'd better get Sleestacks. I once had a teacher who looked like a Sleestack. She was a real bitch.

I wonder if Haley Joel Osment is too old to play Chaka?

Here's a full episode. It has Skylons in it. Wait...huh?





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Craptacular!!!
by screamster101
Oct 10th, 2007
09:10:16 AM
Ferrell is the new Chevy Chase
by scratcher
Oct 10th, 2007
09:11:10 AM
Dinosaurs, Banjos, shitty effects....if it aint broke dont fix i
by LORDRANDO
Oct 10th, 2007
09:13:52 AM
Gotta love Sleestacks...
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 10th, 2007
09:17:52 AM
Lost Tv Show Ripoff?
by screamster101
Oct 10th, 2007
09:18:49 AM
FUCK NO!!!!! FUCK NO!!!!! FUCK NO!!!! FUCK NO!!!!!
by gruntybear
Oct 10th, 2007
09:21:44 AM
Wow, the German titles of it are waaaaaaaay different!
by DerLanghaarige
Oct 10th, 2007
09:26:06 AM
I'm still waiting for the first 1 billion dollar budget movie.
by Stalin vs Predator
Oct 10th, 2007
09:26:24 AM
Scratcher...
by Agent Blue
Oct 10th, 2007
09:29:45 AM
***** I'd much rather see a TUROK live action flick! *****
by JDanielP
Oct 10th, 2007
09:32:25 AM
Blades Of Glory Rules
by www.valiens.com
Oct 10th, 2007
09:35:02 AM
YES!!!!
by Anna Valerious
Oct 10th, 2007
09:36:40 AM
Wait, just a minute
by Mundungus
Oct 10th, 2007
09:37:01 AM
John Milius
by Blood T Cat
Oct 10th, 2007
09:38:47 AM
Oh, I get. Pop was Marshall Marshall.
by Mundungus
Oct 10th, 2007
09:39:29 AM
JP4
by PotSmokinAlien
Oct 10th, 2007
09:40:05 AM
Elektra Woman & Dyna Girl
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
09:42:09 AM
Anna Valerious
by Mundungus
Oct 10th, 2007
09:50:37 AM
Greatest Earthquake Ever Known! lol!
by FILMFUNK
Oct 10th, 2007
09:51:22 AM
What's scary is...I remember season two
by zacdilone
Oct 10th, 2007
09:54:52 AM
Starring WESLEY
by zacdilone
Oct 10th, 2007
09:55:27 AM
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
by Pound Sand
Oct 10th, 2007
09:58:33 AM
My favorite shows as a child. They will fuck this up.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Oct 10th, 2007
10:02:01 AM
Stop Raping My Childhood
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 10th, 2007
10:02:05 AM
Clint Howard as "Chaka."
by Uncapie
Oct 10th, 2007
10:02:22 AM
give the money to darfur relief
by ironic_name
Oct 10th, 2007
10:03:10 AM
Forget the Knight Rider remake
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 10th, 2007
10:05:32 AM
Making "Land of the Lost" with a Big Budget...
by bobbyjoe
Oct 10th, 2007
10:06:22 AM
Clint Howard won't even need makeup
by Grammaton Cleric Binks
Oct 10th, 2007
10:06:41 AM
Hot Future Holly
by Mundungus
Oct 10th, 2007
10:09:11 AM

by ironic_name
Oct 10th, 2007
10:14:13 AM
That was one of the better episodes
by Rupee88
Oct 10th, 2007
10:17:49 AM
Fuck this...Where's my DR. SHRINKER movie starring Bill Nighy?
by SpyGuy
Oct 10th, 2007
10:21:08 AM
Land of the Lost
by The Alienist
Oct 10th, 2007
10:29:59 AM
Fuck that...Where's my FAR OUT SPACE NUTS movie starring Luiz Gu
by Lance Rocke
Oct 10th, 2007
10:33:21 AM
a hundred million...?
by MC-909
Oct 10th, 2007
10:34:31 AM
This is great, tripping down memory lane . . .
by Nice Marmot
Oct 10th, 2007
10:44:51 AM
Didn't Ringo Star already make this movie?
by INWOsuxRED
Oct 10th, 2007
10:56:20 AM
maybe if farrel plays a concerned dad
by LarryTheCableGuy
Oct 10th, 2007
10:57:57 AM
oh noes! they are raping my shitty crap FX chilrens tv show!! ca
by BMacSmith
Oct 10th, 2007
11:04:18 AM
Uncle Jack = Flames on Optimus
by Diagnostic
Oct 10th, 2007
11:05:13 AM
screw this
by DeadPanWalking
Oct 10th, 2007
11:16:23 AM
lol, loved land of the lost, great show
by greekopa
Oct 10th, 2007
11:19:47 AM
If it has Ferrel, the acting will be worse than the original!
by rectalscan
Oct 10th, 2007
11:20:10 AM
Deja Vu all over again
by 0dd
Oct 10th, 2007
11:28:19 AM
damn...
by 0dd
Oct 10th, 2007
11:29:46 AM
Steve Austin?
by blackshuck
Oct 10th, 2007
11:38:31 AM
it was season 3 not 2
by strangernparadis
Oct 10th, 2007
11:40:19 AM
SHIA LEBOOT AS WESLEY; MEGAN FOX AS HOLLY!!!
by Pennsy
Oct 10th, 2007
11:41:18 AM
WILL FERRELL AS THE 'SUPERTRAIN' CONDUCTOR!
by Pennsy
Oct 10th, 2007
11:42:36 AM
Isn't that season 3's opening?
by The Moseph
Oct 10th, 2007
11:52:44 AM
The closing song
by blackshuck
Oct 10th, 2007
12:10:58 PM
The closing song
by zacdilone
Oct 10th, 2007
12:19:10 PM
Ah yes, Skylons...
by Kid Z
Oct 10th, 2007
12:36:03 PM
Remember about 3 seasons in...
by Kid Z
Oct 10th, 2007
12:46:57 PM
Mundungus...
by Anna Valerious
Oct 10th, 2007
12:56:30 PM
Here's some even more obscure stuff about Wesley...
by themikejonas
Oct 10th, 2007
01:00:53 PM
Another thing about Wesley Eure (Which is his last name)
by Anna Valerious
Oct 10th, 2007
01:13:37 PM
Farrell just needs his own Evan Almighty
by Trader Groucho 2
Oct 10th, 2007
01:24:41 PM
Better uses of $100,000,000...
by bookerthuffman
Oct 10th, 2007
01:39:11 PM
Please. Just stop all the fucking bitching
by slone13
Oct 10th, 2007
01:48:46 PM
inwosux
by skimn
Oct 10th, 2007
02:07:34 PM
Whoa... did someone mention Electra Woman & Dyna-Girl?
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:15:05 PM
Rafting, Banjo music, freaks and the Land of the Lost?
by TheNorthlander
Oct 10th, 2007
02:30:52 PM
It was all about the remake.
by iamnicksaicnsn
Oct 10th, 2007
02:38:42 PM
Bill Laimbeer?
by Hellboy
Oct 10th, 2007
02:38:57 PM
What about BIGFOOT AND WILDBOY?
by Bass Bastardson
Oct 10th, 2007
02:51:29 PM
re: bacci40 & Danger Island...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
03:32:53 PM
Where is my Big John/Little John remake?
by Bubba Gillman
Oct 10th, 2007
03:49:41 PM
Man eating chickens..
by Photosuperstar
Oct 10th, 2007
04:04:07 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by FatRat
Oct 10th, 2007
04:11:35 PM
Other ideas
by FatRat
Oct 10th, 2007
04:14:03 PM
Another great idea
by FatRat
Oct 10th, 2007
04:16:53 PM
re: bacci40 & Danger Island
by Wyrdy the Gerbil
Oct 10th, 2007
04:35:53 PM
Rather than a Turok film...
by cornponious
Oct 10th, 2007
04:41:49 PM
Herculiods is what we need....
by BangoSkank
Oct 10th, 2007
04:59:07 PM
I WAS 4 YEARS OLD AND USED TO LAUGH AT HOW BAD THIS SHOW WAS
by CopOnTheEdge
Oct 10th, 2007
05:03:22 PM
well... my parents are foreign so that makes it ok...
by chiahead
Oct 10th, 2007
05:35:30 PM
Bay City Rollers Saturday Morning Show reimagined...
by EriamJH
Oct 10th, 2007
05:56:25 PM
The only thing that'll cost a billion dollars around here
by Quin the Eskimo
Oct 10th, 2007
06:23:10 PM
What the Godless Hordes is next?
by The Duke Of Madness
Oct 10th, 2007
06:33:49 PM
Wasn't this remade in the late eighties or nineties.
by rbatty024
Oct 10th, 2007
06:58:35 PM
There's no way on Earth
by Merkin Muffley
Oct 10th, 2007
07:21:49 PM
PFFFFFT!
by skoobyx
Oct 10th, 2007
07:54:05 PM
Can "Doctor Shrinker (He's the madman with an evil mind)" be far
by Yeti
Oct 10th, 2007
07:55:30 PM
HR Puffnstuff is next! But who to play Witchypoo?
by Yeti
Oct 10th, 2007
07:58:45 PM
Bets on how far in the movie before Ferrell is in his underwear
by rhcp2sweet
Oct 10th, 2007
09:33:03 PM
Can "WonderBug" be far behind?
by Mr Incredible
Oct 10th, 2007
11:04:28 PM
Where is the ARK II feature film?
by Sir Loin
Oct 10th, 2007
11:08:23 PM
I hope you are kidding about Will Farrell...
by chrisd
Oct 11th, 2007
12:28:40 AM
Land of the Lost sucked SO bad
by Boromir
Oct 11th, 2007
01:03:00 AM
Ron Harper as Uncle Jack
by Poloboy
Oct 11th, 2007
01:52:31 AM
starring "wesley" as will marshall
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
02:03:16 AM
"The Banana Splits" movie
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
02:13:24 AM
"The Herculoids" "Space Ghost" "Johnny Quest"
by JimmyJoe RedSky
Oct 11th, 2007
02:18:40 AM
I can't believe they're not giving the Batman treatment...
by Breotan
Oct 11th, 2007
06:36:18 AM
The Foo Fighters
by Engelhast
Oct 11th, 2007
07:53:18 AM
If they make then they should end it like this:
by mrfan
Oct 11th, 2007
09:45:22 AM
Fast-moving Sleezestacks or slow-moving Sleezestacks?
by dxf138
Oct 11th, 2007
10:28:59 AM
Seth Rogen in Lidsville...
by Engelhast
Oct 11th, 2007
10:30:27 AM
Is there a way
by SpanksterOfLove
Oct 11th, 2007
10:34:49 AM
I never missed Land Of The Lost
by garofellatio
Oct 11th, 2007
11:03:47 AM
Oh and
by garofellatio
Oct 11th, 2007
11:05:52 AM
Am I the only one who loved the 90s version?
by Novaman5000
Oct 11th, 2007
02:16:22 PM
A Jurassic Mistake
by moviemo
Oct 11th, 2007
02:18:27 PM
And seriously, where is JP4?
by Novaman5000
Oct 11th, 2007
02:19:51 PM
$100,000,000 budget, WTF?????
by Violator90
Oct 11th, 2007
06:07:15 PM
Didn't anyone learn anything from GRINDHOUSE?
by thegreatwhatzit
Oct 11th, 2007
06:53:30 PM
Will this be...
by REDD
Oct 11th, 2007
10:07:49 PM
Whe does...
by REDD
Oct 11th, 2007
10:10:50 PM

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