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Holy Smoke!!! Quint visits with Steven Spielberg on the INDIANA JONES 4 set!!! Plus news on TINTIN & TRANSFORMERS 2!!!

Published at: Sept. 14, 2010, 1:18 p.m. CST by quint

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Okay, here’s the deal. I didn’t know I was going to LA until 5pm yesterday. I heard a rumor that AICN might have an invite to something regarding INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL the day before, but it was Monday that I got the confirmation and I was on a plane less than 12 hours later. You can’t pass that up, right? I show up on the Universal backlot and meet up with some colleagues from JoBlo, Chud, IGN, ComingSoon, LatinoReview, IESB and Slashfilm. We met at Amblin and met a van that took us to the INDIANA JONES set. Now, don’t get your hopes up. The closest we got was the catering. They treated us to some of the most elaborate and amazing catering I’ve ever seen. We’re talking flames, vegetables of all sorts, meats of all sorts, pastas with different sauces, multiple chefs… it was a huge production. Around us were a dozen commies grabbing some grub, most of them actually speaking Russian… Mind you when I say “commie” I mean Red soldiers, dressed for the film. I got to say hi to Laurent Bouzereau, who runs all of Spielberg’s DVD stuff. I got to chat him up a bit on the WAR OF THE WORLDS set visit and he struck me as being just as cool of a guy now as he did then. Just laid back, loving what he’s doing. We talked a little about the CLOSE ENCOUNTERS Blu-Ray release and he said it’s amazing, the HD transfer absolutely gorgeous. Anyway, we all eat our awesome catering and suddenly we’re told it’s time to go back. It seemed like a rush and we soon found out why. “Hey, isn’t that John Hurt?” Yep. He had long hair and possibly a long Van Dyke, but it might have been a full beard. I didn’t get much more than a glimpse at him. He was in full costume. Dirty, earth tones. Very in keeping with the INDIANA JONES palate. His hair looked greasy and unkempt. I don’t think he’s been living in the lap of luxury. “Hey, isn’t that Shia?” And Shia LaBeouf runs past. Clean shaven, hair liberally oiled, but he’s been getting dirty, too. So, it was clear why we were rushed out of the tent. The A-list was coming to eat… And yes, that included Dr. Henry Jones Jr. I won’t say that the van full of internet geeks became screaming girls, but the geek-o-meter was turned up to 11 when we all turned back and saw Harrison Ford walking the catering line and ending up at the ham station. He was in full costume. Fedora, loosely buttoned tan shirt, brown pants, brown shoes, whip… the whole nine yards. Okay, so we were like a van full of 12 year olds that just saw Justin Timberlake walk by. I admit it. It couldn’t have been planned better. It’s like a ride. We got just enough of a glimpse to get us excited and then the van pulled away. We were buzzing with each other about seeing Indiana Jones in the flesh when we were escorted into the Amblin screening room. We weren’t in there long when we were told that “he is less than 2 minutes away.” That “he” was Steven Spielberg who popped into the room from a door close to the front and greeted us all. He went down the row and shook everybody’s hand and asked what outlet they were with, occasionally throwing in “I know you!” or “I’ve read that site!” as he shook hands. Nobody was prepared. We were told in advance that this was something we weren’t supposed to write about, so nobody brought a tape recorder or prepared questions. We were told afterwards we could write about our day, so you’ll have to excuse any hazy recollections or non-direct quotes. Spielberg pulled up a chair and sat, facing us, answering questions as he personally autographed INDIANA JONES 4 posters for each of us. None of knew this was a Q&A so when he went quiet there’s a long pause, so I blurted out something like “I can’t wait to see Marion back.” Spielberg laughed and said she’s great and then asked if we knew about her clothing line. She has been out of acting for a while because she was concentrating on her own line. She hand knits for it, even. My other question to him was regarding Drew Struzan returning to make up the INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL poster. “Is Drew returning for the poster?” Without missing a beat Spielberg said without a doubt. He said he can’t make an INDIANA JONES movie without John Williams’ score, he can’t make one without Michael Kahn editing and it wouldn’t be an INDIANA JONES movie if Drew Struzan didn’t do the poster art. Other topics brought up included his working relationship with George Lucas and if Spielberg was pressured to shoot INDY 4 digitally. Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.” He said that with a laugh. He clearly had a lot of love for Lucas, calling him his brother and partner. His argument against digital is the picture doesn’t seem alive. He said you could sit in the front row of a digital film and see the digital artifacts and you can sit in the front row of a movie shot on film and see the chemicals in the film. The image on the screen could be a static shot of a man that never blinks, but when it’s film and it’s been through the chemical process the image is alive. You can see the chemical process after effects and even if nothing else is moving, the film has a life. So he said he’s still the only filmmaker that cuts on a Movieola, cuts on film, and he’ll be the last person in the world to make a live action movie shot digitally. That said, he talked about his future work on TINTIN. That’s all Performance Capture, but it’s an animated film. He stressed that his live-action stuff will always be film. On TINTIN he confirmed that he is directing one, Peter Jackson is directing the other and if they don’t get the person they want to film the 3rd then they’re just going to co-direct the third one. Apparently the process is as collaborative as can be. He’ll be there when Peter shoots his, Peter will be there when Spielberg shoots his, etc. Weta will be doing all the performance capture and digital work. Back to INDIANA JONES… Harrison Ford is doing most of his own stunts again. He apparently just shot a fight scene and Spielberg said he could pull film from LAST CRUSADE and compare it to what was just shot and not tell the difference in how Harrison moves as Indiana Jones. On the effects: 70% will be practical and 30% digital. On the style: It hasn’t been shot and it won’t be edited like a modern action film. “I’m not going to change my style.” He said he likes to give audiences a master shot and let them become the editors and decide which of the 8 characters on the screen they’re going to look at. He jabbed at MTV type editing and said this will feel completely within the established INDIANA JONES world. Lucas visited the set 8 times during production and will have a pass at editing. Spielberg said that was a tradition (I’m pretty sure it’s just on their collaborations). He’ll get his cut, one that he’s ready to stand by, and then he’ll ship Michael Kahn and the cut up to the Ranch and give Lucas a go. He said it usually takes him a week and a half and Lucas will send a cut back that’s usually tighter and suggest ideas on different juxtapositions. Spielberg watches the cut and considers the ideas, but if he doesn’t agree with them, he goes back to his cut. Spielberg has final cut on INDY 4. TRANSFORMERS 2 – they’re trying to get it going pre-strike, but if that doesn’t happen then it’ll be held until after negotiations are settled and go then. That’s about all I can remember. It was such a crazy whirlwind. My head’s still spinning. But I’m not done geeking out yet. I’m taking advantage of being in LA and to stay on my Harrison Ford high, I’m going to hit a late screening of the new BLADE RUNNER cut. Can’t wait! -Quint quint@aintitcool.com



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  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:05 p.m. CST

    oh shit

    by AllieJamison

    am I dreaming? My friend sharing this room with me is...so...maybe I am as well. There was a fucking set visit. Can't believe it. Have to read now. Read...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Top Ten!

    by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro

    thats the closes i'm ever gonna get!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Is this movie a Nancy Drew tie in?

    by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro

    Because Nancy Drew and the Legend of the Crystal Skull PC game dropped today you know.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:16 p.m. CST

    69 dude!!

    by theonecalledshoe

    I'm not too keen on this sequel business but it's Speilberg doing his thing... I had a couple of dreams (i.e. sleep) some time ago. One was me all hurt and sad that my writings weren't going anyway and Speilberg was around and I just plainly said "I just wanna get my ideas out." We huddled. Much later a following year whatnot I dreamed that I came across him (basically invading his personal space acting like a I knew him and all) and he said with a amusing tone of "You do know you're going to jail right?"

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Michael Kahn still cuts on a Movieola? Damn, that's old school.

    by Lance Rocke

    Must be one nice Movieola...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:19 p.m. CST

    11

    by watchman13

    Gotta Love It

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    "I got to chat him up a bit"

    by BobWalnut

    ...really? Interesting... Been on the boat alone for too long my friend...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST

    We'll be just fine...

    by MC Vamp

    "Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.” " Yeah, we're good. Too bad he didn't direct the prequels...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Aha.

    by AllieJamison

    Aha. So this was rather a Spielberg than a set visit. Interesting. Cool that only a few online folks were invited. Not so cool that the little chat was all there was. Still...thanks for the quick write up. Latino Review -Chavez says they'll be wrapping in two days. Maybe that means we'll get a little 20sec video the end of this week. Would be neat. I hope you told Bouzereau to not fuck this up, Quint.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Spoiler?

    by Toht

    Abner Ravenwood? Might a spoiler warning not have been in order? Or am I the last person to hear this bit?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:36 p.m. CST

    I am comforted

    by freydis

    Still worried, but what can I say, Spielberg's a reassuring guy to have at the helm.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST

    looking forward to this the most next year

    by barnaby jones

    Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.” - thats hilarious.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST

    Toht,

    by raw_bean

    ...you're just the last to hear this. There's been a casting announcement and everything! Unless great efforts are gone to to make some big secret surprise out of it, you can't usually count a 'this actor is playing this character' piece of info as a spoiler.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Fedora actually stapled to Ford's head

    by Anakin Whoopass

    Harrison must love the hat. He has it on in all the behind-camera pics we've seen. I thought maybe it was because of the sun on location but he's even wearing it to lunch at the studio. The only pics I've seen without the hat were with him and Shia on the bike because Indy doesn't wear it in that scene.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:41 p.m. CST

    In order?

    by tme2nsb

    This takes place after all of the other movies...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:42 p.m. CST

    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

    by Playkins

    "...listen to George talk for an hour then say 'no'". That's the funniest thing I've heard all year. I can picture the whole thing.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:44 p.m. CST

    Did Spielberg comment on your name?

    by Kirbymanly

    Your AICN name that is...

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:46 p.m. CST

    Way to go Kahn!

    by hegele

    With the stock strapped around your neck, thats f*ckin filmmaking.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST

    They have final cut already?

    by wadi77

    So will we see the trailer or Thanksgving or Christmas?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST

    In England and Australia

    by Allfather Starr

    To 'chat someone up' is to try to get into their knickers.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones vs Predator

    by theonecalledshoe

    battle of the whips as Indy goes toe to whatever the creature has (ala temple of doom) Indy beats him and the Predator people give him... a lightsaber. Makes me wonder about about a Wookie fighting a Predator. A wookie would more than likely win.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    Sounds like Spielberg is on the right track!

    by odysseus

    Every once in a while I remember there's an Indiana Jones movie being shot RIGHT NOW and I get chills.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    wadi77: Final cut means...

    by Anakin Whoopass

    Having final cut means having the contractual right to control the final content of the film. It doesn't mean it's done or even started.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    Talkback death

    by Bass Bastardson

    What the fuck are you talking about?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    Anakin Whoopass

    by wadi77

    Oh OK. Didn't see it that way. In that case, he always have final cut, except for "Close Encounters" I think.<p>Thanks.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Did anyone ask about that stupid extra who...

    by Bass Bastardson

    Leaked all those spoilers to his local newspaper a few weeks back? I REALLY want to know what has happened to that guy.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    "he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.”

    by C Legion

    That's all I needed to hear. Can't wait for Indy 4.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Tin Tin And the Transformers...

    by Uncapie

    ...playing nightly at the Key Club.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:39 p.m. CST

    I would have to disagree with Spielberg on Drew Struzan.

    by one9deuce

    The three best Indiana Jones posters weren't even done by Drew Struzan. The three best are the RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK release and re-release posters done by Richard Amsel, and the INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM style A release poster done by Stephen Hopkins. I love Drew Struzan's work, and particularly his work on the Indiana Jones films, but having someone else do the poster wouldn't be like having someone besides John Williams do the score or anything. <p> This movie is really pushing it on the ROTLA references. It makes me feel like they are saying "Hey, it's just like in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK!" because this film's story isn't strong enough on it's own. Why is Abner still alive? It's a little too soap opera. Besides, having Abner alive takes away from ROTLA. Now instead of understanding how truly lost and alone Marion is in ROTLA, people will be thinking "But no, her father IS alive!".

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:44 p.m. CST

    This is sounding better and better: Indiana Jones is my hero

    by Stormwatcher

    Of cinema. Favorite character of all time. The DVD set came out the day after a deadly storm in Whistler and I was paniced that it wouldn't arrive on the day. It did. Happyness.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:47 p.m. CST

    I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE HAM STATION

    by Pound Sand

    True Story: Ford really likes the end pieces the best. He says, "the combination of that sweet - salty contrast with the overcooked edge mixes with the rendered pork fat, and makes each bite a sensation." Then, he went back for sixths. Oh, and always stoneground, never Dijon mustard because, "that's for Nazi's." I think he means the actors, but I dunno.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 7:49 p.m. CST

    MTV editing

    by Batutta

    And how does he explain his affiliation with Michael MTV Bay?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:06 p.m. CST

    Yes it's Gabriel Gray

    by Allfather Starr

    The 'wank in your face' line confirmed it. Although reading that script review he posted, it's actually pretty funny. Sorry Mori, if you did write that, ouch! He's tearing it to pieces.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:07 p.m. CST

    WHOOOAAA

    by THE KNIGHT

    WHOOOOOAA!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:19 p.m. CST

    Awesomsomesomeness!

    by Proman1984

    Can't wait to see the movie. Thanks for the report!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:30 p.m. CST

    I'll see it

    by Gozu

    I don't have to like it. Also, Talkback Death is a child molester that denies the Holocaust. Just saying.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:33 p.m. CST

    take off caps lock off TALKBACK

    by T 1000 xp professional

    i get the constant idea that you're screaming everything you are writing. It's a little confusing as if your responses are all a result of turret's syndrome..... in the words of Brick Tamland "LOUD NOISES!"

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST

    take caps lock off* ...damnit

    by T 1000 xp professional

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 8:54 p.m. CST

    "he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.”"

    by biginjapants

    steven, where were you when we needed you?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:03 p.m. CST

    TALKBACK DEATH, how can you type so well with those truckers'...

    by Bronx Cheer

    wangs in your hands?

  • The problem is content. Star Wars Episodes II and III looked fine, the only thing they were lacking in is content. "Once" and "28 Days Later" are good examples of films shot on video that don't suffer for it. The format isn't really what's at issue here and Episodes II and III would have been just as bad on film.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:13 p.m. CST

    Jack Colby: RE: Amsel

    by Mirthquake Cartoons

    Richard Amsel died back in '85, of AIDS. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Richard_Amsel

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:28 p.m. CST

    TALKBACK DEATH...

    by damagedinc

    Have you ever hung out with someone who, in hopes of fitting in with an established crowd, will try to say something funny but instead ends up having their joke crash and burn? And, instead of letting the unfunny joke die and move on (maybe even listening into the conversation and contributing when appropriate), says even more shocking and unfunny things to somehow justify that intial awkward moment? TALKBACK DEATH, you're becoming that guy. It's okay to move on, you're not being a bad-ass. You're just using caps and being unfunny. I know these are just words on a screen, but no one will ever know if you change your talkback name and contribute something positive.

  • I love the bit about him letting George talk for an hour and then just telling him "No." Awesome.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:30 p.m. CST

    that's good to hear

    by vicnameless

    good news all around, i was worried about it getting to digital and i was concerned about the style, and of course Ford's age. i'll be there when this comes out.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:40 p.m. CST

    Avenge the Yankees!

    by thebearovingian

    Play MLB2K7!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Hey TALKBACK DEATH...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...we all know you're Gabriel Gray. But, by chance, are you really Mercier, KOTB?<P>What's your beef anyway, man? Care to share?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:55 p.m. CST

    As if Spielberg would say something like this instead:

    by Bronx Cheer

    "Well, you know how Harrison used to run like he was about to suffer a bout of explosive diarrhea? Well, he's even worse now. I swear, it hurts me to watch him get out of a chair, let alone run." Oh, and why do people forget the Soviets were the ones who defeated Hitler? It really sucks that Spielberg is being an ignoramus. Instead of taking the opportunity to correct some false impressions about WWII, here he is pouring on the anti-Soviet propaganda.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:56 p.m. CST

    WHY IS THIS DEATH DUDE

    by THE KNIGHT

    Being a dumbass? I'm rooting for you SPIELBERG!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 9:58 p.m. CST

    You Blew It Bouzereau!

    by CyberVishnu

    He does all of Spielberg's DVD stuff? Way to fuckin defecate all over the 25th Anniversary of Poltergeist, by letting the fans have some piece of shit transfer with no extras pertaining to the movie. Suck my fat one you cheap dimestore hood!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10 p.m. CST

    one9deuce

    by slone13

    <p>I concur with your statements RE: the non Struzan Indy posters. They happen to be the very same 3 Indiana Jones posters I've got framed hanging on my walls. All 3 have an organic look that Struzan just can't quite capture.</p> <p>I wonder if we see Abner in a "flashback", ala the beginning of Last Crusade when we saw a young Indy. I'll admit I'm having a hard time believing they're gonna be able to make me swallow his "return from the dead". I've always been fascinated by the few lines in Raiders that tell us about Abner and his raising of Marion as well as his relationship with Indy. I do think John Hurt is a really interesting casting choice for the role, but I wonder if Abner Ravenwood was a "character" that was best left having never been seen in the Indiana Jones universe.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10 p.m. CST

    one9deuce

    by slone13

    <p>I concur with your statements RE: the non Struzan Indy posters. They happen to be the very same 3 Indiana Jones posters I've got framed hanging on my walls. All 3 have an organic look that Struzan just can't quite capture.</p> <p>I wonder if we see Abner in a "flashback", ala the beginning of Last Crusade when we saw a young Indy. I'll admit I'm having a hard time believing they're gonna be able to make me swallow his "return from the dead". I've always been fascinated by the few lines in Raiders that tell us about Abner and his raising of Marion as well as his relationship with Indy. I do think John Hurt is a really interesting casting choice for the role, but I wonder if Abner Ravenwood was a "character" that was best left having never been seen in the Indiana Jones universe.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:04 p.m. CST

    TALKBACK DEATH part 2

    by damagedinc

    If Moriarty's script sucks, so what? This doesn't make him a hypocrite, he's still a great critic and a good read. Artists and art critics work on different planes. I'm a huge Black Sabbath fan, but I would never trust a single band that any member would recommend to me today, not even Tony Iommi. Lester Bangs was a great rock writer, but his band didn't reinvent the wheel either. But at the end of the day, I'd trust Lester Bangs' word on music over Sabbath's. As for yourself, you can post all the invective you want but I'm sure you've got more to say than that.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST

    OK, TALKBACK DEATH but...

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    ...you didn't answer my initial question. Does the name "Mercier, KOTB" ring a bell?<P>Do you write scripts, TALKBACK DEATH? Are they of any particular magnificence?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:18 p.m. CST

    I'm with damagedinc. Mori is the only reason I still come to thi

    by Bronx Cheer

    Drew writes good reviews. There's actual thinking behind his words. He's got some talent, and he also continues to produce. What TBD is up to is at best immature and rude, and at worst libelous and dastardly.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:20 p.m. CST

    Mercier you rule!

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Good to have you back, hasn't been the same without you, etc. etc. xoxo

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST

    I hope he doesn't forget the Wilhelm Scream

    by Osmosis Jones

    I heard it while watching The Invisible on DVD tonight. Ahhh-AHHHH-ahhh!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:41 p.m. CST

    Drew wrote a bad script? So does Paul Haggis. But I like Drew.

    by BringingSexyBack

    I WANK AND WANK IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AND LAUGH AND FUCKING LAUGHED!!! <P>Ahh... that feels much better.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Quint, you're a lucky man.

    by TattooedBillionaire

    It's not everday that movie fans get to see Mr. Ford dressed up as Indy. That's pretty damn sweet. Awesome wrap-up, by the way. I just keep getting more excited about this thing.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    i hope he uses his whip alot

    by LarryTheCableGuy

    in this one. thats the one thing he can do no matter how old he gets. unless he has arthritus. anyway if he does some cool whip tricks he might bring whips back. whips are cool.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:43 p.m. CST

    Talkback Death pt 3

    by damagedinc

    Yeah, his script is up for critique...and in this case it did bad. No one is arguing that the script is good or bad, but his reviews have been solid for years. I would maybe argue that here and there they've begun to slip a little and when that's the case it seems like the review wasn't a priority. And sometimes he's into a certain kind of movie that I'm not interested in (most recently "Lust, Caution). But he almost always provides a good rationale for why he likes this movie or that. He's a solid reviewer by anyone's standards. This is getting pretty rediculous because now this Talkback is getting to be less and less about Indiana Jones and that just sucks.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST

    More importantly, Drew .... this new Talkback look really SUCKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    What the hell was the update all about?

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST

    One last response to TBD

    by Bronx Cheer

    I have seen on a number of occasions Tbers offer constructive criticism and he takes it like a grown-up. But leave it to that, then. Criticize his writing. Don't create a smear campaign (as you have done).</p> <p>I have stated many times in the past that I am in complete disagreement with the ethics of this site. I come here for the sparking wit and conversation of TBers such as yourself. I think it is very hypocritical to spotlight other's projects, but when it comes to Harry's ventures into filmmaking, there's not a peep out of anyone here. And there is an unacceptable amount of homophobic and locker room humor on this site for it to be taken seriously.</P> <p>But it's got some entertainment value, and while I don't come around much anymore (probably to the great pleasure of the regulars), I was bored tonight and stopped in.</p> Now please wipe off that cum that's dribbling down your chin and take a pill and go to sleep. (See, I understand you fancy a bit of the penis yourself.) Gulp.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:47 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE BOTTLE OF ROGAINE

    by BringingSexyBack

    Rogaine now comes in an easy to apply mousse. Available at all CVS and Rite Aid stores today.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:48 p.m. CST

    I still recmember the feeling of walking out of the Bruin in Wes

    by Bronx Cheer

    after seeing Raiders for the first time. They've never gotten close to capturing that magic, and they never can. It was a special film that came out at just the right time. Just like Star Wars, it was movie magic.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Drew's review got me to go see YUMA and EASTERN PROMISES

    by BringingSexyBack

    this past weekend. Eastern ROCKED, Cronenberg and Viggo are gonna have a very successful future together.<p> YUMA had so many illogical missteps I would've walked out if it weren't for the great performances by Bale, Crowe and Foster.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:52 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE WONDERFUL CATERED LUNCH

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy should be sucking on dates and chewing tree bark, not sitting in an air conditioned tent eating catered lunch. The magic is gone.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    Using Last Crusade as a reference is Spielberg's fatal mistake

    by BringingSexyBack

    He should go back to Temple of Doom as reference for this movie. That was the quintessential Indy movie. Shia will ruin this with his oiled up fro.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:07 p.m. CST

    Talkback Death / Gabriel Gray - did Drew tap your shoes at the a

    by BringingSexyBack

    Why so much hate for a good guy like Drew? We all know him here primarily as AICN co-honcho, and reviewer extraordinaire, with a curiously funny penchant for smacking down some unruly Talkbackers from time to time. So what if he wrote a bad script? He's a good guy, who's good to his wife and kid. Quit shittin on him already and have some fun on the Talkbacks he generously gives us. Peace!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:08 p.m. CST

    That's "tap your shoes at the airport bathroom"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Stupid new format.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:09 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE BADLY WRITTEN SCRIPT

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy says ... no need to crucify the guy!

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:11 p.m. CST

    Bronx Cheer - I come to the TBs to talk to horse fuckers

    by BringingSexyBack

    Can't find them anywhere else but here.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    Drew, I think you should write some porn scripts

    by BringingSexyBack

    Porns need good scripts to elevate it back to a respectable artform. Just please leave the gagging and spitting out. That's fucking disgusting.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    QUINT YOU BASTARD!!!

    by Laserbrain

    Very jealous. Congratulations. :)

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:32 p.m. CST

    Christ the TalkBack guy is a tool.

    by Datascream

    someone ban this guy please.

  • Oct. 9, 2007, 11:49 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE LUNCH BUFFET

    by ironic_name

    COOL.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:03 a.m. CST

    How much more proof do we need of Lucas's suckage?

    by performingmonkey

    Thank the Christ-child Spielberg can say 'no' to him. He's probably the only person in the world who can, simply because Indy would be nothing without the 'Berg. If Lucas can't see why it's a crap idea to shoot Indy digitally then there is officially no hope for him. Spielberg's going old school on all our asses! I can't wait to see the results.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:04 a.m. CST

    Speaking of those who love on the horses...

    by damagedinc

    Whatever happened to that Equinas dude? That whole talkback was like a bad italian horror movie on acid.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:04 a.m. CST

    BSB, there's that too.

    by Bronx Cheer

    Mori's writing, awesome Talkbackers, and Horsefuckers. Thanks for reminding me.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:07 a.m. CST

    by damagedinc

    maybe this talkback will turn into a "greatest hits" of talkbacks...someone can mention the fateful day when Harry said that George Lucas raped his childhood and having that still ring on 5 years later.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:50 a.m. CST

    Hasselhoff, NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by The Atomic Worm

    http://tinyurl.com/3yayqo

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:54 a.m. CST

    T R A N S M O R P H E R S 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    yay

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:03 a.m. CST

    Jumper trailer is online

    by wadi77

    http://www.jumperthemovie.com/

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST

    Why on earth

    by JiveTalker

    are they making Transformers 2? (Besides money of course). If ever a sequel never needed to exist, it's this one...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:04 a.m. CST

    Quint, you forgot to ask him the question whether that idiot Tyl

    by BadWaldosRevenge

    ...replaced by another talented extra specializing in Russian dance or a scene cut out altogether because of the spoiler leaked to the Midwest newspaper by the kid (despite he being 24-yo) who sabotaged his budding film acting career in the process. Why didn't Quint ask him about the pathetic incident of NDA violation? Does he fear Spielberg's wrath if the forbidden question were asked? Anyway, it turns out Spielberg is a pretty mellow guy. Even though he remains the most powerful Hollywood producer with the ability to decide who gets blacklisted so they can't work in Tinseltown even if a lowly production assistant talks shit bashing Hollywood's favorite choice for "hyena-laughing elitist shill" presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. I hope Spielberg teams up with James Cameron -- maybe exec-produce Battle Angel Alita trilogy. Can't wait to see Drew S.'s Indy 4 poster, he's an extremely talented legend. As for the movie, I'm reserved. No excitement. I refuse to see live-action Transformers 'cause Michael Bay is a H-A-C-K.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:12 a.m. CST

    By the way, I have greater respect for Spielberg

    by BadWaldosRevenge

    ...because he sticks to old school filmmaking -- old-school film editing and traditional 35mm film stock rather than go digital. A true connoisseur. I love the analog technology as well and I still miss laserdisc a great deal since it "passed" away 7 years ago. Laserdisc kicks DVD's ass anyway in terms of visual-audio quality. Although I wish Hollywood FX would focus on developing advanced optical effects the traditional way rather than fake CGI effects that immediately give away that "ehh, this is CGI" feel. A.I. was the last film with the aesthetically *convincing* use of CGI effects except for some scenes with Teddy. I refuse to see War of the Worlds because a co-worker friend called it "garbage".

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:45 a.m. CST

    Spielberg's War of the Worlds

    by Jaws Wayne

    Some advice; especially if you're a big fan of the original WOTW, don't put yourself through watching the Spielberg remake. Sheesh, what a travesty that was. I re-watched the original film last week (hadn't seen it in about 20-25 years) and that 50 + year old movie really was so much better as the Spielberg film. I still don't understand how Spielberg could fuck that up so badly the way he did.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:01 a.m. CST

    Struzan

    by Laserbrain

    Yes, Struzan's maybe a little too slick for some and has been repeating himself for years but his work's "not much better than Photoshop"? Dude, he *hand drew and painted* those posters, of course they're much better than Photoshop. And his design skills have always been, to me, nothing less than consummate. I couldn't tell you who was the better illustrator of the two but I imagine if Amsel had lived long enough for people to tire of his style he'd be copping the same jaded indifference from fans as Struzan has in recent years.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:22 a.m. CST

    Oh yes.

    by Bono Luthor

    Spielberg has final cut. Spielberg listens to Lucas and then says no. Relax everybody.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:23 a.m. CST

    This is just about...

    by metaluna

    the only action orientated movie coming out of the US that I wanna see next year and maybe, MAYBE Iron Man only cause Jon Favreau knows character comes first. Everything else, you can have it. I just read that some goof is making 'Thundercats'. I mean, COME ON. Next they'll be making films outta the ads on TV. And when they do, the US film industry will implode like a dying star. All kudos for Spielberg for still using film and not getting sucked into that digital world of flatness.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:36 a.m. CST

    Amazing. I cannot wait...

    by Kubla_Khan

    ...I've been saying since the earliest rumours that this would be made and it would be great, and that I have faith. Hearing Spielberg talk just confirms that this will be spectscular... Oh, and Talkback Death? We may not agree with Moriarty all the time, but the guy carries a lot of sway around here, and we at least respect him because he's doing something with his life. You're acting like he fucked and then dumped your mom - what's that all about? Unless he DID do that. In which case...GO MORI!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Let

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:47 a.m. CST

    Let'

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:48 a.m. CST

    LET'S SEE THAT POSTER....

    by BanAllFIRSTPosters

    Sorry about the earlier fuck ups.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:59 a.m. CST

    Cool as, now that's my kind of scoop!

    by KillaKane

    Salivating at the prospect of new Struzan Indy art and another Williams score, cannee wait!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:25 a.m. CST

    Steve Spielberg is the best director alive

    by CuervoJones

    " he likes to give audiences a master shot and let them become the editors and decide which of the 8 characters on the screen they’re going to look at. He jabbed at MTV type editing"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:47 a.m. CST

    How can he bash quick cut editing while being in cahoots.....

    by IndustryKiller!

    with Michael fucking Bay, the styles biggest hack promoter. It's blatant hypocrisy. Although I suspect most of the fanboys on this site have their heads too far up their asses to admit that.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:53 a.m. CST

    Spielberg's War of the Worlds

    by CuervoJones

    Is closer to the novel. And a better film than the 50´s version. And it has no religious crap (H.G. Wells was a socialist)

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:04 a.m. CST

    It's Spielberg and he still makes good stuff but...

    by FILMFUNK

    He unapolajetically produced Transfuckingformers and promoted and cashed in on one of the worst, epileptically directed, souless pieces of worthless cinematic shite ever made so my respect goes down a touch until he fesses up it's total poo.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:07 a.m. CST

    Spielberg made the Anti-Zionist Munich and pissed

    by BringingSexyBack

    off Anchorite, so he gets a pass for Transformers. Sorry M-O-M ...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:09 a.m. CST

    Hey Yack wassup ... have you seen Yuma and Eastern Promises?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Also have you seen the trailer for The Kite Runner? I've watched it 8 times and cried and cried and fucking cried. I can't wait til November. And I didn't even read the book. Best trailer I've ever seen.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:10 a.m. CST

    WHERE'S THE KITE RUNNER TALKBACK???

    by BringingSexyBack

    Never mind, we don't need one. That movie will win the Oscar.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:12 a.m. CST

    Spielberg should direct a porn on film

    by BringingSexyBack

    That will set a box office record and you all know it.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 8:26 a.m. CST

    Hey Quint

    by Zarles

    Can we get a scan/photo of the poster? Please?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 8:48 a.m. CST

    Awesome, Quint.

    by Rando Calrisian

    Very cool report. Would have liked some tougher questions for the Man, but I can feel that he's excited about this project, and when Spielberg is excited, we are all in for a treat. Can't wait.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:07 a.m. CST

    Ahem..

    by smylexx

    Isn't Abner dead? I mean his lovely daughter thought he was dead, right? Why didn't Quint shake Spielberg over and over again til he explained? Whyyyyyyy?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:26 a.m. CST

    KIMCHEE KILLERZ

    by BringingSexyBack

    Remake title.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:27 a.m. CST

    Sorry

    by BringingSexyBack

    wrong talkback

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:51 a.m. CST

    I just hope the action pieces don't suck

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I watched "Last Crusade" last week and was reminded again that those action sequences weren't especially original. It's like, "Well, what haven't we used in the first two movies? I know! A motorcycle chase. And a tank! Oh, and maybe a blimp. And Indy needs to get on a horse again." The intro with River Phoenix didn't age well. I find it hard to believe that the young Indy got his 1) hat 2) whip skills 3) chin scar 4) fear of snakes and 5) purpose all on the same afternoon. No.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:55 a.m. CST

    I hope this movie doesn't feature

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The tearing out of still-pumping human hearts by hand, which burst into flame when held aloft and accompanied by the magic voodoo chant, "Mola ram booga-lam!" Or bratty little Indian princes under a "dark sleep" spell. I pray to Allah every day, let me die. But he does not.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10 a.m. CST

    Cuervo Jones

    by Jaws Wayne

    Perhaps Spielberg stuck closer to the book, but his movie sucked hard. It re-hashed too many scenes from his earlier films as well and worst of all, the whole movie lacked suspense. It was definitely not a better film than the one from the fifties. Yes it was ! No it wasn't ! Ha ha.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10:25 a.m. CST

    Wookie vs. Predator

    by Rei-Ginsei

    Someone mentioned this pairing above and said they thought that the Wookie would win. If it's bowcaster vs. plasma caster, I'd call Predator. Claws vs. extendable metal arm blades, I'd call Predator. Bare handed (pawed?), I'd call Wookie. Drinking contest - let the Wookie win!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10:36 a.m. CST

    Yackbacker

    by Shaw

    He spared no expense

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST

    War of the Worlds

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Everything is relative. War of the Worlds isn't up to the standard of Spielberg's early work but compared to most of today's summer blockbusters it's terrific.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:08 a.m. CST

    By the way, why hasn't AICN talked about the leaked TF2 script?

    by Rickey Henderson

    Because an alleged one is out there. Not sure if it's legit, but it definitely reads like it is.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    I agree with the porn comment

    by kilik777

    If there ever is a huge name director make a legitimate porn film not only would his career be ruined but it would break box office records! http://tinyurl.com/pv8do

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Keep the momentum going and shoot Indy 5 while everyone is enjoi

    by alucardvsdracula

    Or not.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:30 p.m. CST

    The Cold Dead Hand - Lucas's Influence

    by Palhaco

    Hey, as long as Lucas can't mess with the writing, have too much say on the casting, or do any directing of the actors, he's probably harmless enough. Offering his input on the editing might be useful.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    Wonderful buffet or not, it sounds like a cool experience

    by finky089

    The ham, that is.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:47 p.m. CST

    "Throw me the idol, I throw you the HAM."

    by finky089

    "Throw me the HAM!" <p> "Adios, senior."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:49 p.m. CST

    "How did you know Henry Jones Jr. was a Nazi?"

    by finky089

    "He likes the HAM."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST

    "The HAM, Lao. The deal was for the HAM"

    by finky089

    "What's that?" <p> "Antacid." <p> "Antacid for what?" <p> "For the HAM you just ate, Dr. Jones. HaHaHaHaHa!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    What? No Dennys Buffet?

    by Rickey Henderson

    Indy has a Dennys card you know. Cause he's so goddamned old.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    "Indy, covet your HAM! Covet your HAM!"

    by finky089

    "Molaram, molaram. Molaram soogah rum."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...and the Public Employees Retirement Income

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...and the Honey Wheat Bran Muffin of Death

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Indy snags ham hunk with the flick of his whip. Film at 11!

    by finky089

    Mmm, this pig is even better than Snake Suprise at Pankot Palace!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...and the Lost Tube of Fixadent

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:10 p.m. CST

    "You did it, didn't you?"

    by finky089

    "They want you to go for it. And they're prepared to pay handsomely for that HAM" <p> "Oh, Marcus!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:11 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones in...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The Tales of a Tenured Professor

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:11 p.m. CST

    "The HAM is mine, Dr. Jones!"

    by finky089

    "No. You betrayed Shiva! You eata ham. Shiva nolika you!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    Indy rips into HAM like the crocs ripped into Molaram. Film at 1

    by finky089

    (Insert Wilhelm scream)

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    "Indy...this HAM is like nothing you've gone after before."

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Don't worry Marcus." (Tosses fork into suitcase). "You know what a cautious fellow I am."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:13 p.m. CST

    "Indy...they've put the HAM into a truck."

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Truck? What truck?"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:14 p.m. CST

    "Go ahead Jones! Blow this HAM back to God."

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "You know you want to taste it as much as I...do as you will."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    "That's more HAM than these people see in a week"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "Eat the HAM. You're insulting them, and you're embarrassing me."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    HAM.... why did it have to be HAM?

    by Proman1984

    Enough is enough

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 1:42 p.m. CST

    "Don't look at the HAM Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"

    by Tacom

    This could go on for days.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:10 p.m. CST

    Were there any dancing Russians?

    by Stalin vs Predator

    Or maybe dancing puppies? Or at least dancing Shia?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:11 p.m. CST

    Nice work while I was gone, Abom

    by finky089

    Can't believe I was so close to the "this is like nothing you've gone after before" one, but missed it.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:14 p.m. CST

    "HAM of Rah?"

    by finky089

    "The Staff was a stick about this big- well, no one really knows for sure how big- with a golden HAM on top with a crystal in the center. And if you took this staff to a special room at a certain time a day, a light shone on the HAM and made a beam of light that gave you the exact location of the Well of the Souls." <p> "Where the Pork of the Covenant was kept?" <p> "Which is exactly what they want Abner for!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    "Shorty, where's my HAM??!"

    by finky089

    Short Round disappears from a high window in Pankot Palace.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:16 p.m. CST

    "So, where'd you find your little HAM?"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:17 p.m. CST

    "So, where'd you find your little HAM?"

    by finky089

    "I didn't 'find' it, I caught it." <p> "Huh?" <p> "Trying to pick my pocket, isn't that right, short stuff?" <p> "Hey, you EAT! You EAT, Dr. Jones!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:19 p.m. CST

    "Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than HAM"

    by finky089

    "...to save you."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:23 p.m. CST

    "I had it Marcus. I had HAM right in my hand."

    by finky089

    "Heh. Belloq?" <p>"Wanna hear about it?"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:24 p.m. CST

    "Get the HAM away from here immediately!"

    by finky089

    "Have it put on a truck. We will fly it out of Cairo!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:25 p.m. CST

    "In-DEE! The HAM is running owooooout!"

    by finky089

    Indy crashes a huge Anubis statue through a wall, spilling HAM everywhere!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    "Ham. Why'd it have to be HAM?"

    by finky089

    "Sugar-cured. Very bad for diabetics. You go first!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:27 p.m. CST

    "Ham. Why'd it have to be ham?"

    by Abominable Snowcone

    "There's HAM in the plane, Jacques! I HATE HAM!"<br> "Aw, that's just my pet ham Reggie. Show a little backbone."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST

    "Well Jones, it seems you haven't forgotten how to eat HAM!"

    by finky089

    "Boy, you're something." <p> "Yeah, well until I get my 5,000 pounds of HAM back, you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your godHAMMED partner!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST

    Bored minds think alike, eh finky?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Jinx, you owe me a ham

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    "What's this" - "It's HAM. You eat it."

    by finky089

    Indy drags amrion on through the market....

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:29 p.m. CST

    heh, nice Abom

    by finky089

    I guess it's true...sad but true. ;)

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:31 p.m. CST

    "Neo, meaning 'new' and 'HAM', meaning 'tasty treat'..."

    by finky089

    "now, talking about folklore, tradition holds that there was a golden HAM buried here..."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:32 p.m. CST

    "Where IS the HAM?"

    by finky089

    "I told you we have top chefs working on it right now." <p> "Who?" <p> "Top. Chefs." <p> snort

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:34 p.m. CST

    "Come on, I'll buy ya some HAM. You know, some HAM?"

    by finky089

    Cut to: an old man boxes up a LARGE SLAB of HAM and pushes the crate into a sea of other similar looking crates. <p> Cue end titles.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    "Only the penitent HAM will pass..."

    by finky089

    ...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:35 p.m. CST

    "If you are Scottish HAM, dan I am Babe dee peeg!"

    by finky089

    "How DARE he!!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:36 p.m. CST

    "Indy, what is HAMkara?"

    by finky089

    "Fortune and glory, kid. FOrtune and glory."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:38 p.m. CST

    So, Peter Jackson is keeping busy...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...does anybody else remember the (supposed) two King Kong sequels that were announced in one of Jackson's video diaries from the Kong set? I'm glad to see that those films seem to have slid off of the development table. Of course that's assuming they aren't being developed at this very moment.<p> Oh... and Quint, I envy you the day you got to spend in such close proximity to the Indy set. <p> ...can't wait 'til next Memorial Day weekend...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST

    "No HAM or water! What kind of friends are these? "

    by finky089

    "At this time and place they are necessary evils...." <p> Bellow takes a box out and opens it. Inside: a BEAUTIFUL hunk of HAM. <P> Marion eyes it. "Beatuful" <P> "I woudl very much like to see you eat it. <p> "Hah! I bet you would.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    "Bellow" = "Belloq" -I hate fucking mistypes!

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:41 p.m. CST

    They call him Belosh...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    Beloq! ...it's Beloq!...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:44 p.m. CST

    "That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be!"

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ..."all I want is the HAM!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    "HAM!!!"

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ..."Very dangerous... YOU go first."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    I am so excited

    by Evil Hobbit

    My ham agrees

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:48 p.m. CST

    Hammit!

    by jimmy rabbitte

    I should've checked farther back for the "You go first" line<p> ...should've known it was used already...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:56 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE INDESTRUCTABLE HAM OF DOOM

    by THE KNIGHT

    you seen it coming.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 2:59 p.m. CST

    HAM??

    by FleshMachine

    i dont get it.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Ham station to be in Fresno tomorrow

    by AllieJamison

    Ooh Finky, I missed your hammered style. See here for the Fresno location: http://tinyurl.com/2pzr45

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    The Hovitos are near

    by Prossor

    The HAM is still fresh, three days. They're following us.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:37 p.m. CST

    This is it... This is where Forrestall cashed in.

    by Prossor

    A friend of yours? Indiana: HAM... it was good. It was very good.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST

    "Your fire is dying fraulein"...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    "Why don't you tell me where the HAM is... RIGHT NOW?"...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    "...any army which carries the HAM before it"...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ..."would be, ...invincible"...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:50 p.m. CST

    I'm Ham Solo,

    by Shaw

    captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    I didn't kill my wife

    by Shaw

    You find that ham... find that ham... find that ham

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:01 p.m. CST

    It's like what Bay does with Speilberg.

    by Neo Zeed

    He lets Steven jabber on about making Transformers remotely coherent, and then says, "No."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Re-release

    by AllieJamison

    Slashfilm says: "They had thought about re-releasing the original Indiana Jones trilogy in theaters, maybe as a one night or one week event, but he seemed pretty against the idea as it would take away from the event nature of seeing Indiana Jones back on the big screen after almost 20 years. He said that it is still a possibility and that he needs to have a conversation with George and Lucasfilm about it." <br> <br> Mmmhhh. I've never seen those films in a theater. <br>Why not re-release the previous three films after May 22nd or when Indy IV hits DVDs? <br>Normally I would say it's the task of those people responsible for film programming at museums, festivals and theaters. But in Europe or Germany just none screens these films. I so hope for a worldwide re-release...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:07 p.m. CST

    "If you're thinking of trying to escape"...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ..."the desert is three weeks in every direction. So,... please... eat some HAM."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Ally J- right back at ya

    by finky089

    ;) <p> Thanks for the link, too.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:26 p.m. CST

    Oh. I thought HAM smelled bad on the *outside*.

    by Prossor

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:27 p.m. CST

    Head In A Box & jimmy rabbitte and others

    by finky089

    I like what you've been doing here <p> May the HAM be with you

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:28 p.m. CST

    What have you done to my HAM?

    by Prossor

    YOUR ham? Hey, remember you lost her to me, fair and square.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:29 p.m. CST

    Horizontal porkchops. Alluvial bacon. Ow!

    by Prossor

    That's not it, bring me the HAM. I don't know how we're going to get out of this one.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST

    What a HAM FEST this has become

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:36 p.m. CST

    "He no nuts. He's HAMMY"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:36 p.m. CST

    "Molaram, prepare to east HAM. In Hell!"

    by finky089

  • kid

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:38 p.m. CST

    "Mr. Kantanga these are my friends and I will hear if they

    by finky089

    are not treated well." <p> "My Ham- is theirs."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:38 p.m. CST

    "What about HAM?" "There's no trace yet, sir"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:38 p.m. CST

    Hokey sausages and ancient tenderloins are no match

    by Prossor

    for a good HAM, at your side, kid.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST

    "A British HAM is a soaring boar, as free as the mountain pig...

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST

    "Hey, how about some HAM for you and your men?"

    by finky089

    "You're fire is dying. Why don't you tell me where the HAM is right now?"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST

    that's enough for me - gotta get back to work

    by finky089

    have fun, gents!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:44 p.m. CST

    Funny what the little mention of a "ham station" can do to a TB

    by finky089

    Harrison Ford/Indy and "ham" may be forever linked in my mind now.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST

    The Breath of Ham

    by damagedinc

    "Only the penitent HAM shall pass...a panitent HAM...a penitent HAM...a penitent HAM squeals before G-...SQUEALS!!!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Buzz Maverik To Direct The Third TIN TIN

    by Buzz Maverik

    Spielberg has agreed to my one million dollar directing fee, will purchase me a custom made Purdy shotgun and a H2 stuffed full of Cuban cigars. And he knows that I don't make a film without my nephew Zomb Maverik doing the score and my friend Eriglione's Mom doing craft services.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:01 p.m. CST

    (throws nazi out of zeppelin)

    by damagedinc

    ...no HAM.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Can anyone explain the ham thing?

    by slone13

    I mean, I read the article and the part about the ham. I just don't get why replacing the word "ham" into quotes from Indy movies is actually funny. Seriously. I've got a pretty good sense of humor. But this isn't funny. It's just kind of stupid. But not even stupid in a funny way. I mean stupid in a stupid way.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    spin spin spin

    by AllieJamison

    Joblo writes: "While this wasn't confirmed by Mr. Spielberg, he did say that there was a "possibility" of Shia LaBeouf "spinning off" into his own Indiana Jones-related movie" <br> <br> WTF?! That's like a goddamn yes.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:26 p.m. CST

    slone13

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...sounds like it's time for your nap. Let go of the mouse... and go to sleep...

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    slone13, I suddenly remembered my Shakespeare

    by Elvis Cole Lives

    Humor is subjective. My funny is your stupid and vice versa and even the best developed sense of humor will be stymied by a seemingly "stupid" joke that others find hilarious.<br><br>That having been said, oftentimes humor can be found in both repetition and incongruity.<br><br>Additionally, there's a bit of a geeky chuckle in the simple reminiscences of many, many lines from Indy lore with a lil' "ham"-handed switch.<br><br>That answer your question?<br><br>Now it's my turn, haven't seen this one yet (but may have missed it): "I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the HAMS on the table..."

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:42 p.m. CST

    Indy series on HD DVD/Blu Ray in 2008?

    by roma_victor

    Hi Quint: Another site is reporting that during the Q&A with Spielberg someone asked about re-releasing Indies 1-3 and that Spielberg answered that they may be released on HD DVD and Blu Ray in 2008 - can you verify that? It would be BIG news for high definition fans if true! Thanks

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    slone13, Elvis Cole Lives said it good enough

    by finky089

    you've been around AICN long enough to know this is NOT as dumb as it gets around here. In fact, it's rather fun. Much more so than, say, just doing the old "Indiana Jones and the...." for 1,000 posts.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    I thought about it some more. It's still just stupid.

    by slone13

    <p>Wait, wait. Let me try. "No time to argue. Throw me the idol, I throw you the ham!" Was that funny?</p> <p>Hold on, I can do better. "It's a ham. A ham for speaking to God." Or does that not work because I replaced both transmitter' AND 'radio' with 'ham'?</p> <p>Does it work for any word or just ham? What about 'bacon'? Would that be funny? Maybe it only works on food words that were in Quint's set visit article?</p> <p>Or maybe this is like the jokes in Family Guy? You know, not funny until you've repeated it ad nauseum? And even then, still not really that funny at all? I have so much to learn...</p>

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    AllieJamison, The Beard speaks form both sides of his mouth

    by finky089

    He wants to please everyone, you know. <p> By the way how does apfelwein taste with schweinfleisch? Perhaps we should ask Doktor Jones?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Where's IndiAbbey Jones? They love the Indy quotes

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    "You Americans are all the same. Always overdressing for HAM."

    by finky089

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    slone13, maybe it's not the jokes that are stupid

    by Elvis Cole Lives

    Maybe the stupid is a little closer to your keyboard and mouse? Just sayin'.<br><br>Or maybe you're right. You're the smartest guy in the world and the final judge of all that is funny.<br><br>We, on the other hand, are just a bunch of...<br><br>HAMS!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Ganymede (hey, you're back, you nutty TINO lover), where is it?

    by finky089

    Are you saying you've seen this scriptment? Can it be legit? It doesn't seem like it's been enough time for Ehrin's early draft to have leaked.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    This just in: INDIANA JONES 4 IS BY FAR THE MOST ANITICIPATED MO

    by Proman1984

    This just in: INDIANA JONES 4 IS BY FAR THE MOST ANITICIPATED MOVIE of 2008: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/10/AR2007101002064.html No suprise here. Women love it too.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Hold up, I think I got it now. I'm gonna try one last time...

    by slone13

    <p>"Didn't you guys ever go to Sunday school?" Wait. Fuck. Nevermind.</p>

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:09 p.m. CST

    Okay, now *THAT* was funny, slone13

    by Elvis Cole Lives

    Actually, LOL'd on that one. Nice.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:11 p.m. CST

    Schweinefleisch of Doom

    by AllieJamison

    Apfelwein season is over, finky. :)But gererally it tastes good to Schweinefleisch. And I seriously recommend to serve some Sauerkraut with it. (I never thought I'd really say that.)<br> <br> Apropos Schweinefleisch... I'm glad they hired some actual Sovi...errr Russians for the Soviet parts. I mean...it's funny to watch the original versions of Raiders and Crusade and hear SS officers speak with an American accent. You could say it fits right into the B-movie concept. But it also seems a bit ridiculous. <br> <br> Slone, this is a talkback. Childish insertions of random words that lead to referential lines are the only reason for its existence.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:17 p.m. CST

    slone13

    by damagedinc

    yeah, i didn't get the ham thing either until i re-read the article and found: "I won’t say that the van full of internet geeks became screaming girls, but the geek-o-meter was turned up to 11 when we all turned back and saw Harrison Ford walking the catering line and ending up at the ham station." Now, it's just hilarious.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    slone13, I confirm that HAM is indeed very funny

    by Proman1984

    No time for ham Dr. Jones

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST

    by damagedinc

    "Yes, this is a castle. And we haff many tapestries, but if you are a Scottish Lord than I HAM Micky Mouse!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 6:30 p.m. CST

    What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

    by damagedinc

    "It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try EATING HAMS instead of burning them!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 7:41 p.m. CST

    There's a new cut iof BLADERUNNER?

    by CountryBoy

    A remastered Director's cut, or an actual NEW CUT?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 8:36 p.m. CST

    digital effects????????

    by BurgerKing

    I thought none of it would be digital, so it would truly be in line with the old Indies. Well fuck, it better be like Casino Royale digital where you don't really notice it. Other than that, sounds pretty fuckin awesome.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST

    SPOILER WARNING PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSEEE!!!!

    by gufte82

    Great report. But PLEASE----> Hand out a SPOILER warning next time. Didn't know of Abner in this flick.....

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:29 p.m. CST

    What? You're not eating?

    by wackybantha

    I had HAM for lunch.

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 9:54 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones and the Ham Station

    by Pizza The Hut

    Somebody restrain him!!!

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10:03 p.m. CST

    HAM

    by wackybantha

    HAM

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 10:48 p.m. CST

    "Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees...

    by Osmosis Jones

    ...and the HAM in ths sky!"

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:04 p.m. CST

    TALKBACK DEATH

    by damagedinc

    dude! you're ruining the talkback again! this isn't V for Vendetta! there's no worthy cause that you're taking up. Doesn't it bother you that you're just being a freakin spoiler???

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:12 p.m. CST

    Up above ↑

    by Al Swearengen

    Who the fuck is this hooplehead?

  • Oct. 10, 2007, 11:18 p.m. CST

    "Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets Geo

    by Jesus of Suburbia

    That's the funniest thing I've read on this site in a long time.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 3:15 a.m. CST

    ham = connery

    by ironic_name

    did steven have some ham?

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 3:38 a.m. CST

    tintin of hamham

    by ironic_name

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:15 a.m. CST

    roma_victor

    by Quint

    Spielberg talked about HD and Blu-Ray Indiana Jones trilogy, but only as a joke when discussing the possible theatrical re-releases of RAIDERS, TEMPLE and LAST CRUSADE. Ultimately he felt seeing re-releases leading up to KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL would make INDY 4 feel less special. He wants the first time anybody has walked into a first run theater to see Indiana Jones on the big screen for the first time in 19 years to be Indy 4.<BR><BR>Then he followed all that up with something like "and I can just keep putting them out on DVD and they'll make just as much money! Blu-Ray and HD-DVD versions!"<BR><BR>I'm sure they'll be put on high-def and I'd guess they're going to do something like what they're doing with the Harry Potter films on HD release- wait until Indy 4 comes out on DVD and put out a giant collection. That's just a guess though.<BR><BR>I hope he changes his mind about theatrical re-releases. I understand keeping INDY 4 the main attraction, but how about a simultaneous re-release or stagger them a couple weeks apart? I can't say how cool it was to see the original trilogy in '97 back to back to back... I just had to block out all the crappy CGI and useless changes... I'd love to see the same thing happen for the Indiana Jones series and I think Paramount would be surprised just how much money that'd bring in.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:21 a.m. CST

    finky089

    by Jay Jay

    You are one funny fucker! I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. Thanks!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:33 a.m. CST

    Abominable Snowcone

    by Jay Jay

    You've been doing a great job too!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 7:02 a.m. CST

    LP

    by just pillow talk

    TB death should be fed to the Bates. The hunger must be fed again....

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 8:25 a.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES EATS HAM!

    by Dokkalvar

    OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! <P> In other news, ZzzzzZzzzzzzz..

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:41 a.m. CST

    Slone13

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It's funny because the article gushes about how the principle actors came out and essentially went through a buffet line. Don't get me wrong, if I were in eyeshot of Harrison Ford in Indy attire, I'd pop geek wood, too, but the focus on the lunch menu is what makes this amusing.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:42 a.m. CST

    How about some HAM for you and your men?

    by Abominable Snowcone

    We....are not...hungry...<br> but, why don't you tell me vere the ham iz...right now...

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:44 a.m. CST

    "No time for HAM, Dr. Jones!"

    by Darkman

    No one posted this already? There are no words for this disappointment.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:51 a.m. CST

    We're gonna need a bigger HAM

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws 5: Easter Dinner Debacle

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Those aren't birds, sweetheart

    by Abominable Snowcone

    They're giant flying HAMs

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:54 a.m. CST

    Archaelogy is the search for FACT

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Not ham. If you want ham, the student union will be serving lunch in an hour.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:50 a.m. CST

    What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot of HAM.

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Put the HAM in the cargo hold.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:52 a.m. CST

    Ham?

    by one9deuce

    Can you dipshits doing the ham "joke" go do your flirting in a chat room or something?

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST

    Being stuck in a van with the guy from CHUD

    by INWOsuxRED

    has to be one of the most disgusting things I could possibly imagine. I can smell that guy when I see him on TV, and I can't imagine any of the other geeks as having good hygine practices either. At least we know we'll be seeing lots of half-hearted positive reviews of this film if it winds up sucking. FEED THOSE GEEKS SOME HAM AND THEY WILL DO WHATEVER WE SAY!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:19 a.m. CST

    Head In A Box

    by one9deuce

    I'm not surprised that you find the ham joke a "real pants-wetter", but the problem is that about 3 of you are making the talkback un-fucking-readable for everyone else.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:27 a.m. CST

    HAM shot first!

    by azscott

    I can't believe nobody's done that yet...

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:54 a.m. CST

    An Imperial Probe Ham...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    It's a good bet the empire knows it's HAM.<br> Or, the heart-tugging line from Empire, in which Han and Leia declare their true feelings:<br> I love ham.<br> I know.<br> One9deuce, I understand where you're coming from. We're just having a little fun. This article was interesting, but that's it. Not especially informative. No major story information about the movie, or what was being shot that day. It was pretty much a geek-gasm in the presence of his holy Speilberg. Cool, but when the article discusses what's on the menu for the cast and crew, well, that's like giving ammunition to crazy (or bored) people.

  • that's hot. Sounds like you guys that wanted Spielberg porn are getting it after all.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    I had HAM for lunch.

    by finky089

    nice one, wackybantha

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 12:56 p.m. CST

    Head In A Box, Abom, etc, you guys keep me laughing

    by finky089

    One9deuce, this TB represents some of the excitement people have for Indy, even in the midst of an article that said very little about the movie and more about the cast going to lunch. I find it funny that bBOTH Quint and Devin over on Chud commented directly on "Indy going straight for the HAM". <p> And with time and boredom, a TB can always turn hamfisted like this. Surely you know that about AICN by now. Seriously, this story's 15 mins are way over, so I can only imagine you keep coming back to the TB because you secretly dig the "Ham". <p> Join us, and together we can rule the Galaxy as HAM and Bacon. ...or, something.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    HAM or HAM not, there is no try

    by ATARI

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:03 p.m. CST

    "There is no brisket. Only Ham or no Ham"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST

    "Owen he can't stay here forever. He's not a HAMeater like you..

    by finky089

    "...he's got too much of his father in him." <p> "I know. That's what scares me."

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST

    "I am C-3PO, HAM - Cyborg relations..."

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    "ehh, this was a miserable dinner anyway. Luke, we're gonna have

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    damn, it cut me off

    by finky089

    "ehh, this was a miserable dinner anyway. Luke, we're gonna have HAM!"

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:06 p.m. CST

    Fraulein, have dee HAM, then. Let me show you what I am used to

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    "This isn't the HAM you're looking for..."

    by finky089

    "You can go about your dinner. Move along."

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    "We used to bullseye HAMrats smaller than that back home"

    by finky089

    Luke's such a ham.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    "I'd sooner eat a HAM!" "I can arrange that."

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:11 p.m. CST

    "Don't frighten us with your sorceror's HAM, Lord Vader."

    by finky089

    Somebody gonna get strangled for that one.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST

    "Gen Tarken, I could smell your foul HAM as soon as I came aboar

    by finky089

    Leia a fiesty little hamstress

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:28 p.m. CST

    You are part of the rebel alliance and a HAM!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Take ham away!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:29 p.m. CST

    Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You're my only ham.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:32 p.m. CST

    Away put your weapon! I mean you no ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I am wondering...why you are ham?

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:34 p.m. CST

    ganymede3010

    by finky089

    by the way, thanks for the scriptment link.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:34 p.m. CST

    Eeyah-tay Eeyah-tay Eeyah-toh

    by Abominable Snowcone

    30,000 hams. No less...because he's holding a thermal turkey baster!<br> Ho ho...this bounty hunter is my kind of ham. Fearless and inventive. And honeybaked. Bo shooda!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:35 p.m. CST

    "The HAMdo system?" "HAMdo isn't a system it's a meat"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:36 p.m. CST

    "WHOOTINI!" = Jawa for "HAM!"

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:36 p.m. CST

    I can't find my ham!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Stay on target.<br> It's overcooked!!<br> Stay on target.<br> You've burnt my hammmaaaAARRRGHH

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:37 p.m. CST

    nice one, Abom.

    by finky089

    I thought about that one earlier, but couldn't recall that much of the actual line ("honeybaked" heh)

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:38 p.m. CST

    This is when it would be appropos for Porkins to have a line

    by finky089

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:44 p.m. CST

    Go ahead...make my ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel hungry? Well...do ya? Want some HAM? PUNK!!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:45 p.m. CST

    HeadInaBox...you know you're a SW geek when...

    by Abominable Snowcone

    ...you can recognize a HAM parody of some throwaway line Princess Leia says to an Ewok about a goddamned helmet

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:46 p.m. CST

    You're feisty little ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Now come here and nuzzle in my royal wookie

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Hey Michelangelo

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Don't forget tonight we're making ham in the kitchen!<br> Don't start ham with me!<br> Don't start ham withOUT me!<br>Bwah hah hah

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST

    No one's ever gone the distance with horseradish before

    by Abominable Snowcone

    If I can do that...go the distance...then they'll know I wasn't just another ham from the neighborhood

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 2:13 p.m. CST

    It's a ham....errr....wrap!

    by AllieJamison

    The thoughts of John Williams conducting the orchestra in front of a giant screen on which Indy IV footage is shown and visions of the Berg and the Kahn and their Movieola will have to replace the daily comforting "Harrison Ford is ordering some ham right now" moments.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    TINTIN

    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Sorry to interrupt the hi-LAR-ious "use of the word ham in star wars lines," but what does this news about Tintin mean? Is Tintin going to be mo-cap? Like Polar Express? Or like Waking Life? I don't know about either of those, really. In fact I don't know about Tintin movies at all. <p>Somebody fill me in, here...

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    I'll take this ham shit...

    by slone13

    ...over that Talkback Death asshole's crap anyday.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:11 p.m. CST

    Tonight..

    by bloodysam

    we dine on ham. ( i could not resist)

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:12 p.m. CST

    Obi

    by bloodysam

    These are not the ham's you're looking for.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:13 p.m. CST

    Go ahead

    by bloodysam

    make my ham

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Heres looking at you

    by bloodysam

    HAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Frankly my dear

    by bloodysam

    i don't give a HAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:15 p.m. CST

    That last one is my favorite

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST

    Ham's

    by bloodysam

    We don't need no stinking ham's

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST

    It's a bird, it's a plane

    by bloodysam

    its SuperHAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:17 p.m. CST

    Who was that

    by bloodysam

    masked HAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:19 p.m. CST

    I'm

    by bloodysam

    BatHAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:19 p.m. CST

    Ham

    by bloodysam

    Solo

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Gordon Gheko says...

    by bloodysam

    HAM is good.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:21 p.m. CST

    I'm gonna make him

    by bloodysam

    a ham he can't refuse.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    Go ahead make my

    by bloodysam

    HAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:22 p.m. CST

    The Music HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:23 p.m. CST

    HAM on Fire

    by bloodysam

    Perfect for Tony Scott and his CHEESE

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:25 p.m. CST

    The Right HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:26 p.m. CST

    The Wizard of Ham

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:27 p.m. CST

    CITIZEN HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:28 p.m. CST

    KENTUCKY FRIED HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:29 p.m. CST

    VIVA HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:29 p.m. CST

    THE 400 HAMS

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    THE SOUND OF HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:30 p.m. CST

    MY LEFT HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:31 p.m. CST

    HAM'S OF NEW YORK

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:31 p.m. CST

    THE COLOR OF HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    DR. STRANGEHAM

    by bloodysam

    sorry, now i've embarassed myself

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:33 p.m. CST

    OR HOW I STOPPED WORRING AND LEARNED

    by bloodysam

    TO LOVE HAM

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:49 p.m. CST

    a A FISTFUL OF HAMS

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:50 p.m. CST

    JAMBON,JAMBON

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:51 p.m. CST

    HAM IN THE AFTERNOON

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:51 p.m. CST

    A MAN AND A HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:52 p.m. CST

    JULES ET HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:54 p.m. CST

    E.H.

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:55 p.m. CST

    WILD HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:55 p.m. CST

    THE HAM'S ARE COMING, THE HAM'S ARE COMING

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:56 p.m. CST

    A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:56 p.m. CST

    HAMLET

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:57 p.m. CST

    IN THE HEAT OF THE HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST

    REGARDING HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST

    HAM VS. HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    HAM 1138

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    RAGING HAM

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 5 p.m. CST

    I'M MAD AS HAM

    by bloodysam

    AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 5:33 p.m. CST

    Spielberg is a great man

    by cromwell1666

    And a great filmmaker. He knows Lucas is a putz. I have renewed faith in this film. I would love to see a collection of film essays by spielberg comparable to the Eisenstein books like "Film Form" and "Film Sense"

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    man bites HAM

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:09 p.m. CST

    You're gonna need a bigger HAM

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    God didn't make Rambo, HAM did

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    Miggs: I can smell your HAM

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    Serrano de Bergerac

    by BobWalnut

    Jesus... Can this go on?

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    This certainly is the ham of Christ

    by Moonwatcher

    Just thought I'd throw my two cents in...

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:41 p.m. CST

    "you just shot an un-hammed man!"

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    "Who gives a shit what you believe?

    by BobWalnut

    In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for HAM."

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    All this talk about ham... makes me hungry!

    by Proman1984

    Now look what you have done!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    "I want more HAM, fucker"

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Did you share a 2-liter of "Game Fuel" ???

    by BobWinters5

    Was he impressed with your clever and original naming of such a beverage?

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 8:13 p.m. CST

    Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. HAM's in the water.

    by BobWalnut

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 9:51 p.m. CST

    I just got off the phone with Steven Spielberg...

    by Forestal

    He said Karen Allen is the sexiest tomboy MILFpole on the planet.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:36 p.m. CST

    THE HEBREW HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    A Chanukah tradition in the making.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST

    I AM HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Sean Penn plays a pork lover.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    3:10 to Lunchtime

    by BringingSexyBack

    I heard they're serving ham.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST BRULEE

    by BringingSexyBack

    No time for love, but always time for dessert!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:45 p.m. CST

    RAIDERS OF THE ROAST PORK

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy gotta eat ... good pork

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:51 p.m. CST

    SPIDER-HAM 4: RISE OF ELECTRO

    by BringingSexyBack

    Wherein our hero becomes a deliciously baked ham.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:53 p.m. CST

    FANTASTIC PORK 3: GALACTUS MUST FEED

    by BringingSexyBack

    ON HAM!!!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST

    X3: THE LAST HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Save a piece for Spielberg. He's the director for fuck's sake.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST

    HEROS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ham, melted swiss, onions and mayo. Mmm .. toasty!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:02 p.m. CST

    TALKBACK DEATH AND THE CRY FOR ATTENTION

    by BringingSexyBack

    He won't stop until you give it. Don't give it.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:03 p.m. CST

    THE HAM RUNNER

    by BringingSexyBack

    Indy wants his ham, like, yesterday!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:06 p.m. CST

    EAT DRINK HAM WOMAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll eat ham.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:08 p.m. CST

    PORKBACK MOUNTAIN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Two gay cowboys and a juicy ham. Rated NC-17 for bizarre sex involving pork products.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:17 p.m. CST

    THE HAM ULTIMATUM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ham as a weapon against kosher and halal agents.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:22 p.m. CST

    OCEAN'S ELEVEN HAMS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Danny throws a big Christmas party.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:27 p.m. CST

    HAM, CAUTION

    by BringingSexyBack

    The ham is hot, it needs to rest a bit to let the juices settle.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:35 p.m. CST

    30 DAYS OF HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    Now that's good craft service.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:37 p.m. CST

    THE BACON AND THE SNOWMAN

    by BringingSexyBack

    Foreign intrigue ... with a side of bacon.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:46 p.m. CST

    THE HAM IS NOT ENOUGH

    by BringingSexyBack

    A side of scrambled eggs and buttered toast will complete the meal.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:49 p.m. CST

    HOLLYWOOD HAMICIDE

    by BringingSexyBack

    There is such a thing as too much of a good thing (ham).

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:50 p.m. CST

    100 Days of Hamdomy

    by Proman1984

    It's a sin.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    THE HAM WHISPERER

    by BringingSexyBack

    I see dead pigs.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Will they find a new director for Transformers 2?

    by GibsonUSA

    And a new robot designer? And a way to hold the camera steady?........please??

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:56 p.m. CST

    CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE PORK RIND

    by BringingSexyBack

    Spielberg's favorite snack.

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 11:59 p.m. CST

    TRANSFATFORMERS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ham Sandwich = Perfect Disguise

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:01 a.m. CST

    THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    It's so good, it should be a sin. Even for Gentiles.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:09 a.m. CST

    HAM... THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT

    by Proman1984

    Though I still prefer the pink kind.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:15 a.m. CST

    HAM SOLO

    by BringingSexyBack

    I can't believe no one said that already.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:24 a.m. CST

    GET HAM OR DIE TRYIN'

    by BringingSexyBack

    You want hardcore? I give you bacon.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:30 a.m. CST

    THE HAM WHO LOVED ME

    by BringingSexyBack

    Equinas looks down on pig fuckers. What a snob.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Aw hell naw! It's the nth fake title talkback...

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    ...and it's damn funny!!!!<p> I love you guys!!!!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:41 a.m. CST

    THE HAM AFTER TOMORROW

    by BringingSexyBack

    Sundays are ham sandwich days. Harrison loves Sundays.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:43 a.m. CST

    JURASSIC PORK

    by BringingSexyBack

    Prehistoric pigs = Delicious ham

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 12:58 a.m. CST

    I wish BSB was HAM

    by Proman1984

    Think about that kids, think about that.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1 a.m. CST

    ENTER THE HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    It's lunchtime, Mr. Ford!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:03 a.m. CST

    THE LORD OF THE RINDS

    by BringingSexyBack

    One pork rind to rule them all.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:05 a.m. CST

    SAVE THE LAST HAM

    by BringingSexyBack

    for Mr. Spielberg, who's busy talking to the geeks.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:10 a.m. CST

    THE CHRONICLES OF BACON

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Pig, The Sandwich and The Wardrobe.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:13 a.m. CST

    HAMBO - FIRST PORK PART TWO

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    THE QUIET HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    shot in New Zealand

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER FOR A HAM SANDWICH

    by BringingSexyBack

    with a side of cole slaw.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    I, HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    starring The Fresh Prince

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:16 a.m. CST

    HAM ACADEMY 4 - PORK ON PATROL

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST

    THE HAMSHANK REDEMPTION

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:18 a.m. CST

    HAM'S LIST

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    directed by Stevie Playberg

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:19 a.m. CST

    12 ANGRY HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Since this flick is from 1957, I guess nobody will catch my drift...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:19 a.m. CST

    THE LORD OF THE PORK III - RETURN OF THE HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:20 a.m. CST

    THE USUAL HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    by Bryan Singer

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:21 a.m. CST

    MEHAMTO

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    told backwards

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:22 a.m. CST

    www.whatistheHAMtrix.com

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:22 a.m. CST

    TO KILL A MOCKINGHAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    I could go on all night...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:24 a.m. CST

    SAVING PRIVATE HAM

    by Motoko Kusanagi

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:25 a.m. CST

    H FOR HAMDETTA

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Ok, I'll stop now

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 2:28 a.m. CST

    Err, what happened to this talkback?

    by BenBraddock

    What say we just start over?

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:23 a.m. CST

    THE HAMFATHER

    by Chewbaccalypse Now

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:24 a.m. CST

    BLACKHAM DOWN

    by Chewbaccalypse Now

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:50 a.m. CST

    ALL TALKBACKERS TAKE NOTE!!

    by IndiAbbey Jones

    Enough of the Ham jokes!! Jeezo...!! So I take it Abner has been captured by the Soviets all the time between pre-Raiders to KOCS? Hence the rags and stuff? Not sure if I like that....

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Re-release the first three at the flicks!!

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Damn right! And watch peoples opinion of Temple of Doom soar - that's a film that was made to be seen on the big screen!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Re-release the first three at the flicks!!

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Damn right! And watch peoples opinion of Temple of Doom soar - that's a film that was made to be seen on the big screen!

  • There are 410 instances of HAM mentioned in this talkback.<br> <br> Make that 411.<br>

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 9:05 a.m. CST

    I've got the ham, Jabba

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I was on my way to pay you when I got a little...sidetracked...by ham. You're throwing away a ham here--don't be a fool!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 9:06 a.m. CST

    Cough cough...General Kenobi. We've been expecting ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Your hams will make a fine edition...to my collection (cough, wheeze).

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Victims of the Almighty Ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    The great Jabba hopes that you will die...with ham.<br> You tell that slimy piece of...ham-ridden filth...he'll get no such pork products from us! Right?

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 9:11 a.m. CST

    You and I are very much alike, Dr. Jones

    by Abominable Snowcone

    You see this ham? Worthless. But we bury it in the desert, 1000 years...it becomes priceless. Men will kill for ham.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:15 a.m. CST

    JESUS GODDAM FUCKING CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE HAM!!!!!!!!!!

    by Laserbrain

    Thank you.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:22 a.m. CST

    I find your lack of HAM disturbing...

    by kname2

    hope that wasn't a repeat...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:24 a.m. CST

    and on a bad Vader note....

    by kname2

    HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:27 a.m. CST

    and...

    by kname2

    "Obi-Wan is here. The Ham is with him."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:27 a.m. CST

    or....

    by kname2

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:28 a.m. CST

    or...this....damn typing thingy...

    by kname2

    "I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the HAM."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:30 a.m. CST

    beating this into the ground...

    by kname2

    "The son of Skywalker must not become a HAM."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:31 a.m. CST

    and finally....on topic...sort of....

    by kname2

    "I do not want the Emperor's HAM damaged. We will test it on Captain Solo."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:35 a.m. CST

    ok, i'm bored...so....

    by kname2

    "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving HAM to this bounty hunter." "Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly." "No." "Good, because it would be unfortunate if I had to leave a HAM here."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:41 a.m. CST

    bad dialogue needs parody too...

    by kname2

    "I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men... but the women, and the HAM too. They're like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! I hate HAM!" ―Anakin to Padmé after slaughtering a HAM settlement

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:43 a.m. CST

    BSB

    by Shaw

    Eat Drink Ham Woman made me crack up. Thanks a lot for giving my co-workers yet another reason to think I'm weird.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST

    if Monty Python had a talkback...

    by kname2

    HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,HAM,...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:46 a.m. CST

    To HAM and HAM Not

    by kname2

    or,...from Ham to Enternity

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 10:48 a.m. CST

    sooooo bored....

    by kname2

    "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a HAM is insignificant next to the power of the Force."'

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:02 p.m. CST

    It doesn't know pain. It feels no pity.

    by Abominable Snowcone

    And it absolutely will NOT STOP until you have eaten ham.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:04 p.m. CST

    I gave your locker to Dipper.

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Dipper?<br> Yeah. Dipper's a contender. You, you know what you are? A HAM!<br>

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:07 p.m. CST

    It's a HAM! Ash is a goddamned canned HAM!

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Or the famous line from Bishop: "I may be a synthetic, but I'm not a stupid ham."

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    E.T. phone ham

    by Abominable Snowcone

    Or, Close Encounters:<br> Doo-dee-dee-doh-HAMMM

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 1:57 p.m. CST

    wow-oh-wow, this has been amusing

    by finky089

    I raise a hamshank to all who contributed! (Except that asstoad, TALKBACK DEATH). <p> CHEERS!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    Um, SoylentMean, don't want to rain on your parade, but

    by Puddleglum

    although you might have been an early mentioner of "ham", I don't really see the whole "ham in the title" thing starting until Finky089's post at: Oct 10th, 2007 12:47:56 PM. I'm just sayin'. What an unbelievable amount of space to spend on "ham", guys.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 2:17 p.m. CST

    "That's the HAM of a carpenter!"

    by FlyingToupee

    "Elsa, honey, I can't hold HAM!"

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 2:34 p.m. CST

    while we are at it...an actual line of dialogue...

    by kname2

    "If it ain't WHAM, it ain't HAM!--Cary Grants housekeeper in the film 'Mr. Blandings Builds His dream House.'

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST

    Summer of HAM

    by Specktron

    YESSSS!! GEDDIN!!! Geordies rule!!

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    It's time to belatedly make the HAM -> PORN crossover!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:33 p.m. CST

    ...ahem...

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:33 p.m. CST

    #1: JUR-ASS-IS-PORKED

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:35 p.m. CST

    #2: Space Ram

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:36 p.m. CST

    OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER.

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:36 p.m. CST

    OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER.

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:38 p.m. CST

    #3: BOT FUZZ

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST

    #4: I GROW, BOT

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST

    #5: ANALIEN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    #6: ME, MYSELF, IN IRENE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:41 p.m. CST

    #7: SPRAY IT FORWARD

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:42 p.m. CST

    #8: THE BREAKFAST CLUB - no need to change that one

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST

    #9: CHARLIE'S ANALS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST

    #10: GLAD-HE-ATE-HER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST

    #11: TOP GUNK

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    #12: BRING IT IN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    #13: IN-SONIA

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    #14: THE FILTH ELEMENT

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    #15: AIR WHORES ONE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:46 p.m. CST

    ARE ANY OF THESE REAL??

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    # 16: THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE MARY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    #17: WHEN HARRY MEAT SALLY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    #18@ BANGS OF NEW YORK

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    #18: BANGS OF NEW YORK

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:51 p.m. CST

    oops, sorry. for it all....BUT I CAN'T STOP!!!!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:51 p.m. CST

    #19: THE MOUNTIN'

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    #20: PORN OF THE DEAD

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:53 p.m. CST

    # 21: THE SEVENTH SQUEAL

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST

    # 22: ASS-INO

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:55 p.m. CST

    #23: PRETTY SHITTY GANG BANG sorry

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:56 p.m. CST

    #24: DR. YES

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 5:59 p.m. CST

    #25: LES ENFANTS 'DO' PARADIS

    by Specktron

    Sorry Johnny Depp

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    #26: ME IN YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    #27: THE BONE ULTIMATUM

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    #28: 28 LAYS LATER ahem

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:04 p.m. CST

    #29: BATMAN BIGGENS thank you

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:05 p.m. CST

    and finally, for now, probably...

    by Specktron

    ...because you lot are asleep or I'm too late to the party...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:07 p.m. CST

    #30: MARY POPS-IN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:08 p.m. CST

    couldn't resist - PORK THE LINE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:10 p.m. CST

    LEGALLY BANGED

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:11 p.m. CST

    ASSABLANCA

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:11 p.m. CST

    I-PULL-ALL 13

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST

    A-LAD-IN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    FILL BILL

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    GRINDING NEMO

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:16 p.m. CST

    And that's me out for real. G'night AICN, you've been great!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:17 p.m. CST

    Oooh. Someone's joined in!!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    nah man, TRANNIES-FOR-MA-ASS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:19 p.m. CST

    LITTLE MISS CUM-SLIME ugh.

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:21 p.m. CST

    A BUGGERERS LIFE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:21 p.m. CST

    RUB-ECCA

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST

    THE LAST RING IN SCOTLAND

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST

    SPURT-IGO

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    LABIARINTH

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:23 p.m. CST

    BROKEDICK MOUNTAIN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:24 p.m. CST

    SQUIRTY DANCING

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    GLAND OF THE DEAD

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:26 p.m. CST

    I don't know how to turn it off!!!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    THE ITCHER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:30 p.m. CST

    THE SEXORCIST

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:30 p.m. CST

    LOADIAC

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    IN-JOANNA JONES AND THE ASS CRUSADE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    PUSH HOUR

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    RAIDING PLACES

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:36 p.m. CST

    A BEAUTIFUL GRIND

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST

    THE DA VINCI LOAD

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:38 p.m. CST

    THE SPUNKBOB SQUIRTPANTS MOVIE

    by Specktron

    and that's me outties for sure...

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST

    I'm tired...am UK-based, so its late for me

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:53 p.m. CST

    sooo...SPLATOON

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:54 p.m. CST

    CREAMCATCHER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    LADY ON THE TRAMP

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    ERIN BUCK-A-BITCH

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    fuck, that last one was good...

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:01 p.m. CST

    MASTERS OF THE POONIVERSE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:02 p.m. CST

    BRIEFS ENCOUNTER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    GHOSTS-BUST-ASS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    SLAGS OF OUR FATHERS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:06 p.m. CST

    STAR TREK: PENETRATIONS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:07 p.m. CST

    MY PILLS HAVE EYES

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:10 p.m. CST

    There's been 65 or so so far, dunno if I can make the hundred

    by Specktron

    They may vary in quality from here on in. Further.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:12 p.m. CST

    nice one Soylent, you got us all there. PLAY FISTY WITH ME

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST

    SIX DAYS, SEVEN FRIGHTS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:14 p.m. CST

    DEAD MAN PORKING

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:14 p.m. CST

    HETROPOLIS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:15 p.m. CST

    sorry, HETEROPOLIS I meant

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST

    PROJECT SEX

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST

    REDS 'ONJA

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:19 p.m. CST

    RUB-A-COP

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:19 p.m. CST

    RUBBIN' HOOD - PIMP SOME THEIVES

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    meant THIEVES

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    THE TWO-MAN SHOW

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    MISSION: I'M POSEABLE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST

    DON'T BUCK NOW

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    PORKABOUT

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    ASS OF GLORY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    WHO MAIMED ROGER RABBIT?

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST

    THE BENCH CONNECTION

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:29 p.m. CST

    FANNY ON ALEXANDER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:29 p.m. CST

    AMERICAN BOOTY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    A MAN FOR ALL SQUEEZIN'S

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    OLIVER TWISTS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:31 p.m. CST

    12 HUNGRY MEN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    ALL-GIRL FRIDAY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    BANGIN' IN THE RAIN

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:32 p.m. CST

    ANNIE HOLE

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:34 p.m. CST

    DOING JOHN MALKOVICH

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:34 p.m. CST

    BEN-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGH!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    A FISTFUL OF DONALDS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    GOLDFINGERER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:36 p.m. CST

    PUBIC ACCESS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:38 p.m. CST

    one more and I think its a hundred...

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:40 p.m. CST

    HE BLEW MAX

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:41 p.m. CST

    THE EMPIRE LIKES CRACK night night freaky deakies

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 7:41 p.m. CST

    last one - THE WIZARD OF ASS

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 8:37 p.m. CST

    "What an unbelievable amount of space to spend on "ham", guys."

    by Proman1984

    Amen, Puddleglum, amen.

  • Oct. 12, 2007, 9:53 p.m. CST

    Head In A Box read

    by Proman1984

    There have been talkbacks with THOUSANDS of posts. In fact one of the INDY ones had almost 2 Thousand. Are you new? Are you fresh ham, so to speak?

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 4:48 a.m. CST

    Hey, "Head In A Box", just take a look at the LOST talkback

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    there are over 7000 posts!

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 9:24 a.m. CST

    "I said no HAMs! That's four HAMs. Can't you count?"

    by ScotFree

    "Compensation for my brother-in-law's car."

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 9:24 a.m. CST

    (Sorry)

    by ScotFree

    I've been out of town. I felt left out :D

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 11:23 a.m. CST

    Getting a bit ham-fisted now -

    by BobWalnut

    This pork is getting maggot-ridden....

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 12:46 p.m. CST

    "IT'S THAT SALTY BLOODY HAM!"

    by Mr. Nice Gaius

    "A man works all day, he expects a normal ham meal, not Goddamn bastard brine!"

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 3:33 p.m. CST

    Cold Ham sounds deliscious, Head,

    by Proman1984

    Bon Appetite ;) !

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 4:24 p.m. CST

    hey, specktron...good show...but you missed one...

    by kname2

    The Porn Conspiracy...sorry couldn't resist....gotta eat HAM now...

  • Oct. 13, 2007, 4:34 p.m. CST

    while we are on the Harrison Ford/HAM connection...

    by kname2

    anyone recall the short film Hardware Wars? the Han Solo character in that one was....yep,....you guessed it...or maybe you smelled it...HAM Salad!

  • Oct. 14, 2007, 3:46 p.m. CST

    BOND SPECIAL: LICENSE TO FILL

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 14, 2007, 3:46 p.m. CST

    THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUNK

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 14, 2007, 3:47 p.m. CST

    MOONGROPER

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 14, 2007, 3:49 p.m. CST

    THE BLOWN SUPREMACY

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 15, 2007, 12:43 p.m. CST

    SPLENDOR IN THE ASS

    by bloodysam

  • Oct. 16, 2007, 11:36 p.m. CST

    errrrr,....ummmmm,.....uhhhhhh,....

    by kname2

    HAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 17, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Ham is dead. LONG LIVE PORK!!!

    by Specktron

  • Oct. 18, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST

    HAM=PORK

    by kname2

    and...PORK=HAM...my vote is...BACON!!!!!!!!

  • Oct. 19, 2007, 2:26 p.m. CST

    PORK!

    by finky089

    Is that not an appropos name for Spielberg's yet-to-be-made porno??

  • Oct. 20, 2007, 9:25 a.m. CST

    The HAM thread is hillarious...

    by DoctorWho?

    .But seriously...Speilberg is saying all the right things. 70% non digital effects;no MTV style editing;editing on archaic gear. Gotta love the old school cats!

  • Oct. 20, 2007, 7:24 p.m. CST

    Indiana Jones Meets Seaman Hornsby

    by banditmania

    No wonder they call these pig boats!!

  • Oct. 31, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Ham

    by Specktron

  • Sept. 17, 2010, 1:09 p.m. CST

    Eggs?

    by orcus