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Holy Smoke!!! Quint visits with Steven Spielberg on the INDIANA JONES 4 set!!! Plus news on TINTIN & TRANSFORMERS 2!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Okay, here’s the deal. I didn’t know I was going to LA until 5pm yesterday. I heard a rumor that AICN might have an invite to something regarding INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL the day before, but it was Monday that I got the confirmation and I was on a plane less than 12 hours later. You can’t pass that up, right?

I show up on the Universal backlot and meet up with some colleagues from JoBlo, Chud, IGN, ComingSoon, LatinoReview, IESB and Slashfilm.

We met at Amblin and met a van that took us to the INDIANA JONES set. Now, don’t get your hopes up. The closest we got was the catering. They treated us to some of the most elaborate and amazing catering I’ve ever seen. We’re talking flames, vegetables of all sorts, meats of all sorts, pastas with different sauces, multiple chefs… it was a huge production.

Around us were a dozen commies grabbing some grub, most of them actually speaking Russian… Mind you when I say “commie” I mean Red soldiers, dressed for the film.

I got to say hi to Laurent Bouzereau, who runs all of Spielberg’s DVD stuff. I got to chat him up a bit on the WAR OF THE WORLDS set visit and he struck me as being just as cool of a guy now as he did then. Just laid back, loving what he’s doing. We talked a little about the CLOSE ENCOUNTERS Blu-Ray release and he said it’s amazing, the HD transfer absolutely gorgeous.

Anyway, we all eat our awesome catering and suddenly we’re told it’s time to go back. It seemed like a rush and we soon found out why.

“Hey, isn’t that John Hurt?”

Yep, Abner Ravenwood walked by the van. He had long hair and possibly a long Van Dyke, but it might have been a full beard. I didn’t get much more than a glimpse at him. He was in full costume. Dirty, earth tones. Very in keeping with the INDIANA JONES palate. His hair looked greasy and unkempt. I don’t think Abner’s been living in the lap of luxury.

“Hey, isn’t that Shia?”

And Shia LaBeouf runs past. Clean shaven, hair liberally oiled, but he’s been getting dirty, too.

So, it was clear why we were rushed out of the tent. The A-list was coming to eat…

And yes, that included Dr. Henry Jones Jr.

I won’t say that the van full of internet geeks became screaming girls, but the geek-o-meter was turned up to 11 when we all turned back and saw Harrison Ford walking the catering line and ending up at the ham station. He was in full costume. Fedora, loosely buttoned tan shirt, brown pants, brown shoes, whip… the whole nine yards.

Okay, so we were like a van full of 12 year olds that just saw Justin Timberlake walk by. I admit it.

It couldn’t have been planned better. It’s like a ride. We got just enough of a glimpse to get us excited and then the van pulled away.

We were buzzing with each other about seeing Indiana Jones in the flesh when we were escorted into the Amblin screening room. We weren’t in there long when we were told that “he is less than 2 minutes away.”

That “he” was Steven Spielberg who popped into the room from a door close to the front and greeted us all. He went down the row and shook everybody’s hand and asked what outlet they were with, occasionally throwing in “I know you!” or “I’ve read that site!” as he shook hands.

Nobody was prepared. We were told in advance that this was something we weren’t supposed to write about, so nobody brought a tape recorder or prepared questions. We were told afterwards we could write about our day, so you’ll have to excuse any hazy recollections or non-direct quotes.

Spielberg pulled up a chair and sat, facing us, answering questions as he personally autographed INDIANA JONES 4 posters for each of us.

None of knew this was a Q&A so when he went quiet there’s a long pause, so I blurted out something like “I can’t wait to see Marion back.”

Spielberg laughed and said she’s great and then asked if we knew about her clothing line. She has been out of acting for a while because she was concentrating on her own line. She hand knits for it, even.

My other question to him was regarding Drew Struzan returning to make up the INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL poster. “Is Drew returning for the poster?” Without missing a beat Spielberg said without a doubt. He said he can’t make an INDIANA JONES movie without John Williams’ score, he can’t make one without Michael Kahn editing and it wouldn’t be an INDIANA JONES movie if Drew Struzan didn’t do the poster art.

Other topics brought up included his working relationship with George Lucas and if Spielberg was pressured to shoot INDY 4 digitally. Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.”

He said that with a laugh. He clearly had a lot of love for Lucas, calling him his brother and partner.

His argument against digital is the picture doesn’t seem alive. He said you could sit in the front row of a digital film and see the digital artifacts and you can sit in the front row of a movie shot on film and see the chemicals in the film. The image on the screen could be a static shot of a man that never blinks, but when it’s film and it’s been through the chemical process the image is alive. You can see the chemical process after effects and even if nothing else is moving, the film has a life.

So he said he’s still the only filmmaker that cuts on a Movieola, cuts on film, and he’ll be the last person in the world to make a live action movie shot digitally.

That said, he talked about his future work on TINTIN.

That’s all Performance Capture, but it’s an animated film. He stressed that his live-action stuff will always be film.

On TINTIN he confirmed that he is directing one, Peter Jackson is directing the other and if they don’t get the person they want to film the 3rd then they’re just going to co-direct the third one.

Apparently the process is as collaborative as can be. He’ll be there when Peter shoots his, Peter will be there when Spielberg shoots his, etc. Weta will be doing all the performance capture and digital work.

Back to INDIANA JONES…

Harrison Ford is doing most of his own stunts again. He apparently just shot a fight scene and Spielberg said he could pull film from LAST CRUSADE and compare it to what was just shot and not tell the difference in how Harrison moves as Indiana Jones.

On the effects: 70% will be practical and 30% digital.

On the style: It hasn’t been shot and it won’t be edited like a modern action film. “I’m not going to change my style.” He said he likes to give audiences a master shot and let them become the editors and decide which of the 8 characters on the screen they’re going to look at. He jabbed at MTV type editing and said this will feel completely within the established INDIANA JONES world.

Lucas visited the set 8 times during production and will have a pass at editing.

Spielberg said that was a tradition (I’m pretty sure it’s just on their collaborations). He’ll get his cut, one that he’s ready to stand by, and then he’ll ship Michael Kahn and the cut up to the Ranch and give Lucas a go. He said it usually takes him a week and a half and Lucas will send a cut back that’s usually tighter and suggest ideas on different juxtapositions. Spielberg watches the cut and considers the ideas, but if he doesn’t agree with them, he goes back to his cut.

Spielberg has final cut on INDY 4.

TRANSFORMERS 2 – they’re trying to get it going pre-strike, but if that doesn’t happen then it’ll be held until after negotiations are settled and go then.

That’s about all I can remember. It was such a crazy whirlwind. My head’s still spinning. But I’m not done geeking out yet. I’m taking advantage of being in LA and to stay on my Harrison Ford high, I’m going to hit a late screening of the new BLADE RUNNER cut. Can’t wait!

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



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by DirkBelig
Oct 9th, 2007
05:45:00 PM
SECOND!!!!
by DirkBelig
Oct 9th, 2007
05:45:41 PM
THIRD!!!!!
by DirkBelig
Oct 9th, 2007
05:45:54 PM
Sorry....
by DirkBelig
Oct 9th, 2007
05:46:19 PM
oh shit
by AllieJamison
Oct 9th, 2007
06:05:30 PM
Top Ten!
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Oct 9th, 2007
06:09:40 PM
Is this movie a Nancy Drew tie in?
by Itto Ogami loses Daigoro
Oct 9th, 2007
06:14:26 PM
69 dude!!
by theonecalledshoe
Oct 9th, 2007
06:16:43 PM
Michael Kahn still cuts on a Movieola? Damn, that's old school.
by Lance Rocke
Oct 9th, 2007
06:17:52 PM
11
by watchman13
Oct 9th, 2007
06:19:18 PM
"I got to chat him up a bit"
by BobWalnut
Oct 9th, 2007
06:27:26 PM
We'll be just fine...
by MC Vamp
Oct 9th, 2007
06:29:25 PM
Aha.
by AllieJamison
Oct 9th, 2007
06:32:50 PM
Spoiler?
by Toht
Oct 9th, 2007
06:32:57 PM
I am comforted
by freydis
Oct 9th, 2007
06:36:21 PM
looking forward to this the most next year
by barnaby jones
Oct 9th, 2007
06:37:40 PM
Toht,
by raw_bean
Oct 9th, 2007
06:37:52 PM
Fedora actually stapled to Ford's head
by Anakin Whoopass
Oct 9th, 2007
06:40:14 PM
In order?
by tme2nsb
Oct 9th, 2007
06:41:53 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
by Playkins
Oct 9th, 2007
06:42:27 PM
Did Spielberg comment on your name?
by Kirbymanly
Oct 9th, 2007
06:44:57 PM
Way to go Kahn!
by hegele
Oct 9th, 2007
06:46:32 PM
They have final cut already?
by wadi77
Oct 9th, 2007
06:48:23 PM
In England and Australia
by Allfather Starr
Oct 9th, 2007
06:52:12 PM
Indiana Jones vs Predator
by theonecalledshoe
Oct 9th, 2007
06:54:02 PM
Sounds like Spielberg is on the right track!
by odysseus
Oct 9th, 2007
06:54:38 PM
No difference if you'd brought a tape recorder or not
by Riley Martin
Oct 9th, 2007
06:55:02 PM
wadi77: Final cut means...
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Oct 9th, 2007
06:57:17 PM
Talkback death
by Bass Bastardson
Oct 9th, 2007
07:05:46 PM
Anakin Whoopass
by wadi77
Oct 9th, 2007
07:06:28 PM
Did anyone ask about that stupid extra who...
by Bass Bastardson
Oct 9th, 2007
07:08:22 PM
Tin Tin And the Transformers...
by Uncapie
Oct 9th, 2007
07:20:15 PM
I would have to disagree with Spielberg on Drew Struzan.
by one9deuce
Oct 9th, 2007
07:39:12 PM
This is sounding better and better: Indiana Jones is my hero
by Stormwatcher
Oct 9th, 2007
07:44:03 PM
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH THE HAM STATION
by Pound Sand
Oct 9th, 2007
07:47:28 PM
MTV editing
by Batutta
Oct 9th, 2007
07:49:16 PM
Yes it's Gabriel Gray
by Allfather Starr
Oct 9th, 2007
08:06:47 PM
WHOOOAAA
by THE KNIGHT
Oct 9th, 2007
08:07:39 PM
Awesomsomesomeness!
by Proman1984
Oct 9th, 2007
08:19:46 PM
I'll see it
by Gozu
Oct 9th, 2007
08:30:45 PM
take off caps lock off TALKBACK
by T 1000 xp professional
Oct 9th, 2007
08:33:41 PM
take caps lock off* ...damnit
by T 1000 xp professional
Oct 9th, 2007
08:34:19 PM
"he lets George talk for an hour and then says, “No.”"
by biginjapants
Oct 9th, 2007
08:54:26 PM
TALKBACK DEATH, how can you type so well with those truckers'...
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 9th, 2007
09:03:48 PM
There's nothing inherently wrong with digital cinema/video
by Gozu
Oct 9th, 2007
09:08:04 PM
Jack Colby: RE: Amsel
by Mirthquake Cartoons
Oct 9th, 2007
09:13:32 PM
TALKBACK DEATH...
by damagedinc
Oct 9th, 2007
09:28:12 PM
I think you mean "palette", not "palate" - but a great report no
by Robogeek
Oct 9th, 2007
09:29:51 PM
that's good to hear
by vicnameless
Oct 9th, 2007
09:30:59 PM
Avenge the Yankees!
by thebearovingian
Oct 9th, 2007
09:40:31 PM
Hey TALKBACK DEATH...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Oct 9th, 2007
09:53:40 PM
As if Spielberg would say something like this instead:
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 9th, 2007
09:55:59 PM
WHY IS THIS DEATH DUDE
by THE KNIGHT
Oct 9th, 2007
09:56:01 PM
You Blew It Bouzereau!
by CyberVishnu
Oct 9th, 2007
09:58:01 PM
one9deuce
by slone13
Oct 9th, 2007
10:00:11 PM
one9deuce
by slone13
Oct 9th, 2007
10:00:12 PM
TALKBACK DEATH part 2
by damagedinc
Oct 9th, 2007
10:04:26 PM
OK, TALKBACK DEATH but...
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Oct 9th, 2007
10:11:59 PM
I'm with damagedinc. Mori is the only reason I still come to thi
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 9th, 2007
10:18:53 PM
Mercier you rule!
by CarmillaVonDoom
Oct 9th, 2007
10:20:54 PM
I hope he doesn't forget the Wilhelm Scream
by Osmosis Jones
Oct 9th, 2007
10:23:01 PM
Drew wrote a bad script? So does Paul Haggis. But I like Drew.
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:41:51 PM
Quint, you're a lucky man.
by TattooedBillionaire
Oct 9th, 2007
10:42:03 PM
i hope he uses his whip alot
by LarryTheCableGuy
Oct 9th, 2007
10:42:33 PM
Talkback Death pt 3
by damagedinc
Oct 9th, 2007
10:43:30 PM
More importantly, Drew .... this new Talkback look really SUCKS
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:44:27 PM
One last response to TBD
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 9th, 2007
10:44:51 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE BOTTLE OF ROGAINE
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:47:08 PM
I still recmember the feeling of walking out of the Bruin in Wes
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 9th, 2007
10:48:16 PM
Drew's review got me to go see YUMA and EASTERN PROMISES
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:50:10 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE WONDERFUL CATERED LUNCH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:52:13 PM
Using Last Crusade as a reference is Spielberg's fatal mistake
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
10:54:47 PM
Talkback Death / Gabriel Gray - did Drew tap your shoes at the a
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
11:07:15 PM
That's "tap your shoes at the airport bathroom"
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
11:08:00 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE BADLY WRITTEN SCRIPT
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
11:09:25 PM
Bronx Cheer - I come to the TBs to talk to horse fuckers
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
11:11:49 PM
Drew, I think you should write some porn scripts
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 9th, 2007
11:17:31 PM
QUINT YOU BASTARD!!!
by Laserbrain
Oct 9th, 2007
11:22:58 PM
Christ the TalkBack guy is a tool.
by Datascream
Oct 9th, 2007
11:32:41 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE LUNCH BUFFET
by ironic_name
Oct 9th, 2007
11:49:00 PM
How much more proof do we need of Lucas's suckage?
by performingmonkey
Oct 10th, 2007
12:03:28 AM
Speaking of those who love on the horses...
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
12:04:09 AM
BSB, there's that too.
by Bronx Cheer
Oct 10th, 2007
12:04:56 AM

by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
12:07:51 AM
Hasselhoff, NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
by The Atomic Worm
Oct 10th, 2007
12:50:24 AM
T R A N S M O R P H E R S 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!1
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 10th, 2007
12:54:02 AM
Jumper trailer is online
by wadi77
Oct 10th, 2007
01:03:25 AM
Why on earth
by JiveTalker
Oct 10th, 2007
01:17:22 AM
Quint, you forgot to ask him the question whether that idiot Tyl
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Oct 10th, 2007
02:04:04 AM
By the way, I have greater respect for Spielberg
by BadWaldo s Revenge
Oct 10th, 2007
02:12:36 AM
IS that Talkback Death dude
by Lost Jarv
Oct 10th, 2007
02:43:43 AM
Spielberg's War of the Worlds
by Jaws Wayne
Oct 10th, 2007
02:45:32 AM
Struzan
by Laserbrain
Oct 10th, 2007
03:01:33 AM
Oh yes.
by Bono Luthor
Oct 10th, 2007
04:22:07 AM
This is just about...
by metaluna
Oct 10th, 2007
05:23:51 AM
Amazing. I cannot wait...
by Kubla_Khan
Oct 10th, 2007
05:36:36 AM
Let
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Oct 10th, 2007
05:47:41 AM
Let'
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Oct 10th, 2007
05:47:49 AM
LET'S SEE THAT POSTER....
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Oct 10th, 2007
05:48:14 AM
Cool as, now that's my kind of scoop!
by KillaKane
Oct 10th, 2007
05:59:45 AM
Steve Spielberg is the best director alive
by CuervoJones
Oct 10th, 2007
06:25:26 AM
How can he bash quick cut editing while being in cahoots.....
by IndustryKiller!
Oct 10th, 2007
06:47:35 AM
Spielberg's War of the Worlds
by CuervoJones
Oct 10th, 2007
06:53:34 AM
It's Spielberg and he still makes good stuff but...
by FILMFUNK
Oct 10th, 2007
07:04:26 AM
Spielberg made the Anti-Zionist Munich and pissed
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
07:07:50 AM
Hey Yack wassup ... have you seen Yuma and Eastern Promises?
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
07:09:43 AM
WHERE'S THE KITE RUNNER TALKBACK???
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
07:10:33 AM
Spielberg should direct a porn on film
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
07:12:02 AM
Hey Quint
by Zarles
Oct 10th, 2007
08:26:22 AM
Awesome, Quint.
by Rando Calrisian
Oct 10th, 2007
08:48:25 AM
Ahem..
by smylexx
Oct 10th, 2007
09:07:47 AM
KIMCHEE KILLERZ
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
09:26:33 AM
Sorry
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 10th, 2007
09:27:03 AM
I just hope the action pieces don't suck
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
09:51:34 AM
I hope this movie doesn't feature
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
09:55:25 AM
Cuervo Jones
by Jaws Wayne
Oct 10th, 2007
10:00:31 AM
Wookie vs. Predator
by Rei-Ginsei
Oct 10th, 2007
10:25:42 AM
Yackbacker
by Shaw
Oct 10th, 2007
10:36:53 AM
War of the Worlds
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 10th, 2007
10:59:55 AM
By the way, why hasn't AICN talked about the leaked TF2 script?
by Rickey Henderson
Oct 10th, 2007
11:08:43 AM
I agree with the porn comment
by kilik777
Oct 10th, 2007
11:23:59 AM
Keep the momentum going and shoot Indy 5 while everyone is enjoi
by alucardvsdracula
Oct 10th, 2007
11:33:25 AM
The Cold Dead Hand - Lucas's Influence
by Palhaco
Oct 10th, 2007
12:30:00 PM
Wonderful buffet or not, it sounds like a cool experience
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
12:46:33 PM
"Throw me the idol, I throw you the HAM."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
12:47:56 PM
"How did you know Henry Jones Jr. was a Nazi?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
12:49:18 PM
"The HAM, Lao. The deal was for the HAM"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
12:52:14 PM
What? No Dennys Buffet?
by Rickey Henderson
Oct 10th, 2007
12:57:06 PM
"Indy, covet your HAM! Covet your HAM!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
01:08:04 PM
Indiana Jones...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:08:44 PM
Indiana Jones...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:09:09 PM
Indy snags ham hunk with the flick of his whip. Film at 11!
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
01:09:29 PM
Indiana Jones...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:09:44 PM
"You did it, didn't you?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
01:10:43 PM
Indiana Jones in...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:11:11 PM
"The HAM is mine, Dr. Jones!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
01:11:30 PM
Indy rips into HAM like the crocs ripped into Molaram. Film at 1
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
01:12:19 PM
"Indy...this HAM is like nothing you've gone after before."
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:12:21 PM
"Indy...they've put the HAM into a truck."
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:13:38 PM
"Go ahead Jones! Blow this HAM back to God."
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:14:55 PM
"That's more HAM than these people see in a week"
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
01:16:36 PM
HAM.... why did it have to be HAM?
by Proman1984
Oct 10th, 2007
01:37:45 PM
"Don't look at the HAM Marion! Keep your eyes shut!"
by Tacom
Oct 10th, 2007
01:42:11 PM
Were there any dancing Russians?
by Stalin vs Predator
Oct 10th, 2007
02:10:20 PM
Nice work while I was gone, Abom
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:11:23 PM
"HAM of Rah?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:14:01 PM
"Shorty, where's my HAM??!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:15:17 PM
"So, where'd you find your little HAM?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:16:42 PM
"So, where'd you find your little HAM?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:17:36 PM
"Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than HAM"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:19:47 PM
"I had it Marcus. I had HAM right in my hand."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:23:14 PM
"Get the HAM away from here immediately!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:24:19 PM
"In-DEE! The HAM is running owooooout!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:25:54 PM
"Ham. Why'd it have to be HAM?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:26:35 PM
"Ham. Why'd it have to be ham?"
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
02:27:56 PM
"Well Jones, it seems you haven't forgotten how to eat HAM!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:28:20 PM
Bored minds think alike, eh finky?
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 10th, 2007
02:28:36 PM
"What's this" - "It's HAM. You eat it."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:29:04 PM
heh, nice Abom
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:29:55 PM
"Neo, meaning 'new' and 'HAM', meaning 'tasty treat'..."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:31:53 PM
"Where IS the HAM?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:32:54 PM
"Come on, I'll buy ya some HAM. You know, some HAM?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:34:25 PM
"Only the penitent HAM will pass..."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:35:13 PM
"If you are Scottish HAM, dan I am Babe dee peeg!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:35:58 PM
"Indy, what is HAMkara?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:36:35 PM
So, Peter Jackson is keeping busy...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:38:52 PM
"No HAM or water! What kind of friends are these? "
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:39:54 PM
"Bellow" = "Belloq" -I hate fucking mistypes!
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
02:40:23 PM
They call him Belosh...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:41:53 PM
"That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be!"
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:44:24 PM
"HAM!!!"
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:46:12 PM
I am so excited
by Evil Hobbit
Oct 10th, 2007
02:46:30 PM
Hammit!
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
02:48:35 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE INDESTRUCTABLE HAM OF DOOM
by THE KNIGHT
Oct 10th, 2007
02:56:14 PM
HAM??
by FleshMachine
Oct 10th, 2007
02:59:00 PM
Ham station to be in Fresno tomorrow
by AllieJamison
Oct 10th, 2007
03:02:03 PM
"Your fire is dying fraulein"...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
03:43:14 PM
"...any army which carries the HAM before it"...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
03:47:33 PM
I'm Ham Solo,
by Shaw
Oct 10th, 2007
03:50:01 PM
I didn't kill my wife
by Shaw
Oct 10th, 2007
03:56:45 PM
It's like what Bay does with Speilberg.
by Neo Zeed
Oct 10th, 2007
04:01:08 PM
Re-release
by AllieJamison
Oct 10th, 2007
04:02:17 PM
"If you're thinking of trying to escape"...
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
04:07:31 PM
Ally J- right back at ya
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:26:00 PM
Head In A Box & jimmy rabbitte and others
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:27:24 PM
Pull over to the next Ham station dear that rump roast is kickin
by Knobules
Oct 10th, 2007
04:30:07 PM
What a HAM FEST this has become
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:35:22 PM
"He no nuts. He's HAMMY"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:36:20 PM
"Molaram, prepare to east HAM. In Hell!"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:36:46 PM
"Mr. Kantanga these are my friends and I will hear if they
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:38:05 PM
"What about HAM?" "There's no trace yet, sir"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:38:45 PM
"A British HAM is a soaring boar, as free as the mountain pig...
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:39:24 PM
"Hey, how about some HAM for you and your men?"
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:42:02 PM
that's enough for me - gotta get back to work
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:42:34 PM
Funny what the little mention of a "ham station" can do to a TB
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
04:44:03 PM
The Breath of Ham
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
04:58:45 PM
Buzz Maverik To Direct The Third TIN TIN
by Buzz Maverik
Oct 10th, 2007
04:59:27 PM
(throws nazi out of zeppelin)
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
05:01:03 PM
Can anyone explain the ham thing?
by slone13
Oct 10th, 2007
05:19:21 PM
spin spin spin
by AllieJamison
Oct 10th, 2007
05:22:00 PM
slone13
by jimmy rabbitte
Oct 10th, 2007
05:26:47 PM
slone13, I suddenly remembered my Shakespeare
by Elvis Cole Lives
Oct 10th, 2007
05:40:18 PM
Indy series on HD DVD/Blu Ray in 2008?
by roma_victor
Oct 10th, 2007
05:42:38 PM
slone13, Elvis Cole Lives said it good enough
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
05:50:58 PM
I thought about it some more. It's still just stupid.
by slone13
Oct 10th, 2007
05:52:59 PM
AllieJamison, The Beard speaks form both sides of his mouth
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
05:56:37 PM
Where's IndiAbbey Jones? They love the Indy quotes
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
05:57:45 PM
"You Americans are all the same. Always overdressing for HAM."
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
05:58:18 PM
slone13, maybe it's not the jokes that are stupid
by Elvis Cole Lives
Oct 10th, 2007
06:00:11 PM
Ganymede (hey, you're back, you nutty TINO lover), where is it?
by finky089
Oct 10th, 2007
06:01:16 PM
This just in: INDIANA JONES 4 IS BY FAR THE MOST ANITICIPATED MO
by Proman1984
Oct 10th, 2007
06:01:54 PM
Hold up, I think I got it now. I'm gonna try one last time...
by slone13
Oct 10th, 2007
06:02:47 PM
Okay, now *THAT* was funny, slone13
by Elvis Cole Lives
Oct 10th, 2007
06:09:29 PM
Schweinefleisch of Doom
by AllieJamison
Oct 10th, 2007
06:11:15 PM
slone13
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
06:17:14 PM
slone13, I confirm that HAM is indeed very funny
by Proman1984
Oct 10th, 2007
06:18:47 PM

by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
06:29:01 PM
What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
06:30:51 PM
There's a new cut iof BLADERUNNER?
by CountryBoy
Oct 10th, 2007
07:41:24 PM
digital effects????????
by BurgerKing
Oct 10th, 2007
08:36:12 PM
SPOILER WARNING PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSEEE!!!!
by gufte82
Oct 10th, 2007
09:23:31 PM
What? You're not eating?
by wackybantha
Oct 10th, 2007
09:29:30 PM
Indiana Jones and the Ham Station
by Pizza The Hut
Oct 10th, 2007
09:54:40 PM
HAM
by wackybantha
Oct 10th, 2007
10:03:52 PM
"Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees...
by Osmosis Jones
Oct 10th, 2007
10:48:15 PM
TALKBACK DEATH
by damagedinc
Oct 10th, 2007
11:04:31 PM
Up above ↑
by Al Swearengen
Oct 10th, 2007
11:12:14 PM
"Spielberg said that the way he works with George is he lets Geo
by Jesus of Suburbia
Oct 10th, 2007
11:18:07 PM
ham = connery
by ironic_name
Oct 11th, 2007
03:15:54 AM
tintin of hamham
by ironic_name
Oct 11th, 2007
03:38:09 AM
roma_victor
by Quint
Oct 11th, 2007
04:15:53 AM
finky089
by Jay Jay
Oct 11th, 2007
06:21:29 AM
TB Death is a tit
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
06:33:29 AM
Abominable Snowcone
by Jay Jay
Oct 11th, 2007
06:33:59 AM
LP
by just pillow talk
Oct 11th, 2007
07:02:54 AM
It ALWAYS needs feeding
by Lost Jarv
Oct 11th, 2007
08:16:19 AM
INDIANA JONES EATS HAM!
by Dokkalvar
Oct 11th, 2007
08:25:03 AM
Slone13
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:41:36 AM
How about some HAM for you and your men?
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:42:35 AM
"No time for HAM, Dr. Jones!"
by Darkman
Oct 11th, 2007
09:44:42 AM
We're gonna need a bigger HAM
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:51:44 AM
Those aren't birds, sweetheart
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:52:45 AM
Archaelogy is the search for FACT
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
09:54:40 AM
What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot of HAM.
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
10:50:49 AM
Ham?
by one9deuce
Oct 11th, 2007
10:52:41 AM
Being stuck in a van with the guy from CHUD
by INWOsuxRED
Oct 11th, 2007
10:59:39 AM
Head In A Box
by one9deuce
Oct 11th, 2007
11:19:00 AM
HAM shot first!
by azscott
Oct 11th, 2007
11:27:13 AM
An Imperial Probe Ham...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
11:54:43 AM
"Clean shaven, hair liberally oiled, but he’s been getting dirty
by LTChief
Oct 11th, 2007
12:39:42 PM
I had HAM for lunch.
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
12:51:45 PM
Head In A Box, Abom, etc, you guys keep me laughing
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
12:56:50 PM
HAM or HAM not, there is no try
by ATARI
Oct 11th, 2007
12:57:53 PM
"There is no brisket. Only Ham or no Ham"
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:03:11 PM
"Owen he can't stay here forever. He's not a HAMeater like you..
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:04:10 PM
"I am C-3PO, HAM - Cyborg relations..."
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:04:47 PM
"ehh, this was a miserable dinner anyway. Luke, we're gonna have
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:05:17 PM
damn, it cut me off
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:05:48 PM
Fraulein, have dee HAM, then. Let me show you what I am used to
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:06:33 PM
"This isn't the HAM you're looking for..."
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:07:26 PM
"We used to bullseye HAMrats smaller than that back home"
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:08:10 PM
"I'd sooner eat a HAM!" "I can arrange that."
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:09:14 PM
"Don't frighten us with your sorceror's HAM, Lord Vader."
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:11:10 PM
"Gen Tarken, I could smell your foul HAM as soon as I came aboar
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:12:18 PM
You are part of the rebel alliance and a HAM!
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:28:44 PM
Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:29:10 PM
Away put your weapon! I mean you no ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:32:23 PM
ganymede3010
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:34:19 PM
Eeyah-tay Eeyah-tay Eeyah-toh
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:34:54 PM
"The HAMdo system?" "HAMdo isn't a system it's a meat"
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:35:31 PM
"WHOOTINI!" = Jawa for "HAM!"
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:36:15 PM
I can't find my ham!
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:36:34 PM
nice one, Abom.
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:37:09 PM
This is when it would be appropos for Porkins to have a line
by finky089
Oct 11th, 2007
01:38:00 PM
Go ahead...make my ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:44:12 PM
HeadInaBox...you know you're a SW geek when...
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:45:47 PM
You're feisty little ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:46:35 PM
Hey Michelangelo
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:52:50 PM
No one's ever gone the distance with horseradish before
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 11th, 2007
01:58:32 PM
It's a ham....errr....wrap!
by AllieJamison
Oct 11th, 2007
02:13:15 PM
TINTIN
by Daddylonghead
Oct 11th, 2007
02:40:39 PM
I'll take this ham shit...
by slone13
Oct 11th, 2007
03:47:54 PM
Tonight..
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:11:18 PM
Obi
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:12:29 PM
Go ahead
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:13:15 PM
Heres looking at you
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:14:00 PM
Frankly my dear
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:14:33 PM
That last one is my favorite
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:15:03 PM
Ham's
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:16:13 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:16:49 PM
Who was that
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:17:35 PM
I'm
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:19:09 PM
Ham
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:19:55 PM
Gordon Gheko says...
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:20:47 PM
I'm gonna make him
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:21:42 PM
Go ahead make my
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:22:23 PM
The Music HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:22:52 PM
HAM on Fire
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:23:55 PM
The Right HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:25:33 PM
The Wizard of Ham
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:26:26 PM
CITIZEN HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:27:29 PM
KENTUCKY FRIED HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:28:02 PM
VIVA HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:29:04 PM
THE 400 HAMS
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:29:26 PM
THE SOUND OF HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:30:26 PM
MY LEFT HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:30:49 PM
HAM'S OF NEW YORK
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:31:15 PM
THE COLOR OF HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:31:36 PM
DR. STRANGEHAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:32:21 PM
OR HOW I STOPPED WORRING AND LEARNED
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:33:04 PM
a A FISTFUL OF HAMS
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:49:05 PM
JAMBON,JAMBON
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:50:30 PM
HAM IN THE AFTERNOON
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:51:14 PM
A MAN AND A HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:51:43 PM
JULES ET HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:52:07 PM
E.H.
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:54:35 PM
WILD HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:55:06 PM
THE HAM'S ARE COMING, THE HAM'S ARE COMING
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:55:39 PM
A MIDSUMMER NIGHTS HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:56:30 PM
HAMLET
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:56:46 PM
IN THE HEAT OF THE HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:57:18 PM
REGARDING HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:58:01 PM
HAM VS. HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:58:28 PM
HAM 1138
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:59:23 PM
RAGING HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
04:59:51 PM
I'M MAD AS HAM
by bloodysam
Oct 11th, 2007
05:00:39 PM
Spielberg is a great man
by cromwell1666
Oct 11th, 2007
05:33:50 PM
man bites HAM
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:06:41 PM
You're gonna need a bigger HAM
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:09:00 PM
God didn't make Rambo, HAM did
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:23:37 PM
Miggs: I can smell your HAM
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:25:56 PM
Serrano de Bergerac
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:28:17 PM
This certainly is the ham of Christ
by Moonwatcher
Oct 11th, 2007
06:32:00 PM
"you just shot an un-hammed man!"
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:41:25 PM
"Who gives a shit what you believe?
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
06:55:08 PM
All this talk about ham... makes me hungry!
by Proman1984
Oct 11th, 2007
07:08:28 PM
"I want more HAM, fucker"
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
07:18:02 PM
Did you share a 2-liter of "Game Fuel" ???
by BobWinters5
Oct 11th, 2007
07:26:17 PM
Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. HAM's in the water.
by BobWalnut
Oct 11th, 2007
08:13:26 PM
I just got off the phone with Steven Spielberg...
by Forestal
Oct 11th, 2007
09:51:28 PM
THE HEBREW HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:36:27 PM
I AM HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:38:43 PM
3:10 to Lunchtime
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:40:12 PM
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST BRULEE
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:42:54 PM
RAIDERS OF THE ROAST PORK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:45:47 PM
SPIDER-HAM 4: RISE OF ELECTRO
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:51:46 PM
FANTASTIC PORK 3: GALACTUS MUST FEED
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:53:03 PM
X3: THE LAST HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
10:54:31 PM
HEROS
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:01:07 PM
TALKBACK DEATH AND THE CRY FOR ATTENTION
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:02:21 PM
THE HAM RUNNER
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:03:56 PM
EAT DRINK HAM WOMAN
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:06:10 PM
PORKBACK MOUNTAIN
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:08:03 PM
THE HAM ULTIMATUM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:17:15 PM
OCEAN'S ELEVEN HAMS
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:22:10 PM
HAM, CAUTION
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:27:10 PM
30 DAYS OF HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:35:44 PM
THE BACON AND THE SNOWMAN
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:37:21 PM
THE HAM IS NOT ENOUGH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:46:03 PM
HOLLYWOOD HAMICIDE
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:49:21 PM
100 Days of Hamdomy
by Proman1984
Oct 11th, 2007
11:50:21 PM
THE HAM WHISPERER
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:51:39 PM
Will they find a new director for Transformers 2?
by GibsonUSA
Oct 11th, 2007
11:51:45 PM
CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE PORK RIND
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:56:22 PM
TRANSFATFORMERS
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 11th, 2007
11:59:34 PM
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:01:28 AM
HAM... THE OTHER OTHER WHITE MEAT
by Proman1984
Oct 12th, 2007
12:09:38 AM
HAM SOLO
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:15:54 AM
GET HAM OR DIE TRYIN'
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:24:08 AM
THE HAM WHO LOVED ME
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:30:26 AM
Aw hell naw! It's the nth fake title talkback...
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
12:35:32 AM
THE HAM AFTER TOMORROW
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:41:01 AM
JURASSIC PORK
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
12:43:02 AM
I wish BSB was HAM
by Proman1984
Oct 12th, 2007
12:58:54 AM
ENTER THE HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
01:00:06 AM
THE LORD OF THE RINDS
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
01:03:11 AM
SAVE THE LAST HAM
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
01:05:26 AM
THE CHRONICLES OF BACON
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
01:10:58 AM
HAMBO - FIRST PORK PART TWO
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:13:27 AM
THE QUIET HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:14:13 AM
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER FOR A HAM SANDWICH
by BringingSexyBack
Oct 12th, 2007
01:14:14 AM
I, HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:14:51 AM
HAM ACADEMY 4 - PORK ON PATROL
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:16:25 AM
THE HAMSHANK REDEMPTION
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:17:32 AM
HAM'S LIST
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:18:11 AM
12 ANGRY HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:19:15 AM
THE LORD OF THE PORK III - RETURN OF THE HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:19:54 AM
THE USUAL HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:20:35 AM
MEHAMTO
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:21:09 AM
www.whatistheHAMtrix.com
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:22:08 AM
TO KILL A MOCKINGHAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:22:51 AM
SAVING PRIVATE HAM
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:24:11 AM
H FOR HAMDETTA
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 12th, 2007
01:25:57 AM
Err, what happened to this talkback?
by BenBraddock
Oct 12th, 2007
02:28:48 AM
THE HAMFATHER
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Oct 12th, 2007
05:23:52 AM
BLACKHAM DOWN
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Oct 12th, 2007
05:24:31 AM
ALL TALKBACKERS TAKE NOTE!!
by IndiAbbey Jones
Oct 12th, 2007
06:50:18 AM
Re-release the first three at the flicks!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 12th, 2007
07:17:45 AM
Re-release the first three at the flicks!!
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 12th, 2007
07:17:46 AM
For those of you keeping score------------------------- ---------
by ATARI
Oct 12th, 2007
08:00:43 AM
I've got the ham, Jabba
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
09:05:31 AM
Cough cough...General Kenobi. We've been expecting ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
09:06:26 AM
Victims of the Almighty Ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
09:08:47 AM
You and I are very much alike, Dr. Jones
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
09:11:15 AM
JESUS GODDAM FUCKING CHRIST ENOUGH WITH THE HAM!!!!!!!!!!
by Laserbrain
Oct 12th, 2007
10:15:09 AM
I find your lack of HAM disturbing...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:22:58 AM
and on a bad Vader note....
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:24:12 AM
and...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:27:08 AM
or....
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:27:29 AM
or...this....damn typing thingy...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:28:32 AM
beating this into the ground...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:30:24 AM
and finally....on topic...sort of....
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:31:49 AM
ok, i'm bored...so....
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:35:46 AM
bad dialogue needs parody too...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:41:55 AM
BSB
by Shaw
Oct 12th, 2007
10:43:14 AM
if Monty Python had a talkback...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:44:14 AM
To HAM and HAM Not
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:46:13 AM
sooooo bored....
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
10:48:24 AM
It doesn't know pain. It feels no pity.
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
01:02:02 PM
I gave your locker to Dipper.
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
01:04:57 PM
It's a HAM! Ash is a goddamned canned HAM!
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
01:07:50 PM
E.T. phone ham
by Abominable Snowcone
Oct 12th, 2007
01:09:12 PM
wow-oh-wow, this has been amusing
by finky089
Oct 12th, 2007
01:57:34 PM
Um, SoylentMean, don't want to rain on your parade, but
by Puddleglum
Oct 12th, 2007
02:04:00 PM
"That's the HAM of a carpenter!"
by FlyingToupee
Oct 12th, 2007
02:17:01 PM
while we are at it...an actual line of dialogue...
by kname2
Oct 12th, 2007
02:34:25 PM
Summer of HAM
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:31:36 PM
It's time to belatedly make the HAM -> PORN crossover!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:32:22 PM
...ahem...
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:33:11 PM
#1: JUR-ASS-IS-PORKED
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:33:51 PM
#2: Space Ram
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:35:46 PM
OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER.
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:36:16 PM
OR SPACE HAM, WHATEVER.
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:36:18 PM
#3: BOT FUZZ
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:38:42 PM
#4: I GROW, BOT
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:39:17 PM
#5: ANALIEN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:39:45 PM
#6: ME, MYSELF, IN IRENE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:40:48 PM
#7: SPRAY IT FORWARD
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:41:12 PM
#8: THE BREAKFAST CLUB - no need to change that one
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:42:09 PM
#9: CHARLIE'S ANALS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:43:10 PM
#10: GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:43:48 PM
#11: TOP GUNK
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:44:40 PM
#12: BRING IT IN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:45:00 PM
#13: IN-SONIA
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:45:29 PM
#14: THE FILTH ELEMENT
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:45:56 PM
#15: AIR WHORES ONE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:46:21 PM
ARE ANY OF THESE REAL??
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:46:41 PM
# 16: THERE'S SOMEONE INSIDE MARY
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:47:11 PM
#17: WHEN HARRY MEAT SALLY
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:47:37 PM
#18@ BANGS OF NEW YORK
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:50:40 PM
#18: BANGS OF NEW YORK
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:50:45 PM
oops, sorry. for it all....BUT I CAN'T STOP!!!!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:51:21 PM
#19: THE MOUNTIN'
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:51:55 PM
#20: PORN OF THE DEAD
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:52:36 PM
# 21: THE SEVENTH SQUEAL
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:53:24 PM
# 22: ASS-INO
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:54:19 PM
#23: PRETTY SHITTY GANG BANG sorry
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:55:40 PM
#24: DR. YES
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:56:19 PM
#25: LES ENFANTS 'DO' PARADIS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
05:59:35 PM
#26: ME IN YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:00:06 PM
#27: THE BONE ULTIMATUM
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:00:51 PM
#28: 28 LAYS LATER ahem
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:02:14 PM
#29: BATMAN BIGGENS thank you
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:04:44 PM
and finally, for now, probably...
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:05:42 PM
#30: MARY POPS-IN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:07:36 PM
couldn't resist - PORK THE LINE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:08:16 PM
LEGALLY BANGED
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:10:12 PM
ASSABLANCA
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:11:05 PM
I-PULL-ALL 13
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:11:48 PM
A-LAD-IN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:12:23 PM
FILL BILL
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:15:26 PM
GRINDING NEMO
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:15:52 PM
And that's me out for real. G'night AICN, you've been great!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:16:49 PM
Oooh. Someone's joined in!!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:17:26 PM
nah man, TRANNIES-FOR-MA-ASS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:18:15 PM
LITTLE MISS CUM-SLIME ugh.
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:19:56 PM
A BUGGERERS LIFE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:21:11 PM
RUB-ECCA
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:21:45 PM
THE LAST RING IN SCOTLAND
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:22:06 PM
SPURT-IGO
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:22:28 PM
LABIARINTH
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:23:18 PM
BROKEDICK MOUNTAIN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:23:54 PM
SQUIRTY DANCING
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:24:12 PM
GLAND OF THE DEAD
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:25:52 PM
I don't know how to turn it off!!!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:26:30 PM
THE ITCHER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:27:06 PM
THE SEXORCIST
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:30:08 PM
LOADIAC
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:30:28 PM
IN-JOANNA JONES AND THE ASS CRUSADE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:32:03 PM
PUSH HOUR
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:32:33 PM
RAIDING PLACES
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:32:54 PM
A BEAUTIFUL GRIND
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:36:48 PM
THE DA VINCI LOAD
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:37:18 PM
THE SPUNKBOB SQUIRTPANTS MOVIE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:38:40 PM
I'm tired...am UK-based, so its late for me
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:52:50 PM
sooo...SPLATOON
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:53:59 PM
CREAMCATCHER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:54:55 PM
LADY ON THE TRAMP
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:56:21 PM
ERIN BUCK-A-BITCH
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:56:51 PM
fuck, that last one was good...
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
06:57:16 PM
MASTERS OF THE POONIVERSE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:01:36 PM
BRIEFS ENCOUNTER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:02:13 PM
GHOSTS-BUST-ASS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:03:39 PM
SLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:05:33 PM
STAR TREK: PENETRATIONS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:06:00 PM
MY PILLS HAVE EYES
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:07:55 PM
There's been 65 or so so far, dunno if I can make the hundred
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:10:38 PM
nice one Soylent, you got us all there. PLAY FISTY WITH ME
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:12:48 PM
SIX DAYS, SEVEN FRIGHTS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:13:15 PM
DEAD MAN PORKING
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:14:07 PM
HETROPOLIS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:14:43 PM
sorry, HETEROPOLIS I meant
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:15:18 PM
PROJECT SEX
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:16:29 PM
REDS 'ONJA
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:18:46 PM
RUB-A-COP
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:19:06 PM
RUBBIN' HOOD - PIMP SOME THEIVES
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:19:35 PM
meant THIEVES
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:20:57 PM
THE TWO-MAN SHOW
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:23:43 PM
MISSION: I'M POSEABLE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:24:29 PM
DON'T BUCK NOW
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:25:58 PM
PORKABOUT
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:26:16 PM
ASS OF GLORY
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:26:37 PM
WHO MAIMED ROGER RABBIT?
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:27:13 PM
THE BENCH CONNECTION
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:28:51 PM
FANNY ON ALEXANDER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:29:10 PM
AMERICAN BOOTY
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:29:29 PM
A MAN FOR ALL SQUEEZIN'S
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:30:27 PM
OLIVER TWISTS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:30:51 PM
12 HUNGRY MEN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:31:50 PM
ALL-GIRL FRIDAY
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:32:17 PM
BANGIN' IN THE RAIN
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:32:39 PM
ANNIE HOLE
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:32:56 PM
DOING JOHN MALKOVICH
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:34:18 PM
BEN-HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGH!
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:34:59 PM
A FISTFUL OF DONALDS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:35:20 PM
GOLDFINGERER
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:35:37 PM
PUBIC ACCESS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:36:06 PM
one more and I think its a hundred...
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:38:12 PM
HE BLEW MAX
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:40:23 PM
THE EMPIRE LIKES CRACK night night freaky deakies
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:41:01 PM
last one - THE WIZARD OF ASS
by Specktron
Oct 12th, 2007
07:41:40 PM
"What an unbelievable amount of space to spend on "ham", guys."
by Proman1984
Oct 12th, 2007
08:37:19 PM
Head In A Box read
by Proman1984
Oct 12th, 2007
09:53:47 PM
Hey, "Head In A Box", just take a look at the LOST talkback
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oct 13th, 2007
04:48:12 AM
"I said no HAMs! That's four HAMs. Can't you count?"
by ScotFree
Oct 13th, 2007
09:24:18 AM
(Sorry)
by ScotFree
Oct 13th, 2007
09:24:49 AM
Getting a bit ham-fisted now -
by BobWalnut
Oct 13th, 2007
11:23:40 AM
"IT'S THAT SALTY BLOODY HAM!"
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Oct 13th, 2007
12:46:34 PM
Cold Ham sounds deliscious, Head,
by Proman1984
Oct 13th, 2007
03:33:21 PM
hey, specktron...good show...but you missed one...
by kname2
Oct 13th, 2007
04:24:37 PM
while we are on the Harrison Ford/HAM connection...
by kname2
Oct 13th, 2007
04:34:53 PM
BOND SPECIAL: LICENSE TO FILL
by Specktron
Oct 14th, 2007
03:46:15 PM
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUNK
by Specktron
Oct 14th, 2007
03:46:59 PM
MOONGROPER
by Specktron
Oct 14th, 2007
03:47:18 PM
THE BLOWN SUPREMACY
by Specktron
Oct 14th, 2007
03:49:43 PM
SPLENDOR IN THE ASS
by bloodysam
Oct 15th, 2007
12:43:27 PM
errrrr,....ummmmm,.....uhhhhhh ,....
by kname2
Oct 16th, 2007
11:36:05 PM
Ham is dead. LONG LIVE PORK!!!
by Specktron
Oct 17th, 2007
06:02:29 PM
HAM=PORK
by kname2
Oct 18th, 2007
10:40:39 PM
PORK!
by finky089
Oct 19th, 2007
02:26:04 PM
The HAM thread is hillarious...
by DoctorWho?
Oct 20th, 2007
09:25:05 AM
Indiana Jones Meets Seaman Hornsby
by Banditmania
Oct 20th, 2007
07:24:54 PM
Ham
by Specktron
Oct 31st, 2007
06:18:01 PM

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