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UPDATE: $33 TWILIGHT ZONE!!
SciFi & Cartoon Bundlage!!
Herc’s Season-Box DVD Vault!!

TWILIGHT ZONE: THE COMPLETE SERIES!!


$164.99!!

That works out to $33 Per Season!!
The extras-crammed Definitive Editions!!
Individual seasons cost $69.99 New; $50 used!!
They were going for close to $100/season not too long ago!

(The discount presumably celebrates the release of the “Twilight Zone” movie in HD, so don’t expect it to last ...)




I am – Hercules!!


The Film Crew: Giant of Marathon is the fourth and last of the scheduled Film Crew releases masterminded by “Mystery Science Theater 3000” vet Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. It is not a TV show, but I love it anyway.

1959’s “La Battaglie di Maratona” is a historical actioner about, among other things, 100 Greek warriors who must defeat the entire Persian army. It stars Steve Reeves, the former Mr. Universe who had just found stardom with the budget Euro-actioner, 1958’s “Le Fatiche di Ercole,” a.k.a. “The Toils of Hercules” a.k.a. “Hercules.” (“Maratona” is presented here letterboxed! Did they ever do that on “MST3K”?)

Those mocked in the boys’ aftermarket “commentary track” include Dan Haggerty, Dracula, Sylvester Stallone, Star Trek, The Joker, Chris Kattan, Phil Spector, Ben Hur, Creatine, Rod McKuen, Spinal Tap, Michael Stipe, Oliver Reed, Woodstock ’99, the Keebler Elves, CSPAN, Jeff Lynne, Mr. Peabody, Tiger Balm, the Planet of the Apes, Steve Martin, Maria Shriver, Mr. Ed, tuna, s’mores, slaves, notaries public, Celine Dion and Michael Bay, among many others.

Bonus features include an apology to ancient Persians from Mike Nelson (2:53) and a commentary by “retired electrician and Korean War vet Walter S. Ferguson,” who claims to have been a (very versatile) extra in “La Battaglie di Maratona.” (7:30).


ABC’s 1977 “Roots” miniseries was an unprecedented rating phenomenon (its finale is still the third-highest-rated TV show ever), which necessitated the creation of 1979’s “Roots: The Next Generations,” which followed the Kinte family from the abolition of slavery to the civil rights movement, and even included a nice chunk of “Roots” author Alex Haley’s “The Autobiography of Malcolm X” for good measure.

The original “Roots” cast included Yaphet Kotto, Brion James, Tracey Gold, Yvonne DeCarlo, Chuck Connors, Todd Bridges, Burl Ives, Lloyd Bridges, Richard Roundtree, Ian McShane, George Hamilton, Scatman Crothers, Carolyn Jones, Roxie Roker, Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs, Sandy Duncan, Vic Morrow, Lynda Day George, Lorne Greene, Robert Reed, Louis Gossett, O.J. Simpson, Ed Asner, Ji-Tu Cumbuka and Maya Angelou.

The “Next Generations” cast trumped the original by getting a post-“Godfather” Marlon Brando to play American Nazi Party leader George Lincoln Rockwell. It was Brando’s first and only TV role since 1949, and he won an Emmy for his seven seated minutes onscreen. He flings around the n-word, sings race-baiting ditties and sprays James Earl Jones (as Haley) with what looks like air freshener.

Besides Jones, Brando’s co-stars in “Generations” include “Apocalypse Now” co-star Albert Hall, as well as James Earl Jones (as Haley), Gerald McRaney, J.A. Preston, Henry Fonda, Andy Griffith, Ernie Hudson, Kim Fields, Harold E. Rollins, Bobby Short, Norman Fell, James Broderick, Paul Winfield, Robert Culp, Rosey Grier, Bernie Casey, Ossie Davis, Ruby Dee, Irene Cara, Harry Morgan, Greg Morris, Olivia de Havilland and Marc “Beastmaster” Singer.

Al Freeman Jr. plays Malcolm X, and it’s fascinating to compare his mannered, low-key approach to the one favored by Spike Lee and Denzel Washington.


Twilight Zone: The Movie hits Blu-ray and HD-DVD for the first time today. The movie is an indispensable part of any collection because 1) it put “Mad Max” mastermind George Miller to work directing John Lithgow in “Terror at 30,000 Feet,” and 2) its six-minute prologue featured comedy ubergenius Albert Brooks at his hands-down funniest, trying to scare Dan Aykroyd with gravel-beds and headlights (“There could be nuns up there; we wouldn’t seem ‘em!”), making up lyrics to the “National Geographic” theme song and explaining why he bought a second pair of glasses.





TV-on-DVD Calendar


Last Week
Criminals Minds 2.x
Entourage 3.x Vol. 2
Felix The Cat: The Complete 1958-1959 Series
Galapagos (Blu-ray)
Galapagos (HD-DVD)
Glen Campbell Good Times Again
Godzilla Vol. 3
Hee Haw: A Salute
How I Met Your Mother 2.x
I Love New York
The Inspector Lynley Mysteries Vol. 5
Jericho 1.x
Little People, Big World 1.x
Metalocalypse 1.x
The Sarah Silverman Program 1.x
The Secret World of Alex Mack 1.x
Shark 1.x
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Complete Series
The War: The Complete Miniseries



This Week


Alfred Hitchcock Presents 3.x


Ben 10 2.x


Creature Comforts America 1.x


CSI New York 3.x


CSI New York 1.x-3.x


DeGrassi High: The Complete Series


Everybody Hates Chris 2.x


Family Ties 2.x


The Film Crew: Giant of Marathon


Ghost Hunters 3.x Vol. 1


Girlfriends 2.x


Hannah Montana Vol. 3


Jericho of Scotland Yard 1.x/2.x


The Lair 1.x


Little Women: The Complete Series


Marple 3.x


Meerkat Manor 1.x


Michael Palin: Pole To Pole


Murder, She Wrote 7.x


Only Fools and Horses: Complete Collection


Only Fools and Horses: The Specials


Robin of Sherwood Vol. 2


Roots: The Next Generations


Roots: The Complete Collection


Stargate SG-1: The Complete Series


Twilight Zone: The Movie


Twilight Zone: The Movie [Blu-ray]


Twilight Zone: The Movie [HD-DVD]


The Vicar of Dibley: Happy Ending


War & Peace


Whose Line Is It Anyway 1.x


Whose Line Is It Anyway 1.x Vol. 2



Next Week
Absolutely Fabulous: The Complete Series
Absolutely Fabulous: White Box
Charlie & Lola Vol. 6
Ironside 2.x
Jonathan Creek 2.x
MacGyver: The Complete Series
Masters of Horror 1.x Vol. 1 [Blu-ray}
Masters of Horror 1.x Vol. 2 [Blu-ray]
Masters of Horror: The Damned Thing
Medium 3.x
Medium 1.x-3.x
Mythbusters Vol. 2
Roseanne 9.x
Squidbillies Vol. 1
Studio 60: The Complete Series
That '70s Show 7.x
Waking The Dead 2.x
Wanted: Dead or Alive 3.x



October 23
The Adventures of Aquaman: The Complete Collection
American Gangster 1.x
Clive Cussler's Sea Hunters 1.x/2.x
The Company: The Complete Miniseries
The Company: The Complete Miniseries [Blu-ray]
Hamish MacBeth 3.x
I Love Lucy: The Complete Series
Jupiter Moon: New Frontier Vol. 1
The L-Word 4.x
Mind of Mencia Uncensored 3.x
Monarch of the Glen 7.x
Monarch of the Glen: The Complete Series
NCIS 4.x
NCIS: Four Season Pack
Route 66 Vol. 1
Ruth Rendell Mysteries Vol. 2
The Sopranos 6.x Vol. 2
The Sopranos 6.x Vol. 2 [Blu-ray]
The Sopranos 6.x Vol. 2 [HD-DVD]


Super Powers Team: Galactic Guardians
Tales From The Crypt 7.x


Veronica Mars 3.x
Veronica Mars: The Complete Series
Voyage To The Bottom of the Seas 3.x Vol. 2
Young Indiana Jones Vol. 1



October 30


Angel: Complete Series Collector's Set ($97.99!!)
Avatar 3.x Vol. 1
Benny Hill: Complete Collection


Biography: Saturday Night Live
Checkmate: Best of 1.x <--- NEW!!
Cimarron City: Best Of 1.x <--- NEW!!
CSI Miami 5.x
CSI Miami 1.x-5.x
Dark Shadows: The Beginning Vol. 2
Everybody Loves Raymond: The Complete Series
Family Affair 4.x


Family Guy 1.x-5.x Party Pack
Laredo: Best Of 1.x <--- NEW!!
Looney Tunes: Golden Collection Vol. 5
Magnum P.I. 7.x
Miami Ink 1.x
Hey Mulligan: Best of 1.x <--- NEW!!


My So-Called Life: The Complete Series


Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Vol. 12
October Road 1.x
Outer Limits Vol. 3
The Real McCoys 2.x
Restless Gun: Best of 1.x <--- NEW!!
Riverboat: Best of 1.x <--- NEW!!
Scrubs 6.x
Sgt. Preston of the Yukon: Complete Collection
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get A Clue Vol. 1
Suspense: The Lost Episodes Vol. 2
The Tall Man: Best of 1.x <--- NEW!!


TV Animation Giftset <--- NEW!!


Twin Peaks: The Complete Series



November 6
The Andy Williams Show: Best Of
Beetle Bailey: The Complete Collection
Bob Hope: The Ultimate Collection
The Captain & Tennille: The Specials
The Colbert Report: Best Of
The Cosby Show 5.x
The Cosby Show 6.x

Day of the Triffids: The Complete Miniseries
Doctor Who 3.x
Doctor Who: Arc of Infinity
Doctor Who: Time-Flight


Flight of the Conchords 1.x
Full House 8.x
Full House: The Complete Series
The House of Venus 1.x
The King of Queens: The Complete Series
Martin 3.x
Martin 1.x-3.x
McLeod's Daughters 4.x
MXC: Most Extreme Eliminatiion Challenge 3.x
The Munsters: Scary Little Christmas
The Pink Panther: Pink Christmas
Project Runway 3.x <--- NEW!!
Seinfeld 9.x


Seinfeld: The Complete Series
Sesame Street: Old School Vol. 2
The Tonight Show: Definitive Collection


TV SciFi Bundle <--- NEW!!
Wildfire 2.x
Wings 5.x
Wings 1.x-5.x
The X-Files: Ultimate Collection



November 13
The Addams Family: The Complete Series
Black Books 3.x
Black Books: The Complete Series
Captain N & The New Super Mario World
DaVinci's Inquest 2.x
DuckTales Vol. 3
Gilmore Girls 7.x
Gilmore Girls: The Complete Series
The Littles: The Complete Series
Masters of Horror 1.x Vol. 3 [Blu-ray]
Masters of Horror: Dream Cruise
Melrose Place 3.x
Melrose Place 1.x-3.x
Miami Vice: The Complete Series
Northern Exposure: The Complete Series
Perry Mason 2.x Vol. 2
Prison Break 1.x [Blu-ray]


South Park Christmas
SpongeBob SquarePants: Atlantis SquarePants <--- NEW!!
TaleSpin Vol. 2
The Young Ones: The Complete Series
Zorro: Return to the Future



November 20
The Batman 4.x
Bozo's Big Top Vol. 2
Care Bears: 25th Anniversary
Chappelle's Show: Complete Series
Charles In Charge 2.x
CSI 7.x
CSI 1.x-7.x
Dangerous Assignment: The Complete Collection
The Doris Day Show 5.x
Doris Day Today
Dr. Katz: The Complete Series
Ice Road Truckers 1.x
Inside The Actors Studio: Johnny Depp
Legend of Bravestarr Vol. 1
Little Britain: Abroad
Little Britain: The Complete Collection
Love American Style 1.x Vol. 1


Mission: Impossible 3.x
Mission: Impossible 1.x-3.x
Queer As Folk: The Complete Series


Star Trek 1.x [DVD/HD-DVD]
Tales of Tomorrow Vol. 3
Teen Titans 4.x
The Wild Wild West 3.x



November 27


Futurama Movie I: Bender's Big Score
Happy Days 1.x-3.x
The Land Before Time Vol. 1
Laverne & Shirley 3.x
Mork & Mindy 3.x
The OC: The Complete Series
Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive Vol. 3
Wish Gone Amiss



December 4
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Vol. 5
Battlestar Galactica 1.x [HD-DVD]


Battlestar Galactica: Razor
Crank Yankers: Best Of
Daniel Boone 6.x
Dante's Cove Gift Set <--- NEW!!
Diagnosis Murder 3.x
Diagnosis Murder 1.x-3.x
Highlander: The Complete Animated Series