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10,000 BC Has A One Sheet - Sorta Like Me In A Fur Onesie!
Hey folks, Harry here with a pretty darn cool poster of a wooly mammoth and a man with a mean looking spear. I'm really looking forward to this movie, I've been a sucker for Roland Emmerich's work pretty much every time out - the only film that fell apart for me was GODZILLA - but that was on a second viewing - that infamous first viewing is still one of the most awesome SCREENING experiences I've ever had - I'm curious as hell to see how the film plays - that first trailer has a sort of strange pre-civilization vibe going for it - which frankly I dig. The period we're dealing with is the same sort of time zone that authors have had a great deal of fun with for quite some time. But nobody has done it better, in my book, than Robert E Howard's Conan and Kull series. Here's the one sheet - enjoy...
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now that solomon may open the door for more of his works to film like conan, i wish it could have happened in the 30s, and it was almost going to be w/ stop motion like king kong. CGI is as undeveloped fof film akin to the silent movie effects.
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But at least it's abit different from everything else thats been put out there lately
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I there a Go-To guy out there for Muscley men and hairy creature posters that look CG with some blue clouds!?
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There's a subplot where Ringo blames everything on the mammoth.
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or else this will be a disaster.
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Not even close shittlepod_10, you should go cry in a corner for making that comparison. It should be fun..if one was induced under some drugs. Ok lots of drugs.
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That is all.
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Not is this going to be lame but historically inaccurate.
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Don't they have any respect for the dead?
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air freshener.
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and just gone for a straight remake of One Million Years BC with dinosaurs and humans together and a hot babe in a fur bikini. It would be far more interesting this this piece of crap will be.
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Oct 03, 2007 10:05:01 PM CDT
You realized Godzilla sucked on the 2nd viewing????????
by crackerfarmboy
Were you high for the first one?
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...when you can remember Harry's original Gozilla screening and the ensuing drama. Thanks for all the years of fun, Harry. Really.
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Steven Strait. Hollywood's got a hard-on for him. I haven't seen anything that impresses me so far but this could go a long way towards making him a household name. We'll see. Personally, I thought the trailer looked pretty cool, and I like the vibe the poster's going for.
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And Harry's cred has yet to recover.
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Oct 03, 2007 10:31:45 PM CDT
Do you think Howard dealt with the period better than
by the dude abides
Jean M. Auel? I've only read "Clan of the Cave Bear" but I thought she did an excellent job with creating that pre-civilization world. Of course, I don't really know if the two works are comparable as far as time periods go, but I definitely found it a fun read as far as speculative historical fictions go. I hope the movie is better than the tragic "Clan of the Cave Bear" film.
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Godzilla was a coming of age movie for me...Before that point every movie I saw in the theatre I basically liked... Godzilla was the first one that made me leave the movies in silence and gave me a wierd feeling in my stomach as if something just wasn't right.
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They should have just called it "Smurfs BC"
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Oct 03, 2007 11:33:49 PM CDT
evidently, Harry doesn't read Ain't It Cool News...
by reynard muldrake
and all the really well-written reviews slamming this into the ground with a jackhammer (and good writing). sounds page for page like The Lost World meets Apocalypto, emphasis on Apocalypto. And they're all white.
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...was released on my birthday and my wife got together a huge mess of friends and threw a party for me at the I-70 drive-in, where it was playing. Roland Emmerich owes me a birthday.
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This has dawg written all over it. P O S.
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Is guaranteed to suck. I like the guy, but the best part he accepted in the past decade has been The Lion King 1/5.Anyways, this film looks ridiculous.
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Just another pretty boy of below average talent that Hollywood is going to foist upon us as a 'star' and the public will buy it for all of a few minutes before the public realise he's not much of a star at all and reject him from their mainstream bosom.
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That's EXACTLY what I was going to say...hahaha..!! All I see on that poster are those two warnings at the top, a hairy elephant and a midget...! I'll be avoiding this one, I know it's going to be the Smallville version of cavemen. Really cleaned up teenagers with fancy haircuts. I hate these movies..!!
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Like our host I liked Godzilla quite a bit the first time round, and the creature scenes still hold up all too well after all these years. Yeah, all the other scenes are pretty sucky, but I bet that if the role of Broderick had been given to say, Danny Trejo, almost everybody on this crazy film board would kneel for Emmerich's Godzilla film. The Day after Tomorrow has the coolest and most effective effects scenes I ever saw in a Hollywood disaster flick and I've watched my disc of Emmerich's very brutal period revenge flick The Patriot at least 3 or 4 times in the last few years, I'm a big fan of that movie, Mel Gibson absolutely rocks in that film. And Jason Isaacs is one of the greatest villains in all of film history in it. Like all other Emmerich films since Stargate,I'll check this out myself at the theater, the trailer looks entertaining enough. And oh, to those that say Apocalypto blew, sorry boys, but I don't believe any of you saw it. And no,Emmerich's cavemen flick is not gonna turn out to be anything like Gibson's Apocalyto.
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Why is everyone comparing this to Apocalypto ? Surely you retards (who have supposedly seen it) are aware the Mayans were a race who lived around 600 AD ?!?!? Still, you only about 10,600 years out. You people crack me up.
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strip. Or will she continue to be her bland self? She's the prime example of young hollywood: nice to look at... but paper? Meet bag. Act your way out.
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I wonder if theres gonna be a darryl hannah aayla moment with camilla belle,you know this films gonna be s*it so why not have one moment for all us horney fanboys to whack off too.
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One of the most underrated movies of this pretty young century.
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the same way he had characters try to outrun the iceage in Day After Tomorrow?....
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and rerelease Troma's epic Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell instead. "Sometimes my juices flow"- magic.
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If you want to promote a film, don't employ a schoolboy with a copy of Photoshop to do your artwork. This poster is badly designed & badly executed. Everything is wrong with it, from the typeface to the layout, the posing of the mammoth, the compositing,the paintwork - all dreadful. Considering that a poster released ahead of a film is, along with a trailer, the only thing people are able to judge a film on, it's pretty important to put out a quality poster, otherwise you've cheapened the film's image.
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Roland Emmerich is a hack. It's sad that anyone would think he's done anything worth a crap. I think the best response to one of his movies was in the X-Files movie, where Mulder is pissing on an ID4 poster in the alley.
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Viva el sabertooth
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Its head looks like a rat with tusks and a trunk!And the cave guys spear looks totally impractical.Other than that it looks shit
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Election.
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people want to see dis?
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Does he blame man for the IceAge?
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...any particular reason you've switched from ellipses to hyphens? Or why you don't just write complete sentences with periods at the end instead. If you're willing to change your style, you may as well change it for the better, eh what? Oh, and Emmerich is a gay idiot who deserves director jail for bad-mouthing the King of the World!
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Where's da babe?!!?!
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what's next a TV show about cavemen?
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kull the conquerer, father of conan the king. played by kevin sorbo in a "get high with you brother and make jokes" kind of flick.
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Harry, how can you like this guy. A few of his films were OK. Godzilla was ripped off Jurassic Park. (God zilla was so bad, in Japan, Sony doesn't even count it as a Godzilla movie). And my 11 year old could write a better script than Moon 44. Helicopters in space?
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Doesn't this movie look like Pathfinder meets Apocalypto with a little extra money invested in the CGI?
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Because if it's metal, they've fucked up big time, unless it's the tale of a caveman from 4000 bc who travels in time to 10000 bc
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