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Attention Female Demographic (And Dudes In Touch With Their Feminine Side)!! Here's A SEX AND THE CITY Movie Scoop!!

MiraJeff here with some Sex in the City scoopage. It's weird, sometimes the news quite literally falls into your lap. I was perusing some old friends on Facebook tonight on the trusty laptop when I stumbled upon this little ditty tat I haven't seen posted anywhere else. That's right, this is an AICN exclusive that might just be juicy enough to land inside this week's US Weekly. It seems as though the Sex and the City movie will feature at least one flashback because my fellow NYU alum POLINA FRANTSENA has landed the plum role of Young Carrie. I've had the pleasure of knowing this gorgeous (and talented) model/actress for a few years through a mutual friend and speaking completely as a heterosexual male fan of Sex and the City, I think she'll fill Carrie's 1986-ish Blahniks quite nicely. I've attached a few photos. Polina is the beautiful one wearing the hat. And producers, if you're looking for a Young Mr. Big, well... keep looking. Cheers, MiraJeff (aka Mr. Not Big But Still a Nice Size)


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  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    first

    by ian216a

    oh shit

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:25 p.m. CST

    who cares about this film?

    by bigbadbua

    Show was ok, but not film worthy

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:47 p.m. CST

    wha?

    by ironic_name

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:50 p.m. CST

    If you don't care

    by THE KNIGHT

    don't post... fools...

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:55 p.m. CST

    I don't know...

    by wampa 1

    ...but it sure smells good!

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Why is young Carrie hotter than old Carrie?

    by sean bean

    Is that what SJP thinks she looked like 20 years ago? Or will they explain this by saying that Carrie went into a transportation booth with a chesnut mare and came out hideously mutated?

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST

    get that ginger bird

    by Mr_X

    to a tanning salon stat. WHeres the fucking HOuse talkiback? This weeks epsiode was superb

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Wow--

    by Nightwood

    --They looked like ragged-out whores even when they were young. Kudos.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Guillermo del Toro's "At the Mountains of Madness"

    by wadi77

    That is what AICN should report about.<p> It's Guillermo del Toro's next movie after Hellboy II.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:11 p.m. CST

    BOOOOOoooooooooo

    by vezner2007

    Hollywood makes shit like this when they should be making a proper Aliens movie? I give up, Hollywood's a lost cause not worth saving.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:12 p.m. CST

    Fuck off!

    by C Legion

    That goes for any news of this "film" and MiraJeff. Neither are needed on this site.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    None of the girls has a horse face?

    by The Biomind

    I don't get it! Which of the girls will play the role Sarah Jessica horse face Parker???

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Or Maybe...

    by Aquatarkusman

    It's new for people (in general) who are in touch with their "loves absolute shite written by reprobates and acted out by over-the-hill hags" side.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY ARE ALL TODDLERS !

    by Pound Sand

    Soooooooo cute in their jumpers

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:30 p.m. CST

    DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY GO BACKSTAGE WITH DURAN DURAN

    by Pound Sand

    It's the 80's ladies

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:33 p.m. CST

    DO A FLASHBACK WHERE THEY ALL PLAY MS. PAC-MAN

    by Pound Sand

    With a montage of Weird Al songs.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:35 p.m. CST

    Who cares about this film?

    by ButtfuckZydeco

    Those who read stuff in venues paid to care about this film.<p> What is this, story 3, 4, 5, about THIS flick?<p> What does this kind of coverage run?

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:38 p.m. CST

    oh

    by AllieJamison

    aha

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 7:48 p.m. CST

    Charlotte is preggers?!

    by theonecalledshoe

    in a movie from McG "Look at those knockers!!"

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST

    MiraJeff

    by AcesOfSamSpade

    Figures MiraJeff would cover this story. I hear he works for the movie. I think he's into fashion. One of those flamboyant fashion designers. I heard he's Sara Jessica's personal poodle.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:18 p.m. CST

    What the fuck!?

    by FILMFUNK

    Why d'you keep posting tittle tattle on this turdscape!<P>And I thought that from glancing at the photos some girls had won a competition to go to the set and decided to dress up like the older cast members! lol! the oldies wish they looked that hot in their younger days! specially the horse faced one and the Anne Robinson look-a-like!

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:20 p.m. CST

    The Answer as to WHY

    by Ohiofile

    Why does AICN cover this film? Fact: Michael Patrick King writer/director of this thing is a CAA client Fact: Sarah Jessica Parker is a CAA client Fact: Harry Knowles is a CAA client. Theory: CAA believes that internet buzz helps films. Put all of this thumbsucking and buttplugging together and what do you get? Mirajeff reporting on Sex and the City (With great gusto by the way MJ. Way to take one for the team. Couple more of these and Harry might finally yank that dildo out of your butt.)

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:21 p.m. CST

    DO A FLASH FORWARD WHERE THEY ALL DIE ALONE...

    by Kubla_Khan

    ..Because they were vacuous self-centred cunts.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    PLANT

    by AcesOfSamSpade

    PLANT

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Sam Spade

    by The Real MiraJeff

    I'm gonna kick your ass when I get home. Way to blow our roommate cover, douchebag. And Ohio: We cover the film because people want to read about it, and not just our female readers. It's a worthwhile project that brings a very popular TV show to the bigscreen. I was always a fan of SITC. It was very well written and very well acted. Just because you're not interested in the film doesn't mean it's not a worthwhile project to report on. And besides, any photo of gorgeous girls that's relevant to movie news is worth posting, wouldn't you agree?

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 8:41 p.m. CST

    One Question?

    by Kentucky Colonel

    Will there be titty? Not the old bags...but the younger girls? <p> www.met-art.com

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 9:06 p.m. CST

    From trite TV show to trite movie

    by BriandeHacka

    Mindless hedonism doesn't get enough play in our cinemas, lets give Manhattan decadence it's day in court... then execute it. Stay on park avenue and take pills ladies, your lives are boring and useless.

  • Oct. 3, 2007, 10:05 p.m. CST

    Currently there are still no shits being given

    by The Artist FKA Vesuvio

    ..for this movie. Oh, motherfucking CUARON for THE HOBBIT '11. And while I'm there, kudos for wadi77. DelToro's Mountain of Madness should have been news of the day at every movie website out there. Aren't him and Harry supposedly BF4L?

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 12:22 a.m. CST

    Not Young Carrie

    by BastardBoy

    Based on other set pics I've seen, I highly doubt she is playing young Carrie. For one, there is a scene of Carrie & Co walking past their younger doppelgangers on the street and doing a double-take. Secondly, if you've watched the show, you will know the girls weren't friends at that young of an age.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 12:30 a.m. CST

    "As a Heterosexual Male"

    by MrSandwich

    Thank god you worked that in there. Otherwise the internet would have assumed you were gay, and then your head would have exploded.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 1:12 a.m. CST

    Get Over Yourselves

    by MasterBateman

    Sex and the City kicked all kinds of ass and I think it's shamefully obvious that man's inert fear of his own tendencies to take it up the butt is the only reason why everyone on here hates on it so much. And trust me, liking SATC doesn't make you any gayer than gushing over Viggo Mortensen's "swinging balls" in Eastern Promises, so chill the fuck out, and allow those of us longtime AICN readers continue to be updated on a really cool project that's been a long time coming, and that at one point, I never thought would see the light of day.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    ...and I hate to say it

    by MasterBateman

    but most of you aren't old enough to "get it." Sorry, but it really is true.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 1:28 a.m. CST

    "Why is young Carrie hotter than old Carrie?"

    by Fridge

    Uh...because she's younger. That's a retarded question. Why does any young person look better than an old one?

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 2:01 a.m. CST

    I wouldn't watch this for a Bellucci lay

    by deathbird

    SatC is antithetical to the nerd spirit. I can't explain why; it just is. Hell, they should release this on the same day as THE DARK KNIGHT--the rift is that stark. C'mon, we may fight each other over the SW prequels or even the LotR films, but we can at least agree on this, right?

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 3:55 a.m. CST

    DO A FLASHBACK TO WHEN ANYONE CARED

    by la_sith

    .

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 3:58 a.m. CST

    "Sexth and the Thity kicked all kindth of assthh"

    by la_sith

    "thhhhhhh"

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 4:08 a.m. CST

    WTF

    by Madines Sideshed

    Is this site reporting on this piece of dogshit for? Honestly the coverage it has is unbelievable. I have to agree with other posters and say I smell a sell out, either from Mira or the site as a whole. Now all that said I do enjoy the talkbacks...its good to see that me and Brian the Dog aren't the only ones who think SITC is utter fucking wank.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 5:06 a.m. CST

    Deathbird

    by JimBobCooter

    You wouldn't watch this for a Bellucci lay??? Watching this movie is somehow LESS PAINFUL than GIVING UP A NIGHT WITH MONICA BELLUCCI?! I know you think that's somehow an honorable sacrifice, but that's just sad.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 6:36 a.m. CST

    This is scoop #5 on a flick that warrants none

    by ButtfuckZydeco

    Why not keep the paid advertising to the banners and ads, or at least the easy-to-spot stuff like videogames and home electronics?

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 8:04 a.m. CST

    Sex and the retirement home

    by wowsucks

    Kind of a strange name for a horror flick don't you think?

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 8:15 a.m. CST

    These girls are TV versions of Carrie & co.

    by Executor

    Just like "Sex and the City" was based on columns by writer Candace Bushnell, Carrie will turn her columns into a TV show by movie's end, starring these four girls. Thus the circle is complete and the show has an "ending." <p> Speculation, but sounds good. <p> Someone tell me if I'm right next year though, cause I'm not going to see this crap.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 8:19 a.m. CST

    And MiraJeff since you're such a fan...

    by Executor

    "I was always a fan of SITC..." <p>Let me help you out then, brother. It's SATC. Sex AND the City, not Sex IN the City. Yeah. Just helping you out so you know the name of the show you're a fan of...

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 8:34 a.m. CST

    Executor

    by Aquatarkusman

    You know, it was that show created by Durwood Starr.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 10:58 a.m. CST

    Sex and the Genital Warts

    by la_sith

    I can't believe a bunch of geeks have no interest in seeing a movie about four over-the-hills (well, I'd still bang Kristen) sitting around drinking martinis and talking about doing anal. If I wanted to see this, I'd go a step further and visit the granny section of Odyssey Video.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 11:01 a.m. CST

    yet for a Bellucci lay....

    by la_sith

    I would certainly view this. Several times. Yeah, I'm ok with that.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 11:29 a.m. CST

    Yeah Mirajeff, you're a big fan of the show.

    by half vader

    Ya can't even get the name right. Like, whatEVERRRR dude!

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 2:47 p.m. CST

    SJP

    by joeypants

    Is terrifying.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 2:50 p.m. CST

    I know, the Bellucci thing sounds drastic

    by deathbird

    But if I were to pick three fluff entertainments that represented everything that's poisonous about our culture, it'd be TOP GUN, the LEFT BEHIND flicks, and SatC (bloodlust, ignorance, and narcissism made manifest). I've already endured an hour of Bradshaw's cosmopolitan meditations--and that's one hour too many.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 4:59 p.m. CST

    Aquatarkusman

    by Executor

    I have no clue what you're trying to tell me, but I'm proud of you for trying.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 6:21 p.m. CST

    Big clue you're reading a greenhouse article

    by ButtfuckZydeco

    The overexplained hinky intro added to give context.<p> In Harry's HD-DVD review, both his dvd players went out, he happened to see a HD model advertised on this site, then he went over to Best Buy where all they had was a display model (oooh, throw in a detail to try to make the story seem plausible and the product scarce, and thus more desirable, all at the same time.)<p> Here, its some bullshit where MiraGeoff is trying to establish some personal connection with one of the actresses, something that just fell into his lap--instead of just admitting this is 5th in a series of paid advertisements for some shitty flick nobody around here gives a fuck about.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    FUCK Sex and the City! I want Rock Lords...

    by Tom Arnold

    If they could somehow blend the two, I'd be up for that, as well.

  • Oct. 4, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST

    did SJP shrink a foot?

    by half vader

    From when she was younger? Or is that just how she imagines herself. Maybe there'll be a witty quip about it. The KC one is pretty good, but it looks like SHE went through the transporter with Mandy Moore!

  • Oct. 11, 2007, 1:08 p.m. CST

    this mirajeff is a shill

    by ZO

    and aicn should have its head examined for posting a story on this movie

  • Oct. 31, 2007, 8:08 p.m. CST

    Fuck you childish fucking talkbackers

    by Scorecard

    This movie has just as much right to get reported on as any other - Just because it doesn't have robots in it... or men dressed in full spandex... or any other ridiculous fucking pre-pubescent thing you talkbackers get hard for doesn't mean it shouldn't get a mention... Stick to toy collecting and fucking freeze framing nude shots in M15+ movies - Stupid whinging, whining fucking teenage nutsacks...

  • Nov. 2, 2007, 1:21 a.m. CST

    IDIOTS

    by rxqueen

    Thats what you all sound like, fucking teenagers are just pissed because they saw the word sex and it wasn't porn they could jack off to, SATC was a number one show for HBO, it has won tons of awards, and the movie will be just as huge, opening weekend will be huge also. so all you little boy's just run off and go look at some porn because who are you to judge something you have never seen, I'll bet a lot of you have watched the show and beat off to it then realized you will never have women like that and you are so pissed at your own life that you have to find something to bitch about, grow up and get a life fuckin nerds