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NEAR DARK remake gets a director!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. There doesn't seem to be a night that passes by without news of another horror remake. Yesterday was THE BROOD and FRIDAY THE 13TH and tonight is the remake of Kathryn Bigelow's sweet as hell '80s piece of cult goodness NEAR DARK.

Once again it's Platinum Dunes and they're producing for Rogue Pictures. They've just hired music video director Samuel Bayer (who has directed videos for everybody from NIRVANA to Justin Timberlake) to helm the remake, being scripted by DISTURBIA's Christopher Landon.

I quite like the original, a really fascinating take on the vampire legend with a perfectly over-the-top performance from Bill Paxton. I hope they don't fuck it over.


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F.....
by Cagliostro
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:43:34 AM
Nathan Petrelli
by sean bean
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:46:46 AM
Too Soon....
by Cagliostro
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:48:32 AM
I'm past getting upset about re-makes
by Boba Fat
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:49:06 AM
Wow
by Forsakyn
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:52:01 AM
This is getting silly...
by obi12kenobi
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:54:13 AM
Boba Fat did you see COntrol in LA?
by IndustryKiller!
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:55:54 AM
FFS
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:59:30 AM
ooo oooo!
by Midol Girl
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:04:12 AM
The worm in the wall in Labyrinth
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:10:21 AM
Whisky Tango Foxtrot!!!
by TheBladehelm
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:10:51 AM
Waste of time and money...
by acorvey25
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:12:04 AM
Industry Killer
by Boba Fat
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:15:55 AM
"Finger-lickin' GOOD!"
by Psyclops
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:16:47 AM
I'll put on an egg timer...
by psychedelic
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:17:37 AM
Caught the original on pay cable the other night.
by Hercules
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:24:33 AM
Hercules
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:27:31 AM
Near Dark remake is a mistake...
by reni
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:38:01 AM
So not content with raping our childhoods
by Allfather Starr
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:45:34 AM
Consider me stunned!!
by MaxTheSilent
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:51:00 AM
I watched this the other day
by Zino
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:03:04 AM
Stop the Madness
by CuervoJones
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:28:41 AM
fucking sick of this
by Lost Jarv
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:43:23 AM
That reminds me, who's the Tangerine Dream
by charon
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:51:23 AM
fuck off with the remakes
by TinSpider
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:57:26 AM
Someone needs to arial bomb Platinum Dunes already...
by Sledge Hammer
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:01:31 AM
ok ...deep breath
by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYan ks
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:02:52 AM
Whats next then...Repo Man?
by John Emdall
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:05:32 AM
The music will be all over the map to appeal to
by Yeti
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:15:16 AM
charon
by kwisatzhaderach
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:19:05 AM
Jesus Christ...
by KillDozer
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:34:04 AM
Blood Transfusion
by darquelyte
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:38:44 AM
Near Dark is a classic! Leave it alone!
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:44:49 AM
Bullet! Apply directly to the forehead!
by rev_skarekroe
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:18:34 AM
Dawn of the Dead was OK at best
by Lost Jarv
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:32:21 AM
Something must be done.
by fireclown
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:37:28 AM
So what you're telling me is...
by The Duke Of Madness
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:49:09 AM
hedging bets
by zenzer
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:57:52 AM
Okay...
by Bruce Leroy
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:58:03 AM
"Finger Lickin' Good!"
by Lance Rock
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:58:25 AM
NOoooooooooo!!!
by FILMFUNK
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:59:49 AM
Fuck Platinum Dunes.
by Gilkuliehe
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:13:13 AM
I'm sorry but you simply can't do a Near Dark Remake
by smackfu
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:24:31 AM
Are you fucking kidding me?
by The Bunglermoose
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:26:25 AM
HUGE MISTAKE !!! Another HITCHER !!!
by Shakes The Clown
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:54:01 AM
Talkback Powers...
by Jaws Wayne
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:58:43 AM
God fucking DAMMIT!
by Fawst
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:02:28 AM
I'm still shocked that The Exorcist remake...
by Stalin vs Predator
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:09:17 AM
Near Dark Gets Direct-To-Video Distribution!!
by www.valiens.com
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:18:26 AM
Don't even joke about that.
by Lost Jarv
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:21:57 AM
Don't Fucking Dare touch Fright Night....
by lostark71
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:24:36 AM
Near Dark
by Ironmuskrat
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:30:04 AM
I second lostark71
by Lost Jarv
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:38:57 AM
Remake???
by Internet Thug
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:50:03 AM
Bigelow's original was awesome.
by cowboyone
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:51:53 AM
Platinum Dunes is remaking SAW & SAW II
by Zartan
Oct 3rd, 2007
09:55:08 AM
Platinum Dunes is remaking NightWatch and Daywatch
by Series7
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:04:40 AM
This news SUCKS
by DrPain
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:23:25 AM
HELP US AICN, PLEASE!!
by DrPain
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:28:08 AM
Platinum dunes is remaking Chucky
by Meglos
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:49:01 AM
Bill Paxton
by ewokstew
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:57:15 AM
Samuel Bayer
by ewokstew
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:59:36 AM
What? Samuel Bayer?!?
by Stefano
Oct 3rd, 2007
10:59:54 AM
This is not news
by Jaws Wayne
Oct 3rd, 2007
11:07:50 AM
blick
by podkayne8
Oct 3rd, 2007
11:13:11 AM
Well, could be worse...
by Kid Z
Oct 3rd, 2007
11:15:00 AM
Smells like crap
by Lord_Soth
Oct 3rd, 2007
12:09:04 PM
Fatboy Slim's 'Right here, right now' was a sample from
by Mr Squirrel
Oct 3rd, 2007
12:45:44 PM
I have been
by jelac07
Oct 3rd, 2007
12:52:01 PM
As unnecessary as the appendix.
by Schneid
Oct 3rd, 2007
01:08:44 PM
"it's like what my daddy told my momma.."
by oneragga
Oct 3rd, 2007
01:28:50 PM
Oh boy, can you feel the Linkin Park on the juke box?
by Domi'sInnerChild
Oct 3rd, 2007
01:42:02 PM
Another BAD Platinum Dunes "REMAKE" on horizon
by daveinLA
Oct 3rd, 2007
02:41:09 PM
To Samuel Bayer and to anyother director...
by DrPain
Oct 3rd, 2007
02:43:43 PM
Platinum Dunes
by TattooedBillionaire
Oct 3rd, 2007
02:46:31 PM
Fuck this, we want a sequel by Bigelow!
by Big Bad Clone
Oct 3rd, 2007
02:53:22 PM
So does Platinum Dunes
by Samuel Fulmer
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:03:40 PM
Does a Hollywood Writers' Strike Really Matter
by Samuel Fulmer
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:12:51 PM
Mr Squirrel
by D_T
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:15:33 PM
All these hack mtv directors...
by DrPain
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:17:56 PM
Near Dark
by D_T
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:20:04 PM
DotD Was a Shitty Remake
by TheBladehelm
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:23:37 PM
This years box office is up
by Samuel Fulmer
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:27:22 PM
we're stuck in a cycle
by papabendi
Oct 3rd, 2007
03:44:41 PM
If only the vampires knew martial arts
by Domi'sInnerChild
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:19:18 PM
FUCKING BASTARD REMAKES
by VERY METAL
Oct 3rd, 2007
04:58:36 PM
Normally I dont have a problem with remakes but...
by TheRealSeveren
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:37:13 PM
How dare they!
by MaxDembo1
Oct 3rd, 2007
05:48:52 PM
Lostark - Fright Night will be next.
by Yeti
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:12:48 PM
Oh fuck you
by Jack Burton
Oct 3rd, 2007
06:20:14 PM
This makes baby Jesus puke
by Super Nintendo Chalmers
Oct 3rd, 2007
07:32:56 PM
Original is perfect: won't get my money
by Stormwatcher
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:16:33 PM
Why not remake FRIGHT NIGHT instead?
by halsolo
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:39:01 PM
Oh, already covered.
by halsolo
Oct 3rd, 2007
08:41:28 PM
Oh but they will...
by rune_spell
Oct 3rd, 2007
11:42:57 PM
Theyve already anounced the Fright Night re-make.
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Oct 4th, 2007
06:14:11 AM
not funny col.
by Lost Jarv
Oct 4th, 2007
06:20:11 AM
remaking a movie is a slur on the original talent
by misnomer
Oct 4th, 2007
07:47:59 AM

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