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Vin Diesel & Paul Walker To Reunite 4 FAST 4 FURIOUS??
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Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, stars of the original 2001 “Fast and the Furious,” are negotiating to star in the fourth installment of the franchise, according to Wednesday morning’s Hollywood Reporter.
Recall that Walker was the star of part two; Diesel cameoed at the end of part three.
Director Justin Lin and writer Chris Morgan, who teamed on part three, namely "Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift," will be back for part four.
No word on whether or not the hillbilly kid from "Sling Blade" will play any part.
Read all of Borys Kit’s Reporter story on the matter here.
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2 furious!
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Best movie of the year for sure.
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hell yeah
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Or Fast and the furious 4:Russian Bobsled.
Or Fast and the furious 4:Okinawa Cuisine.
Or Fast and the furious 4:Canadian Hitchikers.
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Um, that's Chris Daughtry
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yeah?
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what what?
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Fast and the furious 4:Germanys concentration camps.
Or Fast and the furious 4:Swedens weeklings.
Or Fast and the furious 4:Icelands demise.
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can I get an amen?
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Walker. Bah, who am I kidding.
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That one I could actually see.
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that's dirty.
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not bad, dannychico, not bad.
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I don't want your pity laughs.
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Boo. That's just racist.
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Tee hee. That's what I drive.
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If so, that's f'ing rotten!
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That doesn't really exist, you know. Hopefully the same can be said about this sequel.
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bedtime. 4 realz.
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Anybody save Hollywood!
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4q, no way.
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Moo!
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Can't they leave this franchise alone? I actually liked the first quite alot, but c'mon, 2 and 3 were just painfully bad to watch...
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Sums it up in a nutshell...
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has to be the title
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god bless Uncyclopedia
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that's right
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Ridiculous.
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TOKYO DRIFT was surprisingly entertaining. I saw it with three buddies who usually hate everything, and somehow they liked it better than I did. I think one of them later bought the DVD. I then went back and watched part 2 which is even more retarded (in a good way). I apologize to the mentally disabled but there is no other word to describe a movie like that. It opens with the fuckin Universal logo bouncing up and down on hydraulics!
Anyway I'm happy to see Justin Lin back but I think you need Lucas Black too, he was the secret to that one working. It seemed like they hired him on accident thinking he was gonna be some pretty boy and he turned out to be something better. That guy has a future in my opinion. Although that future may be THE 4AST AND THE 4URIOUS. We'll see.
Also they should have them race against Predators in this one. -
Vin Diesel plays a bulimic ballet dancer who crash lands on the planet Dance Dance Revolution and must out-dance the malicious girls from a rival dance studio, and especially his arch-rival, Archbishop Desmond Tutu, (played by a different actor in each scene by successively more retarded cast members of the Real World, from that season, I can't remember which, you know... the one where they all got drunk and fucked each other), but can he stop bingeing long enough to fit into his spacesuit, which mysteriously keeps shrinking due to the space age pranks of Tutu and Company? (fact: real men wear pink)
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that is a seriously epic amazing car, and it doesn't cost a few hundred g's like your luxury cars.
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(Coruscant, A long, long, time ago) - Vin Diesel impersonates the Grand Army of the Republic and crash lands on various planets simultaneously. He proceeds to betray the Ninjedi and kicks every single one's ass. Curiously, his legs are cut off by Michelle Kwan when he attempts a triple axle. He spends four minutes regrowing them.
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(USA, 2010) - Vin Diesel plays a man genetically modified to look like Vin Diesel, who crash lands on a planet inhabited entirely by Vin Diesels. The Vin Diesels, however, have a keen sense of smell and spot the fake amongst them. A nervous and confused crew watch on as the Vin Diesels turn upon Vin Diesel and challenge him to an illegal street race.
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(USA, 2010) - Vin Diesel plays a small bewildered school boy who crash lands on a planet inhabited entirely by mouse traps and wide-up teeth. He joins the teeth rebellion against the mouse traps and all hell brakes loose. The movie ends with Vin Diesel screaming "ADRIIIAAAANNNNNN" and crushing his skull between his two pinkies.
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(USA, 2011) - Vin Diesel plays a man genetically modified to look like 3 Vin Diesels who crash lands on one side of a river. The crew must get all 3 Vin Diesels across to the other side, but they can only take a maximum of 2 at any time. However: if Vin Diesel is left alone then he will start eating his own leg, if Vin Diesel is put with Vin Diesel then they will start an illegal street race, and if Vin Diesel is left with Vin Diesel and Vin Diesel then they will morph into Super Vin Diesel and destroy the universe. The crew ponder the first move carefully. The crew's ponderance, however, is in vain as Vin Diesel can walk on water.
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(USA, 2001) - Former pastor, hip-hop artist, and guidance counselor Vin Diesel is forced to work for an underground crime syndicate and deliver poorly written one-liners in exchange for his gold fish's life after he dooms crime boss Gary Busey to hell for writing graffiti on a bathroom stall.
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(USA/Spain, 1672) - Arguably the greatest film of all time, Vin Diesel plays an American mariner who crash lands on an alien planet inhabited by Cubans. He tries to get back to his homeland, but something is wrong with his G-Diffuser. In his frustration, he punches an iron wall which happens to be the U.S.S. Maine. The Maine responds by exploding in the harbor, prompting the Japanese to attack Switzerland. In the end, Vin Diesel liberates Cuba from Jabba the Hutt, but gives it back after he realizes he is allergic to cauliflower, which some say inspired the Psychological thriller, "The Pacifier 2".
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(Suburbia, 2948 and 3/4) - After a sexy grunge girl (Keanu Reeves) crash lands on a wealthy hermaphrodite (Morgan Freeman)'s head, a schizophrenic Sherlock Holmes (Co-acted by Vin Diesel and his cousin, Amerigo Vespucci) investigates the facial features of a large lab rat. Hilarity ensues when Vin and Amerigo deduce that the entire plot is not worth the millions they're being paid, the film falls apart and the remaining six hours passes by with ferocious priest, rabbi, and blonde jokes. The film ends with a delightful pun concerning the Zimbabwean population of Venus.
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(USA, 1) - Vin Diesel plays a space ship genetically modified to look like Vin Diesel's space ship and crash lands on a planet inhabited entirely by spaceships crash landing into planets. Following the intense special effects of the crash scene, the movie pretty much just trudges along for another 100 minutes. The high point of the film is probably when Diesel's character challenges a small child to an illegal street race, and then proceedes to eat him after winning.
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(USA, math) - Vin Diesel plays a mathematical prodigy cum astronaught who pilots a ship that crash lands on a planet which is ironically inhabited by letters. There are no survivors.
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(USA, 2012) - A group of shockingly uncommon actors (performing a nerd, a retard, a hot chick, a tough guy, an Afro-American, a TEH PWNER and a fat ass) wake up in the middle of a room with the form of Vin Diesel´s head, without remembering anything. In each orifice of Vin Diesel´s face there is a door which leads to an identical room, and the protagonists move from head to head searching for an exit. At half of the movie, the nerd realises that there is a pattern between the rooms, but he is killed by one of the traps that were randomly placed by the high on crack writers of the movie. At the end, most of the cast die leaving only the retard which somehow finds the exit of the Vin. Many people believe that there is a metaphorical meaning for this movie, but the writers claimed that it's in fact the actual biography of Vin Diesel's brain cells.
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(Turdland, 1666) - Vin Diesel plays a man who crash lands on a planet and dies instantly.
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(UK, 2004) - Vin Diesel plays himself in this futuristic dystopian epic, in which he must battle the totalitarian regime of England, kill the corrupt prime minister, and restore freedom and democracy to the country. Also, he blows up a double-decker bus.
http://tinyurl.com/22ugfw -
http://tinyurl.com/ywfh7p
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(Prince, 1999) - Vin Diesel plays a man genetically modified to look like The Artist Formerly Known As Vin Diesel (TAFKAVD), who crash lands on a purple planet called Funk, which is populated entirely by Morris Day and The Time. TAFKAVD challenges them to an illegal alphabet street race and the resulting CD single is released in Japan as a triple b-side with 3 remixes, 7 hidden tracks, limited edition holographic casing, and rare interview with Sheena Easton. The crew is later killed by TAFKAVD when they accidentally refer to him by his original name.
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(Farts, 3500 AD) - Vin Diesel plays a man who is genetically modified to look like a chocolate chip cookie. The man/cookie crashlands on a planet that is entirely populated with glasses of milk. The movie quickly devolves into an illegal street race. It ends when the cookie loses his legs and gets eaten by the planet (which is a giant glass of milk).
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(Shirtland, 2007) - Vin Diesel plays a man who is genetically modified to look like a shirtless crazy man. The man crashlands on a planet with 76 suns. His crew consists of three people who are only there to act as straight men for the man's jokes. He puts 80 gallons of ice cream on his torso, thinking it was sunscreen. However, the suns melt all the ice cream and burn the man to death. But however, his legs survive and defeat the suns. But just when everything was fine, the 76 moons come and get revenge and succeed because of a loophole in the Rules of Fighting that say "Nobody can defeat Vin Diesel." They didn't say anything about a thing.
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(A Corner Behind You, 4065) - Vin Diesel crash lands onto a planet whose only inhabitants are dead. Vin gets on well with the population and even manages to be elected their new President. When an alien crash lands into the White House, Vin is forced to take off his hat and unleash his Incredibly Shiny Head. This destroys Joan Rivers, but unfortunately the dead have an allergy the bald heads and the whole populace re-dies out. Mr Diesel is then forced to seek the Swedish Mafia for a loan to construct a magic carpet to escape the planet, otherwise he would die from boredom. A touching Rom-Zom-Com-Dom-Gom
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(Everywhere, All The Time) - Vin Diesel crash lands on a planet inhabited by illegal street racers. He challenges the entire population to a race and subsequently wins, at which point they offer him a free plane ride home. On the way back to his home planet, Jupiter, Vin crash lands into a planet inhabited by ducks. The movie ends with Vin throwing bread at the ducks. A sequel is in the making.
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http://tinyurl.com/2u2qv6
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The above should be read with heavily dripping sarcasm.
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and u never thought they would be. each one, u went into with low expectations, and come out suprised. with THIS one tho...no WAY it can be good. its the 4th one! so.............. :)
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Hope 4 is better.
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Seriously... the remakes and sequals needs to stop.. I think it's intervention time.. who's got the duct tape?
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These are the voyages of the Star Ship Enterprise... her continuing voyage to help Kirk get some.
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This got shit old real quick.
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of my montly must reads. Marvelous stuff.
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I had a bad case of the Tokyo Drifts once , but a week long course of anti-biotics cleared it right up .
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are today´s Lee Marvin and Charles Bronson. The should star The Dirty Dozen remake. Just joking.
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That photo in the link I do not believe is Vin at all. Is it that guy on American Idol last season? Whatever his name is, Daughtry? Vin Diesel is a machine and doesn't pose for anyone, and here's why: he is the only person ever to ski through a revolving door.
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Oct 03, 2007 6:10:05 AM CDT
I thought Diesel passed on this franchise
by nomoredirtyjokespleaseweareyanks
for Riddick and XXX. Nice goin asshole.
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Forget Walker & Diesel. I want more of Sung Kang's character, Han! He was the best thing about Tokyo Drift, which I am somewhat ashamed to say that I liked.
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All these riffs on the title, and not one of you queers has said The Fast and the Fourious yet.
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Naturally, I didn't read the entire talkback, so someone might have already suggested it.
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So Fast It's 4urious : With a Vengeance. Anyway, the first three were so unrealistic, there is no way any American can drive like that in real life.
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Really?
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FF2 out yesterday on DVD!
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In Germany, The Only Speed Limit is How Fast You're Prepared 2 Go
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I agree with Vern on the series getting stronger (stupider) as it goes on. I'd actually like to see Tyrese and Lucas Black come back for this one and team up against Vin and Paul with a new exotic local. And get Jordana Brewster back, this series hasn't had a pretty lady since the first one.
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And as such if they can get back the original stars then it'll be a great way to tie up the series. Sure it's a lot of testosterone filled gibberish but cars are pretty and daft action is fun.
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2 Sweet 2 Cool 2B 4 Got 10! Fucking video game-lookin' movies. Fleh.
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But I had fun watching these movies. I love the 1st, the 2nd was mmm okay at best, but the 3rd was one of the funnest movies I watched last summer. It surprised me, I was expecting the worse.
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Hurray for the return to useless raised wing spoilers and 1.8 liter engines with speed enhancing neon lights and more plastic parts then a toy store. DIE!
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better have some sort of time travel aspect - otherwise i'm staying home.
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If anyone lives in NYC, 'Finishing the Game' opens up at the IFC theater. Saw the movie at the asian film fest and it was great - going back to see it again.
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and ahead of that was "I eat green berets for breakfast, and right now i'm very hungry".
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Or was it his movie career...
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Everybody knows he brought gravitas to that otherwise bland series.
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As his character from Point Break. I'd love it if Johnny Utah had taken up street racing after bitterly quitting the FBI.
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in 90 minutes...walker will make it interesting but diesel should walk away the champ.
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....and I've watched all the Fast and Furious movies (support group: "Hi, TheNothing.")
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You fuckin' guys are hilarious. Thank you. I thought I was the only person (naively) to keep calling Tokyo Drift "3 Fast 3 Furious."
Also (I'm a lazy asshole and didn't read all the posts), but did anyone talk about the drinking game in part 2? Any time Paul Walker or Tyrese physically mount (or looks like they're about to mount) another man, drink. You will be fuckin' toasted in no time!
Lastly, I agree that it's high time for someone to remake the original Fast and the Furious for a new generation! Millions of people would see it. Maybe even billions. -
These movies have little stupid fun value on first watch, on second watch you just want to strangle puppies. Has anyone gone back and watched Con Air or Armagedon.. those movies are fucking horrible, and I really liked them back in the day. Granted I was high when I watched them recently and like every line Nick Cage said was SOO fucking melodramatic. Vin Disel should just beat Paul Walker to death at the start of this movie, and just go fucking crazy killing people with his car: Part Henry Part Christine. I'd see that movie.
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I can see it now. Paul and XXX1 zip down to some little skank mexican town, about 200 miles south of the border in a restored Edsel, to score some cheap blow and smoke. They spend a day or so toking it up and get the munchies. They end up at a bar run by Cheech, who sensing he has some real burners on his hand, tries to sober them up. He gives them some tacos, some beans, a couple handfuls of nachos. He then turns away for a couple seconds, and when he turns back, the two burners have gotten thirsty, and are drinknig from the spigot to quench their thirst (and the fire in their mouths from Cheech's East LA Original Dual Purpose Taco Sauce and Paint Remover). Shot goes into slow motion mode as Cheech sees them, recognizes what they are doing, he starts screaming, "Nooooooooo" and runs to stop them, but it's too late. They've already drank more than enough.
They wake up the next day, and decide to head back home, heads pounding, and a faint, oddly disconcerting rumble in their lower abdomen.
Can they make it 200 miles north to civilization before their bowels explode? Or will they have to stop on the side of the road for relief before they reach safety. Watch and see!!! -
just saying.
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i'm more excited about the sequel to The Queen
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moving that I have seen. I've heard that the director apologized for completely missing the boat on that story element. People drifting through Tokyo waxing poetic on life was an awful idea.
The movie is bad, the reviews were bad, general consenus was bad, the box office was bad, and Universal who is been run into the fucking ground needs a prestrike movie and this was the best they could come up with. -
The Hollywood Reporter article has a picture of Chris Daughtry identified as "Vin Diesel". Do all bald white guys look alike?
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4 the love of 4 wheeled 4somes drinking 40's in the hood part quatro
vin diesel better be living in some jungle and is the god to some jungle tribe who warship his space car, and paul walker must travel down river to find him to get him in the big race. -
Tokyo Drift was on HBO one afternoon and I decided to check it out, out of pure boredom. I assumed that I would hate it but ended up being surprised and liked it. And Vern is right Lucas Black is a big part of that - that man needs more work sure he earned it with Sling Blade and my personal favorite Friday Night Lights. His scene at the end of FNL still gets me every time.
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Don't the smaller, don't give a shit, movie posting assignments usually go to Merrick?
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Vinny gets oiled up and Paul lubes his asshole.
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think about it
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4 shizzle.
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...the four in 4 fast 4 furious? It could be Paul Walker and Tyrese vs Vin Diesel and Lucas Black.
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his car blowing up was just a cover, it was a dummy that was dying in the car, he is really still alive but living in finland making rally cars
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didn't he say he lived in america or europe for a while or something?
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Isn't the Han prequel BETTER LUCK TOMORROW? I never saw it but it's same director, same actor, same character name. I assumed what he mentioned about his past was a reference to that movie.
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If that means we have to endure more homoerotic banter between one note actors, so be it.
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I hope the retahded execs in h-wood scoop up all of these amazing ideas, instead of the shite they crank out now.
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Seriously... They can NOT call it that...
That doesn't even make any sense...
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just saying, don chicki o
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COME ON!! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST GIVING THEM IDEAS!! First one was Point Break with Cars, the second one was a non-event, the Third one was mildly entertaining, that's only because the kid from AMERICAN GOTHIC can act a little.. and the fact that deep down I dig asian chicks.. I suppose if you brough Walker and Diesel back it would probably invigorate the franchise, but does it really need it?! There really is a niche that movies like this, Biker Boys (gawd) and Torque (sorry.... I just threw up in my mouth a little) sit into, and fans of these movies will see these movies regardless of who is in it, I doubt win any NEW fans by bringing the old characters back. Some MAY see it simply because its Diesel and Walker.. but probably not enough to justify the paychecks they'll want to return. Give the Sling Blade kid another turn but set it in the states........... and throw in some asian chicks.... and latinos... yeah.... some nice latinos... and Megan Fox... hey now we're talking... Sorry... straying from the subject a little.
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To be honest, I didn't see any of the other three. I just don't care much about guys who use cars as symbols of how big their penises are. Now movies with guns, different story
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because it had Cole Hauser and Eva Mendez. First one sucked. Third one wasn't TOO bad, they just needed more actual shots of Tokyo and some, you know, Japanese people. And Sonny Chiba should have pulled out somebody's nutsack or something.
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because it had Cole Hauser and Eva Mendez. First one sucked. Third one wasn't TOO bad, they just needed more actual shots of Tokyo and some, you know, Japanese people. And Sonny Chiba should have pulled out somebody's nutsack or something.
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i'd see those two guys go at each other
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muslims with gold chains and asiggas.
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After my initial outburst of creativity, the rest of you are having a poor showing. Really, if you're not funny, don't trie.
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awful
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and possibly 2 4furious
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--#*#HYPHY as HeLL#*#--
Yay AREA B@//eRzzz! -
shite =flicks continue!
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Did the third one even make money?
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MAKE IT HAPPEN, PEOPLE!
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See for yourself.
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what the fuck is your problem cunt? I've been here for a long time, should ban you for being a cunt.
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Wasn't "Captain Justice Cock" the porn name of that Mormon kid in Orgazmo ?
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I don't care which stuntman as long as there is at least one.
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I could care less about this movie. Moving on.
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