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Harry has seen how the world ends according to Richard Kelly's finished version of SOUTHLAND TALES at Fantastic Fest

I’ve been wanting to see the second film by Richard Kelly for far too long now. And tonight at Fantastic Fest – with the first of the AICN SECRET SCREENINGS we had the World Premiere of Richard’s sophomore film in its final form.

Richard has a habit of transforming premieres. DONNIE DARKO debuted to oddly lackluster reviews at Sundance – only for a different finished film to be welcomed with open arms worldwide as a cult hit.

With SOUTHLAND TALES, the unfinished film played at Cannes to disastrous reviews and now… a year and a half later – the finished version of SOUTHLAND TALES played to a beyond capacity, added folding seats screening at FANTASTIC FEST.

The film is a Science Fiction Religious Film Noir Satire of a post-9/11 future that we pray never comes to be. It is an imaginable alternate future where the energy crisis is solved by a gigantic odd Octopussy-esque looking machine that transmits energy directly to the objects needing it. However, this strange device has also created a strange rift in the space-time continuum. Which also is possibly responsible for the birthing the second coming of Christ signaling the end of days for mankind. Basically.

The film is a lot to consume on an initial viewing, but imagine it like this. Richard Kelly has set out to create a film of the same ilk as CANDY or SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 or the original CASINO ROYALE. These have always been controversial films for a very niche crowd. Films so packed with detail and nuance that to the average viewer it becomes simply a mess, but upon further inspection, you can find a method to the madness.

The first question that I had for Richard Kelly after the screening involved the insane casting of this film which was some of the most daunting against type-casting that I’ve ever seen in a film.

You start with Duane Johnson channeling Ralph Meeker re-envisioned as a lantern jawed tattooed Hollywood Superstar come political tool for the right, that through amnesia ends up as a pawn of the liberal Marxist movement of Venice Beach through whom they hope to embarrass the Republican Presidential Candidate, whose daughter he is married to, by his affair with a porn star Oprah and his ties to a racist cop double homicide. Duane is perfection in this role. His panic mode is hysterical – but he seems to be operating on about half cylinders – which is explained later in the film.

Next you have Seann William Scott aka Stifler – who is playing twins, one of which is a cop – the other is the twin that is in cahoots with the Marxist movement to mess with the Republican election. His characters are again – slightly off. At no point in the film does he do that goofy stupid grin that he’s famous four. However, Kelly does use the actor’s natural confusion to enhance his doubt about what he’s doing. He has a dark history, having injured his best friend in Iraq…

Who, btw is played by Justine Timberlake, who had his film career ruined by a terrible mis-thrown grenade by his best friend. He’s our narrator for the film, as well as being placed on a high powered gun tower mounted atop a restaurant along Venice Beach.

Now the Porn Star, Krista Now is played by Sarah Michelle Gellar – who has all the best lines in the movie. You see, Krista Now is a prophetic porn blonde Barbie version of Oprah. She and Duane Johnson’s character have written a script titled THE POWER – which is about how the world ends… and as the film plays out – what they’ve written is coming to pass.

That’s the main characters – but throughout you have others like Bai Ling, Nora Dunn, John Larroquette, the amazing Wallace Shawn and his mother played by Beth Grant (SparkleMotion’s Coach). Then there’s Jon Lovitz as a racist homicidal cop, Kevin Smith buried in make-up, the brilliant Miranda Richardson, Donnie Darko’s dad as the would-be President (Holmes Osborne) – and there’s Mandy Moore and Cheri Oteri and even Eli Roth taking a shit.

And absolutely no way could I not mention the brilliantly creepy Zelda Rubinstein – in full on creepy scary mode.

The film’s design and conception is so tightly packed with a billion details that there are moments and sequences where you’re left wondering – “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?” – but then the film is about the world coming to pieces – and when the world ends, does anyone really know that that is what is happening. The ending is particularly cryptic and bizarre – but left me not so much scratching my head in confusion – as much as thinking… damn, I’m going to have to watch this a few more times.

If you want a simple tale, look elsewhere. This is the type of end of the world conspiracy that you’d expect to come out of Terry Southern or Hunter S Thompson or Kurt Vonnegut. It concerns alternate realities, subversive sub-cultures, neo-politic-paranoia and religious doomsday soothsaying.

You may not get what it all means, but it is about asking what it means and laughing at the absurdist fever dream that you just watched. It’s a Basquiat at 24 frames a second – if that makes any sense to you – then perhaps this film is for you.

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Count me in
by newkie brown
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:30:57 AM
First
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:31:00 AM
Damnitt!
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:31:19 AM
WOW
by Bill Clay
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:32:33 AM
Eyeliner and Deep Thoughts
by Chewbaccalypse Now
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:34:49 AM
Ummmmm....
by Kingdaddy
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:39:09 AM
Get loaded before viewing
by BetaRayBill07
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:48:26 AM
Sound like an interesting original movie.
by hamslime
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:50:03 AM
Robocop meets Short Cuts
by TequilaMocking
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:51:16 AM
But is it good Harry?
by kwisatzhaderach
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:53:43 AM
fuckin hell
by Holodigm
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:56:15 AM
Knowing when to move on..
by peterwatts
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:57:37 AM
i don't care
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:58:17 AM
i don't care
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:58:35 AM
oops
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:59:31 AM
No, I definitely liked it.
by HEADGEEK
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:02:54 AM
Director's Cut of Donnie Darko
by TequilaMocking
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:03:19 AM
Somebody call Penn and Teller on this review.
by GQtaste
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:05:58 AM
directors cut
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:37:42 AM
Yeah, what MrMonkey! said...
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:41:06 AM
I get the ending
by HEADGEEK
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:49:33 AM
SPACE TIME CONTINUUM??
by Redfive!
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:04:41 AM
I just wanna see the damn thing myself
by red_weed
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:05:11 AM
If it hadn't been for the Donnie Darko Directors cut
by emp
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:09:51 AM
Too much time on my hands.
by hamslime
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:24:51 AM
Strange how this film feels old already
by Mullah Omar
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:40:10 AM
Good review
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:21:06 AM
I wanted to look forward to this film
by ARKHAM-MADNESS
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:48:23 AM
Sounds a bit like the first time you watch Fight CLub
by FILMFUNK
Sep 23rd, 2007
06:01:28 AM
"it is a very particular film that challenges you"
by newc0253
Sep 23rd, 2007
06:39:01 AM
Even if this film is a complete failure...
by rbatty024
Sep 23rd, 2007
08:57:50 AM
Give Harry a break (this time)
by leiabox
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:29:34 AM
Here's the trailer.
by Gozu
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:52:59 AM
i don't get it
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:23:35 AM
"Sarah Michelle Gellar - who has all the best lines..."
by Garbageman33
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:28:58 AM
kinda encouraging
by reckni
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:33:41 AM
I love how this review insinuates...
by honestune
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:36:01 AM
This is good news. I'm looking forward to this...
by rbatty024
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:52:50 AM
Guys, even if it is a confused clusterfuck....
by Freakemovie
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:58:07 AM
The cast of this film
by Garbageman33
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:26:00 AM
rbatty
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:38:05 PM
Duane Johnson?
by troutpencil
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:04:05 PM
SOUNDS LIKE...
by hollywoodsummers
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:12:17 PM
When you consistantly misspell someone's name
by CerebralAssassin
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:13:27 PM
How many episodes will Bai Ling be in?
by Redfoot the Fence
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:40:45 PM
This whole Southland Tales thing sort of reminds me...
by mr.underwater
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:14:24 PM
This is gonna be another Fountain/Darko
by dr_buggerlugs
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:36:00 PM
My prediction....
by skimn
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:39:07 PM
Umm, dr_buggerlugs
by skimn
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:40:33 PM
I'm sick and tired
by tendermelon
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:45:44 PM
There's something amusing
by TequilaMocking
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:09:35 PM
It's even more amusing and probably more accurate
by Garbageman33
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:13:33 PM
dr_buggerlugs
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:33:04 PM
memories-of-murder
by tendermelon
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:43:14 PM
"that goofy stupid grin that he’s famous four"
by tonagan
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:45:06 PM
Joe Carnahan
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Sep 23rd, 2007
03:52:55 PM
Seann William Scott gets the "Stifler" mention but...
by CopOnTheEdge
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:08:22 PM
It bemuzes ME...
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:20:58 PM
The Good Ol' Days...
by AssWhole
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:26:46 PM
There's clearly no shortage of half-empty glasses here.
by dance4days
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:34:32 PM
a good non-linear movie
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:39:04 PM
"It’s a Basquiat at 24 frames a second "
by Chumkid
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:48:03 PM
I take back what I said Memories-of-Murder
by Garbageman33
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:51:44 PM
"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparklemotion".
by DallasGoodbar
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:58:15 PM
There's clearly no shortage of straw men here.
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:02:11 PM
there's clearly no shortage of douches here
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:14:09 PM
Ba-Zing.
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:32:24 PM
haha
by maluquiro
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:36:11 PM
Fuckin' Memories of Murder
by Al Swearengen
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:37:16 PM
maluquiro
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:43:05 PM
i give Kelly credit
by bigbadbua
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:43:29 PM
Trailer is actually pretty cool
by Bass Ackwards
Sep 23rd, 2007
06:02:29 PM
Memories-Of-Murder
by newc0253
Sep 23rd, 2007
06:11:52 PM
its happening again.
by dr.bulber
Sep 23rd, 2007
06:28:33 PM
The Fountain was more tame than challenging...
by Space oddity
Sep 23rd, 2007
07:01:47 PM
Wait, it's like "CANDY"? 1968 "CANDY" or 2006 "CANDY"?
by Daddylonghead
Sep 23rd, 2007
07:07:10 PM
So Bai Ling is in this episode?
by PotSmokinAlien
Sep 23rd, 2007
07:41:17 PM
enough god damn post 9/11 shit
by BurgerKing
Sep 23rd, 2007
08:26:10 PM
"This is a very complicated, layered film"
by JAGUART
Sep 23rd, 2007
08:33:01 PM
The Fountain had godlike music
by messi
Sep 23rd, 2007
08:56:37 PM
Mandy Moore sucks massive vagina
by messi
Sep 23rd, 2007
08:57:08 PM
Harry, you're not fooling anyone
by reflecto
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:07:38 PM
Harry, I love you big guy, but...
by BadMrWonka
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:15:25 PM
So watchin this on shrooms sounds like a good idea...
by The Dum Guy
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:21:44 PM
messi
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:47:34 PM
Nixon, what you do is take the shrooms first...
by The Dum Guy
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:59:14 PM
HST...
by rhett beavers
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:03:48 PM
Oddsmakers
by The_Fredo
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:37:20 PM
I love Talkback Literary Interp. 101
by oisin5199
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:39:19 PM
oisin
by Ribbons
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:58:37 PM
The trailer sucked
by Stollentroll
Sep 24th, 2007
05:08:51 AM
that sounds like something I'd like actually
by CherryValance
Sep 24th, 2007
09:37:27 AM
Ribbons
by oisin5199
Sep 24th, 2007
10:01:42 AM
Fired Up
by Cobbio
Sep 24th, 2007
11:08:16 AM
Memories of fuckin' Murder
by Al Swearengen
Sep 24th, 2007
01:44:21 PM
Domino
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Sep 24th, 2007
02:06:01 PM
While reading this review
by GIVL
Sep 24th, 2007
02:14:10 PM
So What you're saying is...
by Redbox
Sep 24th, 2007
02:29:39 PM
Wow, he *is* the iron shiek, mystery solved!
by Daddylonghead
Sep 24th, 2007
03:14:52 PM
sheik, shiek, whatever, I'm an American.
by Daddylonghead
Sep 24th, 2007
03:16:31 PM
About this condescending review
by Flea Circus
Sep 24th, 2007
03:17:30 PM
IRON SHIEK
by Daddylonghead
Sep 24th, 2007
05:09:21 PM
also BREAKA YOU BACK
by Daddylonghead
Sep 24th, 2007
05:11:44 PM
Memories-Of-Murder
by one9deuce
Sep 24th, 2007
10:07:35 PM
one last shout out for the Fountain
by oisin5199
Sep 25th, 2007
12:17:16 AM
Harry Why Don't You Just Admit It?
by DannyOcean01
Sep 25th, 2007
08:39:05 AM
POOR HARRY
by THISISWARRIORNATION
Sep 25th, 2007
09:24:52 AM
necgray
by oisin5199
Sep 25th, 2007
09:47:56 AM

by SkeletonParty
Sep 25th, 2007
12:09:59 PM
No, I definitely liked it.
by SkeletonParty
Sep 25th, 2007
12:11:14 PM
I think this movie was screened like years ago
by CuervoJones
Sep 26th, 2007
10:53:22 AM
I love the pro and con arguments for bad movies
by SkeletonParty
Sep 26th, 2007
11:52:34 AM
Transformers Bay's first good movie since Armageddon?
by Mundungus
Sep 27th, 2007
06:44:37 AM
MAN!!!!!!!!
by pretentiousboy
Sep 27th, 2007
10:45:38 AM
The movie sounds insane... I'll go and see it if it ever arrives
by Avon
Oct 24th, 2007
05:40:35 PM
....in the UK
by Avon
Oct 24th, 2007
05:41:26 PM
Test
by Nick Papagiorgio
Nov 2nd, 2007
08:14:51 AM
THE LAST WORD!!!!!!
by playswithbiggerblocksthanyou
Dec 3rd, 2007
08:31:32 PM
in australia
by stephen brown
Dec 20th, 2007
12:45:53 AM
I would love to see this review if Uwe Boll had made it!
by Vamp-AICNchat
Jan 13th, 2008
09:54:12 AM
To derive self esteem from movie bashing
by adamwhite5
Apr 20th, 2008
01:49:34 PM
I've only just now seen this movie
by ApneicMonkey
Mar 12th, 2009
09:50:19 PM

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