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Eli Roth to write and direct an episode of HEROES: ORIGINS!!! Dear God, Will Noone Save The Cheerleader?

Hey folks, Harry here... It's almost unfathomable. My precious cheerleader in the hands of ELI ROTH??? Well, I don't know if her character will be involved in Eli's episode... but he is aware of my regrowing hymen theory - and Eli is sick enough to go at it. But is television sick enough? I think not. Whatever Eli is going to do - I'm sure all you fans of his in Talkback will be there rooting for him every second of the way. That's right, your very own whipping boy, whipping your favorite show with his sick, twisted, horny mind. I can't wait for the talk back for that episode. Hell, I can't wait.

Hats off to the fine folks over at G4's ATTACK OF THE SHOW for breaking the story, and here's the video of the announcement:


Oh - Tim Kring seemed to also announce that JOHN AUGUST and MICHAEL DOUGHERTY will be joining Eli Roth and Kevin Smith as brilliant choices for whatever this Spin off will be. So - ahem... let the celebration begin...

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First
by crackerfarmboy
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:29:59 PM
roth does torture pr0n
by palewook
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:31:13 PM
"no one"
by Dark Knight Lite
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:39:16 PM
Weak....
by SG7
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:46:37 PM
friggin LOVE it when Harry shows his balls.
by chiahead
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:50:31 PM
Somewhere in America
by Internet Thug
Sep 22nd, 2007
02:57:24 PM
The superhero's power will be inexplicable success
by chrth
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:11:32 PM
Sex-crazed orgasm-inducing demon child
by Dizagaox
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:04 PM
I still don't like this Origins idea
by ballyhoo
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:32 PM
Well, the concept had promise...
by jopari
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:12:59 PM
LMAO
by Internet Thug
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:17:31 PM
Roth's Hero: The Torturepornographer!!!
by TallBoy66
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:43:22 PM
Interested to see what Roth has to offer in a medium...
by MrEkoLetMeLive
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:52:21 PM
Fuck you all!
by lovethatjoker
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:53:40 PM
Anybody else hear about them asking Tarentino to do one
by Z 008
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:54:44 PM
Tarantino hasn't heard of Heroes
by badboymason
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:58:30 PM
Great Movie Reviews
by ptapat
Sep 22nd, 2007
03:58:32 PM
Surprised he agreed to it...
by DanielKurland
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:08:44 PM
Premise
by gudge
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:17:44 PM
No... the cheerleader won't be saved...
by jimmy rabbitte
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:23:19 PM
Bad idea, like crossing monkeys with leprechauns bad
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:27:18 PM
Maybe he'll fuck up and they'll kill his Cell movie
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:28:41 PM
Haven't seen an episode of Heroes so far...
by DerLanghaarige
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:30:34 PM
Television seems like the perfect medium...
by leeVSbenway
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:33:48 PM
Hostel 2 flops and Roth still gets work?
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:37:11 PM
so SYLAR goes trekking across europe...
by Kaiser Soze
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:41:33 PM
Did they ban Eli Roth from Masters of Horror?
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:43:51 PM
MICHAEL DOUGHERTY - Oh God!!!
by Darth_Valinorean
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:43:52 PM
Masters of Eli
by godoffireinhell
Sep 22nd, 2007
04:57:41 PM
Fans of Eli here?!HAHAHAHAHA !!!
by frg10
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:18:19 PM
Roth should do a Numb3rs episode.
by TomBodet
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:21:10 PM
Eli Roth should be ban from breathing, but not gay rape
by frg10
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:21:10 PM
Osama Binladen is a hardcore fan of Eli Roth
by frg10
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:21:48 PM
Eli Roth will end up writing stories for WWE
by frg10
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:22:46 PM
Eli Roth is a brilliant choice ..
by frg10
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:23:53 PM
Do we attribute sources here
by ewilkin
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:28:10 PM
Eli Broth-No Soup For Sue
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:35:05 PM
AICN doesn not break news!!!!!
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:36:00 PM
doesn not= extreme emphasis on the doesn'tness
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:36:59 PM
"he is aware of my regrowing hymen theory"
by For the love of Claire Bennets regenerating hymen
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:39:22 PM
These are just the "Origins" episodes...
by seanny_d
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:53:20 PM
So who did Eli suck off for this gig?
by Negative Man
Sep 22nd, 2007
05:59:05 PM
Eli Sloth: He'll Get There Eventually
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:03:53 PM
A hack writing for hacks
by Drak_Tanner
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:05:18 PM
If someone stole your brains...
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:08:02 PM
Eli Cloth: The Touch, The Feel
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:11:37 PM
Eli Moth: Going Toward The Light
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:13:14 PM
Save the Show - Fire This Director!
by Booster Gold Lives
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:15:12 PM
this is perfect...
by soup74
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:34:41 PM
Good point, Shuttlepod, however....
by Lord Bullingdon
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:39:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS: ELI ROTH TO JOIN DANCING WITH THE STARS
by Pound Sand
Sep 22nd, 2007
06:54:57 PM
Glad they didn't award Heroes for Best Drama!
by captboulder
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:17:34 PM
HRG and HPW to cameo
by Loosejerk
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:18:24 PM
That's like putting MOM's, Bay & Ratner
by glodene
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:34:03 PM
Regrwoing Hymen Theory
by SpazmoCalrissian
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:36:14 PM
The cheerleader is of age, at least in real life
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
07:43:38 PM
Harry,
by Mezzanine
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:09:10 PM
Darth_Valinorean
by spoilerd
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:10:27 PM
"Noone" the big enemy of Season 2? Or...
by SantiagoAtez
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:29:32 PM
Eli Hoth: Ice Planet Blues
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:35:53 PM
I like the idea of this being a Directros Showcase
by Larry of Arabia
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:42:32 PM
Is it me...
by Mr Walter
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:44:38 PM
Roth is a Bad Choice For Almost Anything
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:45:18 PM
Worst news this week for me. That and Horse face.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 22nd, 2007
08:57:52 PM
And MandalorianSage fuck you, you're an asshole.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:01:56 PM
chrth said it best!...
by couP
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:09:31 PM
Les Incompetant
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:20:07 PM
Torture Porn...This Week on Must-See TV! YAY!
by FuckMichaelBay
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:21:49 PM
Get Tim Burton to do one and then I'll give a shit.
by FuckMichaelBay
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:24:55 PM
Second Season Will Seal Heroes Fate
by SoylentMean
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:29:31 PM
Who's Noone?
by Osmosis Jones
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:29:37 PM
WOW. Just...WOW.
by Kaiser Soze
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:37:00 PM
Gabby?
by Red Ned Lynch
Sep 22nd, 2007
09:55:51 PM
Eli Roth is overrated...Heroes is overrated
by PervOmatic
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:06:42 PM
Actually...
by Red Ned Lynch
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:07:52 PM
You are the head of AICN, and you are too lazy to fix..
by PirateEmery
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:13:30 PM
Everytime Eli Roth makes a movie, God kills a kitten
by Mr Spork
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:19:34 PM
Seriously, has Roth done anything good?
by Bangforabuck
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:20:35 PM
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH GOD
by The Artist FKA Vesuvio
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:33:21 PM
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MICHAEL BAY DENIS
by Pennsy
Sep 22nd, 2007
10:36:54 PM
Is this the Heros talkback for Monday
by jimbojones123
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:00:16 PM
Harry you stole my hymen theory
by c4andmore
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:42:36 PM
Roth Blows...Smith's Overrated
by RetroActive
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:44:30 PM
Gabriel Gray...
by RetroActive
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:50:13 PM
Eli Roth
by Magnum Opus
Sep 22nd, 2007
11:51:32 PM
MandalorianSage, insecure keyboard commando with a
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:11:22 AM
And yeah Eli Roth still sucks as a director Harry.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:13:09 AM
Noone
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:22:30 AM
Noone
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:22:36 AM
Sorry for the double "noone" post!
by oducerproducer
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:24:44 AM
Hasn't Eli Roth disappeared up his own asshole yet?
by Sledge Hammer
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:34:52 AM
Just got off the phone with Kevin Smith
by Wed Vid Guy
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:29:01 AM
Eli Roth
by Chilli815
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:07:13 AM
Wait, Though...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 23rd, 2007
04:22:01 AM
It's not spelled Heros GOD DAMMIT!!
by polyh3dron
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:13:55 AM
I just realized
by Harold The Great
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:29:39 AM
I LOVE CAPSLOCK
by necgray
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:37:46 AM
Oh, and Harry
by Chilli815
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:39:58 AM
and just to concur
by necgray
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:43:05 AM
Marcel Marceau has died quietly.
by Smerdyakov
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:59:20 AM
the four hacks of the apocalypse
by vic g
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:35:31 AM
What will happen to AICN after Harry dies?
by Penetron
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:30:19 AM
that's right two ands!
by Penetron
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:41:52 AM
Moriarty...
by soup74
Sep 23rd, 2007
11:49:35 AM
I don't watch but love Roth- What is Origins?
by batmanthehorse
Sep 23rd, 2007
12:04:20 PM
2 alternate hacks
by vic g
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:00:13 PM
ELI ROTH = MAXIMUM SUCKAGE
by Captain Happy
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:08:58 PM
Roth'll have somebody blow up on camera in his episode!
by MrMysteryGuest
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:25:53 PM
if Eli Roth wrote/directed any "Heroes" Eps...
by BadMrWonka
Sep 23rd, 2007
01:47:40 PM
Roth should be directing 'Freddy's Nightmares'
by pokadoo
Sep 23rd, 2007
02:07:23 PM
My work here is done
by Trik_Ster
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:06:01 PM
How many women get raped in the Kevin Smith episode?
by fiester strikes back
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:42:16 PM
I don't watch Heroes
by BrightEyes
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:44:19 PM
Eli Roth should direct the "Thanksgiving" movie instead
by Stalkeye
Sep 23rd, 2007
05:59:05 PM
One of Roth's few successes
by DocArzt
Sep 23rd, 2007
09:39:59 PM
THATS IT!
by soup74
Sep 23rd, 2007
10:26:24 PM
Gabe and Mandalore
by necgray
Sep 24th, 2007
12:04:11 AM
Peter Noone??
by KazamaSmokers
Sep 24th, 2007
12:37:45 AM
Will Roth rip-off X-Men, Lost, 4400, and Rising Stars?
by BrowncoatJedi
Sep 24th, 2007
01:09:09 AM
BrowncoatJedi
by Chilli815
Sep 24th, 2007
03:11:45 AM
I see Browncoat...
by just pillow talk
Sep 24th, 2007
10:59:21 AM

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