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UPDATED!! Today Should Be A National Holiday!! The First Pic(s) From The SEX AND THE CITY Movie Has Arrived!!
Merrick here...
...with an additional image, snapped during the film's current NYC filming. The sender had this to say:
Yo!
Geek in the City here, I've got a friend, we'll call her Sarah X, in New York right now who IS that target demographic Harry is trying to nail. (Woman, Hot, 26).
Anyway, she is following the filming while in New York this week. She just sent me this image of Sarah Jessica Parker and the Mr. Big guy outside a hotel. Sorry for the low quality, but all she has is her cell phone camera.
Geek in the City
We appreciate your time and effort Aaron, Sarah X, etc. Here's the image:
ORIGINAL ARTICLE FOLLOWS!!!
Geek in the City here, I've got a friend, we'll call her Sarah X, in New York right now who IS that target demographic Harry is trying to nail. (Woman, Hot, 26).
Anyway, she is following the filming while in New York this week. She just sent me this image of Sarah Jessica Parker and the Mr. Big guy outside a hotel. Sorry for the low quality, but all she has is her cell phone camera.
Geek in the City
Merrick here...
Okay, well, the last time I posted a SEX AND THE CITY article I touched upon how much I hated the television series & made a rude/unprofessional comment about Sarah Jessica Parker's appearance.
So...
Naturally...
It falls now upon me to bring you this...
It's a promo shot for the SEX AND THE CITY movie that no one in my universe seems to need in any way, shape or form.
None the less, Harry informs me that the SEX AND THE CITY movie is "an important title to AICN's female demographic" (which I'm thinking probably accounts for about 20 or 30 people, but I could be wrong), so...you know...we have to post this I guess.
BELOW: Chris Noth as Mr. Big and Sarah Jessica Parker as Carrie, reprising their series roles for the SEX AND THE CITY theatrical film that's written/directed by Michael Patrick King - an Executive Producer on the original show.
The most interesting element of this picture...to me, at least...is the hand guiding the tape measure on the lower left hand side of the image. Now THAT...intrigues.
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... you meant day of mourning as another sign of the impending Apocalpyse has been revealed? The first, as you recall, was Larry the Cable Guy getting a multiple-movie deal.
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Dost thou have balls?
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the only reason i started watching this show is because when i was in middle school it said nudity on the HBO info page. then I kind of started to like it. Now i pretend I don't so people won't make fun of me.
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rats
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I was worried about him after the last Addam's Family DTV movie tanked...
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there's three of us as non-females (i'm guessing, but i could be wrong), who not only don't really care, but REALLY need to let people know that we had to take a peek at the news anyway.
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Had to be said.
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please make it go away.
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The women on that show value a good measurement in inches.
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I guess that's why the BIG BROTHER/BEAUTY & THE GEEK talkback is in the top 10...doesn't Oxygen have a website?
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your post tells more about you then anything else you've ever posted. Just to let you know.
However I can do without seeing Sarah Jessica "horseface" Parker, for a very looong time. Not only is she a raving bitch apparently, but she also seems to believe she has talent in the first place. And to prove that she has to hassle anyone she works with. So, yeah I agree Merrick, this movie is wholly unnecessary. -
...now we get to see Sarah J. Parker's wet dog face in glorious theater-size.
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I wondered how many boyfriends will be forced into watching this.
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One of the best damn shows ever so all you haters can suck it!
I mean in all seriousness it was one of the best shows to ever be on TV... top 10 maybe. Can't wait for the movie. -
I thought only women and homosexual men watched this show.
My wife made me watch once and it just felt wrong, like I should have tucked my package between my legs. -
Maybe the studded belt could be explained away as a shoplifting trophy, something that was apparently stolen from either a Hot Topic and/or the leather bar du jour. But that Eiffel Tower purse?!? Did Carrie not break up with Big at one time because he gifted her a bejeweled fruit shaped clutch purse - just like all the other Upper Side socialites - signifying that he didn't "know" her at all? Intriguing.
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Sep 19, 2007 12:13:29 PM CDT
Sott.. you were wrong.. And only closet homos say that
by youignorantgeeks
I mean jeez.. I love how every guy who saw it was forced to by there imaginary wife or girlfriend too...
Its not a show for only gays and girls... and people who think that are closet homosexuals who are scared to like a show centered around women. Whats next a comment about how only men and lesbians watch entourage? -
Seriously. Ask Marge Simpson. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just sayin'
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Again I'm just sayin'
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Or was, I think aroudn season 4... when she was wearing that belly shirt and walked in on Aidan talking to that girl at the bar.... nice nice stomach.
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because Patricia likes it. She wears the pants. They might be a few sizes too large for her, but she wears them.
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And I saw you on the CW last night.
Seriously, people who talk crap about Sex and the City so heatedly and say its gay this and gay that are frigging gay themselves. Or just can't get laid and so hate woman and anything about them.
I mean really, you geeks annoy me so much! Its so obvious your little loser asses are spanking it to world of warcraft then acting all macho for the site.. and WHY!?!?! The site is like 80% other people spanking it to WOW just like you!!!!
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What is it with geeks and this stubby, waxen no-talent anyway? Natalie, baby, I'm sure you mean well, but please stop acting. You just aren't any good at it.
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Sep 19, 2007 12:24:41 PM CDT
c'mon...when is someone going to hijack this thread?
by just pillow talk
Indiana Jones titles? Vern Troyer? Horse fucking? Soul patch possibly back in season seven?
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...someone filmed two hours of The Sims with the "only old people" mod turned on.
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Sep 19, 2007 12:26:35 PM CDT
SATC is better then half the crap thats praises on here
by youignorantgeeks
And thast the turth... and grunty I agree on the Portman front in some aspects. I think shes very pretty and very talented... so that part I don't agree. But I agree in that I don't understand why so many damn people think shes like the top sex symbol of the century. It seems everyone when asked "if you can have anyone, who would it be" says Natalie Portman. I at first would think its the star wars thing... but its not only the geeks saying it. I dunno. Weird. I love her and all, but not to the point this damn world apparently does. Give me Mandy Moore any day lol... or about 50 other famous people ahead of her.
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Take that back Grunty Bear - any bitch that can look good with a shaved head deserves at least one shot at KingRalph's golden sceptre ! Britney Spears is proof that shaven headed girls dont always get it right....
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Believe that the legions of geeky chicks that surf aint it cool, actually care about SITC.
God that show was just fluff porn and bad acting...wait I said it all with fluff porn.
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Herc needs to post about this pronto.
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Sep 19, 2007 12:32:32 PM CDT
I love how every bashes a show they probably never saw
by youignorantgeeks
How many best of lists is this show on... how many emmy's and golden globes and stuff did it win... AND DESERVEDLY. The show was a damn good show. Deal with it. Move on.
And Natalie Portman didn't look that great with a shaved head. You know what Portman is? I'll tell ya.. shes an average pretty woman. Thats what it is... meaning that you walk down the street and will see a couple of people just as pretty as her. And shes not really sexy... shes more cute/pretty then sexy. -
The fanboys lusting over Natalie Portman has nothing to do with Star Wars. It has everything to do with her performance in The Professional when these same people were making crude comments about how it would be until she were legal.
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Tis talk like a pirate day, mateys!
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they went to paris and she got knocked up. I think they should skip the "wedded bliss drama" segment of this idea and go straight to the "hipster new yorkers who fancy themselves celebrities have celebrity length relationships" and make them divorce and fight and overall make the future of their child very uninhabitable. I'd pay to see that. Oh, and maybe have some giant robots in it.
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I thought that was an awesome movie... and I'm sure loads of people were thinking naughty thoughts and stuff... but I mean come on. So does that automatically make the Olsen twins the hottest thing on 4 feet?
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I did see this show because my wife loves it. It could have won every award every year and I still would have hated it. And there's nothing wrong with Portman being just cute. Much like how you enjoy Sex in the City and others don't, Natalie gets some guys riled up, but not you.
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was a very good show. Respect!
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YouIgnorantGeeks is Chris Crocker, there's no other reasonable explanation.
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No I know that, and I do like her as I said... But I would say out of all actresses shes the one I hear about most as "oh man shes the hottest" and I'm just wondering why her... Honestly I think it has most to do with Garden State. I can't really explain why i think that... but yea thats what I think.
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try again black box!
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"There's dozens of us! Dozens!"
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Though I did love Britney's early work.
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can't wait for the TJ Hooker movie.
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Poor Kim Cattrall, gone are the days when she starred in Police Academy, Big Trouble in Little China and Star Trek VI.
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I'll watch a Golden Girls rerun.
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National Holiday? Nobody has ever been this excited about crap before... I think?
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I'm speaking purely objectively here and, fine, it's just my opinion. SEX AND THE CITY was not funny, sexy, insightful or even dramatic. I found it boring and mean-spirited. Just because it was a show aimed at women didn't make it any good. Even BATTLESTAR GALACTICA is sexier and has more interesting things to say about how women relate to men and to other women. On another note, RICKEY HENDERSON, if that is true what you report about Tony Almeida, that is great news! The second biggest mistake 24's producers ever made was to kill him off the way they did. (The biggest mistake was how the killed off David Palmer.) If anything can get 24 back on its feet, it's the return of TONY ALMEIDA!!!!!!!
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Odds are it will make 200 million if not more... trust me there are HUGE amounts of SATC fans. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEEEE amounts. 100 million EASY. 200 million possibly.
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The obsession for us geeks started with Attack of the Clones, then, was sealed by anybody who saw Closer.
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I'll pay for the therapy.
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. . . just isn't doing it right.
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They pretty much confirmed that shit.
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... come on.. can we get some REAL NEWS?? Hardly any breaking news, interesting stuff coming out these days. The talkbacks where geekfolk and folks with good opinions is the only reason this site works now. And I mean that in earnestness - come on Harry & co.. We all like this site a lot, but the news has to step up a bit.
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Chris Noth looks like Mr Bean's older brother. The movie is about a serial used tampons thief in Ny who is always stealing sanitary towels from Horseface and the Ginger one. This leads Horseface to discover that Noths brother is stealing her towles so that he can sleep with them. He loves the smell. So anyway Horseface and the Gingerone get abducted and participate in a orgy with men wearing W Bush masks, with the music of Phillip glass playing in the background while a dwarf defecates in Horsefaces mouth. The ending has horseface and her boyfriend selling their house so they can travel to Amsterdam to meet a guy who knows about a nifty HOSTEL.......
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If this is sex in the city, remind me to never get drunk in NY again. God I could wake up next to one of these chicks who rival a few months younger versions of the golden girls.
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Kristen something, I think. Kim Catrall used to be hot. The other two, meh.
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so what
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"Tony's uncertain fate near the end of 'Day 5' left the door open for his return," said executive producer/show-runner Howard Gordon. "And since there was no silent clock at the conclusion of his last appearance – the 24 tribute to a major character's demise – we always kept this as a possibility."
Holy Shit!! We all were right! That is why no silent clock!! Now, if they can put together a plot like season 5, we will be in business. Where you at, Herc?? TB for this great news, or is 24 now so irrelevant that it does not deserve one... -
Does it? Have you ever sen a film being shot before? Have you any conception of what a focus puller is and how they measure distances for focus?
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"Tony's uncertain fate near the end of 'Day 5' left the door open for his return," said executive producer/show-runner Howard Gordon. "And since there was no silent clock at the conclusion of his last appearance the 24 tribute to a major character's demise we always kept this as a possibility."
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Why must you beat me?
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It was on the Who Gives A Shit channel from the Fuck Off And Die network.
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Just seams like picking up a tape measure is a no brainer where as with the dog i am left with a question.
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Arent these chicks in their 50's now? Should they have families and be lecturing their kids about college by now? This is just sad.
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. . . and for some reason, if the geeks aren't predictibly tuning their trouser-forks to the dwarven physique and boyish hairstylings of Natalie Portman, they always seem drawn to the hum-drum, non-threatening, traditional button-downed Charlotte as the token fantasy fuck. In other words, if the imaginary girlfriends force them to watch the show, they can at least "save their manhood" by chiming in at the circle-jerk with: "Da-yum that Charlotte! She fill my golf pencil full o' lead. Am I right? Huh? Am I right?" It's funny, how almost invariably, these are the same mouthbreathers who end up sticking their baby-maker in the first She-Shamu from the trailer park who offers them a taste of her tonsils. Like any woman of Charlotte's stature, let alone Carrie's, would deign fall prey to your livin'-in-your-mamma's-basement-bitching-about-how-Rob-Zombie-raped-your-childhood-slasher-film-fantasies wiles.
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Way to go Mr. Big.
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Their vagines hang down like Wizard's Sleeve.
Of course Mirajeff loves it. Being 24 years old with a brain and all. You suck Mirajeff, you pretentious twit. -
The hand is actually Thing Addams. He moves to NYC and pays the rent as a carpenter. Sarah Jessica Parker hires Thing to build her a new desk for her iBook and they inadvertently fall in love. She then has to choose between Mr. Big and Mr. Thing. She ultimately chooses Mr. Big when Mr. Thing is caught ass-fisting Kim Catrell.
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series. This show single handedly ruined a generation of women. They are now dumber, sluttier, more shallow, and incapable of love, all because of this show. Thank god I got mine, but anyone under 27, good luck finding a caring unselfish woman.
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Make Hulk laugh. Hulk member sticking Kim Catrell with green monster. Care-free days back then...Hulk miss care-free days. Stupid military always bother Hulk now.
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WHO GIVES A FUCK?
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better things to do rather than see a Sex in the City Movie.
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take over aicn.
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And still does occasionally. Not a bad show, although I think "mean-spirited" is certainly fair for a lot of the episodes. But it really wasn't/isn't that bad. And I'll probably make a date night of the movie when it comes out.
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Would have been better if the women had all been bionic. And Mr. Big was, like, a mafia guy who was always having people whacked. And maybe creating an army of hot female androids to take over New York. But maybe that's just me.
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them flat chested hoes need to not be in my line of vision ....
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Nope, actually nobody of value who visits this site gives a shit about this show!
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The regular talkbackers on this site appear to be largely very immature, insecure man-boys.
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Sex & the City meets the Addams Family? I'd buy that for a dollar!
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get... out of... this... talkback... before I fall... aslZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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If this site is going to promote shit like this, I want no part of it.
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Why would any guy watch this soap opera of a show, unless their masculinity is in question. Why don't you just read a Danielle Steel novel, masturbate to a old Playgirl magazine, and call it a night.
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Frankly, my dear boys, I don't give a damn. Sorry, just had to voice my opinion - the show was an embarrassing account of what pornography *should* be in the minds of many women. Utter refuse, if you ask me.
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Actually it is a funny show with tons of T & A. But I still make her watch Battlestar Galactica.
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Give me some sexy, black women any day over Captain Mandroid, Sarah Jessica Parker.
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Merrick are you kidding?Harry are you kidding?Do you REALLY expect us to believe that there are 20-30 FEMALES reading this site? and on a regular basis? and by females I'm using the definition that they're actual biped human females, conscious, born as a girl but grew up to be a woman, and are currently still a woman and ovulate on a monthly basis and wear AT LEAST a b-cup bra size. and are all individuals who total 20-30 in number? I just REALLY find that hard to believe. And you know what, I believe ALOT of what harry says despite me living in houston and our two cities (austin) being opposed to each other in every way BUT this is WAY BEYOND something I can put any stock in.I would believe, possibly, that in the site's history there have been 20-30 females who have registered, but there's no more than THREE (and that includes that one random female reviewer, who may or may not be a female anyway) of them who read the site on a regular basis. and by regular I mean once a week. other than that, you better revise to maintain some integrity big man!
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You say that Kristin (I was right, her name was Kristin) Davis and Natalie Portman are unattractive. So who do you consider bang-worthy, o expert of poontang?
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And I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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fellas, here's the deal on this show from a married man who's wife has every season of this show on dvd...while the show may annoy you I bet your wife or girlfriend loves it.so why not just embrace it like I have--buy them every season on dvd so that when you want to play civ4 for eight hours on a sunday she's not bothering you all day. or, when the movie comes out, and you want to see something else, you can send your wife and your buddy's wife to see the movie together and you and your homey can see something cool.
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Most of them look much more like women than S.J. Parker. She needs a new-face-otomy like in Face/Off.
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Merrick thanks for reminding me that I´m a girl and that AICN isn´t my place.
I just had forgotten how respectful the world I live in is. Thanks for remarking how my liking/notliking has to be to visit AICN. -
No reason for this to exist. 3 or is it 4 dirty slags, slag themselves around slagland looking for adventures with male slags while buying shoes and handbags! and talking in NY slag!
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Unless you count the fact that I'm a lesbian trapped in a fat man's body.
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I had forgotten how hideous SJP is. Thanks HBO for reminding me. Ick. And what is she wearing anyway? Yes dear, green floral designs are SO in. (And the Eiffel Tower handbag is just embarassing).
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A clear picture of what the monsters in 1-18-08 look like! They seem to be coming along nicely!
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Jules, cool down sister, no reason to get mad @ merrick. again, considering there's only three girls who regularly visit this site (provided you meet my aforementioned criteria of course, see supra post 107) merrick just ain't used to talking to females, provided posting articles on a movie news website qualifies for talking to females you understand.in any case I'm sure you can keep visiting and more than likely won't get offended in the future considering no one expects to be "talking" directly to girls here anyway.
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well boys there we have it. I said there were only three females who read this site on a regular basis and I was right. One is the girl who does random reviews (can't remember her name but I'm sure you frequest aicn'ers know who she is). Two is this Julene who I spoke to in my previous posts.Three is you Iconoclasta. and with that we're done here! thanks everyone for helping me prove there's only three females who come here regularly and not 20-30! talk about exaggeration!
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I´m dying to see the marketing machine a la 1-18-08 for this movie!
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If so count me in. Nothing beats a zombie killing an outdated sopera star in NYC movie.
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The show ended the way it was supposed to end. Now we get to see how it's going to get all screwed up. There was nothing left to tell. I'm sorry, this project is just a bad idea, although it will make tons o'money (which is why they're doing it).
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so what am i the fourth?
you guys are trying way too hard to prove you have balls. so what? it was a dumb show but a sinful pleasure for some of us, even you guys, so what! like you guys don't watch incredibly stupid things everyday. -
That is all.
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Thanks to Brian from family guy for that one.. but...
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Barf... This is on my "shows I hate with a passion" list.
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Scrankee McScrankinburger...Father Time laid a hard bitch slap on her.
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as a foot.
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Sep 19, 2007 6:06:50 PM CDT
HAHA GOTTA GIVE THE SATC HATERS SOMETHING TO HATE ON
by bringingsexyback
I can't wait for the movie. Loved the show, and thought the finale was perfect. That S Class is a hot ride, glad to see Mr. Big owning one. Never could understand why he was being driven in a Town Car in the show. Who in their right mind buys a Town Car when they can have a Benz?
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That makes what, 2 of us?
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It made casual sex highly acceptable, even preferable, for many women. Horse face or not, you can thank SJP for that.
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So why mess with it?
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Don't judge! I just so happen to fall into your demographic of 20-30 non-defective females who read this site... I'm just amused that Harry assumes that any of us would lower ourselves to this show :-p. Anyway, if you need proof that I, and a few other girls who fall into your demographic of AICN regulars, do exist - stop by the Zone one of these days... there's, like, a half a dozen of us :-o
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I'm holding out for the Family Matters movie. Urkel and Laura need to get hitched. But not before Carl and Urkel go to another planet and free an enslaved alien race. Believe it or not, this would actually be pretty faithful to the show.
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we can finally see some nudity and they can say the word fuck. oh...wait...why are they doing this?
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Icon, honestly, the zone scares the hell outta me. I was banished there along with some other guys and even a girl (okay make it four then but she's not a regular any more so we're back to three again) about nine months ago and spent about two days there and ran away alone, afraid and swore never to return.since then I've tried not to provoke mori as he was the one who sent us all there. seems the girl was writing porn and the guys were going crazy for it. I thought it was all pretty silly, but entertaining.beyond that, it really doesn't make any difference to me if there's four, five or even nine girls on the site. I just wanted to give harry & merry a hard time. especially since mori can't banish me to the zone for that! at least not yet!finally, every show has a following be it sitc, three's company or falcon crest. it's open for debate if any show has something to contribute to the general public good of course. as for me, I'm waiting for the history channel engineering an empire movie focusing on hollywood movie rumor websites run by red heads in austin.
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Can't say that I will be standing in line for this one - not enough giant robots, orcs or lightsabers I guess.
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Touche. I should also add that I haven't been there in months. lol.
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This movie has the balls! am i right haters. or am i right!
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Can't wait for this movie. I miss SITC. And I'm one of the girls who is a faithful AICN reader.
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And fuck this movie.
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Everyone knows there are no girlz on teh intarwebs.
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I only know of a handful of women, or, "chicks" to be precise, on this site. like, three or four that i've ever noticed in the talkbacks.
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but don't have the guts or the hotness to pull it off. It also created a new generation of "I'm too sexy" attitude for a group of chicks that for sure aren't "too sexy". Hey -- not so hot chicks -- didja know that hot chicks aren't watching Sex In The City. Just lettin' ya know.
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Never watched a single ep in it's original run and I've seen it for a few minutes here and there in syndication and that's it. It's insufferable. Annoying. And worse. The only things that make it slightly watchable in tiny bits might be Kristen Davis, who's cute and Kim Cattrall, who of course was probably hottest decades ago in "Big Trouble in Little China." And before some says "your cranky and your old" (original comeback), I'm younger than Chris Noth. Based on all the talkback stuff above so far, men (straight men and maybe even gay men, too) don't give a crap about the show or the movie. Damn right we're not the target demo. Glad my wife doesn't care either because there no way I'd be dragged to see that waste-of-my-time.
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You need a reason to like her, watch Beautiful Girls. It'll still make you feel bad about it but a little less so than Leon (a couple of years).
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they're afraid of the ideas it gives their wives and girlfriends. Simple as that. They don't want their women acting like sluts and whores, and who can blame them? Certainly not me, but the reason for all the disaproval is that men are afraid of women who are at ease w/ their bodies sexually. Thy want a chick to stay at home and be a good little girl.
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...with Parker reprising her role as SaNdeE*.
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I don't give a fuck
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I got nothing else to complain about! How many years was this show on and people still can't see what's in front of their faces? Anyway for a petty TB I win.
Didn't SJP make a self-deprecating comment in Ed Wood about having a horse-face? Haven't watched the movie in ages but I think that rings a bell. So she may be a primadonna and take ages to light but she's cool for that at least.
Like all you whingeing geeks are Brad Pitt looking motherfuckers anyway! It's like when Homer wore the 'no fat chicks' shirt! -
...about women written by gay men, come to find out...it's a show about women written by gay men. Darren Star, Michael Patrick King, both teh ghey.
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But those who fancy Bradshaw a role model are as pathetic as guys who aspire to be James Bond. Hey ladies, why don't ya pick up an Emma Goldman biography for Christ's sake! Now that's a woman.
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TIFF! This will be the dumbest movie ever!
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I don't give a fuck and Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly.
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Sep 19, 2007 11:49:43 PM CDT
Is it just me or is Sarah Jessica Parker not sexy?
by allpowerfulwizardofoz
I mean to me she looks like she has a mans face. I've never found her attractive not matter how airbrushed she looks in some photos. I've always been baffled how she landed that lead role. She's a good actress mind you but when I think of someone who is sexy she is not someone who comes to mind and I've always thought her to be an odd choice for that show.
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I swear this makes me want to take a razor blade to my wrist, and scar-in the phrase "Why not Kolchak?".
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Yep, I feel the same. Calling her a horse is taking it a bit too far though.
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Watched almost every episode with my girlfriend and it was a pretty good show; a little melodramatic but better than most so-called chick flicks. I think some of you internet geeks have twisted ideas of femininity. Jessica Alba is the exception, not the rule and some 40 year olds love to fuck. Maybe you guys can instead go check out the horse-fucking movie when it comes to your town (and I'm not talking about Sarah Jessica Parker).
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you've hit the nail on the head. Sarah Jessica Parker has a horse face. Thanks!
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Just wanted to make it seem like there was one rabid SATC fan who had some sort of serious misgivings about this project because he is that fanatical as to parse some inane detail of this project that somehow violates the spirit of his precious TV show.But actually, no. I'd say the snide tone of the article is fairly accurate.
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so there is a sense of scale.I bet Mr "Big" paid that guy to do it.I tried to watch this show once or twice because my girlfriend LOVES it. I figured some hot women would make some good viewing. I was mistaken.
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Are there straight guys who watch this show in a non-ironic way?
I almost can't believe that.
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The sooner this "movie" is done the sooner most of us can ignore it. Ride through the pain Merrick. RIDE THROUGH THE GODDAMN PAIN!!!
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Look at her tits: http://tinyurl.com/2muefb
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Blarg. I hope you're getting paid for this.
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So now it's considered rude and unprofessional to be honest?
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HORSE FACE!
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I can understand the mostly male readers of this site saying they thought SATC was shit and / or putting shit on the show, but this film version (if it's very well written of course) will do extremely well (despite it being R rated), from tapping into the fickle women's market.
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Bile is good.
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By the AICN staff to generate traffic by knowingly posting an article that is really only for the talkback. As if anyone gives a shit about this...garbage. "Go on, put an article up about SITC" I wanna see how bad the talkbacks get!"
We sir, are not sheep - even if she does look like a horse. -
It's produced and created by gay men, but the writers were nearly all women. In the special in which they were all interviewed, they admittedly used some gay men (but used other women too) as templates for certain characters' personalities, and also said some stories were personal wish fulfillment, but HELLO that's what writers do - they use imagination to create stories. You guys are screaming your insecurities with this hate for a female-oriented show.
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and i've just added to it. *sigh*
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Sex and the City and the work of Paul Haggis. Why is this prick still writing for AICN?
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Sep 20, 2007 7:00:36 AM CDT
because couP, it's far more interesting than this movie
by just pillow talk
no matter what BSB says!
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fuck maybe the show was semi-interesting when you had a chabce of wanting to rub one out to some still perky 30 dsomething year old funbags but who the fuck wants to hear bitches old enough to be grandmotjers talking about sucking off strangers in the subway inbetween complaints of hot flashes? the only hope is that the red head's daughter is now barely legal and working in a strip club to piss off her menopausal mother.
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The series was pretty bland, but the last episode had relevance. In an interesting twist the series finale kind of pointed out how all the morals and values of the characters were off kilter and that monogamous sex within marriage was where true love could be found not in shallow hook ups.
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His name is Brady Brady. hehe SHUT UP HATERZ!!!!
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So all you haterz are on the side of Osama Bin Laden. Shame on you.
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they can change up the sex of the kid no fucking problem..make her a younger hotter Alicia Witt type in a school girl costume and you got a $40 million opening weekend guaran-fuckin'-teed.
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more more more. If ya know it, ya know it. Get me Charlotte (aka Kristen Davis)! If it comes to my area for a 12 midnight showing, I'll truly think about it.
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but you understand the greatness of the Autobot theme. So I will only praise you.
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Just like the series this movie will prove that man-on-man buttsecks is really the most sane way to get your rocks off. Women suck.
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to piss on that girl in the b/g. Or the interesting camera angle that makes it look like Noth is trying to grow a horn on the front of his noggin, like that one dude on the chessboard on the Millenium Falcon. Chewie doesn't like to lose, bro.
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I might actually care about this.
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does this mean the sex in the city comics written by joss whedon are no longer canon?!? fuuuuck
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But where's Equinas? Would he stoop to fucking a horse-like woman, or is he a horse purist?
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I loved her as Mitch Taylor in Real Genius.
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lame...
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I'm angered and confused. Well, mostly just confused. I'll give SJP credit for delivering the horseface line in Ed Wood. That took some guts.
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Harry,
It's not a question of wether Sex And The City was a good show or not, Its a question of wether the upcoming film is an appropriate subject for this website. If females do indeed visit this site, they come to read about Star Wars and Batman or for Doctor Who rumors. Aint' it Cool News should, in my opinion, remain focused on; Sci-fi, Action, Fantasy, Comic books, Horror, Cult Movies, and small independant films that are out side of the mainstream media's coverage. This movie, by all accounts, is thouroughly mainstream, well publicized and has little to do with the fan-boy(or fan-girl, as the case may be) culture which is this website's niche. Should y'all review this movie? sure, why not. This is an entertainment site after all. However, a story about the first picture from the set smells of "celebrity news". Please don't try to be all things to all people, your job is to filter out what's cool from what aint'. -
I hope this movie fails miserably. Oh wait, I have a vagina, so perhaps the reaction should be "OOH, a Sex and the City movie!!! *squeeee!!!!*" Or I could go stab myself in the eye repeatedly with SJP's nose and chin.
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I keep it in a jar on my desk.
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But not in this movie.
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and do a hot lesbian scene
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need to get coked and boozed up and go down on each other in a man-hate filled rage where they finally realize their lesbo needs fall in love move to the country and open a B&B..who cares about the red head's ugly fire crotch she should be run over by a bus in the first 3 minutes..i'll buy that dvd
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and a few of his mates to bang their buckets and baggy poop chutes for 90 minutes then I might consider downloading the torrent. Otherwise no fucking chance.
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when she heard Jennifer Hudson was in the cast. It was bizarre to see a woman get so riled up over something like that. It was like the equivalent to Star Wars geeks reacting to Greedo shooting first or something. She actually said she wished that "cunt would get AIDS and die." It was scary and sort of hot.
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bad TV is bad TV and a movie made from bad TV is still wgas territory. If they make a film from "The View", will AICN cover it so aggressively too...
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So thanks for reporting this. In fact, I think anything to do with the groundbreaking programming coming from Showtime and HBO should be reported here.
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Now feed that bitch some hay and stick her back in the stable.
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I don't want to see a movie about women reading Cosmopolitan. ¿Does anyone?
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tired actors wanting to make a quick buck.
I did find SITC watchable when it was on but also can acknowledge that it was pretty mediocre in general. I also hated most of the characters, Samantha was bearable because she was funny. Nothing about the material had 'movie potential'...SITC was fine on tv but as a feature? Yuck.
I have my girly tendencies, I love high fashion, but what I'm excited about seeing when it comes to movies right now is something like American Gangster or 3:10 to Yuma...and can't wait for Sweeney Todd.
As for this sites 'female demographic' IMO if you're the kind of girl who comes here you're not really that drawn by what the mainstream has to offer. I like to come here to read about movies I might never hear of otherwise, and get caught up in the excitement for big movies with cult appeal.
As a side note no one writes decent movies aimed for women IMO, it's all light-weight chick flick crap. Don't get me wrong, I do like romantic stuff but apart from some of the better literary adaptations what's being churned out by hollywood for women right now looks shit. Take for example 'PS I love you' the trailer of which makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
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is a fucking DOG! Hence my funny renaming. Seriously though, WTF? How is it she is a "celebrity"?? She is worthless. And why is this AICN? AICN is going downhill fast it seems.
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Its been on cable a billion times and Sarah Jessica looks frickin' hot! Blonde hardbody with beautiful legs, love scenes with Bruce Willis had no body doubles. Alas, like Jennifer Connelly, she became too skinny and pale.
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"Another horsefucking movie" ahahahahahaha. That was the best talkback ever, glad to see it lives on.
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"In an interesting twist the series finale kind of pointed out how all the morals and values of the characters were off kilter and that monogamous sex within marriage was where true love could be found not in shallow hook ups."... so the big twist was to reinforce conventional values? Color me twisted.
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We can't even get a talkback for Burn Notice season finale (which stars THE Bruce, automatically making it 'cool') yet this crap is posted? What the hell has happened to this site?
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Sep 21, 2007 12:59:33 AM CDT
Will SJP fight the Cloverfield monster in this movie?
by mrmysteryguest
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Sep 21, 2007 2:10:41 AM CDT
SEX AND THE CITY AND ITS EFFECT ON MODERN CULTURE
by sasquatch with a swatch watch
Fuck this show and fuck the show Friends. Yeah, the yuppies really need some more narcissistic reach- arounds from Hollywood to feel good about themselves.
Fuck this show and fuck the brainless and sameness that it celebrates. It sure as hell doesn't belong on AICN, a site that supposed to celebrate the unique and fantastical.
"Giuliani fucked the native New Yorker. He made it impossible for an artistic, bohemian community to live in Manhattan. He catered to this whole bullshit Sex and the City lifestyle, and it just stomped out all the culture and sophistication that was New York City. And it spread everywhere..."
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I totally agree. The conformist zombie yuppies with their cell phones, starbucks, and narcissism have plagued Manhattan.
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Just wondering how buch they're going to spend on CGI to make Sarah Jessica Parker look less like Seabiscuit and more like an actual woman...
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I'll never let that one go.
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finally someone answered!
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by MiraJeff. Nice try dude, but you got the name of the show wrong (I had to look at the title of the article to make sure)
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Get a grip folks.. seriously. This site is losing its focus
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and could not care less. The coolest thing in that picture to me is the dog, and not the one in the white-and-green dress. This movie might be a hit, but not a huge one, because chicks alone don't spend that much on movies, and I can't see a lot of guys willing to tag along for a date night with this crap, not if Sarah Jessica doesn't appear nude supine akimbo and with a brown paper bag over her head.
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