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You won't go, much less come back to THE COMEBACKS... trust me, just look at this trailer!
Hey folks, Harry here... There are trailers that when you see them, you instantly know... this trailer will be forced in front of your eyes 30 times before the film goes... and probably 25 more times before the DVD hits... and then sporadically - possibly 30 more times eclectically placed through out your life where you just groan, "OH GOD, NOT THIS!"
I'm blaming Mel Brooks, because he inspired the Zucker Bros, because they inspired the Wayans Bros, because they inspired even more insipid, trite, horrifying loads of fetid cine-drool like this shitty trailer.
Please - Somebody, hit the erase button on this film's existence.
Click at your own risk for pain... In Glorious Quicktime!
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No one laughed at this preview in the theaters. It was awkward.
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Wow, Super Bowl rings, hot baby mamas, and now a film directohhhhhhhh I get it. Nope, looks excrementalicious.
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I'm embarrassed for everyone involved.
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Ha ha! See what I did there?
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Some real hate there, Harry. Not that I don't agree. I totally do. If this had been called "Sports Movie", then I'd just ignore it and go on my way. But I can't ignore crap like this. Dammit.
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I don't plan on seeing it...but I've seen far worse trailers for comedies...and sports movies.
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And I always wanted to get it by taking cock up my tight shithole.
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Damn if a studio is gonna just throw away money why not just give it to me?? Although the bus hitting that one player was pretty cool.
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Sure, it claimed I needed Quicktime 7, but it was a front for keeping me from hurting myself. Thanks, good buddy.
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...where he punches the old guy and he turns to dust...that was pretty funny actually.
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I'd love to say that all proceeds from this fine motion picture are being sent your way, but it would just make things worse I have a feeling.
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How can you spoof a spoof? Well, you can't. you just come off looking inept. Next up, a spoof on disaster movies, where they recreate a scene from Airplane.
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or Blades of Glory.
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...running around in his underwear in Talledega Nights.
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you might want to rethink your piece of shit movie...this better not keep Melora Hardin from appearing on the office this season...I will beat someone down...
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Certainly no dumber than Anchorman or Dodgeball. I mean, you're not going to a slapstick comedy like this expecting something as good as "Thae Party", but it could be fun nonetheless.
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...make a movie spoofing spoof movies. Call it "Spoof Movie". It can be about the behinds the scenes of a production of a spoof movie that's meant to spoof spoof movies. Played dead serious. Real meta. Get Kaufman to write it. Lynch to direct.
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And this website is promoting the shit out of it. That movie doesn't look funny to me. Its supposed to be funny that instead of the usual testosterone-laden sports, its something fluffy like ping-pong. Its a one-joke premise that has already been done before ad nauseum. Things aren't always black and white.
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...simply for it's attempt at satire by way of recreating Dodgeball, just more absurd. It's like somebody making a movie sending up films like Network, The Insider, Wag the Dog, etc... and including a recreation of the Anchorman fight sequence, but just with everybody dressed up as chickens.
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...Daddy Day Camp and Alvin and the Chipmunks trailers. The entire audience was actually BOOING all three trailers very loudly that night. I'd never seen that before, but hope it becomes a regular tradition to publicly berate shitty trailers for shitty movies.
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Looks no worse than 80-90% of the other shit that's played since the beginning of the year. "Nuff said.
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Looks as GREAT! as Epic Movie. I'm there.
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Why cant they show that trailer 30 times?
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Old ass Rocky being punched into a dusty oblivion is funny as shit.
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Aug 29, 2007 10:25:24 PM CDT
they actually show the same shot twice in that preview
by reynard muldrake
where the guy gets hit by two tacklers at the same time. so does the movie show it 4 times?
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Cloverfield. Anytone? Anyone? Bueller?
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And it makes my head hurt every time.
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sdfdsf
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on october 26th, Dave Koechner's remaining credibility will have died.
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That's it, I said it. Shit! I felt the same way about Epic Movie. How in holy hell do you have a comedy parody movie that parodies OTHER comedies? Epic did it with Napoleon Dynamite and Borat and now this thing is spoofing Dodgeball. DODGEBALL!?! Mel Brooks is already rolling and he's not even in his grave yet!
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I usually find Dave Koechner to be hillarious. Here...not so much.
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I didn't realize until the Mark Wahlberg guy showed up that this was a spoof of sports movies rather than just a sports comedy. Koechner's hair in the hockey training scene kind of made me smile, but that was about it.
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About having something forcefed down your throat?
Hypocrite...
Superbad
Anything Eli Roth touches
Toshiba HD-DVD players
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That will be the biggest piece of shit this year.
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Well, part of a pre-screening. I walked out early.
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the site isn't itaintcool.com
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...Epic Movie? You don't DO shit like this. Make a wholly original movie (ie. Dodgeball), and spoof every day stuff. You DON'T SPOOF LAST YEARS' MOVIES. And by spoof, I mean "recreating the same jokes."
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This would rock if done in the same vein as Best in Show.
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If those are the highlights..God Damn what a turd.
Of course, this'll be the kind of movie the winner of "on the Lot" will end up making. You all know it's true. -
Oh, sorta like I do when I see another Superbad or King of Kong review?
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...old boxer was damn funny! Everything else not so. But damn! I'm still laughin about this one joke!
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Just for starters, I love the ZOINK!!! and ZWoooOOOP! sound effects -- when the cheerleaders are flung in the air & the hockey player falls down, f'rinstance.
Those kind of canned sound effects, as heard on AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS and THE DORF GOES FISHING INFOMERCIAL and THE RISQUE SPANISH CHANNEL COMEDY SHOWS I ATTEMPT TO MASTURBATE TO WHEN WICKED HIGH, are a sure sign of quality in any theatrical release. -
...I will only see that trailer the once out of choice. It looks ok, but come on, it's hardly CLOVERFIELD quality. Another thing, don't those Hollywood bosses know that music at the end of the trailer was made by a convicted paedophile!! They said they were gonna boycott the music after it was used in BEDAZZLED. I'm 95% sure he gets royalties from it too!
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hehe
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I'm going to watch all of the Scary Movies before I go see this just to get in the funny zone.
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My friends and I joked that since we had already recieved Date movie and Epic movie, this must be Sports movie. Of course we were horrified to realize how right we were. Luckily Superbad was funny enough to erase this from my memory...until now.
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you should put up the link before you try to put your opinions into our heads. that way you can at least make it seem like we get to make our own choice wether to hate it or not. you dont speak for all of us.
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Why is it that while Searchlight has the far superior movies (Once, Sunshine, and I guess Daywatch came out in some theaters) while the other has crap like this but I can always find crap like this (and Touristas and The Hills Have Eyes 2, and the surprisingly good 28 Weeks Later) playing at any movie theater? Why does those movies get the huge push to be seen, their trailer shown a 1000 times on TV, while for the most part Fox Searchlight movies are hardly ever heard about until say award season? And I just saw that Fox Searchlight is putting out The Darjeeling Limited now I know what Owen Wilson is having some problems.
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but if DocBosch's Meta Spoof Movie idea gets made it would all be worth it.
So, how does a talkbacker instantly come up with an idea that is 100 times better than most of the crap out there? -
48 times in a row. The rest of the trailer made me spew high-speed vomit out my nose 38 times.
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Especially the peanuty one.
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that Dodgeball was already a sports goof? How do you parody a parody? Isn't that redundant, if not incredibly stupid?
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But that movie came out in 2001, so I guess it's "old" by today's high-school standards.
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Only because I expected that to happen in the actual movie. The rest of this preview is shit however.
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Any low-level spoof = shit.
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Doesn't the current Tom Hanks already look like a fat, bald Tom Hanks when you think of him 20 years ago?
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if that popping boxer didn't make me laugh out loud every time. The rest of the trailer made me wretch out my stomach lining every time.
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you friggin loved alexander and van helsing so your opinion is very shit, very very often. sometimes i think you're gettin backhanders from the studios. i really do. your site spent half a year shilling crap like snakes on a plane then you personally spent half a year telling everyone how awful x-men 3 was going to be and it really wasn't that bad. this site should have more stuff by massawyrm. so yea i cant wait until roth or del toro has a new movie coming out so that this site can once again become an advertisement for harrys friends.
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But I have a certain morbid curiosity towards this movie that I might actually go see it in the theater. Here's hoping that I was right...
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Spoofing 'Dodgeball' is about as low as it gets. It'd be like 'Austin Powers' spoofing 'Top Secret!,' or 'Scary Movie 5' spoofing 'Scary Movie 2,' or 'Epic Movie' spoofing 'Borat.' Wait, that last one actually happened. I cannot stand this recent glut of "spoof" movies. Not only are they the Arby's of cinematic fast food, but their entire purpose is to mock movies that are ten times better than they are, which seems wrong on an existential level. The last halfway decent entry into this sad excuse for a franchise was 'Not Another Teen Movie,' because it actually had something to send up. If your idea of "spoofing" the fantasy genre is by making Gandalf a black guy, or the kids from Narnia into adults, then maybe you should scrap the whole project and call it a day.
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"sad excuse for a genre." Whoopsie-daisies!
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