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Capone Says THE NANNY DIARIES Are Surprisingly Compelling!!

Published at:  Aug 24, 2007 11:33:32 AM CDT


Hey everyone, Capone in Chicago here.


Exposing the true nature of Upper East Side child-rearing practices the same way THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA showed us the inner workings of the fashion-publishing game, THE NANNY DIARIES is proof positive that the only thing keeping these children of filthy rich parents out of hands of Child Services is cold hard cash. In what is by far her most fully realized character since LOST IN TRANSLATION, Scarlett Johansson plays Annie, a girl from Jersey fresh out of business school who decides to take a temporary job as a nanny before she decides to enter the real world. Her diaries take on the form of anthropological observations of parents who treat their children like accessories or a means to hold their crumbling marriages together. The film is a sickeningly display of parenting, but an excellent examination of the lengths these wealthy folks will go to not raise their kids, despite the fact that the mothers often do not work.


While killing time and figuring out her future in Central Park (apparently a popular spot for unemployed nannies to meet rich moms in need of their services), Annie meets young Grayer (Nicholas Art) and his mother, known only as Mrs. X (Laura Linney), who mistakes Annie for a nanny in waiting and immediately asks her to come in for an interview. Within hours Annie becomes a hot property in the wealthy mom circuit, but she ends up with the Xes. It doesn't take her long to realize two things: she doesn't know a thing about childcare, and this is the wrong job in which to find that out.

From this point on, the film becomes a series of Annie's humiliations and dehumanizations, primarily at the hands of Mrs. X, who refers to Annie only as "Nanny" and offers up nothing in the way of positive feedback. Annie tells herself and others (including her best friend played nicely by singer Alicia Keys) that she's enduring the pain and indignity for the sake of Grayer, but that never quite holds water with anyone, including us.


There are quite a few laughs in THE NANNY DIARIES, but I wouldn't quite qualify it as a comedy. There's just a little too much pain for that, and not just Annie's. Mr. and Mrs. X clearly despise each other, despite Mrs. X's attempt to inject some much-needed romance into their relationship. Filmmakers Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini (who also adapted the novel by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus) know a little something about finding humor in pain since they are the gifted filmmakers who brought us AMERICAN SPLENDOR. They also do something very clever with the character of Mr. X, whose face remains largely unseen by Annie for much of the beginning of the film. He's one of those men who works late; travels constantly; and even when he's home, he pats his son on the head, calls him "sport," and thinks that counts are parenting. I don't think it's any big secret that Paul Giamatti plays Mr. X, but I was blissfully unaware of it until I saw his name in the opening credits. And trust me when I saw, you have never seen Giamatti play a character like this; he's downright ruthless and deplorable, the kind of mind who uses his work as an excuse to hide from his family, then engages in a whole lot of slap and tickle with a young female coworker the first chance he gets. Both Linney and Giamatti are perfection in their roles individually, but put them in a room together and ka-Blam! Let the ugly fireworks commence, in some of the nastiest couple's fighting I've seen since WAR OF THE ROSES.


A few select scenes between Johansson and a handsome young man in the building nicknamed Park Avenue Hottie (Chris Evans) take us away from Annie's torturous life with the X's. As much as we want Annie to save herself, the plain fact is that her interactions with Mr. and Mrs. X are the film's most interesting and uncomfortable. In other words, when she's with the Hottie, I was a little bored since it felt like the filmmakers were attempting to cram a little romance into this story about suffering in paradise.

I did, however, like the interaction between Annie and her nurse mother (Donna Murphy), still home in Jersey. Annie has lied to her mother about her employment and living arrangement, and although the inevitable discovery by mom is a predictable moment in the movie, it didn't play out how I thought it would and I appreciated the effort to try something different and more believable.


I found THE NANNY DIARIES an enjoyable if not particularly challenging work with a lot more going for it than the cutesy commercials and print ads would lead you to believe. Wisely, the film reminds us that it is the child whose future is truly at stake, not Annie. And it is Grayer whose mental well-being that may or may not suffer as a result of his uptight, bickering parents. Annie sees herself as his protector and perhaps the only really positive influence in his life.

The film wraps up a little too neatly for my tastes, but there's a hint by the end that at least one of the boy's parents may be on the road to looking out for him like a loving parent should. The movie is more compelling than I'd anticipated, and although it has flaws, they are forgivable and, in some ways, make the offering a little more interesting.

Capone








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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:34:57 AM CDT

    Only if Scarlett shows her cans

    by garbageman33

    And even then, I'd probably wait for DVD.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:35:57 AM CDT

    Star Wars are awesome!

    by iamjack'suserid

    Don't you agree?

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:39:27 AM CDT

    I was curious if this had more going on than in the ads

    by modlight

    With that cast, and the director it felt like it may be more than "The Pacifier 2". I will definitley check this out (on video).

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:39:28 AM CDT

    Laura Linney rocks the Casbah. So does Giamatti

    by darthmartel

    I'll probably check it out on DVD

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:41:48 AM CDT

    Scarlett's sweater-rockets notwithstanding

    by stuntcock mike

    Torrent only I'm afraid.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:45:27 AM CDT

    The trailer was obvious and kinda dumb

    by charlie murphy

    like anyone wouldn't preview a tape of her nanny before showing it to a room full of people.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 11:47:31 AM CDT

    Scarlett Johanssen has a mannish voice...

    by tonagan

    And all Chris Evans seems to do in the commercial is violently expel air from his mouth.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 12:03:03 PM CDT

    Capone, my wife doesn't read this site...

    by abin sur

    So a Nanny Diaries review isn't REALLY necessary...

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  • Aug 24, 2007 12:12:29 PM CDT

    This is a horrible movie...

    by laremy

    They waste Giamatti and Scarlett's facial expressions, where she "acts" are about the funniest thing in the movie. I think Capone is just being kind, but going to see this would be an eight dollar mistake.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 12:32:49 PM CDT

    Bad casting....

    by darth_nader

    If the kid was only 1 year old, maybe they could have gotten Scarlett for the wetnurse. Now that's a summer blockbuster!

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  • Aug 24, 2007 1:04:28 PM CDT

    yep, looks generic

    by judge briggs

    she is so dope hot. man voice though.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 1:10:41 PM CDT

    Yet another lame chick flick...

    by kid z

    ... for my girlfriend to drag me to... yeesh!

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  • Aug 24, 2007 1:48:59 PM CDT

    Scarlett is a hot, raspy chick!

    by squashua

    I knew she'd be hot since Ghost World, and I was right.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 1:50:02 PM CDT

    Cruel Intentions was a better depiction of these people

    by spandau belly

    Plus, some really dated 90s alt rock.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 2:50:09 PM CDT

    always had a thing for linney

    by pikagreg

    find her strangely attractive

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  • Aug 24, 2007 2:59:03 PM CDT

    Are you kidding me? This was awful!!!

    by steddy_cam

    I can't beleive you liked this. It's the classic example of talented filmmakers trying to too hard to elevate the material to something beyond what it can handle. I liked Alicia Keys though.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 3:17:40 PM CDT

    "try something different and more believable"

    by chrth

    Well, it is based on true-life events, so I imagine that's one of the moments that wasn't Hollywoodified.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 3:18:51 PM CDT

    Spandau Belly: So is this movie a Bittersweet Symphony?

    by chrth

  • Aug 24, 2007 3:42:37 PM CDT

    Thank you, Capone. I agree.

    by bungion boy

    This movie is getting panned by the critics, but I saw this about a year ago and I thought it was actually kind of decent. SJ was kind of sweet and funny. Linney and Giamatti were fantastic and I thought it was worth seeing for them alone. It had simularites to The Devil Wears Prada but I liked it more than that. All the ads are playing up the romance with Chris Evans but that is a really small part of the movie and the story is actually about her experiences as a nanny and not how she found the perfect guy in New York. When I saw it I thought it had some problems, some fixable, some not, but overall I thought it was above average for a coming of age dramedy. I wouldn't rush out and see this but it's not the complete failure that the critics are saying it is.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 4:44:06 PM CDT

    Was the movie compelling or ScarJo?

    by yeti

    The woman is flawless.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 4:53:15 PM CDT

    What the fuck??!?!

    by slone13

    I saw this movie at an advanced screening a couple weeeks ago. It was horrid. Filled with tired, old cliches we saw done much better in The Devil Wears Prada. Shame on you Capone.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 4:54:16 PM CDT

    Well, rich and fucked up...

    by c.k. lamoo

    is still better than poor and fucked up.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 6:20:47 PM CDT

    Her ass isn't talked about enough...

    by danielkurland

    Discuss it, please.

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  • Aug 24, 2007 9:51:51 PM CDT

    The dad

    by grunyen13

    Of course the dad is a big work driven asshole. They could not have possibly made the movie where the wife is an asshole and the dad loves his kid and is trying to keep his marriage together.

    Every movie and TV show now is about the idiot middle aged white guy and how the women want to do the right thing but they need a sassy black lady to bring the magic. Or Will Smith.

    There are no competent white men left, unless you count Shia The Beef.

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  • Aug 25, 2007 12:15:24 AM CDT

    thanks Capones, it actually sounds worhtwile

    by pipergates

    and something to take the spouse to see

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  • Aug 25, 2007 8:55:09 AM CDT

    cruel intentions

    by occula

    actually kinda holds up well, even though reese wears ugly high-water pants. i saw it a few weeks ago on a lark and it's WAY nastier and meaner than any quasi-teen-ish film that's been out since then. plus, incest, nice!

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  • Aug 25, 2007 10:07:16 AM CDT

    Is Fran Drescher in it?

    by cornponious

    really...

    I loves me some Brick Shithouses...

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  • Aug 25, 2007 5:53:26 PM CDT

    I Concur, DanielKurland...the ASS is the thing...

    by behemoth

    Seeing Scarlett bent over in that preview, half of that beatific ass hanging out, I find the meaning of all existence: all existence that ever was or shall be, on this pale blue dot, and all pale dots scattered throughout the unknowable universe like ass boils on the taint of our creator. Not since Danny Boyle's "Sunshine" have I been so moved. If only I could spank that ass, that big, glorious ass, but once, creating a ripple effect from one of those glorious cheeks, spreading up to those magnificent sweater patriot missiles, then would my trouser snake be granted peace, if butt for the briefest of parsecs.

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  • Aug 25, 2007 9:39:16 PM CDT

    Thank you, Behemoth, that's all I asked for...

    by danielkurland

    Also, Bittersweet Symphony makes for a fantastic endpiece on Cruel Intentions.

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  • Aug 26, 2007 2:19:40 PM CDT

    I don't see why this is getting panned when...

    by demosthenes2

    Prada was a bonafide hit. It's really not of any more substance than this. It was exactly what I was expecting, light entertainment from a top-notch cast. Laura Linney trumps Meryl Streep any day in my opinion and deserves much more recognition; she really disappears into a role.

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  • Aug 26, 2007 7:15:26 PM CDT

    s'pose you're right xiphos

    by occula

    i mean, it's not reeeeally incest. but i like to think of it like that, because i'm pervy. i agree kurland - i love that song at the end of the movie. jesus what am i, a 13 year old girl? wheeee!

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  • Aug 27, 2007 7:36:24 AM CDT

    I'll wait for the remake, thanks

    by football

    If there's one thing worse than a pointless remake it's another chick flick

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  • Aug 27, 2007 8:08:41 AM CDT

    Jesus Capone, I thought Herc was the..

    by borgnine jr

    ...woman on this site. Am I gonna have to start calling you Midol Jr?

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