I am – Hercules!!


Tonight Steven Spielberg himself is slated to greet the winner of “On The Lot.” Will he do it via satellite, as he greeted the Comic Con audience from the set of “Indiana Jones’ Fourth Movie,” or will he actually take leave of Henry Jones Jr., Marion Ravenwood, Transformer Boy, Fake Marcus Brody et al to join fellow filmmakers Garry Marshall and Carrie Fisher in studio?

Get this. “On The Lot” viewers ejected Zack “Frozen Coathanger Guy” Lipovsky two weeks ago.

The final three contestants are:

1) 31-year-old Will Bingham, the Texas-bred family man who made “Lucky Penny,” “Nerve Endings,” “Spaghetti,” “Unplugged,” “Road Rage 101,” “Glass Eye” and “The Yes Men.”

2) 29-year-old Adam Stein, the Miami-reared editor who made “Dance Man,” “Discovering The Wheels,” “Worldly Possessions,” “Girl Trouble,” “Driving Under The Influence,” “Dough: The Musical” and “Army Guy.”

3) 31-year-old Jason Epperson, the hip-hop Kentucky Christian who never removes his hat. He made “Ghetta Rhoom,” “Blood Born,” “Old Home Boyz,” “The Move,” “Oh, Boy,” “Sweet” and “Eternal Waters.”

I think maybe Epperson was trying to pretend to cry last week.

Will tonight’s hour move faster than the flaccid night of repeats we got last Tuesday?

Will Jason, Adam and Will reunite with Zach, Sam Friedlander, David May, Marty Martin, Mateen Kemet, Andrew Hunt, Shalini Kantayya, Phil Hawkins, Hilary Weisman Graham, Carolina Zorrilla de San Martin, Claudia La Bianca, Shira-Lee Shalit, Trever James, Jess Brillhart, and Kenny Luby?

Will Pete Jones, Efram Potelle, Kyle Rankin, Erica Beeney, Marcus Dunstan, Patrick Melton and John Gulager be on hand to welcome the winner to show business?

8 p.m. Tuesday. Fox.