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Bell Is Elle!! VERONICA Vet HEROES Hire!!
SPOILER ALERT !!
I am – Hercules!!
“Veronica Mars” alumna Kristen Bell will appear in several episodes of “Heroes” playing Elle, a woman will ties to Noah Bennet who somehow had something to do with Peter Petrelli’s explosion and will become involved in Claire’s storyline.
Elle is introduced committing a crime, but she may not necessarily be evil.
Bell was also reportedly offered the role of a scientist named Charlotte on “Lost,” but apparently turned that one down.
Read all of Joe Adalian's Variety story on Bell here.
In other casting news, TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello has learned that Ken Leung, who played Uncle Junior’s fellow psych-ward inmate near the end of “The Sopranos,” has been cast as a brainiac mathematician named Russell on “Lost.” He will be introduced in the fourth season premiere, which ABC airs in February.
Read all of Ausiello’s story on Leung here.
“Heroes” returns to NBC Sept. 24.
"Stay out of trouble."
(this ships now)
"Harry, let me tell you something."
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...if I had actually watched Mars. :(
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she is pretty damn sexy
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Loved Veronica Mars. Hope she has a big career.
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although it sucks that she turned down Lost.
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..of having my dream jello wrestling match of Veronica Mars vs Claire Bennet. Yay.
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The excuse i read that was given at the time sounded odd somewhat, guess now we know why. Either way, this is real good casting news to add to the already great casting on this show...
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Just a few episodes won't be enough!
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Kudos on the decision but I wonder how much screen time she'll actually have....
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in a recurring role as a detective investigating a human trafficing ring.
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who would pass up lost for heroes? besides lost being a billion times better, and a unique show in tv history, you could live and work in hawaii, thats a no-brainer to me.
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James has been cast in a recurring/guest star role on the hit CBS one hour drama Without A Trace. He will portray ‘Detective Mars’, who is described as: mid 30s to 40. Attractive in a real way, a bright, full-of-life personality, charming, possibly from around the Washington DC area, so could have a slight southern accent. Mars is a Police Detective who has started to investigate what seems to be a ring of Human Trafficking. He has information our FBI team is interested in and comes to New York to speak to Vivian about what he knows. Eventually he will become part of a task force to deal with Human Trafficking. GUEST STAR, RECURRING ROLE.
On a side note, it's also his birthday. He turns the big 45 today.
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seriously, you guys should check out a spike lee showtime movie called sucka free city with anthony mackie and ken leung. he's a tough little bastard in that movie, maybe even crazier than the dude he played on sopranos. and he was also pretty good in Saw... at least better than whiny Whanell and Elwes and Glover who both ham it up... he'll be a perfect fit on Lost. Bell would've been a major distraction. Besides, who needs
Veronica when you've got Kate? That's right, eat it Heroes fans! Lost rules! You'll never be Lost! Stop trying so hard! Freckles forever!! Mwahahahaha!!! -
I miss Lost. Can you tell?
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...say hi to kate. By far the hottest thing there is.
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...just saying
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...Nip Tuck, The Wire, BSG, 24, The Office, and give Lost another shot.
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Giving me a boner! That's what it is!! Skeet, skeet, skeet!!
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Stunning, this news. To use a sports analogy, Heroes went and got the best free agent out there. Lost was in the hunt, too, but Bell turned them down. If I even needed one additional reason to re-up Heroes on my DVR season pass. Congrats to Bell for being rescued from just doing voiceovers of a show that will probably be put down in a month or so.
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http://tinyurl.com/3aylyz for the scoopage.
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almost makes up for the fact that Veronica Mars was canceled...
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Heroes; Best Drama Series Emmy nominee. Lost...not.
Hey, just trying to stoke things in-between Cloverfield/1-18-08 talkbacks. ;) -
It's only Monday, and you've already got my ire up...
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did the marketing campaign come to a complete dead stop or what?
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Promise. The more scripted shows that succeed, the less there will be of Fat March, for example.
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I cannot take Ken Leung seriously now that I know who he is. He's the guy who had to hug people and puff up like a puffer fish to kill them in X-men 3. Lamest power ever.
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is 37 years old!!!??? he looks 15
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But as long as costs remain low and viewership by the unwashed masses remains high, reality tv is here to stay. At least production values have improved tremendously on the basic cable networks...go BSG!
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but I'll take what I can get. Now the question everyone wants answered is if Evangeline has dumped the hobbit now that he's not in Hawaii...
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But it's just as well. At one time or another, I've hated every character on Lost (even Locke at times). Nikki/Jessica aside, I've always liked most of the characters on Heroes. It'll be interesting to see her in a different role though. This is great news. But as another poster said, how many people can they possibly add to the cast? The secret to season 2 Heroes is to try to contain itself, like Ted, rather than blow up all over the place. I hope they don't over respond to the criticism of the finale.
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the WB/the CW. That network is practically a dead end. The only good shows left are Supernatural, and maybe Smallville... Erica Durance is yummy.
I'm pretty sure gossip girl will probably get canceled, and although reaper looks funny, I doubt it will last.
I love heroes and LOST... but I think LOST would have been a better career choice for her. I'd give my left nut to see her and Kate tongue wrestle -
I hope that Heroes DOES respond to one of the criticisms - the underwhelming showdown between Sylar and the assembled Heroes. C'mon, a fistfight? Look at the throwdown between Sylar and Peter at the end of "Five Years Gone"; that gave me such hope for a full on battle between the two in the finale, and then we get a fistfight?? Not EVERYTHING has to be about characterization - you can be visceral too...I'm talking to you, Mr. Tim "Never read a comic book" Kring.
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... is hire someone like Sarah Michele Gellar for a "few episodes"... and it'll be an all-out thermonuclear nerd war here on AICN!
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Would Herc explode?
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Guys, the big news other than mars doing heroes and not lost IS...lost has two new characters one being a scientist and the other being a mathematician!!! is this dharma??? im assuming these chracters are on the boat...my head is spinning......
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Hollywood premiere last week (Sylar, that is), so maybe that should have tipped people off.
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would make a cute couple.... that luck bastard
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Not that she turned it down?
Is that all this site is now? Rehashing incorrect information from weeks ago? -
If IRC, I think Quinto is gay. The two of them have hung out before (the Sicko premiere), and are both huge anumal-rights people. I think they really met in Orlando at the FX convention, which I was lucky enough to attend. Kristen is awesome in person.
And I think Ausiello at TV Guide confirmed Kristen was offered a part on Lost, but now we see she probably already had this in the works, thus the coy denial/turn-down. -
I've never watched Veronica Mars, but I'll take everyone's word that casting Kristen Bell is a good choice. Heck, even my best non-lesbian female friend wants to fsck Kristen Bell, so I take it that she is pretty hot.
Enough of that, though, because the Twin Peaks Definitive Gold Box Edition has been announced!!! October 30 can't get here soon enough! -
it's a waste of Bell's talent...as much as I'll love seeing her, hearing her spout some of Heroes truly shitty writing will be a sad thing...
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what's with the stupid zig-zag tracks across the road?
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Great I guess.
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Thanks for clearing that up about Quinto. Must have been a false rumor. He comes across as pretty effeminate at times, though.
Still, can't see a hook-up between him and Bell. She's been in a long-term relationship for around 5 years, I think. And besides - she's way too hot for him. -
Shut the frick up about Lost, this is a Heroes talkback. And as for wanting a full-blown fight between Sylar and Pete in the finale... Pete doesn't have control over his powers, and Sylar has a death-wish. Besides, how the Hell can an origin story have a fight to match five years of power management?
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we know he hates his wife.
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http://tinyurl.com/2sffus
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That appearance of his on The Sopranos was fuckin brilliant. I'd rather have seen him on Heroes than Bell. He's a great actor and would've fit in perfectly as a villain (or a billain as Hiro would say).
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actually and technically this is a LOST/Hero's talkback since there are stories about and regarding both shows in the main article.
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Because if it doesn't, then you can't really call it "definitive", can you? Dirty, whoring liars.
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It sounds like she barely could schedule Heroes into her very busy film commitments, so maybe Lost didn't get her because it didn't work with her schedule.
Or maybe as someone posted, she is friends with Quinto and that gave them the edge.
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...this is actually cool news.
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Kristin, I love ya, but you crazy.
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I was wondering the same thing about the Twin Peaks set, no Fire Walk With Me, no defenitive set.and I was wondering the same thing, if her LOST char. wouldn't have required more work then Heros and could work around her film schedule easieror maybe being an animal rights activist she had a problem with all the animal abuse on that show to little bunnies and tree frogs or something...i'm kidding btw
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epic finale fight in the season finale of a show? Since when?
Chili, are you actually suggesting we have to wait 5 years for the characters to learn their powers good enough to have a decent fight? That's bullshit, they dropped the ball and you know it. Peter had decent control over his powers, sylar had FANTASTIC control over his. They set up this showdown the entire season and they simply chickened out. I have hope that after the beating the finale got, they come out of the gate for season 2 with all cylinders firing, but still, it's hard to wash away the bitter taste of "how to stop an exploding man" -
full seasons of programming to a "sinking ship"?
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1) Lost is not giving us 3 "full" seasons. 16 episodes is NOT a full season. We are getting roughly 2 seasons over 3 years.
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As for Peter and Sylar fighting in the FUTURE vs. the present, what about the fight at the end of "Parasite"/beginning of ".07%"? That was 10 times more kickass than the finale fight.
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Just to follow your line of thinking, do those rules for season length apply to cable shows too? Not trying to be a smartass, but I was wondering if you thought that Sopranos, Deadwood and the like were not TRUE seasons.
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that someone would probably get me on that.
Fine, they're shortened seasons, but for ABC to commit to three seasons to finish up the run of what may be the most successful show in its history IS unprecedented. That's 3 more years of programming for them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but this sort of deal has never really been done before. Do you honestly think that if the show really wasn't doing well for them, that they'd even consider this? -
show, though it's debateable what "full" is on network tv these days. Shows can have anything from 20 to 25 episodes in a given season. Many mid-season replacement shows have 12 or so. Also, USA shows like 1600 have 12 episodes seasons.
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whoops.
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It's included with basic cable packages but is it a traditional network like ABC? maybe not.
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16 episodes means less rush to complete episodes, stronger writing and more post-production time...this is a good thing. For Lost season 3, I could have completely done without the "mini-season" they had at the start of the fall season last year - with a couple of exceptions, every episode of Lost after that was top notch.
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as a limited series. Which would be different from mini-series (like a 3-part, 2-hour each thingy). IF the Emmys would have a limited series set of categories, then you could move Sopranos, CYE, Deadwood (?) to there, and free up valuable space so shows like BSG and Veronica Mars could compete in series and acting categories.
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Wish I was kidding, but I'm not. Blame Variety.com, they're the actual messenger ;)
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also the producers of heroes worked out a deal with her because it didn't conflict with her other projects. I believe she is doing a Musical and a movie or two.
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Lost? I'm not so sure. Is Heroes filmed in L.A.? I'm betting that had something to do with the decision. Hawaii is kind of off the map. I love Lost and Heroes so its good news either way. But I'd rather she'd say fuck it to both shows and they get a 4th season of VM going!
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To recategorize those types of shows...although if shows like "The Sopranos" are no longer eligible for the series categories, the idiot Emmy voters will still find ways to screw BSG.
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it was a scheduling and relocation thing. Outlander beat me to it. I don't think it's because Miss Bell prefers Heroes to Lost. Not everything has to be about pitting the two shows against each other. Even though Lost's season finale blew Heroes' out of the water. I like them both, but just sayin'. And I don't know about this new guy for Lost. 'Kid Omega'? Were they kidding us with that name in X3? What a slap in Grant Morrison's face. Steal the name of an awesome character from Morrison's run and slap it on a blowfish character that has absolutely nothing in common with the actual Kid Omega? WTF? Yes, I still hate X3. Maybe the guy will be better in Lost. I've never watched the Sopranos.
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The blowfish character blowed, pun intended...BUT, his performance in Sopranos was wickedly good - very convincing mental patient, and I could definitely see him playing some tightly-would mathematician.
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Lost got 48 episodes, we can all agree on that, right? Novaman5000 asked if any show had gotten that before. The answer is YES. The Drew Carey show was signed to season 8 and 9 before season 7 even started. They ended up making 52 episodes (although I'm sure some of that are full hour episodes broken up into 30-minute ones for the count). So yes, ABC has shown that level of commitment before. In addition, it was a horrible move because the ratings drop between seasons 5 and 6 became a plummet in season 7. By the time season 8 rolled around, they stopped showing episodes and burned them off in the summer. Season 9 was also burned off in the summer when ABC couldn't get out of their contract.
Is Lost going to have the same problem? Of course not. I'm just demonstrating that the deal Lost got is not unique. I also clarified the seasons because I knew if I had brought up Drew Carey, someone would say "that was only 2 seasons, Lost is 3 seasons". In reality, ABC committed to more episodes of Drew.
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He's busy being married to Allyson Hannigan (Willow), and living off her How I met your Mother salary, I guess! :)
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Kristen Bell on Lost sounds like desperate attempt to attract new viewers. And choosing a popular new series over a series that is beginning to struggle is a better career move for Bell.
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I guess that's as close as you guys wanting her to play Supergirl on Smallville will get...unless she ever showed up in the movies...THAT would rock for sure. I'd see a Kristen Bell Supergirl movie before I ever watch "Superman Returns" again.
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How can anyone disagree with this signing?
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Don't want Mr. Muggles to get jealous!
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Sign me up. Definately cool news. All Heroes needs now is better writing and a season finale that doesn't disappoint. Maybe they can borrow a Lost writer? :PP.S. I love Heroes, and I love Lost.
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or just kristen's episodes? is the show simple to follow?
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Of course they should respond to the criticisms and I'm sure they will. I just don't want them to over respond. If the finale had been as good as some of the episodes just before it, I would have been fine with it. I just don't want them to start making every episode about big fights or anything. New characters with new powers is always a good way to keep the show fresh however. And I hear that Bell's character will have the power of nudity.
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Fair enough. Although I actually heard that Bell's ability was the power to make women switch teams. How low brow this TB has become...
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No. I'm merely saying that the people who wanted the equivilent of the 1x20 fight to take place in the finale are idiots.
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were there no other wide eyed blondes avaliable???
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That's a sad statement to say that it's too early in the series to have the kind of knock-down drag out fight that the majority of fans were craving. I love Heroes, don't get me wrong, but if the writers can't come up with bigger themes and storylines for the upcoming seasons than a Peter/Sylar fight, that speaks poorly for the writing staff. They left a good setup for next season already, with the little girl that finds everybody telling HRG about the guy who can "look back at her." Let's not settle for mediocrity, ok?
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That's a sad statement to say that it's too early in the series to have the kind of knock-down drag out fight that the majority of fans were craving. I love Heroes, don't get me wrong, but if the writers can't come up with bigger themes and storylines for the upcoming seasons than a Peter/Sylar fight, that speaks poorly for the writing staff. They left a good setup for next season already, with the little girl that finds everybody telling HRG about the guy who can "look back at her." Let's not settle for mediocrity, ok?
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It should've been aired as part of a 2-hour finale with the previous ep. So much happens in the penultimate episode that the last episode pales -- especially after waiting a week. Air them together and you'd have 1/4th the complaints as the contact high from the first half would last through the second half.
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Screwed by the lag time...nuts to the 2nd post.
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I think the universal impression was that they didn't show it because they were saving it for us in the final episode. And then we didn't get it. And we went GRRR.
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and go exclusively with HD. Just when I thought this stupid format war was winding down to its inevitable conclusion:Blue Ray - These fuctards has to go and muck things up even further. STOP THE MADNESS AND JUST MERGE DAMN IT! Now back to your regular scheduled program. Btw, this is according to TVONDVD.COM
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You'd think the creators would at least go back and shoot the fight scene and add to the dvd release as an extra. This thing never would've happened on Buffy or Angel.
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Anyone interested in the status of the Justice League movie should read this: http://tinyurl.com/2bd6ca. Looks very promising!
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Which include DreamWorks, according to the article I read. That's just great.
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... and by the mid-season hiatus had practically given up on it. Meanwhile, I had grown to love Heroes, becoming almost obsessed with it. But, when Lost returned, it seemed to have gotten a much-needed second wind... and just kept getting better and better as the season wore on, culminating in the wildest, most insane, completely kick-ass season finale I've ever seen on network TV. Heroes, however, seemed to just get weaker in inverse proportion to Lost's rebound and I watched less and less... didn't even bother recording it's season-ending episode.
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...H/Wood just can't give up on bad ideas, huh? Omac storyline (chortle)! If they wanted to do something wild, they'd adapt one of Grant Morrison's scripts from the 90s... the one with the White Martians was particularly cool, or something featuring the Injustice League. Instead, yet another "computer gone bad, lots of nano-cyber-android-robot things attack" Meh!
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... with references to (shudder) Drew Carey? It's really disturbing, as is Drew Carey himself. "We're goin' bowlin', so don't leave her in Stollin..." Brrrrr!
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There's a school of thought that Toshiba offered Paramount and Dreamworks $150 million to become exclusively HD-DVD. That's the problem with new formats. Heroes, for example, will have HD-DVD content that Blu-Ray is not equipped with at this time. Dual-format player, anyone?
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Im a fan of both but would not put Heroes int he same catagory of greatness as Lost is in.......Heroes is good for a wee watch with no emotional involvement and although it does have its nice wee twists and turns its no where near as accomplished in its story telling department as Lost is....
Ill watch heroes next season an dall but it really needs to do alot more to live up to its hype....if it keeps delivering the same old stuff I dont think it will be mentioned in the same breath as lost for years to come....very little emotional involvement in Heroes when someone dies its like 'oh another one bites the dust'..when a death happens in lost its a tragedy and u feel the implications of it and the writing is superb..as for the season finale's of the two shows..well the Lost one is still being talked about (look in the top ten talkback list) and the heroes one was im sorry to say predictable.....even Stevie Wonder could see that Nathan was going to come back to save the day...ah well, hopefuly they will improve it come sesaon2, casue it started with soo much promise -
Thanks, I hadn't pegged that.
In other news, I guess another Lost v Heroes flamewar was inevitable, if tedious. I think Lost is definitely the better show but I still love Heroes & a universe in which Kristen Bell appears in either one of them is a good thing. -
The Heroes finale was fine. My favorite part was when HRG says, "You can call me Noah." Amazing. By far, my favorite character arc of the season. Sure, I would have loved to see Sylar and Peter really go at it like in the Five Years Gone before the door was closed. But everything else was great. Peter has not yet got full control over his power and that's why he exploded. It makes sense because all the characters were struggling with their powers all season. They are saving the Pete/Sylar fight for later. I love the characters on this show. Enough has been said about Hiro, Sylar, Peter, but I like the other characters too, Greg Grunberg's average schlub whose wife cheats on him and the other cops make fun of him, yet he turns out the be extraordinary. All the non-mutant characters are great. I like how the narrator, Mohinder Suresh gives the show a scientific philosophical backbone. Nikki/Jessica was the most annoying (besides Simone, who died) but towards the end when Nikki/Jessica learned to control it she got better. Nathan was a dick all season and he finally redeemed himself. Hiro calling him "flying man" was hilarious, and at the end when he called him "villian" it was sad.
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Withdrawl is a bitch.
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It is fantastic and hopefully there will be many crane shots of it.
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"yea" for Kristen Bell!
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want, but the fact remains. Heroes' best episode ever was one that directly mirrored Lost's formula of mixes flashbacks and present day stories. Hmmm, wonder why that was?
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24 episodes into the series and it's too soon to have an epic, satisfying showdown? Buffy did it in 12. In fact, Buffy did it every season with its self contained arcs. Dexter did it in 12. So many shows accomplish big great things in half the time Heroes had, and they STILL blew it. Hell, writers, how about you make it so that each character that was DESTINED to be at this final fight actually DID something besides sit around and watch? Each have these amazing abilities and all they do is sit there. Talk about squandered. It'd be one thing if Heroes was so full of quality character development, that it didn't need action but it's not. The promise of action was the only thing it had going for it, and they just didn't deliver.
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Anyone remember the numbers on the back of Veronica's fortune cookie fortune? Where's the Heroes shout out, Rob Thomas??! What it's not good enough for you?
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As long as it's not DL. The Nikki/DL relationship wasn't believeable. Oh well, This show needs more hot chicks. Good choice.
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that Heroes is Vodka but Lost is Gin. Vodka is the It drink for the uninitiated and younguns. But as your pallette grows you learn to love the fuller richer flavour of a good gin.
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The best episode of Heroes by a mile wsa the Bennet episode...teh only one that is up there with losts great episodes...and ur right the format was strangely familiar
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If I want to see Kristen Bell deliver bad dialouge surrunded by bad actors I would buy Pulse on DVD.
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I don't think anyone who writes for Lost would claim that. It'd be interesting to trace the use of flashbacks in tv episodes (c.f. Kung Fu?), but my guess is that the Buffy season 2 finale was probably the most direct inspiration for the standard Lost structure.
The fact that almost all Lost episodes have used flashbacks, and that its been going for 3 seasons now, means that, yes, occassionally there's a weaker episode and the flashbacks aren't that helpful. But so what? Even an sub-par episode of Lost is still better than 99.9% of what's on tv most of the time.
And, in the interests of fairness, to criticise Heroes on the basis that 'many shows accomplish big great things in half the time Heroes had' is kinda silly. The average episode of Heroes has more plot than many shows have in a season. The season 1 finale might not have been the battle royale that many were expecting but let's not pretend that the writers don't know how to plot an episode. -
long time no talkback!
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Well put. Jeebus -- I can't watch James Marsters on "Without a Trace" because that show gives me a massive headache, and now I'll have to miss some episodes of "Heroes" because I don't want to endure Bell's phony perky-ass mug. When will it end, O Lord?
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yeah, the wait is long for the good stuff to return, and flash gordon was lousy. Heck, the only thing I'm enjoying this summer is The Bronx is Burning, and I hate the Yankees
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Much to the chagrin of deadguy 76. While fighting, they break into song: Papa Don't Preach - I like it Dark and Sweet - Papa Don't Preach - I like it 14 inches deep! I've made up my mind - I'm keepin' my Nigga'- Oooh, Oooh.
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If that's true, anyway. As much as I love Lost and think they might have turned it around, my gut tells me Heroes is going to have a more solid run, overall.
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You might give Eureka a try--I like it fine. Glad PKJane got dumped, but would have like to see them give Dresden another season. At least the Daily Show is not SciFi, or they would hose it over too! Recorded Jekyll, Flash Gordon, but have not watched eiher yet.
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...I'd say I liked both shows equally. But Lost is simply too much of a cock tease. Take the twist out of the finale and nothing really happened in it (Charlie's death being telegraphed many episodes prior). I know someone will come back with "but now we know where the antennae tower is" and that's great if stuff like that rocks your world. The season was suppose to be about the others, they should have focused on Jacob and their excavations. Shows are never made for me in the final season. I'd rather they burn up the story now and come up with more story later. If the "reveals" are good enough, there'd be plenty more story to tell afterwards.
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"I've looked at Heroes(some of it) but gave it a pass because it was new and it was sorta entertaining, but SEASON 2 is coming and the free ride is over! If they can't improve the writing and developed the characters passed season 1, than more fans is gonna trounce it!" Umm, Lost fans didn't quit *that* show after it's atrocious season 2... why would you think Heroes fans would be any different?
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They've said that 'Heroes' was given a chance because of the success 'Lost' had in re-invigorating the serialized tv show genre
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One shall stand. One shall fall. On my command nerds, unleash Hell. Kabbllllaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heroes does have flaws. I do admit it. I just don't happen to think denying people an action sequence is a flaw. Would you rather Heroes be like X-Men III and have 10% substance and 90% ridiculous action? If so, stop watching, cause that's not this show.
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Wha wha WHA?
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Funny story. Me and my bro were at Collectormania in Milton Keynes (UK) goofing around because you don't have to pay to get in. We see him signing autographs, and there's a fountain nearby. I quipped that he'd try to walk on water for £50.
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What do you expect?
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walk on water, that is.
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2 shows enter, 1 show leaves.... staring Tina Turner.
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Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public.
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lost.rules i hope that you're satisfied for stretching out the talkback. Grow-up. That shits annoying. Stop it.
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So is that shit? What the Hell are you babbling about?
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Tb is still the same length. Hey, Chilli man, you bought it up- C'mon, spill.
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No idea. Should ask him some time. I'm betting yes, but with a significant amount of tendon damage.
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and for free. Fuck giving an actor £50.
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YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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Bent over a table, her skirt lifted above her narrow hips, panties ripped down, Laser blasting her from behind, pulling her long blonde hair; she's screaming my name, multple orgasming, violently shaking the table as she moans and grunts, in animal lust, nearly chanting my name as if I were her eternal lord and master, begging me to fill her womb and coat her pretty, pretty face, with my hot essence.
And then I woke up all sweaty and sticky, some hentai doujinishi of Kara's latest sexploits lying amongst the sexually charged pulp-myth fetish detrius that lines the room, informs the libido, makes me unable to form healthy relationships (all my girlfriends have been obsessive, borderline schizophrenic freaks too), and fills the priapus with blood and joy. -
... damn!
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jesus christ, guys
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He's a good psychiatrist and he's not just in it for the money. But you may need several months to really get to the bottom of your issues. On the other hand, I'd be willing to ask what else you might have to say about Alba, Biel, or the cheerleader from Heroes. Heh.
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I just can't seem to heal myself. Certainly my wife can't. The bitch. No, I love her. Sometimes. When she's... pliable. Like this conversation we had over lunch in the dungeon, er, foyer: "What do you mean its not normal, honey? Everybody's doing it. Cmon, you did it last time and you dug it. Degrading? What? Oh cmon, just... cmon, yeah, there you go. I promise, I promise, just dress like Supergirl this one last time and let me do all the dirty, dirty things I need to you this last time... this one last precious time... Cause next week yr dressing like Emma Frost! W00t!!!"
(And me, secretly, jacked up on enough viagra and methamphetamine to keep an pillaging army going for months, I plow into my Supergirl surrogate with all the elan of a mad god having some kind of Priapus Ragnorok with the All-Oni. Several days later, my wife, sore, weeping with joy, begins work on her Emma Frost costume...Wellp, thats all for today, kids! Time for my 3:00 weekly with the Heiress of SIN, my most... invigorating client... but thats another tail, er, tale...
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