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Midol Girl stains the plaid pants of SUPERBAD!!!
While I was at Comic Con acting like Queen Geektra of the multiverse, parading around Nerd Valhalla in a wookie backpack, and fighting my way through mile-long lineups I got a chance to put down my light saber, take a breather and sit in on Quint’s interview with Judd Apatow and SUPERBAD director Greg Mottola, but it wasn’t until tonight that I actually convinced myself to go see their movie.
You’d think I would have rushed out right away to see it. After just one Comic Con screening the flick had already hatched a gaggle of early-bird Superbad superfans that could put the Napoleon Dynamite one-liner quoters to shame, not to mention Apatow and Mottola were hands down two of the funniest and coolest dudes I’ve ever met. But, as hard as it was to decide which of my new con exclusives should stay in their packages, and which ones I should display free of their cloudy plastic domes (Stan Lee out of the polyethylene, that’s a no brainer) I found it even harder to decide whether or not to go see the “teen comedy” of the millennia.
Usually I leave the theater after these types of movies feeling the same way I used to feel around all the 17 yr old boys in high school; like I was just a soulless walking pair of jugs and muff. That my sexuality only existed to be the butt of their locker room jokes or a dirty mental snap-shot that they could file away in their sleazy brain rolodexes to use as source material for their next hot date with a sweaty tube sock and a bottle of hand lotion. But, to my surprise, I didn’t feel that way at all with this one.
Even though the girls in Superbad were introduced into the storyline in typical teen comedy fashion as the coveted, unattainable mysteries that the male protagonists are in sexual pursuit of, they were authentically portrayed having diverse personalities, appearances and values. As the story evolved, so did the female characters, and by the end of the film they were no longer simply male fantasies but fully fleshed out characters equal to their male counterparts.
Actually, every character was fully developed, delivering spot-on dialog authentically and shamelessly. There were moments in Superbad when I actually couldn’t stop laughing at just how completely pervy and painfully awkward some of the characters were. I cringed, shook my head and covered my gaping mouth a lot during this film. It was like having some really long flashback of witnessed awkward teenage sexual mishaps, drunken nights I wanted to forget, and meaningless potty humor. Even the infamous “period on the pants” scene made me laugh out loud. It was nice to see a guy get caught with ‘menses’ on his pants at a party for a change. Lord knows most of us girls have enough horrifyingly embarrassing high school period stories all our own.
At first glance you might think this film is about some horny boy’s quest for booze, and pussy, who spout out perverted dialog like fifth-graders learning about vaginas and penises for the first time, and you wouldn’t be that far off. But, trying to pass as 21 at the liquor store and making awkward attempts at getting laid are just the comical plot points that drive the whole story. At the heart of Superbad is a tale of friendship, self-discovery and growing up.
If I had seen Superbad before I sat in on the interview with Apatow and Mottola I would have thanked them for helping me remember a time and place I tried so hard to forget, just so I could look back and laugh at it. Oh! And I would have thanked them for not making the pursuit of pussy the most important thing in the world… although I must say it is flattering to be so wanted.
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Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
Seth: Well, funny thing about my back, is it's located on my cock. -
The Haverchuck shirt Judd's sportin'
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Sorry McLovin, I didn't mean to block you cock.
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God goes blithely waltzing though the universe like some kind of Billy Burke.
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Great movie, bang-on review and that Midol Girl is hot,hot hot.
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Am I just being thick here? Because I have no idea who that is.
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And it looks like Midol Girl had them comic book nerds jizzing themselves as well.
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...I think I'm in lust.
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is the nerd from Freaks and Geeks
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Superbad? More like Superhot! as in Midol Girl...like she is hot....like you know what I mean...so anyway, what I wouldn't give to be one of those lanyards..lol
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it's Martin Starr..the guy who wouldn't cut his hair in Knocked Up.
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Was Bill Hader's speech about his wife was actually a whore. That and that fucing beautiful scene of Michael Cera singing to the coke heads. Fantastic. Nice to see a girl's perspective on the movie though, and glad someone else agrees with me that part of what makes the movie so great is that every line and character is 100 % genuine.
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Aug 19, 2007 7:39:13 AM CDT
Okay I am summoning the spirit of Steve Martin in......
by cotton mcknight
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles when he was at the rental counter: If I read another FUCKING new review about this stupid FUCKING movie I don't know what the FUCK I will do. I am beginning to HATE this FUCKING thing. You know what? Its a movie thats passable at FUCKING best. That's right- passable. Are we so FUCKING desperate for anything mildly funny that we blow our load over some stupid movie that has penis pictures and "period pants"? Ohhh that's right, I forgot, Judd Apatow movies have FUCKING heart and are FUCKING sweet so its really not about that. Well FUCK Judd Apatow and FUCK this site because I am FUCKING sick of FUCKING reading about this STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CURSE ON SUNDAY!
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It's a movie review website...nuff said.
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I didn't think the period pants thing was funny at all. I thought it was disgusting.
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Aug 19, 2007 7:50:50 AM CDT
There are 34 movie stories on this site. 8 are about...
by cottonmcknight
Superbad. To put things in perspective. That's right- of all the movie related news on the front page (not comics, dvd's, or coaxial), a whopping 25 percent is about Superbad. I wonder if that's a record.
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25% of the reviews are about Superbad..but how many were written by a chick? A hot one no less!
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This was a great review, one of the best I've ever heard on AICN. She actually watched the movie as a critic not like Harry who unfortunately can sometimes get lost in his love for the movie at the moment. I call that the "Fever Pitch" disorder. Everybody loved that movie when it came out b/c of the Red Sox recent victory but when it hit the DVD shelves people realized that it kinda sucked. Thank you Midol Girl!
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$11 million so far cornponius. You still have a chance. Oh wait...
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More! More! More! More!
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Quite fetching.
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Really!
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Leave my woman alone you crazy frenchie!!
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Love it when a pretty woman runs into a bunch of slobbering, ain't seen a vagina in months/years/ever crowd.
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But JEEZ...time to play another round of AICN spot the virgin...
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...for a 'walking pair of jugs and muff'. Hubba, hubba!
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Sure she's a blouse full of goodies, but for Christ's sake show some respect. Jeez, a little tease-flash of sweatermeat and suddenly it's crack night at the ferret hut. :)
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we have to let the lads have their fun. ;)
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Freaks and Geeks in this talkback o_O
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would not approve of some of the language you people are using in this Talkback.
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That's my fave word since first learning of "heavage." Thank you, James Westfall.
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Use it well.
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.......and id shag her rotten.
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AGAIN. My goodness you guys make me ashamed to associate with geeks sometimes. Every time a female reviewer shows up, you all turn into a gaggle of horny, complimentary, stupid jerks all trying to impress her.
It's bad enough DuPont's reviews make you all fawn over her like she's the only girl you've ever seen, but then Midol Girl comes along and now you're all acting like 13-year-olds on Viagra.
Midol Girl, on behalf of AICN geekdom, I apologize. Your review was decent, but I do think your image of all men as tube sock-abusing perverts may be a tad skewed. For instance, I've never used a tube sock. Most guys don't talk about girls in the locker room... Most of us don't say a word when we're surrounded by other naked dudes. The ones that stand around in their skivvies or naked and brag about girls are the ones who will most likely slap your ass when you walk past him into the showers, or keep an eye out for when you drop the soap... The braggarts are the guys most likely to be covering their desire for manflesh. What the fuck do you think a fraternity is, anyway? It's a bunch of closeted homosexuals trying to cover up their interest in seeing each other naked by masking it behind watching each other fuck sorority slags.
The average guy does file images away for future masturbatory material (if you're his type) but all that B.S. about gossip in the locker room? That's movie material, not real life. The locker room is one of the most tense places in all of man-dom.
Now... The pub or club? Yeah, we'll talk there, but only because the atmosphere is a bit more light and free, and not an oppressive, sweltering miasma of homophobia (and homeroticism), like in a locker room.
What all these teen sex comedies get wrong is that guys are not anywhere near this concentrated in their efforts to get laid. Usually, they just sort of stumble into their first time with a nice girl... Although the jocks might get their first time in a more forceful, rape-like manner with some poor girl. Either way, very few teenage boys today go to see a prostitute for their first time, or work out some scheme to be in the right place at the right time... That never works, and we know it.
Incidentally, you're not a walking pair of tits and a muff to most guys. Believe it or not, we look at faces first, and then the rest of you afterward, and if your face is hopeless we don't bother fantasizing about your tits or pussy. Women outnumber men, and frankly, there are too many passably attractive women in the world to be fantasizing about an ugly woman with big tits. You have to have a cute face to get our attention, and you have to have a decent personality to keep it... And that's what these teen sex comedies really miss-- Boys do want a decent personality to go with their pussy. The best, most wonderful fuck in the world means nothing if it comes attached to a horrible, stupid, rotten, mean, vapid, and/or self-centered bitch of a woman.
For instance, I don't care how much of a slut Paris Hilton is-- I wouldn't fuck her with Moriarty's dick, let alone mine. There are women you want to be with, and there are dick ornaments, and girls who lack a decent personality fall into the latter category, and only then for guys who have serious personality issues themselves.
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Don't apologize for anyone but yourself. Doing so makes you a self-righteous sanctimonious jackass. People will behave badly, here and elsewhere. Jeebus Christmas, I am SICK of sensitive men who have to prove to women that not all guys are pigs. Do you think women are stupid? Do you think women can't judge for themselves the content of a man's character? Mind your own business and speak only for yourself.
Yes, the idiots who come in here drooling over a picture of Midol Girl are embarrassing, but so is throwing up on someone else, or picking your nose in public, or blah blah blah...damn, if you're going to apologize for every embarrassing act, you had better get busy. While you're at it, please apologize to the world for what a fucking mess the USA has become. THAT would mean something to somebody. But getting on your soapbox because some morons make inappropriate comments about boobs? Please stop. -
would be a man with boobies. Not what I want to start my Sunday afternoon thinking about.
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How did you know what they thought about you, or were you just assuming based on teen sex comedies you'd seen?
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just saw it myself yesterday. it was good. it's exactly what it looks like.
I have to disagree with midol girl on the portrayal of females, though. they're the same cardboard cutouts throughout the movie (unless you're shocked that the party hostess wasn't drinking). that's to be expected, though, since the point of view of the movie is from that of the two/three boys.
I was also surprised at the complimentary review of the menstruation gag, because if that worked on any level for female viewers, I'm quite positive it was by accident. it's all about male anxiety over the "disgusting taint" of menstrual blood and the very fact of menstruation and menstrual cycles. stephen king's take in CARRIE was a conscious attempt to empathize. SUPERBAD makes no such attempt, and the fact that the reaction to the event is predominately guys mocking another guy for being effeminate (what was the word? "male-struation"?) and even the girl attacking him for having the audacity to "do that" "to her" - well...let's get real. Any empathy this scene has with real female menstrual anxiety is coincidental. -
HAHA, fuck you AICN!
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She will read that massive post and finally realize that behind those massive man breasts lies a struggling heart of gold. Who cares that your fingernails are golden from chip dust or your double chin hides remnants of last nights twinkie binge.
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ZeroCorpse is too busy speaking for the entire male sex to entertain the idea of cleaning his fingernails.
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Thanks for the info. I've seen 'Knocked Up' (AND a couple episodes of "Freaks and Geeks"), so you'd think I would have recognized the guy. Anyway, thanks again.
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A Superbad review.
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here's how it works nowadays, sincerely. if a woman comes on a site like this or wants to see a movie like 'superbad' then she ought to be perfectly capable of playing with the big boys. if she can't shit, she should get off the pot and not wank about how guys subjugate women, waa waa waa. at this stage in our social evolution if she's not capable of giving as good as she gets, then she's either been homeschooled in rural idaho or she's in complete denial about how she should handle herself. midol girl would be blogging at jezebel if she felt like she had to surround herself with feministas and not dudes. i myself think a lot of what's written here is frakking funny and, again, women should go elsewhere and stick their heads in the sand if they don't want to hear guys call their tetas 'sweater puppies.' personally, as someone with similarly endowed juggage, i never mind the compliments. ;)
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Is even funnier! Nerd rage! Goddamn this site is funny.
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MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE! GIVE US MOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!
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Hiding inside it. As I've said before, it needed an editor with the balls to tell them that not every scene was golden. Just off the top of my head, some of the cop stuff and the adult party dragged on way too long. Trim 15 minutes and you've got a modern day Animal House on your hands. But with much more heart.
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especially with my cock in your mouth... Wait thats no good because it sounds like she has a small enough cock in her mouth to where she could still talk normally... Back to the drawing board.
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Midol Girl, nice review....like we give a fook.
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I just had an image pop in my head. The mongoloydish-guy who wants to join the Spartan army, but joins up with Xerxes instead of promises that he'll get laid, plus gives him a funny Santa Claus hat?
Well, that's everyone on here. None of you who salivated over Midol Girl are Spartans. You're retards. Leonidas doesn't get laid by salivating, folks. Take it as a lesson - go outside more, socialize. Get in shape. -
Is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Attention, aspiring screenwriters: Stop writing scripts for Jack Black and Will Ferrell. And start writing some for Martin Starr.
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has a big fat ass to go along with those boobies
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call me. i dig chicks with glasses.
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but honestly, high school was NOT like that. It really wasn't. I didn't relate to one thing in that movie, honestly. Do I like women? Of course I do. Did I want to go out with them in High School? Of course. But I don't know anyone who talked like that. Frankly I find the idea of talking about a penis with another man disgusting. No matter what the context.
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Superbad is really good. Everyone here has either seen it, or is going to see it. Mission accomplished. Run some new stuff now.
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..a good space docking! No definition posted here. Not for the easily offended Sallys out there.
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Because she didn't really mention in her review if she herself is a nerd or not. I could have used about 8 more paragraphs to clear up the confusion.
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I'm glad you objectified the boys in your high-school as much as you allege they objectified you. That is quite an imagination you have when it is honed on masturbation. Hypocrisy FTL.
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srsly
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I dug the movie too, but, come on. Good fuck!
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I was going to mock you for effing up the spelling of "mongoloid," but then I saw that your post had a good moral about drooling vs sweating over girls. Hopefully, someone who does not already agree with that position will listen to your comparison of Leonidas vs Santa-hat-wearing, can't-lift-a-shield mutant.
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Yes, guys are crude. We like to make dirty jokes and objectify women. Do you know why? Because it is hilarious. Because in real life, most of us would never really be so disrespectful to another human being as we are in the 'locker room' jokes we make. And that is exactly why it is so funny to make those jokes; we're not suppossed to say things like that!! And guess what, men who are violent and disrespectful to women are fucked in the head already, movies like Superbad and 'actresses' like megan fox do not make these men the way they are. They would be like that anyway. I wondered why apatow seemed so subdued in his interview, it's clearly because he had this ironbox feminazi glaring at him. Please, please, please, midolgirl, learn how not to take yourself so seriously.
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then lets not ignore the lesbian glasses she wears so proudly. Great tits though.
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Midol Girl's intelligent enough to do nothing but snicker at all of this, as she should. I hope Superbad is as funny as the self-righteous ramblings going on here. I think AICN has created a variant on viral marketing. Perhaps we can call it 'anal marketing'?
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great review. but just who is this Midol Girl? did I miss something?I think it's actually Herc...
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Okay, well I went off on a rant directed at midol girl, about how she reads too much into dumb goofy vulgar comedies. I read the review in greater detail, and she likes superbad, so i was incorrect in including superbad in the list of things that she has given snotty, self-important reviews about. But i still dont like her reviews, and though i dont know her personally, i doubt i'd like her. she seems like one of the college students in PCU (obv. not any of the leads from the pit), who can't have a good time. Also, for someone who "usually leaves these movies feeling like a hollow set of tits and muff" or whatever, you certainly seem happy to post a pic of yourself with what looks to be a low cut top. Just sayin.
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Now go wash vigorously and put this awful episode behind you.
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but then I read this...Hurley may be the "wolf in sheep's clothing" among the castaways. He may be working with the Others, may even be an agent for them—possibly even their leader.
-Before the plane took off, Hurley was insistent on getting on Oceanic 815 specifically. Being rich, he could easily just wait for a later flight and buy a new ticket. His professed reason for needing to leave is his mother's birthday is today "or yesterday", but this could have been a lie for urgency's (and the audience's) sake.
-After the plane crashed, Hurley was initially the one checking the survivors against the passenger list. He could have been gathering information for the Others.
-Hurley turned in Ethan—a classic confidence game move, which put him above suspicion as far as anyone else (the audience included) was concerned.
-Hurley tried to stop Locke from entering the hatch.
-Hurley warned Juliet of the dangers she faced among by telling her that other Others had been killed by the castaways. At the time, this appeared to be done with the intention of threatening her not to act against the castaways. In hindsight, though, he may have been warning her to be careful in the execution of her mission for Ben.
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but i already have my husband's cock in my mouth, no room for yours.
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Hurley, like Michael and unlike Jack, Sawyer, and Kate, is not seen zapped by the Others when they are all brought to the dock.
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Midol girl is hot
Your a pig
Not another review of Superbad
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Hurley isn't an "other" it's Claires baby. Dum dum dum DUM!
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...if it can cure cancer and paralysis why can't it cure Hurley's morbid obesity? How much would the show rule if suddenly he was as skinny as Nicole Ritchie? I mean they would have to air brush or whatever the fat away every episode but it would so awesome!
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...if your not already a lesbian I will turn you out girl....
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just post your home address or your personal email, no sweat. ;)
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an american pie knock off.....
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can i smack my cock against those titties?
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She's a reasonably, not exceptionally, attractive female. You're all acting like you came at the sight of that picture. For the love of god, please go get laid. Please. It isn't hard. Some overweight chick with self esteem problems is willing to fuck you, I promise. Go make it happen.
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ateballsoffury@yahoo.com...please send them in glossy finish with a few wallets...thanks
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..after staring at the pic for the last 12 hours while I was at work...I noticed something new...her oh so perfect petite hand wrapped around her chair's arm rest...oh I can just picture that work of art wrapped around "lil ateball" ...im in heaven...
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Sporting those black plastic-frame eyeglasses, etc...too funny
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Aug 19, 2007 5:19:17 PM CDT
Hey! Hey You!! Did you know there is a new movie....
by robots in das guys
Cumming out?? It's called **SUPERBAD** (gasp) Buy Tickets Here!! It's so good you will cum and cum again to see it!!
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and they help people with bad vision see better. So if you happen to be like me--devilishly good looking AND nearsighted--why not wear stylish frames?
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i don't honestly remember much liking Midol Girl's Transformers review- not so much for the position it took as the content. but damn, if I didn't absolutely LOVE this review. Thx Midol Girl, for not getting scared off of writing for this site by jackholes like me...
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She didn't like Tranformers???!! That Bitch!
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enjoy ateball! kkthxbai!
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It would be nice to have an alternative, but magazines are going under left and right. "Stuff" just collapsed ... probably because it was the same goddamn magazine as. "The Weekly World News" shut its press down. "Jane."
I would think that because of this, AICN would be wise not to try and enter an entertainment media arena that's so saturated. Plus ... I'm not sure if people on this talkback would pay for a subscription.
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MAXIM ... not sure why that disappeared on me.
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Midol Girl is pretty hot. I dig chicks with glasses.
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I consider myself a die-hard feminist, and you as an adult are free to make your own decisions... but posting a coy cleavage photo of yourself at the bottom of your review seems like something an insecure teenager would do; I personally think you played yourself with that one. You don't see any of the other AICN reviewers doing that (and I guarantee most of those boys have tits at least as big). I don't know, maybe I'm being paternalistic. I mean, I appreciate pretty girls... hell, I like 'em all... but this seems cheezy to me.
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Aug 19, 2007 6:04:35 PM CDT
Some of you on here really are bunch of cocksmokers
by allpowerfulwizardofoz
You act like a bunch of 12 year old douchebags who've never seen a woman before much less your own penis. Instead of sounding cool you just sound disrespectful and immature. No need to name names as this is obviously geared towards those of you who have made some of the most retarded posts we've seen yet on AICN just because you've seen a woman write a review.
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...if memory serves, usually Harry or Merrick or Quint et al. are responsible for an article's headline and the bottom signature image/e-mail link.... for instance the famous Mori/Massawyrm fallout some years ago, where Mori posted Massawyrm's e-mail link at the bottom of an article as "SEND ME TWO E-MAILS... ONE FOR EACH FACE!"
So, maybe Midol Gal just got her pic posted by some 'helpful' editor. In conclusion, who cares. Me, I want to hear what Mr. Beaks, Robogeek, Monki, Johnny Wadd, and Junior Mintz thought of SUPERBAD. -
Educated- so I can bust off on they glasses.
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- “teen comedy” of the millennia."
Not even close.
Superbad wasn't that bad a movie but hardly as great as it's being made out to be on this site.
Are the people behind this movie paying AICN for all these reviews or are the gang at AICN doing it because they want to see how many quotes they can get attached to a movie trailer?
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It's at the bottom of the home page with his other reviews. But Lauturo and Elaine have yet to weigh in... and Mean Mr. Mustard...
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Gimme dem titties!
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Sure, it's funny but not "fall out of your seat, OMG I just creamed myself" funny. I reserve that for Dumb and Dumber. :P
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Really? Maybe I'm out of touch or a touch queer. But, she seems like the type of girl that likes to show off her asstits... errr... assets and then if she catches you looking at them for longer than 2 seconds will go on off on you in an emo fit of rage.
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The nerds win! The Invasion lost with only $6 Million at the BO.
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Congratulations, you sixteen year olds have discovered the female gender.
This is the only place where theres more discussion of the physical appearance of the person posting it than the actual post. Get a life some of you. -
I trust nothing more need be said.
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man the way they're all fawning over that girl, makes me wonder if they really think she's hot or if its just because she has a low cut shirt and the camera got the "right" angle. the hilarious part is that i bet some of the people drooling over her, are the same people who were attacking her over the E3 articles. lol
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...to publish his own SUPERBAD REVIEW from now own. PLEASE Harry, create a brand new topic for this!! It´s gonna be HUGE! It´s gonna be AWESOME! It´s gonna be... SUPERBAD!!!
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Ok, let me figure out how to post my 1989 high school graduation picture.
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that no one else asked to receive those pictures as well.
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It was very funny. It dragged in a couple of places, but it was pretty damned funny.
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It occurs to me that all the archetypes are weighing in here and I for one want to say this...
If you are a geek you are the last rebel in this cookie cutter, suck a cock to fit in culture of ours. If you have managed to eat what you want, do what you want, bathe or not bathe yourself as you choose, and have paid the concommitant price of ostracization for this, then my friend you are Invictus, the captain of your own destiny. However, you may not in all likelihood have your cake and eat it too. Midol Girl is a starfucker, which is to say she might fuck Kevin Smith, or DJ Qualls, but if you do not have any witer/director/ website navelgazer/ comic book demigod resume, then you may be only entitled to a whiff of her bespectacled cooze as it tromps on by you in a flurry of multi-badged convention beauty pageant, 10 at the con, 6 everywhere else on Earth haughtiness.
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Aug 19, 2007 10:48:29 PM CDT
This site is actually making me like the movie less.
by cotton mcknight
Seriously. It reminds me of what Bill Shatner once said.. if you don't mind me paraphrasing and twisting it a little:You took what I saw on a Friday night as a lark into a colossal waste of time. Seriously- the attention this movie is getting is absolutely ridiculous. I simply do not get why every contributor to this site has to weigh in on this thing. I mean really! It wasn't THAT great... and you know what? The more I think about it, the more I think the only reason I liked it was because "George Michael" was in it. His mannerisms are what I laughed at most and you can't credit Rogan and Apatow for that.
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Guys here are just naturally embarrassing and can't help it, apparently.
And for the record, Midol Girl is not my type. She's a bit too white. I prefer women of the darker persuasion.
Of course, I can understand most of you geeks being jealous of me-- I mean, I'm probably the only guy in here who has can look down and see his feet, and I also seem to be the only male in the room who gets laid on a regular basis-- From the way some of you are behaving, this seems to be the case, anyway.
Oh, and one more thing: In regards to my having a double chin: I've had two Chinese girls at once, and coincidentally their family name was Chin, so in a way, I guess you were right... But if you're talking about that wattle of flab under your jaw, then no-- I don't have that. What's it like?
Finally, halfwayhome--- Poetry, man. I dig it. Starfucker, indeed. -
Seriously-- Get bent. If Harry had a pussy you'd be typing one-handed to his reviews, too.
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But, with just a few measly offerings this week for my DVD fix, digression is all I have.
The fact is, if I had the 25th Anniversary Blade Runner right now, I wouldn't be writing on here at all.
But, like many others I am in between 'events'.
On the subject of 'needing' to get laid. Apparently my 'need' to get laid, fulfilled a desire in my girlfriends womb, a 'need' as it were to be filled with baby. Yummy slam to the DVD budget that will prove to be.
I am fortunate though to have woman who, though she hopes that our soon to be born son is not the unholy comic/film/home theatre/fat-as-a-lord geek that his father is, still loves me.
Truly, you only 'need' air, and the occassional snack. And maybe a sip of water now and again. -
damnnnnn girl.
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Gezzz!
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There are actually decent looking to somewhat hot chicks reviewing for AICN. In Midol Girl's case, she wins points for the glasses..... yeah, I'd chat her up if I saw her around. Seems like one of those feisty, cynical but cool types.
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i was dragged in to see "knocked up", and i came out laughing.
if superbad is anything like that, then i'll love it.
the commercial's with mclovin are great. :) -
I'll see the fucking thing already, okay?
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When Midol Girl has a bunch on her Myspace page. What...you didn't see the bikini shot? I think she's very cute, with a good sense of humor.
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http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=1317522007
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She traumatized me with her period blood. :O
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Put 'em together and you have one of the funniest talkbacks EVER! Really though, 'twas a nicely done review and - restrain yourself - it was from a different perspective than the others and - a red head! - it was interesting and - a red head with black-rimmed glasses-- oh, no, here I go-- *explodes*
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racks are a dime a dozen. Without that she's Adrian from Rocky 1. She is wise to promote her assetts.
She really sems to attract you geeks and nerds, and if she keeps dressing mopey teenn that's all she's ever gonna attract. Get some contacts Midol, wax your upper lip and pick up some clothes with style. I guarantee you'll attract a better class of man. -
That's one of the lowest cut shirts I've ever seen that doesn't show nip. Was she trying to get Apatow in the sack? Was she trying to get all of the Talkback freaks to salivate over her? Why did she feel the need to post a picture of herself, when none of the other reviewers do? I see attention whoring isn't just for MySpace and LiveJournal anymore. Still, nice "sweatermeat".
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wrong. i read all the reviews. i knew everybody in the world thought highly of this movie. i was laughing about scenes described by the reviewers while waiting in line to see it. this is by far the funniest "teen comedy" i've ever seen. people love to hate the things their idols love. makes them feel powerfull. sorry, talkbackers, its a fuckin' funny ass movie that has every right to be as hyped as it is. would you rather it have tanked and these kids never never made another one? shut the fuck up and be happy that the comedies of this summer aren't as disapointing as the action movies. and yes, MidolGirl is attractive. she knows it. and no, she won't suck your dick.
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American youth. It's tainted by perversion, horrible film. The blood on the leg was the most retarded thing I've ever seen. Simply retarded.
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You know you all want it.
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shit, i guess i should go see the movie. i'm now at the point where i'm just in this talkback coz i'm enjoying the perspective on the female gender. knowledge is power!
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You all getting turned on?
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Nice breast, I like them petite. What about the other one?
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Inspired by the adoration of Talkbackers, Midol Girl sets up a livecam to make some money off the horny masses.
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Business is going well for webporn superstar Midol Girl.
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Time for a new one. This one's worn out.
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Midol Girl goes public to film street sex. Raises subscription prices exponentially.
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You fuckers all want to motorboat that, huh?
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Jesus H. Christ, when is AICN going to quit pimping this fucking movie? I don't care if God himself directed it, got Shakespeare to write it and Beethoven to do the score, we don't need to read any more reviews of this damn thing, or "King of Kong," for that matter. Hell, why don't you guys post some more "Hostel 2" reviews to see if you can inject a few more dollars into that bomb, months after it went tits-up at the box office? And finally, you guys slavering over Midol Girl's not-particularly-appealing photo are beyond pathetic -- the sequel to Superbad is probably going to be called "AICN Talkbackers and the Quest for the Mystical Vagina."
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If they don't pay their bills, we don't have a place to Talkback. So chill out, if you don't wanna see Superbad, just ignore the reviews. As for Midol Girl, she's cute, and has tits I wanna cup while tapping the back. Don't judge her from one random pic.
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good stuff right there
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Hey BringingSexyBack, is there a discount for purchasing that entire series? #4 sounds like really poignant - nothing like losing an old friend.
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This talkback will be a special feature.
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I believe the question's been answered.
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You people act like talkbackers making sexually depraved assholes out of themselves is some kind of novelty around here. Remember Harry's Blade 2 review? "We learned it from watching YOU!" In AICN terms, this is probably the most appropriate discussion of this film (nerds slavering raunchily over hot-yet-realistically-presented girl) yet posted to the site.
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this film is about some horny boy’s quest for booze, and pussy, who spout out perverted dialog like fifth-graders learning about vaginas and penises for the first time.
The SAPPY dialogue at the end DOES NOT SAVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT FILM -
Aug 20, 2007 1:27:29 PM CDT
Midol Girl's Gotta Eat, Have a Beer and Cheet on Apatow
by jumping windows
Anybody ready for Match Point 2: The Rogening?
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I believe the box set is due out at Christmas. As for Smerdyakov, I think it's fair to say Midol Girl posted that picture in order to get a reaction. If she is offended, that picture can be removed at any time at her request.
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Just out of curiousity does anybody have a friend that made the same illustrations that Seth made in the movie cause I know a guy who did the same thing and with the same detail. Only difference is this guy's in his 20's and if he's reading this he should really get back to work.
Also, funniest frickin' thing I've seen all year. -
Yeah Midol Girl, most of us do feel like soulless walking pairs of jugs. And posting pictures featuring as much cleavage as posible is the first step towards change, you go girlfriend!!
Good review though...i'll still wait for the dvd -
George C. Scott, "Exorcist III". Great, underrated film. Oh, and, yes, the boobies are nice.
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I love when a chick complains about how boys objectify them all the time and then they go to a nerd fest with their tits out.
Surpriiiiise! -
I just noticed, there's a guy in that picture.
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Really?!?!?! you call those tits?!?! HAhahahaHAHAAHHAahahahahahaAHAHahhaahah IVE PiSSed bigger bubbles in the toilet. HahahAHHAahahhahahahahhahahaAHAHHAHAHAHAh
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All these uglies looked at me in high school! It was awful! Not everyone wants to jerk off to a six.
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While the film didn't leave you feeling degraded, Midol Girl, reading this talkback should. I just saw Superbad for the first time (late bloomer?) and came to AICN to read about what I've been missing.
The point at the end of the film when the boys are parting in the mall with their prospective partners... that's a moment we don't see in movies. The strange feeling after the "acquisition." Once you're on the same level with the object of your fantasies, the world changes. The immature boys freak out and run away in disallusionment. The boys who are ready to grow up a little do just what these guys did... they gulp and step forward.
The friendship scene between the boys saying I love you in the sleeping bags... they'll come to realize that once you get past the "walking pair of jugs and muff," there is a person there who may or may not be the right person for that same kind of friendship.
I don't know. This movie really surprised me.
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