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Midol Girl stains the plaid pants of SUPERBAD!!!

While I was at Comic Con acting like Queen Geektra of the multiverse, parading around Nerd Valhalla in a wookie backpack, and fighting my way through mile-long lineups I got a chance to put down my light saber, take a breather and sit in on Quint’s interview with Judd Apatow and SUPERBAD director Greg Mottola, but it wasn’t until tonight that I actually convinced myself to go see their movie.

You’d think I would have rushed out right away to see it. After just one Comic Con screening the flick had already hatched a gaggle of early-bird Superbad superfans that could put the Napoleon Dynamite one-liner quoters to shame, not to mention Apatow and Mottola were hands down two of the funniest and coolest dudes I’ve ever met. But, as hard as it was to decide which of my new con exclusives should stay in their packages, and which ones I should display free of their cloudy plastic domes (Stan Lee out of the polyethylene, that’s a no brainer) I found it even harder to decide whether or not to go see the “teen comedy” of the millennia.

Usually I leave the theater after these types of movies feeling the same way I used to feel around all the 17 yr old boys in high school; like I was just a soulless walking pair of jugs and muff. That my sexuality only existed to be the butt of their locker room jokes or a dirty mental snap-shot that they could file away in their sleazy brain rolodexes to use as source material for their next hot date with a sweaty tube sock and a bottle of hand lotion. But, to my surprise, I didn’t feel that way at all with this one.

Even though the girls in Superbad were introduced into the storyline in typical teen comedy fashion as the coveted, unattainable mysteries that the male protagonists are in sexual pursuit of, they were authentically portrayed having diverse personalities, appearances and values. As the story evolved, so did the female characters, and by the end of the film they were no longer simply male fantasies but fully fleshed out characters equal to their male counterparts.

Actually, every character was fully developed, delivering spot-on dialog authentically and shamelessly. There were moments in Superbad when I actually couldn’t stop laughing at just how completely pervy and painfully awkward some of the characters were. I cringed, shook my head and covered my gaping mouth a lot during this film. It was like having some really long flashback of witnessed awkward teenage sexual mishaps, drunken nights I wanted to forget, and meaningless potty humor. Even the infamous “period on the pants” scene made me laugh out loud. It was nice to see a guy get caught with ‘menses’ on his pants at a party for a change. Lord knows most of us girls have enough horrifyingly embarrassing high school period stories all our own.

At first glance you might think this film is about some horny boy’s quest for booze, and pussy, who spout out perverted dialog like fifth-graders learning about vaginas and penises for the first time, and you wouldn’t be that far off. But, trying to pass as 21 at the liquor store and making awkward attempts at getting laid are just the comical plot points that drive the whole story. At the heart of Superbad is a tale of friendship, self-discovery and growing up.

If I had seen Superbad before I sat in on the interview with Apatow and Mottola I would have thanked them for helping me remember a time and place I tried so hard to forget, just so I could look back and laugh at it. Oh! And I would have thanked them for not making the pursuit of pussy the most important thing in the world… although I must say it is flattering to be so wanted.

-Midol Girl




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Best Line in the movie!
by MentallyMariah
Aug 19th, 2007
03:59:41 AM
I just looooove
by ArcherNX01
Aug 19th, 2007
04:18:54 AM
Best line....
by Darth_Nader
Aug 19th, 2007
04:19:19 AM
In the meantime
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 19th, 2007
04:39:02 AM
Midol Girl can stain my plaid pants anytime
by Proudy
Aug 19th, 2007
05:13:09 AM
Who's the "Bill" on Apatow's shirt?
by Ribbons
Aug 19th, 2007
05:23:22 AM
Apatow's wife can stain my plaid pants anytime
by tylerzero
Aug 19th, 2007
05:37:58 AM
Wow, Midol Girl...
by cornponious
Aug 19th, 2007
05:54:36 AM
The nerd on the guys shirt
by RokurGepta
Aug 19th, 2007
06:36:53 AM
Midol Girl...."How you doing..."
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
07:17:46 AM
@Ribbons
by quis custodiet ipsos custodes
Aug 19th, 2007
07:18:35 AM
The part that had me laughing hardest...
by DanielKurland
Aug 19th, 2007
07:38:45 AM
Okay I am summoning the spirit of Steve Martin in......
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 19th, 2007
07:39:13 AM
Calm down Sally...
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
07:39:43 AM
oh and by the way
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 19th, 2007
07:40:50 AM
There are 34 movie stories on this site. 8 are about...
by CottonMcknight
Aug 19th, 2007
07:50:50 AM
I vote Midol
by Chromium
Aug 19th, 2007
08:19:02 AM
Yay for Midol Girl! We're Myspace friends!
by indiebum
Aug 19th, 2007
08:30:55 AM
OKAY WE GET THE POINT.
by i kick tits
Aug 19th, 2007
08:34:22 AM
Not Enough! We need even more Superbad reviews!
by Yeti
Aug 19th, 2007
08:42:14 AM
Midol Girl looks like a young Roseanna Arquette
by NoDiggity
Aug 19th, 2007
08:45:43 AM
Midol Girl: Best AICN Nom De PLume ever!
by C.K. Lamoo
Aug 19th, 2007
08:48:05 AM
Leave her alone frenchie!
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
09:06:48 AM
Oh how insane ...
by ye olde shiza
Aug 19th, 2007
09:54:12 AM
Yes Midol girl has 'Specs appeal'
by CarmillaVonDoom
Aug 19th, 2007
09:58:21 AM
Hey....Midol Girl is pretty cute.......
by Dr Gregory House
Aug 19th, 2007
10:05:32 AM
Calm down, you animals
by James Westfall
Aug 19th, 2007
10:06:29 AM
o carmilla...
by occula
Aug 19th, 2007
10:14:01 AM
So many
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 19th, 2007
10:21:55 AM
Jesus Christ...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
10:42:10 AM
Holy crap..."sweatermeat..."
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
10:50:32 AM
You're Welcome, Bronx Cheer
by James Westfall
Aug 19th, 2007
10:54:51 AM
Midol Girl....austin powers with cleavage
by SydBarretsMyDad
Aug 19th, 2007
10:58:07 AM
And here's where the Talkbackers embarrass themselves..
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 19th, 2007
11:05:50 AM
ZeroCorpse, mind your own business.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
11:13:11 AM
And SydbarretsMyDad, Austin Powers with cleavage
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
11:14:26 AM
"The way I felt around 17 year old boys in High School"
by NoDiggity
Aug 19th, 2007
11:15:03 AM
meh
by mrdinky
Aug 19th, 2007
11:17:44 AM
Not seeing this movie!!!!
by darrenspool
Aug 19th, 2007
11:37:44 AM
Oh Zerocorpse
by arrangedletters
Aug 19th, 2007
11:42:11 AM
We don't know who chose the picture...but regardless...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
11:49:19 AM
quis custodiet...
by Ribbons
Aug 19th, 2007
11:53:47 AM
Finally.
by Bubba Gillman
Aug 19th, 2007
12:06:37 PM
it's OK, zero corpse.
by occula
Aug 19th, 2007
12:20:41 PM
And the backlash to ZeroCorpse...
by ye olde shiza
Aug 19th, 2007
12:36:23 PM
MORE SUPERBAD REVIEWS!
by Wilclas
Aug 19th, 2007
12:45:41 PM
Superbad was a really good movie with a great movie...
by Garbageman33
Aug 19th, 2007
12:55:32 PM
Well said Occula...
by SnakesOnABicycle
Aug 19th, 2007
12:55:40 PM
Another review...at least got some fun bags
by redfist
Aug 19th, 2007
12:56:50 PM
Since everyone here has seen "300"
by ye olde shiza
Aug 19th, 2007
12:56:58 PM
The Bill Haverchuck shirt
by Garbageman33
Aug 19th, 2007
12:57:16 PM
I bet Midol Girl
by tehgreekhammer
Aug 19th, 2007
01:21:20 PM
midol girl
by The Real MiraJeff
Aug 19th, 2007
01:47:41 PM
I am not defending ZeroCorpse
by CottonMcknight
Aug 19th, 2007
01:48:30 PM
Ok...we get it...
by Traumnovelle
Aug 19th, 2007
01:53:20 PM
What she really needs is.....
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
01:56:43 PM
So wait, is she a geek or not?
by tompiltoff
Aug 19th, 2007
02:19:49 PM
Awful review
by Some Dude
Aug 19th, 2007
02:20:35 PM
And who the fuck includes pictures?
by tompiltoff
Aug 19th, 2007
02:22:24 PM
Crissakes, a revew by Midol Girl? MIDOL GIRL?!!!
by TallBoy66
Aug 19th, 2007
02:27:59 PM
ye olde shiza
by Some Dude
Aug 19th, 2007
02:28:09 PM
OH MY GOD GET OVER YOURSELF!
by dr sauch
Aug 19th, 2007
02:31:19 PM
if we're judging Midol Girl on looks
by Cedar_Room
Aug 19th, 2007
02:43:27 PM
Now THIS is one hilarious talkback!
by uppercanuck
Aug 19th, 2007
02:45:38 PM
What the fuck is Superbad?
by Merlox
Aug 19th, 2007
02:46:22 PM
all the slobbering aside...
by BadMrWonka
Aug 19th, 2007
02:58:56 PM
I would like to edit my previous rant
by dr sauch
Aug 19th, 2007
03:01:23 PM
Xiphos...I'm sorry.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
03:01:53 PM
I used to think Hurley was useless cuase he is fat...
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
03:52:05 PM
sorry snakes
by occula
Aug 19th, 2007
03:54:43 PM
and the most important fact in the whole series....
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
03:55:12 PM
occula please send me some pics of said cock suckage
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
03:56:29 PM
This by far is one of the most entertaining Talkbacks
by Yeti
Aug 19th, 2007
03:58:53 PM
This isn't a Lost thread?
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
04:01:02 PM
Ateball, go crazy everyone else clearly has.
by Yeti
Aug 19th, 2007
04:22:53 PM
What I don't understand about the Island....
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
04:37:46 PM
...and don't think I have forgot about you Midol Girl..
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
04:40:27 PM
sure ateball
by occula
Aug 19th, 2007
04:49:37 PM
Superbad sounds like
by emeraldboy
Aug 19th, 2007
04:51:01 PM
midol...
by mrorange90
Aug 19th, 2007
04:58:58 PM
You people are fucking freaks...
by Angry Mean Panda
Aug 19th, 2007
05:01:26 PM
OCCULA....you didn't think I was gonna back down?
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
05:09:02 PM
New Midol Girl Pic moment...
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
05:12:50 PM
Good-looking people trying to act/look like nerds..
by Bong
Aug 19th, 2007
05:17:21 PM
Hey! Hey You!! Did you know there is a new movie....
by Robots In Das Guys
Aug 19th, 2007
05:19:17 PM
Spectacles make for great fashion accessories...
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
05:23:14 PM
egads, or reconsidering my opinion
by chiahead
Aug 19th, 2007
05:23:55 PM
WHAT?
by Ateball
Aug 19th, 2007
05:25:45 PM
picture sent
by occula
Aug 19th, 2007
05:43:58 PM
AICN Print Magazine
by ye olde shiza
Aug 19th, 2007
05:44:50 PM
same magazine as ...
by ye olde shiza
Aug 19th, 2007
05:45:43 PM
Midol Girl is pretty hot. I
by themanwhojaped
Aug 19th, 2007
05:46:13 PM
Posting photo w/ review= plea for attention
by Daddylonghead
Aug 19th, 2007
05:58:13 PM
Some of you on here really are bunch of cocksmokers
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Aug 19th, 2007
06:04:35 PM
Although now that I've been all preachy...
by Daddylonghead
Aug 19th, 2007
06:06:25 PM
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses...
by i kick tits
Aug 19th, 2007
06:13:38 PM
Another day and yet another Superbad review.
by Angelus_420
Aug 19th, 2007
06:24:28 PM
Where is Harry's SUPERBAD review?
by Robots In Das Guys
Aug 19th, 2007
06:32:20 PM
Robots In Das Guys, Harry already reviewed SUPERBAD
by Daddylonghead
Aug 19th, 2007
06:37:43 PM
Has anyone noticed how attractive she is?
by Yawkey
Aug 19th, 2007
06:51:05 PM
This movie is WAY overrated.
by vezner2007
Aug 19th, 2007
07:23:18 PM
That's hot?
by JackSack
Aug 19th, 2007
07:33:03 PM
Lola Zabagabe??
by Darth Sticky
Aug 19th, 2007
07:48:28 PM
$31.2 Million so far and #1 for the weekend. NERDS!!!!
by Mace Tofu
Aug 19th, 2007
08:07:32 PM
Congratulations, you sixteen
by zombie84
Aug 19th, 2007
08:15:49 PM
Midol Girl... yowza.
by GrantChastain
Aug 19th, 2007
08:18:23 PM
the shirt
by Bouncy X
Aug 19th, 2007
08:23:17 PM
EACH TALKBACKER SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT...
by Wilclas
Aug 19th, 2007
08:47:00 PM
:'(
by cornponious
Aug 19th, 2007
08:51:09 PM
I'm amazed...
by jsm1978
Aug 19th, 2007
08:57:41 PM
I saw SUPERBAD tonight.
by Bronx Cheer
Aug 19th, 2007
10:37:52 PM
Freak flags
by halfwayhome
Aug 19th, 2007
10:38:40 PM
This site is actually making me like the movie less.
by Cotton McKnight
Aug 19th, 2007
10:48:29 PM
Wow... I stand corrected.
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 19th, 2007
10:57:18 PM
Also-- None of you has a fucking sense of humor.
by ZeroCorpse
Aug 19th, 2007
10:58:35 PM
We digress...
by halfwayhome
Aug 19th, 2007
11:39:26 PM
who's the chick with the big ass boobies?
by Russman
Aug 19th, 2007
11:42:36 PM
god damn that's a nice rack..
by Russman
Aug 20th, 2007
12:13:23 AM
Yeah who knew?
by Doc_Strange
Aug 20th, 2007
12:54:00 AM
well...
by kristenn12490
Aug 20th, 2007
01:46:06 AM
Y tu mamá también
by CuervoJones
Aug 20th, 2007
01:51:13 AM
No more, man, no more!
by BurnHollywood
Aug 20th, 2007
02:24:18 AM
You guys are talking about just one photo...
by Droogie Alex
Aug 20th, 2007
02:57:49 AM
McAvoy to play "Scotty" in Star Trek
by Ray Gamma
Aug 20th, 2007
05:26:44 AM
Midol Girl
by lost.rules
Aug 20th, 2007
05:32:57 AM
90 Superbad reviews and Midol Girl
by Emerald Saber
Aug 20th, 2007
07:30:51 AM
Yeah, she's got a decent rack but decent
by Borgnine JR
Aug 20th, 2007
08:22:38 AM
Did she wear that shirt on purpose?
by scudd
Aug 20th, 2007
08:24:09 AM
overhyped?
by Gatsbys West Egg Omlet
Aug 20th, 2007
08:50:48 AM
What a horrible Juvenile and unrealistic portrait of
by hatespeech
Aug 20th, 2007
08:57:19 AM
MIDOL GIRL AND THE GEEK BANG OF DOOM
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:03:21 AM
thank you xiphos
by occula
Aug 20th, 2007
09:04:14 AM
MIDOL GIRL AND THE LAST GEEK SPLOOGE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:15:21 AM
RAIDERS OF THE LOW CUT SWEATER
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:18:27 AM
MIDOL GIRL 2: FULL FRONTAL
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:28:47 AM
MIDOL GIRL 3: FANTASTIC VOYEURAGE
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:31:19 AM
MIDOL GIRL 4: LAST DAYS OF DILDO
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:32:13 AM
MIDOL GIRL 5: A TASTE OF MIDOL
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
09:36:58 AM
You motorboating sons of bitches!
by Rickey Henderson
Aug 20th, 2007
09:54:12 AM
More Fucking "Superbad" Reviews? ENOUGH!
by Admiral Nelson
Aug 20th, 2007
10:18:38 AM
I don't mind AICN pimping a movie
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
10:24:46 AM
lol @ Admiral Nelson
by Daddylonghead
Aug 20th, 2007
10:40:52 AM
Midol Girl Series
by Forsakyn
Aug 20th, 2007
11:34:08 AM
Wait, the SUPERBAD DVD reviews are cumming!
by Robots In Das Guys
Aug 20th, 2007
11:57:45 AM
boobs
by Shigeru
Aug 20th, 2007
12:29:10 PM
If anyone asks why more women don't review for AICN.
by Smerdyakov
Aug 20th, 2007
12:40:38 PM
It's the talkbackiest!
by ebonic_plague
Aug 20th, 2007
01:23:28 PM
Sappy Pappy in Nappy
by hatespeech
Aug 20th, 2007
01:24:12 PM
Midol Girl's Gotta Eat, Have a Beer and Cheet on Apatow
by Jumping Windows
Aug 20th, 2007
01:27:29 PM
Forsakyn
by BringingSexyBack
Aug 20th, 2007
01:31:54 PM
Sketchbook
by drewlicious
Aug 20th, 2007
01:41:46 PM
soulless walking pair of jugs
by purplepurple
Aug 20th, 2007
05:45:18 PM
Nice reference, Kwisazhaderach
by lynchmob17
Aug 20th, 2007
06:40:15 PM
What the fuck did you expect.
by Nesskid
Aug 20th, 2007
09:03:09 PM
Hey!
by Toonol
Aug 20th, 2007
09:19:47 PM
HAHAHahahhahahHAHAHAHAaaahahah ahahAHAHAHAHaAHahAHAHaHa
by omgamionhere
Aug 20th, 2007
11:41:57 PM
Don't We Have a High Opinion of Ourselves?
by daycru
Aug 21st, 2007
05:18:33 PM
Holy Crap
by HyphenatedWords
Apr 13th, 2008
11:15:54 AM

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