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Our First Test-Screening Report For JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH 3D With Brendan Fraser!

Published at:  Aug 18, 2007 6:56:56 PM CDT


Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

This sounds like the sort of thing Walden Media was making when they first got started. Lately, I think they’ve gotten better at what they do, more focused on the types of films they want to make, but this reminds me of their godawful AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS, at least based on the description this spy offers up.



Hello Harry, saw this last night in Thousand Oaks and thought you might like a report.

“Journey to the Center of the Earth” gets an upgrade to 3D and a downgrade from erudite James Mason to a mugging Brendan Frasier in this Walden remake of the Verne classic. Definitely reoriented towards the kiddie set, “Journey 3D” resets the story to modern times with geologist Frasier stumbling onto the path below after trying to retrieve a volcano monitor set by his brother. With nephew Josh Hutcherson and young guide Anita Briem, the trio sightsee a series of implausible but pretty wonders before returning to the surface.

The first live-action movie completely shot in 3D to make it to the screen in the new wave of coming 3D films, the test workprint wasn’t finished – some texture mapping and lighting was still rough and the soundtrack mostly temped to “Batman Begins” and “Spiderman”. The 3D effects are nice although a little heavy on Count Floyd moments in the beginning – yo-yo’s comin’ at ya, tape measures sticking in your face, etc. These were done to death back in the mini 3D boomlet of the 80s (and spoofed nicely in “Friday the 13 3D”) so I was a little surprised to see them here. Once the film gets to Iceland though, it settles down into a set of vistas roughly equivalent to the original film although with a decidedly more juvenile tone, including a friendly glowing blue bird that wouldn’t be out of place in a Disney film. (Frasier identifies the bird as an Archaeopteryx, which has a much different appearance and makes me wonder if their cobalt canary is a placeholder figure.) Logic isn’t the film’s strong suit – they have to get out before periodic heat spells cook them, but apparently doesn’t bother the birds or the cavern’s one lone T-Rex, whose diet when he’s not noshing on actors isn’t apparent either since there’s no other animals shown except him and the birds. The one out-of-left-field note is Anita Briem as the daughter of the Icelandic geologist Frasier’s brother was associated with. Briem’s age isn’t specified although she seems closer to young Hutcherson’s age than Frasier’s, yet suddenly at the end she and Frasier suddenly start getting cozy, which felt a little odd and wasn’t set up in the movie at all.

According to IMDB, the movie isn’t set for release until summer of next year and the special effects aren’t that far from finished, so Walden might be giving themselves plenty of time for reshoots if initial tests aren’t positive. I found it entertaining enough although still inferior to the old Fox film, but am not sure who their target audience is. It’s a little juvenile for adults, but other than nifty visuals, I’m not sure it’s going to appeal much to kids. If “Journey” wasn’t a 3D film, it would be instantly forgettable.

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  • Aug 18, 2007 7:14:02 PM CDT

    First on this sad sad film

    by cloudhidden1

    Wonder what the budget on this was if they could only afford 1 frickin' dinosaur?

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  • Aug 18, 2007 7:56:58 PM CDT

    Didn't IMAX do a 3-D T-Rex movie

    by mace tofu

    2 or 3 times? WOW T-REX IN 3-D! Yawn.... and it's the only monster in the movie! and isn't this like the 5th or 6th remake of "Journey"

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  • Aug 18, 2007 7:59:15 PM CDT

    Even the BACK TO THE FUTURE ride has a 3-D T-Rex

    by mace tofu

    Talk about OLD SCHOOL...

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  • Aug 18, 2007 8:21:12 PM CDT

    what? this is weak, man...

    by the_man_from_rio

    i didn't know what to think at first, but i saw kurt russell laughing so i knew it was okay to laugh too...

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  • Aug 18, 2007 8:27:10 PM CDT

    They've got a year to make it watchable!

    by performingmonkey

    This sounds like something that can be salvaged with a few reshoots and new CG shots aplenty. Whether they want to pay for those shots is another story. Walden probably don't give a fuck because they have Prince Caspian coming.

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  • Aug 18, 2007 8:33:25 PM CDT

    Shades of "The Last Dinosaur" a god awful made for tv

    by yeti

    movie from the late 70's.

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  • Aug 18, 2007 8:40:23 PM CDT

    Ummmmmm, chewy chocolate center....

    by c.k. lamoo

    Do they actually get to the center of the Earth in this one or just part way into Pellucidar?

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  • Aug 18, 2007 9:32:10 PM CDT

    Yeti...how could you remember that!

    by arnold shitzembigger

    Not only was it awful, but the theme song was fucking atrocious!!! Now I have it stuck in my head. Thank you Yeti...thank you...

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  • Aug 18, 2007 9:40:47 PM CDT

    Dr. tongue's 3d house of pancakes

    by thebloop

    Can we hope to see that soon at the imax

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  • Aug 18, 2007 9:48:50 PM CDT

    The Core!!

    by betaraybill07

    Hilary Swank cameo??

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  • Aug 18, 2007 9:58:53 PM CDT

    Brendan Fraser is the new Doug McClure

    by ray gamma

    Brendan Fraser is the new Doug McClure

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  • Aug 18, 2007 10:09:36 PM CDT

    Dr Tongue's 3d House of Stewardesses

    by deadboy1313

    Really, I would kill to see a Feature Version of that. But without John Candy, the magic would be gone. However, how about a Count Floyd movie......he could team up with Elvira ( I would love to see those, errrr, I mean her in 3d)

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  • Aug 18, 2007 10:09:47 PM CDT

    They got a long way to go

    by lornsorrow

    before they even come close to the king of lost world films, DOUG McClure! If this ever comes out I might see it cause I like Brendan Fraser at times and he can be funny. But I'll be sticking with AT THE EARTH'S CORE with Doug McClure and the exceptionally hot Caroline Munro (she has always had my vote as one of THEE hottest women on film ever!)

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  • Aug 18, 2007 10:21:53 PM CDT

    friday the 13th was a spoof?

    by bouncy x

    umm maybe it seems fun and campy today but back when part 3 came out, it wasn't spoofing anything...it was just jumping on the 3D bandwagon and doing all the lame "to camera" gags everyone else did before and since. lol

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  • Aug 18, 2007 10:46:49 PM CDT

    Nothing in 3D will ever top...

    by c.k. lamoo

    Gorilla at Large. The most unintentionally funny movie ever.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:39:01 AM CDT

    What happened to Brenden Fraser, anyway?

    by cotton mcknight

    He had a really good string of hits in the 90s and early this decade, but he kind of fell off the radar as of late. It all started with that movie "Monkeybone", I think. oh and I havent read your message, shuttlepod 10, but I hated superman returns. Absolutely hated it.That movie affected me so profoundly that I can't even see the words "superman returns" without saying "I hate that movie" under my breath.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:46:17 AM CDT

    after reading the review, this sounds like a ride..

    by cotton mcknight

    more than a movie. Seriously, what's with Brendan Fraser? The last movie I even remember him in was Looney Toons, back in action, (which was actually pretty good). Another "ride" movie, in my opinion.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 3:47:25 AM CDT

    Read the script last year. Hated it.

    by uncapie

    The trio; Fraiser's character, his son and Hanna(Hans in the book. Gotta have a chick in this flick.) fall into an angular cavern that they discover in Iceland that decends into the earth's inner world. Fraiser's character and his son have a dysfuctional relationship which seems to be the norm now. Hanna is a strong Icelandic woman that needs no man and is self-sufficient. "Glowbird" was created for the kid element. You know, the 1959 version just blows this thing away. James Mason or Brendon Fraiser? Who's the better actor?

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  • Aug 19, 2007 4:00:30 AM CDT

    Can't top Bernard Herrmann's score from the original

    by mace tofu

    Why even try?

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  • Aug 19, 2007 4:11:55 AM CDT

    Jules Verne deserves some respect

    by no respectable gentleman

    Not wacky Jackie Chan adaptations and kiddie-driven Brendan Fraser "updates". The '59 film was literate, witty and well-written, but Hollywood don't respect that sorta thing no more.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 4:50:23 AM CDT

    Brendan Fraser...

    by palimpsest

    A quick look over at imdb shows that he's still busy-ish and still doing his alternating of slightly ropey big budget flicks (three MUMMY films, including the new one, MONKEYBONE, BEDAZZLED) with quirkier indie fare. A shame, as he was awesome in THE PASSION OF DARKLY NOON, THE QUIET AMERICAN and in GODS AND MONSTERS. Mebbe it's new agent time for Mr Fraser...

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  • Aug 19, 2007 8:52:51 AM CDT

    They should have gotten Will Smith.

    by c.k. lamoo

    Journey to the Center of the Earth. Talk about getting DOWN!

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  • Aug 19, 2007 12:47:02 PM CDT

    Screw this, give us more Superbad reviews!!

    by wilclas

    MORE! MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!MORE!

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:15:17 PM CDT

    Wow, Look At The Time....Is It 1983 Already?

    by skoobyx

    Michael Jackson's Captain Eo will OWN UR ASS!!!!

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:33:20 PM CDT

    Brendan Fraser and Cuba Gooding, Jr.

    by playhouse

    Must have the same "Just-Can't-Say-No-To-This" agent. Really, boys. Fire 'im and get someone with at least a little discretion, if not some taste.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:39:08 PM CDT

    The Obvious Question

    by tinkertiw

    A Pat Boone cameo?

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:44:35 PM CDT

    C. K. Lamoo

    by nnnooo!!!

    Apologies to GORILLA AT LARGE, but THE MAZE is the uncontested champion of unintentional 3D hilarity.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 1:46:44 PM CDT

    Mace Tofu

    by nnnooo!!!

    The 'Back to the Future' ride wasn't 3D, just large-format film on a semispherical screen.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 3:13:00 PM CDT

    I never met an Icelandic named Anita

    by razorback

    Nuh uh. In Icelandic it would be pronounced ah-nih-tah. That just sounds ridiculous.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 6:59:26 PM CDT

    "Hello, I'm Danny Fraser! You may know me from such...

    by mrmysteryguest

    films like "The Paper Shredder Affair" and "Hi-Ho Eskimo!"--Simpsons writers are writing this down right now! :)

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  • Aug 19, 2007 7:45:35 PM CDT

    While I doubt that this film will be memorable...

    by vezner2007

    I do think that it will be a fun movie to watch one time. Brendan Fraser is a funny yet talented for action type actor and movies like the Mummy were fun for what they were.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 7:48:53 PM CDT

    NNNOOO!!! , I was on LSD at the time

    by mace tofu

    so I thought it 3-D, sorry.

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  • Aug 19, 2007 10:48:05 PM CDT

    Gorilla large is only half 3-D.

    by smerdyakov

    Because they lost the 3-D reels of the first half years ago. And frankly most of the remaining 3-D consists of the Gorilla running at the camera. But it has other redeeming factors like the guy in the Gorilla suit and Lee Marvin. So Maze in in 3-D? I'll have to check it out. I've always wanted to see Laura Linney naked in three dimensions.

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  • Aug 20, 2007 3:57:40 AM CDT

    At the Earth´s Core 3D

    by cuervojones

    Pellucidar in 3D! Why not?

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  • Aug 20, 2007 4:00:12 AM CDT

    Caroline Munro in 3D!

    by cuervojones

    I´d buy that for a dollar

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  • Aug 20, 2007 5:21:01 AM CDT

    McAvoy to play "Scotty" in Star Trek

    by ray gamma

    http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/entertainment.cfm?id=1317522007

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  • Aug 21, 2007 3:53:42 PM CDT

    Smerdyakov

    by nnnooo!!!

    GORILLA AT LARGE played in full dual-projector format at 3D Expo II last September, so I'm not sure where you're getting your information.

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