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Ice Cube wants to do a comic book movie... which one?

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I know a bunch of comic characters are running through your mind right now... but it's probably not anyone you're thinking. I can't say I knew of this graphic novel, 10, before this announcement. It's from the creative duo of Shannon Eric Denton and Keith Giffin. It's kind of a BATTLE ROYALE-ish tale about a man who receives a letter that appears to be a piece of junk mail telling him that he's in a competition with 9 others. The idea is whomever is left alive wins. He throws it out, not paying it any mind... until a man with an ax appears at his doorstep. Ice Cube is developing the movie as a starring vehicle at Dimension. Gustin Nash (CHARLIE BARTLETT) and Jesse Cale adapt.


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  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:27 a.m. CST

    First?

    by LOTGA

    Maybe.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Woohoo!

    by LOTGA

    On my third comment, too.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:28 a.m. CST

    Guy with the Ax is...

    by Somerichs

    Chris Tucker and he says "I'm just Fuckin with ya! YOU KNOW THIS!"

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:30 a.m. CST

    Nice concept, but we all know it'll be a trainwreck

    by NachoNegro

    Done by the right person, with the right cast, this could actually be very good. This is what pisses me off - good concepts let down by falling into the hands of buttfaced idiots.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:34 a.m. CST

    "The Condemned" for the Urban market

    by Darth Bauer

    Totally believable after he made a jackass out of himself with the lame "Are We..." franchise. Who will Cedric the Entertainer and Snoop Dogg play in this?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:35 a.m. CST

    When Chain Letters Attack

    by Birdys Piano Teacher

    Sounds riveting.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:38 a.m. CST

    Keith Giffen...

    by themikejonas

    The guy who sodomized the manga adaptation of Battle Royale for Tokyopop, then followed it up with a Series 7: The Contenders ripoff.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:42 a.m. CST

    Surving the Game 2: Mail Call

    by Big Bad Clone

    I wonder if Ice even remembers he already did this movie.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:44 a.m. CST

    That should read 'Surviving'

    by Big Bad Clone

    Damn, that movie had a great cast of character actors.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:47 a.m. CST

    And it is too late to be up posting

    by Big Bad Clone

    since I got Ice Cube and Ice-T mixed up. It's my bad, Ice is a very common name.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:47 a.m. CST

    15 years later, Ice imitates Ice

    by Immortal_Fish

    Sounds like this will be his version of Ice Tea's SURVIVING THE GAME, which was the low-budget hip-hop version of THE RUNNING MAN.<P>Although I haven't seen this yet, I suspect that only one of these three will have replay value.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:50 a.m. CST

    You can't have a cold drink without (an) Ice Cube.

    by nomihs

    ICE was really warming up his acting career with films like Friday and Are We There Yet?, or Next Friday and Are We Done Yet?, or Friday After Next and Are We Done Making These Eddie Murphy Wanna Be Family Films Yet?. Either way you slice the Cube, you come up with the "Keitel effect". See, if you can't get a great (black) actor like Will Smith you get Ice Cube. Like if you can't get a great (white and looks pissed off most of the time) actor like Robert DeNiro, you get Harvey Keitel. That is the "Keitel effect". If you can't get Kraft mac and cheese, you get the next best thing. Just like what you want, only not.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:59 a.m. CST

    Gustin Nash and Ice Cube

    by BadMrWonka

    never thought I'd have those two people wrapped in the same thought...that's like Schwarzenegger in a Gus Van Sant movie...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Amerikkka's Most Wanted

    by wash

    I don't care what lameness he's done since, Ice Cube claimed eternal coolness off of his first solo album alone. The next few weren't bad either.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:38 a.m. CST

    Series 7 - the comic book?

    by Bass Bastardson

    seriously. I like the set-up but the premise really does remind me of that movie Series 7.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:40 a.m. CST

    Sorry, themikejonas

    by Bass Bastardson

    I hadn't read your post when I wrote my comment.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:42 a.m. CST

    Aren't They Making An American 'Battle Royale'?

    by skoobyx

    Soon to be starring Shia Lebeouf and Josh Hartnett probably...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:19 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube bustin' caps in Japanese schoolkids!

    by Mullah Omar

    I think this will be a good step towards better cultural understanding between Japan and Compton.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:33 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube? Mr. Freeze

    by CuervoJones

    Of course.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:47 a.m. CST

    The movie should be called NO VASELINE

    by Julius Dithers

    Goddamn I'm glad y'all said it all - Used to be hard now you're just gettin' soft - First you was down with the A.K. - Now I see you on the video with Michelle-lay - Lookin' like straight bozos - I saw it comin' that's why I went solo and kept on stompin' when y'all mothafuckers moved straight outta Compton - livin' with the whites, one big house and not another nigga in sight - I started off with too much cargo - drop four niggas now I'm making all the dough! White man just ruling...the niggas with attitude? Who ya foolin? Yello boy's on your team, so ya losing. Ay yo, Dre! Stick to producing! Calling me Arnold what? You Benedict? Eazy E saw your ass and went in it quick. They got jealous when I got my own company, but I'm a man and ain't nobody helping me! Trying to sound like America's Most? You can yell all day but you don't come close! 'Cause you know I'm the one that broke, ya done run a hundred miles but ya still got one to go! With the L - E - N - C -H - M - O - B and y'all a disgrace 'Cause you're gettin' fucked out yo green by a white boy...with NO VASELINE.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:26 a.m. CST

    slim fast!?

    by Denizzz

    Ice Cube is fat! Get on Jenny Craig motherfucker.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:50 a.m. CST

    xXx2: The Shitquel

    by spud mcspud

    Fatter... Shorter... Grumpier... Less able to act...<P> Ice Cube is NOT Vin Diesel!<P> Seriously, that sequel made the first look like the Citizen Kane of spy movies. Not even Jason Bourne could save Cube's movie career now.<P> Props for the first FRIDAY, though. "Whatchoo gonna do wit' dat, 'sides make me mad?" Tiny Lister Jr is the man in that movie. Tucker's best performance, too.<P> 10 sounds too much like SERIES 7 for my taste. And won't a sginificant amount of men-of-a-certain-age think it's a reamke of that Dudley Moore / Bo Derek sex comedy?<P> And you know this, maaaaaaaaaaan!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:53 a.m. CST

    Yeah, Series 7 was decent enough...

    by PervOmatic

    Do we need another rehash just with a shitty rapper who can't act worth a goddamn?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:06 a.m. CST

    Why does the corner animation have no punchline?

    by stones_throw

    Very Kubrickian, but why no Harry jumping out as the twins? I just see the kid going round on his bike.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:21 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube in Anaconda

    by TheBloop

    One of the great performances of the past 25 years, I think so. "you mean there are snakes out here that big?", wow, such passion in that delivery, you just can't fake that.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Stones_Throw

    by Papa Lazaru

    I was thinking the very same thing about the new animation. Looks great but without the punchline its not up to much . I watched it for about 2 mins straight waiting for Harry to pop up, but maybe the fact that i wasted 2 mins watching and waiting for nothing is the punchline .

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7 a.m. CST

    Skoobyx, I think someone has the rights but

    by beastie

    I don't think, what with all the school shootings and American sensitivity and need to draw comparisons to everything, that it will ever get made. Remember when someone was gonna make Chuck Palahniuk's Survivor and then it didn't happen because of 9/11? The only resemblence was a plane crash, but NOOOO, a plane crash despite the fact that it wasn't a terrorist hijacking, would remind people of 9/11. So I highly doubt that the American version of Battle Royale will ever be made.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:18 a.m. CST

    You just know...

    by Judge Briggs

    There will be some black guy in the movie yelling out, ahhh hell no, this is for white people!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:27 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube was great as the cook in Deep Blue Sea

    by BringingSexyBack

    Unloading some ghetto justice on that mutated shark.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:32 a.m. CST

    This is great, another movie to inspire ghetto violence

    by BringingSexyBack

    Thanks Mr. Cube!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:36 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube was great in "Titanic"!

    by Stalin vs Predator

    Or was it Berg? Damn, I'm not sure now. He *was* much bigger and whiter when he hit the ship. Could have been because of the film's whitescreen format, though...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:58 a.m. CST

    Based on flick 'Tenth Victim'

    by Musashi7474

    My guess is that this is based on the Elio Petri film The Tenth Victim... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenth_Victim The Italian flick was based on short story by Robert Sheckley, 'Seventh Victim' - a good read if you can track it down.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 8:19 a.m. CST

    WOW

    by xcornealiousx

    Are we for real? I seriously read this: Ice Cube. more like melted ice. HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, that had to be the lamest thing written on here that ive read in a long time! Lets get a lil more original. I mean yeah Cube has done some REALLY crappy roles the past few years, but this is the DUDE who chose to rap in NWA over going to MIT! Hes an OG from the crew called NWA!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9 a.m. CST

    Steel 2: Electric Kazaam?

    by ELGordo

    What superhero do we know that's a fatty?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9 a.m. CST

    He's got an axe!

    by KarmicRelief

    Yeah. But he has Bug Light...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:01 a.m. CST

    Bud Light - DAMN!!

    by KarmicRelief

    n/t

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:01 a.m. CST

    RIP, Mike Wieringo

    by Blanket-Man

    I think Ringo deserves a mention on this site. He passed away suddenly Sunday of a heart attack at the very young age of 44. One of comicdom's nicest guys...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Whoever not whomever.

    by The Nazi of Grammar

    This is because the sentence can be divided into two clauses in which we can substitute the who(m)ever for 'he' and 'him'. Slam!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:15 a.m. CST

    Wieringo's dead?

    by Jakes Nel

    So sad. I like his work.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Series 7

    by Dokkalvar

    Yeah, I liked this idea better when it was called Series 7. I also liked the idea of series 7 better when it was intended to be an actual tv show with no info kind of like the Orsen Welles War of the World broadcast.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:18 a.m. CST

    Oh, and 100 Bullets.

    by Dokkalvar

    Is a better idea.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST

    Mike Wieringo was one of the best artists out there

    by Mr Incredible

    A mention by AICN Comics would be nice. He will be missed.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:31 a.m. CST

    The guy wasn't holding an AXE, he just wanted to AKS

    by BringingSexyBack

    Ice Cube a question. Silly misunderstanding.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:33 a.m. CST

    Will the title be spelled 1TEN0 or some shit like that?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I think they should make is 9NINE9 instead. Looks better.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:34 a.m. CST

    SURVIVING THE GAME2:The Search 4 Ice Cube's Street Cred

    by LaserPants

    Remember when Ice Cube was cool? he was one of the founding members of NWA for chissakes! They fuckin' scared the shit out of racist white-bread middle america. Now, he's been domesticated, softened, middle-americaed up. I mean, "Are We There Yet?"??!?! Are you serious?! He's an embarassment. Might as well be Wayne Brady. Pour some malt liquor on the curb for Cube's lost street cred.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:35 a.m. CST

    I have a suspicion the word "nigga "

    by BringingSexyBack

    will be said more than once in this movie. That and "cracker-ass muthafucka".

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:37 a.m. CST

    Middle America was never racist

    by BringingSexyBack

    That was a myth perpetuated by Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Ice Cube.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:38 a.m. CST

    Malt liquor?

    by BringingSexyBack

    I thought Cristal was the drink of choice in da hood.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:39 a.m. CST

    I liked this movie better when it was called Panic Room

    by BringingSexyBack

    White bitches can fight.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:39 a.m. CST

    I'd rather watch Ninja Warrior than an Ice Cube movie

    by BringingSexyBack

    In fact, I'd rather watch NW than porn.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Why couldn't this be an uplifting movie about a black

    by BringingSexyBack

    man overcoming great odds to make his way out of da hood? We need more movies like that.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:43 a.m. CST

    I liked this movie better when it was called PREDATOR

    by BringingSexyBack

    except instead of a black guy, it was a Rastafarian Alien.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:44 a.m. CST

    Thank you Cube for the hoe-ification of America

    by BringingSexyBack

    I'm lining my bitches up for da weekend.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:46 a.m. CST

    They 'Myth' Was Also Perpetrated By All The Lynchings

    by LaserPants

    I'm sure not ALL of middle america is racist. Just most of it.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:47 a.m. CST

    Why don't we adapt Christopher Pike or RL Stine novels?

    by AdrianVeidt

    This sounds like a potential Pike novel... I loved reading those as a kid - we could get some good shit out of them, I think.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:49 a.m. CST

    Laserpants

    by BringingSexyBack

    I think it would be fair to say that a tiny fraction of Middle America is racist. Certainly not most, and not anywhere to the extent Sharpton and Cube would like everyone to believe. They turned racism into a cottage industry.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:52 a.m. CST

    It's safer for a black man to walk in a white hood

    by BringingSexyBack

    than a white man to walk in a black hood. What does that say about racism? A lot. Lynchings? There have been dozens of random killings of white people by blacks in NYC alone in the last 2 years. A college kid got stabbed by a bunch of black kids for no reason other than he was white and they were out to kill someone white. Dat's crazy yo.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:54 a.m. CST

    No, Cristal Is The Choice Of Video Drectors and Celebs

    by LaserPants

    Dude, people in "da 'hood" don't drink Cristal, they drink whatever they can afford... which is usually cheap and makes you go blind. People might say they drink Cristal, but thats a fantasy / status symbol reserved to the elite -- celebs, video directors, rappers, upper-class white guys from the suburbs pretending they're black (collars popped, minstrel show-y faux ebonics in tow). Of course, I'm sure there are plenty of successful drug dealers who drink it and make a big show of the fact they can afford it (before they die at the ripe old age of 19).

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:55 a.m. CST

    Hell's Kitchen showed a side of black racism last night

    by BringingSexyBack

    when Julia (black woman) sabotaged Bonnie (white girl) so Rock (black man) would win the competition. That was the most overt example of racism I've seen since Sunday.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:57 a.m. CST

    Certainly Racism Goes Both Ways, BSB

    by LaserPants

    But you're INSANE if you think that a black man is safer in a white hood than vice versa. Last time I checked, being a black man in a white hood means 5 cops are going to blow you away (as you try to open the door to your aparment). Hey, that happened in NYC too! Go figger!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:57 a.m. CST

    They shouldn't drink alcohol at all if affordability

    by BringingSexyBack

    is an issue. Seriously, if you need to settle for cheap malt liquor, it's probably a good idea to skip alcohol altogether. <p>Besides, alcohol is the weapon of choice by the Man to keep people down. Witness Native American reservations.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:59 a.m. CST

    Laserpants - if you can show me a link

    by BringingSexyBack

    to 1 news article showing the example you just gave, then I will drop the subject. Because I can back my example up with no problem.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:11 a.m. CST

    BSB, Have You Ever Lived In Poverty?

    by LaserPants

    Let me guess, the answer is "no," right? You're white, upper-middle class? Not surprising. Although I agree that it would be for the best to not drink were you in such a situation, BUT, let me ask you, if you were surrounded by hopelessness, poverty, and negelct with seemingly no way out, wouldn't you want to numb yourself? I'm not saying it excuses the behavior, but the quote "there but for the grace of God go I," comes to mind. Poverty destroys people, their minds, their souls, their hope. Moreover, "pulling yourself up by your bootstraps" don't mean shit if you don't even have boots. Or can barely read. Its a desperate situation, and people fall down the hole of addiction very easily. If you've ever been there, if you work in poverty ridden communities, you'll see that pithy, easy solutions don't work so well in the real world. You may as well have said, "let them eat cake!"<br><br> Of course, I agree with you in theory, that would be best not to fall down that well, but its also not nearly as easy as you seem to think it is. Its very difficult to pull yourself out when you have no access to the resources that others (usually white and middle class) have access to.<br><br> Anohter thing you might want to keep in mind -- what you see in rap videos bares slim to no relation to actual life in the hood. Its a fantasy. Kids emulate the style of speaking and dress, sure, but its an illusion.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:15 a.m. CST

    The Story Of Amadou Diallo (Your Link, BSB)

    by LaserPants

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadou_Diallo<br><br> Enjoy!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:16 a.m. CST

    Sorry, Fixed Link For BSB

    by LaserPants

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadou_Diallo

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:20 a.m. CST

    Sorry, Sorry, Fixed Link AGAIN

    by LaserPants

    http://tinyurl.com/y3ktrk<br><br> Geezus, man, somebody has to fix this message board...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:26 a.m. CST

    What, No Comment, BSB?

    by LaserPants

    C'mon man, you got the link, wheres the response?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:37 a.m. CST

    I wasn't going to wade into this I swear

    by Bloo

    but I love how "Middle America" gets thrown around all the time in citings of racism and then the stats are NYc, LA, possibly Chiago or Detroit. I live in Middle America, I live in the dead center, I live in Kansas in a middle class farming community. Are we predominatly white, yes, however we do have minorities,I'm white, my sister is black, my borther is hispanic. 2 ladies in the office I work in have married black men and have children by them. There is a black minister in my town who writes for the local paper and has statd 2 different churches here. Tehre are black people that work in our wal-mart and there are Hispanic people that work on our farms. We pay good wages, and we live togather. Is there some racists here, of course, we have some stupid crackers that say stupid crap all the time. Do we have other problems, yes we do, we have black guys on our local college basketball team that have been arrested for rape and for drugs, but they have never complained about being beat up, at least to my knowledge. The middle America I live in is not racist on either side.<P>now can we get back to making fun of Ice cube

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:41 a.m. CST

    heh, brokesexybackcowboy

    by Lost Prophet

    is going to get to question the veracity of Wikipedia. That's never happened before.<p>Ice Cube sucks like a Dyson, BTW.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:46 a.m. CST

    You've been in a very funny mood in the last few days

    by Lost Prophet

    and seem to more of a loosely connected ball of unfounded prejudices than usual BSB. (I don't mean prejudice as in -ism, I mean as in Bias). <p>that Safer for black/ white person comment is horseshit on both sides. It is safer for a person regardless of colour to walk around in a rich suburb than a person (again regardless of colour) to walk in a poverty infested ghetto. It's a statement of the obvious really. I'm not saying there are no racist attacks, but if you take cash/ drugs out of the equation the number drops.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:18 a.m. CST

    Laserpants

    by BringingSexyBack

    Amadou Diallo is ancient history. Come on - find something recent. And not only that, it doesn't even follow the example you put forth about a black man getting killed by the police entering his own door in his white neighborhood.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:42 a.m. CST

    Directors

    by Series7

    Ice Cube has four good movies, Boys in the Hood, Trespass, Friday, and Three Kings. All of which were directed by competent directors. Maybe if they get a good director Ice Cube could come off as a believable fat guy beating up people. But if not its just gonna be his ego flying all over the place and all the action will not be believable. Plus there is no way the Cube could ever beat Brooke Smith. And this movie is a huge rip-off, but so is every other movie about this idea.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:50 a.m. CST

    Trespass - what happens to white guys

    by BringingSexyBack

    when they enter da hood. I stayed away from the hood for years after watching that one.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:57 a.m. CST

    Laserpants - I empathize with you about the cruelty

    by BringingSexyBack

    of extreme poverty. But that does not excuse criminal behavior (Lost Prophet will back me up on this, right LP?) nor should it be an excuse for further nihilism through addiction. I used to be very Progressive, and my stance, for years, was similar to yours. But I've come to the conclusion that too many people take comfort in being a victim, rather than lifting themselves out of poverty by refusing to be a victim. In America, there are too many opportunities - no matter your race - for anyone to remain poor forever. Even if sacrifices need to be made for the next generation to rise up, they can be done. I refuse to acknowledge poverty as an excuse for violence and nihilism.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST

    BringingSexy is 100% correct.

    by GQtaste

    black folk are safer than white's when they're in the other one's neighborhood.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:14 p.m. CST

    BSB & GQ

    by spud mcspud

    That's pretty much how it is in my area. I live in the East Midlands in England - hardly "da hood", but there's plenty of wannabe gangstas and even more plentiful poverty amongst ALL races - and it's safer for someone of colour to walk through a white neighbourhood round here than for a white to walk through an ethnic neighbourhood. There are easily more gun-related incidents among black and Asian people than any other races in my area. And the British government is busily trying to encourage immigration (illegal or otherwise) whilst coming up with a thousand ways to make white people feel THEIR post-colonial guilt, by stopping white people from getting jobs because they are "over-represented". Here's an interesting link to a story about just that:<P> http://tinyurl.com/2f7mae Now, back on topic. Yes, TRESPASS scared the living shit out of me too. Because most black people in my area think they live in South Central LA anyway - wear the clothes, speak the patois, even have THE ACCENTS! And certainly have the hardware too. Shit got real, yo.<P> Cube sold out to the man. How many white middle-class folks saw the ARE WE DONE YET? movies?<P> Case closed.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:21 p.m. CST

    Lostprophet

    by spud mcspud

    I agree with the sentiments about it being safer to walk through rich neighbourhoods than poor ones, regardless of colour. The gun crime statistics are definitely higher in my area amongst poor ethnic areas than in poor white or mixed areas though - regardless of economic shortage. I think the wannabe gangsta culture has a lot to do with it - as does the segregationism perpetrated in pop culture WITH THE CONSENT OF MINORITIES! I mean, in HMV over here there's a "Black Movies" section! If people of other races want to feel equal to the indigenous population of the country they wish to now be a part of, how does this kind of cultural segregation help?<P> Does anyone here think that a season of "White Movies", or "White Music", or a "Music of White Origin" award show is going to get very far?<P> Positive discrimination is already here. It's just being kept exceptionally quiet.<P> To conclude: you and BSB are both right in that EVERYONE, regardless of race, can get themselves out of the shit if they really wanted to. It all goes back to that UK/US "I'm a victim" culture, which is perpetuated by lawyers and shit chat show hosts everywhere.<P> Cube still sucks as an actor though. Except in FRIDAY.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:38 p.m. CST

    Subway Diet

    by KenobiFan

    I love these TBs! My favorite comments so far are the ones referencing Cube's gangsta-size waistline. Not one of you would say that to his face, but its still funny.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:44 p.m. CST

    Ice Cube is a fatso

    by picardsucks

    was good in 3 kings and Friday and thats about it how does he still get work anyway???

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    Heh Heh

    by Anton_Sirius

    This thread is begging to have the lyrics to Randy Newman's Rednecks posted in it...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:15 p.m. CST

    Spud McSpud

    by BringingSexyBack

    Your area in England is precisely what Lost Prophet and I were debating yesterday (not really debating though, because we're mostly in agreement). The gangsta culture, and part of it disseminated through video games, strongly influences people to commit criminal acts they otherwise would not. He and I agree that that is not an excuse, but merely a fact. In a way, I'm glad Ice Cube is doing wholesome comedies, since he obviously wants to make a break away from the hardcore gangsta culture. However, I don't see a Farrelly Brothers movie featuring 50 Cent anytime soon, unfortunately.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:19 p.m. CST

    I believe that Gordon Ramsay chose a black man to win

    by BringingSexyBack

    because of his race on Hell's Kitchen, and I think that's wrong. He should have won on his merits, but Ramsay chose to ignore the fact that the white girl was sabotaged by a black woman with an agenda. I'll be organizing a protest soon.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:27 p.m. CST

    I Agree, BSB, Poverty Is No Excuse For Nihilism

    by LaserPants

    But it sure as shit gives it context and motive, however misguided and doomed it may be, its understandable. You write as if pulling yourself out is easy; that you would simply just shut out the negativity around you and rise above to greatness with ease. Really? Are you sure? Point of fact, its next to impossible for most living in poverty to pull themselves out of the relentless cycle. It can be done, sure, but its nowhere near as simple or easy as you seem to think it is. I also agree with you that racism runs both ways, but you're out of you mind if you think the racism directed at whites is anywhere near as bad or pervasive or systemic and chronic as that directed at blacks. Not only in terms of social situations, but in terms of the very power structure of the country. I don't think its an intractable situation, though, and certainly things have gotten better, and certainly victimization does nobody any good whatsoever, but I think your blaise stance is rather naive and irresponsible, not to mention without empathy. In short: walk a mile, then tell me whats up.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:46 p.m. CST

    Laserpants - Here's the link to the incident I was

    by BringingSexyBack

    talking about ... http://www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=8230 ... "get the white boy" was the rallying call preceding the murder of this NYU student. This happened last year. <p>Here's another article on another incident that occurred a few months ago ... http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=5136115 ... "white people are going to burn tonight" was said as the guy shot his hostages. He "took the subway to Manhattan's East Village, where he looked for "happy" white people to avenge the mistreatment of black people." I've done my best to avoid looking happy in public. <p>Here's another from last year also .. http://www.1010wins.com/pages/84855.php?contentType=4&contentId=207485 ... white woman stabbed for being white ... <p>There's a serious pattern in there.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:03 p.m. CST

    Laserpants, methinks you skipped over my post

    by BringingSexyBack

    where I said I used to be highly Progressive. What you just said was nearly the same as what I used to say about class in America. I moved on from that position not too long ago. The power structure in this country is color-blind, my friend. A white man will fuck another white man without hesitation. It's all about class struggle. And that is something anyone with motivation can overcome.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:05 p.m. CST

    Correction: "A white man will fuck OVER another white"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Although the original statement does apply to Republican politicians.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:45 p.m. CST

    Oh Well, I Guess You're Right BSB

    by LaserPants

    Theres a vast conspiracy against whites perpetrated by blacks. Racism directed at whites is much worse than anything suffered by blacks even though the black community still seems to have no real collective power base in the ruling government and weren't even allowed to shit in the same place as whites about 40 years ago. In addition, there is a virtual epidemic of blacks (well, okay, two) just upping and killing whites just because of the color of their skin ALL THE TIME! And this is somehow worse than 5 cops, charged with serving and protecting, the representatives of the will of the people and the government, gunning a black man down for GOING INTO HIS APARTMENT. (Apparently, theres a time limit on atrocity, since it didn't happen last week its irrelevant, right?) (Oh, and lest we also mention the various beatings and killings of blacks in Bensonhurst and Bay Ridge, Brooklyn by the poor, downtrodden white man. It was self-defense, right?) Its true! This genocide the blacks are perptrating against whites is exactly like the ethnic cleansing in Bosnia but way worse. Its gotten so that a white man can't even open the door to his Lexus that some negro is ON THE SAME SIDEWALK looking all scary and black. Also, the political system, although run almost exclusively by whites, is actually controlled by blacks, and I suppose... Jews too, right? Like the liberal media and such? And you gleaned all this from a couple of racially motivated muggings/killings in NYC? The kind of isolated incidents that have gone on and on in NYC, back and forth, between all the races, over and over again, for, oh, I'll say, the last 150 years or so? If only someone could come up with a Final Solution to this "black" problem. Are you that man, BSB? Are you... that man?<br><br> No, but wait, do you actually think the power structure is color-blind? That must've been why Barack Obama has already received several death threats for having the audacity to even run for nomination; and why he has to have double the security the other candidates have -- to avoid being assasinated for being black. Yep, totally color-blind. <br><br> Oh, btw, I do agree that class is the real issue, here, but to insist that racism isn't also a factor is, well, ludicrous and naive. As ludicrous and naive as thinking that getting out of poverty is as easy as you seem to think it is. Again: walk a mile.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:51 p.m. CST

    Barack Obama and death threats

    by TheBloop

    Presidents get death threats every day you jack ass. You know that is really funny you think secret service agents would be worried by a couple of drunk rednecks who put sheets over their heads and sleep with their cousins then they would be of the global movement of radical islam. What, with its millions of people who would blow themselves up in a second to kill the great satan and go meet allah and his ho's. Yep, I am sure they are much more worried about the Mudlick, Kentucky chapter of the KKK than they are of Islamic Terrorists. I am sure that is the reason I have to take my smelly shoes off and dump my diet coke when I get on a plane too. Jackass.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST

    walk a mile.

    by TheBloop

    Hey I want to be able to bring a lawsuite against Denny's the next time I don't get seated in 5 minutes because I am white. I also want to make millions in the music industry, without having to sing or play anything, I will just mumble and scowl and drop the f bomb once in while

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST

    walk a mile.

    by TheBloop

    Hey I want to be able to bring a lawsuite against Denny's the next time I don't get seated in 5 minutes because I am white. I also want to make millions in the music industry, without having to sing or play anything, I will just mumble and scowl and drop the f bomb once in while

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:04 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Neo Zeed

    Rock won on Hell's Kitchen because he has has more experience, and he can create unique dishes. Both could lead with authority (so they are equal in that respect), but the edge goes to Rock.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:06 p.m. CST

    Presidents Might Get Death Threats, But Candidates?

    by LaserPants

    Not since the last black candidate ran for office anyways:<br><br>http://tinyurl.com/27rpst<br><br> Next.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:08 p.m. CST

    TheBloop

    by kuryakin

    Lawsuite? How about bringing a lawsuit against your school system for letting you graduate an illiterate fuckwit? If you did graduate.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:10 p.m. CST

    Laserpants, again - you're echoing everything I would

    by BringingSexyBack

    have said myself years ago. Reminds me how naive I was.<p> It's sad to see you totally discount the lives of those white murder victims while continuing to put Amadou Diallo on a pedestal.<p> I never said getting out of poverty is easy. Scroll up. I said sacrifices have to be made. A family may not get out in one generation, but it may with the next through schooling, proper child rearing, hard work, saving, etc. It will not happen spending the paycheck on Colt 45 and obsessing about Whitey.<p> And you think my examples were limited to NYC? I was being kind. Here's an incident from Seattle. Looks like killing whiteys is not just an East Coast Thing. http://www.kirotv.com/news/4665129/detail.html <p> You make it sound like there are no poor white people. Tell that to the (hopefully not) dead miners who kill themselves everyday breathing coal dust just to support their families. <p> And why would I be the one to find a "solution" to the problem? I highly doubt any solution coming from a cracker will be embraced anyway.<p> This is why, on matters of race, I left the Progressive position. Too much self-pitying and hopelessness, and a total blind eye to reality.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST

    Wow, TheBloop, White Racist Angst Much?

    by LaserPants

    "I also want to make millions in the music industry, without having to sing or play anything, I will just mumble and scowl and drop the f bomb once in while"<br><br> So all black people are rappers? All black people are in the music industry and celebrities? You don't know any actual black people do you? Seen plenty on tv though, right? On Cops and/or MTV? They're scary! Maybe you should just stay in and watch more tv then. The fear is your friend. Hatred, bigotry and Jeebus will cut through any reality you may find uncomfortable.<br><br> Btw, you know who was the most popular / biggst moneymaking rapper of all time? EMINEM, who, ironies of ironies, is white. WOW! I guess that means all white people are rappers too?! I dunno if thats true, Bloop, but maybe you could try your hand at rapping and see how far it goes. You never know, man, you just never know.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Is the Axe on Fire?

    by Kizeesh

    JUMP GYPSY, JUMP!!!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:16 p.m. CST

    Next?

    by TheBloop

    Joe Lieberman got them here and over seas, and he was running for VICE PRESIDENT. Next indeed.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:18 p.m. CST

    kuryakin sometimes people type fast

    by TheBloop

    or when they are doing 3 things at once. so let's not get your knickers all bunched up over it. Toad.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Laserpants, I like how you berate theBloop

    by BringingSexyBack

    for his supposed generalization while inferring that all white people drive Lexuses. It's laughable.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    BTW I used to own a Lexus IS

    by BringingSexyBack

    but felt bad when I saw all the black people driving Mercedes S-Classes.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Typing fast is no excuse

    by kuryakin

    For being a fuckwit though, is it? <p> Ah well, I'm sure you'll respond with something snappy to make me cry into my cornflakes tomorrow.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:23 p.m. CST

    Eminem's money goes to Dr. Dre

    by BringingSexyBack

    Next.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:25 p.m. CST

    Laserpants, you have diarrhea of the mouth

    by TheBloop

    LaserPants, you sound like a hysterical 5 year old. Get a paper bag and breathe deeply a few times before you pop a blood vessel in your head. Wait a minute, never mind...go ahead with your self-righteous liberal guilt tinged ranting. You are obviously too high a top your moonnbat soap box to tell when people are yanking your chain. Oops, I said chain, slavery metaphor....oh no! I am racisit! Guess I better run off to our neighborhood "keep the black man down because of course we have nothing better to do" meeting.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:26 p.m. CST

    Its Funny BSB

    by LaserPants

    Because you charge me for not having read your posts, when clearly you barely skimmed mine. If you had read my posts, you would have seen that I said I AGREE WITH YOU (and said so several times) that racism goes both ways, and that victimization does nobody any good; that people can pull themselves out if they have the wherewithall, the courage, the exceptional (not pedestrian) drive. My mere sticking point on that is that its nowhere near as easy as you seem to think it is. Moreover, you must be insane if racism directed at whites runs anywhere near as bad or as deep as racism against blacks. I know it came from the Prez of Mexico, not the Prez of the US, but when a world leader says his own citizens would only take the jobs "not even black people want," you're talking about deep-seated, systemic, chronic racism. Period. And I won't even bother bringing up Hurricane Katrina.<br><br> In addition, I didn't just blow off those attacks, all I am saying is that a couple of allegedly racially motivated assaults does not a movement make, and is not indicative of a broader, systemic racism. To think so strikes me as being naive and ridiculous, not to mention paranoid.<br><br> Furthermore, I never said there weren't poor white people. Furthermore, I agreed with you that the Class War is the real defining issue in America today, BUT, you're insane if you think that racism isn't also a factor. Go to any urban public school and you tell me -- did segregation really end? Or did they just call it something else. Something more "politically correct?"<br><br> Finally, and before you post another replay in which you say I didn't read your posts, PLEASE READ WHAT I WROTE. I think you'll find we agree on several points, I just think you're missing some stuff.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:27 p.m. CST

    Neo Zeed

    by BringingSexyBack

    I agree that Rock has talent, although I found his temper too volatile, even for a kitchen. But yesterday's cook-off was skewed in his favor when Julia sabotaged Bonnie because she favored Rock to win. If the races were reversed and a white cook sabotaged a black cook because she wanted another white cook to win, I would still call foul.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:30 p.m. CST

    Oh, TheBloop, You Angry White Racist, You!

    by LaserPants

    Let me guess, you're fat too? Christian? Maybe even... homeschooled? No way! Say it aint so!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST

    kuryakin the village idiot, but self righteous one

    by TheBloop

    I guess you didn't see the clip of the black couple getting seated in Denny's, waiting 30 seconds, then leaving. Then the next day they say they were never seated in over 45 minutes and they want... "guess what?"....money for their suffering. When shit like this and the Duke rape case go one (still waiting for that apology Rev. Jesse) it is time to stop going on a crusade to everyone how America is out to get the black man.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:33 p.m. CST

    LaserPants, hits the favorite target of liberals

    by TheBloop

    Evil Christians! Damn them and their aid workers and charity!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST

    How did a Ice Cube TB...

    by nemesisdarkside

    descend into an argument over institutional racism and the ease of walking out of poverty?<P>Can't we all just be friends and have a little empathy for each other, while joking about Ice Cube's career? ;P

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST

    All White People Drive Lexus'

    by LaserPants

    In case you didn't realize, I was being sarcastic to prove a point. Some might have called it satire. Of arguable quality of course, but, hey, I know I'm great, who cares what the plebians say.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:35 p.m. CST

    Laserpants

    by BringingSexyBack

    When the Mexican president made his remarks, my thought was ... "black people SHOULD want those jobs". People would hire a black person over an illegal alien anyday. <p> Hurricane Katrina affected white people too. It was not limited to blacks. And whites took black refugees in on a large scale.<p> Paranoid? When there is a rash of killings of white people in public places simply because they are white, then logically speaking, white people are entitled to a healthy dose of paranoia, if out of a sense of self-preservation. That's human instinct. <p>On other points, I'm glad we're in agreement.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:37 p.m. CST

    YEs, Evil Christians!

    by LaserPants

    Damn their aid, charity, homophobia, and their systemic, ongoing child rape rituals! Child rape rituals which your donations helped cover up! Way to go! JeebusPower!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:39 p.m. CST

    Laserpants - Actually I thought you were psychic

    by BringingSexyBack

    since I did own a Lexus. But I got smart and dumped it when I realized I was spending about $1,100 a month in lease/insurance/parking when I was only driving about 5 out of every 30 days.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:40 p.m. CST

    What about the black Christians?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Stay on topic, people!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST

    Nah I didn't see that stuff The Bloop

    by kuryakin

    Nor do I care. Firstly, I'm not in America, so I'm not really bothered what you lot get up to. Secondly, to be honest I just think you're an idiot. And a racist.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST

    LaserPants

    by nemesisdarkside

    I was with you until you started painting Christians with the same broad brush that you accussed TheBloop of painting Black people.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:52 p.m. CST

    A RASH Of Racially Motivated Killings?

    by LaserPants

    I believe the number was two, right? Not saying thats not bad, clearly any murder is bad, but you act like there are epidemic levels of racially motivated killings; epidemic levels blacks killing whites. Thats just not true, and comes off as paranoid (and ridiculous). I mean, really now. Everyone has to watch their back these days, but, odds are, as a white man, you're very unlikely to be murdered at all, BUT if you are so unlucky, you're much more likely to get killed by another white man or woman, most likely a relative or a close friend, than a black man. If your black, on the other hand, you're most likely going to be killed by another black man (at epidemic levels), or a white cop (at unnacceptably high levels). That speaks to both a need for the black community to get its shit together, and the broader systemic racism to disappear. Of course, the black community is culpable, and needs to get its shit togehter, but to deny that this systemic racism doesn't exist, or that this systemic racism is one of the things that the black comunity still has to overcome, is ludicrous. Keeping in mind, of course, that there are people who take advantage, like the Denny's patrons, but, again, notice how, for the bigot, one anecdotal story means all black people are a bunch of murders screaming false charges of racism at the Dennys. That kind of kneejerk bigot perpsective and response is racist. Period.<br><br>Btw, wasn't Jeebus black, Bloop? He was "one of the good ones," though right? One of the magical ones! Yay!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST

    Are we dead yet?

    by Doggus47

    This can be the closer to the trilogy.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Surviving The Game 2: Publishers Clearing House

    by uss cygnus

    You know you want it.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    Yeah, But Religion Is A Choice, You're Born With Race

    by LaserPants

    I mean, I know I'm a bigot against the religious, and thats something that I should probably work on, but I don't see how bashing a cult membership is the same as bashing a person's very being and genetics. Tons of people convert to all kinds of ridiculous cults all the time, they're all more or less the same, and all made up. You can't, on the other hand, choose to be a different race, gender, or orienation... that is, unless you're Michael Jackson.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6 p.m. CST

    Laserpants ... I cited 4 incidents, not 2

    by BringingSexyBack

    and it's not the quantity that counts in this case. It's the sheer randomness of how those people were killed. In public, just for being white. It's the nature of those crimes that's troubling, and those are not even all the cases that occurred - just examples I cited. So yes, it is a rash of incidents.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:02 p.m. CST

    Trespass 2: Whitey Never Learns

    by BringingSexyBack

    This time Whitey ain't looking for treasure, he's looking to build condos.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:05 p.m. CST

    In kuryakin's country, iamanassistian, you're racist..

    by TheBloop

    If you don't like gangsta rap, don't like the fact people bring up false claims of racial discrimination against innocent people for money, if you drive a lexus, and are Christian. Book your vacation their now folks, I hear the stupidty is really spectacular in the fall in his home land.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Next Next Next Friday: Rancho Cucamonga's Revenge

    by BringingSexyBack

    Whitey plans to take back the cul-de-sac.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:08 p.m. CST

    LaserPants's buddies

    by TheBloop

    I guess your buddies with the Taliban folks who captured and killed those evil christian aid workers from korea, for you know, bringing food and water and supplies, that is what they get for being so EVIL

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:11 p.m. CST

    What the hell are Koreans doing in Afghanistan anyway?

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Korean brand of Christianity is more fanatical than Jesus Campers. I dated a Korean chick and attended service with her twice. So much crying and pleading for Jesus, you cannot even imagine. Nuts.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:14 p.m. CST

    Oh nose!

    by kuryakin

    Mummy I've been insulted by a racist on the internets! What should I do? Also I have been accused of disliking Lexus motor vehicles for some peculiar reason. What should I do Mummy? His misuse of "their/there" makes me cry. Oh why do the good die young??

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:15 p.m. CST

    Trespass 3: The Return of Lucky

    by BringingSexyBack

    Lucky rises from the dead to busta cap in whitey's ass.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:20 p.m. CST

    Anaconda 3: Black Snake Grown

    by BringingSexyBack

    When Cube takes off his condom, it's known as "Shedding The Skin".

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST

    Trespass 4: What The Fuck Were Those Crackers Thinking

    by BringingSexyBack

    All they had to say was they were from the Mayor's Inner-City Rehabilitation Project and they would've been A-Okay. Dumb crackas.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:24 p.m. CST

    Ender - Then I would say the other frogs have a right

    by BringingSexyBack

    to be paranoid around you. Wouldn't you agree?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:27 p.m. CST

    kuryakin, I am going to make a couple guesses..

    by classyfredblassy

    You are English, Bi, 5 foot 2 inches tall, have yellow teeth, and have autographed photo of Hugo Chavez fisting Red Ken, Mayor of Londonistiam How did I do?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    to be fair old bloopy melad,

    by Fudgemonkey

    to be fair old bloopy melad, Christians taking aid to Afghanistan is a little ironic. "here have a few billion pounds worth of bombs, then have a few million pounds of aid to patch up the mes we made" not that it wasn't already a shithole but it hasn't exactly improved recently has it?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:28 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBac, korean chicks are hot

    by classyfredblassy

    Well, the ones I see on "pornvue.com" are any how.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Fudgemonkey, I think we missed the memo

    by classyfredblassy

    That all the bombs in Afghanistan came from a Christian Army. Where is this army? I am sure the women their would just love to have the Taliban and the Russians back.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Classyfred - yeah some are supremely hot

    by BringingSexyBack

    but unfortunately not hot enough to join a crazy ass church where everyone plants their faces to the floor and cries and hollers for Jesus ... in Korean, no less. Not my cup of tea, thank you. But she was so hot, what a shame.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:37 p.m. CST

    4 Isolated Incidents? Why That Is An Epidemic Then!

    by LaserPants

    NO WHITE MAN IS SAFE! 4 incidents! One occuring recently, one several months ago, one over a year ago, and another even longer ago AND IN ANOTHER STATE! HALP!!! The Ebony Reich is picking off white people left and right! The Race War is here just as Charles Manson, Metzger, the White Aryan Resistance, the KKK, and the Christian Identity movements foretold! HALP! Save us Zombie Hitler! Save us!!! <br><br> No, but seriously, one incident a month ago, one over a year ago, and one in another state? Um, yeah... that hardly qualifies as a rash, let alone a pattern. Seriously, man, cmon. You're being ridiculous. Though I suppose a little paranoia, fear, and unintentional racism never hurt anybody too much. Seems like most of middle america falls somewhere within the fearful, paranoid, vaguely racist demographic and they appear to be doing just fine underneath the drawl and slow, slackjawed gaze at nothing in particular, or particularly interesting.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:38 p.m. CST

    Trespass 6: The Treasure In Whitey's Hood

    by BringingSexyBack

    A part-time doorman is no match for Cube and Company.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:39 p.m. CST

    I think you'll find both

    by Fudgemonkey

    I think you'll find both bush and blair prayed to god before deciding to bomb the shit out of afghanistan (The guys that made the decision are hardcore christians ergo my admitedly simplified sugestion that christians went to war more imprtantly that is how it is percieved by the nation of islam globally) p.s. the smak addicts geting fucked off afghan grade heroin in my neigbourhood certainly appreciate the overthrow of the taleban. swings and roundabouts mate!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:40 p.m. CST

    Laserpants, again you failed to read

    by BringingSexyBack

    my whole post. They were only examples, not the sum total of all incidents. And yet again, it is the nature of the crimes that are horrific. If you don't agree, then fine. But that's what I said.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Actually, The Taliban Is Already Back In Afghanistan

    by LaserPants

    We had them on the run before the Iraquagmire started, now they're back in force, and kicking our asses. Just like they did to the Russians! How ironic!<br><br>Oh, and the "Christian Army" Fudgemonkey is refering to, that "Christian Army" that funded, armed, and trained the Taliban was, you guessed it, the United States. Our tax dollars spent by Reagan, to train the terrorist Taliban (ostensibly to beat back the Russians) who would eventually come back to smack the shit out of us, one would assume, for being so fucking stupid.<br><br> Yep, its yet another Republican foreign policy disaster. So has everyone woken up to the fact that Republicans are emphatically not able to govern OR protect the country AT ALL? Not that the Democrats are all much better, but, they're a little bit better... and hey, at least they're not retarded, criminally negligent, world destroyers.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Trespass = Iraq War

    by BringingSexyBack

    Whitey goes to a dark-skinned hood in search of black gold, only to find the locals busting caps all over everyone's ass. Also, the heroin angle between Lucky and Afghanistan is frighteningly prophetic.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:57 p.m. CST

    Mr Blassy

    by kuryakin

    Sorry amigo, wrong on all counts. <p> If I had such a picture I would be selling it for cash, like the Capitalist pig I am, rather than calling strangers names on a badly-designed website. <p> As for where I'm from: "Oh, thats God's country"

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    Bush did business with the Taliban

    by BringingSexyBack

    Let's not forget that. For a primer, see Fahrenheit 9/11.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7 p.m. CST

    kuryakin - would that be Israel or Palestine?

    by BringingSexyBack

    That's God's favorite land. That and Saudi Arabia.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7 p.m. CST

    Hmm, Didn't know that the US was the

    by classyfredblassy

    the armed winged of the Vatican. I thought it was more about Democracy vs. Communism. I missed the Pope's call for a Jihad i guess. I find it ironic how liberals say the Talibam rose to power because the US abandoned Afghanistan after we helped kicked out the Russians. But they want us to abandon the Iraq people and get out of there. Holy Hypocrites Batman. It just goes to show what slimy fucks the radical islamist are. Help them out, then they come after you. How sweet. PS: never mind the fact they had 30,000 people a year graduating from Terrorist University with the Taliban's blessing. Nope, no need to worry about that one folks, it would have worked its way out, I am sure.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:01 p.m. CST

    BSB, Huh? Say What Now?

    by LaserPants

    No, dude, you said these isolated incidents were indicative of some kind of crime epidemic / trend where black people were killing white people left and right, in epidemic numbers, and that this somehow, inexplicably proves that racism against blacks no longer exists. Not only is that lousy reasoning, it doesn't even make any sense, nor bare any relation to reality.<br><br> Also, I made it quite clear that the crimes were monsterous, as any murder is whether its allegedly racially motivated or not. I just don't think that these 4 random events, spread out over a couple of years, even come close to the chronic, systemic racism that blacks faced, and continue to face in the US today. Keeping in mind that, yes, things have gotten better, and yes, the black commiunity has to get its own shit together before things move forward. But just because the black community has some work to do fixing its own problems, doesn't mean that the systemic racism doesn't exist. If anything, its another level of repression. For proof, again, walk into any urban public school and tell me what you see. Now walk into an affluent suburban school and tell me what you see. Did segregation ever really end? Not as far as I can see. It just got called something else. Real easy to pull up your bootstraps when you dad owns the store, not so much if you're begging for a job there.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:02 p.m. CST

    kuryakin, gotta be from

    by classyfredblassy

    England's waste basket....OZ of course! You fucking drunk bastards the lot of you. Loved Razorback though, killer flick.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:03 p.m. CST

    BSB

    by kuryakin

    Nothing so contentious. It was a reference to "Mr Blassie Goes to Washington" <p> Fred says it to people when they tell him where he's from

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:04 p.m. CST

    Nah

    by kuryakin

    From Scotland. Although we are a bunch of drunk bastards, it's true

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:07 p.m. CST

    urban public school

    by classyfredblassy

    Dude, what you see is no little or no involvement from the fathers, kids who are beat up and made fun of for study (its too white), and teachers who are afraid to death of their students and who get called racists for giving bad grades when they are deserved. You know, that is the true mark of racist, a white girl who will teach a class in the 'hood for 24k a year while the students harass her and threaten her. Yep, that is why she does what she does.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:07 p.m. CST

    I mean

    by kuryakin

    When they tell him where they're from <p> Fuck it guys, I'm drunk and bored of this race war. Can't we just blame the French and move on? I'm going to bed

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:08 p.m. CST

    Scotland!

    by classyfredblassy

    Love the flaming Islamist terrorists who crash cars into airports there.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:10 p.m. CST

    Old news

    by Aqua-Mega-Cock-Man

    Sorry Quint, but SHH covered this several days ago. NEXT!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST

    No, Taliban Rose To Power 'Cause the US PAID THEM TO

    by LaserPants

    Not entirely the same as leaving the Iraquagmire, since we just stomped in there for no reason whatsoever. That is, other than stealing oil and setting up Haliburton's overseas office at the Terrorist University of Civil War Iraq (started with a generous grant from the Chickenhawk Junta of President Cheney and his boy blunder, Dubya). Twernt no insrugents or terrorists there till we showed up and let 'em in. And thats another "DUH" in the long history of US Foreign Policy Disasters perptrated by Republicans.<br><br> Btw, the "Christian Army" thing was, of course, sarcasm. There hasn't been an official Christian Army since, what, the Crusades? The Inquisition? Or was that the Third Reich? I get my relgiously motivated genocides confused sometimes.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Trespass 7: Where No Cracka Has Gone Before

    by BringingSexyBack

    Time to pop some Enzyte and get at some ghetto booty.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    Trespass 8: Mo Whiteys Mo Problems

    by BringingSexyBack

    The Po Po come down hard when whiteys gone missing in tha hood.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Later Laser

    by BringingSexyBack

    Talk at cha.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    What You Also See In Urban Public Schools

    by LaserPants

    is poor funding and systemic neglect that reinforces these bad behaviors at least as much as bad parenting does. Ludicrous, repressive, and pointless anti-education agendas like NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND whose goal seems to be to end public education altogether. The kind of poor funding and systemic negelct which reinforces the bad behavior one picks up living in poverty and makes it worse. <br><br>Trust me, I'm a teacher in an urban school and have had to deal with all manner of insanity and racism directed at me for being white. Nevertheless, even in times of anger and fear, I also have somehow managed to retain my empathy because I realize the kind of shit that goes on in their lives. I don't, and never saw it as an excuse for bad behavior, but I understand it. Most importantly, I've been able to reach some kids and help them out even though some of them live in dire circumstances.<br><br> Isn't it weird how, 9 times out 10, its the progressives and atheists who actually act like Christians are supposed to act, while supposedly Christians act like anything but racist bootlickers of the elite who assrape them on a constant basis. Irony! Wow!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Hey, you said "assrape"

    by BringingSexyBack

    Woot woot!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:26 p.m. CST

    Later BSB

    by LaserPants

    Btw, I hope you saw this as just a debate. Not trying to start a flame-war or anything. I respect your pespective, we just don't agree on some points. Anyways, later, yo...

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:27 p.m. CST

    Later Laser (again), ya this was no flame war at all

    by BringingSexyBack

    just some healthy debating and sharing of opinions. Woot woot!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Taliban Rose To Power 'Cause the US PAID THEM TO

    by classyfredblassy

    You mean, radical Islam groups only rise up and start bloodshed when the US funds them? Quick, better get on the phone with the Sudan and Somalia, and tell nothing is going on there, and to stop bitching. By the way, you think all genocides are religious in motive? Better talk to Stalin and Pol Pot about that. OOOPs they are dead, never mind

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 8:23 p.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Neo Zeed

    Rock had his own problems when that hack cook on his team almost screwed up his service. Also, reality TV likes to edit in favor of the person you think is gonna win...only to surprise you with the person who's the actual winner. It's all part of the show.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 9:36 p.m. CST

    poor funding?

    by TheBloop

    The US spends more per child for education than any country. It isn't the money, it is who gets and how they waste it..cough...teachers union....cough.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:42 p.m. CST

    Trespass 9: White Men Can't Jump

    by BringingSexyBack

    because jumping is stupid.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:44 p.m. CST

    Trespass 10: What Happened To William Sadler?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Did they leave him in tha hood?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:50 p.m. CST

    Trespass was written, produced and directed

    by BringingSexyBack

    by crackaz. Dat's why it's da shiznits.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST

    Poor funding, poor schmunding

    by BringingSexyBack

    I wouldn't blame the teacher's union, as unions are indispensible in our society. But I would say that even if a particular school is underfunded, that should not stop a child from going to the library and spending long hours learning there too. No excuses. If that's what it takes to overcome difficult circumstances, then that's what you gotta do. Woot woot!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 11:18 p.m. CST

    Neo Zeed

    by BringingSexyBack

    Josh did keep burning the scallops but Ramsey took Rock aside and gave him advice and instruction on how to turn the situation around. He gave no such help to Bonnie, who was being hamstrung by Melissa's mistakes and Julia's deliberate sabotage. The same Julia, by the way, who Ramsey offered to send to culinary school. Hell's Kitchen is nothing but affirmative action taken to the extreme. Whiteys got no chance on that show.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 12:06 a.m. CST

    Whoa

    by Jaka

    How is Ice Cude a buttfaced idiot? Next talkback ->

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 1:25 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack

    by Neo Zeed

    Bonnie chose her team. She could've picked some of the boys on her team, but she didn't. She knew that Melissa sucked, yet she picked her anyway. Julia was a problem, and everyone could see she was bitter. However, Bonnie picked her anyway. Rock noticed Julia's issues right away, and knew she was no good for that service. He's a smart dude. As for Ramsey's advice, what was he going to do for Bonnie? With two people screwing up, was Jen supposed to pick up the slack? Bonnie just needed to get people in line, which she couldn't. As for the culinary school thing. At the time Julia made it just behind Jen, Bonnie, and Rock. Jen and Bonnie already went to culinary school. Rock was an executive chef beforehand. It was impressive that without formal training, Julia made it to the final four. She was only eliminated because Ramsey didn't feel that he could give a restaurant to someone without formal culinary training. It's not like she was a screw up, so he sent her to school. And finally, "Whiteys got no chance on that show." Huh? Eight out of twelve contestants this season were white. The previous two winners were white.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 4:11 a.m. CST

    sigh, I much prefer American Hells Kitchen

    by Lost Prophet

    to the UK one. <p>It's getting hard to maintain a position of misanthropy without getting called a racist. <p>Kurykin- let's not blame the French- IT WAS THE WELSH GODDAMNIT

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 5:53 a.m. CST

    BringingSexyBack, you're right

    by TheBloop

    about funding not being excuse. It like some of the blowhards who claim Burger King and the like are "Preying" on the inner city women and "making" them fat. Actually heard that on NPR. Like a double whopper costs less than an apple? Come' on folks.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:21 a.m. CST

    Unions Are The Problem?!

    by LaserPants

    Of course they are! For the elite who run the country and control the purse strings. For the working classes, unions are indespensible. Of course, Bloop, being an affluent christian republican white male who I can only assume lives in an upper class suburb, is threatened by the very notion that the working classes should have things like a decent living wage and health benefits. Story as old as time.<br><br> Oh, and btw, I wonder what your Jeebus would think about your worldview Bloop. Didn't he encourage us to help the poor? Again, ironic how, 99% of the time, its the progressives and atheists who actually follow Christs teachings, while the so-called "Christians" are selfish, vindictive, violent, hateful, racist, bioted, and ignorant. Note to neocon christians -- following the word of your god is alot more than chanting the braind name over and over again. In order to have moral superiority, you actually have to be morally superior. Your chants of Jeebus sound more like "sieg heil" to more or less everyone else in the entire world. Not Jeebus's fault, mind, he was just fine, its YOUR fault. And you better be glad the hell you believe in doesn't exist, otherwise, you'd be the first in line for the eternal frying pan.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:31 a.m. CST

    More FastFood Resturants In the 'Hood,Than Fruit Stands

    by LaserPants

    Ergo the statement that fast food companies specifically target low income neighborhoods with cheap, sugar heavy, nutrient low, obesity causing "food." In addition to a surfeit of fast food emporiums, theres also more alchohol ads, tobacco ads, and distributers of said product in low income neighborhoods. Specifically placed in order to maximize profit from a troubled population. Of course, you're right though, you could always choose to eat an apple instead, but if eating junk is constantly reinforced, made cheap and easy to get, and is laden with various chemicals to make you want to eat more of the trash, then guess what, most people, usually poor and uneducated, are going to go for it. Ergo, having a captive consumer base, the fast food compaines are preying on the poor and uneducated with their low-cost, tasty poisons. Again, Bloop, before you start spitting your second or third morning meal on the screen -- what would your Jeebus think?

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:34 a.m. CST

    Laserpants, I don't think theBloop is as extreme right

    by BringingSexyBack

    as you think he is. He listens to NPR, after all. I love NPR too. I've even named my penis "Soterios Johnson".

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:36 a.m. CST

    I hate unions

    by Lost Prophet

    Especially the NRMT. Fuckers keep ruining my day.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:37 a.m. CST

    Forget the Double Whopper. What about the QUAD STACKER?

    by BringingSexyBack

    Four flame-broiled juicy king-sized all-beef patties topped with four slices of crispy bacon and melted American cheese.<p> Burger King: We Do Ghetto Bootys Right

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:43 a.m. CST

    there's no excuse for being a fat cunt

    by Lost Prophet

    none at all. Exercise is free. <p>Put down the burger, do some exercise, lose the fucking weight.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:46 a.m. CST

    Laserpants - seriously, you can't blame Burger King

    by BringingSexyBack

    for opening restaurants in the ghetto. First of all, they are independently-owned franchises. In fact, I would bet most of the ghetto-based BKs are owned by minorities. EVERYONE markets their product, whether it be a DELICIOUS JUICY QUAD STACKER or organic produce. They're not hypnotizing the ghetto into eating junk. There are fat white people who eat Burger King too. Maybe whiteys are too timid to stand up to the Man, but that's another story. Anyway, it's smart business to market things like Big Macs, Whoppers, Colt 45, etc. to the ghetto because business people are out to make money, and sadly, the customer base is strong there. The only thing I oppose is cigarettes. They have been proven to be addictive and deadly, so that's another issue. Bad food is not addictive. A ghetto mother/father can easily feed their family good food from a supermarket instead of Burger King. It's called choice. Bottom line is Burger King and McDonald's owners are business people who will open a place in the ghetto, the suburbs, China, Tokyo, Canada, even Scotland - if it makes a buck. It's not a conspiracy against black people.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:54 a.m. CST

    Neo Zeed

    by BringingSexyBack

    Bonnie chose Julia because she had no choice (last to be chosen) and could not have known her bitterness would continue through service. Not having gone to culinary school should not be an excuse for her utter unprofessionalism. She doesn't DESERVE a free ride to school with that attitude, she didn't earn it. It was a handout that she will waste anyway because someone else, more deserving with a better attitude, could have used that opportunity. And Ramsay was shown to have given Rock private coaching during service, and none was given to Bonnie. We can't even assume it was done off-camera, we have to go by what we saw. Personally, I would have thrown Julia out of the kitchen and done the work myself. And Josh was a fuck-up, but he didn't deliberately try to screw Rock because he wanted a white girl to win. Yet he came off as the bad guy while Julia walked away squeeky clean. WHUDAFXUP?

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 6:56 a.m. CST

    Also, in the last Top Chef

    by BringingSexyBack

    Tre, a black chef, won the competition with a fried bacon-wrapped shrimp (high in fat and cholesterol) served to white people. Does that mean he's part of a conspiracy to target white people with bad food?

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:02 a.m. CST

    Although The US Is Ranked 2nd In Education Spending

    by LaserPants

    the vast majority of that important funding is going, you guessed it, to the elite upper-middle class suburban public schools; students who don't need it because they're already affluent and already have access to the best of the best. Meanwhile, in the hood, poor kids who have no resources have to use 10 year old text books, and sit in vermin infested buildings which may or may not have things like windows, or heat in the winter. Ergo, the problem. The fact that segregation never ended, and that the deck is stacked, and seemingly stacked intentionally by a racist and classist system built to serve the rich at the expense of the poor and needy. Again: WWJD? Why he'd probably openly revolt against the conservative power structure and be killed for it. Just like in the story!

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:10 a.m. CST

    Profiting From Pain Is Never Right, BSB

    by LaserPants

    At least thats what I think. Oh, and I don't think its all directed at blacks, its directed at the poor. The unfortunate fact being that there are an inordinate number of blacks (and other minorites) who live in poverty. I think thats an indicator of a racist system. Again, keeping in mind that I agree with alot of what you say, I just think that racism and racist agendas still exist. For proof of it, see the No Child Left Behind act, which may as well be re-titled, Fat Rich White Guys No Longer Want To Pay For The Public Education Of The Poor, Especially If They're Minorities, And Doubly Especially If They're Black Act.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:26 a.m. CST

    WWJD?

    by Lost Prophet

    eat a burger, have a smoke, and possibly a wank. Whilst watching Big Brother, with Avril Lavigne playing in the background, and a solitary tear trickling down his cheek.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 9:21 a.m. CST

    Trespass 11: Back To The Ghetto

    by BringingSexyBack

    Whitey's craving a Whopper and fries.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 9:27 a.m. CST

    I agree that profiting from pain is wrong

    by BringingSexyBack

    and that's why I would love to see cigarettes outlawed. But serving fast food is not a crime. Although as a consumer base (White, Black, Asian, Polynesian, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, etc.) we should educate each other and reject the trans fats and demand more nutritional foods. It has already happened with KFC. <p>I do agree that the No Child Left Behind Act is a scam by the Administration to shift public school funding towards private and religious schools. It's a travesty, not unlike every other Bush policy. It's something we need to rectify, as a nation. But still, it serves as no excuse for any parent, child or teacher to give up.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 9:29 a.m. CST

    WWJD

    by BringingSexyBack

    Jesus would spread the word through his website - yeshua.com

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 9:31 a.m. CST

    Also, why aren't the black moguls

    by BringingSexyBack

    like Cube, Simmons, Dre, etc. donating money and giving endowments to schools? Instead of spending it on bling and bitches? They are setting the worse examples imaginable. The subculture is terribly flawed. At this point, even terminably flawed. When Bill Cosby and Will Smith are looked upon as traitors and Uncle Toms, there's little hope to be found.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 9:32 a.m. CST

    I meant "terminally"

    by BringingSexyBack

    What can I say, my parents couldn't afford private school.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 11:36 a.m. CST

    Ice Cube should plan this one carefully

    by geodesigns

    I object to any comments about Ice Cube based solely on race. That being said, Ice (or as a prominent newspaper once addressed him as “Mr.Cube” as they address all individuals using what they believe is their last name) should be judged solely on the merits of his acting ability and how appropriate he was for a role. Was he good actor- yes or no? Was he appropriate for the role- yes or no? Any judgments on Ice Cube or anyone for that matter based solely on his color is a racist remark. With that preamble over, I’ll just say that Ice Cube is a rapper with a very good first album, a decent actor who at times chooses or is afforded roles like XXX2 that by just watching this movie, Mr. Cube did not act well as a mass appeal action hero, and he wasn’t appropriate for the role. Just think of a list of actors that are widely regarded as action hero types. I just don’t think Ice is action hero material, but he’s a decent actor for supporting roles. If the studios picked him based on diversity, I believe Denzel, Or Sam L. Jackson (who played the mentor in the movie) make stronger leading types, but the role also asked for a young hero, and those distinguished actors are in their 40’s, so it was a tough choice for the studios, since Vin did not want to do Part II- he wanted more money. Ice Cube, if you want to do a comic book movie, listen to the fans first, cast yourself in an appropriate role for you, don’t just make yourself the action hero. Some comic book adaptations are loosely based on the book, and it works fine. Other comic book movies make too many changes and the fans hate it, and the audiences hat it. It’ll make a good $5.00 DVD in the Wall Mart bargain bin. I assume you don’t want that, so whatever you do, do it right. The comic “10” is not as famous as, say Batman or Superman, where it’s so important to be true to the source material, and Sin City and 300 are literal translations of the comic, because the source material was so good, it would have been a travesty not to strongly reference the comics. Spider-Man 2 did not literally adhere to an exact published comic book story, yet captured the essence of popular Spidey storylines. Blade (great casting with Wesley) was done very well. Just do it right, Ice, don’t mess it up, because the Wall Mart bargain bin will be waiting if you do mess up. Earn our respect and adapt this comic book the right way, think it through, and give us a great adaptation, not just "Another Ice Cube Vehicle". Earn our respect, Ice- I'm hopefull you will will plan this one carefully.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 12:23 p.m. CST

    I liked Cube better when he was the black guy in that

    by BringingSexyBack

    one movie. That was a great movie.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 12:37 p.m. CST

    Top Chef on tonight

    by BringingSexyBack

    Let's see if Tre gets the Rock soft-gloves treatment.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 12:37 p.m. CST

    I meant kid gloves

    by BringingSexyBack

    Damned underfunded public school edumacation.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:22 p.m. CST

    How in the fuck do they know where to go, and why do it

    by ThePilgrim

    Seriously you get an email that says you got 9 people too kill before one of them kills you. Have a nice day. But how then do you or the other 9 know where to go. Is your full name SS, Adress License plate number and DOB included on the list? Plot fucking killed right there buddy, plot fucking killed.. Also what motivates the other nine to take part. Did some guy who go the letter really have nothing going on for them. So they said sure what the hell fuck it. It's a slow Friday, and I tired of jerking it to anime tentacle porn.

  • Aug. 16, 2007, 1:01 a.m. CST

    To the people saying Surviving the Game 2, etc etc

    by Aphex Twin

    You got the wrong brutha. It was Ice T not Ice Cube. Shi' y'all got the wrong negro, negro!

  • Aug. 16, 2007, 5:42 a.m. CST

    "I like my meat Well Done, Bitch!!!"

    by pokadoo

    *throws baddie into burning building* Ice T ruled in Surviving the Game!

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