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EAGLE EYE gets another hottie!!!

Published at: Aug. 14, 2007, 1:15 a.m. CST by quint

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. Just a few days ago we ran a story on the casting of Michelle Monaghan in DJ Caruso's DISTURBIA follow-up EAGLE EYE, starring Shia LaBeouf. Now we have new news... well, not really new news. Kevin Smith kinda broke this a few days ago on his MySpace page... linking to an MTV.com interview... So, it's just us that are slow. Sorry... Apparently, Rosario Dawson was originally going to star in Smith's ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO, the part even written for her, but when Smith changed up his shooting schedule (he swapped his horror movie RED STATE to roll second, instead of first) Dawson had to drop out, having already committed to EAGLE EYE. In the flick LaBeouf and Monaghan are framed as terrorists and somehow end up joining a cell with plans for political assassination. Dawson will play a government agent tracking them. To make up for our tardiness on Ms. Dawson's movements, I'll break a bit of casting news on ZACK AND MIRI in one or two stories... look for it!


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  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:18 a.m. CST

    First

    by Literarywanderer

    And Rosario is truly a hotty.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:23 a.m. CST

    oooo tell me whos gonna take her place in porno!

    by wcoop893

    you bastard with that cliffhanger. i dont even know who to hope for anymore after rosario cant do it. i hope its good....

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:27 a.m. CST

    Shia LePoof framed as a terrorist? BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    by J-Dizzle

    What idiot would believe that pussy could even hurt a fly let alone a human being?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:34 a.m. CST

    J-Dizzle

    by Literarywanderer

    It's Hollywood. You're supposed to suspend disbelief. You know, like saying this was the best summer of movies ever!!! Damn you, Spielberg, for helping Shia rise from mediocrity. DAMN YOU!!!!

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:29 a.m. CST

    Do People Really Get Framed As Terrorists?

    by skoobyx

    It happens in every other movie. You'd assume it was as common as identity theft if you didn't know any better.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:31 a.m. CST

    And Does Your Luggage Get Switched With A Spy's Much?

    by skoobyx

    What are the odds you both have the same suitcase? Amazing really.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:11 a.m. CST

    there are a group of people in the UK today

    by emeraldboy

    who are trying to stop the BAA(british airport authority's) expansion of a runway in heathrow. one of the group is called Plane stupid. Anyhow this is the third time that the Westmidlands police have used anti-terror powers to stop protestors from protesting. So it is happening in the UK

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:35 a.m. CST

    I feel bad for the other Even Stevens Steven

    by Big Bad Clone

    but I'm sure Kim Possible pays the bills.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:15 a.m. CST

    I told ya so in the Monaghan talkback...

    by godoffireinhell

    Not only are you guys slow as fuck, you also don't read your own talkbacks. OK, guess I can't blame you too much for the second part.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 6:19 a.m. CST

    Do People Really Get Framed As Terrorists? Hmm

    by TheBloop

    According to all the muslim dudes who get busted with explosives and flight schedules and such, they are all framed by the Jews and the CIA. That's right, people have to make up stuff, because you know, radical Islam never does that time of stuff. Before you left wing moonbats get your panties in a wad, I said "radical"

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 8:46 a.m. CST

    Aint-It-So-Last-Weeks-News.

    by Redfive!

    .Com

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:28 a.m. CST

    terrorism?

    by redshirt

    Of course the white guy is suspect. When will Hollywood actually make a movie that portrays the real terrorists as muslim jihadis? Oh, that's right, they don't want to get killed for insulting the religion of peace. Very brave hollywood.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST

    mother fucker

    by ag 721

    you fucker quint cmon man give some credit where due. Im sure that Im not the only one that sent this in but give someone some credit. Either me or whoever you got this from should get a fucking pat on the back for trying to contribute,like "thanks to all the people for the heads up" easy. Ive sent in a bunch of stuff but when one finnaly pops up it would have been nice to know that there is some respect for trying help out.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 1:22 p.m. CST

    what did I miss? who's the OTHER hottie?

    by bentmywookie

    Rosario and Shia? They need to get the other Even Stevens Steven! After the braces came off she was pretty hot. What...? Yeah... so, I watch the Disney Channel occasionally.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 2:14 p.m. CST

    Rosario Dawson a hottie?!?!?!?!

    by Wogga Wogga

    Maybe in the Land of the Blind where nobody have eyes. If she's hot, then Whoopi is hot too. Jeez, you've had too much crack I think.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    The casting director should be framed as a terrorist.

    by Premiere Warlord Bush

    When will people get it through their minds that 'government agents' are not in the least bit believable when played by women who could be pornstars. Joan Allen as Pam Landy totally worked for the Bourne movies becuase she actually looks like a woman I might meet in real life. How many times have you been watching C-SPAN and thought "Wow! Nice tits!" Never. It'll never happen.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 4:41 p.m. CST

    WTF is this crap?

    by Dizagaox

    Framed terrorists? That's one thing. But the framed terrorists actually becoming terrorists? LOL, my arse.

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 5:17 p.m. CST

    Gee, they don't look like terrorists

    by CherryValance

    Are they going to give them fake beards or somethin'?

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST

    LeBoof, LeBoof, LeBoof, DasBoot, BeefSteak, LePoof

    by MrMysteryGuest

    and Meatbiscuit is heaving over the toilet. ;P

  • Aug. 14, 2007, 10:33 p.m. CST

    "To stop them, they must become them..."

    by MrMysteryGuest

    They should've called this film Face-Off 2!

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 1:14 a.m. CST

    Yeah Maybe They Go Undercover After Being Framed

    by skoobyx

    In classic cinematic fashion. Maybe they could also get sent to prison to help their friends with a jailbreak. Works for the A Team.

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    LeBeauf beats Osama Bin Laden's ass at movie's end!

    by MrMysteryGuest

    He becomes America's Greatest Hero! :P

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 7:23 p.m. CST

    Oh, wait! I spelled SABRINA LeBeauf's last name!

    by MrMysteryGuest

    So the former Cosby kid's the Greatest American Hero! And she did it with Elvin's help! :)

  • Aug. 15, 2007, 10:04 p.m. CST

    I wonder if Sean Penn will stick up for Shia LaBeauf...

    by Cotton McKnight

    at the oscars when someone makes the inevitable joke next year that he was in every movie.

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