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Capone's Review-O-Rama: DADDY DAY CAMP, THE TREATMENT, DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT, NO END IN SIGHT, STARDUST, And RUSH HOUR 3!!
Hey everyone. Capone in Chicago here.
Thanks to a certain three-day, Chicago-based music festival taking up my entire weekend last Friday-Sunday and a particularly busy week, the time I would usually spend on writing my reviews this week was severely depleted. As a result, I'm going to attempt something I haven't done for years: a round-up of the week's releases. So my goal was to devote no more than two paragraphs to each of these six movies. Now, granted some of these paragraphs are damn long, but you get the point. If I stray beyond two 'graphs, it's only because I love the movie so much I can't help myself. We'll see how it goes.
Enjoy.
STARDUST
Being completely unaware of Neil Gaiman's source novel, I went into Stardust a little skeptical that any filmmaker (even the great Matthew Vaughn, director of LAYER CAKE) could fill my curmudgeonly soul with wonder and amazement in this fantasy world of witches, talking stars, princes, unicorn, flying pirates and magic. Maybe I'm not all that old, because Stardust is a charmer even as it constantly reminds you that this film is coming from a slightly darker and more subversive place than the film it is destined to be compared to, THE PRINCESS BRIDE. And while these comparisons aren't exactly fair, STARDUST is the closest to that landmark work I've seen since. Stardust doesn't shy away from death (however comical in nature) or the threat of death. Charlie Cox does an admirable job establishing himself as Tristan, the reluctant hero, while Clare Danes (who has never looked more lovely) plays a fallen star that must somehow return to the heavens after being knocked down by a dying king (Peter O'Toole). The king's sons (including Rupert Everett, Jason Flemyng and my favorite actor in the whole production, Mark Strong) are all trying to kill each other to win the crown, while three witches (led by Michelle Pfeiffer) seek the star to cut out her heart and grant them eternal life.
Without giving too much away, the only problem I had with STARDUST was the Robert De Niro pirate captain character. I wasn't offended by his portrayal of the rugged man with a secret; I just didn't think it was a very inspired performance. On the other hand, Ricky Gervais makes an appearance here as a slick tradesman, and he made me laugh every time he was on screen. The film takes a while to show us where its various stories are going, which is surprising since the entire first act seems very rushed. But once we start to see how the storylines will come together, the movie gets progressively better, funnier and more thrilling. This will be one of the few times I ever use this word, but I found STARDUST utterly enchanting. It has a great story that I believe older kids and adults will get more out of than younger children, and that's quite alright; I felt the exact same way about RATATOUILLE. STARDUST is magnificently original even when it clings to fairy tale traditions, and I hope you're fortunate enough to see it with an audience that allows itself to get into the fun the film is having with the convention.
RUSH HOUR 3
If you've ever seen one of the other RUSH HOUR movies, close your eyes for a minute and try to imagine (perhaps "predict" is a better word) what RUSH HOUR 3 would be like. Would there be lots of Chris Tucker screaming? Would there be boatloads of racial and cultural stereotypes? Would returning director Brett Ratner have the most beautiful women you can imagine in nearly every scene? Would Jackie Chan rely more than ever on stunt doubles to achieve some pretty great fight sequences? Would the villains be dumb and obvious and easy to pick out five minutes into the film? Now, open your eyes, go see RUSH HOUR 3, and be utterly amazed and how dead on your predictive powers are. You should have a little neon crystal ball outside your newly formed psychic business. It's not that this film is without redeeming qualities; I don't have anything against Ratner the way some people do. I just wish he'd try a little harder to give us something new and, more importantly, something smarter and funnier. Tucker has his moments, don't get me wrong, but when his funniest scenes are saved for the end-credits blooper reel, you can guess there are serious script issues. And Jackie Chan just looks tired, like he's had enough of these films but he knows this is the only film Americans will come see him in now, which is sad.
The story here doesn't really matter, but most of the film is set in Paris, which is only important to set up a pretty great extended fight sequence on the Eiffel Tower. Just the sight of Max Von Sydow in this movie made me cringe, while Roman Polanski's cameo as a vicious French police detective is nothing short of baffling and way short of funny. The film's running gag about an anti-America French cab driver who ends up wanting to be American and "kill people for no reason" is lame. RUSH HOUR 3 is exactly what you think it will be, nothing less and certainly nothing more.
NO END IN SIGHT
Don't think that just because it's a new year, that the world has seen an end to documentaries about the Iraq War or the troubled environment. In a couple weeks, a film called THE 11TH HOUR comes out, and it makes AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH look like "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood." And slowly making its way across the United States this month is NO END IN SIGHT, an absolutely devastating and damning look at the events leading up to the Iraq War and how the subsequent actions in that region have been a succession of missteps and catastrophic disasters. Forgoing "experts" and members of the media that covered the war, this film gets its largely straight-forward information from the men and women who were actually there when it happened. In some cases, these people were the ones making the decisions (the film is quick to point out which mismanagers of the war refused to be interviewed). Sound recommendations were ignored in favor of policy-driven agendas devised by people who had never served in the military nor had any role in the rebuilding of a nation after essentially being flattened by an aggressor.
More important than simply a means of pointing fingers, NO END IN SIGHT tracks the step-by-step events and foolish decision on the part of the U.S. that led to the current insurgency. Only an idiot could not have seen it coming, especially when many of the people in this film wrote reports detailing exactly how it would happen. NO END IN SIGHT is some of the finest investigative journalism I've seen on the big screen. And for anyone who thinks this is simply another partisan slamming of the Bush administration, the film does get there eventually but only after spending a great deal of time making its case. There is no name calling, no Michael Moore running up to Donald Rumsfeld for a quickie interview. The film won the Special Documentary Jury Prize at this year's Sundance Film Festival for good reason. This is one of those great true stories that will enrage you and make you understand with a great deal more clarity what is going on in our world today. And when THE 11TH HOUR comes out, you'll have even more to wring your hands about.
DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT
The film that stayed with me the longest and deepest from last year's Chicago International Film Festival was called DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT. It's about a woman whose nationality and religious beliefs are kept deliberately vague. All we know about her is that she comes to a hotel room, is grilled and prepped my masked men for hours, and is sent on her mission with a bomb in her backpack. The film has no real story, just a series of events that lead this seemingly unremarkable young woman to becoming a suicide bomber, something of a walking Ground Zero in a major U.S. city. We learn nothing about her path to this point, nothing about her past or her motivation. We only get the hours leading up to this fateful event. Still, the tension this film generates is almost unbearable. This is a movie that exists to put the fear of whatever god you believe in into you, but it does so in the most unconventional ways.
When I first saw this stunning work, I was rendered absolutely speechless for hours. I had questions that needed answers, but I realized that the reason the film works so well is that we have no answers. The film works as a scare film because these questions are never answered. This is not the kind of film that will show up in a multiplex. You're going to have to seek this out to see it in a theater, and in all likelihood you won't even have the chance to see it until it arrives on DVD. But if you have some sort of list you keep of films you'll catch on DVD, put DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT on the top of that list. I watched the film again recently, and it still got under my skin. I don't want to say more than I have, because the excitement of watching this movie is the unveiling.
THE TREATMENT
This one took me by surprise. I'd expected an average romantic comedy set among the well-educated scholarly types in New York City. What THE TREATMENT is, in fact, is a smart and, yes, often funny look at how people deal with loss. Sometimes they turn to others and establish new and closer relationships, and sometimes they hermit and push those who were once close to them away. It's a quirky but honest look at both of these approaches to grief, and the film is a remarkable at how it balances its humor with its sometimes painful serious side. Chris Eigeman plays Jake, a teacher who was traumatized by the death of his mother years earlier, and is in the grip of one of the meanest therapists I've even seen (played by the hilariously brutal Ian Holm).
Jake meets the recently widowed Allegra (Famke Janssen), and the pair uses their mutual pain as something of a bonding agent. It's not the healthiest relationship ever committed to film, but it is one of the more interesting. I've seen Janssen play this type of easy-going role before, but never quite this convincingly. Even with all her hang-ups and outright troubles, Allegra is extremely easy to like (and, you know, hot). But these are New Yorkers, so naturally problems arise, some of which have nothing to do with how well this nice couple get along. I was primarily impressed with THE TREATMENT because it kept me guessing about where it would take me next. Jake's life does not take the turns I'd anticipated, in and out of the relationship. A forced encounter with his estranged father is a good example of just how unpredictable the film is. Maybe I was more impressed with the acting than the plot, but I'm pretty certain I liked both equally. The film isn't radically different than a lot of romantic comedies about neurotic people, but it's just off center enough to keep you in its grip and make you wonder where these folks will land.
DADDY DAY CAMP
This is simple. DADDY DAY CAMP is a pile of shit, and you can tell this right away because Cuba Gooding Jr. is in it. And since his career actually resides in the shitter, it's a safe bet that his films are indeed shit.
Have a nice day.
Capone
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no matter what IMDB says. Maybe it's just his career.
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FIRST! only kidding.
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I knew I wasn't. Looks like Rush Hour 3 sucks...which is a shame, because I was previously up for seeing it- but if it can't even match RH2, then it's really not worth bothering.
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Made me laugh out loud at work
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I sure hope Cuba is paying that guy in game tokens or something.
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Saw this in Philly at the Philly Film Fest and was blown away. Didn' know it was hitting screens this week, though I'm sure that it's fairly limited of a release. What was especially powerful was the fact the Times Square stuff, having walked through those intersections and sidewalks just a few days earlier.
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No, no... forget that one. Let's not get his brother on the same downward spiral. But he could at least put a foot in the patoot of his elder sibling to stop accepting these two-bit roles. It only gets worse from here...
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God bless the Bethesda Row & Landmark E-Street theaters here in DC...home of the Documentary. "No End" has been here for a few weeks and is so totally damning of the administration in a non-partisan way...I'm astonished that heads have not been severed from their torsos right around the corner from the theaters. And for a good "camp" movie, seek out a VHS copy of "Little Darlings".
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Stardust?
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How could such a good actor go wrong? He was amazing in so many movies, Radio was a great performance. It's a shame but I guess even Cuba got to eat
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More like Cuba BADing Jr. (rimshot.notlong.com)
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How was it Cap? I almost came up from Nebraska for it...but the line up just didn't draw me. Your thoughts?
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Its late and all I wanted was a "thats a shit movie, that is" review. classic.
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Just saw it and really enjoyed it. Thought it did drag in a few spots but overall was very enjoyable.
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Reviews that are straight to the point. I am tired of this "I stopped to smell the flowers" bullshit. You sir are a hero among men.
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Haha, Capone just put the Automatic Crap tag on DADDY DAY CAMP.
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Check out the Automatic Crap Tag thread in the Evil Fucking Bastard Room.
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... has an embargo on Cuba.
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watch daddy day camp.. heh.
As for stardust, damn michelle looks good. She makes me wish I was older and more cunning. -
I HATED Day Night x2! It was awful! I know, it was minimalist, and it was supposed to make you think, but I just thought it was soooo long and boring. Look, she's washing her feet. Now she's trimming her toenails, there's one, now two, three, four, and yes, she's trimmed all five. Now let's go to the other foot. One, two three, four, five again! This is great cinema! Now let's watch her shave her left armpit - not bad, keep going - great! Now wash your socks and underwear in the sink, good job, keep going, another 5 minutes of that. I kid you not, that is the movie! Now SPOILER I will ruin the film for anyone that wants to know SPOILER .... she straps on a backpack full of explosives and nails and takes a stroll through Times Square - only she can't get up the nerve, so she orders food from vendors again and again, she chickens out and pisses her pants, and we watch in detail as she cleans it up - for about 5 minutes, again. I was rooting for her to blow herself up, it was soooo boring! Then, as she walks through Times Square with people STARING AT THE CAMERA AS SHE GOES, her bomb doesn't work. And we're left hanging. No ending. She's left alone without money in NYC with a dud bomb on her back. This could have been a great movie at about, oh 20 minutes in length, not 90. I saw it at a film festival, and the crowd was silent the entire film - no reaction. But as we left the only comments I heard were negative. One good thing - I was able to catch a quick nap during this film.
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Saw it today as well. Entertaining, charming, funny, witty, dark, - in short a darn good movie well worth your time. Everyone looked like they were having a great time and DeNiro played a great version of the Dread Pirate Roberts. I mean, if you liked the Princess Bride you'll like this one as well. I'm surprised that there hasn't been a bigger buzz for this one, it's certainly a worthy movie.
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Hopefully the next Gaiman film will have a bigger budget. Those tiny elephants were so painfully obvious CGI. The crowd loved the movie though. Honestly one of the best films of the summer, but that really isn't too hard to say now is it?
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did anyone read the reviews on Yahoo? The critics nearly butchered this movie... but from what I can tell audiences loved it. But after Pirates 3, Shrek 3, Spiderman 3, Rush Hour 3, Daddy Day Crap...
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...they could have combined Daddy Day Camp and Rush Hour 3?
Maybe make Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan the camp counselors for kids while tracking a dangerous drug trafficker (played by Cuba Gooding Jr, of course) in the woods of Vancouver.
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There are ways of making an "art" film or an "issue" film more captivating. I think Day Night Day Night's premise was interesting, and the film could have been a very good short - maybe 20-30 minutes. But you have to admit they dragggggged it out. Or is that drug it out? Please tell me the people on the street staring at the camera as she walked by wasn't annoying as heck!! Come on, that takes the viewer right out of the film. Because the film was so cheap, I predicted the ending from 30 minutes out. How else could they end it? I give the film points for effort and the underlying idea, but it was terrible on the execution. Saying there's "more accessible 'less boring' stuff on the multiplexes for your enjoyment" is elitist. Crap is crap, no matter how you dress it up.
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We liked it.
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Finally a review which sounds like it was actually written after the movie was seen. The only comment I would have is that Clare Danes seems to be sleepwalking through her role and DeNiros portrayal is actually better than the reviewer has given him credit for. Well worth seeing and although it differs from the book somewhat, it takes you on the kind of ride you want to be taken on.
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i am still mad that cuba gooding jr. won the oscar for jumping up and down and saying show me the money. edward norton was robbed. hmmmm ed norton in primal fear vs. cuba in jerry maguire. no contest!
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Is that, like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, while it covered the events in the book well enough, it missed the tone of the book. For instance, in the film, the flower seller's slave says she won't be free until the witch that trapped her dies. In the book she says she won't be free until "the day the moon loses her daughter, if that occurs in a week when two Mondays come together". Which one sparks the imagination more?
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