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Shia LaBeouf gets a MILF for his next flick with DJ Caruso: EAGLE EYE!!!

Published at:  Aug 09, 2007 5:39:18 AM CDT

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. We've talked about this flick before on AICN. I can't speak for the rest of the contributors to this site, but I really dug DISTURBIA and I'm glad DJ Caruso finally made a worthy follow-up to his great first two films: BLACK CAT RUN and THE SALTON SEA.

Shia LaBeouf is starring in this flick as a young man who is framed, along with his mother (Correction: not HIS mother, but A single mother... okay, that makes a little more sense), as a terrorist. They are both forced to join an active cell that is planning a political assassination.

His mother is noneother than the hottie-bo-bottie Michelle Monaghan. Yeah, that amazingly gorgeous woman from KISS KISS BANG BANG... and also MI3. Man, I'm going to have to crash this set now. Dammit... there goes my fall... wait, when are they shooting this again? Well, whenever it is, there goes my then.




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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:04:10 AM CDT

    MMMMMMMMM`

    by evil mystical ninja

  • Aug 09, 2007 5:07:35 AM CDT

    Nice

    by bald evil

    I found some pics of her, she's impressively hot. I hope in Shia's memoirs 25 years from now he recounts how he banged all the hot chicks he's co-starred with, or his will have been a wasted life.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:08:09 AM CDT

    Love MILF

    by mrfan

    end of story.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:11:36 AM CDT

    Wait...

    by therealmoriarty

    ... she's his mother?

    I could buy it with Carrie Anne-Moss... barely... but isn't Michelle Monaghan like six years older than he is?

    I'm baffled by this casting.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:15:02 AM CDT

    Seriously whats the age difference between those 2?

    by arkham-madness

    They'll probly end up dating while making the film. Hollywoods new it couple....then you see the film and its just plain creepy.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:26:05 AM CDT

    Not playing his moher.

    by whoisthisguy

    She is playing a single mother and the both of them get framed.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:28:54 AM CDT

    Rosario Dawson is also in this flick

    by godoffireinhell

    It was announced like 2 days ago. She ditched Kevin Smith's porno movie to do this instead.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:29:08 AM CDT

    Damn is hot!

    by redfist

    All of the if she was my mother jokes cant do this one justice. I would hit it though. Well!

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:41:49 AM CDT

    I'd hit that....

    by thebloop

    Michelle Monaghan that is, not Shia LaBarf, Mr. Overexposed himself.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:55:18 AM CDT

    Eww Don't Like Her At All

    by topaz4206

    Since I first saw her in North Country. Looks like she has down syndrome.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:03:40 AM CDT

    Here we go with the Shia Bashing again.

    by yeti

    Jealous much?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:05:35 AM CDT

    really hot but not a milf

    by argentino

    I've been in love of her since I watched her in an episode of boston public some years ago. However I don't know why you people call her a milf if she's only 31 years old. Aren't milfs suposed to be older and more housewife-y?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:14:53 AM CDT

    How can they be terrorists if they're not ragheads???

    by darthmartel

    I'm not really buying this. It's one thing to wander into a political assassination attempt. But, it's another for a couple American infidels to accidentally get pulled into a muslim extremist terrorist cell.

    If miss Monaghan get nekkid though I'll check it out. She's hot.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:36:48 AM CDT

    Anne Bancroft was only 6 years older

    by ghekkomanic

    than Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate. Okay he wasn't playing her son, but if the film is good enough you can get past the age gap.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 7:13:48 AM CDT

    YAWN

    by lost prophet

    stop the fucking press. Shia Lebeouf cast in film. Slow newzzzzzz day perhaps?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 7:24:59 AM CDT

    IM confused by this post

    by xcornealiousx

    RM maybe you should wait til the news is a little more confirmed. PS...i was reading Kevin Smiths blog (lets not start a kevin smith rant please) and he talked about Rosario Dawson being cast in this movie. So who knows.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 7:27:38 AM CDT

    And other strange Mother/Son Film Pairups...

    by tonagan

    The Manchurian Candidate and Mother (the one with Albert Brooks and Debbie Reynolds) were films where the age difference between the actors was minimal. And Carrie is another one, where Piper Laurie and Sissy Spacek weren't that far apart in years. Can anyone think of others?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 8:10:07 AM CDT

    Forrest Gump

    by lost prophet

    Sally field went from boning Tom Hanks in punchline to playing his mother (although admittedly she was aged for when it was Hanks as gump)

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  • Aug 09, 2007 8:54:07 AM CDT

    Kevin Smith is a cancer

    by loosejerk

    I'm SO glad that Rosario stayed away from his "porno" movie. Smith is going to learn that all his hollywood buddies will eventually distance themselves from him soon after they realize he's an incompetent director. I bet he's gonna have to fill his "porno" movie with a bunch of "stars" from the CW.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 8:58:30 AM CDT

    DarthMartel

    by thebloop

    Usually liberal bring up Timothy McVeigh when they come up with reasons not to profile. But still don't recall any white boys blowing up planes, so why is Timothy McVeigh given as a reason 80 year old grannies are stripped searched? Hmmmmmmm

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:09:54 AM CDT

    Disturbia was good

    by kragmose

    Nothin' fancy, but Shia's good enough.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:11:56 AM CDT

    McVeigh was not in Al Qaida or a terrorist cell

    by darthmartel

    him and some other jagoff hardly qualify as a terrorist cell. As for profiling, I'm all for it. I say strip search every camel jocky boarding an airplane and go through his luggage with a fine toothed comb. There's maybe like 5-10 of these guys on a flight. Search them instead of searching old people and Joe Six-pack. It's a waste of time to search them. The only thing they'll be smuggling aboard is either Geritol or a 1/5th of Jack. It's ridiculous to have 3-4 hour delays of flights because of all this crap. Stop the insanity.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:18:50 AM CDT

    darth martel you ignorent fuckspoon

    by lost prophet

    Terrorists come in many forms not just Al Qaeda. Ever hear of ETA or the IRA to give you 2 easy examples of non-islamic terrorist. And just because other groups haven't done it yet doesn't mean they won't. Can you imagine the outcry if a white terrorist/ anarchist group blew up a plane and the security had to explain that they didn't search the hi-jackers because they weren't brown. Personally, I can live with a delay.Obviously profiling should be used to some extent- but you can't exclude any racial group.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:19:45 AM CDT

    Monaghan looks JUST like the singer Anna Nalick

    by theseeker7

    Seriously, don't she? If Nalick ever gets big enough to warrant a biopic - there's your woman. But Monaghan rocks my socks, I just utterly and completely fell in love with her after Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:32:47 AM CDT

    Way to go, Darth Martel...

    by docpazuzu

    As if your theories weren't ignorant and troglodytic enough, you also had to use terms like "raghead" and "camel jockey". Frankly I'm surprised you didn't fit "sand nigger" and "dune coon" in there somewhere.

    Cunt.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:40:49 AM CDT

    They should get Richard Gere to play her son

    by spandau belly

    That would be more Hollywood. Plus have humans outrun explosions. And through in something about corporations beign evil.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:45:07 AM CDT

    another terroist example

    by bloo

    a lot of people forgot about Iran but Iranians are no Arabic, they don't speak Arabic. They are Aryan, specifically Indo-European, even more specifically Persian. what about Aryan skinhead terroist groups, etcI'm about as conservative as the day is long but saying that white people can't be terroists is boderline KKK talkit's like saying Jesus wasn't a Jew

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:48:05 AM CDT

    Why all the hate for Shia?

    by thenothing

    Did he do something to offend everyone, or is it just considered stylish to rag on him? Someone please inform me!

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:51:15 AM CDT

    A bit of both

    by lost prophet

    TheNothing.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:03:18 AM CDT

    fuckspoon... I like that one

    by darthmartel

    I might have to steal that one.

    As for your counter-post, you are correct that there are other, non-islamic terrorist organizations. However, none of those have declared war against the US and it's citizens. When they do, add em to the list. Until then, I'll focus on the problem at hand, and that problem is all these jihad sumbitches.

    Damn DocPaz... I hit a nerve or what? If the towel fits buddy... Sorry, if lumping all the towel-headed arabs in the category of terrorist offends you. You can thank all the durka-durka fuckers running around shooting their guns in the air and burning American flags chanting all their Allah-this and Allah-that bullshit. Just be thankful it's not like the days of the old west. At this point, most of the towel-heads would have been rounded up and hanged or shot already.

    I do not think every muslim or arab is a terrorist but, since the chickenshit terrorists we're talking about are mostly muslim or arab then sorry 'boutcha. They should police their own people and turn them in or take care of them. Until then, I'm gonna keep an eye on every towel-headed fucker I see.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:05:32 AM CDT

    Jesus was a Jew????

    by darthmartel

    just kidding

    Point taken Bloo on the Iranians. Again though, they haven't declared war on the US or sent people over here for jihad missions.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:09:25 AM CDT

    I hate Shia!!!!!

    by vamp-aicnchat

    First he stars in TRANSFORMERS and gets off with Megan Fox, then he stars in INDY 4 and works with the greatest director ever and now he's gonna get off with Michelle Monaghan. He's got a very tough job. Little bastard. Only kidding, he deserves - very good actor. He was the best thing about BOBBY, which to be fair wasn't all that good.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:26:28 AM CDT

    The best thing about Bobby

    by garbageman33

    Was the fact that Emilio Estevez thought it was gonna be an Oscar contender.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:32:01 AM CDT

    DarthMartel

    by mr. nice gaius

    Quote: "I'm gonna keep an eye on every towel-headed fucker I see."Yeah, you do that buddy. Thanks for standing guard...however ignorantly it may be.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:39:26 AM CDT

    Wow, DarthMartel...

    by docpazuzu

    ...I was expecting backpedaling from you once you realized how fucking stupid other people think you are, but you're obviously even more stupid than that since you returned with a double helping of prejudiced idiocy.

    I'm especially impressed by how you imply that I myself must be of Arab descent (and thus a terrorist) since I'm offended by your opinions and rhetoric. This isn't strange, of course, since you obviously believe that most Arabs and Muslims are terrorists or terrorist sympathizers (and those that aren't, "sorry 'boutcha"), and that anyone who takes issue with your inane, bigoted horeshit must by definition have a "towel that fits".

    Keep talking. Please.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:46:45 AM CDT

    LOL Garbageman 33

    by vamp-aicnchat

    He really did too. With an embarassing excruciating performance like Ashton Kutcher's it was lucky not to get nominated for a Razzie. It wasn't a bad film nor was it a good film it was just a good mediocre film in my view.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:06:40 AM CDT

    Milf hunter

    by messi

  • Aug 09, 2007 11:27:22 AM CDT

    Here let me get you a tampon

    by darthmartel

    Waaaaa, I'm picking on the arabs and muslims. Plug up your seeping vagina already. I love how everybody gets their panties in a bunch and all sensitive because someone might get their feelings hurt. We can't single out Arabs and Muslims because it might be offensive to them. What about the hundreds of people that died in the 9/11 attacks? They were singled out because most on board were American. Or how about the people working at the WTC? The terrorists didn't have a beef with them. Their beef is with US policy which we have had little control over. Make a statement against the government. Don't kill innocent people just to make a statement. I could go into the corruption of the US government and how our politicians just do what they want or what their lobbyists want but, I'd be here all day.

    My point in all this is that it's pointless and a waste of time to pad-down grandma and grandpa at the airport and let Mohammed walk through unchecked because the security guy already met his 5 person random search quota. That's idiotic. Yet, that's the type of shit that happens because they don't want to hurt the good Arabs feelings. I understand that not all Arabs and Muslims are evil terrorists. The problem is you can't tell the good from the bad without checking everybody. Counter-arguments have been made that not all terrorists are Arab or Muslim. I don't disagree. The fact remains that those other terrorists haven't declared war on the US or it's citizens. Therefore it's a moot point. The ones we are looking for are generally Arab. The security people should have training to spot potential terrorists and the leeway to search those they think are questionable. Yes, there are Asian Muslim extremists. Yes, there are African Muslim extremists. They aren't the ones making direct threats though.

    In a perfect world we'd all get along and we could sit around and sing Kumbaya holding hands and everybody would be friends. That's not reality. I'm assuming you're an American DocPazuzu. And as an American you gotta realize that we have been threatened. Don't mistake me for some blind Bush supporter who believes everything I see on TV or read on the internet. While what I say may be offensive to you, if implemented would save lives.

    And please don't come back with some weak argument about how we shouldn't judge people or label them or whatever. Everybody does that. It's our nature. Tell me you didn't picture me as some redneck moron bigot. I am not, by the way. I'm just unafraid to say what I think. I don't care what you think of me. Just as I'm sure you don't care what I think of you. What I do care about is saving American lives. If that means we have to profile Arabs and Muslims then so be it. Sometimes you gotta step on toes to save lives.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:37:03 AM CDT

    Another Mother/Son comparison..

    by skimn

    Cary Grant and the actress who played his mother in North By Northwest were only a few years apart. Wonder when some hack will want to remake this, with who...Nic Cage and Scarlett Johansen..?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:38:34 AM CDT

    BRILLIANT ACTOR

    by filmgenius

    not only is shia lebeuf a brilliant actor, but she is also nonconventional in many astounding was where in which film scholars such as myself are really quite very appreciative. obviously, her name, SHIA LEBEURF is very brave. it is not easy to be in the film business and have a name that most indolent americans can't even spell, let alone think of the way in which it sounds to say. she is also in challenging films, unlike your stupid american action movies with guns. she is also such a talented actress that she makes the writers and directors of the movies she is within look like stupid heads. that's how talented she is...she's so smart and good actress that she's actually smarter than any screenwriter or director out there. what do you guys think?

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:54:53 AM CDT

    skimm and Darth

    by bloo

    first of all Skimm...don't even suggust such hersay, haven't you been on AICN enough to know that there are Hollywood people on here that might get such an idea..or even by passing...Bruce or Jermey Davis or someone will be joking around and say "yeah some dude on AICN was joking about remaking North by Northwest with Nic Cage and Scarlett Johnanseen" and some Hollywood exec will hear it and go "awww rillent"Darth, iran hasn't decleared war yet, but they are attacking US Soliders in Afghanastian and in Iraq, so yeah Iranians could be a logical choiceshoot I had a friend, cacusian who just got back from doing medical work in Afghanstian and when he grew a beard and was dressed in traditional Afghan cloths that he had to on certian occusions he looked like an Afghan or Turk, so a case for Al Quida (even though they aren't traditional Afghans) could be made as well

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  • Aug 09, 2007 12:13:35 PM CDT

    Darth

    by docpazuzu

    "We can't single out Arabs and Muslims because it might be offensive to them. What about the hundreds of people that died in the 9/11 attacks? They were singled out because most on board were American."

    That's an amazingly moronic statement. You're actually using the terrorists' own rationale to defend your own prejudices. What that statement means, is that if evil scumbag terrorists decide to target Americans simply because they are Americans, then we should also target all Arabs and Muslims. You're obviously too much of a fucking idiot to grasp the irony inherent in that statement.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 12:16:22 PM CDT

    Furthermore...

    by docpazuzu

    ...the next Islamist terrorists who hijack planes will be clean-shaven white guys in three-piece suits seated in first class.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 12:26:53 PM CDT

    That Shia kid claimes he posts on here regularly...

    by alonzo mosely

    I seem to recall the quote being 'I posts as much as anyone' on AICN. Which considering some of the posters on here is a brave claim... Still, if that is true, he is probably in this TB right now... I am betting he is one of the anti-Shia posters... That's what I would do anyway...

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  • Aug 09, 2007 12:38:39 PM CDT

    He had a MILF in Disturbia too don't forget

    by dirkd13"

    Carrie-Ann Moss, looking hugely fine as always.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 12:58:31 PM CDT

    Please Quint, don't ask dirty jokes to Michelle

    by spencertrilby

    if you manage to do an interview with her. My libido wouldn't survive this: can you picture a younger, better looking Sandra Bullock's half sister who digs dirty jokes? My heart would skip a beat or two.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:05:02 PM CDT

    oh yeah I definitely hit a nerve

    by darthmartel

    Nowhere in my statements do you read me calling you a fucking douchebag or an idiot or whatever. Your reaction to call me names obviously means I hit a nerve with you. Whatever that nerve is I really don't care. The fact that you're responding so harshly though, makes me chuckle. It's not like I'm saying all Muslims or Arabs should be exterminated. That's crazy. I used the term rag-head and next thing I know you're all up in arms like I killed your kitten. It's a word man, lighten up. You don't hear me whining like a little school-girl because you called me an idiot do you? That's the problem with so many people in this country, everybody is so damned touchy. You get called a name or somebody looks at you wrong and suddenly your civil rights have been violated.

    Of course, I realize the irony in making that statement about 9/11. You're running under the assumption that we should fight fairly and by strict rules though. They use those rules against us. That's why we have to level the playing field and make exceptions to the rule. That was the whole reasoning behind the Patriot Act. It's original intent was to spy on terrorists and potential terrorists to thwart future attacks. Everybody started freaking out after that was made public because they didn't want "big brother" listening in. People are so naive to believe that that hasn't been going on for years? If it hadn't of been made public then nobody would be the wiser. My guess is it was made public to try and deter terrorists, which I think is a piss-poor decision if true. They'll just find alternate means of communication. The media has too much access but, again, that's another subject for debate. In any case, can you honestly tell me that if you're boarding a plane and see a couple Arabs getting on with you you don't look at them the least bit suspiciously? Bullshit, if you don't. You can check your holier than thou attitude at the front page. You're as guilty as I am of forming pre-conceived notions of people based on race, color, or religion. We all are. If it makes you feel better about yourself to give me shit about speaking my mind then feel free.

    Xiphos good point. Arguing on the internet is much like running in the special olympics. In the end, you're still retarded. Shit, now I offended the mentally handicapped. I'm out of control man.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:32:04 PM CDT

    Wrong, Xiphos....

    by thenothing

    ....jello is a tasty treat, even when nailed to a wall, and therefore has some redeeming value. Online political debates have even less nutritional value and no fruity goodness.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:35:44 PM CDT

    Speaking of mentally handicapped...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ... you all should check out the nuclear meltdown that Memories-Of-Murder is having over in Quint's Rush Hour 3 Talkback.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:41:04 PM CDT

    I'd rather have Shia tap that ass than David Silver

    by darthmartel

    Brian Austin Green use to date Tiffani Amber Thiessen, was married to Venessa Marcil, and is now engaged to Megan Fox. That is way more hot pussy than any one man should be allowed. Especially for that no-talent assclown.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:49:47 PM CDT

    DarthMartel

    by docpazuzu

    Well, seeing as how you ARE a douchebag by virtue of your opinions, I don't understand why you're making a point of me calling you one. No matter how you slice it, the terminology you used is offensive, but more importantly, it indicates what kind of a bigoted shit you are, so I feel no compunctions about calling you out on it. "Spic", "kike" and "nigger" are also just words, but I'm betting you only use them (frequently, no doubt)when you're not in the company of the people they apply to.

    As for flying with people who look like they come from the middle east, if I do spare them a second look on occasion, it's something I hold against myself rather than them and certainly don't blame them for it. As opposed to you, however, I deal with Muslims - both of Arabic, Persian, Kurdish, Bosnian and Somalian descent - just about every day in both my professional and personal life and don't treat them (or get treated by them) any differently than anyone else -- and, would you believe it, not one of them supports terrorism or militant Islamism.

    No go back to telling everyone how right it is to check up on the library habits of American citizens.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:51:59 PM CDT

    wow you weren't kidding Mr. Nice Gaius

    by darthmartel

    that guy is nuttier than a 20 pound Christmas fruitcake

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:56:19 PM CDT

    DarthMartel - Yes, he is...

    by mr. nice gaius

    ... but even he didn't use the word "towel-head".

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  • Aug 09, 2007 1:56:44 PM CDT

    Ooh a Neo Nazi / Russian Terrorist movie (shit)

    by baron karza

    Dont you just hate all the white people running Al-Qaeda? Yea me too. Those white Muslims in the streets of most middle east countries screaming death to america are so white people. Religious fanatics who murder because of religion are only white people. White people.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 2:30:43 PM CDT

    I could just as easily use those words Doc

    by darthmartel

    It just doesn't apply here. Those words are reserved for the worst of the lot. They are indicative. That's why I'm wondering why you care? If what I said is of no reference to you then shut your pie hole. Nobody needs you as their savior or to crusade for them. You are in no position to tell me what is right or wrong. All you are to me is a jagoff with a thesauras. I could give two shits about what offends you. Who appointed you the morality police? You speak as if you don't have any battles of your own to fight in life. Leave it to the privileged to think they are above everyone else and are of higher moral fiber. In short, kiss my rebel dick.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 2:40:01 PM CDT

    Technically, DarthMartel...

    by ribbons

    ..."douchebag" is just a word too. Maybe you should consider taking some of your own advice about lightening up, and tampons, or whatever else dribbled out of your mouth. You know as ugly a place as TalkBack is, it's weirdly hilarious how political flame wars will crop up in the weirdest of articles.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 2:45:55 PM CDT

    Actual MILFs

    by skimn

    ..Kelly Preston..though a little rangy, Kim Basinger...with a few shots of tequila, Diane Keaton...with a bottle of tequila, Bea Arthur...

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  • Aug 09, 2007 3:00:59 PM CDT

    DarthMartel

    by docpazuzu

    Well, glad you admitted that you're no stranger to using racial slurs on an everyday basis.

    Do me a favor, though; stop projecting your obvious lack of character on me. You're a miserable, prejudiced little piece of shit and I am in the PERFECT position to tell you what's right and wrong.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 3:03:13 PM CDT

    Oh, and...

    by docpazuzu

    ...I love how you think that one should only protest or be offended by racial/cultural slurs that pertain to one's own ethnic group.

    Cunt.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 3:06:19 PM CDT

    Maria Bello, MILF

    by baron karza

    God that cheerleading outfit from History of Violence. She's 40, thats a MILF qualifier.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 3:18:05 PM CDT

    Consideration

    by cobbio

    Darth Martel, as much as I generally refrain from joining political discussions on talkbacks ("productive as nailing jello to a wall" indeed), I can't sit here idly and not comment on your racist remarks. Because you are being racist, however you want to frame your words.
    DocPazuzu might be a little more vehement than I, but I think you should consider what you're writing. I could call you a cock-sucking, nigger-loving Jew, but those terms are offensive and ignorant and dismiss the struggles of gays, blacks, and Jews over the last few hundred years. You might feel perfectly comfortable calling all Muslim people "towelheads" and "camel jockeys," but I guarantee you it's like calling a black person a nigger to his or her face. It's offensive, pure and simple, and screams of your ugly American-ness. Plus, this is an international website and I'm sure there are lots of Middle Eastern people reading this talkback. I'd encourage you to consider your words a bit more carefully.
    Thanks.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 3:25:43 PM CDT

    Caruso

    by cobbio

    I'm a little overwhelmed by Shia's omnipresence lately, but I hope Caruso knocks out a great movie. Michelle Monaghan has turned into a pretty versatile (and hot!) actress, so seeing her partake in a terrorist drama should be cool.
    Go DJ.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:00:40 PM CDT

    Darth, when you say..

    by skimn

    .."You're running under the assumption that we should fight fairly and by strict rules though. They use those rules against us. That's why we have to level the playing field and make exceptions to the rule. That was the whole reasoning behind the Patriot Act."...then the terrorists have won.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:07:21 PM CDT

    Single mothers: Leykis is right.

    by charles grady

    D.T.B.! Guys, run for the hillz from all single mothers, hot or not. And anyone with a kid CANNOT be hot.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:26:44 PM CDT

    Cobbio you are correct

    by darthmartel

    And if could look up my past posts here on AICN you would never see a racially charged comment written by yours truly. My original post in this thread was thrown together without much consideration other to point out the ridiculous plot point of this movie. I used the word "raghead" in jest, which in reflection was wrong of me. When I referred to "ragheads", I was speaking of low-life terrorists and did not mean all Arabs as a whole. The only reason I continued on with the topic was because of the backlash that came up from my comment and people just coming unglued. I do stand by my original statement of profiling but, only to a degree. Islamic fundamentalist terrorists generally fit a profile and this is what needs to be concentrated on. I also still think people should lighten up a bit and not be so damned sensitive. Everybody is so damned concerned that they are going to offend somebody they end up just talking out of their ass and not saying anything of meaning at all. When I said those words are indicative of the worst I meant just that. Those words are meant to hurt and are used as such. There is a differentiation between a low-life individual and the rest of their race or religion. Not all Arabs are "ragheads" just as not all Americans are "rednecks". The fact remains that each has their good and bad. With that being said, I did what I could to fuel the fire and light up that sanctimonious fuck DocPaz. Every post I made the madder he got and I loved it. The more ludicrous my statement the more he'd come after me showing how big of a righteous prick he is. I shouldn't of gone as far as I did and I apologize to anybody I offended. In the heat of things sometimes you don't consider consequences. My only intent was to antagonize Doc. His stance was right but, he's a pussbag for the way he came after me. In the end it really doesn't matter. He got his panties all in a wad over nothing. We're all just made up names on a movie chat site. I could create a new login name and be back as someone completely different and nobody would have a clue. I can keep posting with the same login and no one would really care either. It doesn't mean jack shit. Anyhow, again, I apologize to anybody I offended with my remarks. Everybody but, you Doc. Your pompous, holier-than-thou ass can go fuck yourself.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:29:38 PM CDT

    Kelly Preston=the ultimate MILF

    by thebloop

    God I love that red hair look she has beeb sporting lately. Every notice how when chicks color their hair red it is hot as hell, but almost all natural red heads are ugly. For example, how about that David Bowie lookalike on Sex on the City, yuck

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:37:39 PM CDT

    skimn

    by darthmartel

    in a fight to the death there are no rules. People need to realize that. Telling ourselves that we're morally superior because we're fighting the terrorists with rules makes us feel like we're automatically the one who comes out ahead on this. It just doesn't work that way. It just means that more innocent people will die needlessly. Perhaps a resolution can be reached with a change of policy or something along those lines. But, if we're choosing to fight these guys then we should fight to win.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:38:25 PM CDT

    and with that... I'm done with this thread

    by darthmartel

    thanks and catch you all on a different thread

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  • Aug 09, 2007 4:41:54 PM CDT

    Come on!

    by darkman

    Topaz, you clearly never saw Miss Monaghan in KISS KISS BANG BANG, because if you did, you'd see that every guy here (myself included) would step over our dying mothers to nail her.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:02:34 PM CDT

    The Beef is alright with me...

    by ribbons

    ...I think he comes across as natural on the screen and he's got good comedic instincts. Does he have friends in high places? Maybe, but that's kind of alright with me too. I don't think I've ever really understood it when people resent actors and actresses who get "breaks," at least ones with some talent. It's not like you were the runner-up for the role, right? But it's probably not jealousy anyway; at least, not in most cases. I just don't really understand it, is all. I also think I'm kind of a hypocrite, because I don't think Scarlett Johansson belonged in either 'Black Dahlia' or 'The Prestige.' And yes, I am aware that she's got big boobs.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:22:19 PM CDT

    "that David Bowie lookalike on Sex on the City"

    by finky089

    Bwahahahahaha! Thanks for the laugh, Bloop

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  • Aug 09, 2007 5:50:53 PM CDT

    Sure thing finky089

    by thebloop

    And I was talking about the "shaved eyebrow/ziggie stardust" looking Bowie, not the hipster "Let's Dance" Bowie

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:05:43 PM CDT

    Muslims

    by tom_joad

    Tell me how do you profile a Muslim with how he looks. How does a Muslim look like? First of all one should find out why they are mad at the U.S. Probably because we are shoving MTV and McDonalds down their throats or unfair Foreign Policies. Not to say that as an excuse for what happened on 9/11, that was a tragic and sad event and violence is never the answer.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 6:59:19 PM CDT

    Real MILF

    by bob of the shire

    Dana Delaney. And some of you need to stop slapping the MILF label on any chick that is over the age of 20. Just because someone is older than the average tabloid slut, doesn't make them a MILF. They kinda have to be a mom.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 7:34:29 PM CDT

    Just finished reading Seitz's draft...

    by onetwo

    and its fucking awesome! can't wait for this one. amazing stuff!

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  • Aug 09, 2007 8:24:55 PM CDT

    skimn, yea, Bea Arthur...mmmmm

    by bronx cheer

    I'd hit that 'til it bleeds.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 8:36:52 PM CDT

    Mr. Nice G, thanks for the tip on M-o-M. Good stuff.

    by bronx cheer

    You can almost smell the singed hair as his noodle burns.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:09:23 PM CDT

    I have to agree with DarthMartel to a certain extent

    by bringingsexyback

    Profiling at airports should be done intelligently. To search an old white lady in lieu of an Arab is plain stupid. I can live with delays too, but let's face reality - potential terrorists and hijackers are LIKELY going to be Arab. That's not to say you ignore SUSPICIOUS-looking or -acting white guys. Search the hell out of them too. Or black or Asian people. If they're suspicious, you err on the side of caution. But to search randomly, and include elderly people and such, that's just fucking stupid. I know we have a stupid President, but that doesn't mean we have to all be stupid until Hillary gets elected. I don't support calling Arabs "towel-heads" or "rag-heads" or "camel-jockeys" though. But we have to face reality - many of these mosques are breeding hatred and contempt and developing potential terrorists. We must be vigilant in safeguarding our society from terrorists both foreign and homegrown.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:15:44 PM CDT

    Michelle Monahan is okay, nothing to cream yourself

    by bringingsexyback

    over though. I'd rather fuck Shia. He's so much prettier.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:19:34 PM CDT

    I'm still steaming over Bea Arthur.

    by bronx cheer

    How can a woman who's so manly be so hot!

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:26:59 PM CDT

    If I were an airport screener I'd give Shia a cavity

    by bringingsexyback

    search so deep it'll make him shiver.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:28:32 PM CDT

    Give LaBeouf his star now. We don't have enough midget

    by gqtaste

    s going around hollywood as it is.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:49:46 PM CDT

    And She's Too Young For Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

    by skoobyx

    The only way she went to school with Robert Downy JR is if she's a genius or he's retarded.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 9:56:01 PM CDT

    Why they are mad at the U.S? Wow about the world.

    by thebloop

    I just love the liberal school of thought that thinks that way. Like muslims extremist only target the US.
    They have mutiple attacks on India, France, Algeria, Jordan, Spain, Indonesia, Thailand, the Philippines, Burma, etc.
    weekly atrocities in places like the Sudan (Save Darfur! Says Clooney, but he does say what we are saving it from) and Somalia..and have been caught planning major attacks against the giant war mongers Canada, Germany, and Denmark. But of course in your mind, "US foreign policy" makes them do it. Wow, what deep thinker you are, Mr. Neville
    Chamberlain

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  • Aug 09, 2007 10:37:28 PM CDT

    question

    by ilikemovies

    was it just me or was disturbia not only seen by, but marketed for, a teen audience? The theater was full of kids and the only ads i ever saw were mtv-ish. Anyway, Ive never seen anything else caruso has done, so im interested to see where this goes, especially with everyone's favorite actor on board. Also, the political discussion is ridiculous, so stop flattering yourselves.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:19:23 PM CDT

    Yeah, stop the frakin' presses

    by bibliographer

    Apparently there are a lot of attractive women working in the movie industry. And by talking about how much we'd like to have sex with them, we show how witty and cool we are, demonstrating our critical knowledge of film. Yeah, I get it.

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  • Aug 09, 2007 11:51:23 PM CDT

    Monaghan played a 19y/o in North Country 2 years ago

    by demosthenes2

    Granted, she looked a little old for 19, but she looks closer to that than Shia LeBeouf's mom. There's no WAY she can pass as his mom, even if she was a pregnant teenager (maybe if she had him at like 14 at 13, which would be a whole movie on its own). It's ridiculous that Hollywood's been casting the older roles with young people these days, e.g. Rachel Weisz and Ryan Gosling as the parents in Lovely Bones. Once you hit 30-35 I guess it's already tough for established actors to get work, especially if you're a woman.

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  • Aug 10, 2007 12:20:48 AM CDT

    I was looking for pics of Michelle Monaghan to jerk off

    by bringingsexyback

    to but came across Amber Heard in a North Country link. Holy shit she's 19X hotter than Monaghan. HOT ... http://tinyurl.com/27mpmo

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  • Aug 10, 2007 2:41:49 AM CDT

    Well, DarthMartel...

    by docpazuzu

    ...it seems the backpedaling finally went into effect. Do you really think anyone is buying that horseshit about fanning the flames of this argument just for the sake of it?

    Here's a question for you: since you don't mind using racial slurs against the "worst of the bunch" of any given ethnic group, what word do you use to describe the worst of the whites?

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  • Aug 10, 2007 9:32:55 AM CDT

    Yes Xiphos for shame

    by bringingsexyback

    but if we can't share opinions on hot girls, what good is the Internets?

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  • Aug 10, 2007 10:21:36 AM CDT

    If you think Michelle Monahan is ugly,

    by polyh3dron

    you're probably gay.

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  • Aug 10, 2007 1:33:33 PM CDT

    wow

    by fragglerock254

    That'll definitely make one interesting and good looking movie.

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  • Aug 10, 2007 4:31:49 PM CDT

    god bless ya Shia...

    by theonecalledshoe

    and the scripting will probably change to being a single mother hanging out with the bloke. tap her indeed my man. tap her like you were Sammy Davis Jr.

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  • Aug 12, 2007 6:36:58 AM CDT

    Blah blah blah

    by super nintendo chalmers

    "I just love the liberal school of thought that..." If you start a sentence like this, then you are probably an ignorant douche. I'm not claiming political affiliation, just that that this is a douchey way to start a sentence. Regardless, my fat friend thinks The LeBeouf is way hot.

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  • Dec 17, 2007 2:08:19 PM CST

    Shia's the man...

    by spanky311

    and he's hot. I'd do him. As I've said before, lay off the man. He is where he is because he's talented. If you don't like him, i'm sure he's cryin those gorgeous eyes of his out... boo fucking hoo.

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  • May 24, 2008 4:18:22 PM CDT

    HEY SHIA!!!!!

    by sassycal20

    If you are reading this, I just wanted to say that Sassy's got your back. I know that you come on here to read people's comments about you all the time and they are giving you a hard time. You deserve some respect on here, and I'm giving it to you. You are an amazing actor and I love all your movies, you are definitely the next Tom Hanks. You bring all your characters to life and they could be people we all could relate to. I love reading and watching your interviews because you show signs of a great actor. You are intelligent, funny, and a cool dude.You had a rough life growing up and that is understandable, everyone goes through a bad time in their lives, but we always overcome it in the end. You are brave and you always say what's on your mind, I like a guy that is opinionated and keeps it real. I think you're a great guy and you are super sweet and hot. Keep being a badass, stay humble and don't let these jackasses get you down. God Bless You and keep doing you. P.S. If you have any time which maybe you don't, then maybe we can chat online sometimes. (I'm single too!) Don't worry now, I'm not a stalker or any crazy person like that, just a laid back chick who enjoys peoples'company that's all. lol

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  • May 27, 2008 1:02:02 PM CDT

    How do know he's counting money right now?!!!!!

    by sassycal20

    Who knows what he's doing right now, if he's reading another script or online, it shouldn't even matter what any of us think. It's not like we know him or anything. It wouldn't even matter to me if he read my comment or not, if he's like another Hollywood ass, it wouldn't even faze me. It's not like I had a chance with him anyway. lol

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  • May 28, 2008 2:47:26 PM CDT

    Who knows!!!

    by sassycal20

    I might count my money and then go on a vacay or have a celebration for all my hard work.;) They said that he made like a cool mill from the movie, that's like the most he's gotten so far in his career. He deserves all of it, he's the hardest working person I've ever seen before. Go Shia, make that money boy!!!!:)

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