And Moriarty locks his door and hides from humanity in horror and fear.

You’ll have to pardon me if I am freaked the fuck out by the entire Real Doll concept. I am blown away that a movie about a guy’s relationship with a Real Doll could somehow get a PG-13, but it suggests that they’re going to try to make something about the reasons behind the acts, not the acts themselves. And with Ryan Gosling aboard as “Lars” and a cast that includes Emily Mortimer and Paul Schneider, I’m sure this will be well-acted.

We’ve run some test screening reviews for this a while ago, but now you can watch the trailer and get your first idea of what to expect.

And then, if you really want to be skeeved out, watch the video below, which makes me weep for the future of mankind.

Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles