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Copernicus Reports On An Accidental Visit To The Set Of THE INCREDIBLE HULK!
Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.
Copernicus has been around since the dawn of AICN, and I can honestly say he’s one of the smartest guys I’ve ever met. If you knew the sort of work he does and if you’d ever heard him speak about his work, you would be afeared of his giant brain, too.
Today, though, he sent in a report on a set he just happened to stumble across. It’s a remarkable bit of synchronicity, too, for reason he’ll explain:
As I was walking home from my office yesterday, I could see that the building across the street was clearly transformed into a movie set. This happens all the time in Toronto, but usually it is a low-budget movie, or a Canadian TV show, so at first I barely paid it any attention. But then they had huge lights bounced off giant reflectors, turning an overcast drizzly early evening into daylight. There was a remote-controlled camera on a crane, sound people with boom mikes, a makeshift video booth, where the director and a half-dozen people were huddled around video monitors, set decorators, makeup people, security guards, several police officers, and at least 50 other people standing around on the set apparently doing very little (the dead giveaway that this is a big-budget Hollywood production). After asking around, and seeing the badges of the crew, I saw that this was the set for exactly what I was hoping it would be -- the INCREDIBLE HULK! I called up Head Geek, but at that moment he was watching an IMAX movie about the space station in Washington, D.C. Later he called back and we exchanged notes on the production.
This is some kind of crazy coincidence. For the last HULK movie, I had come out of my office (then in Berkeley) to find them filming across the street, which I also wrote up on AICN here. Here we are, 5 years later, I have moved to Toronto, and again they are filming a HULK movie across the street from my office. They had dressed up the Cumberland Building [picture attached], a historic University of Toronto building, as a fraternity or sorrority house (Theta Sigma Lambda), where a luau-themed party was taking place (grass skirts, little palm trees, and other decorations were hung all around). In some of the shots partying extras were coming in and out, and one was carrying a keg.
Here's the mysterious part. Ed Norton was dressed in a red cap, a red jacket, and was carrying a red pizza delivery case (the kind that keep pizza's warm), so it looked like he was playing a pizza delivery guy. In this scene he was coming out of the house and putting the pizza case into a bicycle with a giant basket for pizzas on the front. What the hell is going on? Is the Hulk delivering pizzas? Is this something he is doing while he's on the run? Seems more Peter Parker than Bruce Banner, but I'll withhold judgment, because I have no idea what was really going on. Strangely there were a few other guys with red hats and caps scattered around the set. I'm not sure if they were stand-ins or stunt guys, or what.
Then today I they were filming again at U of T in the Sir Daniel Wilson Residence quad off of King's College
Circle. There were dozens of extras playing college students walking by, and the scene was Liv Tyler (Betty Ross) in a black and white dress meeting a man in suit pants, a long sleeve shirt, and a vest, and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Then they walked off across campus together. I didn't get a good look at the guy, but one of the bystanders who had been there longer than me said he thought it was "that dude from Reservoir Dogs," who I assume is Tim Roth, playing Emil Blonsky (later to become the Abomination).
They also had Knox
College (a few yards away, but not in that shot), dressed with signs and ornamentation saying (roughly) "Culver University. 150 years of research and development. Driving the future of technology. The building itself was renamed "Maynard Hall," and there were two Culver University Security cars parked nearby, and a US postal truck (something you obviously only see on movie sets in Canada).
One other interesting tidbit is that yesterday military-looking camouflaged Humvees were parked nearby, clearly part of the production (but not in this shot). Is the military chasing Banner onto a college campus?
One final note -- the production yesterday was a demonstration in how not to treat fans. When Ang Lee was filming his version they kept the scientists at my lab informed about it, and involved. They took pictures of us at the cafeteria to see what scientists wear to work. They talked to people about the science going on there. They didn't mind if interested bystanders watched what they were shooting. After all, these guys are taking over your workplace, using up all the nearby parking, and sometimes closing off streets and buildings, the least they could do is be friendly about it. This set was the exact opposite. Even though the filming was happening in a completely enclosed, gated area, they didn't want people standing on the public sidewalk (outside the gates) watching them film. They of course had no authority to shoo people away from the sidewalk, so they were giving out this BS line that "The actors have requested that people not watch them work, so you can't stand here." This, despite the fact that there were 50+ people standing around actually on the set, much closer, and there were only about 3-4 standing on the sidewalk. These security guys had no real authority to make people move (the cops standing nearby couldn't care less), so they just relied on being bullies and implying that they had the authority to run you off the public spaces on your own campus where you work every day (again *outside* of the set). Today the security people seemed nicer, but then again there was so much open space they could not have hoped to keep people from looking.
Let's hope those first security guys were just bad apples, and the production will treat the fans and the people whose lives they are inconveniencing a little better.
-Copernicus
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Pizzas?
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Delivering pizzas to a sorority house? The hell?
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Seems reasonable...
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I want it for free.
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It's the only solution. I wish I lived in Toronto.
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Not like puny non-stuffed crust pizzas. More cheese. Hulk like cheese. Hulk SMASH pizza with olives or mushrooms.
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This is probably what happends. He gets himself a job as a pizza delivery man just to get by while he's on the run, but also to keep close contact with the university so he eventually can infiltrate it and use its technology to try and cure himself. However the military eventually finds him and you know what happends next
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Just make sure it's hot when it gets to me.
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I smell another stupid fast food outlet/summer movie tie-in!
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HULK: "Uhh, that was 8 pizzas guys, they were pretty heavy"
FRAT GUY: "Well maybe you should get stronger pizza-bitch, then you could get them here faster! HAHA!"
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from another Hulk movie production. That's just amazing. So I guess if Copernicus moves again, Hulk will follow!Argentino is probably right, it's not a flashback. Why would the military be there in the past pre-Hulk?
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This is just an elaborate ruse by producers to get critics to write that headline.
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What happens next? "HULK SMASH PUNY HUMANS"?
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Had one last night.
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and washes it down with an ice cold Pepsi.
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Those make the carry out/delivery experience.
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while everyone is outside he's sneeking into the university to do some research
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American History X ruled. WTF is wrong with people around here?
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I can always count on you guys to grab onto some small detail in any given article and strip mine it for every bit of humor value resulting in hours of hilarity for me at work, and maybe even a new catchphrase.
Last time it was scarf-eating hulk poodles, now it's pizza delivery Hulk! -
Maybe its the radiation from Bruce's pizza warming bag that turns Tim Roth into the Abomination.
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takes a menial job where he gets access to important stuff. I'm sure bixby posed as one on more than one occasion and look at papa banner in 'Hulk' - ole man Nolte had janitor (and key) access to all the labs.
Maybe Bruce is scoping out some reknowned Prof's house for some gamma goodies.
I dunno - just looking forward to the movie. -
But, Mr. Aziz, I need this job! If you fire me I'll get angry. REALLY angry... and no, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry!
I'm reserving all judgement on this until I see it, but I hope they don't make a HINO (Hulk In Name Only); trying to make the Hulk like Spiderman or anything else stupid lke that. Just make a cool Hulk movie, with plenty of HULK SMASH and oh-no-I'm-a-monster angsty moments. I liked Ang Lee's movie, (alot, actually, I think its underrated; flawed, sure, but underrated) but it really needed more SMASH and less WAH. -
Great story though. I'm really excited to see Edward Norton's performace as Bruce Banner/Hulk.
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Hulk has spoken.
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Hulk also reccomend you try Hulk's lunch special -- SMASH with a side order of SMASH!!!
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damn, I know what I'm having for lunch, even if the Hulk delivers, and now I must make sure to tip every new delivery boy that comes to my door
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Hulk smash Papa John. Papa John pizza taste like Abomination turd.
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Um, you must have made it angry.
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Mr. McGee, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Now give me my ten percent.
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the pizza gig is a cover while he hides.
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is great. i might have some tonight. my favourite bit is the cheese. I like it spicy too. Also, I have high hopes for this film - I really do. Surely they would have to have a kick-ass idea to have another go so quickly. Or maybe they've still got loads of 'Hulk Hands' toys in a warehouse somewhere and need a movie to sell them on.
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"Hulk smash Papa John."
"Hulk like stuffed crust pizza!"
"Lunch special -- SMASH with a side order of SMASH!!!"
I don't care if the jokes are immature or neanderthal. You guys are so fucking funny. -
...pizza buyer no have check ready. Hulk also HATE when pizza buyer no put gonad snapping dog away. Hulk HATE to smash gonad snapping dog but Hulk have no choice if Hulk want little Hulk one day.
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But, no worry... HULK SMASH THE NOID!!! ROOOOOOARRRRGGGH!!!
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HULK can't believe -- ANOTHER crank call?! Now HULK have to pay out of own pocket?!?! ROOOOARRRRRGGGH!!! HULK SMASH PUNY WISE ASS CRANK CALLING PUNKS!!!
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Is still one of my favorite superhero movies. I loved it.
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HULK say these wages are unfair! HULK say, we organize! Form union, then tell boss we want decent living wage and compehensive health benefits or else... SMASH!!! HULK also say, look for union label when buying coat, dress, blouse, or pizza.
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...now all they need is Banner in a oh-so hiLARious confrontation w/ a broom closet and they're in the top 5 of all comic-book films. That or a zany encounter w/ Hal Sparks in an elevator. . . .
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Its actually very good; much better than it needed to be, really, and I think thats why it failed. It was too smart, sad, and deep.
The second reason why it failed is that it lacked what we all love the HULK for -- his ability to SMASH. I think a truly sucessful HULK movie will balance the angsty elements w/ heaping helpings of SMASH. HULK can go "WAH!", but HULK must ultiamtely be allowed to SMASH the hell out of everything. I'd even go so far as to argue that there should be much more SMASH than WAH. -
I meant to say They're, which is short for They Are. Hey, my first self-imposed spelling correction at AICN!!!!
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Hulk purple pants not good for change holding. Hulk smash piggy banks. Piggy banks scare Hulk.
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Although HULK love to smash, HULK concerned about country's infrastructure being smashed without his help! Haha! HULK make joke. HULK seriously though, HULK concerned that infrastructure falling apart due to incompetance and neglect under current administration. HULK not like taxes, but HULK think real problem is taxes being used for pointless, neverending wars we can't win instead of fix bridges, fund schools, and the like. HULK also thinks the new Berlin Wall constucted in Mexico is bad and HULK will smash it. We live in free country built by the labor of immgrants and so, HULK say, let Mexicans come to US if want to! HULK also wonders why no wall to keep out Canadians? HULK have theory though -- neocon racism. HULK will smash White House, become President, restore order and sanity, smash terrorism single handedly, and let gay people get married if want to. HULK mean, who cares if man kiss man? HULK not care! Let puny humans do what they want! They not hurt HULK. HULK think country in bad shape. HULK vote for whoever not Republican. But HULK not have faith in Democrats either! Maybe HULK vote GREEN? Hahah! HULK vote for self! Vote for HULK or HULK SMASH!!!
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Don't get HULK wrong, HULK knows HULK is well endowed. HULK know HULK Jr. is size of tree! Haha! All the ladies love HULK! But still, HULK is modest -- HULK not want family jewels just swinging in breeze! In addition, HULK needs protection for package, and so HULK glad the HULK's jeans turn into Purple Daisy Dukes when change from puny Banner. HULK confused though; how come no matter whatever clothes puny Banner wears, HULK always have on Purple Cut Off Jeans? HULK wonder why this was never addressed in HULK comic? HULK think maybe pants also have HULK powers? Hmm. HULK gueses it no matter now, though; HULK like new outfit with armor and stuff that HULK got from outer space! Now HULK always HULK no matter what! Kick crap out of whole MARVEL UNIVERSE! Haha! Its good to be HULK.
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Sometime HULK get so caught up in moment, HULK forget that this is not forum for political rant, but talk about HULK, and other non-HULK related geek arts. HULK say, "appy polly logies!"
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And people no like that! They say, "why not more HULK SMASH? I not want know about HULK's personal problems! And HULK smashing big monster dogs not as cool as smashing BIG MONSTER MAN like ABOMINATION!" HULK think that some geeks never happy no matter what HULK does! HULK not worry though; HULK knows the haters see new HULK movie anyway. HULK know they complain, but the people, they love HULK no matter what. HULK think haters just bored, angry, and lonely. Don't get HULK wrong, though! HULK knows what it feels like to be angry and lonely. HULK just wants to be loved (as, HULK suspects, do the chronic haters/complainers).
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HULK want caring father like Reed Richards or Luke Cage! But instead, HULK dad is Nick Nolte! ARRRGH! WHY?!
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Hulk run for border.
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Hulk smash machines that take Hulk money. Hulk work hard delivery pizzas. Hulk hate "the Man".
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Hulk smash pillow talk.
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HULK know that Little Ceasars just using left over bread to make Pizza Bread Stick, but HULK NO CARE! HULK enjoy eating whole bag while stoned w/ friends playing video games and dipping bread in sauce. HULK wonder if there still is Little Ceasars? HULK rememebers being stoned in Little Ceasars when HULK was overcome with munchies when HULK still a teenager before he live more healthy like HULK do now. Sometime HULK miss his youth. HULK getting sad now.
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Hulk smash them. Hulk like Helms Deep. Helms Deep make Hulk smile.
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Oh wait, wrong Hulk. My bad.
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Hulk's little green friend lonely.
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Make Hulk cry. Hulk hate these feelings. Hulk watch Rambo, make feelings go away. Hulk bite head off of Hulk pooch. Hulk feel better.
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Don't get HULK wrong, HULK like Tyler as Arwen (sp?), but HULK think Jennifer Connelly is much more beautifuler than Tyler. HULK gets all misty eyed when he sees Connelly with her beautiful long black hair and pretty face. HULK also think Connellys eyes look beautiful when she cries; not that HULK want make Betty cry, but when she does cry cause HULK doing too much smashing, he wants feel the beauty of melancholy as relfected in her pretty eyes. HULK think Liv Tyler is cute (who not think that?) but Connelly is beautiful. HULK think contrasting the beauty w/ the beast is part of point, no? Make Betty more beautiful than cuteiful is what HULK thinks.
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there's a space station in washington dc?
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HULK concerned that Betty want heroin so bad Betty do ass to ass for wealthy Wall St. jerks, but not for HULK! HULK SO ANGRY!!! Only HULK should get to see such sights! Only HULK loves Betty the way Betty needs love! HULK think Betty should join NA and stop doing junk, because HULK knows junk is a dead end. HULK enjoy Kronos Quartet, though.
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Dark Water boring.
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Hulk scream Wolverine all the time.
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I'm getting all sorts of funny looks in the office cuz I can't keep from gigglingHULK no like big Mama in desk in front of him, HULK want to SMASH, HULK call told her she go f herself in the a...HULK no deliver Pizza and not for good chain for bad chain with red a black, HULK no like Pizza Hut make HULK think of Spaceballs and last good Mel Brooks movieHULK SMASH Darth helmet
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the guy said he wasn't allowed close to the filming, and sometimes they will let a main actors stuntman have a part in a film, so mybe he was just a pizza guy played by ed nortons stunt double..or maybe the incredible hulk has some tie in with a pizza place, anyone remember the lame tie in with every green product out there for the first film, i remember eating like 50 gallons of hulk green jello pudding and washing it down with hulk mountain dew, god i'm so fat
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HULK know people tired of j-horror, but HULK thought DARK WATER had a spooky melancholy that HULK found touching. Poor Jennifer Connelly! It not her fault she schizophrenic single mom in run down apartment building! HULK feel bad and sad for her. Still, HULK know DARK WATER not for everyone. HULK think it more like quiet, sad indie movie than horror movie.
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HULK want to SMASH AICN TB...HULK think too many CAPS in his TB here...HULK hate spelling errors, HULK mean to saw that HULK now work delivering Pizza for Pizza Hut, HULK SMASH Pizza Hut
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Him talk simple so Hulk can understand.
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"Aiiieeeeeeeee!!" "HULK NEED TIP TO PAY FOR PURPLE PANTS!!!"
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HULK say to HULK, why HULK post to AICN TB if HULK hate AICN TB? HULK think HULK actually LOVE to post to AICN TB, with or without spilling errars or too many CAPS. HULK say, AICN is as AICN does. Love it or hate it, HULK thinks HULK enjoys the inanity. HULK also wonders if Lou Ferigno will play a cameo. HULK thinks he should so that everybody can love and/or hate it and freak out on the internets about it forever and ever. HULK loves the internets. But HULK loves HULK most of all. HULK!
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Screeching voice hurt Hulk's ears more than BlackBolt's scream. Hulk smash ugly woman! Hulk only like hotties...
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HULK no want legal trouble from Atlanta. HULK buy animal crackers to play with New betty's belly.
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right smack dab in the middle of all these "Hulk this" and "Hulk that" comments... "there's a space station in washington dc?" lol The pizza delivery thing might be a job, or maybe if the military guys are chasing him and he was near the campus he jumped the pizza guy and stole his hat and jacket for a disguise? Who knows.
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at single, morbidly obese multiple-cat-owning ladies who order large pepperoni pizzas, wings, and cinnamon sticks...with a Diet Coke.
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...a perk for Hulk in an otherwise shitty job. Hulk very stoned now. Hulk must attemped to drive to Gamma Phi house, to deliver pizza. Hulk always sports wood at that house.
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who actually delivered pizzas at some point in their lives.
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and SET all its movies in Canada. Don't jerk us around and say, "Oh it can pass for NY or LA." When you can tell it's Vancouver. The lamest attempt I ever saw on film was in Rumble in the Bronx, where they said it was the Bronx and there was a snow capped mountain range in the freaking background.
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OK, Hulk definately is the worst comic book movie hero ever, the only thing worse than this pile of shit would be Catwoman. I have no idea why someone is trying to make another remake of the movie that made no money and made me feel like I had wasted 2 hours of my life viewing this POS. I hope this movie makes even less money because hopefully the people investing in Hulk with finally get the idea, that a fat green fuck who has no personality is not worth investing in, just like the Hulk.
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WHY PUNY HUMAN GIVE HULK FIFTY?
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Banner: Well, what do you want me to do? You just want me to hit you?
HULK: C'mon, do HULK this one favor.
Banner: Why?
HULK: Why? HULK don't know why; HULK don't know. HULK never been in fight. You?
Banner: No, but that's a good thing.
HULK: No, is not. How much can you know about you self, if you've never been in fight? HULK don't want die without any scars. So come on; hit HULK before HULK lose HULK's nerve.
Banner: This is crazy.
HULK: So go crazy. Let 'er rip.
Banner: I don't know about this.
HULK: I don't either. Who gives shit? No one watching. What do you care?
Banner: Whoa, wait, this is crazy. You want me to hit you?
HULK: That's right.
Banner: What, like in the face?
HULK: Surprise HULK.
Banner: This is so fucking stupid...
[Banner swings, connects against HULK's head]
HULK: Motherfucker! You hit HULK in ear!
Banner: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
HULK: Ow, Christ... why HULK ear, puny human?
Banner: Guess I fucked it up...
HULK: No, that was perfect!
HULK SMASH!!!
Banner: My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. -
http://face-melter.blogspot.com/
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Apologize if above quote is unintelligible
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in a tent.
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That would be some cool shit.
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the end Sucked (well not Nick Noltes Tirade that shit cracks me up) but that wierd Fight scene and climax.
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even with HULK's louse spalling and errers, but HULK still hate Pizza Hut and HULK hate anchivos HULK like Canadian bacon thoughand Shia...HULK loves Shia, HULK don't understand why Shia isn't in HULK movie
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Ang Lee's Hulk was very under-rated. I will admit that the ending was a little lacklustre but, fucking hell, at least Mark Stephen Johnston wasn't involved...
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HULK love that foxy Fox. Once Megan gets look at tree trunk in HULKs purple pants, HULK knows she'll be begging for HULKs GIGANTIC THROBBING.. uh... attention.
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Do not talk about HULK SMASH CLUB. HULK say second rule of SMASH CLUB is... RAAAOOORRRAGH!!!! SMASH!!! And so on and so forth.
(btw, good one GavinVanDraven. You make HULK laugh as he blows up credit card companies for Project Mayhem.) -
HULK assumes the answer is "no," though, HULK could be wrong. Perhaps Ang Lee surveys his wall of film-making awards (including Best Director Oscar) and/or bank account and says, "I'm really upset that people didn't get my HULK movie." But somehow, HULK thinks this is unlikely. HULK thinks its unfortunate that so many people didn't appreciate Lee's HULK; a movie that tried to be smarter and deeper than it needed to be, and therefore alientated, shall we say, the more "pedestrian" film-goer who gets confused by stuff like pathos and empathy. But HULK understands, though. Sometimes HULKs head hurts so much when he has to think; espeically when HULK watch movie! When HULK watch movie, he can only take 'splosions. If there are no 'splosions, HULK gets mad! And when HULK gets mad, HULK SMASH! ROOOARRRRGH!!!
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the truth is edward norton has a terrible addiction to hummel figurines. unfortunately his acting gig isnt cutting it, so he works at the local pizza joint for some extra money while shooting. he just happened to be delivering the set pizzas on his day off. true story. HULK SAYS SO!
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HULK wants a curbstomping scene HULK SMASH HULK thinks curbSMASHing hulk poddles would be fun...then HULK go different Smash with both Betty's Jennifer Betty and Liv Betty because HULK got more HULK JR then one betty can handle
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HULK thinks that sounds like a great idea!
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Hey Moriarty.
Just a shout out to encourage you to bring your catch-phrase out of retirement! -
Gere: So there never was a Hulk?
Norton: There never was a Banner. -
Incredible! The Hulk movie, not so incredible, but maybe I'll be surprised.
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HULK say Hulkspeak more popular than LOLcats with puny geeks. Hulk not feel this much love since he meet other bad speak green man Yoda and find he not alone. Hulk sorry for English, but every time him open grammar book he revert to puny Banner. Wait, is "him" subject or direct object? Hulk confused.
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Not ALL Dogs are nice to HULK. Hulk lost C-note in South Carolina yesterday betting on poodle in underground fight. HULK will now kill guy who gave Hulk hot tip, who told Hulk that poodle was irradiated. Poodle just spray painted. Hulk thinks caveat emptor.
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Dim light there is on Dagobah. Difficult to read grammar book, it is.
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funny stuff.
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Keep it up you crack me up.
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My hat goes off to you sir. Your posts have been some of the funniest shit I've ever read on AICN.
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This really sounds weird. Banner took on a lot of...er...odd jobs while on the lamb...but a bicycle pizza boy? Especially after we've already SEEN THIS career choice in Spiderman?!! Who would think a gamma radiation super scientist would stoop so low? No jobs at the raw sewage disposal department? I always thought Banner should take a job as an anger management therapist.
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I work at one of the hotels on Avenue near U of T, are they shooting there today? I want to stop by on my way to work and take a look. Where exactly on U of T campus is this, anybody know? I couldn't find much online.
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I love Ang Lee's Hulk.
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Aug 09, 2007 11:40:47 PM CDT
I hate those cocksmoking cock licking movie set people
by bringingsexyback
who think they can tell me where to walk in my own fucking neighborhood or any other public street I damned well please. I've fucked up at least two scenes on purpose just because they were dick-like instead of gracious. If these bottom-feeders of Hollywood would just ask nicely instead of being assholes, I might actually accomodate them. But I pay taxes here, they don't, so they can lick my taint if they want me to go out of my way. Bitch ass loser bottom-feeders.
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Banner as a pizza delivery guy? Who's conducting this trainwreck of a movie?
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He's surprised to learn that they're doing a whole remake rather than a sequel... not that he saw the first movie...
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Ca-razy!
Clever shit, Gavin.
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Read "World War Hulk" if you don't get the joke! ;)
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Aug 10, 2007 12:38:54 AM CDT
Hulk's wears a chef's hat, winks and gives the OK sign
by mrmysteryguest
Just like that public domain pizza chef does in those drawings.
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GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
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29 minute or pizza free guarantee! :)
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I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Hulkie!
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Hulk is a retelling of Jeckyl and Hyde. Every recreation of this premise, in the hands of marvel, has tried to be big, loud and spectacular. Go back to the source material. Read the book, watch the film with Fredric March. Get your tone and pacing from the original inspiration. The film could be fascinating, but it wont be if it has a 100 million dollar budget.
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Err... are we still doing that..?! By the way, if Marvel is collecting the movie rights to all of its characters, and this new Hulk is a SMASH (sorry!) does that mean we could get Spiderman VS Hulk movie? That would be so frickin cool in my book! It could happen guys!!
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...but this TB rocks.
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Hulk no find milk for coffee. Hulk smash office looking. Hulk broke coffee machine. Hulk now cranky bitch.
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Why puny humans break so much? Hulk smash them. Hulk creates traffic jam with smashed cars. Hulk stuck in traffic longer. Hulk not happy.
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while carrying a ghetto blaster on his shoulder.
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Tick makes Hulk laugh. Hurts Hulk belly. Hulk confused with these feelings. Hulk get angry now...why Hulk laugh like puny humans? Hulk smash tick and his TV.
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Voltron not Cloverfield. Hulk now laugh like puny humans at MRX.
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Hulk get drunk at set too much. Fondle men, women, animals. Hulk forget puny lines. Hulk smash director. Hulk fired. Hulk now pizza delivery hulk. Hulk has anger issues.
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...batteries run out during Power Point presentation, HULK Feels stupid! HULK SMASH projector, conference room table, and phone equipment, throw recording secretary through wall. Hulk gets laid off. To find job, HULK must log on to "monster dot com." HULK not appreciate irony. HULK must fudge resume, too. On a side note, HULK's insurance premiums are too high.
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HULK turn-ons: bees, traffic, IRS forms, confusing alarm clocks. HULK turn-offs: fruity drinks with umbrellas, bong hits, music of Jimmy Buffet, puppies. Puppies get Hulk every time.
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Wait, HULK think he take turn-on, turn-off too literally.
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When HULK ready to relax from day of smashing, HULK like to smoke gamma-irradiated weed from giant bong HULK bought at headshoppe on Sakaar. What, you think just cause HULK angry, he not like feeling euphoric sometimes? Haha! Puny humans with your schwag weed! HULK say, once you smoke Sakaar Gold, you never go back to Maui Wowie. HULK smoke now... *bubblebubblebubble* *toke*.. Hhn! HULK holding in, now... exhale... *whooooosh!* COUGH! HACK! COUGH! WHOOooaaaaahhh!! HULK say that some good shit... Heheh... HULK getting munchies soon... EAT WHOLE PIZZA PLACE HIMSELF! YUMMY!!!
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Hulk says : Smash bad acting Phoneix brother and Ron Howards ugly daughter. Smash.
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Hulk done the fraternity thing, thiks Nerds is alot closer to truth.
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HULK wishes he was in Prestige so HULK Smash Batman and Wolverine! HULK know best magic trick is how purple pants stay on and HULK JR not kill Jessica Biel when flop out!
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Hulk gets ass raped by Abomination in shower. decides puny humans aren't so bad after all, starts hating green people instead. black guys make HULK laugh now. HULK wishes he had not put that guy's mouth on the curb. SMASH!!! he gets out of prison and tries to convince Nick Nolte that puny humans are ok. Nolte shot by human in bathroom and absorbs bullet. and it all makes no sense.....
i like the Primal Fear reference above lol.
"there never was a HULK?"
"there never was a Banner." -
Bald Ball Man use drugs and shame baseball!!!
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RAARRRR!!! Tasty!!!
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HULK NO ORDER EXYRA ANCHOVIES!
any more and you guys will have a good comparision/contrast with the cookie monster and hulk. (vocal ability being one.) -
Cookie Monster talk funny!
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