Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. LA is such a weird place for me. I hate the fakeness, the money-grubbing, the traffic, the general attitude, but I love that it's a movie-driven town, I love the awesome shopping (Golden Apple, etc) and I love it that big events can happen there on a whim. Like the American Cinematheque can bring in just about anybody because it's all of a 40 minute drive for them.

And then there are the out of towners that come in for business, like Mr. Edgar Wright, who says, "Why not do a signing? Why not introduce a double-bill of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead at the New Beverly?"

So, you can hassle the poor Brit at the Virgin Megastore at Hollywood and Highland at 7pm next Tuesday, August 7th. He'll be selling and signing FUZZ DVDs and I've also heard he'll squeeze your breasts (men and women alike) if you utter the phrase: "I want your fuzz." No package squeezing, though. That crosses the line.

If you don't get enough of Wright there, then you can also try to get your boob-squeeze in when he introduces the FUZZ/SHAUN double-bill at the New Beverly on August 12th. Have fun, you lucky LA area readers!