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Massawyrm Says BOURNE ULTIMATUM Is More Of The Same...In A Good Way!!

Hola all. Massawyrm here.

You know, there's not really a whole hell of a lot to say about The Bourne Ultimatum as it is one of those films that truly is what it is. At this point you know whether this is your thing or not. Matt Damon plays ass kicking one time assassin Jason Bourne who returns for one more foray into his past as he slowly, piece by piece discovers that he's really Wolverine without the claws.

The Bourne films have never really been my thing. I've enjoyed them as the fun little action films they are, but I've never walked away from one saying Man, I need to watch that again! In fact, I've never watched them again. But I did enjoy each one as I watched it. To me they've always been fire and forget enjoyable time passers.

And that's exactly what The Bourne Ultimatum is, more of the same, but in the best way possible. Of the three it is actually my favorite - a ramped up, fun, thinly plotted chase movie that delivers on just about everything it appears to be attempting. There's not a whole hell of a lot going on. Jason Bourne once again is trying to find out his true identity which leads to the occasional scene in which Bourne is given a cryptic scrap of information before he is discovered by the local authorities and has to run, jump and kick his way through the highly trained but suddenly inept mob of agents. After about ten or so minutes of this we cut to another city, Bourne gets another scrap of cryptic information…lather, rinse, repeat. For about two hours. And despite this simple, methodical approach to storytelling, the structure actually works.

Every action beat hits at just the right time and watching to see exactly how Bourne is going to get out of trouble this time proves an enjoyable exercise every time he does it. The action is pretty intense, the pacing taut and there's never a wasted moment. Paul Greengrass seems to be exercising demons, having just previously torn the heart out of every New Yorker with United 93, he now wants to have fun with the town, tearing up every street and building he can find. And once again his raw, documentary style adds a gritty, almost believable reality to some pretty extreme stunts and sequences.

This was actually a really enjoyable film. It's nothing that's going to set the scene a blaze, but it's definitely going to take your ten dollars at the door and give you something worth every penny. The Bourne Ultimatum is the perfect example of a summer film – fun, loud and mindless, but ultimately something you won't regret giving your time over to. Recommended.

Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm

Bourne, Bourne, Bourne, Bourne to be alive.



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first?
by Automation Overlord
Aug 1st, 2007
11:13:53 AM
look forward to seeing it
by DIBARAHMAN
Aug 1st, 2007
11:16:33 AM
looking forward to this
by Automation Overlord
Aug 1st, 2007
11:17:14 AM
Even the "meh" reviews are good for this.
by Stuntcock Mike
Aug 1st, 2007
11:26:34 AM
"exercising demons"?
by Frijole
Aug 1st, 2007
11:34:20 AM
better then the usual hollywood shit
by Gothmoth
Aug 1st, 2007
11:39:35 AM
why are americans addicted with shit???
by Gothmoth
Aug 1st, 2007
11:44:07 AM
Saw it last night
by deadshot07
Aug 1st, 2007
11:51:34 AM
Why are people from other countries so stupid?
by spectrebeeyatch
Aug 1st, 2007
11:55:03 AM
Good
by Kizeesh
Aug 1st, 2007
11:55:41 AM
spectrebeeyatch
by biggles2_22
Aug 1st, 2007
12:02:38 PM
Why does Gothmoth lump all Americans into one group...
by Sidius
Aug 1st, 2007
12:08:56 PM
"fun, loud and mindless"? So, Massa, you see Bourne
by CreasyBear
Aug 1st, 2007
12:11:47 PM
Deadshot...couldn't make it, but heard good things.
by Ninja Nerd
Aug 1st, 2007
12:19:06 PM
And we simply have more people than most other
by Frijole
Aug 1st, 2007
12:23:07 PM
Why is biggles2_22 correcting spectrebeeyatch?
by Sidius
Aug 1st, 2007
12:30:24 PM
Ninja Nerd
by deadshot07
Aug 1st, 2007
12:43:10 PM
sidius or sidious?
by biggles2_22
Aug 1st, 2007
12:51:53 PM
I know I did...
by Sidius
Aug 1st, 2007
01:00:05 PM
Gothmoth For A Minute I Thought You Really Loved Dick
by The Ender Smites Foes
Aug 1st, 2007
01:10:14 PM
btw SidiOus
by biggles2_22
Aug 1st, 2007
01:15:56 PM
Run Bourne Run 3
by lost.rules
Aug 1st, 2007
01:22:17 PM
wash, rinse, repeat...
by biggles2_22
Aug 1st, 2007
01:26:00 PM
"fun little action films"?
by Ace of Wands
Aug 1st, 2007
01:30:56 PM
i'm not American and i liked transformers
by Automation Overlord
Aug 1st, 2007
01:34:13 PM
Mindless doesn't mean stupid
by Massawyrm 1
Aug 1st, 2007
02:05:29 PM
THIN PLOT
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 1st, 2007
02:27:24 PM
OR BEING MINDLESS FOR THAT MATTER
by THE KNIGHT
Aug 1st, 2007
02:29:37 PM
I need meds to read your piffle
by Ace of Wands
Aug 1st, 2007
02:39:52 PM
Wands, chill out already.
by minderbinder
Aug 1st, 2007
03:03:44 PM
minderbinder
by Ace of Wands
Aug 1st, 2007
03:41:25 PM
biggles2_22
by Sidius
Aug 1st, 2007
03:41:42 PM
Ace of Wands
by Massawyrm 1
Aug 1st, 2007
04:02:40 PM
as a fan of the bourne
by misnomer
Aug 1st, 2007
04:03:55 PM
im not disagreeing with
by misnomer
Aug 1st, 2007
04:06:03 PM
misnomer
by Massawyrm 1
Aug 1st, 2007
04:11:44 PM
The Bourne films are smart.
by LoneGun
Aug 1st, 2007
05:04:14 PM
I'm just gonna wait for Shoot'Em Up.
by eggbeater
Aug 1st, 2007
05:32:13 PM
Wording is everything.
by RainJacket
Aug 1st, 2007
05:39:07 PM
mindless massawyrm
by Ace of Wands
Aug 1st, 2007
05:57:32 PM
You know what this talkback needs? More MAATTT DAAMOON!
by Lando Griffin
Aug 1st, 2007
06:27:33 PM
rainjacket
by Halfbreedqueen
Aug 1st, 2007
06:30:41 PM
Massawyrm, the dumbest fucknut reviewer yet
by Razorback
Aug 1st, 2007
08:03:19 PM
Razorback - I have seen the future.
by Massawyrm 1
Aug 1st, 2007
08:25:08 PM
Sure SoylentMean
by Massawyrm 1
Aug 1st, 2007
08:51:24 PM
In The Mouth Of Mindless
by And Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu
Aug 1st, 2007
09:02:41 PM
I'll have to wait for universal to go neutral
by skiff
Aug 1st, 2007
09:11:47 PM
I gotta pipe in on this
by Maceox
Aug 1st, 2007
10:25:25 PM
I'm with you Massa
by MC-909
Aug 1st, 2007
11:13:01 PM
also...
by MC-909
Aug 1st, 2007
11:15:10 PM
Obviously
by tk 421
Aug 1st, 2007
11:22:04 PM
all I'm saying
by MC-909
Aug 1st, 2007
11:29:09 PM
oh, and fuck Minnesota
by MC-909
Aug 1st, 2007
11:31:18 PM
MC-909
by LoneGun
Aug 2nd, 2007
12:44:02 AM
lonegun
by MC-909
Aug 2nd, 2007
03:00:27 AM
MEMENTO
by LoneGun
Aug 2nd, 2007
09:45:18 AM
massawyrm is mindless...
by Ace of Wands
Aug 2nd, 2007
10:53:55 AM
massawyrm and big robots
by Ace of Wands
Aug 2nd, 2007
05:57:11 PM
I still fell asleeep-Some spoils but not revealing
by 7movies4plays
Aug 3rd, 2007
07:00:06 PM

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