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Published on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 9:06am |
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Massawyrm Lets The SUNSHINE In And Faces It With A Grin!!
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There have been a lot of highly entertaining films this summer, and as the usual This summer sucks!/This summer rules! debate continues, one thing is certain – while there have many films that will linger on in popular culture for quite some time, and live out their days on a great many dvd shelves, there has yet to be a film that might have a profound effect on a genre or other filmmakers as a whole. In other words, we haven't really had a film that makes people stand up and say I want to make a film just like that! Until now.
While it is not the loudest, the flashiest, the funniest or even the most fun of any of the films I have seen this summer, I absolutely believe Sunshine is the best. It is a film, that while watching it I thought to myself I wish I could watch a movie like this every day of my life. And I do. It's that good.
Sunshine is effectively a much darker, bolder and far reaching version of the classic science fiction tale Cold Equations (a science fiction story so good they actually teach it in High School.) And it gets to the very heart of what science fiction does best – putting characters in extraordinary circumstances and metaphorical hypotheticals, and then letting their humanity come out to play, warts and all. And Sunshine does this in top form. The situation is dire, the setup plausible and every human reaction is painful and thoroughly believable. They effectively took that really great astronaut subplot from Deep Impact and ramped it up with a much deeper, and less emotionally manipulative framework.
Personally, I love what Boyle is up to. He's quickly jumping from genre to genre, much like a young John Carpenter, adding his unique brand of intelligent, thoughtful, lyrical filmmaking and his indie sensibilities to genres in which most films seem to scream "More money! Dump in more money!" in the place of characterization and plot. Boyle treats each genre with respect – and you can really feel his love for them with each film. And this is no different.
But there is a point, during the third act turn, in which Danny Boyle pulls out one of his huge left turns, much like what happened at the end of 28 Days Later - and the film veers so far off the course you expect, that some audience members weren't quite sure what to make of it. Compounding this problem is the fact that this film refuses to spoon feed you, expecting you to piece a few things together yourself, and you end up with a film that loses a few folks along the way. But if you give yourself over to it and follow the logic, the end result is highly entertaining and extremely satisfying.
Speaking of logic, I do have to say if one thing is bothering me about this it is one of the lynch pins of the premise. You see, the sun is dying. And what is Hollywood's response? I know, let's strap a bunch of astronauts to the back of a bomb and launch them headlong into the sun. Um, okay. That sounds…plausible enough. Fortunately for me I'm buddies with Copernicus, our resident real life Astrophysicist. And he assured me that Hollywood actually has it right.
Wyrm, he reassured me, I understand how hard it is to understand for a layman like yourself, but we scientists are working hard every day to solve the astrophysical problems of tomorrow with the nuclear weapon technology of today. For example, say the core of the earth were to stop spinning. "Wait, the core of the Earth could stop spinning?" Sure, and when it does, we're gonna strap what we scientists refer to as a BIG FUCKALL BOMB to the back of a drill and send it straight towards the center of the Earth.
"Wait, but what if say an Asteroid were to collide with the planet?" Well then we'd have to send a drill out into space to strap a bomb to the back to. But of course, that would require oil drillers – which you'd have to train as astronauts first. Fortunately for us, their skill sets are very similar.
"But what if, say, a large comet were discovered by someone, like, Frodo? What then?" Well, then we'd have to send astronauts out with robot drills that we could strap a BIG FUCKALL BOMB to. "Wait. Do you always need a drill?" Oh, heavens no. Only when you need one. If you're gonna send a nuclear weapon into the sun, you don't need to drill down into it. That would just be silly. Wyrm, what you're failing to grasp is that there is little in this universe that can't be improved by shoving a big fuckall bomb right up its ass. I mean, sure, thirty years ago nuclear weapons were only good for commies and aliens – you'd just nuke em from from orbit. It was the only way to be sure. But could you imagine what it would be like if Disney had been aware of the advances we've made today? Do you realize what could have happened at the end of THE BLACK HOLE? "That would be fucking awesome!" Yeah, that's exactly what Stephen Hawkings said.
So if you can get past that teensy, tiny little plot point and politely accept that this is the very last time we'll accept this solution, then you should be fine. Otherwise I'm gonna sit down and start writing a new screenplay. It's about this hurricane that's about to slam into the coast, and a group of scientists…
But all kidding aside, I loved the hell out of this. It was everything I've been hoping for. It's smart and heady, but never pretentious. Of all of Boyle's films, this one will probably end up my favorite, if only because I'm a huge hard sci-fi fan and he managed to make a film unlike we've seen in a long time. This one comes Recommended to most and HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to science fiction buffs.
With apologies to Copernicus…
Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.
Massawyrm
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Reader Talkback
Let The Sunshine in.... by BetaRayBill07 | Jul 27th, 2007 09:11:07 AM | Derp!! by Loopster | Jul 27th, 2007 09:11:13 AM | Yeah, saw this one... by Jonesey1111 | Jul 27th, 2007 09:13:25 AM | First! by sammylou | Jul 27th, 2007 09:13:43 AM | Wait, don't do it!!! For the
love of God!! by BetaRayBill07 | Jul 27th, 2007 09:14:12 AM | Damn by sammylou | Jul 27th, 2007 09:14:36 AM | In Europe... by Kentucky Colonel | Jul 27th, 2007 09:21:55 AM | Dull, derivative, plodding and
predictable... by KillaKane | Jul 27th, 2007 09:32:36 AM | What's your beef with Da Bomb? by Borgnine JR | Jul 27th, 2007 09:33:03 AM | completely agree! by hoodedgeek | Jul 27th, 2007 09:41:00 AM | OMFG the electric scalpel by peterhengl | Jul 27th, 2007 09:42:24 AM | This Year's Little Miss ...
er, Sunshine!!!! by chrth | Jul 27th, 2007 09:42:56 AM | They're already way ahead of
you by brodieman1984 | Jul 27th, 2007 09:44:23 AM | Never seen The Fountain? by pedbaron | Jul 27th, 2007 09:46:15 AM | "A big fuckball bomb up the
ass" by Franklin T Marmoset | Jul 27th, 2007 09:49:36 AM | BIG FUCKALL BOMB by mefrog | Jul 27th, 2007 10:01:56 AM | missed a Q&A with boyle last
week in nyc by PVIII | Jul 27th, 2007 10:11:25 AM | Well made, but no original
ideas by Steve T | Jul 27th, 2007 10:15:50 AM | The Fountain by smackfu | Jul 27th, 2007 10:17:42 AM | oh and... by Steve T | Jul 27th, 2007 10:18:50 AM | Every Death On Main Site by Saluki | Jul 27th, 2007 10:22:42 AM | Oh please by Dkev00 | Jul 27th, 2007 10:22:52 AM | In Space, No One Can Hear You
Yawn. by Bungion Boy | Jul 27th, 2007 10:35:42 AM | Great film..... by council estate scumbag | Jul 27th, 2007 10:49:06 AM | The film was good, one of the
best of the summer, but.. by rbatty024 | Jul 27th, 2007 11:51:19 AM | Saw It by Autodidact | Jul 27th, 2007 12:18:50 PM | film refuses to spoon feed you by palewook | Jul 27th, 2007 12:23:59 PM | as for the best of the summer
thing. by palewook | Jul 27th, 2007 12:27:35 PM | Um, summer movie? by Kragmose | Jul 27th, 2007 12:45:15 PM | Best of the summer so far... by Christopher3 | Jul 27th, 2007 02:15:54 PM | Naming the ship the Icarus... by D. Allusion | Jul 27th, 2007 02:16:48 PM | I waited by Vergil | Jul 27th, 2007 02:20:43 PM | Blindingly Good by The Cosh | Jul 27th, 2007 03:12:55 PM | 'Of all of Boyle's films, this
one will probably end by DirkD13" | Jul 27th, 2007 03:45:23 PM | DirkD13" by Massawyrm 1 | Jul 27th, 2007 04:01:51 PM | This makes my top 10 list... by Go24Day5 | Jul 27th, 2007 04:33:55 PM | Chuck Norris delivers a swift
roundhouse kick... by JackPumpkinhead | Jul 27th, 2007 06:09:17 PM | Hollywood law: all science
fiction must have bombs by copernicus | Jul 27th, 2007 08:00:37 PM | Dug sunshine alot...but that
twist ending SUCKED. by Cinemajerk | Jul 27th, 2007 08:37:58 PM | too much fiction, not enough
science by Amy Chasing | Jul 27th, 2007 08:50:26 PM | XLNT film, big FU to the
haters by quantize | Jul 27th, 2007 09:11:42 PM | In Talkbacks Nobody Gives a
Shit what u think. by quantize | Jul 27th, 2007 09:12:34 PM | I have to strongly disagree
Amy...(spoilers) by Go24Day5 | Jul 27th, 2007 09:12:48 PM | Can someone offer a take on
Cap 1? (Spoilers) by Behemoth | Jul 27th, 2007 09:15:20 PM | Behemoth by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 27th, 2007 09:53:11 PM | Sunshine...HUGE
disappointment!!!! by ninpobugei | Jul 27th, 2007 10:28:49 PM | The first captain (Pinbacker)
was an interesting... by rbatty024 | Jul 27th, 2007 11:25:11 PM | Danny Boyle for Harry Potter 7 by Turd Furgeson | Jul 27th, 2007 11:28:24 PM | I donno, it was irritatingly
loud in my theater by s0nicdeathmonkey | Jul 28th, 2007 12:26:27 AM | The religious stuff totally
fit by s0nicdeathmonkey | Jul 28th, 2007 12:35:45 AM | I like the Alien influence by messi | Jul 28th, 2007 02:55:18 AM | 2001: Alien Horizon the 13th by Call me Kenneth | Jul 28th, 2007 05:04:51 AM | YO MOM'S GOAT (Spoilers) by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 07:32:48 AM | **SPOILER*** CRAZY CAPTAIN at
the end of movie by Cinemajerk | Jul 28th, 2007 08:46:29 AM | Memories of Murder by LORDRANDO | Jul 28th, 2007 09:27:31 AM | Cinemajerk - EXACTLY!!
(Spoiler) by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 10:24:19 AM | A few clarifications as I see
them by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 28th, 2007 11:07:40 AM | Film most DEFINITELY broaches
faith vs. science. by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 11:32:56 AM | Behemoth by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 28th, 2007 12:46:20 PM | Final Thoughts from Me by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 01:03:53 PM | Garland: "It's a Film About
Atheism" by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 01:09:26 PM | Sorry, here's that link
again... by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 01:11:53 PM | And last words from me... by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 28th, 2007 03:56:14 PM | OK, ONE more post by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 28th, 2007 04:00:53 PM | Am I turning into an old fart? by Anakin Whoopass | Jul 28th, 2007 04:44:12 PM | Anakin by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 28th, 2007 07:07:31 PM | YMG, gotta link for that Boyle
comment? by Behemoth | Jul 28th, 2007 10:46:00 PM | Behomoth: Link! M-oM... what? by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 29th, 2007 07:39:31 AM | and one more note by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 29th, 2007 07:45:17 AM | MoM... hostile much? by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 29th, 2007 11:47:45 AM | Oh, and this line? by YO MOM'S GOAT | Jul 29th, 2007 11:49:41 AM | Does the movie make sense? by Johnny California | Aug 2nd, 2007 01:15:19 PM | Don't believe it, you've seen
this film before !! by barnaby jones | Oct 17th, 2007 05:48:34 PM |
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