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Massawyrm Lets The SUNSHINE In And Faces It With A Grin!!



Hola all. Massawyrm here.

There have been a lot of highly entertaining films this summer, and as the usual This summer sucks!/This summer rules! debate continues, one thing is certain – while there have many films that will linger on in popular culture for quite some time, and live out their days on a great many dvd shelves, there has yet to be a film that might have a profound effect on a genre or other filmmakers as a whole. In other words, we haven't really had a film that makes people stand up and say I want to make a film just like that! Until now.

While it is not the loudest, the flashiest, the funniest or even the most fun of any of the films I have seen this summer, I absolutely believe Sunshine is the best. It is a film, that while watching it I thought to myself I wish I could watch a movie like this every day of my life. And I do. It's that good.

Sunshine is effectively a much darker, bolder and far reaching version of the classic science fiction tale Cold Equations (a science fiction story so good they actually teach it in High School.) And it gets to the very heart of what science fiction does best – putting characters in extraordinary circumstances and metaphorical hypotheticals, and then letting their humanity come out to play, warts and all. And Sunshine does this in top form. The situation is dire, the setup plausible and every human reaction is painful and thoroughly believable. They effectively took that really great astronaut subplot from Deep Impact and ramped it up with a much deeper, and less emotionally manipulative framework.

Personally, I love what Boyle is up to. He's quickly jumping from genre to genre, much like a young John Carpenter, adding his unique brand of intelligent, thoughtful, lyrical filmmaking and his indie sensibilities to genres in which most films seem to scream "More money! Dump in more money!" in the place of characterization and plot. Boyle treats each genre with respect – and you can really feel his love for them with each film. And this is no different.

But there is a point, during the third act turn, in which Danny Boyle pulls out one of his huge left turns, much like what happened at the end of 28 Days Later - and the film veers so far off the course you expect, that some audience members weren't quite sure what to make of it. Compounding this problem is the fact that this film refuses to spoon feed you, expecting you to piece a few things together yourself, and you end up with a film that loses a few folks along the way. But if you give yourself over to it and follow the logic, the end result is highly entertaining and extremely satisfying.

Speaking of logic, I do have to say if one thing is bothering me about this it is one of the lynch pins of the premise. You see, the sun is dying. And what is Hollywood's response? I know, let's strap a bunch of astronauts to the back of a bomb and launch them headlong into the sun. Um, okay. That sounds…plausible enough. Fortunately for me I'm buddies with Copernicus, our resident real life Astrophysicist. And he assured me that Hollywood actually has it right.

Wyrm, he reassured me, I understand how hard it is to understand for a layman like yourself, but we scientists are working hard every day to solve the astrophysical problems of tomorrow with the nuclear weapon technology of today. For example, say the core of the earth were to stop spinning. "Wait, the core of the Earth could stop spinning?" Sure, and when it does, we're gonna strap what we scientists refer to as a BIG FUCKALL BOMB to the back of a drill and send it straight towards the center of the Earth.

"Wait, but what if say an Asteroid were to collide with the planet?" Well then we'd have to send a drill out into space to strap a bomb to the back to. But of course, that would require oil drillers – which you'd have to train as astronauts first. Fortunately for us, their skill sets are very similar.

"But what if, say, a large comet were discovered by someone, like, Frodo? What then?" Well, then we'd have to send astronauts out with robot drills that we could strap a BIG FUCKALL BOMB to. "Wait. Do you always need a drill?" Oh, heavens no. Only when you need one. If you're gonna send a nuclear weapon into the sun, you don't need to drill down into it. That would just be silly. Wyrm, what you're failing to grasp is that there is little in this universe that can't be improved by shoving a big fuckall bomb right up its ass. I mean, sure, thirty years ago nuclear weapons were only good for commies and aliens – you'd just nuke em from from orbit. It was the only way to be sure. But could you imagine what it would be like if Disney had been aware of the advances we've made today? Do you realize what could have happened at the end of THE BLACK HOLE? "That would be fucking awesome!" Yeah, that's exactly what Stephen Hawkings said.

So if you can get past that teensy, tiny little plot point and politely accept that this is the very last time we'll accept this solution, then you should be fine. Otherwise I'm gonna sit down and start writing a new screenplay. It's about this hurricane that's about to slam into the coast, and a group of scientists…

But all kidding aside, I loved the hell out of this. It was everything I've been hoping for. It's smart and heady, but never pretentious. Of all of Boyle's films, this one will probably end up my favorite, if only because I'm a huge hard sci-fi fan and he managed to make a film unlike we've seen in a long time. This one comes Recommended to most and HIGHLY RECOMMENDED to science fiction buffs.

With apologies to Copernicus…

Until next time friends, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.

Massawyrm

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Let The Sunshine in....
by BetaRayBill07
Jul 27th, 2007
09:11:07 AM
Derp!!
by Loopster
Jul 27th, 2007
09:11:13 AM
Yeah, saw this one...
by Jonesey1111
Jul 27th, 2007
09:13:25 AM
First!
by sammylou
Jul 27th, 2007
09:13:43 AM
Wait, don't do it!!! For the love of God!!
by BetaRayBill07
Jul 27th, 2007
09:14:12 AM
Damn
by sammylou
Jul 27th, 2007
09:14:36 AM
In Europe...
by Kentucky Colonel
Jul 27th, 2007
09:21:55 AM
Dull, derivative, plodding and predictable...
by KillaKane
Jul 27th, 2007
09:32:36 AM
What's your beef with Da Bomb?
by Borgnine JR
Jul 27th, 2007
09:33:03 AM
completely agree!
by hoodedgeek
Jul 27th, 2007
09:41:00 AM
OMFG the electric scalpel
by peterhengl
Jul 27th, 2007
09:42:24 AM
This Year's Little Miss ... er, Sunshine!!!!
by chrth
Jul 27th, 2007
09:42:56 AM
They're already way ahead of you
by brodieman1984
Jul 27th, 2007
09:44:23 AM
Never seen The Fountain?
by pedbaron
Jul 27th, 2007
09:46:15 AM
"A big fuckball bomb up the ass"
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 27th, 2007
09:49:36 AM
BIG FUCKALL BOMB
by mefrog
Jul 27th, 2007
10:01:56 AM
missed a Q&A with boyle last week in nyc
by PVIII
Jul 27th, 2007
10:11:25 AM
Well made, but no original ideas
by Steve T
Jul 27th, 2007
10:15:50 AM
The Fountain
by smackfu
Jul 27th, 2007
10:17:42 AM
oh and...
by Steve T
Jul 27th, 2007
10:18:50 AM
Every Death On Main Site
by Saluki
Jul 27th, 2007
10:22:42 AM
Oh please
by Dkev00
Jul 27th, 2007
10:22:52 AM
In Space, No One Can Hear You Yawn.
by Bungion Boy
Jul 27th, 2007
10:35:42 AM
Great film.....
by council estate scumbag
Jul 27th, 2007
10:49:06 AM
The film was good, one of the best of the summer, but..
by rbatty024
Jul 27th, 2007
11:51:19 AM
Saw It
by Autodidact
Jul 27th, 2007
12:18:50 PM
film refuses to spoon feed you
by palewook
Jul 27th, 2007
12:23:59 PM
as for the best of the summer thing.
by palewook
Jul 27th, 2007
12:27:35 PM
Um, summer movie?
by Kragmose
Jul 27th, 2007
12:45:15 PM
Best of the summer so far...
by Christopher3
Jul 27th, 2007
02:15:54 PM
Naming the ship the Icarus...
by D. Allusion
Jul 27th, 2007
02:16:48 PM
I waited
by Vergil
Jul 27th, 2007
02:20:43 PM
Blindingly Good
by The Cosh
Jul 27th, 2007
03:12:55 PM
'Of all of Boyle's films, this one will probably end
by DirkD13"
Jul 27th, 2007
03:45:23 PM
DirkD13"
by Massawyrm 1
Jul 27th, 2007
04:01:51 PM
This makes my top 10 list...
by Go24Day5
Jul 27th, 2007
04:33:55 PM
Chuck Norris delivers a swift roundhouse kick...
by JackPumpkinhead
Jul 27th, 2007
06:09:17 PM
Hollywood law: all science fiction must have bombs
by copernicus
Jul 27th, 2007
08:00:37 PM
Dug sunshine alot...but that twist ending SUCKED.
by Cinemajerk
Jul 27th, 2007
08:37:58 PM
too much fiction, not enough science
by Amy Chasing
Jul 27th, 2007
08:50:26 PM
XLNT film, big FU to the haters
by quantize
Jul 27th, 2007
09:11:42 PM
In Talkbacks Nobody Gives a Shit what u think.
by quantize
Jul 27th, 2007
09:12:34 PM
I have to strongly disagree Amy...(spoilers)
by Go24Day5
Jul 27th, 2007
09:12:48 PM
Can someone offer a take on Cap 1? (Spoilers)
by Behemoth
Jul 27th, 2007
09:15:20 PM
Behemoth
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 27th, 2007
09:53:11 PM
Sunshine...HUGE disappointment!!!!
by ninpobugei
Jul 27th, 2007
10:28:49 PM
The first captain (Pinbacker) was an interesting...
by rbatty024
Jul 27th, 2007
11:25:11 PM
Danny Boyle for Harry Potter 7
by Turd Furgeson
Jul 27th, 2007
11:28:24 PM
I donno, it was irritatingly loud in my theater
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jul 28th, 2007
12:26:27 AM
The religious stuff totally fit
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jul 28th, 2007
12:35:45 AM
I like the Alien influence
by messi
Jul 28th, 2007
02:55:18 AM
2001: Alien Horizon the 13th
by Call me Kenneth
Jul 28th, 2007
05:04:51 AM
YO MOM'S GOAT (Spoilers)
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
07:32:48 AM
**SPOILER*** CRAZY CAPTAIN at the end of movie
by Cinemajerk
Jul 28th, 2007
08:46:29 AM
Memories of Murder
by LORDRANDO
Jul 28th, 2007
09:27:31 AM
Cinemajerk - EXACTLY!! (Spoiler)
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
10:24:19 AM
A few clarifications as I see them
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 28th, 2007
11:07:40 AM
Film most DEFINITELY broaches faith vs. science.
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
11:32:56 AM
Behemoth
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 28th, 2007
12:46:20 PM
Final Thoughts from Me
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
01:03:53 PM
Garland: "It's a Film About Atheism"
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
01:09:26 PM
Sorry, here's that link again...
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
01:11:53 PM
And last words from me...
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 28th, 2007
03:56:14 PM
OK, ONE more post
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 28th, 2007
04:00:53 PM
Am I turning into an old fart?
by Anakin Whoopass
Jul 28th, 2007
04:44:12 PM
Anakin
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 28th, 2007
07:07:31 PM
YMG, gotta link for that Boyle comment?
by Behemoth
Jul 28th, 2007
10:46:00 PM
Behomoth: Link! M-oM... what?
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 29th, 2007
07:39:31 AM
and one more note
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 29th, 2007
07:45:17 AM
MoM... hostile much?
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 29th, 2007
11:47:45 AM
Oh, and this line?
by YO MOM'S GOAT
Jul 29th, 2007
11:49:41 AM
Does the movie make sense?
by Johnny California
Aug 2nd, 2007
01:15:19 PM
Don't believe it, you've seen this film before !!
by barnaby jones
Oct 17th, 2007
05:48:34 PM

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