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Quint at Comic-Con: Thursday's panels... IRON MAN footage, 3:10 TO YUMA, MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN and some nifty posters!!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here with my wrap-up report from the Con. I don't advise it... but I know if I were reading the first thing I'd want to do is look at the IRON MAN descriptions... They're at the very end... scroll down until you hit the photo of Favreau, but promise you'll come back up to the top and read after you get all geeky excited about IRON MAN, okay? I saw two big panels today and conducted 6 interviews. Yikes. Panels were Paramount and Lionsgate… Let’s start with Paramount… You’ve already seen the Indy 4 and Star Trek stuff, but the panel got kicked off by HOT ROD with Akiva Schaffer, Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone (they showed the “punch dance” sequence, the Footloose moment where Andy works out his demons by dancing violently in a forrest while smoking and drinking, followed by a 2 minute long fall down a mountain… lots of laughter from the audience).

STARDUST with Jane Goldman and Neil Gaiman and now Gaiman is still on the stage, but the red-headed Goldman has been replaced by Roger Avary and they’re about to show the BEOWULF trailer. I’m expecting STAR TREK and possibly a surprise IRON MAN presentation, even though they’re doing IRON MAN officially on Saturday… Plus some INDY 4 stuff… SWEENEY TODD stuff! Okay, now they’ve released the poster. Pretty sweet.

CLOVERFIELD trailer runs. JJ Abrams takes the stage. “I want a monster movie. I want a great monster movie, have wanted it for so long. We need our own monster, for our own movie. I want something that is just insane and intense.” He told a story about visiting Japan with his son and seeing Godzilla all over the place. That’s when he thought that what we needed was our very own monster icon, in the same type as Godzilla, but something original and our own. The real trailer, real poster in the coming months. Not called MONSTROUS. Hahah, but the poster is real. Just missing MONSTROUS as the title. THE SPIDERWICK CHRONICLES… Phil Tippet and authors. Brought designs.

The designs are very toad-like. Mix it with a bat. It's a goblin. I have no idea about anything SPIDERWICK, so I can't tell you how great of a realization it is, but it could be something I'd expect to see come out of Henson Studios. The goblins go from 2' 3" to 3' 3. Tippett talks about creating a visual representation, building each of these goblins, fully sculpt and color them for lighting reference as well as a visual reference for the actors. They run some animation tests. Looks like big moving toads. It’s a pretty typical powerpoint type presentation that shows us how they shot for the effects… clean plate, visual reference pass, etc. They show us some footage with temp effects. Freddie Highmore is tripped up by the goblins, they bite his leg, but are in some protective circle. Teaser trailer runs. We've seen it before, I think. Can't say I'm too excited to see this, but it was cool to see Phil Tippett do his thing. Judd Apatow introduces trailer for Drillbit Taylor. Owen Wilson, a bum, is hired to protect kids from school bullies. They do it again, to pander to comic-con attendees... $280 million budget, Michael Bay did 2nd Unit... about a magic school... with robots and communication for the dead. The trailer started with a bunch of hard-asses being interviewed. Bouncer looking guys, kung fu dudes, etc. Then there's Owen Wilson who exudes confidence, says he’s worked for 3 presidents and can protect anybody… cut to the prê-teen nerds hiring for protection from school bullies. Looks the most typical and safe of the Apatow comedies, but it also looked like a lot of fun. Seth Rogen is one of the writers, so I trust this’ll rock. Let’s detour to Lionsgate’s panel before I circle back to finish off with Iron Man. I won’t be long… I didn’t see much of this panel thanks to an interview with Favreau at the head and a series of interviews at the end… So, the big thing was that SAW IV was denied, by Comic-Con, the ability to bring their footage because it was too harsh. This is a big issue I’m having with the Con and I’ll address it soon, but for now, the SAW IV panel. I didn’t see the footage (thanks to my string of interviews), but the director said the film just got through the MPAA and got hit with NC-17. They played it like they might not release a cut, R-rated version, but I’m sure we’ll see them play ball. If not, then that’s pretty awesome of them to challenge the MPAA with such a huge franchise. I doubt it, though.

Let’s talk a little bit about 3:10 TO YUMA. They played a couple clips, but the kick-ass one had Peter Fonda trying to steer an out of control stagecoach being chased by Russell Crowe and Ben Foster plus some gang members. Fonda takes a shotgun and aims at a horse and rider firing on the carriage. We zoom in and see a full saddlebag with a piece of dynamite sticking out. Fonda takes aim, fires and BLAM, the horse and rider explodes in a fiery mess. The carriage flips and Fonda is thrown. Crowe approaches, admiring the armored coach. “Hell, it would have been cheaper if you let me rob the damn thing.” Fonda grimaces and just tells him to kill him. Crowe, “I’m not going to kill you, not like this.” Fonda: “I’ll come after you.” Crowe (with a smile): “I’d be disappointed if you didn’t.” MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN They showed the trailer, which was pretty neat looking. Actually, they showed 2 trailers… the teaser was great and the full trailer was very traditional. The teaser was just an empty subway train running along its tracks. Inside the floor is slick with blood, glistening in the flickering light and we get looks at gore hanging off the hand-holds. All the while, the screeching of the train on its tracks grows louder and louder. Nice, simple trailer. And Clive Barker was really fucked up on something… maybe just life, but he was going on some crazy tangents about pot cookies. Alright. Enough procrastinating. Jon Favreau appeared in a video apologizing for not being there. He said, however, that he wanted to still show something. One note that has to be addressed… above the monitor was a piece of production art that no one mentioned or pointed to or anything… but it was Iron Man fighting who I assume will be Iron Monger. Grey, hulking… at least twice the size. The rumors are that the technology comes from the Mark 1 and it looks it. Anyway, Favreau turns around and clicks a button on his computer and the footage starts. It was about 20 of the cheesiest seconds from the old IRON MAN cartoon, complete with politically incorrect Mandarin. As the audience laughed, Favreau hopped on the stage to Black Sabbath’s IRON MAN.

He said that they planned on showing some footage, but then they scheduled a bigger event on the Marvel panel Saturday. The audience; “Awwww…” Dramatic pause… then Favreau: “Buuuuttt… maybe we could show some footage here first…” Crowd: (Roaring cheers). First off, the film looks beautiful. Matthew Libatique (REQUIEM FOR A DREAM) did an outstanding job. Crisp, lots of depth of field, natural colors. We’re introduced to Downey as Stark. He’s a bit of an asshole. He’s a weapon designer and he’s good… and he knows it. He’s actually a smart-ass… a little in the KISS KISS BANG BANG tone of character. He stands in front of an army group, mountains behind him. “Repulsor technology. They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That’s how Dad did it, that’s how America does it, and it’s worked pretty well so far.” Next bit… he’s stopped in what looked like Vegas… Favreau has a cameo as his body guard (Happy Hogan?!? Maybe not… maybe just random cameo #3, but he’d actually be a great Hogan), but Stark allows a very attractive reporter to get some time with him. “You’ve been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?” Stark: “That’s ridiculous. I don’t paint.” Reporter: “And what do you say to your other nickname, The Merchant of Death?” Stark: “That’s not bad.” Next cut was to Downey riding in a hummer with some army guys. One of them asks to take a picture. He makes some cracks about no gang signs as he poses. Out the front window, past a smiling army passenger we see another hummer suddenly explode. We see some cuts of action as the caravan gets taken down. Downey stumbles through the sandstorm (heartbeats on the soundtrack) and in the craziness an explosion goes off right next to him, knocking him off his feet. Next thing we know, he’s waking up in a cave, mid-section bandaged. He peels some of it off and reveals a crude contraption… a steel circle over his heart, with two wires leading down to a car battery. A man is working next to him, whistling. Stark: “What the hell did you do to me?” Man: “What’d I do? What I did is to save your life. I removed all the shrapnel I could. There’s a lot still there. Want to see? (He shakes a glass filled with tiny metal shards) Take a look. I’ve seen many wounds like that in my village. That (points to the device on his chest) is an electro-magnet hooked up to a car battery and it’s keeping the shrapnel from entering your heart.” Then we get a montage of Stark getting up, working in the metal shop with this man… prisoners both. VO: “I should be dead already. Unless it was for a reason. I finally know what I have to do.” Man: “What are you building, Stark?” He slams down a cooling Mark 1 mask. Stark: “I’m working on something big.” Then we get to see the Mark 1 in action. Glimpses of it as he puts it on and then we see some men with guns standing outside his door. We hear him coming, they look terrified… the door buckles as it’s hit. It buckles again and then if flies open, the Mark 1 standing there. It’s bulky, moves slowly, but it is bullet-proof. The bullets bounce off. In fact there’s a moment when he takes a Universal monster-like swing at someone, misses and gets his arm embedded in the cave wall. He struggles to pull it out as one of the gunmen approach quietly from behind him, unnoticed. The man raises his gun to the Mark 1’s head and pulls the trigger. The bullet ricochets back at the man, hitting him in the head instead. Iron Man looks over his shoulder like, “What was that?” He pounds the shit out of these guys, sending them flying into cave walls. The whole time the guitar solo section from Sabbath’s IRON MAN is playing. I don’t know if it’ll be included in the final picture, but it was awesome in this context. He beats down so many people, then gets to the cave entrance and unleashes on the crowd there with two wrist-mounted flame throwers. The audience went bat-shit. Afterwards we got glimpses of Jeff Bridges (bald, with a beard), Gwyneth Paltrow (who looks surprisingly good as a redhead) and then the only CG elements… The Mark 3, Red and Gold outfit flying through the sky, being chased by jets. Maybe not chased. They weren’t firing on him, but he did seem to want to out-distance them. And he didn’t have much trouble doing that. The footage ended with the logo, then back to Iron Man in the sky, the jet’s catching up… he ducks his head down, opens his palms, pointing them behind him and both repulsors shoot, sending him speeding out in front of the jets, going so fast as to make a sonic boom. It was actually really incredible. Downey proved he can be Tony Stark. Favreau proved that the practical effects look amazing and that our trust in him was worth it. I can’t wait to see more. I am so damn tired now it’s not even funny. I’ll be lucky to get 4 hours at this point. Ah, Comic-Con… Let’s show you two posters. I’m going to upload them into their respective posts, as well, but here are two geeky posters… and I gots them both, bitches!


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  • July 27, 2007, 6:27 a.m. CST


    by litliper

    No time for love Dr. Jones!

  • July 27, 2007, 6:27 a.m. CST

    Frist, fsrit, frsit???

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Ahhh balls!!!

  • July 27, 2007, 6:28 a.m. CST


    by iwontwin


  • July 27, 2007, 6:28 a.m. CST


    by PezQ

    anyhoo...IRONMAN sounded grrreat

  • July 27, 2007, 6:28 a.m. CST

    First and Can't Wait

    by bythehairofsanjaya

    Thanks for the coverage report! Can't wait for Iron Man

  • July 27, 2007, 6:29 a.m. CST


    by bythehairofsanjaya

    Man I got smoked. Fifth!

  • July 27, 2007, 6:32 a.m. CST

    oh boy oh boy oh boy...

    by just pillow talk

    I really hope Iron Man kicks ass. Everything seems to be "right" that we've seen so far. This, Dark Knight, Indy 4....things are looking up as compared to this year.

  • July 27, 2007, 6:38 a.m. CST

    Iron Man song? Hmmm. that actually works for me....

    by Behemoth

    I never thought about Sabbath's "Iron Man" associated with this, but I have to admit, hearing that description of IM taking out a horde with flame throwers from his gloves while that song is playing gave me the goosebump moment. I love how this is shaping up. Cannot wait...

  • July 27, 2007, 6:44 a.m. CST


    by Mr Squirrel actually I'm lying but there is some art of The Thing, Kelly's Heroes, Bob Mitchum, various babes and monsters, and I want the hits. Do I get banned now? On topic, I want to see that trailer too!

  • July 27, 2007, 6:45 a.m. CST

    Cool exec with a heart of steel

    by Mechakong!

    That Iron Man trailer sounds incredible. The only thing more amazing is how much weight Favreau lost. Cause damn, homeboy was a house before. If he is Happy Hogan that will make him the king of Marvel sidekicks/support staff actors.

  • July 27, 2007, 6:47 a.m. CST

    Favreau pumped?

    by Bluereader

    Man, is he hiting the juice or what? I saw him on G$ last night hitting on O. Munn and it looks like he was flexing his guns trying to get some action. I hope he's not on the roids' cause the make the pee pee get small and I sure want him to be giving OM some good lovin'.

  • July 27, 2007, 6:56 a.m. CST

    to have your own monster icon...

    by hoodedgeek

    ...surely that monster would have to protect mankind rather than destroy it. Brings a whole new discussion to the table don't you think? the abyss gazes also

  • July 27, 2007, 6:58 a.m. CST

    Cool as fuck!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    On all counts! Yay, Iron Man!!

  • July 27, 2007, 7:06 a.m. CST

    Midnight Meat Train

    by HeWhoCannotBeNamed

    Excellent. Hope it does the short story justice. Ryuhei Kitamura is a fun/cool/kickass director in my book, so I have high hopes for this one. *sigh* Who am I kidding? It will probably suck, but I would love to be pleasantly surprised.

  • July 27, 2007, 7:17 a.m. CST

    Love that Trek poster!

    by Trazadone

    Looks like Trek 11 is going in the right direction!

  • July 27, 2007, 7:23 a.m. CST

    Ok.. soiled myself

    by screamster101

    Finally some good things to look forward to. Thanks for the info.

  • July 27, 2007, 7:42 a.m. CST

    "Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an Iron can..."

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Christ, that would be lame. I mean, if all he did was whatever an iron can.<p>"Flee in fear, dastardly criminals, or you shall all feel the wrath of my polyester setting!!"<p>Anyway, nice work on the Iron Man description, Quint. I just get more and more excited about this one. Positive vibes and yang energy to the first person who posts an online link to it.

  • July 27, 2007, 7:45 a.m. CST

    hey Frankie

    by just pillow talk

    Finally got to watch your masterpiece "Ghostrider". Holy shit was that atrocious. I think my favorite parts of that movie was the "action scenes" where said bad guy would attack ghostrider, throw around a bit, and then stand back/hang in the air and wait to be attached by the flaming chain whip. Bye-bye badguy. It was really painful to watch.

  • July 27, 2007, 7:58 a.m. CST

    I'm happy/sad you enjoyed it/hated it

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    I'm not sure which, but either way you have my congratulations/sympathies.<p>It seems a little unfair suggesting you watch that one, because I saw Blood Diamond the other day (as a part of the transatlantic movie exchange program) and it's actually a pretty decent film. Not great, but I liked it, and I thought Leonardo did a good job. Don't tell anyone, but I even teared up a little bit at the end.<p>I also need to thank TELF for recommending Timeline, which was fucking hilarious. A true classic of the Dumbhouse genre. Nice one, TELF.

  • July 27, 2007, 8:07 a.m. CST

    Iron Man!!

    by waites

    Thanks for describing the Iron Man footage!! I cannot be more excited about this movie!! it sounds totally perfect!! Bring it on!!!

  • July 27, 2007, 8:09 a.m. CST

    nice Indy teaser

    by The Ghost of Marcus Brody


  • July 27, 2007, 8:13 a.m. CST

    Your mom rode my Midnight Meat Train

    by Deuce Hexx

    I require more than a passing mention of the MMT trailers/presentation! Fuck Iron Man! Not that it doesn't sound kick-ass, I am just a Barker-phile and also a Kitamura-phile.

  • July 27, 2007, 9:27 a.m. CST

    as part of our transatlantic movie exchange program

    by just pillow talk

    (TMEP), I would like to recommend 'No Escape' with Ray Liotta, Ernie Hudson.<p>Yes, the gambit of emotions ran through me while watching Ghostrider, but mostly amazement/disbelief/shock that they actually released this in theaters...

  • July 27, 2007, 9:42 a.m. CST

    Okay, No Escape it is

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    Consider that one added to the list. Since you're offering up a daft one, it seems only fair that I suggest a genuinely good one I've seen lately. I don't know if you've seen any of these, so here's a few to consider:<p>Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer - Good period piece about a creepy killer who smells stuff.<p>The Good Shepherd - A slow burner, but better than the reviews I read and almost makes up for De Niro's shitty acting record of late.<p>The Illusionist - Fuck it, I liked it better than The Prestige. Edward Norton and Paul Giamatti? How can you go wrong?<p>Also, by way of a reverse recommendation, please do not watch The Gingerdead Man, which is a film about an evil gingerbread man and is not nearly as good as it sounds. It's only an hour long, and I was bored to tears for all 3600 seconds of it.<p>P.S. Iron Man looks good. Totally on-topic.

  • July 27, 2007, 9:44 a.m. CST

    go indy

    by occula

    if that poster didn't give you even the slightest frisson, then you're about as geek as a bag of kittens.

  • July 27, 2007, 9:52 a.m. CST

    Oh fuck, I can't believe I didn't say Hot Fuzz!

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    If you haven't seen it, just pillow talk, my recommendation to you is Hot Fuzz. Hilarious film, especially for Point Break fans.<p>Unless you hated Shaun Of The Dead, in which case don't bother.

  • July 27, 2007, 10:40 a.m. CST

    I was considering that perfume movie...

    by just pillow talk

    Seen the other two (Good Shepherd was just okay for me, the Illusionist was good, but I prefer me the Prestige).<p>And I'm, appalled that the Gingerdead Man was no good. I mean, with that title, great horrifically awful things were expected. I just can't believe it didn't deliver in the stupidity department. Oh, and Hot Fuzz is in my queue. I found Shaun of the Dead freak'n hilarious. I love that he keeps his walking dead friend chained up at the end there.

  • July 27, 2007, 10:43 a.m. CST

    follow-up on Gingerdead Man...

    by just pillow talk

    I just looked it up on Netflix, and here's the movie description: <p>Evil never tasted so good! When Sarah Leigh (Robin Sydney) testifies against three murderers in a death penalty case, she never expects them to return to life in the form of delicious desserts. But that's exactly what happens when their cremated ashes accidentally fall into a batch of batter and are baked into a trio of gingerbread men. Now, the adorable yet evil cookies will stop at nothing to find the woman who sent them to the electric chair.<p>I just can't believe this wasn't a keeper!

  • July 27, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST

    Quint: an exceptionally geeky question for you

    by CreasyBear

    Are the repulsor rays solid beams, or distinct, measured blasts like the lasers in Star Wars? (After the sheer nerdy-ness of this question, I will never again be able to make fun of the adults who spend their hard-earned money on the toys (sorry, "maquettes") AICN pimps so often in its corner ads.)

  • July 27, 2007, 10:56 a.m. CST

    That gingerdead asshole

    by Franklin T Marmoset

    See, when you describe it like that, it sounds great, but watching the damn thing is a whole 'nother matter. One of those frustrating superlow budget affairs where they come up with a funny concept and then do nothing interesting with it, and it's just really, really boring. What a waste.<p>So, Hot Fuzz it is, then. I liked it so much I'm thinking of buying it, and I hardly ever buy DVDs anymore. The last half hour, especially, had me in tears of laughter. Nick Frost is a comedy genius - no one else can say 'cunt' and make it as funny as he does.

  • July 27, 2007, 11:32 a.m. CST

    Anyone have more info on Clive Barker??

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Can't wait to finally read 'The Scarlet Gospels' hope it finally WRAPS SOMETHING UP....the guy has what, 4 or 5 trilogies in progress at the same frakin' time!

  • July 27, 2007, 11:48 a.m. CST

    $280 Million?????????? WTF?

    by Vadakin

    "Judd Apatow introduces trailer for Drillbit Taylor. Owen Wilson, a bum, is hired to protect kids from school bullies. They do it again, to pander to comic-con attendees... $280 million budget, Michael Bay did 2nd Unit... about a magic school... with robots and communication for the dead." <p> That's gotta be a typo surely...or are studios so stupid that they think Owen Wilson can carry a $280 Million film?

  • July 27, 2007, 11:58 a.m. CST


    by HeWhoCannotBeNamed

    Surly you know of this site, but here you go if not. <P> <P> Lots of quotes from the man himself on all his projects in the works. Links at the bottom of each page takes you to more info on more "stuff". Amongst the many listed: <P> Cabal parts 2 & 3 <P> Galilee part 2 <P> Mister B. Gone <P> The Thief of Always part 2 <P> Abarat parts 3, 4 & 5 <P> Book of the Art part 3 <P> Books of Blood volume 7 <P> and, The Scarlet Gospels sounds like it's ready to go soon. Yea!

  • July 27, 2007, 12:50 p.m. CST


    by Lando Griffin

    you were joking about not realizing that was a joke, right? ... Right?

  • July 27, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Downey's H. Lockhart wasn't a smartass in KKBB

    by SpencerTrilby

    he was just a witty, gigantic loser. <p> Past performances like in US Marshals ans Hearts and Souls should be closer of his Stark portrayal. At least I hope, cause his asshole, heartless character in H&S was screaming Tony Stark. Please, don't turn him into a sarcastic, grown up version of comic books' Spidey. PLEASE!!!

  • July 27, 2007, 1:13 p.m. CST


    by Zarles

    Any ideas what the hell that is?

  • July 27, 2007, 2:04 p.m. CST

    The "too much for Comic-Con" line is bullshit

    by Fridge

    They're just trying to pump up Saw 4 as much as they can by saying it's super violent. I've heard the description of the trailer for Midnight Meat Train that was shown and if that can be shown at the Con then whatever Saw 4 had up it's sleeve should have been perfectly acceptable.

  • July 27, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    Midnight meat train....

    by Rameses

    Is a nice little story , but its only about twenty pages long!Theres going to have to be some severe padding to get a film out of it!

  • July 27, 2007, 2:16 p.m. CST

    Black Sabbath's Iron Man

    by TheBloop

    If they do use the "Iron Man" song in the finished movie, by god it better the original Black Sabbath Song. I have nightmares about studio executives finding the need to make a hip hop remix version with Doctor Dre to get the 13 year ridillin crowd to buy the soundtrack. Any one remember the Puff Daddy version of "Kashmir" from 1998's "Godzilla" film? Just thinking about that make me dry heave

  • July 27, 2007, 2:24 p.m. CST


    by Bloo

    I want to see Iron Man NOW! Jon...Favs, man please I'll let you tie me up and work out your frustrations for appearing The Replacements if only you will let me see Iron Man now.

  • July 27, 2007, 2:51 p.m. CST

    I want to get high with Clive Barker

    by oceanic86

    If there's one living author I'd like to spark up a fatty with, and have a long, rambling, pseudo-intellectual conversation with, it's Clive Barker. I'm sure he'd really put a whole new spin on the old stand-by stonerisms.

  • July 27, 2007, 3:29 p.m. CST

    I SWEAR this is true about Cloverfield!!!!

    by Oatu

    I know a guy who was on the set and he said the so-called "monster" looked INCREDIBLY CHEESY, like really bad...

  • July 27, 2007, 6:01 p.m. CST

    Barker is a stone-cold loon

    by palimpsest

    Met him at a book signing once and he was away with the chemical fairies. Nice chap and all that, but I wouldn't trust him with too much that a) involved hand-eye coordination or b) creating detailed mythologies and never quite getting round to finishing the stories occurring inside them.

  • July 27, 2007, 6:03 p.m. CST

    I wish there was an edit function here

    by palimpsest

    Then I could have carved the last part of my previous post into something approaching comprehensible English. Ah, well. I meant something along the lines of: "Met him at a book signing once and he was away with the chemical fairies. Nice chap and all that, but I wouldn't trust him with too much that a) involved hand-eye coordination or b) didn't involve creating detailed mythologies and never quite getting round to finishing the stories occurring inside them." Time for bed, methinks.

  • July 27, 2007, 11:27 p.m. CST

    what's that smell?...

    by kname2

    sniff....sniff...smells like Marvel's billionaire vigilante is about to kick DC's billionaire vigilante's ass...or something like that

  • July 29, 2007, 9:45 p.m. CST

    aaahh ha ha ha ha!!

    by evilmasterfoo

    i got an iron man t-shirt and watched the footage 3 times... the Con was awesome!!!