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Uncapie Bids An Affectionate-But-Welcomed Adieu To Batboys And Killer Kittens!!

Yo! I'm Uncapie!

Weekly World News, the comic bookesque tabloid that graced newsstands and grocery stores across the nation since its debut in 1979, will finally print its last issue August 3rd.

Like the late "National Lampoon" magazine from yesteryear, they were
noted for such bizarre headlines as "Boy Locked In Refrigerator; Eats Own Foot," "Space Alien Meets With Bill Clinton," "I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave," "London Double-Decker Bus Found On Moon" and the most famous, "Bat Child Found In Cave," who later became their world renowned mascot, "Bat Boy."

Bob Greenberger, an editor with the Weekly World News, explained that he and his staff were called into a meeting and were told that the board of directors decided that it was in the best interest of the new owners that publish several other newspapers to cease publication of Weekly World News and to focus on the serious side of journalism.

Like we have enough of those already.

Weekly World News was never taken to be serious. It was all about a bunch of guys sitting around(Probably drunk.) dreaming up the weirdest stories the public would buy. They were funny, strange-o and just too far out to be believed.

Whose head didn't turn at the check-out line looking at some of those headlines and found yourself picking up a copy reading the story "Boy Gets Locked In Refrigerator Again! Eats Other Foot!"

They created a comedic diversion in a world that's constantly under pressure allowing us to laugh at the world and at ourselves.

And a few extraterrestrials thrown in for good measure.

Thanks for the laughs guys!

Uncapie




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damn
by CarmillaVonDoom
Jul 25th, 2007
10:40:46 PM
I feel like I lost a child..
by loafmeat
Jul 25th, 2007
10:47:15 PM
I read WWN for the articles
by Bob of the Shire
Jul 25th, 2007
10:55:05 PM
Holy crap, this is one thing I thought would never die.
by The Dum Guy
Jul 25th, 2007
10:59:52 PM
Shit. I will miss it too.
by Boondock Devil
Jul 25th, 2007
11:18:32 PM
Thanks for the spoiler warning UNCAPIE
by misterWINKIE
Jul 25th, 2007
11:19:01 PM
It's really too bad
by CherryValance
Jul 25th, 2007
11:23:09 PM
fuck whoever is cancelling this
by WolfmanNards
Jul 25th, 2007
11:27:09 PM
MEN IN BLACK
by WolfmanNards
Jul 25th, 2007
11:27:57 PM
So I married an Axe Murderer
by WolfmanNards
Jul 25th, 2007
11:28:34 PM
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS WILL NEVER DIE...
by JustinSane
Jul 25th, 2007
11:43:02 PM
TV Show?
by Beldo84
Jul 26th, 2007
12:11:32 AM
The people who make this...
by gotilk
Jul 26th, 2007
12:15:43 AM
the year 2007 raped my childhood!
by Al Delvechio
Jul 26th, 2007
12:22:08 AM
"Boy Locked In Refrigerator; Eats Own Foot"
by Iblis_mage
Jul 26th, 2007
12:33:18 AM
Vampires Hunt Our Streets!
by Yeti
Jul 26th, 2007
02:05:38 AM
Damn . . .
by Nice Marmot
Jul 26th, 2007
07:35:05 AM
My favorite cover-story
by jeffrex007
Jul 26th, 2007
07:55:47 AM
This is indeed sad news.
by Kirk's Toupee
Jul 26th, 2007
08:47:01 AM
My favorite...
by Kid Z
Jul 26th, 2007
09:58:07 AM
I bet it will just go ONLINE
by George Newman
Jul 26th, 2007
11:51:27 AM
Man I loved that magazine, high price killed it.
by ShiniGamiSan
Jul 26th, 2007
12:13:59 PM
Batboy is a national hero
by FraDolcino
Jul 26th, 2007
01:46:24 PM
Fare thee well, WWN
by Banky the Hack
Jul 26th, 2007
02:45:35 PM
The really sad thing is....
by liljuniorbrown
Jul 26th, 2007
04:13:46 PM
The Men In Black just lost a primary information source
by GreatWhiteNoise
Jul 26th, 2007
04:45:00 PM
The government shut them down at last.
by TheContinentalOp
Jul 26th, 2007
04:58:52 PM
Anybody know whatever happened to the...
by Moonwatcher
Jul 26th, 2007
05:28:52 PM
Who actually bought that rag?
by Playkins
Jul 27th, 2007
06:00:13 AM
Batboy: The Movie!
by Kid Z
Jul 27th, 2007
08:05:42 AM

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