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Dog Soldier Reports On Hayden Christensen And Jessica Alba In AWAKE!

Hey, everyone. ”Moriarty” here.

I wonder if I’m not supposed to notice that this is the basic premise of an episode of ALFRED HITCHCOCK PRESENTS... both the old version and the ‘80s version. ‘Cause it is.

Still sounds interesting, though. Something like this comes down to performance, and I’m curious to see how Christensen does when he has to carry a film.

Spoiler Review of Awake

Hey there AICN. I live in London and recently my friends managed to got hold of what they said was free tickets to a movie named 'Awake'. I was told the movie had Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen. I was definitely looking forward to the movie for only one thing: the eye candy that is Jessica Alba. The movie is about a young man who is subjected to an operation but is yet left alert of the activity and pain, yet he is unable to respond or move his body because he is paralysed. Sounds interesting right? Indeed. So there i was sitting at the Odeon in Kingston and the movie began.

The movie follows a young man named Clayton (Christensen) who is madly in love with his mothers assistant (Alba). Against his mothers wishes he decides to marry the girl and perform his operation at a regular clinic, where his mother advised him not to and seek professional help for his heart condition. His heart condition is fatal, meaning that without a transplant of the organ, he will die. The movie begins setting up the characters, Terrence Howard plays Claytons good friend and personal doctor who will be responsible for his operation. The acting here is mediocre yet the only person that steals the show is Christensen, and the actress who plays his mother.

And then the thriller begins, he is on the table, and he is hearing everything. And we the audience are subjected to Claytons thoughts as he feels what is happening to his body. 'Am i dead?' 'How can i hear things?' 'Is this meant to be happening to me?' are just few of the thoughts running through his head until he is cut opening, then for five minutes we hear a Clayton yell;

'FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! OH MY FUCK FUUCCCCCCCCCCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FUCK!!!!' repeatedly, which adds the tension needed and you the audience are thinking the same thing. So whats the big twist in the movie? There going to kill him, his best friend doctor (Howard) and his team. There going to kill him and the mastermind behind the operation is Jessica Alba, his girlfriend. It is then Clayton leaves his body is some sort of spirit form wandering the hospital swearing and cursing, running around, retracing his memories and picking up all the clues and figuring how they all add up.

Overall the movie is Hayden Christensen's movie, hes funny, charming and we will definitely see more of him in the future. The only bad things in this movie are Jessica Alba, who just can't act evil, im sorry but she can act as the cute loveable girlfriend but the moment we find out shes an evil two timing bitch, she cannot bring that evil bitch forward through acting. Other minor things effect the movie as well such as wierd lighiting, in the same scenes the colour tone of the movie changes from different angles. Maybe this is just because it was a test screening, the voice over sounded a bit dodgy aswell but then again it it could be because of the stage of development. Some points of the movie do feel cheesy and sometimes the narrative feels very weak, but then very strong once again. So it is indeed flawed.

I give this movie a thumbs up. I enjoyed it with my friends and it was a good ride. What impressed me was Hayden Christensen and even the director Joby Harold who made a good debut. I will not watch it again but i do reccomend it. 3.5/5

Call me Dog Soldier.

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mmm....
by OneintenMan
Jul 24th, 2007
03:13:05 AM
SOUNDS LIKE SHITE
by Derek Wildstarr
Jul 24th, 2007
03:23:52 AM
Plant my ass
by RuneIV
Jul 24th, 2007
03:52:05 AM
Sounds Ok
by Papa Lazaru
Jul 24th, 2007
04:01:43 AM
"The only bad things in this movie are Jessica Alba"
by The Dum Guy
Jul 24th, 2007
04:09:39 AM
Xiphos seems to be using the same definition...
by raw_bean
Jul 24th, 2007
04:16:09 AM
The Dum Guy
by raw_bean
Jul 24th, 2007
04:17:22 AM
Spolier alert !!!??
by barnaby jones
Jul 24th, 2007
04:20:01 AM
Poor old Hayden Christensen
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
04:28:41 AM
raw_bean
by The Dum Guy
Jul 24th, 2007
04:33:55 AM
plant
by Ray Gamma
Jul 24th, 2007
04:45:35 AM
Nice one, Shite...
by Laza-rus
Jul 24th, 2007
05:22:09 AM
PLANT
by Lost Prophet
Jul 24th, 2007
05:22:43 AM
The Royal Borough Of Kingston Upon Thames
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
05:39:58 AM
Isn't it near Guildford, Surrey?
by Lost Prophet
Jul 24th, 2007
05:58:26 AM
Meh
by Yeti
Jul 24th, 2007
06:30:00 AM
plant? uh....
by BizarroJerry
Jul 24th, 2007
06:38:48 AM
All you dirty Londoners are the same, Lost Prophet
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
06:51:40 AM
But does he escape the fascists and learn samurai arts?
by Spandau Belly
Jul 24th, 2007
07:06:47 AM
The perfect storm of bad acting
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
08:01:06 AM
Dum Guy: Jessica Alba?
by raw_bean
Jul 24th, 2007
08:07:41 AM
Hayden & James
by JohnnyOClock
Jul 24th, 2007
08:08:47 AM
As for that phrase, Ray Gamma...
by raw_bean
Jul 24th, 2007
08:10:48 AM
One of the worst anime flicks I've ever seen
by godoffireinhell
Jul 24th, 2007
08:11:51 AM
Leave Hayden alone
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
08:12:21 AM
US Release Date???
by Gemma_Mac
Jul 24th, 2007
08:12:50 AM
How many actors regret doing the prequels?
by colivo
Jul 24th, 2007
08:15:24 AM
Natalie Portman redeemed herself nicely
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
08:25:20 AM
And before you say anything bad about James Franco
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
08:30:35 AM
The prequels were a nasty brush to be tarred with
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
09:00:57 AM
You're so funny, YackBacker, make me laugh again
by greyspecter
Jul 24th, 2007
09:09:31 AM
"His heart condition is fatal...
by Jamador79
Jul 24th, 2007
09:33:19 AM
Ewan McGregor's reputation is in tact
by Spandau Belly
Jul 24th, 2007
09:53:46 AM
Didn't Hayden Christensen Complain that George Lucas
by kevinwillis.net
Jul 24th, 2007
09:58:03 AM
Shattered Glass=
by PVIII
Jul 24th, 2007
10:07:52 AM
Jessica Alba is a celebrity
by messi
Jul 24th, 2007
10:14:31 AM
colivo not really
by messi
Jul 24th, 2007
10:16:46 AM
I don't want to Embrace them
by Lost Prophet
Jul 24th, 2007
10:21:31 AM
Ewan McGregor hasn't been in a good movie since...
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
10:47:21 AM
Down with Love?
by Lost Prophet
Jul 24th, 2007
10:49:57 AM
Hayden's still a better actor that Jake Lloyd
by Puddleglum
Jul 24th, 2007
10:52:28 AM
Oh, and Alba...
by Puddleglum
Jul 24th, 2007
10:54:09 AM
i couldn't understand
by El Borak
Jul 24th, 2007
11:01:02 AM
You're too harsh, Spandau Belly
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 24th, 2007
11:02:54 AM
Down with Love and a personal note to Franklin
by Bloo
Jul 24th, 2007
11:17:43 AM
Down With Love sucked. Pillow Talk was better
by finky089
Jul 24th, 2007
11:24:33 AM
OK, I may have pushed it with Down by Love
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
11:38:11 AM
Sorry, Down WITH Love
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
11:46:30 AM
FUCKING HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!!
by DamnYouMB
Jul 24th, 2007
11:53:19 AM
Okay, I'll give you Black Hawk Down
by Spandau Belly
Jul 24th, 2007
11:54:21 AM
Spoiler Alert You twat!!
by Brody77
Jul 24th, 2007
11:58:59 AM
Ya mean they're actually...
by Kid Z
Jul 24th, 2007
12:12:41 PM
They're just saving you from yourself, Brody
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
12:45:43 PM
Sounds Unbelievably Fucking Gay
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 24th, 2007
02:28:06 PM
Moriarty--tsk tsk
by Birdys Piano Teacher
Jul 24th, 2007
02:40:05 PM
Shattered Glass was good
by Magic Rat
Jul 24th, 2007
02:50:01 PM
Shattered Glass succeeded in spite of him
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
02:55:05 PM
Don't worry Hayden.....
by Smerdyakov
Jul 24th, 2007
02:59:07 PM
Wow. Watch as I become even more disinterested in this
by SpyGuy
Jul 24th, 2007
03:06:10 PM
re: raw_bean
by Ray Gamma
Jul 24th, 2007
03:12:23 PM
PS
by Ray Gamma
Jul 24th, 2007
03:16:21 PM
The movie sounds dire, but what a hilarious talkback!
by Daddylonghead
Jul 24th, 2007
03:26:43 PM
wow
by McClane_Corleone
Jul 24th, 2007
03:27:42 PM
wow
by McClane_Corleone
Jul 24th, 2007
03:27:42 PM
wow
by McClane_Corleone
Jul 24th, 2007
03:27:44 PM
Even e-mail clients have spell check these days...
by Heckles
Jul 24th, 2007
03:33:03 PM
Haha
by McClane_Corleone
Jul 24th, 2007
03:36:52 PM
Upcoming KOREAN film, SAME kinda . . .
by WX1
Jul 24th, 2007
03:45:07 PM
Mean to say that . . .
by WX1
Jul 24th, 2007
03:47:45 PM
Worst Actress Standing
by Garbageman33
Jul 24th, 2007
04:05:05 PM
Whoa - this is like getting two hot blocks of wood
by superninja
Jul 24th, 2007
04:06:39 PM
Hayden's a good actor.
by CherryValance
Jul 24th, 2007
04:11:18 PM
the actingest day of the year, etc
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 24th, 2007
06:00:19 PM
jamador79/heart condition
by Thunderbolt Ross
Jul 24th, 2007
06:01:45 PM
I totally dig Ewan. But Alba really is only good
by superninja
Jul 24th, 2007
06:06:17 PM
Down with love was great except for Zellwegger.
by superninja
Jul 24th, 2007
06:10:38 PM
I doubt it's a plant...
by Kabukiman
Jul 24th, 2007
06:25:45 PM
way to spoiler the entire movie
by CQuest
Jul 24th, 2007
07:19:03 PM
and fuck that tiny spoiler shit on the side
by CQuest
Jul 24th, 2007
07:20:31 PM
Dog Soldiers!...not...just authors screen name
by Sappers Forward
Jul 24th, 2007
07:28:45 PM
I'm with ZombieSolutions, Alba movies = eye candy
by The Dum Guy
Jul 24th, 2007
08:08:35 PM
OH MY FUCK!!!!!!
by ghostwatcher
Jul 24th, 2007
08:34:05 PM
Hayden for KIRK!!!!
by jewican
Jul 24th, 2007
10:14:43 PM
plant
by Thick McRunFast
Jul 24th, 2007
11:18:32 PM
CherryValance I disagree with ya
by colivo
Jul 25th, 2007
06:12:09 AM
Wasn't there a Ryan Philipe movie with this plot?
by Drath
Jul 25th, 2007
07:14:05 AM
Garbageman33
by Brody77
Jul 25th, 2007
10:37:44 AM
Garbageman33, you should produce that show
by Spandau Belly
Jul 25th, 2007
11:54:22 AM
Props to Hayden
by 5thBusiness
Jul 25th, 2007
01:02:41 PM
Hey Hey Momma, said the way you moooove...
by DeadPanWalking
Jul 25th, 2007
01:36:02 PM

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