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Harry & Yoko's Rolling Roadshow Adventures begin in San Elizario, Tx with FANDANGO Tonight!

Hey folks, Harry here... somewhere between Ozona, Tx and Fort Stockton, Tx on I-10 going 82 mph and surfing and writing on the web with the rest of y'all. Yoko is behind the wheel of her mean rice-burning machine, tearing through this road till we reach a vanishing point... or at least the little town of San Elizario, Tx tonight. Why San Elizario? You seen FANDANGO? Well, it's the first stop of this year's ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE ROLLING ROADSHOW - sponsored by Dewar's White Label and HowAboutAFandango.Com and our very own, Aint It Cool News!. For the next 30 days, I'll be on the road with Yoko discovering this wonderful country - some wonderful movies and some greater adventures still. well, for those of you coming to San Elizario tonight... I'll see you there, for the rest, hope you enjoy this year's Rolling Roadshow.Com!!

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  • July 18, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST


    by Kid Z


  • July 18, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST


    by DirkD13"

    I'm getting a vague recollection of skydiving. Anyone care to help me out?

  • July 18, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST

    Third...Right Hand

    by Garbageday2007

    Why does Harry keep calling his right hand Yoko??

  • July 18, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST

    It's good to hear

    by El Scorcho

    that she survived the wedding night. Congrats, big guy!

  • July 18, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST

    He Calls His Left hand NUMB

    by Garbageday2007

  • July 18, 2007, 1 p.m. CST

    Harry come to San Francisco!

    by gride9000

    Cause we got the best movies and food.

  • July 18, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST

    san fran - right hand - anal sex blowout


    well - Gride - we'll be hitting Santa cruz, just south of san francisco - so you should come on down and join us for LOST BOYS on the boardwalk <BR><BR>Actually, I call my right hand GarbageDay2007. <BR><BR>supercowbell? anal sex blowout... that's every night, yoko loves her strap on and i love the prostate massage.... ring a ling!

  • July 18, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST


    by HeWhoCannotBeNamed

    Almost as bad as Cutty Sark. Almost. For cheap shit, blended scotch, why not Johnnie Walker? One can at least semi-enjoy that. Dewar's equals weak sauce. Drive safely guys.

  • July 18, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST

    When Harry met Yoko.

    by Garbageday2007

    The hand never flet so right

  • July 18, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    Didn't that Friday showing get cancelled?

    by wash

    Or is it back on?

  • July 18, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST

    There's a wild fandango loose in the theater!

    by rev_skarekroe

    Watch out!

  • July 18, 2007, 1:19 p.m. CST

    By Friday I mean the movie, not the day,

    by wash


  • July 18, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST


    by solartaco3

    I love you.

  • July 18, 2007, 1:30 p.m. CST

    Damn you Atlantic Ocean

    by RowanM

    I wouldn't mind having a look see, but I'm hindered with this ol' geography thing.

  • July 18, 2007, 1:48 p.m. CST

    Maybe the Fandango ate your baby?

    by Abin Sur

    Are you surfing on the new iPhone, perchance Harry? Surely someone got you one as a wedding gift?

  • July 18, 2007, 1:51 p.m. CST

    Santa Cruz - Lost Boys - Rolling Roadshow

    by Lando Griffin

    I'm there!

  • July 18, 2007, 1:57 p.m. CST


    by Tiki-421

    Was your wedding scammed together at the last minute like in Fandango? Take some pictures and post them.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST


    by PantherMatt

    Is a great film. Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson, before they were anybody. Yeah, there's a skydiving scene. Judd Nelson has to go to skydiving school with some supremely stoned guy and ends up with a Parachute pack full of Laundry. To the masses who HAVEN'T seen this film: I know that sounds about as cliched as it gets, but it works. it's very funny. Check it out. It's available on DVD in most $10 bins, and is more than worth it

  • July 18, 2007, 2:22 p.m. CST


    by Stuntcock Mike

    We need pics.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST


    by DirkD13"

    Thanks buddy, will have to seek it out again.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST

    not the honeymoon


    this is the rolling roadshow - we'd be doing this whether or not we got married. no - the Honeymoon will be next year and will either be a cruise from Moscow to st Petersburg.... or an Orient Express trip to Istanbul. <BR><BR>this is... a getaway, a jaunt into the wilderness... a journey. An adventure following the Rolling Roadshow for 9000 miles... and yes... there is tons of sex, every night and morning, just figured you didn't want to hear about it.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST

    Worth renting

    by TheBoomKing

    Fandango is decent fun and worth a rental. Congrats on the wedding Harry! Do you talk in funny voices or role play during sex? That is something I would like to see. Cheers!

  • July 18, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST

    Harry and sex

    by arrangedletters

    You get you some cardio man!

  • July 18, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST

    They made a movie about that online movie ticket site?

    by ExcaliburFfolkes

    Does it star those paper bag people from the commercials?

  • July 18, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST

    Happy for you Harry

    by toadkillerdog

    To all of those who say this site should not have a talkback on Harry's wedding, the man who made this site a reality, I say: Grow-up. That being said, I really do not want any more visions of a nude HK dancing through my head. I am going to need therapy as it is after seeing massawyrms icon.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST

    If you ask me Harrys lucky

    by Jason Eisener

    God fucking knows there would be no way in hell if i ever married my girlfriend she would want to go on something cool as this for our honeymoon. To me it sounds like Harrys got a pretty cool chick. Have fun.

  • July 18, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    oh crap, i double posted.

    by SkeletonParty

    I can't believe it

  • July 18, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST

    oh crap, i double posted.

    by SkeletonParty

    oh wait, no I didn't.

  • July 18, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Harry, did you actually post a link to AICN?

    by ExcaliburFfolkes

    The site we all are already on? What's the point, and do you have to pay yourself a nickel everytime someone clicks on it?

  • July 18, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST

    can't wait for Atlanta... have fun Texas people!

    by Grendy

    I am doing the ATL to Texarkana race! Still looking for someone w/ a decent car w/ a V6 engine. I am rockin' the Metro w/ the mighty 4-cylinders and would like something a bit faster. Interested? email me at Grendy khan at g mail dot com. that would be swell. I hope you guys have a great trip, and I look forward to seein' you two (plus Tim et all) in the ATL!

  • July 18, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST

    and seriously....

    by Grendy

    you jackasses who knock Harry for being a big guy... knock that shit off. Unless you're Jack LaLane, I don't think you should throw stones. And...the boy just got married, give him a break. If they want to 'honeymoon' later on, it's their business, don't get up on your semantics high-horse about it.

  • July 18, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST


    by wash

    I think it's more concern than anything. I mean yeah, a lot of people are mean about it, but a lot of it is tough love. Funny that you mention Jack LaLane. That fucker is like 92 and will probably be here a long time. He'd no doubt be a billionaire if he had bothered to patent all the exercise equipment he invented, btw.

  • July 18, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST


    by Charles Martel

    Couldn't agree more. What's more, Kevin Costner actually *acts* in the film instead of just reading off of a cue-card. It's weird.

  • July 18, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST


    by epitone seems to me like Yoko is the best possible definition of "good sport."

  • July 18, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST

    yoko didn't break the beatles - it was that bitch Linda


    fact, bitch!

  • July 18, 2007, 8:07 p.m. CST

    oh btw


    she's not named after yoko ono

  • July 18, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST

    Uhh..a little restraint maybe

    by stvnhthr

    Harry, leave the crass sex jokes for the single guys not getting any.

  • July 18, 2007, 8:53 p.m. CST


    by Loosejerk

    the chimp?

  • July 18, 2007, 9 p.m. CST


    by Saithus

    There's gotta be a wikipedia article on how these two met or something. Sorry if I am a little slow on their personal history.

  • July 18, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST

    Suki Jonze says Hey Yoko

    by Suki_Jonze

    much love and happiness.

  • July 19, 2007, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Your an ass Harry

    by BrightEyes

    Linda was beautiful and now shes dead and your desrespecting her Fuck Yoko (ono not your wife)

  • July 19, 2007, 2:32 a.m. CST


    by Harrys Unborn Child


  • July 19, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST

    And when Harry Knowles says 'tons of sex'...

    by Blanket-Man

    ...he means TONS of sex. Can't believe y'all let that one slip, right down the middle.

  • July 19, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Come North!

    by suna

    You need to do a Canadian Roadshow!

  • July 19, 2007, 7:11 p.m. CST

    Harry, please do a Miami roadshow

    by AddictedtoBoobs

    Please, find a movie to do in Miami. I want to experience the roadshow.