Harry & Yoko's Rolling Roadshow Adventures begin in San Elizario, Tx with FANDANGO Tonight!
Hey folks, Harry here... somewhere between Ozona, Tx and Fort Stockton, Tx on I-10 going 82 mph and surfing and writing on the web with the rest of y'all. Yoko is behind the wheel of her mean rice-burning machine, tearing through this road till we reach a vanishing point... or at least the little town of San Elizario, Tx tonight. Why San Elizario? You seen FANDANGO? Well, it's the first stop of this year's ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE ROLLING ROADSHOW - sponsored by Dewar's White Label and HowAboutAFandango.Com and our very own, Aint It Cool News!. For the next 30 days, I'll be on the road with Yoko discovering this wonderful country - some wonderful movies and some greater adventures still. well, for those of you coming to San Elizario tonight... I'll see you there, for the rest, hope you enjoy this year's Rolling Roadshow.Com!!
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July 18, 2007, 12:39 p.m. CST
by Kid Z
July 18, 2007, 12:42 p.m. CST
I'm getting a vague recollection of skydiving. Anyone care to help me out?
July 18, 2007, 12:45 p.m. CST
Why does Harry keep calling his right hand Yoko??
July 18, 2007, 12:51 p.m. CST
by El Scorcho
that she survived the wedding night. Congrats, big guy!
July 18, 2007, 12:58 p.m. CST
July 18, 2007, 1 p.m. CST
Cause we got the best movies and food.
July 18, 2007, 1:09 p.m. CST
well - Gride - we'll be hitting Santa cruz, just south of san francisco - so you should come on down and join us for LOST BOYS on the boardwalk <BR><BR>Actually, I call my right hand GarbageDay2007. <BR><BR>supercowbell? anal sex blowout... that's every night, yoko loves her strap on and i love the prostate massage.... ring a ling!
July 18, 2007, 1:12 p.m. CST
Almost as bad as Cutty Sark. Almost. For cheap shit, blended scotch, why not Johnnie Walker? One can at least semi-enjoy that. Dewar's equals weak sauce. Drive safely guys.
July 18, 2007, 1:16 p.m. CST
The hand never flet so right http://youtube.com/watch?v=SG7S0oMwr7k
July 18, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST
Or is it back on?
July 18, 2007, 1:18 p.m. CST
July 18, 2007, 1:19 p.m. CST
July 18, 2007, 1:27 p.m. CST
I love you.
July 18, 2007, 1:30 p.m. CST
I wouldn't mind having a look see, but I'm hindered with this ol' geography thing.
July 18, 2007, 1:48 p.m. CST
by Abin Sur
Are you surfing on the new iPhone, perchance Harry? Surely someone got you one as a wedding gift?
July 18, 2007, 1:51 p.m. CST
by Lando Griffin
July 18, 2007, 1:57 p.m. CST
Was your wedding scammed together at the last minute like in Fandango? Take some pictures and post them.
July 18, 2007, 2:06 p.m. CST
Is a great film. Kevin Costner and Judd Nelson, before they were anybody. Yeah, there's a skydiving scene. Judd Nelson has to go to skydiving school with some supremely stoned guy and ends up with a Parachute pack full of Laundry. To the masses who HAVEN'T seen this film: I know that sounds about as cliched as it gets, but it works. it's very funny. Check it out. It's available on DVD in most $10 bins, and is more than worth it
July 18, 2007, 2:22 p.m. CST
by Stuntcock Mike
We need pics.
July 18, 2007, 2:28 p.m. CST
Thanks buddy, will have to seek it out again.
July 18, 2007, 2:33 p.m. CST
this is the rolling roadshow - we'd be doing this whether or not we got married. no - the Honeymoon will be next year and will either be a cruise from Moscow to st Petersburg.... or an Orient Express trip to Istanbul. <BR><BR>this is... a getaway, a jaunt into the wilderness... a journey. An adventure following the Rolling Roadshow for 9000 miles... and yes... there is tons of sex, every night and morning, just figured you didn't want to hear about it.
July 18, 2007, 2:39 p.m. CST
Fandango is decent fun and worth a rental. Congrats on the wedding Harry! Do you talk in funny voices or role play during sex? That is something I would like to see. Cheers!
July 18, 2007, 2:40 p.m. CST
You get you some cardio man!
July 18, 2007, 2:46 p.m. CST
Does it star those paper bag people from the commercials?
July 18, 2007, 2:52 p.m. CST
To all of those who say this site should not have a talkback on Harry's wedding, the man who made this site a reality, I say: Grow-up. That being said, I really do not want any more visions of a nude HK dancing through my head. I am going to need therapy as it is after seeing massawyrms icon.
July 18, 2007, 2:54 p.m. CST
by Jason Eisener
God fucking knows there would be no way in hell if i ever married my girlfriend she would want to go on something cool as this for our honeymoon. To me it sounds like Harrys got a pretty cool chick. Have fun.
July 18, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST
I can't believe it
July 18, 2007, 2:55 p.m. CST
oh wait, no I didn't.
July 18, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST
The site we all are already on? What's the point, and do you have to pay yourself a nickel everytime someone clicks on it?
July 18, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST
I am doing the ATL to Texarkana race! Still looking for someone w/ a decent car w/ a V6 engine. I am rockin' the Metro w/ the mighty 4-cylinders and would like something a bit faster. Interested? email me at Grendy khan at g mail dot com. that would be swell. I hope you guys have a great trip, and I look forward to seein' you two (plus Tim et all) in the ATL!
July 18, 2007, 4:06 p.m. CST
you jackasses who knock Harry for being a big guy... knock that shit off. Unless you're Jack LaLane, I don't think you should throw stones. And...the boy just got married, give him a break. If they want to 'honeymoon' later on, it's their business, don't get up on your semantics high-horse about it.
July 18, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST
I think it's more concern than anything. I mean yeah, a lot of people are mean about it, but a lot of it is tough love. Funny that you mention Jack LaLane. That fucker is like 92 and will probably be here a long time. He'd no doubt be a billionaire if he had bothered to patent all the exercise equipment he invented, btw.
July 18, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST
by Charles Martel
Couldn't agree more. What's more, Kevin Costner actually *acts* in the film instead of just reading off of a cue-card. It's weird.
July 18, 2007, 5:54 p.m. CST
...it seems to me like Yoko is the best possible definition of "good sport."
July 18, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST
July 18, 2007, 8:07 p.m. CST
she's not named after yoko ono
July 18, 2007, 8:34 p.m. CST
Harry, leave the crass sex jokes for the single guys not getting any.
July 18, 2007, 8:53 p.m. CST
July 18, 2007, 9 p.m. CST
There's gotta be a wikipedia article on how these two met or something. Sorry if I am a little slow on their personal history.
July 18, 2007, 11:01 p.m. CST
much love and happiness.
July 19, 2007, 12:12 a.m. CST
Linda was beautiful and now shes dead and your desrespecting her Fuck Yoko (ono not your wife)
July 19, 2007, 2:32 a.m. CST
by Harrys Unborn Child
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE TOLD ME. ON THIS TRIP, HE FIRST REALIZED THAT HE LOVED MY MOTHER MORE THAN SOME GUY CALLED "ELIAS ROTH". GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!
July 19, 2007, 1:05 p.m. CST
...he means TONS of sex. Can't believe y'all let that one slip, right down the middle.
July 19, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST
You need to do a Canadian Roadshow!
July 19, 2007, 7:11 p.m. CST
Please, find a movie to do in Miami. I want to experience the roadshow.
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