I am – Hercules!!


What’s doing with the wedding-day edition of “John From Cincinnati,” the best show on pay cable at the moment?


More miracles this week.


Cass, in her expensive hotel room, chugs from the minibar.

Shaunie has mommy porno.

Cass is offered a return to Linc’s payroll.

John Monad arranges a sitdown with ex-cop Bill Jacks and ganja-loving Vietnam Joe. “He’s imitating my wife! Who has passed!”

Cass makes music with a lid.

The motel pool is scrubbed. Dr. Smith happens by. “How would you be, drowning in lowlifes?” “A lot of quick healers in this zip code.” “Excuse me, I gotta clean the four.”

Cissy visits son Butchie about Shaunie’s mom. “I want Tina to see Shaun.”

Tina meets a fan. Butchie seeks the highness.

Bill and Joe and John on stakeout! “I would like to know our motive and our specific purpose.” “I’ll carpet four rooms in your house.”

Butchie calls Tina. “Did it just ring, or were you sucking some [African-American fellow’s] prick?”

Monad indulges narcolepcy, then transports to Cissy’s window, Kirk-like. “Let me show you how to do that.” Cissy has no bullets. “And as a bonus, you also receive his (His?) love?”

Meyer Dickstein enjoys a grapefruit as he discusses career options with his fiancée.

Crazy gay guy asks about Shaunie’s skateboarding. “How he gets around on land.” The dealer from Hawaii relaxes with “Sound of Music” music.

Kai arranges a sitdown with Shaun, Tina and Cissy. Tuna salad may be involved.

John arrives at the pool with a gray man. “Can I bone Kai, and Butchie know my father instead?”

John divides again and visits Cass. John tells Linc Stark he needs to get back in the game.

Night comes to the motel cookout. “The zeroes and ones make the word in Cass’s camera.” Bill Jacks, who has brought along his harmonica, says he cannot do this.

Who was dreaming?

Starman/Jesus loves the Yosts. Why?

And what’s doing with Mitch?

Show rocks.

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