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Hey folks, Harry here... It's my wedding day. This isn't so much about film, as much as it is all about my love of film and the life it portrays that we all love so much. Today, I'm attempting to give a storybook wedding to my favorite person in the world. It could rain, in which case it'll feel like a Woody Allen type of thing... If the sun shines, it's a GODFATHER type of thing. The last few days have been a whirlwind. Feels most like a Butt-Numb-A-Thon - except, instead of the question being, "Everything going good with BNAT?" it is, "Getting nervous yet?" In truth, I get far more nervous before a BNAT. There's a lot more to coordinate... and in the end, I'm not always 100% whether the movies will be great, as sometimes - we're the first people to see em. Here, I know the food will blow peoples' minds, that the entertainment I have lined up will be a blast... and that the decorations and atmosphere are perfect - whether it rains or shines. I am a little concerned about what Eli Roth and Richard Kelly did to the Bachelorette Party last night... and how did they crash that thing? My party had Quint getting banged by strippers in a back room, Capone's 3 inches inside an anus, Scorekeeper with Ahi Tuna on his forehead after popping, Roro as a lumbering Karloffian character. Me... well it took 3 strippers to cover my entire body with stripper musk and glitter, but twas one for the books. Ran till 6am and the aftermath would have made Tom Hanks proud. Just put the final touch on the cake toppers - which are actually 1960s Gilbert Goldfinger (for me) and Pussy Galore (for her/albeit with black hair) figures. Oddly, they work real good. Well.... it's time to get ready - it's about 5 hours til the ceremony. I've got a complicated outfit to get into, fighting fish and longhorns to deliver. And the candles, champagne flutes and ... um... oh yeah - the wedding certificate thingee. Oh - and an iPod cord. See you good folks on the otherside of this matrimonial affair... btw - trivia - last film I watched before the wedding was... 300 - the new HD DVD just fucking owns!

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  • July 15, 2007, 2:56 p.m. CST

    Have a good day

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter


  • July 15, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST


    by CrazySlasher


  • July 15, 2007, 2:57 p.m. CST


    by Darth Thoth

    Harry- congrats man. God bless you and your lady. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Enjoy this day and cherish it for the rest of your life. Peace.

  • July 15, 2007, 2:59 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry

    by Flickolus Brando

    Not much more to say then that. Uh. . . may you first born child be a masculine one?

  • July 15, 2007, 3 p.m. CST

    Way to start off your married life...

    by Bean_

    After 300 did you want to dress in a speedo, get a spear and shield and show up to your wedding in it?

  • July 15, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    Congratulations to you both, have a great day!

    by spenno

    All the best for the future guys! I wonder if you have a favourite wedding movie?

  • July 15, 2007, 3:01 p.m. CST

    The brother puts a PLUG in his WEDDING DAY ANNOUNCEMENT

    by LordEnigma


  • July 15, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    I hope he treats you right.

    by XXVIII

    You deserve no better.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:02 p.m. CST

    Mr. and Mrs. Knowles... Groovy!

    by DorkKnight

    Sounds like a fucking blast, man. It will be interesting to see how many variations of the word "Congratulations" will appear on the talkbacks.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    So, did you write your own vows

    by BigDogg

    Or is it a big collection of movie quotes? Either way, have a good day. And make sure you have a prenup since if this thing goes south, I don't want her getting half the site meaning we get news on the newest chick flicks..........

  • July 15, 2007, 3:04 p.m. CST

    Best of wishes to both you and Yoko, Harry

    by Boondock Devil

    ...but to be honest I thought from the topic this had something to do with a new Dragnet movie.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:05 p.m. CST


    by BGDAWES

    Happy wedding Head Geek! <br> ...and a PG-13 Die Hard still sucks no matter how cool it is.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:07 p.m. CST

    congratulations, harry

    by LegoKenobi

    pictures, or it didn't happen.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    That's fantastic.

    by Bungion Boy

    Best wishes to you and Yoko, Harry. Have a great life together. You've earned it.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST


    by wackybantha

    I meant that in a good way. I just LOVE to rhyme!!!

  • July 15, 2007, 3:11 p.m. CST


    by Liphook

    The best of luck to the pair of you.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:14 p.m. CST


    by Playkins

    Don't get drunk- Everyone I know that got drunk on their wedding day regrets it. I was PLASTERED at my friends when I had to give a toast. I don't even remember what I said, but nobody told me it was a nice toast afterwards. :-(

  • July 15, 2007, 3:18 p.m. CST

    my first talkback!

    by cyaknight

    and its a good one: congratualtions harry! ...long time reader...

  • July 15, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST


    by iwontwin


  • July 15, 2007, 3:22 p.m. CST

    Congrats to you and Yoko!

    by NubtheSquirrel

    May your first child be a geeky one.The wife and I are totally happy for you guys!

  • July 15, 2007, 3:24 p.m. CST

    Nice work Harry

    by Pr_Frink

    Hope everything goes great with the wedding and all that ass-kissery that I'm sure you're used to by now. Congratulations.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    The new 300 HDDVD may fucking own, but.....

    by jfp2007

    the BluRay version fucking pwns it.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:30 p.m. CST


    by blacklodgebob

    Harry getting married is Sparta.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST

    May the years be filled with tender memories of

    by rsswope

    bliss, deepening friendship, a comforting shoulder to lean on in times of despair, and Films that Rock your socks off. We hope that eventually many little geeklings shall emerge from this union to spread the Gospel of Geekdom to the world. Have a great day!

  • July 15, 2007, 3:32 p.m. CST


    by degikrinbakedirfuvkeit

    will there be any pictures? how come i've never seen a single picture of Yoko?

  • July 15, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST

    Congrats may you both be happy the rest of your days

    by JeanLuc Dickhard

    i bet you get a blu ray player as a wedding gift ....

  • July 15, 2007, 3:44 p.m. CST

    “Observe, Lord of the Rings. I am married . . .

    by WX1

    . . .” well, I thought a Harry Knowles would end up being “married. To Ain’t it Cool.” Congratulations, sir.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:44 p.m. CST


    by s00p3rm4n

    I've got one word for you: pre-nuptial agreement. Happy Wedding Day! Enjoy it, for it is the beginning of the end.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:45 p.m. CST

    Congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Bloated Sell-Out.

    by The-Warrior

    Han Solo always shoots first. See you in Hell.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:49 p.m. CST

    It's your party, and it's freaking you out.

    by Larry of Arabia

    Happy wedding day, and thanks for the picture of Capone having anal sex with... something. Dammit you never said it was a woman! Dear god...

  • July 15, 2007, 3:56 p.m. CST

    Harry has chosen the institute of marriage. Here's why

    by Vern

    Good luck you big softy.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:57 p.m. CST


    by where_are_quints_hobbit_set_reports

    Complicated Outfit = Harry's dressing as Pulp Fiction's "The Gimp." it's a geek wedding, after all.

  • July 15, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Have a blast Mr HeadGeek and (soon to be) Mrs HeadGeek!

    by MatDGZ

    Shine on you crazy diamonds!

  • July 15, 2007, 4:02 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry

    by Azazyel

    Best wishes from England.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:04 p.m. CST

    congrats but why not just live together?

    by Rupee88

    I don't see the point in getting legally married. Oh well, it is pointless but most poeple do it so go figure...

  • July 15, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST

    Headgeek gets married...

    by jimmy rabbitte

    ...providing a faint glimmer of hope to fat-assed, basement dwelling nerds the whole world over. <p> Have a great day, Harry.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:14 p.m. CST

    All the Best!

    by ilander66

    Congratulations Mr Harry and Mrs Harry, heres to a long and happy one.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:16 p.m. CST

    to harry:

    by tibbar

    congratulations! it's hard to find something worth holding on in this world. it's hard because we make life hard. but... when you find something that makes all the planets align... well god bless you man, you found the meaning of life. it's that simple, and only those who have found it know it. i hope you will be happy with this woman for the rest of your life, and that she adds a level of completion and harmony to your world. when something is just right, when everything fits snug like a jigsaw puzzle, and those planets line up like a platoon of soldiers before their c.o.... life is good.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:20 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry! All the best to you and Patricia

    by Yeti

    Will she go by Mrs Geek? ;)

  • July 15, 2007, 4:33 p.m. CST

    Nice One

    by proper

    Have a good time today,all the best to you and yours.,Rocky training should begin ASAP,you have no stress and therefore no excuses to die like a geek stereotype,prove them all wrong and live long healthy and happy,respect........PS don't bury yourself in film everytime you have a domestic,no good will come of it.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:35 p.m. CST

    Where's the Quint review?

    by performingmonkey

    I want the Quint review of the wedding. I only trust his an Mori's reviews, no gushing over shitty projects just because you've spoken to the director over the phone.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:36 p.m. CST

    So who's shooting your wedding?

    by Wed Vid Guy

    Hey Harry, So who has the wedding video honors? Robert Rodriguez? Congratulations Harry!

  • July 15, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST


    by brokentusk

    Hope the day is amazing brother. I'm assuming the priest will be dressed as either Robin Hood or King Kong? ;)

  • July 15, 2007, 4:39 p.m. CST


    by captainalphabet

    well done headgeek, all der best!

  • July 15, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    Have a good one, Harry

    by ODM

    Do go soft on us now that you're a married man! ODM

  • July 15, 2007, 4:40 p.m. CST

    mazal tov!

    by newc0253

    all the best, big guy.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:41 p.m. CST

    Good luck Harry

    by Deathpool

    You'll need it.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST

    marriage-an outdated concept based on subjugating women

    by beamish13

    If you were truly secure with your relationship, you wouldn't have gone through with such an antiquated ceremony.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST

    wedding video honors?

    by jimmy rabbitte's Eli of course<p> "the bride cuts the groom, the bride cuts the groom, hey-ho here we go, the bride cuts the groom."

  • July 15, 2007, 4:42 p.m. CST

    Good luck Harry!

    by Bagheera

    Don't freak out...and don't forget to tip the altar servers. Those kids deserve a break.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Well done sir!

    by Atomik Steve

    Congratulations to you both!

  • July 15, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST


    by Loosejerk

    Good luck to you and your wife. May you have many blissful years.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:47 p.m. CST


    by antonphd

    Marriage kicks ass!!

  • July 15, 2007, 4:54 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry and Patricia!

    by John Maddening

    All the best. I'll see you in September.

  • July 15, 2007, 4:58 p.m. CST

    THIS IS SPAAA...A wedding gift

    by LazarusRevival

    Congratulations! And if you like 300, check this URL and I hope you enjoy!

  • July 15, 2007, 5:03 p.m. CST

    A beautiful day

    by NudeandAroused

    There is nothing like it ever. Congrats

  • July 15, 2007, 5:05 p.m. CST

    Congrats .. so, pics and videos soon then?

    by Evil Hobbit


  • July 15, 2007, 5:09 p.m. CST

    My 3 inches

    by TheRealCapone

    I resent Harry telling the world the diameter of my junk, but since he has, I just want to publically thank Big Red for sharing his anus with me and all the party goers at his bachelor party. Best bachelor party ever, and my favorite trip to Austin in the eight or so years I've been coming down here. Congrats, Harry & Patricia. My wife and I wish you both the happiest life with the best of everything.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:10 p.m. CST

    All right, Harry!

    by mefrog

    Congrats, man.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:13 p.m. CST

    I was going to extend more congrats, but...

    by Bronx Cheer

    at the mention of anal sex, I decided to just say "WTF?!" Congrats!

  • July 15, 2007, 5:14 p.m. CST

    Congrats and Swank On!

    by Prof_Ender

    Happiest wishes to you both. When my girlfriend found out about this she immediately squee'd. The next bit of dialogue we had: "Think a nerd like me and a gal like you get as lucky as those two?" "Create an absolutely ass-kicking website and then I'll let you know." Swankulations. ^_^

  • July 15, 2007, 5:15 p.m. CST

    All cruelty aside...

    by smackfu

    If you look like Harry, and a woman wants to marry you, you should marry her. Grats man.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST

    Forget Quint, let's see Neill Cumpston review this baby

    by ExcaliburFfolkes

    He's the only writer on this site who could accurately describe what's about to happen tonight.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST

    Have a great day Harry from us geeks in the UK

    by Gabba-UK

    Don't get too drunk, Don't try to re-create the end of Dirty Dancing and for Gawds sake don't be not at the church on time. She'll keep that hanging over your head like Damacles Sword!!!

  • July 15, 2007, 5:31 p.m. CST

    NZ wishes you a happy wedding day

    by dalbatron

    so there you go you big ginger love muscle

  • July 15, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    I thought this was about me...

    by The Dum Guy

    Congrats, I think.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST

    All the best, Harry.

    by eppdude

    best decision you'll ever make, sir - which makes up for your piss-poor HD over Blueray decision. Heh, just kidding, dude.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:34 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry.

    by DarthCorleone

    I wish you and the wife many years of happiness. This site has had its up and downs over the years, but I've been here since very close to the beginning. Hence, I can't help but feeling a little personally invested in y'all's gang, even if I don't get to reap the benefits of the bachelor party. All the best!

  • July 15, 2007, 5:44 p.m. CST


    by lost.rules

    That's a big wedding.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:45 p.m. CST

    R.I.P. HARRY KNOWLES!!!!!!!!

    by ludmir88

    and please don't post a video of your honeymoon!!!!!!!!

  • July 15, 2007, 5:47 p.m. CST

    Capone grew to 3 inches???

    by SalvatoreGravano

    Congratulations, man! When did that happen?

  • July 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST

    Seriously, though... I hope Harry keeps his maiden name

    by SalvatoreGravano

    For I would rather see AICN run by Harry Knowles-(NewName) than just by Harry (NewName).

  • July 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST


    by PurityOfEssence

    But ludmir88 is right. For the love of god no sex tape.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:50 p.m. CST

    Really, though - congratulations!

    by SalvatoreGravano

    This time, totally serial.

  • July 15, 2007, 5:57 p.m. CST

    Congrats, man

    by moviemaniac-7

    Ahh, what would Al Bundy say about another marriage?

  • July 15, 2007, 5:58 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry

    by mrfan

    Good Luck.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:06 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry Knowles...

    by SouthSide_2010

    and to the bride to be as well...

  • July 15, 2007, 6:07 p.m. CST

    Say goodbye to sex Harry

    by Mace Tofu

    From one married man to another... :(

  • July 15, 2007, 6:09 p.m. CST

    who's going to review the wedding?

    by ludmir88

    we need a neutral one!!!

  • July 15, 2007, 6:12 p.m. CST


    by ludmir88

    just kidding :)

  • July 15, 2007, 6:18 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Mr. & Mrs. HeadGeek!

    by glodene

    May your Honeymoon be blissfull as you two engage in an erotic ballet of sweat-glistening carnal passion.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:19 p.m. CST

    Congratulatoins Don Knowles

    by McClane_Corleone

    And may your first child, be a masculine child.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:22 p.m. CST


    by freerangecelt

    May the Road always rise up to meet you, May the Sun always light your path, and May your Children always bring you happiness! Here's hoping for a baker's dozen! :) Free and Dubh

  • July 15, 2007, 6:29 p.m. CST


    by emeraldboy

    Harry Knowles this is the start of the rest of you life. Rock the casbah on your honeymoon and nine months later after your wifes morning sickness. Your world will be full of little harrys and or harriettes. and for the rest of us, this parts is sincere, this will be last you will be all seeing of hearing of Harry Knowles. Once the kid comes that is the biggest life changer of All. My two nephews are great little characters the pair of them. They grow up so fast.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST

    O.k. then, who's anus?

    by Stuntcock Mike

    Don't forget to share the cake Harry, you bastard. Cheers.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:31 p.m. CST

    Congrats and Good Luck

    by The Funketeer

    Let's hope Harry never has a beer and cheets on his wife.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry!

    by RetroActive

    Wishing you and your bride-to-be all the best!

  • July 15, 2007, 6:32 p.m. CST


    by complexion

    Hope you guys have an amazing day!

  • July 15, 2007, 6:33 p.m. CST


    by jhpiii

    You should've had me DJ your wedding...(Shameless plug) DJ Bandit.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:34 p.m. CST

    Capone's 3 inches inside an anus

    by future help

    anagram for Coperfield?

  • July 15, 2007, 6:35 p.m. CST

    fuck, i've been drinking...i meant Cloverfield.

    by future help

    all 3 inches worth.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST

    The title made me think...

    by Bubba Gillman

    ...that this was another Indiana Jones talkback. Congrats Harry.

  • July 15, 2007, 6:49 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry. I wish you all the best. Mr Incredible:

    by Tarl_Cabot

    Too bad some people can't set aside their crassness for one talk back to give a good wish to the guy who provides us all with FREE entertainment. Congtrats again Harry. Looking forward to the Bourne 3 review.Hope Yoko doesn't break up AICN! ;)

  • July 15, 2007, 6:52 p.m. CST

    Say goodbye to the blow jobs

    by c4andmore

    seriously, WTF?!? I had some great bj's before I got married. Now that's all history. Damn false advertising I tell ya! Oh and congrats Harry!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Congratulations, Harry

    by tiredpm

    Now, I'm waiting for a review of the wedding that will be denounced as a plant and grainy scoop photos of the wedding dress. And the wedding night activities will be spoilered.<p>Have a great day, big man, my best to you and your soon-to-be wife.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:13 p.m. CST


    by Guu-sama

    Congratulations, Harry and Patricia!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:17 p.m. CST

    That has to be Harry's worst review ever.

    by Pops Freshemeyer

    Eighty-seven paragraphs about some wedding and one sentence about watching 300 on HD-DVD? Whatever.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:18 p.m. CST


    by lu622

    Have a great time!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:20 p.m. CST

    Your wedding is just a day.

    by Dataset

    The important days are all to come. Make them as important as today and you'll find happiness. Wow. That sounded like a fucking greeting card! All my family's best wishes from Dallas!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:28 p.m. CST

    Good luck.

    by spiderwalk007

    With the marriage and all.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:29 p.m. CST


    by GreatWhite

    All the best, Harry and Patricia! My own wife and I celebrate our fourth anniversary next month.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Damn, and I thought it was the "Dragnet" theme.

    by Uncapie

    Congrats, Harry!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:37 p.m. CST

    Honeymoon video

    by covenant

    Please share it with us, especially a "director's cut." :) Congrats, Harry. Now get to work bringing more geeklings into the world!

  • July 15, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST

    say goodbye to your dick Harry!

    by GQtaste

    The only time you'll be using it is when your taking a piss.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:52 p.m. CST

    Why no webcast?

    by Kirbymanly

    You'd think someone who lives their life via the internet would webcast it. Outside of that...Congrats, Harry! I'm raising my glass to you right now...

  • July 15, 2007, 7:57 p.m. CST


    by Darth Busey

    When I started reading this site in 1996 or whatever, I never thought I'd be around to see the day when the big red cheese got married. Congrats.

  • July 15, 2007, 7:57 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry And Yuko

    by Pound Sand

    Harry, I've been reading this site for over 6 years, and enjoyed it. I never thought you'd get married, because films always seemed like your first (and at times, only) love. So despite you banning me several years ago for a comment that wouldn't even raise an eyebrow today, I still dig the cut of your shit. I'm still not gonna send you a a gift for your wedding, but I might for your first kid. later.

  • July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry!

    by stvnhthr

    Wait to go man! I knew it wasn't easy to wait, but you will be happy you did. Have a great honeymoon and may God Bless you two in your new lives together.

  • July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST

    oh hay-all yeah

    by jedimindflayer

    congrats to the happy couple- all the best; i guess this means 1 less ticket to bnat this year! in all (ok, no) seriousness, ExcaliburFfolkes is right on- we need a cumpston- any cumpston- review of this bad boy!

  • July 15, 2007, 8 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry!

    by Wazoo

    Welcome to the land of wedded bliss! Anyway, that's what us poor idiots that are married like to call it.

  • July 15, 2007, 8:05 p.m. CST


    by Proman1984

    All the best Harry!

  • July 15, 2007, 8:06 p.m. CST

    And do it to Yoko one extra time on out behalf ;) !

    by Proman1984

    Heh heh! Enjoy yourself!

  • July 15, 2007, 8:07 p.m. CST


    by SkidMarkedUndies

    At least post some pictures from the grand affair. Good for you, kid. Just remember: You got to wake up with the chick for the rest of your life, or until you find a better looking model to trade her in for.

  • July 15, 2007, 8:15 p.m. CST

    All the best...

    by SugarRay

    Congrats Harry, good luck and all that good stuff...

  • July 15, 2007, 8:36 p.m. CST

    Why I love this site.

    by deadshot07

    Some of you are quite funny. Best of luck to you Harry.

  • July 15, 2007, 8:38 p.m. CST

    So there IS hope.

    by PwnedByStallone

    For us freaks.

  • July 15, 2007, 8:38 p.m. CST

    Good Luck

    by imkindofabigdeal

    Well Deserved Harry. Health and Happiness Big Guy.

  • July 15, 2007, 8:40 p.m. CST

    Congratulations to both of you.

    by LoneGun

    Have fun at your wedding!

  • July 15, 2007, 8:57 p.m. CST


    by nolan bautista

    Congratulations!! Save me a piece..of the wedding cake!. Just kidding..I wish you all the happiness in the world..

  • July 15, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST


    by sideshowrob

    No Really...Congrats Big Guy. It took me the 2nd time around to get it right but the Mrs is the best thing thats happened to me. She's more of a movie nut than my 1st wife could ever dream. Good Luck to ya both!!

  • July 15, 2007, 9:14 p.m. CST


    by Redfive!

    Im sure Eli Roth could of hooked that up.And have special surprise guest ADRIAN ZMED show up with that creepy dude with a mustache and a donkey.You disappoint me Harry.

  • July 15, 2007, 9:23 p.m. CST

    Congrats mr knowles

    by BrightEyes

    hope it is a beautiful day

  • July 15, 2007, 9:27 p.m. CST

    RUMOR CONTROL! Harry's Nuptuals

    by captainCAPSLOCK

    Man this wedding has always seemed two years away. Pray to your gods she decides to stick with you ;)

  • July 15, 2007, 10:11 p.m. CST


    by Mad-Maximus

    Harry, Congrats on the marriage, may you two find happiness and strength for the rest of your lives.

  • July 15, 2007, 10:23 p.m. CST


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  • July 15, 2007, 10:30 p.m. CST

    Right On

    by Cobbio

    Congratulations, Harry! I wish you and Yoko many happy years together. I'll keep watching to see if she appears in any of the upper-left animations. Any chance of this now that she's officially a Knowles? Ah yeah!<p> Cheers!

  • July 15, 2007, 10:38 p.m. CST


    by The Artist FKA Vesuvio

    Still don't give a shit.

  • July 15, 2007, 10:40 p.m. CST


    by Psyclops

    Hope the two of you have a wonderful life together.

  • July 15, 2007, 10:54 p.m. CST


    by moto

    I've been married for seven years and life has never been better, Harry! Congrats and best of luck to both of you.

  • July 15, 2007, 10:57 p.m. CST

    Harry, you dropped something

    by WolfmanNards

    Here let me help you pick up those names you dropped.

  • July 15, 2007, 11:08 p.m. CST

    Congrats, you gigantic weird bastard!

    by Zarles

    Go make some little Harolds already!

  • July 15, 2007, 11:40 p.m. CST

    Is a traditional or movie-themed wedding?

    by wackybantha

    Will there be pics up on this site?

  • July 15, 2007, 11:45 p.m. CST

    Sounds like Quint wins.

    by Horseflesh

    Hope ya double bagged it, son!

  • July 15, 2007, 11:47 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry

    by DarthDooku

    Enjoy :)

  • July 15, 2007, 11:51 p.m. CST

    Congratulations, you big lug.

    by Laserbrain


  • July 15, 2007, 11:58 p.m. CST

    Harry's Groomsmen is the JLA

    by messi

    except it's the formerly known as JLA so his wedding is this year's little miss FUCK YOU.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:04 a.m. CST

    Harry chose a pre-nup. Here's why...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    Good luck and enjoy the honeymoon period, that is when you still get the pre-marriage style sex, after that, well at least you already have a hobby...

  • July 16, 2007, 12:12 a.m. CST

    Congrats Harry!

    by Zombie Vig

    Have a blissfull married live Harry.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:14 a.m. CST


    by schnipple

    enjoy the deep deep deep plunge... ; )

  • July 16, 2007, 12:20 a.m. CST


    by Bang!_Your_Dead

    I'll be getting married in just two weeks. I can totally understand your happiness right now. Thanks for the years and years of great entertainment. Maybe one year my future wife and I can make it down to a BNAT. Thanks again, and best wishes.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:30 a.m. CST

    Now the rest of us geeks are going to be

    by AnwarNamtut

    pressured into tying the knot with our significant others. Damn it man! Congrats nonetheless. You're a nice fella and she sure seems like a nice lady. Now you can be nice together, fooooorrrreeeevvvvveeeeerrrrrr... So did she freak out at the reception when the pinheads started chanting "gabba gabba we accept you one of us?"

  • July 16, 2007, 12:35 a.m. CST

    Congo-rats big guy!

    by necromortis

    Wish you and the little lady lots of wild watching! hahaha,'grats man.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:38 a.m. CST


    by iwontwin

    thats what FOX said!

  • July 16, 2007, 1:17 a.m. CST

    I may not always agree with your reviews Harry, but...

    by JunoFallon

    Congratulations either way man. Big day for anyone. I hope all goes well!

  • July 16, 2007, 1:24 a.m. CST

    England expects.....

    by foonacha hear the crash,bang,thud of tiny feet in approx 9 months or so. Many congrats on your big day, & will you post the wedding vid on here so we can gander at all your regular writers in their Sunday Finest?

  • July 16, 2007, 1:27 a.m. CST

    So will we get a little Harry tonight?

    by Mace Tofu

    No safe sex tonight so who knows this very moment right now could be the creation of another geek. Feel free to hum the theme from 2001 : )

  • July 16, 2007, 1:33 a.m. CST

    Congrats Harry! A Wise choice.

    by R.C. the "Wise"

    May your days be blissful!

  • July 16, 2007, 1:46 a.m. CST

    Congratulations, Head Geek!

    by OtisSpofford

    May your fondest wishes granted be the least of your riches to come - many years of happiness and a whole mess o' kids - much happiness, Harry and Patricia!

  • July 16, 2007, 1:49 a.m. CST

    Happy Birthday!

    by FuzzyWhisper

    Wait--what? Oh yeah... <br><br> Congratulations.

  • July 16, 2007, 1:54 a.m. CST

    who the fuck is GILBERT GOLDFINGER

    by TheUltraHumanite

    GILBERT GOLDFINGER, damn thats a funny sounding name.... its Auric Goldfinger.... GILBERT... HAHAH Congrats my man, right now, you are having what is prolly the best sex of your life

  • July 16, 2007, 2:05 a.m. CST


    by The Real MiraJeff

    to the one and only Head Geek. Mazel Tov and have a wonderful honeymoon. I raise a glass to you and your lovely bride tonight from Los Angeles... make us fanboys proud.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:18 a.m. CST

    The honeymoon must not be going so well...

    by SpiceWonBruce

    Harry is logged onto his myspace page as I type this.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:19 a.m. CST


    by greigy just wanted to say

    Because it's inevitable. Because love is short term hormonal distraction. Because this whole marriage thing is FAKE, in every sense of the word. JUST BECAUSE..!!!

  • July 16, 2007, 2:25 a.m. CST

    Congrats! And greetings to your 7000 MySpace friends!

    by Motoko Kusanagi

    Oh what a glorious day (like in glorious Quicktime)

  • July 16, 2007, 2:39 a.m. CST


    by OneintenMan

    All the best for the years ahead.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:41 a.m. CST

    Congrats Harry

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Now all we need is your LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD review...

  • July 16, 2007, 2:41 a.m. CST


    by Bob of the Shire

    Just don't have a kid. The world isn't ready.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:49 a.m. CST

    Harry, did you cry more than you did at ARMAGEDDON?!

    by Darth Bauer


  • July 16, 2007, 2:57 a.m. CST

    Harry prepped for his wedding....

    by BitterMan23

    by watching the gayest movie ever made? Huh.<br> <br> Still, tho, grats!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:07 a.m. CST

    CONGRATS HARRY! WELL DONE! But I thought you might...

    by silentbobafett2

    have chosen a more fitting final film!!!! Anyway, sounds good and I hope you're gonna share some wedding photos (and, by the sounds of it, some Bacholeor party photos)

  • July 16, 2007, 3:21 a.m. CST

    (Drops trou) "THIS..IS..GINGAAAAAAH!"

    by tomthumbstallywhacker

    right about now you're probably being choked with a big chain by patricia in a dancing girl outfit while a gay golden robot looks on ("Oh my!" etc). All the best from the UK to you both, Harry, we love ya! <p> AWWW YEEAAAAH!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:32 a.m. CST

    Best Wishes, Harry

    by ImFixingtoDie

    Hope it was a great day. Jeff Wells over at Hollywood Elsewhere is being a dick about Peter Jackson's video, but he rest of us wish you luck.

  • July 16, 2007, 3:39 a.m. CST

    Congrats u big beefcake of a man u!!!!!

    by Big_Bubbaloola

    Trust me, marriage does not reduce the sex life (well not yet for me anyhoo). And, if like me you let yourself go once she's yours, then just let her slap the flab and ride the wave in! Oh you did already!!! I keed I keed!!! Have a great day matey.

  • July 16, 2007, 3:42 a.m. CST


    by Napolean Solo

    You know what I mean... And congrats big boss!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:54 a.m. CST

    Wedding Day

    by SBconnection

    Harry, Congrat's man. From a long time reader, I wish you the best. Ironically enough, a good friend of mine got hitched today as well. Weddings happening all over.

  • July 16, 2007, 3:58 a.m. CST

    Watching HD Gay Porn Before A Hetero Marriage

    by godoffireinhell


  • July 16, 2007, 4:03 a.m. CST

    he new HD DVD just fucking owns!

    by CQuest

    brilliant, lets get just ONE MORE PLUG in there before the wedding. shameless. fuck harry.

  • July 16, 2007, 4:05 a.m. CST

    What do mail order brides go for these days?

    by snakecharmer

    Jk. Congrats dude. I love how Harry is pimping a dying format. haha. HD-DVD has one more holiday season to make it. It wont. lates.

  • July 16, 2007, 4:06 a.m. CST

    Hey Harry, big...

    by Bono Luthor

    ...congrats you, you big ginger fool! I got married this year and just got back from honeymoon. A lot of my friends are married and/or having kids. Geeks growing up? Been loving this website for 8 years now and when Lucas, Spielberg and Ford are working together on a film again for (most likely) the last time it makes me feel the passage of time. We can't be kids forever. Maybe just a liiittle bit longer though...

  • July 16, 2007, 5:35 a.m. CST

    Are we gonna see pictures?

    by Cotton McKnight

    I wanna see pictures! I want to know what a 50,000 dollar wedding looks like, among other things.

  • July 16, 2007, 5:39 a.m. CST

    I always thought it would be cool to get married to..

    by Cotton McKnight

    the music that's playing when Luke, Han, and Chewie get their medals at the end of Star Wars. Maybe that's why i'm not married yet.

  • July 16, 2007, 6:24 a.m. CST

    Harry's myspace

    by Dazzler69

    What is the url?

  • July 16, 2007, 6:26 a.m. CST


    by Blueberry

    Your wedding means a lot to all non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone.

  • July 16, 2007, 6:36 a.m. CST

    Cheers, Harry!

    by Abin Sur

    When can we expect to see Harry Jrs. running around?

  • July 16, 2007, 6:49 a.m. CST

    Don Harry

    by TheFunkyEnigma

    Don Harry, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your site on the wedding day of yourself. May your first child be a masculine child."

  • July 16, 2007, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Cangrats Harry!!

    by ATARI

    As someone who has been married 9 years now, I can definitely say life is better when you have someone to share it with.

  • July 16, 2007, 7:14 a.m. CST

    Of course it's Monday morning and I can't type yet

    by ATARI


  • July 16, 2007, 7:15 a.m. CST

    When is AICN getting real forum software?

    by ATARI

  • July 16, 2007, 7:28 a.m. CST

    I Wish You The Best Life Has To Offer...

    by Grinning White Skull

    Have a wonderful life, Harry and Yoko.

  • July 16, 2007, 7:39 a.m. CST

    Congrats to you and your bride!

    by MRJONZ72

    Just wishing you all the best!

  • July 16, 2007, 7:58 a.m. CST

    The Jaws theme music

    by zer0cool2k2

    could have been funny. I got married last month and we marched out after the ceremony to the Rocky theme (Gonna' Fly now)

  • July 16, 2007, 8:03 a.m. CST

    By the way Vern...

    by Kid Z

    ... it's "institution" of marriage, not "institute," though being happily divorced, I can definitely confirm that the institution of marriage can definitely put a person in a mental condition wherein they'll have to be SENT to an "institute"! But Harry... good luck anyway! (gonna need it)

  • July 16, 2007, 8:20 a.m. CST

    GG, Harry

    by couP

  • July 16, 2007, 8:22 a.m. CST

    Your wedding means a lot to all...

    by Kid Z

    ...non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone." ...As long as you have tons of fundage, barring that, forget it, no sense in even trying. (Not being negative, just a realist... ya'll know I'm right, too.)

  • July 16, 2007, 8:26 a.m. CST


    by BeyondStatic

    And best wishes to you both!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:27 a.m. CST

    Congrats Harry!!!

    by Kloipy

    Hey man, it's awesome you got married. As a married man, I'll give you some pointers. First, always respect each other, think of her before yourself, never take your relationship for granted, laugh a lot, as a man (you are wrong), never go to bed angry, make sure you give her an orgasm before you have yours, don't drool over other women (if fact don't' even think of them!), have fun, never call her a bitch even if she's being one, and lastly give her all you have to give without complaining. Enjoy it man, it's the best thing in the world!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry....

    by RockLobster800

    Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:30 a.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry....

    by RockLobster800

    Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:33 a.m. CST

    Congrats Tigger.


    Married life is not bad like everyone says it's going to be. The hardest part was realizing when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.

  • July 16, 2007, 8:39 a.m. CST


    by dramirezs23

    You fat bastard! Just make sure you don't spend your honeymoon night dressed up as Darth Vader with a lightsaber up your ass!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:39 a.m. CST

    You're going to be very happy, man!

    by quentintarantado

    Judging from how much you love movies, you're really full of love. You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love (books, movies, all those geeky things). Now you have this special someone, she's going to experience your devotion and passion firsthand, unadulterated, so methinks you'll make a great hubby. Yoko is lucky to have a devoted and extra loving guy like you and you're lucky to have a sweet and pretty girl like Yoko. So congratulations, man!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:40 a.m. CST

    Congrats Big Man

    by BilboRing

    Best of luck to you and your wife.

  • July 16, 2007, 8:42 a.m. CST


    by LaneMyersClassic

    Just kidding Harry. Patricia's snatch is probably not that bad. Congrats!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:46 a.m. CST


    by CatoTheCensor

    I thought this post was about a new Dragnet movie. Sigh. "After the gratuiotous sex display at Streibeck's favorite coffee house..."

  • July 16, 2007, 8:53 a.m. CST


    by James_Blond

    It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. So here's to you Harry! Congratulations man!

  • July 16, 2007, 8:58 a.m. CST

    Whoring Out on Wedding Day

    by PlasmaOrb

    Is Toshiba helping you flip the bill to put that little quip in there for HD-DVD? The format is dead, no one is hardly buying it and blu ray has taken over at the biggest retail rental chain in america. ill get 300 on blu ray, then atleast i know ill get a good prestine copy thats encoded with the right codec.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:09 a.m. CST

    Dum Duh Da Dummmmmm

    by Right Bastard

    Isn't that Dragnet? Anyway, congrats big boy.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:10 a.m. CST


    by MrNelson


  • July 16, 2007, 9:12 a.m. CST

    Congats Harry

    by Calihoma

    Hope the wedding and wedding night went well.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:17 a.m. CST

    Mazel Tov Harry

    by evolution1085

    Good luck buddy

  • July 16, 2007, 9:19 a.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry, big lug.

    by JDanielP

    Remember: For the Honeymoon, don't forget to pack the video camera. (wink,wink)

  • July 16, 2007, 9:20 a.m. CST


    by Spandau Belly

    Giving marriage a good review? C'mon! I had an easier time believing him on Spiderman 3.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:35 a.m. CST


    by Philvis

    We expect some photos from the big day.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:48 a.m. CST

    <<The hardest part was realizing...

    by Kid Z

    ...when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.>> Come off it, dude... you don't get to make ANY decisions, scheduling or otherwise! <<You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love>> Okay, now I'm cleaning projectile vomit off my shoes... gee thanks, for that little gem. Harry's bride-to-be is named Yoko?!!? Really?!!? Does this mean Vern, Moriarty and Herc will feel increasingly put-off, leading to the eventual break-up od AICN? Will Harry then do a solo website wherein we'll read his reviews accompanied by looped MPEGs of Yoko screeching untranslatable gibberish?

  • July 16, 2007, 9:53 a.m. CST

    Die of cancer you blu-ray fucks!

    by slayerfaith

    Seriously, who gives a shit what he plugs, doesnt plug, or plugs up? No reason for you to basically damn him to hell for it. Hav a prob with it? Find another site that's more "professional" or whatever. That or go to hell. Seriously if you can't get over it I hope that all of you get really bad biopsy results over the next couple months n ur bodies become nothing more then walking malignant tumors. I mean you're basically wretches and wastes of life right now, so a slow suffering end would prolly be a blessing compared to what your worthless asses deserve.

  • July 16, 2007, 10:01 a.m. CST


    by CherryValance

    I wish all the best for you guys. :D

  • July 16, 2007, 10:03 a.m. CST


    by trombone

    win one for the team

  • July 16, 2007, 10:21 a.m. CST

    Congrats Harry----SO SAY WE ALL!

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    Harry you picked a winner; best wishes for a successful marriage! Always stay GGG!

  • July 16, 2007, 10:32 a.m. CST

    And is Yoko going to get 'black box capability'

    by CarmillaVonDoom

    ???? Get her writing on here already...c'mon, she must love movies...and hey she'll work for free right? ;^)

  • July 16, 2007, 10:38 a.m. CST

    All the best Harry

    by spencey7

    Lang may your lum reek.

  • July 16, 2007, 10:44 a.m. CST

    I can't believe he married a big-titted whore...

    by Alonzo Mosely

    Sorry, typo, I mean I can't believe she married a big-titted whore... So where is the update? If you have time for Myspace you have time for an update to those of us who are banned from entering myspace because of the presense of underage girls... I mean aintitcool is on the list of approves sites cause there are no females here of any age, unless you count Herc...

  • July 16, 2007, 10:50 a.m. CST

    Harry has a beer and cheets on his wife

    by drompter

    Not to mention he gotta eat.

  • July 16, 2007, 10:59 a.m. CST


    by michaelb_stl


  • July 16, 2007, 11:05 a.m. CST

    Where's the new Joker pics thread Harry?

    by jfp2007

    Super Hero Hype has only accumulated 40 pages worth of postings and Latino Review and Darkhorizons have had links forever.

  • July 16, 2007, 11:06 a.m. CST


    by jfp2007

    Why don't you shut the fuck up. I'd love to meet you so we can "talk."

  • July 16, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    Congratulations to you both

    by veritasses

    Live Long and Prosper...

  • July 16, 2007, 11:07 a.m. CST

    She isn't a big mac

    by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa

    treat her right slugger

  • July 16, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST


    by The Only Woj

    may your married life be all that you hoped

  • July 16, 2007, 11:09 a.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry

    by mysteryperfecta

    Have a great wedding day. As for the wedding night, well, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. I hope many years of wedded bliss lie ahead.

  • July 16, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST


    by PlasmaOrb

    Did your boyfriend cum in your coffee this morning? I guess he must have given you a bad case of monkey clap or something, cause you obviously have lost your freakin mind... that or you are a pissed off toshiba employee cause we bad mouthed your bitch and his current paycheck.

  • July 16, 2007, 11:31 a.m. CST


    by MC Vamp, I mean MAN IN TUX!!! Congratulations, Red Man. May your foist child be a masculine child.

  • July 16, 2007, 11:33 a.m. CST

    Someone should tell Eli Roth to stop using other

    by BGDAWES

    people's social gatherings (read Harry's wife's (man that's weird to type) Bachelorette Party) as a means to get people to watch Hostel 2. <br> <br> It's out of the theatre already so give it up, and sorry Eli - your movie tanked because it sucked and NOT because it made an early debut on the internets. <br> <br> Harry I'll need pictures as proof of your wedding, otherwise I'm convinced you actually exchanged vows with Eli Roth. <br> <br> ...and he's cheating on you with Quentin Tarantino.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:10 p.m. CST

    Bless you Harry!

    by Archive

    Have a fantastic day, and a fantastic marriage! All my love!

  • July 16, 2007, 12:12 p.m. CST

    Joker Pics...

    by Kid Z

    ... Why bother... the Joker re-design looks like ass!

  • July 16, 2007, 12:22 p.m. CST

    Take a shoe phone up your ass!

    by CyberVishnu

    Ah fuck fatty and his staged wedding, I thought this was an update about Steve Carell's Get Smart! Don't use the theme music next time numbnuts. You want to talk marriage you title it: The end of my life, or My penis retires.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:25 p.m. CST


    by kikuchiyoboy

    Now you get the constant guaranteed puntang. Hee heee. Seriously, don't mean disrespect. Have a good one Mr. Knowles.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:31 p.m. CST

    The video of the day will be released as:

    by snappy

    My Big Fat Geek Wedding <br> But seriously, nothing says "I love you" like a sexually transmitted infection picked up from a stripper at your bachelor party. <br> And I hope for Yoko's sake she likes to go on top.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:32 p.m. CST

    What a surprise...

    by slayerfaith

    The hateful blu-ray fucks come back with gay-jokes and homophobia. Another stellar quality to their already wretched personalities. They're worse then Nazis. Nazis were at least somewhat "forced" to be Nazis by Hitler. You pieces of shit only worship a fucking consumer electronics company.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:52 p.m. CST

    Congrats, now where's my flippin DVD Picks article???

    by Yack Backer

    Thanks to your absence of these articles, I am without any clue as to what's coming out this month!

  • July 16, 2007, 12:57 p.m. CST

    Add me to the list of congratulators

    by monorail77

    Congrats to you both. I'm on my 14th year of marriage. Its worth it. I'm sure you'll enjoy and do the work necessary to maintain a good relationship. Next up, I wish you both healthy children. I think you both deserve the joy and heartache of raising kids. Best to you both.

  • July 16, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Too Soon!

    by Bone-In Foray

    Happy belated wedding day Harry. I was going to implore you to get back to your goddamn DVD picks and/or peeks column, but ahh - no - I see you've already covered that base. Let's see...uhh yeah - 300. Check. HD-DVD - fucking owns. Got it. Thanks.

  • July 16, 2007, 1:17 p.m. CST

    Harry's gotta WED !!! Congrats Big Guy !

    by Se7en

    Congrats Harry !

  • July 16, 2007, 1:58 p.m. CST

    I scanned your article

    by Abominable Snowcone

    and the only things that stuck out were 'anus' and 'pussy.'<p> Congrats! Now you'll be as miserable as the rest of us married chumps!

  • July 16, 2007, 2:08 p.m. CST

    Cotton McKnight

    by Abominable Snowcone

    I had the same idea, couple with Bill Conti's Rocky Theme. 'Course, my ideas were shot down and it was a more boring wedding reception because of it.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:15 p.m. CST

    90% of Talkbackers hate you even more now.

    by Banshee7

    Because we can assume you had sex on your wedding night...with a real girl. Something 90% of the geeks on this site can only dream of.

  • July 16, 2007, 2:20 p.m. CST


    by loafroaster

    ...I think the guy has more things to worry about than Joker pics at the moment! Congrats me harty - "I do" "You bet I do" "Okaaay then" (Raising Arizona)

  • July 16, 2007, 3:05 p.m. CST


    by Kid Z

    ... Ya mean there's more important topics that Joker pics?!!? I think revocation of your geek license is in order!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:09 p.m. CST

    Congratulations big bastard!

    by super Cucaracha

    I wish you both have a great marriage!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:12 p.m. CST


    by loafroaster

    I take it back! I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACK!

  • July 16, 2007, 3:13 p.m. CST


    by InsertCoolName

    That is the day I got married too. Actaually it is also the day I started dating my wife.

  • July 16, 2007, 3:28 p.m. CST

    Just don't have a beer and cheat on her Harry.

    by Edward_nygma


  • July 16, 2007, 4:43 p.m. CST

    Late congrats

    by garcicr

    Good Luck to ya and dontg forget those magical words "Yes Dear"

  • July 16, 2007, 4:46 p.m. CST

    Harry has chosen HD-DVD, here's why!

    by Lando Griffin

    Because those Toshiba checks financed the wedding and honeymoon!

  • July 16, 2007, 4:53 p.m. CST


    by Rogue Trooper

    All the best Harry. Good health and long life to you and your new wife.

  • July 16, 2007, 5:08 p.m. CST

    congrats my good man

    by oscarmike

    I'll be expecting a little Harry jr. pretty soon

  • July 16, 2007, 5:20 p.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry

    by John-Locke

    Glad you have found that certain someone to settle down with, just remember the warning from Eddie Murphy back in the day... HALF! You'd better make sure you never give Yoko a reason to ask you "But What Have You Done For Me Lately?". I hope it all goes smoothly buddy.

  • July 16, 2007, 5:22 p.m. CST


    by chimcham3000

    i've been reading this site since 1998 and i say its been long time coming man! you deserve it. congrats to the both of ya!

  • July 16, 2007, 5:29 p.m. CST

    Don Corleone did business on his daughter's wedding day

    by Bramton1

    Why can't Harry do business on his wedding day? Where's the Harry Potter review? (Deja vu, anyone?) What, have you become one of those idiots who feel if you're a Lord of the Rings' fan, you can't watch Harry Potter films? (The two are completely different sub-genres of fantasy. You might as well say Charlotte's Web and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are off limits too.)

  • July 16, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST

    happy birthday dude.

    by Smashing

    wheres the cake?

  • July 16, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST


    by mr dark

    Then your NOT assuming the husbandry position....You should be head buried and dick deep in your husbandry duties.. Congratulations you married bastard...

  • July 16, 2007, 6:48 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry!

    by pizzatheface

    I know I'm just another talkbacker shouting out to the Heavy-Who-Started-It-All, but I am very happy for you nonetheless! My wife and I are celebrating 7 happy years this month, and I wish you the best.

  • July 16, 2007, 6:56 p.m. CST

    well, man, I suposse congrats are in order

    by eloy

    ...does it sound dispirited? fuck, yeah. No offense, man, but I really, really expected you to be waaaay more of a misfit than I am. I suppose I am now, officially, the most pathetic motherfucker on this plane of existence. Congrats, man- this time for real.

  • July 16, 2007, 6:58 p.m. CST

    I'm late.

    by rev_skarekroe

    Congratulations. I'm not gonna buy a gift or nothin'.

  • July 16, 2007, 7:09 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Big Guy! Make sure you post the pictures!

    by eda1968

    I wish you and your new wife a wonderful marriage. - Ed A

  • July 16, 2007, 7:16 p.m. CST

    I'll probably get banned for saying this...

    by seppukudkurosawa

    but SOMEBODY's got to tell it like it is. Harry... <p>...</p>...<p>...</p>...<p>...</p>...<p>...</p>... It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

  • July 16, 2007, 7:25 p.m. CST


    by Octaveaeon

    Hope everything turned out well. Post pictures. Don't forget the bachelor's...

  • July 16, 2007, 8:20 p.m. CST


    by williamD

    I wish you all the best.

  • July 16, 2007, 8:43 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry... I didn't even know you were engaged.

    by Otter

    Best to you and the missus; have a great day and an excellent honeymoon.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:02 p.m. CST

    $99 toshiba hd dud players at HME one more nail

    by skiff

    Toshiba will offer its HD A2 HD DUD player at $99 through the Home Media Expo. Also included will be three HD DUD titles. I love my bluray player and want this war over. Still it is kinda fun wondering what will happen next.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:13 p.m. CST

    will there be wedding pictures

    by skiff

    Come on now there has to be wedding pictures.

  • July 16, 2007, 9:16 p.m. CST

    Harry, I Hate Almost All of Your Reviews


    Except when you're dead on and confuse me with your uncharacteristic insight. However, I wish you all the happiness and marital bliss and so on in the world. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs. Makes a marriage work a whole lot better. Preferable from your wife, but I'm sure Capone will do in a pinch.

  • July 16, 2007, 10:22 p.m. CST

    why does anybody care?

    by gringostar

    Ok, you finally have one thing in common with John Lennon... but who really gives a fuck. I just pray to god that we don't get a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon. Barf.

  • July 17, 2007, 12:05 a.m. CST

    It Is What You Make It.

    by monolithik

    As a happily married man myself, I have proof that it is possible! Ignore the naysayers, marriage - like anything else - is what you make it; so make it a great one, Headgeek and Yoko! Congratulations!

  • July 17, 2007, 12:24 a.m. CST

    Hol' up...

    by seppukudkurosawa

    Did Yoko change her name to Patricia just to seem more Westernised? That's bullshit. I'm white, but my aunt and a couple of my cousins are Chinese, and they all did the same thing. Ping became Kathy, Biba became Cerina, and Peppi became Patricia (snap!). <p> </p>Why do you do this to yourselves? Who gives a shit if someone can't pronounce your name> MAKE the fuckers learn. You're not extras in Rush Hour 3, you've still got some dignity left [I hope].<p> </p>Anyway, congrats all the same.

  • July 17, 2007, 1:43 a.m. CST

    Did the strippers each tap a fold with a dildo?

    by vic twenty

    Cuz there is plenty of space. <p> In all seriousness, have a great time and remember these halcion days when she has a straight razor to your balls. <p> <p> EXCELSIOR!!!!!!

  • July 17, 2007, 2:15 a.m. CST

    Good luck, Harold!

    by Gibson The Gibbon

    I salute you!:

  • July 17, 2007, 3:51 a.m. CST

    Harry Got Hitched!!

    by dzstephens

    Congrats! I wish you many many many years of happiness and wedded bliss!

  • July 17, 2007, 3:53 a.m. CST

    Oh My God.... Poor Fucking Strippers

    by Mr_Deadite

    The several that gave you a show had to have had the worst night of their life. Yuck. I'm just wondering how Harry's gonna take it when the missionary position backfires and he ends up killing his new wife.

  • July 17, 2007, 3:53 a.m. CST

    And speaking of which

    by Mr_Deadite

    How the fuck does Harry even get it in? I mean, there's a good four foot barrier.

  • July 17, 2007, 5:50 a.m. CST

    Congratulations harry.

    by knifeandfork

    Youve managed to find that special something that many geeks out there can never find...... a lifetime supply of pussy. Oh, and love too. Seriously though, congratulations man, have a good time.

  • July 17, 2007, 6:16 a.m. CST


    by Evil Chicken

    All the best Mr. & Mrs. Knowles!

  • July 17, 2007, 7:05 a.m. CST

    You're a great guy Harry

    by Drathan

    I dont say this about a lot of people, and I dont say it too often, but I really think you're one of the few "good ones" left in this world. You are generous, happy to be alive, in love with the world, grateful for your blessings, and you let us see so much of who you are and how you feel and what your passions are through this site, and I think you're a great person.<p> Best of luck in everything, may your marriage be much, much much better than the one in the Godfather, and longer lasting too.

  • July 17, 2007, 7:22 a.m. CST

    Movie Site? Or Personal Blog?

    by mtoppi1975

    ...don't get me wrong. I wish everyone who makes a major step in their lives the best. But this kind of stuff could better serve those who are interested on a personal blog and not as front-page news on a movie spoiler site. So, congratulations, but you guys really need an editor.

  • July 17, 2007, 7:49 a.m. CST

    So Harry...

    by Kid Z

    ... When's the divorce?

  • July 17, 2007, 8:01 a.m. CST

    Harry may have been right about HD

    by stvnhthr

    After more research I'm switching my vote from bluray to hd. HD offers the best overall compromise among various conflicting factors. Bluray is technically better in memory storage, but when you factor in durability, cost, and that all existing DVD manufacturing plants would be unable to make bluray discs its cons outweigh its pros. Anyone who likes to burn dvds at home should do the same research I did. HD in the long run will be easier to work with and maintain.

  • July 17, 2007, 8:51 a.m. CST


    by Sagan

    lol that would be the ultimate geekiness, congratulations to you and your wife harry, keep up the great work :D

  • July 17, 2007, 12:15 p.m. CST

    If harry can get married there's hope for all of us

    by Orionsangels

    Is she hot? congrats!

  • July 17, 2007, 1:41 p.m. CST


    by DocPazuzu

    Best of wishes to the both of you.

  • July 17, 2007, 1:52 p.m. CST

    Best of luck, Harry

    by teedadawg

    Been there, done that, would do it all again. So where's the honeymoon? Comic-Con? LOL

  • July 17, 2007, 3:41 p.m. CST

    The best woman is one who can beat you in a fair fight

    by BigMikey

    Many congratulations Harry. I hope you and your good lady have a great day and a wonderful future. Keep up the good work big man. BigMikey

  • July 17, 2007, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Congratulations, Harry!

    by CreasyBear

    Don't spend the honeymoon watching movies like Blade 2. Although your Blade 2 review might come in handy.

  • July 17, 2007, 3:51 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry!

    by Avenger534

    I don't know you personally, and I don't chime in on the boards all that often... but I still can't help but be happy for you. Congratulations, Harry; I wish the two of you the best!

  • July 17, 2007, 3:58 p.m. CST

    Enhorabuena, Harry.

    by CuervoJones

    Muchas felicidades.

  • July 17, 2007, 4:09 p.m. CST


    by flipster

    All the best!

  • July 17, 2007, 5:28 p.m. CST

    Congrats, Harry

    by ScreamingPenis

    Best wishes for a happy marriage

  • July 17, 2007, 5:32 p.m. CST

    Congrats Harry, but what happened to Yoko??

    by iamnicksaicnsn

    On her previous MySpace picture (the one on her MySpace yesterday) she was this little 20 year-old... but now on YOUR MySpace picture she's clearly not as small...

  • July 17, 2007, 5:43 p.m. CST


    by TheGhostWhoLurks

    God Bless you both, Harry and be good!

  • July 17, 2007, 6:39 p.m. CST

    why the people outside the chapel didn't let me in??

    by ludmir88

    posted by Michael Bay.

  • July 17, 2007, 7:46 p.m. CST


    by darth jobu

    film lover. best of luck. J

  • July 17, 2007, 8:26 p.m. CST

    Shotguy Wedding?

    by Darth Busey dog!

  • July 17, 2007, 8:51 p.m. CST


    by ivehadsex

    Happy to hear the news.

  • July 18, 2007, 12:32 a.m. CST

    Where's Harry's Harry Potter review?

    by PirateEmery

    And the heartless award goes to the Pirate...

  • July 18, 2007, 9:08 a.m. CST

    Personally, I'm waiting for the hybrid HD players . . .

    by TheManWithTooManyNames

    . . . because I'm bi-curious.

  • July 18, 2007, 12:21 p.m. CST

    Congrats brutha

    by SpookyOtaku

    See title

  • July 18, 2007, 3:20 p.m. CST


    by loki965

    Where's the big wedding sequence on E?!!!!

  • July 18, 2007, 3:43 p.m. CST

    Congratulazioni Signor e Signora Geek!

    by JackNanceRevenge

    May your first child be a masculine child.

  • July 18, 2007, 4:32 p.m. CST

    Congratulations.................but it doesn't mean

    by Alyssa Jones

    this site should become stagnant...this is the only bright spot in my day!

  • July 18, 2007, 5:48 p.m. CST

    Congratulations, Harry

    by filker-tom

    May you both find happiness.

  • July 18, 2007, 11:20 p.m. CST

    PICS!!!!!! ....or it NEVER happened!

    by RickSlamu2

    sTRIPPERS?!?!?!? for you harry?!?!? How many of thousands of dollars you have to pay them!!! WHat probally happened was you geek-ally showing off your HDDVD collection. or some such booringness. You should be glad your marring a woman that does love you enuff to actualy touch you and not haveing fantasys about strippers like in Tom Hanks's movie. Sounds more like a Jabba The Hutts Slavegirls fantasy to me.

  • July 19, 2007, 12:23 a.m. CST


    by Jubba


  • July 19, 2007, 1:23 a.m. CST

    Right On Big Guy

    by grievenom

    Best of luck. Wishing you and your bride lots of happiness.

  • July 19, 2007, 4:22 a.m. CST

    Harry, George Clooney called...!

    by Big Dumb Ape

    He said, "Don't do it, man! I need more party friends, I'm running out of them! We need more fun loving, confirmed bachelors in the world!" Oh, wait, what's that? You already strolled down the aisle? Well, so much for that then!<p>Enjoy your new life, Big Guy. Here's wishing you and Mrs years and years of happiness and joy. Make them the best they can possibly be and never look back.<P>Say, what do you know? Geeks CAN get the girl after all!

  • July 19, 2007, 10:12 a.m. CST

    Good for you, Harry!

    by Melian

    Congratulations, God bless and I hoep you're enjoying your homeymoon.

  • July 19, 2007, 10:33 a.m. CST

    Congratulations Harry and Patricia

    by Roborob

    Have some Greetings from Glasgow, Scotland with Style. Have a great Life together!

  • July 19, 2007, 12:59 p.m. CST

    Four Weddings And A Funeral

    by Dr Gregory House

    "Isn't that like 5 of the same thing?!?" - Al Bundy

  • July 19, 2007, 7:05 p.m. CST


    by slkboxrman

    sounds like something faith would actually say to these losers...the guys talkin about his wedding and they think hes plugging HD-DVD.....proof that the people that said it havent ever seen pussy and prob dont even know what it is .... anyways im impressed how u got their tighty whities in a bunch, u rule !!

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  • July 20, 2007, 9:06 p.m. CST

    Way to go, Harry!

    by antibody

    Congratulations. May you two both enjoy many wonderful years of peace and joy together!