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Hey folks, Harry here... It's my wedding day. This isn't so much about film, as much as it is all about my love of film and the life it portrays that we all love so much. Today, I'm attempting to give a storybook wedding to my favorite person in the world. It could rain, in which case it'll feel like a Woody Allen type of thing... If the sun shines, it's a GODFATHER type of thing. The last few days have been a whirlwind. Feels most like a Butt-Numb-A-Thon - except, instead of the question being, "Everything going good with BNAT?" it is, "Getting nervous yet?" In truth, I get far more nervous before a BNAT. There's a lot more to coordinate... and in the end, I'm not always 100% whether the movies will be great, as sometimes - we're the first people to see em. Here, I know the food will blow peoples' minds, that the entertainment I have lined up will be a blast... and that the decorations and atmosphere are perfect - whether it rains or shines. I am a little concerned about what Eli Roth and Richard Kelly did to the Bachelorette Party last night... and how did they crash that thing? My party had Quint getting banged by strippers in a back room, Capone's 3 inches inside an anus, Scorekeeper with Ahi Tuna on his forehead after popping, Roro as a lumbering Karloffian character. Me... well it took 3 strippers to cover my entire body with stripper musk and glitter, but twas one for the books. Ran till 6am and the aftermath would have made Tom Hanks proud. Just put the final touch on the cake toppers - which are actually 1960s Gilbert Goldfinger (for me) and Pussy Galore (for her/albeit with black hair) figures. Oddly, they work real good. Well.... it's time to get ready - it's about 5 hours til the ceremony. I've got a complicated outfit to get into, fighting fish and longhorns to deliver. And the candles, champagne flutes and ... um... oh yeah - the wedding certificate thingee. Oh - and an iPod cord. See you good folks on the otherside of this matrimonial affair... btw - trivia - last film I watched before the wedding was... 300 - the new HD DVD just fucking owns!
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Harry- congrats man. God bless you and your lady. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Enjoy this day and cherish it for the rest of your life. Peace.
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Not much more to say then that. Uh. . . may you first born child be a masculine one?
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After 300 did you want to dress in a speedo, get a spear and shield and show up to your wedding in it?
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All the best for the future guys! I wonder if you have a favourite wedding movie?
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THAT'S PROFESSIONALISM PEOPLE! PROFESSIONALISM ... CONGRATS SIR. CONGRATS!
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You deserve no better.
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Sounds like a fucking blast, man. It will be interesting to see how many variations of the word "Congratulations" will appear on the talkbacks.
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Or is it a big collection of movie quotes? Either way, have a good day. And make sure you have a prenup since if this thing goes south, I don't want her getting half the site meaning we get news on the newest chick flicks..........
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...but to be honest I thought from the topic this had something to do with a new Dragnet movie.
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Happy wedding Head Geek! <br> ...and a PG-13 Die Hard still sucks no matter how cool it is.
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pictures, or it didn't happen.
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Best wishes to you and Yoko, Harry. Have a great life together. You've earned it.
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I meant that in a good way. I just LOVE to rhyme!!!
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The best of luck to the pair of you.
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Don't get drunk- Everyone I know that got drunk on their wedding day regrets it. I was PLASTERED at my friends when I had to give a toast. I don't even remember what I said, but nobody told me it was a nice toast afterwards. :-(
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and its a good one: congratualtions harry! ...long time reader...
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NOW LOSE WEIGHT
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May your first child be a geeky one.The wife and I are totally happy for you guys!
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Hope everything goes great with the wedding and all that ass-kissery that I'm sure you're used to by now. Congratulations.
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the BluRay version fucking pwns it.
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Harry getting married is Sparta.
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bliss, deepening friendship, a comforting shoulder to lean on in times of despair, and Films that Rock your socks off. We hope that eventually many little geeklings shall emerge from this union to spread the Gospel of Geekdom to the world. Have a great day!
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will there be any pictures? how come i've never seen a single picture of Yoko?
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July 15, 2007, 3:42 p.m. CST
Congrats may you both be happy the rest of your days
by JeanLuc Dickhard
i bet you get a blu ray player as a wedding gift ....
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. . .” well, I thought a Harry Knowles would end up being “married. To Ain’t it Cool.” Congratulations, sir.
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I've got one word for you: pre-nuptial agreement. Happy Wedding Day! Enjoy it, for it is the beginning of the end.
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Han Solo always shoots first. See you in Hell.
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Happy wedding day, and thanks for the picture of Capone having anal sex with... something. Dammit you never said it was a woman! Dear god...
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Good luck you big softy.
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Complicated Outfit = Harry's dressing as Pulp Fiction's "The Gimp." it's a geek wedding, after all.
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Shine on you crazy diamonds!
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Best wishes from England.
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I don't see the point in getting legally married. Oh well, it is pointless but most poeple do it so go figure...
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...providing a faint glimmer of hope to fat-assed, basement dwelling nerds the whole world over. <p> Have a great day, Harry.
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Congratulations Mr Harry and Mrs Harry, heres to a long and happy one.
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congratulations! it's hard to find something worth holding on in this world. it's hard because we make life hard. but... when you find something that makes all the planets align... well god bless you man, you found the meaning of life. it's that simple, and only those who have found it know it. i hope you will be happy with this woman for the rest of your life, and that she adds a level of completion and harmony to your world. when something is just right, when everything fits snug like a jigsaw puzzle, and those planets line up like a platoon of soldiers before their c.o.... life is good.
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Will she go by Mrs Geek? ;)
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Have a good time today,all the best to you and yours.,Rocky training should begin ASAP,you have no stress and therefore no excuses to die like a geek stereotype,prove them all wrong and live long healthy and happy,respect........PS don't bury yourself in film everytime you have a domestic,no good will come of it.
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I want the Quint review of the wedding. I only trust his an Mori's reviews, no gushing over shitty projects just because you've spoken to the director over the phone.
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Hey Harry, So who has the wedding video honors? Robert Rodriguez? Congratulations Harry!
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Hope the day is amazing brother. I'm assuming the priest will be dressed as either Robin Hood or King Kong? ;)
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well done headgeek, all der best!
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Do go soft on us now that you're a married man! ODM
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all the best, big guy.
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You'll need it.
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If you were truly secure with your relationship, you wouldn't have gone through with such an antiquated ceremony.
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...it's Eli of course<p> "the bride cuts the groom, the bride cuts the groom, hey-ho here we go, the bride cuts the groom."
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Don't freak out...and don't forget to tip the altar servers. Those kids deserve a break.
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Congratulations to you both!
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Good luck to you and your wife. May you have many blissful years.
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Marriage kicks ass!!
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All the best. I'll see you in September.
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Congratulations! And if you like 300, check this URL and I hope you enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/2mrs92
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There is nothing like it ever. Congrats
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Cheers
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I resent Harry telling the world the diameter of my junk, but since he has, I just want to publically thank Big Red for sharing his anus with me and all the party goers at his bachelor party. Best bachelor party ever, and my favorite trip to Austin in the eight or so years I've been coming down here. Congrats, Harry & Patricia. My wife and I wish you both the happiest life with the best of everything.
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Congrats, man.
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at the mention of anal sex, I decided to just say "WTF?!" Congrats!
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Happiest wishes to you both. When my girlfriend found out about this she immediately squee'd. The next bit of dialogue we had: "Think a nerd like me and a gal like you get as lucky as those two?" "Create an absolutely ass-kicking website and then I'll let you know." Swankulations. ^_^
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If you look like Harry, and a woman wants to marry you, you should marry her. Grats man.
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July 15, 2007, 5:19 p.m. CST
Forget Quint, let's see Neill Cumpston review this baby
by ExcaliburFfolkes
He's the only writer on this site who could accurately describe what's about to happen tonight.
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Don't get too drunk, Don't try to re-create the end of Dirty Dancing and for Gawds sake don't be not at the church on time. She'll keep that hanging over your head like Damacles Sword!!!
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so there you go you big ginger love muscle
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Congrats, I think.
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best decision you'll ever make, sir - which makes up for your piss-poor HD over Blueray decision. Heh, just kidding, dude.
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I wish you and the wife many years of happiness. This site has had its up and downs over the years, but I've been here since very close to the beginning. Hence, I can't help but feeling a little personally invested in y'all's gang, even if I don't get to reap the benefits of the bachelor party. All the best!
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That's a big wedding.
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and please don't post a video of your honeymoon!!!!!!!!
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Congratulations, man! When did that happen?
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July 15, 2007, 5:49 p.m. CST
Seriously, though... I hope Harry keeps his maiden name
by SalvatoreGravano
For I would rather see AICN run by Harry Knowles-(NewName) than just by Harry (NewName).
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But ludmir88 is right. For the love of god no sex tape.
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This time, totally serial.
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Ahh, what would Al Bundy say about another marriage?
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Good Luck.
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and to the bride to be as well...
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From one married man to another... :(
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we need a neutral one!!!
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just kidding :)
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May your Honeymoon be blissfull as you two engage in an erotic ballet of sweat-glistening carnal passion.
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And may your first child, be a masculine child.
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May the Road always rise up to meet you, May the Sun always light your path, and May your Children always bring you happiness! Here's hoping for a baker's dozen! :) Free and Dubh
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Harry Knowles this is the start of the rest of you life. Rock the casbah on your honeymoon and nine months later after your wifes morning sickness. Your world will be full of little harrys and or harriettes. and for the rest of us, this parts is sincere, this will be last you will be all seeing of hearing of Harry Knowles. Once the kid comes that is the biggest life changer of All. My two nephews are great little characters the pair of them. They grow up so fast.
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Don't forget to share the cake Harry, you bastard. Cheers.
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Let's hope Harry never has a beer and cheets on his wife.
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Wishing you and your bride-to-be all the best!
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Hope you guys have an amazing day!
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You should've had me DJ your wedding...(Shameless plug) DJ Bandit.
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anagram for Coperfield?
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all 3 inches worth.
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...that this was another Indiana Jones talkback. Congrats Harry.
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Too bad some people can't set aside their crassness for one talk back to give a good wish to the guy who provides us all with FREE entertainment. Congtrats again Harry. Looking forward to the Bourne 3 review.Hope Yoko doesn't break up AICN! ;)
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seriously, WTF?!? I had some great bj's before I got married. Now that's all history. Damn false advertising I tell ya! Oh and congrats Harry!
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Now, I'm waiting for a review of the wedding that will be denounced as a plant and grainy scoop photos of the wedding dress. And the wedding night activities will be spoilered.<p>Have a great day, big man, my best to you and your soon-to-be wife.
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Congratulations, Harry and Patricia!
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Eighty-seven paragraphs about some wedding and one sentence about watching 300 on HD-DVD? Whatever.
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Have a great time!
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The important days are all to come. Make them as important as today and you'll find happiness. Wow. That sounded like a fucking greeting card! All my family's best wishes from Dallas!
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With the marriage and all.
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All the best, Harry and Patricia! My own wife and I celebrate our fourth anniversary next month.
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Congrats, Harry!
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Please share it with us, especially a "director's cut." :) Congrats, Harry. Now get to work bringing more geeklings into the world!
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The only time you'll be using it is when your taking a piss.
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You'd think someone who lives their life via the internet would webcast it. Outside of that...Congrats, Harry! I'm raising my glass to you right now...
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When I started reading this site in 1996 or whatever, I never thought I'd be around to see the day when the big red cheese got married. Congrats.
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Harry, I've been reading this site for over 6 years, and enjoyed it. I never thought you'd get married, because films always seemed like your first (and at times, only) love. So despite you banning me several years ago for a comment that wouldn't even raise an eyebrow today, I still dig the cut of your shit. I'm still not gonna send you a a gift for your wedding, but I might for your first kid. later.
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Wait to go man! I knew it wasn't easy to wait, but you will be happy you did. Have a great honeymoon and may God Bless you two in your new lives together.
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congrats to the happy couple- all the best; i guess this means 1 less ticket to bnat this year! in all (ok, no) seriousness, ExcaliburFfolkes is right on- we need a cumpston- any cumpston- review of this bad boy!
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Welcome to the land of wedded bliss! Anyway, that's what us poor idiots that are married like to call it.
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All the best Harry!
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Heh heh! Enjoy yourself!
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At least post some pictures from the grand affair. Good for you, kid. Just remember: You got to wake up with the chick for the rest of your life, or until you find a better looking model to trade her in for.
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Congrats Harry, good luck and all that good stuff...
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Some of you are quite funny. Best of luck to you Harry.
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For us freaks.
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Well Deserved Harry. Health and Happiness Big Guy.
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Have fun at your wedding!
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Congratulations!! Save me a piece..of the wedding cake!. Just kidding..I wish you all the happiness in the world..
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No Really...Congrats Big Guy. It took me the 2nd time around to get it right but the Mrs is the best thing thats happened to me. She's more of a movie nut than my 1st wife could ever dream. Good Luck to ya both!!
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Im sure Eli Roth could of hooked that up.And have special surprise guest ADRIAN ZMED show up with that creepy dude with a mustache and a donkey.You disappoint me Harry.
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hope it is a beautiful day
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Man this wedding has always seemed two years away. Pray to your gods she decides to stick with you ;)
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Harry, Congrats on the marriage, may you two find happiness and strength for the rest of your lives.
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GRATS I SAY!
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Congratulations, Harry! I wish you and Yoko many happy years together. I'll keep watching to see if she appears in any of the upper-left animations. Any chance of this now that she's officially a Knowles? Ah yeah!<p> Cheers!
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Still don't give a shit.
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Hope the two of you have a wonderful life together.
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I've been married for seven years and life has never been better, Harry! Congrats and best of luck to both of you.
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Here let me help you pick up those names you dropped.
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Go make some little Harolds already!
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Will there be pics up on this site?
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Hope ya double bagged it, son!
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Enjoy :)
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Cheers!
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except it's the formerly known as JLA so his wedding is this year's little miss FUCK YOU.
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Good luck and enjoy the honeymoon period, that is when you still get the pre-marriage style sex, after that, well at least you already have a hobby...
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Have a blissfull married live Harry.
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enjoy the deep deep deep plunge... ; )
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I'll be getting married in just two weeks. I can totally understand your happiness right now. Thanks for the years and years of great entertainment. Maybe one year my future wife and I can make it down to a BNAT. Thanks again, and best wishes.
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pressured into tying the knot with our significant others. Damn it man! Congrats nonetheless. You're a nice fella and she sure seems like a nice lady. Now you can be nice together, fooooorrrreeeevvvvveeeeerrrrrr... So did she freak out at the reception when the pinheads started chanting "gabba gabba we accept you one of us?"
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Wish you and the little lady lots of wild hot...movie watching! hahaha,'grats man.
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thats what FOX said!
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Congratulations either way man. Big day for anyone. I hope all goes well!
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...to hear the crash,bang,thud of tiny feet in approx 9 months or so. Many congrats on your big day, & will you post the wedding vid on here so we can gander at all your regular writers in their Sunday Finest?
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No safe sex tonight so who knows this very moment right now could be the creation of another geek. Feel free to hum the theme from 2001 : )
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May your days be blissful!
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May your fondest wishes granted be the least of your riches to come - many years of happiness and a whole mess o' kids - much happiness, Harry and Patricia!
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Wait--what? Oh yeah... <br><br> Congratulations.
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GILBERT GOLDFINGER, damn thats a funny sounding name.... its Auric Goldfinger.... GILBERT... HAHAH Congrats my man, right now, you are having what is prolly the best sex of your life
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to the one and only Head Geek. Mazel Tov and have a wonderful honeymoon. I raise a glass to you and your lovely bride tonight from Los Angeles... make us fanboys proud.
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Harry is logged onto his myspace page as I type this.
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July 16, 2007, 2:19 a.m. CST
HARRY WILL CHOOSE DIVORCE AND HERE'S WHY....
by greigy just wanted to say
Because it's inevitable. Because love is short term hormonal distraction. Because this whole marriage thing is FAKE, in every sense of the word. JUST BECAUSE..!!!
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July 16, 2007, 2:25 a.m. CST
Congrats! And greetings to your 7000 MySpace friends!
by Motoko Kusanagi
Oh what a glorious day (like in glorious Quicktime)
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All the best for the years ahead.
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Now all we need is your LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD review...
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Just don't have a kid. The world isn't ready.
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Congrats.
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by watching the gayest movie ever made? Huh.<br> <br> Still, tho, grats!
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July 16, 2007, 3:07 a.m. CST
CONGRATS HARRY! WELL DONE! But I thought you might...
by silentbobafett2
have chosen a more fitting final film!!!! Anyway, sounds good and I hope you're gonna share some wedding photos (and, by the sounds of it, some Bacholeor party photos)
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right about now you're probably being choked with a big chain by patricia in a dancing girl outfit while a gay golden robot looks on ("Oh my!" etc). All the best from the UK to you both, Harry, we love ya! <p> AWWW YEEAAAAH!
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Hope it was a great day. Jeff Wells over at Hollywood Elsewhere is being a dick about Peter Jackson's video, but he rest of us wish you luck.
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Trust me, marriage does not reduce the sex life (well not yet for me anyhoo). And, if like me you let yourself go once she's yours, then just let her slap the flab and ride the wave in! Oh you did already!!! I keed I keed!!! Have a great day matey.
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You know what I mean... And congrats big boss!
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Harry, Congrat's man. From a long time reader, I wish you the best. Ironically enough, a good friend of mine got hitched today as well. Weddings happening all over.
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WOW JUST WOW
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brilliant, lets get just ONE MORE PLUG in there before the wedding. shameless. fuck harry.
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Jk. Congrats dude. I love how Harry is pimping a dying format. haha. HD-DVD has one more holiday season to make it. It wont. lates.
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...congrats you, you big ginger fool! I got married this year and just got back from honeymoon. A lot of my friends are married and/or having kids. Geeks growing up? Been loving this website for 8 years now and when Lucas, Spielberg and Ford are working together on a film again for (most likely) the last time it makes me feel the passage of time. We can't be kids forever. Maybe just a liiittle bit longer though...
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I wanna see pictures! I want to know what a 50,000 dollar wedding looks like, among other things.
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July 16, 2007, 5:39 a.m. CST
I always thought it would be cool to get married to..
by Cotton McKnight
the music that's playing when Luke, Han, and Chewie get their medals at the end of Star Wars. Maybe that's why i'm not married yet.
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What is the url?
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Your wedding means a lot to all non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone.
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When can we expect to see Harry Jrs. running around?
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Don Harry, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your site on the wedding day of yourself. May your first child be a masculine child."
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As someone who has been married 9 years now, I can definitely say life is better when you have someone to share it with.
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CONGRATS!!
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Have a wonderful life, Harry and Yoko.
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Just wishing you all the best!
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could have been funny. I got married last month and we marched out after the ceremony to the Rocky theme (Gonna' Fly now)
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... it's "institution" of marriage, not "institute," though being happily divorced, I can definitely confirm that the institution of marriage can definitely put a person in a mental condition wherein they'll have to be SENT to an "institute"! But Harry... good luck anyway! (gonna need it)
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...non too good looking geeks and nerds with an internet connection worldwide. There's hope for everyone." ...As long as you have tons of fundage, barring that, forget it, no sense in even trying. (Not being negative, just a realist... ya'll know I'm right, too.)
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And best wishes to you both!
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Hey man, it's awesome you got married. As a married man, I'll give you some pointers. First, always respect each other, think of her before yourself, never take your relationship for granted, laugh a lot, as a man (you are wrong), never go to bed angry, make sure you give her an orgasm before you have yours, don't drool over other women (if fact don't' even think of them!), have fun, never call her a bitch even if she's being one, and lastly give her all you have to give without complaining. Enjoy it man, it's the best thing in the world!
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Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
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Good luck trying to get through the mixture of thanks and insults any talkback about you seems to produce!
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Married life is not bad like everyone says it's going to be. The hardest part was realizing when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.
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You fat bastard! Just make sure you don't spend your honeymoon night dressed up as Darth Vader with a lightsaber up your ass!
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Judging from how much you love movies, you're really full of love. You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love (books, movies, all those geeky things). Now you have this special someone, she's going to experience your devotion and passion firsthand, unadulterated, so methinks you'll make a great hubby. Yoko is lucky to have a devoted and extra loving guy like you and you're lucky to have a sweet and pretty girl like Yoko. So congratulations, man!
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Best of luck to you and your wife.
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Just kidding Harry. Patricia's snatch is probably not that bad. Congrats!
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I thought this post was about a new Dragnet movie. Sigh. "After the gratuiotous sex display at Streibeck's favorite coffee house..."
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It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married. Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. So here's to you Harry! Congratulations man!
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Is Toshiba helping you flip the bill to put that little quip in there for HD-DVD? The format is dead, no one is hardly buying it and blu ray has taken over at the biggest retail rental chain in america. ill get 300 on blu ray, then atleast i know ill get a good prestine copy thats encoded with the right codec.
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Isn't that Dragnet? Anyway, congrats big boy.
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Enjoy
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Hope the wedding and wedding night went well.
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Good luck buddy
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Remember: For the Honeymoon, don't forget to pack the video camera. (wink,wink)
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Giving marriage a good review? C'mon! I had an easier time believing him on Spiderman 3.
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We expect some photos from the big day.
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...when you make a scheduling decision you'd better have checked with the Mrs.>> Come off it, dude... you don't get to make ANY decisions, scheduling or otherwise! <<You have all this love gushing out of you, that's how much you love whatever it is you love>> Okay, now I'm cleaning projectile vomit off my shoes... gee thanks, for that little gem. Harry's bride-to-be is named Yoko?!!? Really?!!? Does this mean Vern, Moriarty and Herc will feel increasingly put-off, leading to the eventual break-up od AICN? Will Harry then do a solo website wherein we'll read his reviews accompanied by looped MPEGs of Yoko screeching untranslatable gibberish?
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Seriously, who gives a shit what he plugs, doesnt plug, or plugs up? No reason for you to basically damn him to hell for it. Hav a prob with it? Find another site that's more "professional" or whatever. That or go to hell. Seriously if you can't get over it I hope that all of you get really bad biopsy results over the next couple months n ur bodies become nothing more then walking malignant tumors. I mean you're basically wretches and wastes of life right now, so a slow suffering end would prolly be a blessing compared to what your worthless asses deserve.
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I wish all the best for you guys. :D
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win one for the team
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Harry you picked a winner; best wishes for a successful marriage! Always stay GGG!
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???? Get her writing on here already...c'mon, she must love movies...and hey she'll work for free right? ;^)
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Lang may your lum reek.
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Sorry, typo, I mean I can't believe she married a big-titted whore... So where is the update? If you have time for Myspace you have time for an update to those of us who are banned from entering myspace because of the presense of underage girls... I mean aintitcool is on the list of approves sites cause there are no females here of any age, unless you count Herc...
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Not to mention he gotta eat.
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congratulations!
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Super Hero Hype has only accumulated 40 pages worth of postings and Latino Review and Darkhorizons have had links forever.
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Why don't you shut the fuck up. I'd love to meet you so we can "talk."
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Live Long and Prosper...
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treat her right slugger
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may your married life be all that you hoped
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Have a great wedding day. As for the wedding night, well, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling. I hope many years of wedded bliss lie ahead.
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Did your boyfriend cum in your coffee this morning? I guess he must have given you a bad case of monkey clap or something, cause you obviously have lost your freakin mind... that or you are a pissed off toshiba employee cause we bad mouthed your bitch and his current paycheck.
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...er, I mean MAN IN TUX!!! Congratulations, Red Man. May your foist child be a masculine child.
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people's social gatherings (read Harry's wife's (man that's weird to type) Bachelorette Party) as a means to get people to watch Hostel 2. <br> <br> It's out of the theatre already so give it up, and sorry Eli - your movie tanked because it sucked and NOT because it made an early debut on the internets. <br> <br> Harry I'll need pictures as proof of your wedding, otherwise I'm convinced you actually exchanged vows with Eli Roth. <br> <br> ...and he's cheating on you with Quentin Tarantino.
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Have a fantastic day, and a fantastic marriage! All my love!
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... Why bother... the Joker re-design looks like ass!
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Ah fuck fatty and his staged wedding, I thought this was an update about Steve Carell's Get Smart! Don't use the theme music next time numbnuts. You want to talk marriage you title it: The end of my life, or My penis retires.
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Now you get the constant guaranteed puntang. Hee heee. Seriously, don't mean disrespect. Have a good one Mr. Knowles.
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My Big Fat Geek Wedding <br> But seriously, nothing says "I love you" like a sexually transmitted infection picked up from a stripper at your bachelor party. <br> And I hope for Yoko's sake she likes to go on top.
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The hateful blu-ray fucks come back with gay-jokes and homophobia. Another stellar quality to their already wretched personalities. They're worse then Nazis. Nazis were at least somewhat "forced" to be Nazis by Hitler. You pieces of shit only worship a fucking consumer electronics company.
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Thanks to your absence of these articles, I am without any clue as to what's coming out this month!
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Congrats to you both. I'm on my 14th year of marriage. Its worth it. I'm sure you'll enjoy and do the work necessary to maintain a good relationship. Next up, I wish you both healthy children. I think you both deserve the joy and heartache of raising kids. Best to you both.
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Happy belated wedding day Harry. I was going to implore you to get back to your goddamn DVD picks and/or peeks column, but ahh - no - I see you've already covered that base. Let's see...uhh yeah - 300. Check. HD-DVD - fucking owns. Got it. Thanks.
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Congrats Harry !
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and the only things that stuck out were 'anus' and 'pussy.'<p> Congrats! Now you'll be as miserable as the rest of us married chumps!
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I had the same idea, couple with Bill Conti's Rocky Theme. 'Course, my ideas were shot down and it was a more boring wedding reception because of it.
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Because we can assume you had sex on your wedding night...with a real girl. Something 90% of the geeks on this site can only dream of.
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...I think the guy has more things to worry about than Joker pics at the moment! Congrats me harty - "I do" "You bet I do" "Okaaay then" (Raising Arizona)
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... Ya mean there's more important topics that Joker pics?!!? I think revocation of your geek license is in order!
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I wish you both have a great marriage!
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I take it back! I TAKE IT BAAAAAAACK!
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That is the day I got married too. Actaually it is also the day I started dating my wife.
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Congrats.
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Good Luck to ya and dontg forget those magical words "Yes Dear"
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Because those Toshiba checks financed the wedding and honeymoon!
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All the best Harry. Good health and long life to you and your new wife.
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I'll be expecting a little Harry jr. pretty soon
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Glad you have found that certain someone to settle down with, just remember the warning from Eddie Murphy back in the day... HALF! You'd better make sure you never give Yoko a reason to ask you "But What Have You Done For Me Lately?". I hope it all goes smoothly buddy.
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i've been reading this site since 1998 and i say its been long time coming man! you deserve it. congrats to the both of ya!
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Why can't Harry do business on his wedding day? Where's the Harry Potter review? (Deja vu, anyone?) What, have you become one of those idiots who feel if you're a Lord of the Rings' fan, you can't watch Harry Potter films? (The two are completely different sub-genres of fantasy. You might as well say Charlotte's Web and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are off limits too.)
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wheres the cake?
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Then your NOT assuming the husbandry position....You should be head buried and dick deep in your husbandry duties.. Congratulations you married bastard...
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I know I'm just another talkbacker shouting out to the Heavy-Who-Started-It-All, but I am very happy for you nonetheless! My wife and I are celebrating 7 happy years this month, and I wish you the best.
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...does it sound dispirited? fuck, yeah. No offense, man, but I really, really expected you to be waaaay more of a misfit than I am. I suppose I am now, officially, the most pathetic motherfucker on this plane of existence. Congrats, man- this time for real.
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Congratulations. I'm not gonna buy a gift or nothin'.
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I wish you and your new wife a wonderful marriage. - Ed A
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but SOMEBODY's got to tell it like it is. Harry... <p>...</p>...<p>...</p>...<p>...</p>...<p>...</p>... It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!
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Hope everything turned out well. Post pictures. Don't forget the bachelor's...
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I wish you all the best.
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Best to you and the missus; have a great day and an excellent honeymoon.
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Toshiba will offer its HD A2 HD DUD player at $99 through the Home Media Expo. Also included will be three HD DUD titles. I love my bluray player and want this war over. Still it is kinda fun wondering what will happen next.
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Come on now there has to be wedding pictures.
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Except when you're dead on and confuse me with your uncharacteristic insight. However, I wish you all the happiness and marital bliss and so on in the world. And blowjobs. Lots and lots of blowjobs. Makes a marriage work a whole lot better. Preferable from your wife, but I'm sure Capone will do in a pinch.
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Ok, you finally have one thing in common with John Lennon... but who really gives a fuck. I just pray to god that we don't get a blow-by-blow of the honeymoon. Barf.
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As a happily married man myself, I have proof that it is possible! Ignore the naysayers, marriage - like anything else - is what you make it; so make it a great one, Headgeek and Yoko! Congratulations!
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Did Yoko change her name to Patricia just to seem more Westernised? That's bullshit. I'm white, but my aunt and a couple of my cousins are Chinese, and they all did the same thing. Ping became Kathy, Biba became Cerina, and Peppi became Patricia (snap!). <p> </p>Why do you do this to yourselves? Who gives a shit if someone can't pronounce your name> MAKE the fuckers learn. You're not extras in Rush Hour 3, you've still got some dignity left [I hope].<p> </p>Anyway, congrats all the same.
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Cuz there is plenty of space. <p> In all seriousness, have a great time and remember these halcion days when she has a straight razor to your balls. <p> <p> EXCELSIOR!!!!!!
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I salute you!: http://tinyurl.com/25d6ck
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Congrats! I wish you many many many years of happiness and wedded bliss!
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The several that gave you a show had to have had the worst night of their life. Yuck. I'm just wondering how Harry's gonna take it when the missionary position backfires and he ends up killing his new wife.
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How the fuck does Harry even get it in? I mean, there's a good four foot barrier.
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Youve managed to find that special something that many geeks out there can never find...... a lifetime supply of pussy. Oh, and love too. Seriously though, congratulations man, have a good time.
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All the best Mr. & Mrs. Knowles!
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I dont say this about a lot of people, and I dont say it too often, but I really think you're one of the few "good ones" left in this world. You are generous, happy to be alive, in love with the world, grateful for your blessings, and you let us see so much of who you are and how you feel and what your passions are through this site, and I think you're a great person.<p> Best of luck in everything, may your marriage be much, much much better than the one in the Godfather, and longer lasting too.
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...don't get me wrong. I wish everyone who makes a major step in their lives the best. But this kind of stuff could better serve those who are interested on a personal blog and not as front-page news on a movie spoiler site. So, congratulations, but you guys really need an editor.
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... When's the divorce?
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After more research I'm switching my vote from bluray to hd. HD offers the best overall compromise among various conflicting factors. Bluray is technically better in memory storage, but when you factor in durability, cost, and that all existing DVD manufacturing plants would be unable to make bluray discs its cons outweigh its pros. Anyone who likes to burn dvds at home should do the same research I did. HD in the long run will be easier to work with and maintain.
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lol that would be the ultimate geekiness, congratulations to you and your wife harry, keep up the great work :D
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Is she hot? congrats!
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Best of wishes to the both of you.
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Been there, done that, would do it all again. So where's the honeymoon? Comic-Con? LOL
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Many congratulations Harry. I hope you and your good lady have a great day and a wonderful future. Keep up the good work big man. BigMikey
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Don't spend the honeymoon watching movies like Blade 2. Although your Blade 2 review might come in handy.
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I don't know you personally, and I don't chime in on the boards all that often... but I still can't help but be happy for you. Congratulations, Harry; I wish the two of you the best!
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Muchas felicidades.
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All the best!
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Best wishes for a happy marriage
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On her previous MySpace picture (the one on her MySpace yesterday) she was this little 20 year-old... but now on YOUR MySpace picture she's clearly not as small...
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God Bless you both, Harry and be good!
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posted by Michael Bay.
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film lover. best of luck. J
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Harry...you dog!
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Happy to hear the news.
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And the heartless award goes to the Pirate...
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July 18, 2007, 9:08 a.m. CST
Personally, I'm waiting for the hybrid HD players . . .
by TheManWithTooManyNames
. . . because I'm bi-curious.
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See title
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Where's the big wedding sequence on E?!!!!
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May your first child be a masculine child.
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this site should become stagnant...this is the only bright spot in my day!
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May you both find happiness.
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sTRIPPERS?!?!?!? for you harry?!?!? How many of thousands of dollars you have to pay them!!! WHat probally happened was you geek-ally showing off your HDDVD collection. or some such booringness. You should be glad your marring a woman that does love you enuff to actualy touch you and not haveing fantasys about strippers like in Tom Hanks's movie. Sounds more like a Jabba The Hutts Slavegirls fantasy to me.
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congrats
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Best of luck. Wishing you and your bride lots of happiness.
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He said, "Don't do it, man! I need more party friends, I'm running out of them! We need more fun loving, confirmed bachelors in the world!" Oh, wait, what's that? You already strolled down the aisle? Well, so much for that then!<p>Enjoy your new life, Big Guy. Here's wishing you and Mrs years and years of happiness and joy. Make them the best they can possibly be and never look back.<P>Say, what do you know? Geeks CAN get the girl after all!
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Congratulations, God bless and I hoep you're enjoying your homeymoon.
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Have some Greetings from Glasgow, Scotland with Style. Have a great Life together!
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"Isn't that like 5 of the same thing?!?" - Al Bundy
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sounds like something faith would actually say to these losers...the guys talkin about his wedding and they think hes plugging HD-DVD.....proof that the people that said it havent ever seen pussy and prob dont even know what it is .... anyways im impressed how u got their tighty whities in a bunch, u rule !!
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Congratulations. May you two both enjoy many wonderful years of peace and joy together!
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