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The INDIANA JONES 4 rumor mill takes another turn...
Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I've had this rumor in the inbox for a little while (thanks to "Judas' Noose") and it’s starting to gain some momentum.
I've gotten a second source come to me with the same rumor. So, I thought I'd run something on it. It's a big, giant honking rumor, but a fascinating one.
I've been on the record supporting the idea of an INDIANA JONES 4 if it brings the films full circle. You have a great trilogy cap with that riding off into the sunset shot from LAST CRUSADE, so the only place to go in my mind is to make a movie that goes full circle back to RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. We know Marion Ravenwood is in it. We know she had a kid with Indy. We hear that John Hurt could be playing Abner Ravenwood, long lost father of Marion and mentor to Indy, thought dead in his pursuit of the Ark.
Seems like that's the direction they're going.
The rumors I have been getting say that the big object being searched for is not Atlantis. It is not the Spear of Destiny. It is not a shard of Noah's Ark. This time Indiana has to go back to square one. There is nothing he can possess that can not be taken away.
What I hear is that he is searching, once more, for the Ark of the Covenant.
The rumor is that the warehouse we see at the end of Raiders is in Groom Lake (aka Area 51) and the Russians are trying to find it in order to one-up the American military might.
That would explain Abner being involved in the story. That would further my theory that INDY 4 will act as a bookend to the series, RAIDERS on one side and INDY 4 on the other. If Shia LaBeouf ends up continuing it down the line as rumored, then so be it, but I think we're pretty much guaranteed this will be the last one with Lucas, Spielberg and Ford.
I love the idea, but from what I know of the film, from trusted sources within the company, there’s just not really any room for the Ark of the Covenant in the story they're telling. It’s not the main thrust of the movie if it is in the flick and I just can’t see it as being something they’d sideline.
So, I know this really doesn’t give you guys a definitive answer and probably just raises more questions, but this is what I know of the rumor right now and I’m sure it’ll be spreading, so I wanted to address it.
Hell, it could be that Lucas and Spielberg have us so turned around we don’t know which end is up and they’re off making a completely different movie than everybody’s expecting, feeding us a bunch of bogus rumors and all the set pics and stories have been fabricated. I wouldn’t put it past them.
If the Ark does play a part, I think it’s a fascinating choice. If it doesn’t, I’m happy seeing a new adventure, too. What are your thoughts?
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And why no talkback on TCM's Spielberg on Spielberg???
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Actually, that would be extremely cool, but I don't know how they'd work it in. Would they tie the Ark in with the "alien" stuff ala Zacharia Sitchin? I can't see them having the balls to even *touch* that.
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I really hope George will do the Atlantis thingy. 'Cause if he doesn't... >:-(
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Oh well.
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In Indy IV we get to see the origin of Captain Panaka's eye patch, which covers up his crusty eye.
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But if they are trying for a retread of Raiders with 21st Century effects, it might not go over well with the existing fanbase. I also like the idea of looking for a shard of Noah's Ark - maybe Morgan Freeman could show up as God and the forth Indy could also bookend the "Almighty" series.
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I was wondering what flavour of story could possibly live up to expectation, lets not make this Phantom Menace again, but back to the Ark would be excellent for me. Lucas would ruin an Atlantis film with CGI anyway, but the Ark story always felt slightly unfinshed. WOOT for Indy IV
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I don't really mind if the use the Ark again or it's a new adventure. As long as the writing is good and the action is there. A race agains the Russians to regain the Ark could be pretty cool though
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I have serious doubts about anything Lucas is involved in these days.
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Could be a nice bookend treatment, could be an unecessary visit to the well again. We'll see in less than a year i suppose.
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and not goofy/cheesy.
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I keep coming back until someone REMEMBERS seeing Richie!
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Indy is searching for Voltron!makes about as much sense as a $30 million Voltron movie shot with camcorders...dumbasses.
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Indy is searching for the mythical sword of light, which they track down using John Hurt's sunglasses. Turns out, this sword once belonged to a friend of a distant ancestor of Indy, and this ancestor is revealed to be a pirate and scoundrel named Han, who came to ancient earth with his drug-addled wife to start a family. While they were here, they also invented pyramids and were constantly baffled by our white earthling milk.Rumour has it, there is a scene where Indy uses the magic sword to slice open a camel to keep Shia La Beouf warm. And he thought they smelled bad on the outside!
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like the great adventure game from 1993. Great story, great dialogue, great settings.Using the Ark again? *yawn*
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Return of the Jedi was Death Star redux and Crusade was already a jokey retread of Raiders, so do we really need Spielberg and Lucas to shit on our memories of the Ark?
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...and in the 1930's/40's. Obviously, it's too late for that now, but I think the character is re-castable -- a la James Bond -- and should be kept in the era of the classic movie serials. I smell a youthful "Indy Jones junior" updating here, with La Beouf taking gover as the "new face of the franchise" and bringing it into a somewhat more modern era. Every fucking thing has to be re-modeled for 17-year-olds these days, and when you go back into the twentieth century more than forty years or so now, it's only "cool" if it's about muddy army guys holding each others intestines in. Then again, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the series would have been EVEN better if first choice Tom Selleck had been able to get out of his Magnum contract to play Indy. A fan, but not necessarily attached to Harrison Ford as the sole wearer of the hat.
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It will be interesting to see if Jones has a better father/son rapport with his mentor than he did with his father in CRUSADE.
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Jul 09, 2007 5:22:16 AM CDT
Indiana Jones & Yet Another Talkback With Fake Titles
by motoko kusanagi
count me in! :-D
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...those moveis should still be set in the early sixties. With Daniel Craig.
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As long as its made in a style that feels more traditional than the mummy films i'll be happy. We need big stunts and massive sets, not ford in front of a greenscreen
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he was the one good thing about Transformers, so if they can get some good scripts going I'm onboard for him as Indiana Jones Jr...
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Less CGI/greenscreen, more real stuntwork and impressive sets/production design.
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Bruce Campbell should have his own noir detective series where he gets the living crap beat out of him every week and still sees the bad guys to jail.
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Shia will have the Ark tied to the back of his motorcycle and he and Indy will drive under the giant UFO and just at the right moment Indy will lift the lid and the wrath of GOD will send the aliens packing before they blow up the earth. THE END.
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Lucas (yeah I know, you all hate him, /yawns) has been going round for years saying he's found the perfect macguffin. Seems unlikely it would just be the Ark again...
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nice theory, only that RAIDERS is actually EPISODE II of the INDIANA JONES SAGA, because TEMPLE OF DOOM is a prequel... so, this would be like saying A NEW HOPE and REVENGE OF THE SITH are the bookends to the STAR WARS SAGA, which wouldn't seem quite right, would it?
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they should have left well enough alone. But no, this is Hollywood we're talking about here.
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Care to comment on this?
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Indiana Jones & The Great White Pyramid. Here's the link
http://www.iesb.net/index.php?option=com_ezine&task=read&page=1&category=1&article=2817
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Because after the past few years I am FRESH out. Jar-Jar and Bumblebee were both at the funeral where I buried my respect, holding walkie talkies in place of guns.
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Tom Selleck would of been better than Harrision Ford. He was born for this role.
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Indy must survive automatic weapons, switchblades, gettin' urinated on by drunken Darth Raider, Crips, Bloods and low IQs, for four quarters.
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that nothing can make this movie good. This rumor has recently been confirmed by logic.
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Panaka was the bad ass who told Nute Gunray that he "could kiss his trade franchise goodbye!"
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Remember that rumor a couple of years back when people thought "Memoirs of a Geisha" was the fake title they were filming Indy IV under? I love to look back on those things and laugh.
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I rather they didn't retread old ground with Indy 4, while the warehouse at the end of Raiders was intriguing, I'd rather not go revisiting it unless it's a small part of a bigger story.
While it's generally disliked, I wouldn't mind seeing something more like Temple of Doom which took quite a different path to the other two films. Just no Short Round... oh wait too late, Shitty The Beef has been cast.... -
Do movie franchises jump sharks? We may need a movie equivalent...
I want to see a new Indiana Adventure as much as the next guy. But like many others, I will not be too surprised if this turns out as badly as the star wars prequels. -
then it deserves to have Indy chasing it. I'm just glad the John Hurt as Einstein shit isn't coming to fruition because Indy has always been about his search, or inevitable discovery of, cool ass religious paraphenalia.
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You know the episodic cliffhanger variety. Raiders is about the Ark, Doom is about a Temple and some Shakira stones or whatever and Last Crusade is about the Holy Grail so re-visiting the Ark is a bit Sh*t!Go to Atlantis or Area 51 and search for the Spear of Destiny or whateber... Just don't try and bring it full circle and tie it all up coz you tried that last time with, you know - The LAST Crusade! and look where that got you!!!
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I've been a 100% bad move guy for about a decade now. Since the Pic showed up few weeks ago, I've started warming to the idea of Indy 4. I'm not liking myself much for it either.
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OKay, I've been reading some of Frank Darrabont's draft has made it into the shooting script, but Lucas didn't like the sacrilgious aspects concerning god really being an astronaut who came to earth in a spaceship and giving Moses the Ark of the Covenant which was a why of talking to E.T.'s. There was a book in the 1970's about this weird god being an alien shit and it was turned into a documentary with William Shatner. If you haven't seen it, go to ebay / Amazon, whatever, but it has to be seen to be believed 'cos it's a fucking mental trip and so funny you will piss from your eyes!
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I bet you all $100 each that at some point in this movie, Han Ford gets to shout "Junior!" at Shia LaBoeuf.
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There's a serious rumour going around my industry pals here in London that Ronnie James Dio will be appearing in a small role in this...!! I shit you not.
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Cool beans.
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Lucas' name is a guarantee of quality and integrity to the world of Indiana Jones. They'd NEVER stoop that low.
Oh. Wait. THAT Lucas.
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The character of Indiana Jones is not in any way "recastable". Harrison Ford is Indy, and that's it. The only reason River Phoenix worked is because he looked like Ford and replicated his mannerisms completely (unlike 'Powder' on YIJC).
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I think I'll like it no matter what they do, but having the Ark be the focus of their quest would be uber cool. :)
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What's next? A Prequel Trilogy? Meesa suren thinken so!
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Save him from Spielberg, his dementia, his "spiritual rebirth" that changes every month, his insane and inane ideas... and his Shia!
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If so, I'm sold. Best romantic chemistry in an action movie EVER between Ford and Allen, and she was a heroine who you actually ROOTED for instead of, in Capshaw's case, hoped would be ravaged and consumed zombie-style by Short Round.
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"Achtung! Gott ist an alien! Und ze aliens, zey made us by experimenting on apes on ze moon! You can read all zat in my books, or ze "Expedition" comic book series zat vas made from my genius ideas! Und ze ancient black races, zey did not built ze pyramids, because ze blacks vere too stupid to build anything, ja! Zo zay I, Erich von Daeniken! Heil me!"
I know Darabont is a fifth-rate hack who should stick to adapting King's novellas set in prisons, as that's the only thing he actually can do (apart from idiotic sugary endings), but this... Jesus. He actually wanted to put Indy among all this crazy nonsense made by by a neonazi freak waiter-turned-"writer"... shudder. If that's true, then God bless Lucas for kicking Darabont out. -
Where's the Archeology in finding something (AotC) that has already been found? This is cheap, unimaginative cr@p. Let Indy and Marion's son find Atlantis, Noah's Ark, an alien spacecraft in Central America, anything new, but NOT go back to the Ark. IJ4 on its own as a movie will be mediocre at best. And if they go after he Ark again, it will cheapen the perfection of Raiders, and that spectacular ending. Let the Ark be lost to the ages. Move on Georgey Porgie and Senior Spielbergo.
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I agree with you Quint - cool idea if they do it, even cooler if they're totally effing with us. But as for that rumor about Shia signing on to do 2 "more" whatever that means - when my brother told me that the other day I couldn't believe it (what does that even mean???)...and now you said it too - where did that come from and what the hell are they thinking?! Can someone please elaborate?
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Atlantis is retarded, I just want a good story and I'll be thrilled if Karen Allen is in it. She was by far the best co-star in the series.
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Can't wait till the lights go down and we see old Indy then hear that wonderful score.
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This has been in my in-box for a while, but I thought I'd share it with you.George Lucas has confirmed he is about to start shooting a second prequel trilogy. The first film, Episode Ia - Han & Chewie The Early Years, will cover the meeting of this iconic movie duo and set the stage for a triple whammy that tells the whole story leading up to the beginning of Star Wars - Episode IV - Star Wars.In Episode Ia we learn that Han & Chewie meet through an ad on SpaceMySpace and start a small business as intergalactic space hairdressers. With a meagre amount of start-up money, they buy a used spaceship from Han's old buddy - fashion designer Lando Calrissian - and take to the skies to deliver stylish yet affordable hair designs through the galaxy. Later, possibly in Star Wars - Episode IIa - Han & Chewie's Excellent Adventure, they will declare themselves to be pirates in a desperate attempt to appear cool.Tobey Maguire is attached as Han Solo, while Chewbacca will be a completely CGI creation.
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Horton And His Salad Tossing Who's .... why the hell make another film then in the first place. Fuck. Shit. We want INDY DAMMIT! Not the further adventures of a side kick. I pray THIS is not for real and is just some bs rumor. I am MORE then excited about this movie - to see Inadiana Jones again - I'm gonna be stupid happy for weeks but to bastardize the series with "The Further Adventures of Duck Tale Greaser Kid" .... I am feeling my heart brake - please JUST BE another stupid rumor!
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If they're really bringing this 'full-circle', then I wouldn't be at all surprised if the opening set-piece involved Indy finally getting back the fertility idol thing that Belloq took away from him early on in Raiders. Kept hidden until the last few moments of the opening or something. That would make sense.
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If you want to know what Indy 4 will be like, rent out Firewall. Ford has no spark left whatsoever. Unless Spielberg and Lucas manage to work this sad fact into the story somehow the film is gonna be very depressing.
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you're right about bookending the series. Karen Allen deserves to come back and still look hot, Hot HOT.
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... hasn't made a decent movie since he gave up blow and got an ear ring.
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For you own sake. I don't mean to be negative but I have a feeling we will not be happy regardless of the storyline.
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That Harrison Ford's last decent film will be The Fugitive. This rumor was confirmed by Air Force One and Hollywood Homocide.
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"Hell, it could be that Lucas and Spielberg have us so turned around we don’t know which end is up and they’re off making a completely different movie than everybody’s expecting, feeding us a bunch of bogus rumors and all the set pics and stories have been fabricated. I wouldn’t put it past them."
I certainly would. Lucas and Spielberg don't care enough about hardcore fanboys to even bother with trying to turn them around, feeding bogus rumors, etc. They're just making a movie, dude, and trying to drum up a little publicity for it by releasing promotional photos and what not. -
And re-using the idea of the Ark of the Covenant is a desperation move. Unless you bring back Short Round: then, it's all good.
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I thought this new film was a shit idea at first, but then that picture of Ford in the Indy outfit got me all excited. But I came here and was reminded about what a grey charisma void Harrison Ford has turned into over the past fifteen years.Maybe the maguffin of this new Indy adventure will be the evil machine that was used to drain the life out of Ford shortly after The Fugutive. There will be a series of tubes and whatnot, maybe with a large vat or something, and Indy will be reattached to it in the third act and have his life force squirted back into him. Then, he will stop being a walking sleepy-making machine and make some decent new films. The villain will be revealed to be Nathan Fillion, who abducted Ford's persona and has so far used it in an unsuccessful bid to crack the film business. Mwahahahaha, etc.
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Ahem, any comments now bud?
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If they are gonna bring in a son, they need to address Short Round.
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I just thought I'd try to squeeze in another recent AICN classic.I miss those bygone days of six months ago when everything was too silver or too venomy.This new Indiana Jones film is, I believe, too Indyy.
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You guys have seriously lost it, or you have no freaking idea what this movie is about. When Quint starts of his article with the phrase, "rumor in the inbox for a little while." I start to lose faith in what follows in this piece of crap speculation. I want to hear what Mori and JettL93 have to say about this. I trust these two guys a lot more than some random thing sitting in my inbox. Come on, Quint, you are just giving these haters of this movie something they can pick it and add to there arsenal. Most of the people in here have already written off ID4 as a bad film, when they do not even know what the film will be about. Everyone jumps to conclusions. Last time I checked, Firewall was not directed by SS or produces by GL. It takes a lot of people to make movie and it takes a lot of great people with unbelievable chemistry to make a great film. I have faith in this trio. When has this trio collaborated to make a down right horrible film? Keep the Faith people and thanks to posters like Just Pillow Talk and Finky who keep the classy posters alive.
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***May the Force be with you Always***
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Will a zombified Alfred Molina be in it?
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http://www.tiny.cc/UkVkO
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Ahh, Eric Von Daniken (sp?) you crazy old coot. Madder than the lovechild Whitley Streiber and David Icke. Thinking about it, Streiber + Icke = Cruise? Discuss.
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...this would seem to make perfect sense. Lucas KNOWS people will pay to see the exact same story all over again.
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Neat Brit miniseries from the mid-late 80s (starring Bernard Hill iirc) that was hastily re-edited into a feature. That's how Richard Loncraine ended up directing it, as he was responsible for the original...
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I don't know what the obstacle was preventing e-mail contact between you and Mori, but dude, forget about it and chime in. Actually, still e-mail Mori, but chime in here as well.
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not sure what happened at the very end of the last one...
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What do you think about this article from Quint?
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As I read the very beginning of this article from Quint, I wondered it it had to do with "Jett". But I have to wonder why, if Quint got Jett's e-mail, does he not really mention much of what Jett has told us. I mean, the whole thing about Indy going after the ARK again? That ain't coming from Jett. And I hope it ain't true, either. It's one thing to "bookend" a series, but that can be done here wth Marion, Abner, and Indy; no Ark required.
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They need a new mystery, not a rehashed story, replacing Nazis with Commies.
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Can anyone provide evidence that Ford hasn't been a tired shadow of his former self for the last 10 years? Every time I see this point raised, my natural reaction is to leap to his defence, but in all honesty I have to begrudgingly agree. I've seen nothing of the old Harrison in nearly a decade. Sucks.
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Some of what Quint says jives with what Jett has been telling us all along. But he may have gotten that info from Jett. On the other hand, I don't know what, if any, influence Moriarty has over Quint. The way Jett and Mori got into it a little at the end of the last Indy TB (go back a take a quick look at the 7/2 one if you haven't yet), I wouldn't be surprised if Mori told Quint to not acknowledge Jett. At least not until Mori had a chance to examine everything. I guess what we need to hear from Quint is whether he DID actually receive the e-mail from Jett. And what he (and Mori) think about what they rec'd).
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(somewhere, AllieJamison laughs maniacally)
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...that's what I reckon they're doing, and I can't wait!
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we saw in New Haven? (good to see you're still around after the direction the last TB went.)
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That's all I ask.
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Interesting. Jett, which email did you send it to.
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Is it significant to the story?
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but I just sent Quint and Mori and an e-mail asking them to commenton here as to whether 1) they rec'd the e-mail this time and 2) what their "verdict" is.
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Jul 09, 2007 11:05:21 AM CDT
Mori - chime in! Where Jett? And, I think the Ark would
by kinghenryviii
be cool. AS LONG AS IT ISN'T A RETREAD! I have no problem with the Ark being the part of the quest, though, there are SO many other objects that can be used. And I, for one, enjoy the positive TB and all the specualtion, even though I posted a pretty pissed off post earlier. Just the thought of having a new trilogy WITH OUT Indy seems rediculous to me. "Mutt Jones and ...." That pissed me off.Someone ATLEAST sum up Darabonts draft! AICN staff doesn't want to spoil anything - atleast sum it up for us and we can decide what we think might be in it or not. And dammit, Jett - c'mon back!
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I'm loving Indy IV speculation
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Just wondering...You mentioned before that:
'the giant room from the end of raiders does play a key part in the script, its been almost 30 years but we will finally get to learn more about it.'
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I will say that it is kind of odd that Indy would be searching for an artifact that would have originated in the Nile area in an Aztec temple (re: the pics we saw from the Universal backlot). According to Jett, this IS for Indy IV (which we all suspected, despite the NT2 red herring story). But it does seem like something that would be in congruant. Mentally, I'm still calling this one IJ & the Crown of Destiny.
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We enjoy your input. Keep it coming.
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Mori - Quint - drop your $.02 back in the pot here and give some info!
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This is pretty much what we had been speculating. Any insight as to why the South American location of the crystals (assuming that is why Indy, etc are in that set we saw pics of) when this object sounds like it woukd have come from Egypt? And what about the old rumor of "Indy sees an old villain" that kicks off the chase they were filming last week? ANy other clues you van give us as to who it is?
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There's been a rumor sitting in my inbox for awhile that Spielberg, Lucas, and Ford have lost all of the talent they displayed in the late 70's early to mid 80's. The Terminal, Jar Jar Binks, and Random Hearts confirm the rumor. Burns : Get me Steven Spielberg!
Smithers : He's unavailable.
Burns : Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
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Burns : Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.
Spielbergo : Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo.
Burns : Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival! -
I've made this point before, but if this film is to be connected in any way to real life history and mythology, it's worth baring in mind that the crystal skulls, or at least most of them originated in central/south america.
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That would explain Abner's introduction into the film.
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If all these set pics and rumors and reports are completely bogus and they're not even MAKING an Indy 4. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see a great Indy 4, but that would be one hell of an awesome prank. Just saying.
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I've gotta get this cleared up pronto before I strap on some cement shoes and go for a swim. Gotta be a new trilogy and it's gotta be Indiana.
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Or, at least wasn't portrayed as such in Raiders. But time and greed can do funny things to a man. So, who knows. Jett did say along time ago that this "person" wouldn't nec. be from the movies at all.
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About the skulls in SA vs Egypt. It's possible that things got moved around and hidden after the "skulls" were separated, but...
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Okay it IS, but it's no worse an offense that seeing it on the wall in the catacombs beneath the old church in Last Crusade. And as long as its place in this film is similar, I don't have a problem with the tongue-in-cheek reference to Raiders.
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I'm suggesting they're doing all of this to fuck with us and they're not making ANY movie. Which I know is not the case. But if anyone could pull off that prank, it would be Spielberg.
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Yeah I dont have a problem with them being moved about after they were discovered, but the point is, these skulls, if they are the same ones, do actually exist in real life, and most of them were discovered in aztec and mayan ruins. If this wasn't there origin, I see little reason why they would be planted there and left to be discovered after the event. Of course, if they are in the film, these skulls maybe of a completely different origin to those found in real life. It strikes me as a little odd that they would want to take something that already exists and want to surround it in their own completely fictional mythology and history though.
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Jul 09, 2007 11:38:32 AM CDT
WORD. Thanks Jett. I am unleashing the cement shoes now
by kinghenryviii
I'm ok with the Shia being the sidekick. But knowing these will be Fords movies make me fell a whole bunch better. Sounds like it will be a globe trottin' adventure once again.
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Indiana... Indiana... Let it go.
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It's not for me to say if Jett is telling the truth or not. So dont take this as some kind of attack.
We have 2 statements here though. On the one hand the Ark plays no significant role in the plot, and yet on the other we have Indy finding himself in that very same warehouse, and we can all remember how big that mother was, brushing into the very same box that contains the Ark? What are the chances of that eh? -
or I'm not watching.
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In this new gritty realistic interpretation of the Indiana Jones legend, Indiana Jones shows his rise as a force of good for history and the battle with his inner demons. He has 4 codes he cannot break 1. Serve the Public trust. 2. Protect the Innocent. 3. Uphold the Law. 4. Classified. And Shia LaBeouf says it's like 'whoooossh'.
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I was joking. Sarcasm doesn't come through TBs well sometimes. :-/
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and the Transformers suck ass, I have VERY little hope that this will in any way be any good. I will, however, go rent RAIDERS again.
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if nothing else. This movie needs to keep al the positive buzz it can get in order to compete against Dark Knight next spring.
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they're so much fun! but only half as fun as seeing wannabe TB trolls get smacked down by Mori or Quint...can't wait to see his befuddled response, if there is one...I guess this proves once and for all that Transformers was terrible...
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Meatloaf reprises Sean Connery's role.
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Let's face it, most archeologists dig up stuff like that anyway.
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Serisouly, Jett. As soon as you get into story detail, such as dialogue and stuff it just gets scarily awful.
So, if you really want to entertain the geek-masses with your weirdo amok run of information, stick to the vague diegetic stuff OR get yourself a good writer (don't ask daddy). What I really like about this Ark-thing: It just adds one more confusing piece to the puzzle. A few weeks ago it seemed like the internet would spoil the hell out of this flick. Now it seems that the chaos of information kicks in and the internet beats itself with its own weapons. What I mean is, that I like the current state of confusion.
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I was sold on his airbattle! One of the best actions scenes ever in a movie!
Transformers-2 notches above mediocre!
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JettL93 is a liar. Period. He's never e-mailed me any of his fabled information, and he doesn't respond when I e-mailed the address he used to register for talkback. When asked to prove anything, he's unable, and I've dealt with enough internet liars over the years to know certain tricks they pull as they troll.
JettL93 reads rumors in other places. He adds his own made up information to the rumors, to give them just enough of a hint of the truth to be credible. But he's wrong about the big stuff. Anything you've only read from him, discount it.
I have verified and reverified the INDY 4 stuff I know so far, and JettL93 doesn't check out. At all. I've been fairly gentle about this with him so far, but I'm not remotely confused about this, and considering how many of you are e-mailing me about the situation, I can tell that it's important to you.
He's a liar. He has been trolling you. I understand that some of you enjoyed it, because it generated INDY 4 speculation that you were able to participate in. By all means, keep it up. Be encouraged by speculation and rumors and whatever. I don't think this article today is accurate, either, because it doesn't match what we know already. Quint addresses that a bit at the bottom... that we're at the point in development where we always see people start to go batshit with insane stories about films that just aren't true. There are a LOT of conflicting rumors floating around about INDY 4, and I'm sure that's just the way Lucasfilm and Paramount likes it.
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All the goddamn haters who whine about everything from the plot to the look of the movie. Some of you have said Janusz Kaminski will make the movie dark and gray. BS. Spielberg is directing and he knows how it should look. Producer Frank Marshall has given an interview and said: "Spielberg and director of photography Janusz Kaminski will be shooting the film exactly as the original three "Indy" pictures were shot back in the 1980s: on film and with anamorphic Panavision lenses."
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Indiana Jones returns to the big screen. Nineteen years after finding and losing the Holy Grail, Indiana is called by the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), the organization holding the Ark from "Raiders". The Council and it's counterpart cousin, the Trilateral Commission, are missing an important piece to the Ark. If found, it will restored to its original place in the world. However, this task won't be easy for Indiana because an artifact, "the All Seeing Eye Jewel of 12 Stones," called "Ephod," helps to find it and reveals about prophecy about the coming of Melchizedek from the book of Genesis and Indiana learns more than he bargained for.seems a bit convoluted, doesn't it? it also sounds way too much like the middle third of Raiders...they wouldn't do that much of a rehash, would they?
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The "SPIELBERG ON SPIELBERG" documentary is airing on at TCM tonight at 5 PM my time zone. I hope he talks a lot about Empire of the Sun. Seriously.
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now my "waiting for the bufuddled response" comment looks like it's directed at Mori, rather than Jett... oh, the irony!!
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Almost every rumor and confirmed fact that we know about this movie makes it sound like a lightly rewritten version of the old "Indiana Jones and the Saucermen from Mars" script, a review of which can be found on Raider.net. Just for the record, the review doesn't sound too good, so let's hope those rewrites were substantial.
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It doesn't jive with the previous films. Esp if they turn out to be responsible for things people think are "from god", or whatever. No, I think the aliens thing was canned. POssibly it's in there as a minor, momentary red herring, but "actual" aliens can't be anything that actually happens in the movie. Leave that shite to Fox Mulder.
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was somehow..."different". ;)
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Jul 09, 2007 12:53:30 PM CDT
Jones! Do you know what the inbox is. It's a radio...
by iamjack'suserid
It's a transmitter for speaking about dumb rumors. And its within my reach...whenever I decide to open it, that is.
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sweet!
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oh jetty jett....
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I kinda liked the idea that the greatest religious artifact is gathering dust in an unmarked box in a huge sprawling warehouse. Let that be The Ark's fate.
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"No time for love, Dad!"
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regarding Quint's theory that they might be 'misleading' us about the plot/released info etc:
while they were making the Star Wars prequels, I kept on reading all the fansites for tidbits about plot spoilers and rumors etc... in the hope that Lucas was maybe 'misleading' us all with what was being leaked, and in the hope that he was actually going to blow our minds with a movie that bore no resemblance to the leaked 'spoilers'....
but no. when each of the Star Wars prequels came out, it did indeed turn out that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DETAIL OF THOSE MOVIES HAD BEEN LEAKED, DISCUSSED, AND DISPLAYED IN PHOTOS PRIOR TO THE ACTUAL MOVIE BEING RELEASED. which, to this day, is absolutely one of the most plausible explanations for why so many people were disappointed with the prequels. there simply were no fucking surprises left come the day of release! we'd seen the whole movie already on the internet fan sites!
For the love of God, let's get back to those days, like the early eighties, when a new movie really was a 'new' movie, when it had the power to be an overnight phenomenon, when nobody had read 'spoilers'. Why on earth do film studios these days think it's a good idea to give away EVERY FUCKING DETAIL INCLUDING STILLS OF EVERY FUCKING COOL MOMENT FROM THE FORTHCOMING MOVIE, in the misguided belief that fans will actually be happy when they finally see the film? what's the fucking point in watching the movie when you've seen all the cool stuff already on the net? it's not 'promotion' at all, it's actually 'destruction'. -
I kind of like the idea of the ark just being an off-hand throwback comment. A bit like the drawing in Last Crusade. I would rather a whole new story though. I would love it if Jett were correct that Shia is not Indy's son, but I do hope Marion reappears. Whenever I read Jett's posts, I feel like Mulder. I want to believe! But, I'm wary. Mori sure doesn't seem to think he's legit.
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Mori can spot a fake Bruce Willis like nobody's business too... I keed, I keed...
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Seriously, I hope to fuck this isn't true. The Ark? Move along it's been done perfectly already yeah? Atlantis, The Loch Ness Monster, even Big Foot would be preferable than going over old ground.
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You can tell a franchise is getting desperate when they have to have son/daughter in the movie so they can continue the franchise.Come on spielberg I expected it of Lucas but you also have a say and this is one of the cheapest ploys to keep Indy going, why not have the balls to end the series after this one and invent a new icon.
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Totally agree with giving everything away in spoilers and trailers, there is only one good film trailer in my opinion and thats the TrainSpotting trailer, it showed nothing to do with the film only Ewan tied to the train tracks saying don't do this do that.Trailers should not show anything from the film it should set up the movie or give you a taste of the films style.
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... will GRANDO CALRISSIAN be in it? Cuz that's all I really care about.
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Jul 09, 2007 2:15:42 PM CDT
HAHA - Grando Calrissian. I remember that from the TB's
by kinghenryviii
way back when. Man .... those prequals SUCKED! the best trailer was for Crusade though .... the one where they just showed the making of the tank chase / fight where Ford kept losing the hat and then ended up stapeling it on. I'll even settle for that one. As for plot, all I would want is a discription - not the entire flick spelled out. A discription wouldn't hurt anything and still leave a for many surprises. And that IMDB thing has gotta be total bullshit. NO WAY that's up already.
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Jul 09, 2007 2:20:26 PM CDT
Katanga - he's the father. Indy fell asleep, Marion was
by kinghenryviii
still a bit horned up, walked into the Captains quaters and earned her "sea legs" as First Mate
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You fucked a paraplegic nazi nun right?
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Wouldn't it be nice, in some weird alternate universe, to actually be used to having good entertainment? Instead we have to constantly wait and encounter more disappointments than moderately good movies.
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I feel my life has been building momentum and will reach its peak on the release date of Indy 4. If George Lucas fucks anything up (i e Star Wars is ruined for me what with the special edition and prequels) I will be destroyed. However this movie and some of the rumors have kept me on my toes. I hope this works out and they stick with what worked in Indy 1 and 3.
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it done up and flew into heaven. so the box in the warehouse is a...box. that will still punch your mofo lights out.
and what about this info on Shia doing more "movies"...wtf? doesn't he have more important things to do, like Transformers sequels? I like him and all and think he'll be good in this...but that has to be fake...though now I've heard it twice... -
after Mori just smacked you down, are you just posting for fun, you loss? Whatever job you have, they don't work you hard enough.
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They are obviously searching for the Allspark and this turns out to be a big prequal to Transformers where they all turn into 50's vehicles.
Indy: Those giant robots are trying to kill us!
Shia: I KNOW DAD!!!
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Short Round or Shia Greaser LeBoef?
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Surely you jest. It was Gilgamesh's before Moses "Puff Daddied" the story.
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Bringing aliens into Indy is just so fucking out of place and non-nonsensical. That's just so not the tone of the series. And I'm discouraged by how strongly the rumors have been leaning that way.
The only way it could work is if the aliens were recognizable from other aliens in the extended Speilberg/Lucas canon. The Close Encounter guys, the E.T.s, maybe the War of the World's guys, and hell, even the transformers. Use recongnizable aliens and it may not seem so off. -
a man can lie. I mean FLY. FLY. Oh, I could use some of that apple wine about now if you have any handy.
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a lot in mythology. I knew about the Gilgamesh thing too.
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I already posted this in another TB: Shia's character name is Fox Mulder and after seeing his dad (old Harrison Ford Indy) get abducted, his life goals are realized.
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Indy takes on greedy and corrupt trade officials whilst Shia comments "Mesa so happy you found me daddy-o!!"
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Nice try, Lao Che!
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he's pretty certain you're not legit. But that can't really be the name of Blanchett's character. It's just too unwieldy. When they wanted to name the German archaeologist in Last Crusade they named her "Elsa Schnieder" b/c it "sounds" authenitic enough without being confounding to whitebread Americans. They can't really be using that name...not without giving her a "nickname" anyway. Perhaps they'll call her "Lassie"?
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please, AICN! His smirk is really starting to taunt me.
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They conclude, in the movie, that the Ark has something to do with aliens, and that God is connected to UFOs or something.I don't think I understand whats going on with this story, so I'll just say, it kinda sucks that Connery didn't come back for this.
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I'm not Shia fan. And when it was first announced that he was OFFICIALLY in this flick, I groaned as loud as I did when I first saw Bay's Transformer designs. But the (hopeful) reality here is that this will be an INDY movie. Shia may play an "important" role, but we shouldn't be running off with the idea that he's going to share top billing with Ford. I would assume his role will be like SHort Rounds'- it'll play an important part, have a purpose, but ultimately not try to fight Indy for the "lead".
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That just threw me for a complete loop, but in a good way! This never crossed my mind before but I'd actually support that idea for an Indy movie. I've been completely against this project from the beginning and those pictures of Ford in the costume just justified my concerns. He looks to damn old and sad as Indy now. But making it about the Ark again would be awesome!
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I just watched LXG this weekend and was reminded that we really won't be missing anything without him. He did good as Henry Sr. in Crusade, but that is how I'd like to remember it.
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What happened to the rumored title "Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods"? Just wondering. Anyway...since the first 3 movies were set in the 1930s, capturing the cliffhanger action of movie serials of that era, wouldn't it be neat if the new film, set in the 1950s, would capture the 'sci-fi/atomic unknown' genre of that era? It would be a perfect reason for the Area 51/flying saucers/Atlantis rumors. Just my thoughts.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaGhrr-pPXA
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Is this legit or still a hoax by your point of view? finky, what do you think of Jett's latest statement about having a still from the trailer. I find that virtually impossible. There is no way they are working on the trailer this freaking early.
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JettL just came and took all of the Apple Wine I had left with him, Finky. The man is nefarious. (Here's some more: http://tinyurl.com/3ysqbl) Alcohol is no excuse for "Anechka gredenkina", though, Jett. I told you to get a writer. You can't do this on your own. Btw: I think Mr Beaks' latest Comic Con article ends really classy.
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is Natasha. Her mission is to foil plans of moose (Indy) and squirrel (Shia).
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Well, Anechka is a Russian name. It means "grace," which would be sort of interesting. Yes, I'm that big of a geek that I looked it up in my baby names book. Maybe they call her Anna?
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City of Gods = 3 Gods of Christianity, Judaism and Islam. And Council on Foreign Relations and Trilateral Commission are linked to the Illuminati. This means the Illuminati have the Ark and the Jews / Israelis want to get it back using Indy. Since Indy is a quarter Jewish, he only gets the cover back, not the whole Ark.
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Who's with me??
*silence*
Oh, no one? Well screw you guys then...Childhood memories are over-rated anyways.
Oh, and anyone who disses Spielberg is a RETARD that should have his film lover card revoked. The dude has built up a library of classics to rival any other director ever. Spielberg can make crap from today till the day he dies and still be considered one of the top 3 American directors of all time. Jaws, Close Encounters, Indiana Jones, E.T., Color Purple, Jurassic Park, Schindler's List, Private Ryan, Catch Me If You Can and Munich. Show me any other director that has been as successful in as many different genres. Coppola for directing 3 mafia films? Scorcese for directing mainly Italian gangster pics? Spielberg is and always has been the man. -
Marion and Abner when both drank a bit too much at one of those Mongolian drinking games.
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to make the new Indy. Fuckin' head trip.
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His eyes follow me where ever I go.
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Jul 09, 2007 3:52:31 PM CDT
Shia is a young Nick Cage from the National Treasure
by bringingsexyback
movie. From Jewfro to Nofro.
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I think Indy IV will definitely have an Illuminati / secret society element to it. That's the way the world is run, and Indy foils the grand scheme.
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hey you forgot 1941..no wait you didn't. I'll back you up on Spielberg, but don't piss on Scorcese and Coppola to do it. I'd stack Taxi Driver, The Conversation and Apocolypse Now up to any Spielberg, not including the classics you spat on. Referring to the Godfather as "a mafia film", you should have your head examined.
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tonight. Scheickel makes entertaining entertainment docs.
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Not a bash fest on every director and past film to date.
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Jul 09, 2007 4:15:50 PM CDT
The Illuminati tossed in as the baddies would be pretty
by kinghenryviii
great. I'm all for secret org's and such (maybe not Thuggees though I do did Temple of Doom). If anything, I just hope Capshaw ain't screaming her head off. I watched Doom Saturday night .... someone shut that bitch up.
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I hope the scenes are as well done as the TRUCK CHASE from RAIDERS. I don't care what the "object" is just give us some well done set pieces. RAIDERS had some stupid stuff in it ( hand in sunlight sets off trap? WTF!) but they blasted pass so fast you didn't have time to think about it ( and even after you did we forgave them- some things don't change huh).
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... is still one of his greatest, moodiest, most chill-bump inducing themes that he's ever created. Who didn't get the heebeejeebees the first time the them is played when Indy describes the power of the Ark to the FBI guys at his school, or when Marcus warns Indy to be careful? I really hope this rumor is true just to get Williams to pick up the Ark Theme, dust it off, and render it to us in full glory in all of these theaters with super surround sound. Gettin' chills just thinking about it! But... this idea is too cool to expect Lucas to actually put it in the script as more than just a quick wink to the crowd like in the catacomb tomb scene in Last Crusade.
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This was just posted by someone who worked on the set of Indy IV in New Haven. He is also a student at Yale. Here it is....
I work in New Haven and during a lunch break a co-worker and I were able to sneak onto the set with our Yale IDs. They're using Yale's campus for their fake "Marshall College." The scene we saw was with Harrison Ford and Shia and a bunch of extras. I believe the car that they're being chased in crashes into a statue. The big scene though for the week was the actual car/motorcycle chase scene with Harrison and Shia. The streets of New Haven were shut down and re-created to look like the 1950s. I know they shot scenes in one of Yale's libraries and on the football field. But the majority of the scenes we were able to watch happened either outside in the streets or in one of Yale's quads.
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Lara Croft?
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Didn't you see that Steve Carrell is in the credits?
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the new Bionic Woman?
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Indiana Jones & the search for the Pixie-Faries of Bubble-Yum Forest. George comments about his script: "The audience will love it if only they believe in it enough! I believe in this project! See how easy it is if we just believe?" Fans reaction to this news was to attempt to take out a restraining order on Lucas to not allow him within 10 miles of the films set. Meanwhile, other Indiana Jones fans are seeking to have him committed to a local asylum but so far have been turned away by asylum staff for having no hope for his rehabilitation. "We can try to put sanity back into someone who once lost it, but when it comes to someone who never had much sanity to begin with, well, the only thing you can do is go through his clothes and look for loose change" asylum staff remarked. Last word on Lucas is that some fans are planning on kidnapping Lucas and leaving him marooned on a deserted island somewhere (though a message was recently found tied to a hot air balloon that read "Don't you dare fuckin send him our way" signed, "Gilligan").
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Actually I'm kind of glad to hear this. I watched Raiders again a few weeks ago and was surprised by how I never wondered where that warehouse was and what else was in it. Now it seems we might find out! Awesome.
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I've been up and down on this movie and still continue to be. Like a lot of people, I loved the original trilogy and have no problem just letting my DVDs sit peacefully on a shelf, ready to be watched when the mood strikes. I have no problem remembering them for what they once were......Which is why it will utterly cause SUCH geek outrage and vomit hurling hatred to erupt if they NOW make a new film after all this time that is just plain shitty or even simply average given Ford's age and assorted other factors. To that end, I wasn't against the return of Indiana Jones as a character -- then again I NEVER bought into the rabid fanboy thinking that ONLY Ford could be Indy. To that end, I'm also one of those who thought "Hey, if Spielberg feels the juice and wants to make a few new Indy films, fine. Do a Bond-like recasting with a guy in his prime, so we'll buy into all the stunts onscreen, and we're right back in WWII fighting Nazis and looking for cool artifacts with supernatural overtones."My continual problem with this movie is that we have to remember WHO is making this. Keep in mind things like Frank Darabont writing a script that Spielberg declared as being the "best since the original RAIDERS script", and then Lucas stepping in to unzip his fly and piss all over it and say it wasn't good and that HE was going to rewrite it to make it "good" -- because as we all know, he proved he was SUCH the great writer on the Prequels. In fact, let history show that EPISODE 4 was actually heavily rewritten by Hyuck and Katz and of course its obvoius the effect that Kasdan had on EMPIRE and JEDI.So again, seriously, keep in mind WHO is producing this and exerting HIS Producer power. Which makes me groan because this is the same guy who thought Midechlorians was a good idea to explain the Force...who thought Jar Jar was going to be a fan favorite sidekick to rival Chewbacca, racially insulting voice and all...who took 20 years off from the world's most famous film franchise, which meant he had ALL the time in the world (not to mention all the money in the world to hire story and scripting help), only to return and shit out 3 terrible films to the disappointment of the entire world. So when I hear ideas like Indy is walking through the warehouse and comes upon a broken box that has te Ark sticking out of it, at which point he makes a wisecrack, those who say "I can't believe that happens. It's too fluke a chance thing to show onscreen" REALLY have to remember who's producing this. And Spielberg's to blame TOO since things like that are EXACTLY the tiny bits of so-called humor that both he and Lucas think are "cute" and that we'll all love. They think having things like THAT happen will appease the geeks -- the problem being we don't care about tiny shit moments like that, we care about the far larger overall picture...which I'm still predicting given (1) Ford's age and lack of acting enthusiasm in years and years, as well as (2) Lucas' ability to demonstrate shit taste and the fact that he's lost it (given the Prequels) and (3) even Spielberg can be hit and miss these days (I mean, come on, WOTW was about as mainstream a movie tailored for Spielberg and it was a shitty borefest punctuated by Spielberg thinking that a screaming, whiny kid brat like Dakata Fanning is what "geeks" wanted to see in THE MOST FAMOUS ALIENS INVADING AND DESTROYING THE WORLD STORY EVER.So if this turns out good, it'll be a miracle. If it turns out to be groan inducing, it will be like a bucket of ice water thrown in film fans faces at which point they'll HAVE to wake up and say "Oh, that's right. Deep down I DID think these guys had lost it, I just didn't want to admit it."But for old time's sake, I'll keep my fingers crossed. So Dear Heaven, PLEASE don't let this suck...
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Well if you want to bring it full circle, where is Short Round? I love that kid in Temple of Doom. "I very little, you cheat very big!"
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damn!
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Yeah, I saw that movie already. BTW, did you know that the guy that gave Indy his hat in "Last Crusade" was originally supposed to be Abner Ravenwood? That's what they say.
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So I know this won't suck as much ass as that one did. Yeah it was a prequel but I mean c'mon, Indy looking for rocks..LAME!!!
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JettL93 - no one believes you and your narcissistic ego. Unless of course you're really Jet Li...in which case I bet all of us could kick your ass if we jumped you all at once. STFU already. Even if Mori DOES post a picture. STFU.
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Jul 09, 2007 6:26:04 PM CDT
You assholes will bash anything Lucas is involved with!
by the chimp keeper
This is just like Phantm Menace before it came out. A bunch of worthless shitheads are cryng "George Lucas is about to kill my childhood!". Finally, the movie comes out and the same worthless shitheads are crying that the movie "didn't live up to the expectations" (even though they never expected it to be any good anyway. Then, the cool thing to was to bash the Phantom Menae (even though, at the time, it was the 2nd best Star Wars movie). Why don't you just give this a chance. If not, you should go beat off to Transformers and all the other crap you think is good.
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Didn't Mori just had rip you a new asshole? Didn;t Mori just say that you were not legit and were a complete fraud? Oh wait...maybe you are talking about Indianapolis Jones 4...not Indiana Jones 4.
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They're thinking it will ease the transition for audiences.
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I love my leading men that are midgets!
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Indiana jones IV + lucas - nazis -pat roach = The mummy returns... again.
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The Ark? Been there. Done that. New idea please.
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if not he would email Quint, Harry, etc. Posting "hopefully mori gets my email and can clarify who i am," when he earlier posted that he'd been chatting back and forth with mori in emails.
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The film is called INDIANA JONES AND THE ADVENTURES OF THE LOOSE DENTURES. Indy's not looking for the Ark. He's found that already. He's looking for his dentures. I'm thrilled to be involved in this script, and of course to break this news here.
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Jeez...why would you mess with one of the best final shots in history that perfectly conveys the slow-moving bureaucratic idiocy of our government? Seriously, I have no problem with a fourth film. I have no problem bringing back characters from Raiders. But this plot point sounds dangerously close to tainting Raiders, one of the best movies ever made, and that is not acceptable.
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JettL93 is a liar. Period. He's never e-mailed me any of his fabled information, and he doesn't respond when I e-mailed the address he used to register for talkback. When asked to prove anything, he's unable, and I've dealt with enough internet liars over the years to know certain tricks they pull as they troll.
byTheRealMoriarty
Jett what part of that did you not understand?
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Crew calls for Indy 4 round the islands are ongoing, and will begin shortly.
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Actually, this is a pretty cool concept... for an ill-concieved, blatantly commercial excercise in artistic exhaustion. If they go this route, this trilogy-buster may not be a total piece of shit.
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I thought that was a fairly safe bet. That anyone thought IT was legit shows how sweetly hopeful many are for a brush with the genuine article. But seriously, think about it. That kid would be in such trouble by now.
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that Indiana Jones is too old for this shit. She saw FIREWALL and cringed when she watched Ford attempt to walk upright, let alone engage in fights. (Okay, honestly? She said not a thing about Ford or Indy 4. But she did say that Transformers was really loud.)(Okay, she didn't say that either. But it was. Very loud, that is.)
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I didn't mean to make it seem like I was trying to discredit Scorcese or Coppola. I too love the Godfather films, The Conversation, Apocalypse Now, Mean Streets, Raging Bull and a lot of their classics but I was trying to make a point about Steven's range as a director. Moreso than Scorcese and Coppola he's turned out films in varying genres consistently for a very long time. Of the three director's he's actually learnt how to create serious pieces of art as well as commercial blockbusters. There isn't anything he's ever really failed at (well except 1491). Anyone who says they're over Spielberg needs to have their head chacked. Either that or they've not seen anything he's done other than Jurassic Park. I was being narrow to make a point...guess it didn't entirely work.
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Breaking and exciting news.
Get ready for:
Indianan Jones 4: Raiders of the Lost Ark 2 and it will rule. -
indidna jones and the sphinx's right toe
indiana jones and the chamber of secrets
indiana jones and the technolgy of the gods
indiana jones and the hallway of records
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At the end Indy'll be asked to join the current "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." And you thought this was the end of Indy.
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This from IGN - "It appears — and this is only informed speculation — that near the beginning of the film, while Dr. Jones is teaching a class, he is disrupted by anti-Communist demonstrations and the astonishing appearance of his old mentor Abner Ravenwood (source: Ain't It Cool News), who was mentioned in Raiders and long presumed dead. Indy rushes out to meet him, but the Russians are after Ravenwood too, and for some reason Ravenwood's grandson Mutt (played by Shia) is also in town. A chase breaks out between secret government agents (probably Russian, but possibly American or both) and Jones — who's forced to team up with Mutt on his motorcycle. It's not clear if the villains have nabbed old Abner or are merely trying to get their hands on him, but once it's all over, Indy and the Ravenwoods discuss mysterious topics like Area 51, aliens, and ancient crystal skulls." - Anyone...Anyone?
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duh.
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What's better than Nazis? That's right, evil Russians. As long as I've been in US, I've yet to discover a brand of villain closer to Americans' hearts. Right on.
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Jul 10, 2007 12:04:25 AM CDT
Just tell us what hapd to the girl w/the "love you" eye
by lettersoftransit
I nearly became an archeology professor to get that girl, til I realized I'd also have to go back in time or find her in some rest home squawking about the pulp in her o.j. My only theory about Indy 4 is that after Jones brushed her off she ended up with the fat guy at the end who loved to say "top... men." Once I know what happened to those two they can pretty much do whatever they want with the rest of the cast.
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that eyelash "i love you" trick to me i would penetrate her through my pants, through the desk and through her clothes without moving.
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Abner was meant to be dead from the get go...I know the dialogue changed a bit in the final cut of Radiers, but the 3rd draft of Kasdan's script says---
INDY- What happened?
MARION- Avalanche. Up there. He was digging. What else? He spent his whole life digging. Dragging me all over this rotten Earth.For what?
Indy-Did you find him?
MARION-Hell no. He's buried where he was working. Probably preserved real good,too. In the snow.
So, is Abner a frozen zombie out to kill Indy? Maybe he wants the fedora and whip back...
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Indiana Jones returns to the big screen. Nineteen years after finding and losing the Holy Grail, Indiana is called by the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), the organization holding the Ark from "Raiders". The Council and it's counterpart cousin, the Trilateral Commission, are missing an important piece to the Ark. If found, it will restored to its original place in the world. However, this task won't be easy for Indiana because an artifact, "the All Seeing Eye Jewel of 12 Stones," called "Ephod," helps to find it and reveals about prophecy about the coming of Melchizedek from the book of Genesis and Indiana learns more than he bargained for.
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why not swap Lucas and Spielberg for Tim Story and Bret Ratner? since they are playing with continuity and bringing Abner back from the dead why not bring these 2 "experts" in to finish the job?
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But that statue didn't look crashed-into. However, maybe that was BEFORE the "crash"?
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I'd hate to see what would happen if a chick tattooed your name on that little spot on her back just above her butt.
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Don't trust them.
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Don't trust them.
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Not to stir the pot gents, but it remains to be understood why neither Quint or Mori have commented about exactly what the e-mail contained.
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I know everyone wants the "bookend", but Indy has plenty of adventures (in the films, the show, and offscreen in our imaginations) so we don't need the quadrilogy(?) to be self-contained. What we need is another great Indiana Jones story. Make an allusion here and there to adventures past, but don't go fucking up the previous films.
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exactly...let the others stand as is...the chronolgy was not straight through on the others...obviously, this one is much later...so, how dare I ask...an original script?
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that all of a sudden became self-contained trilogies: The Matrix and Pirates of the Carribean. Both had fantastic first films and then horrendous sequels that tried to tie up the first movie into a larger story when it wasn't supposed to in the first place. If they make a bad fourth film then oh well. At least they tried and we have the other three, but once you add to the mythology of the first film then there's no way the rest of us will be able to watch Raiders without thinking that the shitty fourth movie. It takes effort now to watch the original Matrix without thinking about how crappy they fucked things up.
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that it is important not to make references to the previous films, and that this one needs to stand on its own.
Based from that, I think it is safe to say this will be a 100% original story.
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First, finky how do you know Jett sent anything to anyone? Next, Jett, dude no one thinks you're a plant, you're clearly full of shit period. And last, finky are you Jett? Come on I'm starting to think so.
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Lucas and Spielberg were talking a McGuffin for the film and the thing that hit them was something so simple and obvious that this could've been it.
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so dh4 is doing considerably worse then mi3 (domestic and international)
yet everyone was calling mi3 a flop and now they are saying DH4 is doing well...
WTF? Plain and simple Tom Cruise hating....
(yes i realize there is a budget difference between the two but still, the gross's aren't even close)
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and everybody gets all pissed about it. if the warehouse turns out to be area 51 and the ark is there i'll be cool with it.
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at least, from the beginning. he will be marions nephew as far as indy is concerned. shia's character will not know anything about indy, or what he did previously. as far as he is concerned he is just some old guy that he is showing around town as a favor for his aunt marion....that is until the russians show up to come after indy in ravewood fashion with the nazis in the first one,in order to get him to help them and shia thinks its thugs after HIM, and they have a good chase, until indy gets fed up and basically fights back. then shia and indy have the whole "who ARE you" convo where shia looks at him in a new light. it is also where shia starts to piece together who is father may really be. this is roughly 10-12 minutes of the movie we are talkin.
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I'm guessing you're kidding, but just in case, "no", me and Jett are not the same. I'm just a guy who has a nerdishly deep satisfaction from discussing Indy. but, you're right about the e-mails. I exchanged emails with Mori Monday morning asking him if he or Quint (who was also cc'ed) rec'd anything, and as of about 10am Pacific time Mori had rec'd zip. So, I stand corrected, having mispoken about that topic. But I'm also pretty much on thye verge of not caring anymore. I may just have to take a break from AICN for a while and get some work done during the day. ;-)
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JPT, New Haven gotten quiet again now? I wonder what Indy did for July 4th?
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The way hes acting is straight up supershadow. Get proven wrong...continue as if nothing happened....and then make people beg for information. "well...i was going to release this characters name...and this characters name...but you'll have to beg me for it." FUCK YOU SUPERSHADOW...
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Yeah Fuck You Supershadow. No wait, FUCK YOU SUPERSHADOW...
FUUUUCK YOU!!!
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decfx's idea a few posts up actually sounds pretty damn exciting. let him produce this movie before you go any further, lucas.
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I heard that rumor too, about Ronnie James Dio being in this movie in a small role...
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1) Raiders was a masterpiece, Doom was good entertainment and Crusade was a little tacky.
2) Harrison Ford has utterly lost it, if you are unconvinced please see Firewall.
3) For Indy 4 to work it will have to be totally orginal, Shia will have to be as good as Ford was in the original and Ford will have to play the Connery Crusade role...perfectly.
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is about ten billion times cooler than any Crystal Skulls! I have confidence that it can be worked into the story in a logical and entertaining way without pissing all over Raiders.
I like to imagine that the baddie (Cate Blanchett) is using the Russians to get her hands on the Ark - using their break-in of Area 51 (warehouse), supposedly looking for Atom bombs as a cover.
I still feel good about this movie despite all the Haters.
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I can confirm the 'gold' info that JettL93 has emailed Mori! It is about Ronnie James Dio playing the main bad guy in Indiana Jones 4. It's confirmed! Mori, don't hold onto this bomb, post the news up!
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According to my source, Dio will be 'unrecognisable' in the role of occult-obsessed General Micha Blechenkow, Indy's nemesis in the new movie. The singer/actor has agreed to shave his trademark locks down to the bone for the role.
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are you really ethan haas?
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Adam Sandler was in an episode of the original Cosby Show?!? I was just about to write a comment when I saw him hangin out with Theo and some of his other friends in an old rerun which I happened to have playing in the background. That had to be pre-SNL, he looked like a teenager. Anyway, yeah, that was more interesting to me than the idea of Shia LaBeouf starring in a string of Indiana Jones flicks. Great way to get fans to boycott the titles they love (as was done with Transformers.) The 'back to the Ark' idea though...? That WOULD be a great way to wrap up Ford's Indy career. But if they're gonna try to pass it on to a new generation they NEED to find someone other than LaBeouf. Otherwise, they may as well just forget about it. I'd sooner watch Brandon Frasier continue the series. (BURN!!)
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i've seen that too!
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Please, please tell us what the hell is going on. Clear up this JettL93 stuff once and for all. Does any of his latest posts speak the truth or is it more smoke and mirrors?
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And your "inside info" is a sham. Give it up. No one believes you anymore. You had your fun. Move along now.
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posting over and over and over again on the AICN messageboards? Whatever. If you had legit info and were a legit source all you would need to do is send your scoops to the higher-ups and be done with it, instead of the trolling the boards and posting every 15 minutes. Mori has no reason to discredit you or ignore honest scoops. If he believes that the info is legit and feared reprisal for posting it, then he would tell you so via email (and MAYBE urge you not to post the info in talkbacks... and that would be that... not this ridiculous back and forth of "liar liar, pants on fire!" .
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Thank you for responding to my TB Jett. Please, Mori and Quint tell us what you think of this still.
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if only you spoke Hovitos!
Homono-a-tu-tu! Nobata!
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I don't know if he's the real thing or not, and I'm not sure I care. The AICN kerfuffles are fun to read, and if it turns out to be w Walter B type scenario, so much the better.P.S. If you are real, JettL93, does it bother that that - when reading between the lines of the Star Wars saga - it appears that your dad wants you to throw your grandfather down a shaft at some point?
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That's 'a Walter B type scenario' and 'bother you that'.My typing is getting worse, not better. I think that makes me dumber than a monkey.
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Jul 10, 2007 10:16:53 AM CDT
" i've seen dailies from the set and he's giving an ama
by larrythecableguy
zing performance" says jett on shia. proof right there thats he's a liar. shia has never given a good performance and never will.
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JETT IS SHIA LEBOFF!!!!
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When are you guys gonna clear all this stuff up? Come on, don't leave the fans hanging like this.
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HA! HA! HA!
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Walter B turned up in a Die Hard talkback a while back, people sussed he might be the real Willis (full name - Walter Bruce Willis) and one of the admins (I forget which - either Mori or Quint) strenuously denied it was Willis until it turned out it really was the man himself. Now he has a black box.If this JettL93 is real, will he get a black box, too?
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I can confirm that I am, in fact, the real Frank Marmoset.Seriously, it's me, that guy who writes stupid crap on the internet. No lie.
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Jul 10, 2007 10:37:37 AM CDT
he'll get an invisible box...makes him more mysterious
by just pillow talk
I kid Jett, I kid. Take back what you said about monkeys being dumb Frankie. This is like the equivalent of the hate on Geico cavemen.scifi guy - Mori probably feels like he's cleared it up a few times now, but I would be curious to know if Jett finally sent him an email or not.
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Mori HAS cleared it up. His post couldn't be clearer. "I'm not remotely confused about this." Besides...as 'insiders' go, he wouldn't even be a terribly interesting one based on the 'scoop' provided to date.
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The space monkeys and whatnot, and also I read about one who had a job as a janitor. Again, that is no lie. I believe he also did security, so this is a hardworking monkey, holding down two jobs. That must be a lot of pressure. I don't know whether they paid this janitor/security monkey a salary, but what the fuck would a monkey do with money anyway? Just because he had been trained to sweep floors and punch people does not mean he could go into a shop and buy himself a nice shirt.Anyway, I am digressing. My point is, I am dumber than those monkeys. I hope that clears things up, jpt.
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I wanna hear if an email was received and a so called picture was in attached to said email. I have read all of Mori's posts CatVutt, but thank you for pointing that out. My TB is in reference to whether an actual email was received or not.
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I'd say Jett is 100% Supershadow. And if he's not Supershadow he's someone just like him....
People with real information don't ham it up in talkbacks...they drop off tidbits and go on thier way...not giving a shit if anyone believes it or not.
Walter B being the only exeption... EVER!!!
but anyway...FUCK YOU supershadow.
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Witness the careerbuilder.com ones. Sure they fuck around at work, hell, they probably post at AICN. I have a stuffed monkey at work (Mr. Giggles) who helps with the paperwork. Oh wait, I've said too much...Oh, and space monkeys are cool.No problem scifi guy.
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Hmmm...why don't I remember anything now?
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http://tinyurl.com/ythrvhHis name was Jack, and he was also a signalman and he lived in the White House for a week. A whole week! It also mentions they gave him a monthly stipend, so I suppose he must have spent his money on something. Monkey hookers, maybe.P.S. This has fuck all to do with Indiana Jones. Sorry about that.
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use the moriartyAICN AT Yahoo address. He got back to me pretty quickly yesterday morning.
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that Hovitios things was the laugh I needed first thing in the morning here at work.
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He hasn't said the film is "like, whooooooooosh" yet.
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and yet, sometimes I wonder why I ever left. I coulda been handfed banana by beautiful bonobos. Maybe that's why I left...
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Glad you liked it.
Nothing better than a random Indy quote to brighten up the workday!
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What is it tha comes out of the Ark? Lightning. Fire. Power of god, or something.
That's my way of saying, keep it going, IndiAbbey -
FUCK YOU!
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I just sent the email to Mori.
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Everyday until the release of Indy 4 I shall be posting a quote from the trilogy.
Last one for today before I go home:
It wasn't my hands it was my...
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will good ones last till release?
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Look forward to more tomorrow. I'm going to start answering people's questions with Belloq quotes: Finky: Hey Boss, Can I get you to sign off on this loan approval? A crowd of cheering kids floods the corridor and sweeps Boss away. Finky: Next time, it will take more than children to save you!
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The Zone is the AICN message board (top of the page). If so, send me a PM ("finky"). Let's chat off-line. Let me help support your legitimacy on here.
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They wouldn't be that stupid. These guys will come up with something cool. As far as I'm concerned Speilberg is still a fantastic filmmaker. I think Lucas is a good Producer too. They won't let us down.
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isn't a dog, but a baboon.
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I guess Snyder is getting all the Watchmen crew involved in their little attempted viral e-mail campaign. First Rorschach wants us to put up his "Who Watches The Watchmen" posters. Now Ozymandias wants to sell us his Veidt Method.
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Hawaii Tribune has started to post info about the filming taking place. Here are two links to articles. http://tinyurl.com/2qxrq9
http://tinyurl.com/2sxg93
Also, the opening scene is supposed to be by the waterfall featuring a ton of Russian soldiers as there has already been a casting call in that local area of Hawaii when the film was titled "The Untitled Genre Project" to cover up that it was Indy 4.
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We're dying in here!
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Next one to fall will be J.J. Abrams. Break out the bull whip!! Not that one, you creep.
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it's like they wanted the brother of the thing Donavon turns into after he drinks form the wrong "grail". Can that be true, Ray Gamma? Where'd you hear such nonsense? (asked with sarcastic impunity)
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scifi, don't let pillow know. I hear he spent alot of time helping it out yesterday. ;)
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Is there a history of the Communist government being interested in religious and mystical artifacts as Hitler was?
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I'll have to check'em out over lunch in a few hours. If what you said is true, it does seem togo against what our friend Jett said earlier about the opening scene being there instead of at a dino dig site.
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before it...is invincible!
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Do you believe this newspaper a liar or is it you?
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Can you bridge this disparate information? More than one source in the Hawaii Tribune story indicates the filming there involves what appears to be casting for "East European" soldier types. But we heard from you previously that Indy is at a dig in the beginning when the chase with the Ruskies starts. Can you clear this up? Or, as scifi asked, are the newspaper sources just wrong?
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i want to hear some more "classic" quotes that'll be from the new film
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Time of the whip is upon us now...And it doesn't mean Jett is wrong because the second link from scifi guy says "One of the opening sequences of the film will have the archaeologist/adventurer Jones, played by Harrison Ford, in a fight sequence with Russian soldiers, Ryan wrote -- a scenario reminiscent of the video game "Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine." So that means it's in the beginning, but not THE opening sequence.
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quote from Indy 4.
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I unfortunately don't get the fight scene they reference since I haven't played this game. Can anyone shed some light on what kinda fight scene this might be like? Personally, I'd love to see another airplane hangar/truck chase sequence, but is that asking for too much? That whole part of Raiders is hands down one of my favorite parts of any movie I've ever seen.
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MORI is JETT. Multiple peronalities. Neither one knows the other one is really them. Weird...
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JettL93 needs a black box to be legit.
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From your supposedly rushed typing (and I ask again why you're wasting time here if you're so busy) but some are flat out misspellings. Courtisy? The 'e' isn't anywhere close to the 'i' on the keyboard.
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. . . grown up by the time of "Indy 4." If not too late, how 'bout casting the versatile Takeshi Kaneshiro (i.e., dramatic? "Chungking Express." Action/thriller? "Returner" [add in "sci-fi" as well]. Martial artsa? "House of Flying Daggers.") as Shorty. Kaneshiro speaks Chinese language AND Japanese language, quite the fit for a Jones protege.
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Were walkie-talkies in use in the 50s? Because if they were, Spielberg can put one in instead of that nasty, aggressive whip.
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I have gotten no email from Mori either. Nor has he posted on the TB today. What's up with that?
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I have gotten no email from Mori either. Nor has he posted on the TB today. What's up with that?
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Jul 10, 2007 2:28:37 PM CDT
Jett - you could always link to it. Just a though .....
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If your intention is to share this info with the masses why not post it right here where the real Indy fans are. Post a link to the picture right here. I want to believe you, but you must show me proof.
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It kills me hearing people in Hollywood bitch about how they work 'weally hawds!' Try working a landscaping job once. Hell, try sitting in a cube for 11 hours staring at excel spreadsheets and having clients bitch at your all day. Good for you that you get to do something you love, but check your fucking spelling and don't use, 'I've weally been working weally hawds!' as an excuse. That goes for you too Walter B. ...asshole.
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Nice one Dawes. Note: this was a 'typo' and not a misspelling. There's a difference. ...assholes.
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It doesn't seem like AICN really cares what you post. They believe you have no credibility.They have probably begun to ignore your posts all together, hoping you will leave the TB and AICN as well.
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Stop feeding the troll. It's just sad at this point.
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then his stomach might explode like in "Meaning of Life" and then we'll all have gooey film industry nitwit wannabe gut-dribble all over us!!! This guy is a hoot. A liar. A terrible speller. A borderline mental case. But a hoot nonetheless.
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What do you think about all this with Jett and Mori not responding?
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It's all a ruse to drive up ad rates. Between the Jett fiasco, Transformers and 1-18-08, AICN has gotta be seeing record hits this last 10 days or so... Nicely done, Mori. ;)
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Please, just stop and THINK. Put yourself where this guy SAYS he is. Would you, in a MILLION FUCKING YEARS, behave even remotely as this guy has done? Risking your fucking JOB to troll talkbacks with your 'information' rather than just e-mailing the webmasters of fan sites, or leaking some pics through another channel to help cover yourself? Can you imagine being SO BORED working on fucking INDIANA JONES IV, that you would expend this much time and energy talking to a handful of dweebs (no offense) trying to convince them you're actually working where you're working and that you 'know' something? I mean, give me a fucking break already. It ain't rocket science, folks. It's basic logic.
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And I don't understand this sentence: "and yes the reward is alot better i make more in a year then you do in 10, unless the john pays more" Are you trying to make a joke that I work 'for' a toilet? That's the only interpretation I can make from your sentence to net some sort of logic or sense of any kind. So...if my reading is correct, then...good one, ya got me. ...asshole.
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Most of us know he's lying at this point. We're just interested to see how his little game plays out.
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Well never mind then. Carry on.
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When you put that way, it is hard to disagree with you.
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That was my initial thought too. But now I believe he is calling you a prostitute and the "John" he is referring to is the one supposedly paying for your services.
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Nobody uses "lol" that much. This phenomenon alone makes me not like you.
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Jett, you are a gut maggot with no guts. It takes a certain dickless asshole to try and denigrate a stranger's salary.
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I'm glad you guys brought that up, because I too was having a difficult time discerning what the hell he was trying to say with the 'John' thing. My interpretation was more in line with Frijole's. That you're a whore. Which, as insults go, isn't much better, frankly, but there it is.
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HA! Thanks, your post cracked me up for some reason, probably because of your frank explanation. JeTroll, yes - I'm a boy hooker if that's what you meant, and your mom pays very well. Hi BGDAWES, I'm your 8th grade insult mentality. Nice to be working with you again.
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Of course JettL93 is JJ fucking Abrams. Nice one.
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Just sayin'
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Also just sayin'.
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If you have something concrete you can tell us. If not then shutup about it. Getting old fast. The reason Mori probably hasn't got back to you is that A) He is probably checking to see if you are telling the truth or B) Still laughing at the info you gave him.
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was made early this morning on tvshowsondvd.com. You are fake buddy. Give up already or give me something concrete.
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That's your big scoop!?!? A DVD release date?!?! You're just precious. I want to take you home and put you next to the Furby that I taught all those dirty words!
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Somebody drag this kid out of his parent's basement and put us all out of our misery.
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So I'll tell you in advance to take Transformers 2, shove it up your dumper, and break it off.----------end of line.
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Give us something new AICN.
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Brett Ratner is producing a Cthulhu movie starring Harrison Ford in the role of Ladybird Johnson. He frantically has to drive a bus going no slower than 55 before Samuel Jackson can save Oprah from making another horrible movie. JJ Abrams is rummored to have stared viral website called Ethan Hass is Trany. All the while dr. Frankenfurter is stroking Jett's ego. Long story short...just ingore this mofo...
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Brett Ratner is producing a Cthulhu movie starring Harrison Ford in the role of Ladybird Johnson. He frantically has to drive a bus going no slower than 55 before Samuel Jackson can save Oprah from making another horrible movie. JJ Abrams is rummored to have stared viral website called Ethan Hass is Trany. All the while dr. Frankenfurter is stroking Jett's ego. Long story short...just ingore this mofo...
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Post it somewhere else Jett, put your photo up on photobucket or flickr or anywhere else, otherwise shut the fuck up and leave forever. Mori is done wasting his time responding to you.
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I am having serious doubts - if Mori got it then he should post it. Calling ya out Mori! Post the fucker! This is AICN man .... ain't no cooler news then that. Calling YOU out JETT. I'm not thinking you are who you say you are. Do a tiny URL or something. It can't be that hard. Hell, even a pic with you and Indy posing would suffice.The Young Indy DVD was announced this morning - maybe even yesterday (I read it on a different site). That news is stale. C'mon! C'mon!
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That is a POORLY photoshopped fan-poster. That pic of Indy is at least 20 years old and the Blanchett pic is from another movie. God... all that build up to THAT piece of shit lie! Hahaha! You're finally FULLY busted, man. How new to AICN are you man? The higher-ups don't generally take crappy fan images as proof of shit. God, you're deluded if you thought anyone was gonna buy this!
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that I half expected that link to get me good and RICK ROLL'D... but alas, it is simply a terrible fan-made poster image. Classic.
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at the night with the 500+ grails. Man, I don't know .... Not feeling it brotha, not feeling it. I loved that you came in here and got everyone more fired up then they would have been but I have my doubts about that poster. SHIT - still can't wait to see this though.
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You've got a baddie in Nazi garb (it's Commies this time genius), you've got pictures of the actors from other films, and most hilariously you've taken a picture of Harrison from more than 20 years ago!!!!! Even Blanchett looks 10 years younger than she does now, and Shia has no pompadour. Oh look realistic looking skulls, wait arent they crystal skulls? D'oh! Baaaaaaaaaad fake. Hahahahahahahaha
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Let the bashing begin.
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of anything, bro. He has designers and Drew Strazan for stuff like that. Busted again.
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I've studied Jett's use of language and I can, with a high degree of certainty, reveal that he is Canadian. Interesting as American's are generally apathetic and disinterested in the country and it's inhabitants. The people are known as polite and eager to please, yet if they desire it, have to go to extraordinary measures to seek attention. Thus there is a high number of succesful Canadian's in show business (Jim Carrey, Mike J. Fox, Mike Myers). Sadly AICN is as close as Jett has ever come to show busines. That is just sad.
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Anyway. Fake or not, it's made the TB's here a bit more fun. All the speculation has been a blast. Where did the plot summary from IMDB come from?Dude, I do, however, hope you have a bit more. Snag a camera phone pic of a story board or something cool like that.
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Oh, man. Okay, that was worth it. I'm outta here now. Hahahaa....
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I've studied Jett's use of language and I can, with a high degree of certainty, reveal that he is Canadian. Interesting as Americans are generally apathetic and disinterested in the country and it's inhabitants. The people are known as polite and eager to please, yet if they desire it, have to go to extraordinary measures to seek attention. Thus there is a high number of succesful Canadians in show business (Jim Carrey, Mike J. Fox, Mike Myers). Sadly AICN is as close as Jett has ever come to show busines. That is just sad.
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Go back to Canada you hoser.
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I'm good. Post a pic of Cate Blanchett's undies next .... please.
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Time to go home.Jett - more info.And don't forget the panties.
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except he misspelled PHAROAH. O before A, Mr. Insider. Nice try.
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A before O is correct in Pharaoh. The poster still looks fake, sadly. I was hoping Jett was legit and we'd have another Walter B-style incident with the flannel one's son. Oh well.
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I don't know how long you've been around the movie biz, but you haven't given us THAT much that isn't available elsewhere. And that "mock up" poster ain't helping. I really enjoyed the speculation we all got out of your posts up til now, but this is starting to really get weak. if that is what you sent Mori, I know why he ain't responding to you. Scifi, maybe Mori's out today if he ain't responding to e-mails?
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get a pic of the script. Of something from the production. Something only a true insider would have access to right now. You put out the name of Blanchett's character. Let's see whatever "offical" production paperwork you got that off of. Jett, I really wanted to keep supporting you as long as possible, but you're killing your credibility here.
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you funny bastard. I hope you meant that misspelling on purpose. Where you been lately, anyway?
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Wow, we resolved the spelling of Pharaoh a long time ago dude. You're online and you cant check it? WTF. Jett used to spell it incorectly as well but indeed it's a before o. What is with you people. Finky the dude is a fake, how many ways to you need it proven until we all move on.
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Pacific Standard Time. Once again I'm left pondering the Supershadow that is JettL93.
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just because I'm not being a rancid dick to the guy like some of the others on here doesn't mean I still think he's legit.
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that that link was going to either RICK ROLL me or take me to a cpi or video of some dude's twisted, puckered anus. Nicely played Jett... you lying, ignorant, lovable nitwit!
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I'm not sure I can bring myself to see what the link beholds. In fact, if it IS a twisted puckering asshole (which, with Shia, it might be), the server may block it anyway...
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that single-handedly makes me feel better about everything...
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I mean, you're taking our disbelief in you really shittily. Besides the point which seveal people have made, or at least pondered, here about why you would risk fucking up a good job/relationship with Lucas, SS , etc, why would you stick around and pin so much hope on Mori and AICN when those are the same people telling you to go away b/c you're "Fake"? If you were at all legit and were getting shabby treatment like this (though I think you haven't been able to produce anything to suggest we should now believe you), why would you stick around?
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Saying "singlehandedly" after a comment about a puckering anus and Shia conveys a pretty humorous message.
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to spin this whole fake story to AICNers? Dude, if you have just played it cool, you could have avoided the wrath of TBers. That's not to suggest anymore more would have believed you, but you wouldn't have everyone know you were trying so hard to decieve people here. That fake poster- bad, bad faux pas.
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Why start believing you now. You just wanted to lie. Period. It' okay to admit it. ;) And in the end, you made a little splash in the little world of Indy Internet gossip. Have you tried googling "jettl93" yet? You can even see BlackIronPrison's post on the Jedi Council Forums. Congrats, you inglorious bastard!
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thus concludes what you've said all along...sorta
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then how do you explain the numerous spelling and grammatical errors. Mouth-breathing numbskulls have no business writing books. Even though you've "come clean", you're still a bigger douche than ever and your "ruse" was never clever to begin with.
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Even Canadians should be ashamed of him
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I know replying just encourages the guy, but I can't help it.
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Oh, don't take that personally. I'm just doing some first hand research into being an internet bully.
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Not that JETT is clever or hysterical. It isn't funny in the way that Caddyshack or Airplane is funny... it's funny in the way that Dungeons & Dragons: The Movie is funny. What a piece. Hahah...
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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and maybe in the fall you'll have fun on your first day at middle school. you can tell them some jerk called Duke of Hurl called you a D-Bag for all the world to see.
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can we please ban this tool now?
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but i'm sure you'd love to take credit for it.
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I don't say this to be trite. Really I don't. But the only people I know who use hahas and lols as much as you are less than twelve. You are transparent. Summer vacation can be so much more, man...
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he's finally being honest.
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Is it too late for his mum to have an abortion??
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Then I heartily congratulate the hacker/administrator who did.
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Jett's definitely a Canuck, I will not go into how I know this but I've made observations on his use of language. Another confirmation is his use of Facebook, which is the preferred social networking site in Canada though pales in comparison to Myspace in the States. Point is, FUCK YOU CANADA, FUCK YOU!!!!! I outed you, eh.
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While I'm deciphering nations of origin here, Wonderllama are you British? Better than Canadian I suppose.
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Ahhh...Mum was a give away wasn't it!
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Shit, Aussie. Well at least I didnt hear a Brit accent and ask "Are you Australian?," or hear an Aussie accent and ask "Are You British?" That's the worst I know. For the record let me again say, FUCK YOU SUPERSHADOW, FUCK YOU CANADA!!!!
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for giving everyone a good laugh. I especially like the part where you type a post and then go into denial of doing it. Since you like playing the game of make believe how about making up something new. You seem to have a wild imagination.
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Actually you are right sunrunner, I was in the USA in 2005 and every taxi driver in the place thought I was English. Unless you sound like Steve Irwin nobody recognises it.
And yes, Supershadow blows goats. -
You've got to say g'day every sentence, promise to throw something on the barbie, and refute all objects that are in fact "not" knives. Then, maybe one guy will ask, "Are You a Kiwi per chance?"
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...that Spielberg was gonna return the favor of sticking "E.T." in the Phantom Menace, with a cg'd cameo of one of the American Grafiti characters.
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You may be on to something there...
New Zealanders...hmmm, that's the same as us calling you guys Canadians.
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your shaming us Canadians with your lame jibberish. Kindly shut the fuck up. Muchos Gracias fuckstick.
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You should know pretty much everything Americans know of Oz comes from Crocodile Dundee and a Paul Hogan commerical for Aussie tourism in the 1980s. Yet for some reason Americans always want to assume Brits are Aussies. As for NZ, I'm loving the accent from Flight of the Conchords on HBO here, which is described within the show as "Robotic and sort of a monotone". Almost forgot to say FUCK YOU SUPERSHADOW!!!! FUCK YOU CANADA!!!!!
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I found you on facebook. I just had to do a search on"worthless cocksucker" and you popped right up. What a gyp.
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Sorry stuntcock, Jett has ruined an entire nation. Luckily no one in America know's where Canada is so war seems unlikely at this point. However, once we get hold of a map of Africa and find you bastards, you're fuct.
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Who? Top. Men.
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I posed this question to an Australian band I once did a magazine interview with (Blueline Medic, formerly Caustic Soda). Their answer? "No... Foster's is Australian for 'American Sucker'". Heh.
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these talkbacks can go anywhere, there's no rules, it's THUNDERDOME
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Awwww they let you go for eating the fries. Cue Journey's Dont Stop Beleivin', it's time to fade to black asshole.
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GOD: INDY!
INDY: Huh! Wha..Oh God!
GOD: YES!
INDY: Yes what?
GOD: YES IT IS ME, THE LORD.
INDY: God?!
GOD: YES...GOD!
INDY: GOD! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE GOD?!I HATE ALL POWERFUL DIETIES!
GOD: I NEED YOU TO GET THE ARK AND RETURN IT TO ME!
INDY: Yeah that would be great and all excpet I'm old as Christmas now.
GOD: JUST DO IT OR I'LL FILL YOUR PANTS WITH SNAKES!
INDY: Okay God.
GOD: GOOD NOW GO!
INDY: WHY DO YOU WANT THE ARK SO BAD?!
GOD: THERE'S SCRIPT IN THERE THAT GEORGE LUCAS WILL LIKE AND USE OT FINISH THIS FILM!
INDY: Okay God.
GOD: OKAY. OH AND BY THE WAY YOU HAVE A BASTARD CHILD.
INDY: A BASTARD CHILD?! I HATE THOSE GUYS!
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supershadow or are you nebar foxis.
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The word Maps is not in the song dipshit.
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As if it werent bad enough you're Canadian. Like I said, it's a good thing no one knows where Canada is.
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I thought Canada was a fungal infection?
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Same storyline as the first? Shia to take over the franchise?Zzzzzzzz...
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This is it.....
This is where Forresteau cashed in... -
... sorry. I'm moving from one house to another this week, so time is at a premium, and after seeing that pathetic fake photoshop piece of shit Jett sent over, I was done wasting time on him. I told you he was a liar, and guess what? He was.
The INDY 4 script is what I've been saying it is for a while now. It's mostly set in South America, and it has nothing to do with the lost ark or some crown of the pharaoh. -
but i'm wondering...is that footage of shia legit, at least?
Cause if it's not, that proves once and for all that LaBeef is completely devoid of any talent whatsoever.. I was hoping he'd bring something special to the production. I guess not. How sad. I bet Harrison could still pull it off though!!! -
A friend of yours?
A competitor.....
He was good...he was very, very good. -
You wanna talk to God?
Well let's go see him together; I got nothing better to do anyway.. -
New footage from New Mexico with Ford/Indy in full gear on ET and the official site tonight. You can already see five of the probably 40 seconds on the ET page if you watch the preview video. Holy shit. This better be good. I don't know how much of Harrison's old body we will see in motion tonight but I hope that it's nothing less than cool, convinving and impressive.... Thanks for the daily quotes, IndiAbbey Jones. I can't believe Jett is still here. His ongoing existence in the TBs will initiate a neverending circle of TB-violence.
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Except that I think Henry Jones Sr. struggle to find the holy grail represents your internal struggle to find yourself and why your life is worth two shits. Do you mind if I call you fucksticks while we chill over cool beers? Thanks.
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My number is 555-6792. Thanks.
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Alright. I suppose I'm game.
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While your posts in the beginning had some of us hopeful and curious if you really had "insider" information, now you're just an annoyance.
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Chronic masturbator... or brilliant, misunderstood performance artist. You decide.
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I'll take "Chronic masturbator" for $500 Alex.
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for $1,000 Alex.
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The kid can't spell, is obviously locked up somewhere with too much computer time, and is the only one keeping this TB going. Waiting for the next real story.
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**whispers**
Senor? Senor?
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We hide well, disguised as Yanks.
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...to just look at etonline.com or type it into your browser window but check it out for the preview of tonight's Indy IV preview (?) I tried to ignore the Happy Days shit afterwards and all of its Shark jumping baggage.
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Let ya out on parole I reckon?
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You're the best.
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Don't you have your own site to make up ridiculous, ego-bloating bullshit on?
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"Let us hurry, there is nothing to fear here!"
"That's what scares me."
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Jul 11, 2007 10:21:54 AM CDT
oh, next time smash a bottle over your sister's head
by just pillow talk
that'll teach her to mess with Jett "fucksticks" L93!
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seeing how mori disagrees
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But then I'm also afraid of people that do not know how to spell ALLIGATORS. Plus, um... we've been led to believe that most of the action takes place in South America, right? Well buddy, there ARE NO ALLIGATORS in South America.
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There are CROCODILES in the Amazon. And there is a distinct difference between alligators and crocodiles... that being that they are... um... different animals.
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* * * *OK, HERE's something from "The Honolulu Advertiser," a daily available in Hawaii (mostly Oahu):
"Hollywood heavy hitters in Hawaii to film 'Indiana Jones'" By Wayne Harada, Advertiser Entertainment Writer. * * * LINK: http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007707110409
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Notable quote from the article: "While the film project doesn't yet have an official name, titles in circulation include "Indiana Jones IV," and sometimes "Indiana Jones and the City of Gods." The whip-whacking action hero battles Russian soldiers near a Hamakua waterfall for the film's opening sequence.
The film's budget is an estimated $125 million."
First?! Heh.
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That's what all REALLY want to know.
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. . . Mr. LeBeouf (yes, Shia LeBeouf) IS mentioned among the cast.
So is "'Karen Allen, who played Ravenwood in the first film, is in the cast, which also includes Cate Blanchett, Jim Broadbent, John Hurt and Ray Winstone. It was not certain if all actors would be on the Big Island for filming.'"
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Correct link: http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007707110409
Somehow a space got between the "." and "com" in the link. "My bad." -- Optimus Prime and Ben Grimm (The Thing) -
As you know (as I should know, egads), there should be no spaces in that link . . . dunno how it's happening. So, when you copy, paste, whatever, make sure there are no spaces.
Chockful of info'.
Heck, I know it's in the print copy of that paper. -
Guess it pays to read instructions sometimes.
TA-DAAA!!!!
http://tinyurl.com/2hsfaz
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Sorry took so damn long for me to get that link right.
Take care, guys and gals! -
Give it up already.
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Will they be in the movie or will they be digitally inserted in the director's cut?
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Heh, here’s to a period, jazzed up, English’d (Buble cameo, perhaps?) version of “Lapti Nek” to appear in the movie (hey, if they can moniker an entire friggin’ high class club as “Obi Wan”).
Can’t seem to get over the LeBouf as Indy’s and Marion’s son, though. Quite a quantum leap. I’m still on the fence with LeBouf; feel like I’m gonna break out into seizure with some of the acting he does. Shia's certainly getting some damn major exposure. Maybe a prime (pardon the pun) thespian in this day and age of high graphics and quick ‘lectronic stuff?
Also . . . correct me if I'm wrong, but, wasn't that first indigenous race chasing after Indy in the first scene of "Raiders" THE very first scene filmed by Spielberg for the first (second? Whoever above mentioned that "Temple of Doom" was a prequel, hmmm . . . I like that notion. Excuse to watch that again) film? AND filmed on Kauai? Full circle was also mentioned above, right? Hmmmm. -
I'm new here and am just in a litle bit? Thx, bro! Ou812!
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Maybe someone who is more informed on this sequel can tell me better, but I always interpeted the sequel news as Connery being a major character. Son, Dad and Grandpa all fighting the Nazis... errr, I mean the Commies! If they replaced Connery with Marian's father who even without a physical appearance, I still remember his name and memory in the battle between those two, well... I think that's a great compromise! Oh, and fohgetabout this franchise with Transformers kid! We're only going to see it becaues even with Depend Diapers and a walker with a whip, Harrison Ford is still the man!
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I've never seen such a voracious troll, or this many people so eager to feed it in my life.
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I've never seen such a voracious troll as in JetL93, or this many people so eager to feed it in my life.
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you're still giving him attention, aren't you?
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in this TB
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http://indianajones.com/community/news/indyarrives.html
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thanks man
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what a douche move. and then you can't even follow through on it.
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Last post before I move onto the new TB
"Throw me the whip!"
"Throw me the Idol!"
**grimace** **pause** **face pain**
"No time to argue! You throw me the Idol, I throw you the whip!"
"Adios Senor...." -
This TB is done.
Take it down before JettL93 comes back to feed us more chilled monkey brains.. -
Back in 2000 I found and read a screenplay allegedly for Indiana Jones 4 ( I forgot the name.) I can no longer find it online...
It sounds exactly like what has been talked about here, Marion back, a son Indy didn't know about , and... Noah's ark, not a shard, the whole boat.
Anybody else read that screenplay?? -
but i wonder why my posts were erased?
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sending out false info
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