I am – Hercules!!
Many marathons greet us on July 4!! * A&E is doing 10 hours of “The Sopranos.” * Bravo is doing 12 hours of “Project Runway.” * Discovery is doing 18 hours of “Mythbusters.” * FX is doing 12 hours of “King Of The Hill.” * HBO2 is doing 14 hours of “Star Wars.” * History is doing 13 hours of “The Revolution.” * National Geographic is doing 19 Hours of “Is It Real?” * SciFi is doing 42 hours of “The Twilight Zone.” * Speed is doing 16 hours of “Superbikes.” * Spike is doing 7 hours of “CSI.” * TBS is doing 10 hours of “House of Payne.” * TNT is doing 15 hours of “Law & Order.” * USA is doing 22 hours of “Monk.” But the most stoner-friendly Independence Day marathon may be MSNBC’s 10-hour “Predator: Raw” extravaganza, which allows marijuana enthusiasts to gander upon a great many of the attractive (yet tiny!) adults “Dateline: NBC” employs to entrap pedophiles from around the world. I believe it kicks off 7 p.m. ET / 4 p.m. PT. As the great Adam Carolla suggests, every pedophile on the Internet should never leave his home without a glossy photograph of Chris Hansen. When Hansen asks what the pedophile is up to, said pedophile need only whip out the photo and exclaim, “Just trying to get your autograph, my man!”

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