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Harry reviews TRANSFORMERS which isn't really more than meets the eye!

Hey folks, Harry here… I’m not quite sure what to think of Michael Bay’s TRANSFORMERS. I mean that.

Yesterday, was an amazing event. Robosaurus was amazing. He was cheesy perfection! He ate cars, shot flames and had the most hilarious announcer ever. The rain made it feel epic – and in the end… it just was magic.

That said – I really do see Robosaurus and TRANSFORMERS as two different things. Robosaurus is a blissfully retarded idea that delivers 100% right before your eyes.

Bay’s TRANSFORMERS puts so much moving stuff on-screen that it literally wore my eyes out. On a single viewing, I was utterly exhausted. The images of Robot carnage and destruction are just awesome. ILM moved a shitload of pretty pixels in the making of this thing.

That said… as awesome as all of that is… I just can’t help, but notice how shabbily the Transformers were treated as characters. All of their dialogue felt as though it were an after-thought. Peter Cullen’s Optimus’ narration – as awesome as it was – felt like shabbily handled exposition. That said, this isn’t anything new. TRANSFORMERS as a story-telling epic, never really blew me away. And here, this isn’t a TRANSFORMERS story, it’s a human story involving Transformers. We’re introduced to them through characters that are too numerable.

As with most of Michael Bay’s films there’s the story-telling shorthand of trying to constantly tell the BIGGER STORY. That’s the flaw here. I heard that this was supposed to be a story about a boy and his car… that happens to be a robot. Now, as cool as the military action was… It kills Shia’s storyline.

His character is essentially an old school Matthew Broderick character. But without any of that craft on the part of the writing. We don’t stay with Shia. We’re always being whisked away from the heart of this story to deal with characters that there is NO REASON TO DEAL WITH.

I don’t care about how the Pentagon would want to deal with the threat of Alien Transforming Robots.

I don’t want this movie to start in Qatar. It’s a cool action sequence, a lotta stuff goes boom! But there’s time enough for that later. Don’t be so impatient. Put the dick back in the pants…. It’s ok… you got the Robots, but their characters were never built.

I wanted the film to start with Shia running out to his dad’s care with his A- paper and going to get the car. Have him get the car, don’t blow the windows out of everything else. Don’t do the HERBIE gags… Just let him fall in love with his shitty beat to hell Camaro. Then – let him go after the girl. The driving her home/first date sequence is great. But instead of the “Baby Come Back” – treating Bumble Bee as a joke… let her go. Cuz what is necessary isn’t that she get back in the car… but that Shia and that car spend some time together. Slow this movie down.

Here they decide to go with the “let’s freak the kid out” line of story-telling… let him not know if his car is evil or not… but that’s the lame way to go about it. Let him have the joy of having his own Transformer. That everything is cool. THEN bring in some Decepticon BULLY-stuff.

Sure – the glory of this taking place in the landscape of Los Angeles – and big awesome destruction is fun…. But that isn’t how you create classic film.

Showing BumbleBee being “tortured” by Sector Seven didn’t mean anything, because nothing had been built between the characters yet, because we were so busy trying to establish the jarheads, the cute AirForce 1 bs, the codebreakers, the hackers, etc… instead of creating that bond between man and machine.

IRON GIANT was a brilliant film, not because there was a Giant Fucking Robot… but because the boy loved his Giant Fucking Robot and the world was trying to take it away.

Now TRANSFORMERS isn’t IRON GIANT. It could have been better than IRON GIANT. It could have been a Boy discovering just how vast the universe was… Bonding with BumbleBee, who introduces him to the hidden world around us… But then, just how terrifying that discovery is when you realize it isn’t just about the benevolent robots, but there’s another point of view. A breed of robots that’s out to destroy not just the boy’s robot… not just Optimus and the others… but all living creatures.

The film needed to escalate, not just with battles, but the ideas behind the battles.

The film we have is a battle of styles. You have Michael Bay – who is an incredibly talented visual stylist. And Steven Spielberg, who is, often times, a master story-teller. The film we get comes from Michael Bay. It has moments that I’ve been dying my entire life to see. I will see it several more times, but it’s for those moments – not the movie as a whole.

Like PEARL HARBOR, Bay loses focus on the main story. Delivers awesome visuals, but leaves behind the greater story. This film is a mess that is absolutely crying to be seen on the big screen for the visuals, but that falls way short of its own ambitions.

I’ll be watching this again this week. There’s a chance that the film could grow on me, but this isn’t elegant, classic storytelling… and ordinarily I wouldn’t hold that against Bay… but goddamn it – this is classic iconography that he’s playing with. That Spielberg rushed this through with this scattershot script, he should have known better. There’s no denying he’s fond of Michael… I’m fond of Michael… but he needs a strong story-minded producer to help him. They need to fight for the story, not woo the U.S. Military into showing off their latest warmachines. Who cares about “bringing the rain,” when you’ve got GIANT FUCKING ROBOTS…

But ya know… the attitude of Giant Fucking Robots is kinda what kills the movie for me. That’s the video gamer mentality that keeps this from being not about Giant Fucking Robots… but about Optimus Prime, BumbleBee, Ratchet and the others.

This is a scattershot epic mess filled with dreams of better films. I don't think I'll ever love the movie, but I do love Transformers.

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DEAR HARRY,
by timmer33
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:11:30 AM
Second!
by Mike_Honcho
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:12:53 AM
first!
by ric_hard with a vengeance
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:14:14 AM
God bless you for not giving this a pass for the action
by Horseflesh
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:14:23 AM
Harry, is your hangover affecting this review?
by Boba Fat
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:14:27 AM
Third!
by The Grasshopper Lies Heavy
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:14:47 AM
Harry, you still write for AICN?
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:15:08 AM
Hmmm...
by waylayer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:15:12 AM
Where was the long story???
by Mike_Honcho
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:15:48 AM
If Harry doesn't like it...
by JABlank
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:16:58 AM
God Damn It!
by MonteCristo
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:17:00 AM
Good review, no vaginal bleeding like your BLADE 2 write-up
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:19:05 AM
Anyone got any ants?
by NobbyAardvark
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:19:09 AM
Finally
by gunntimo
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:19:16 AM
That is how I felt about Armageddon
by BrowncoatJedi
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:19:17 AM
Depends what you want...
by Dr_Zoidberg
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:20:13 AM
Armageddon had Bruce
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:21:50 AM
Harry's best review
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:22:13 AM
blah blah blah
by Dkev00
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:22:37 AM
Upon further review...
by TheJake
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:22:47 AM
Very well said...
by stoopidDclown
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:25:17 AM
maybe in another director's hands-...
by Sagan
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:25:28 AM
Why is everyone assuming
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:25:29 AM
Dkev00
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:26:06 AM
Classic iconography?
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:26:38 AM
Sorry, but I disagree
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:27:07 AM
Speaking of Bruce
by kwisatzhaderach
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:27:37 AM
Hey Harry
by That Reilly Monster
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:27:47 AM
Michael Bay – incredibly talented visual style
by Kamala
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:27:53 AM
Dead On
by rxse7en
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:28:17 AM
Whatever
by Urge to Kill
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:28:26 AM
Disagree with ya, big guy.
by Zarles
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:28:42 AM
Harry's Review
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:28:59 AM
*Spoilers*
by gunntimo
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:29:02 AM
Harry
by Kloipy
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:29:09 AM
OK, save $12 bucks and add this to the Queue
by GreatCzarsGhost
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:29:12 AM
WAY TO MISS THE POINT HARRY
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:29:30 AM
kwisatzhaderach
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:31:00 AM
Those who can, do
by stoopidDclown
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:31:53 AM
This Review Is Exactly How I Felt About This Film
by dixieflyer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:32:31 AM
Cut for cut, Armmg. is more seizure inducing
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:34:20 AM
wow.
by Lost Prophet
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:34:29 AM
Harry is spot on, the film was a wasted opportunity
by photoboy
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:34:48 AM
Harry, when's the wedding?
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:35:05 AM
The backlash begins...
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:35:47 AM
A bit short Harry
by the scream
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:36:03 AM
ILM Showreel
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:40:07 AM
I was hoping they'd transform the CARTOON into
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:40:35 AM
"What I am though, is a Giant Robot Geek"-harry
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:40:37 AM
Where was Robosaurus in the movie?
by valcon3
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:41:37 AM
WHAT!!! Your KIDDING!!! A Michael Bay film about
by Seph_J
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:42:32 AM
"Giant Fucking Robots is kinda what kills the movie"
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:43:15 AM
Where's some pictures of Robosaurus?
by ATARI
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:43:58 AM
Harry on form
by Lost Prophet
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:44:47 AM
Harry, whadja think of Live Free or Die Hard?
by Lance Rock
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:45:34 AM
I see what's going on here...
by Frank Flynn
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:47:05 AM
gride9000
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:47:19 AM
In future movies, yes, you're correct.
by Zarles
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:47:49 AM
all i know is Die Hard 4 is the most fun i've had this
by future help
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:49:23 AM
Ain't it sad news...
by jweathers777
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:52:19 AM
Harry, I'm honestly surprised that you expected more
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:52:53 AM
What´s wrong with you people
by iamthomas
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:53:58 AM
What people forget
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:55:21 AM
so...
by Grendy
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:55:22 AM
yeh if Harry dont like it, it CANT be bad!
by quantize
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:56:56 AM
haven't seen DH4 yet
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:56:58 AM
Harry:
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:57:15 AM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again...
by Shermdawg
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:57:31 AM
Garth's Review
by mikegator
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:00:12 AM
Who was expecting a story from a Transformers movie??
by Gabba-UK
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:02:32 AM
Yackbacker
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:02:34 AM
LOL! Harry, Harry, Harry...
by Pawprint
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:02:50 AM
I haven't been that enthralled with a film since JP...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:04:49 AM
Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall (1990)
by gride9000
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:05:03 AM
This is exactly what I was thinking the whole time
by Doc_Strange
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:07:03 AM
What is wrong with AICN?
by Drworm2002
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:08:23 AM
Fair enough Harry but...
by Gabba-UK
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:09:01 AM
Grendy's review is better than Harry's
by ScamsAndFlams
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:09:12 AM
Is John Frankenheimer Bay's dad?
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:09:54 AM
What loves got to do with it...
by Frank Flynn
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:10:15 AM
By the way..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:11:32 AM
my inner child
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:12:03 AM
So even though the original series wasn't about humans
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:12:07 AM
They DID focus on Sam's story.
by Zarles
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:13:03 AM
At least you've seen it!!!
by TheBoyFromUlster
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:13:16 AM
And Harry...
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:14:45 AM
Amen, Harry
by vich1
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:14:55 AM
THIS is what the "haters" were complaining about...
by JusticeSabre
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:15:11 AM
Also...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:15:41 AM
Harry's Best Review....ever.
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:15:44 AM
I get where you're coming from, Harry
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:16:25 AM
PURE POPCORN. Give Bay "Superman: The Man of Steel"!!!!
by riskebiz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:17:03 AM
'my inner child...
by Frank Flynn
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:17:24 AM
Harry Needs To Stop Reviewing
by PlasmaOrb
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:17:25 AM
I Prefer Terrorist Torture to Robot Torture...
by uss cygnus
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:17:38 AM
How much would this story idea have cost?
by Doc_Strange
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:19:05 AM
Harry, you're being greedy--
by blackmantis
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:19:59 AM
Never satisfied
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:20:46 AM
Actually - it isn't "human drama" I crave
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:20:54 AM
First torture-porn...now action-porn?...
by Cellar Door
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:20:59 AM
but my ass is where my head is...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:21:06 AM
Armageddon...
by seagrass
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:21:51 AM
Bay apologists
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:22:19 AM
Don't defend Harry
by Kloipy
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:22:32 AM
Thanks for telling it like it is Harry
by zillabeast
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:22:33 AM
From now on . . .
by Nice Marmot
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:23:15 AM
"I'm Jazz bitch!" ?
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:25:02 AM
Samuel Fulmer
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:26:07 AM
BAH WEEP GRAH NAH WEEP NINNY BONG!!!
by blindedbythelies
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:26:33 AM
Im not apologigizing..or even giving Bay credit..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:26:39 AM
let's see if this stirs the pot..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:28:40 AM
I HATE MICHAEL BAY
by seagrass
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:29:30 AM
Transformers Sequel Greenlit???
by Samuel Fulmer
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:30:07 AM
I hear you Harry... you wanted Kong, but with robots
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:30:28 AM
I was bored
by Blanket-Man
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:30:52 AM
Gurz...seriously..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:30:57 AM
once again, LITTLE WHINY BITCHES
by seagrass
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:31:00 AM
When do we get a Robotech movie?
by Jakes Nel
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:31:11 AM
I'm in the "didn't like it" camp, too.
by a goonie
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:31:45 AM
GurzEon
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:31:51 AM
Bah Weep Gragnah Weep Ni Ni Bom
by ZeroCorpse
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:31:52 AM
Harry is right...
by stepfastwebnet
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:32:06 AM
Still sound crappy.
by Mooly
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:33:33 AM
just out of curiosity
by Lost Prophet
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:34:04 AM
But I thought
by Silverglade
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:34:22 AM
Problems??
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:37:01 AM
MODS: HitchCock'n'Balz & seagrass
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:39:31 AM
TF 2- Directed by GurzEon
by Frank Flynn
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:39:41 AM
Music complaints
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:40:17 AM
WOW!
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:40:35 AM
Harry, you pussy
by Your Moms Box
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:43:25 AM
Asking Michael Bay to keep it in his pants...
by Garbageman33
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:45:38 AM
or Dare to be stupid for that matter..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:46:13 AM
"This movie is aimed at morons like Mori...
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:47:25 AM
Gurz...seriously..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:50:24 AM
I was a hater..you retard..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:53:25 AM
Dear Michael Bay,
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:54:15 AM
What Harry really wants
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:54:31 AM
your just typing what i type aren't you..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:58:23 AM
Harry, you said it all
by cammywobs
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:58:26 AM
STAR WARS v. EMPIRE
by Yack Backer
Jul 3rd, 2007
10:59:49 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ, grow up guys.
by Shermdawg
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:00:44 AM
Wow
by sevenrivera
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:01:08 AM
You "fucking loved" HOSTEL PART II but not this???
by Mr_Incredible
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:01:37 AM
i love this blue/gray bullshit...
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:01:47 AM
HitchCock'n'Balz & GurzEon...
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:01:54 AM
Interficium nailed it.
by XXVIII
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:04:25 AM
Harry - You better REWORD that MISQUOTABLE last line!
by Squashua
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:08:28 AM
I usually agree with Mori
by PirateEmery
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:08:51 AM
spencey7
by Dkev00
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:09:06 AM
This would be a fair review, Harry . . .
by Zug
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:09:16 AM
Good Stuff
by cammywobs
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:10:29 AM
Well said Harry...
by singsingjohnny
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:12:46 AM
How did Moriarty's review and Harry's review
by CreasyBear
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:14:14 AM
No-Win Situation
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:15:26 AM
I think this review is fair.
by lionbiu
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:15:28 AM
Philvis
by spencey7
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:15:55 AM
I hated it.
by Barry Egan
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:16:07 AM
Yeah i see TF dvds hanging around while
by DigitalDong
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:17:10 AM
I disagree Harry....
by RevSick
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:17:13 AM
Interficium
by Lost Prophet
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:18:37 AM
Umm..Harry Iron Giant This Is Not!
by Darth Jackass
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:18:46 AM
Rickey Henderson...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:19:53 AM
Thank you, Harry.
by El Scorcho
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:19:59 AM
Thank God somebody's finally talking sense about this!
by westwood13
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:23:19 AM
Seriously Dude, Your Name is "HitchCock'n'Balz"
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:26:38 AM
Not the next masterwork of cinema, but come on...
by -=Shin=-
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:26:47 AM
isn't that the point of that conjunction
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:31:11 AM
You could not be more wrong
by Hellboy4Prez
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:34:35 AM
Great review Harry!
by Darth Thoth
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:35:57 AM
HitchCock'n'Balz
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:37:34 AM
I also feel God...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:38:06 AM
The de-evolution of the summer movie.
by Barry Egan
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:40:16 AM
Apparently, the working title for Iron Giant was...
by ScarranHalfBreed
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:40:55 AM
you got me ..knuckledragger...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:41:40 AM
Harry, couldn’t we edit this down to a better movie?
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:41:54 AM
Harry's a sellout! He likes everything! Oh, wait...
by Jared Syn
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:43:25 AM
this place is like shootin fish in a barrell..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:46:58 AM
You guys actually read Harry's reviews...
by Transmetropolitan
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:50:09 AM
I saw it last night with the
by Omar B
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:51:54 AM
Harry GO watch DIE HARD 4
by talkbackgeek
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:52:53 AM
You can hate Michael Bay and have a good time @ this...
by Transmetropolitan
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:55:10 AM
Thank you Harry...
by Lando Griffin
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:56:34 AM
Erm.. Harry...
by Pawprint
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:58:02 AM
Did Harry just forget the cartoon?
by MichaelCorleone
Jul 3rd, 2007
11:59:19 AM
We need THE ROCK 2
by Spandau Belly
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:00:55 PM
Thank you mister Corleone
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:02:09 PM
Dear Harry
by Thylacine
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:04:46 PM
new GIF animation = cool
by Motoko Kusanagi
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:09:20 PM
jweather
by Caped Revenger2
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:09:34 PM
Thank you Harry, this movie sucked ass
by sketch2099
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:09:55 PM
God bless you Harry
by benito
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:11:10 PM
I agree, this was a good review
by Trazadone
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:11:18 PM
Love it or Hate it
by mastes360
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:11:47 PM
this movie killed my love for film
by sketch2099
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:13:26 PM
I finally agree with Harry
by MetiphisLabs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:14:04 PM
WHY TALKBACKERS WILL NEVER DIRECT
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:17:56 PM
by the way...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:20:31 PM
Yeah what was that unnamed trailer??
by MetiphisLabs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:21:11 PM
You loved The Fountain and Hostel 2
by Honasty
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:23:37 PM
I've come to realize - Harry's LOST TOUCH
by aceattorney
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:27:57 PM
aceattorney
by MetiphisLabs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:29:45 PM
Interficium
by benito
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:30:51 PM
All I'm saying...
by cammywobs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:33:22 PM
The "Cloverfield" preview
by Tidmore
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:34:29 PM
Feh.
by UCFKevin
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:36:06 PM
WOW…Seriously…Are You Serious?
by pocobock
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:37:45 PM
Feh.
by UCFKevin
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:37:59 PM
Paging TODD... Iron Giant reference, paging TODD...
by Daddylonghead
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:39:35 PM
WELL I'LL BE GOT DAMNED!
by THE KNIGHT
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:41:21 PM
Michael Bay films are like strippers...
by Death Sticks
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:41:36 PM
WELL HE SEMI LIKED IT
by THE KNIGHT
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:42:28 PM
UCFKevin...
by Bone-In Foray
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:42:38 PM
The Fountain wasn't that complicated
by Spandau Belly
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:42:56 PM
Honasty...
by Bone-In Foray
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:45:55 PM
woof
by cammywobs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:47:03 PM
Just saw it.
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:48:14 PM
Dead on review Harry!
by jabbathegriffin
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:49:16 PM
I also liked the fountain
by cammywobs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:51:47 PM
Oh, and this movie is good, but it's not Star Wars or
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:52:00 PM
In all fairness
by fireclown
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:52:38 PM
Take what Harry says with a grain of salt...
by expert40
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:54:23 PM
I don't know, it seems like lately...
by Kid Z
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:55:18 PM
Amen, Harry. Color Me Disappointed.
by Bungion Boy
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:56:16 PM
im not gonna complain about movies anymore
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:56:44 PM
"a scattershot epic mess"
by Bob Dobbs
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:58:44 PM
Better reviews here
by LittleDudes
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:59:33 PM
Chill out.
by Hybrid16
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:00:02 PM
So basically it isn´t the movie HARRY created in his...
by Wilclas
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:02:11 PM
People are going love this movie!
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:02:54 PM
Spandau Belly
by Honasty
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:08:04 PM
"You can't have intelligent,
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:09:22 PM
It has to be said...
by HoboJuiceExplosion
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:10:50 PM
I WANNA HEAR...
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:12:01 PM
Come On Harry!!
by Duty
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:15:27 PM
Harry...
by Bone-In Foray
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:15:33 PM
I really hope they get someone else to direct the
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:18:45 PM
"We don’t stay with Shia."
by J-Dizzle
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:18:55 PM
one more thing HYBRID
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:19:33 PM
sarcasm
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:21:25 PM
Thanks for saying it Harry...
by Bones
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:22:01 PM
CellarDoor
by JasonRance
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:22:41 PM
Considering the original story was written by
by Borgnine JR
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:23:07 PM
Duty
by Duty
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:23:17 PM
Shit.
by Redbox
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:25:39 PM
This is all our faults!
by familyguy69
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:32:01 PM
Damn you Summer Blockbusters.
by Bone-In Foray
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:33:33 PM
TF COULD NEVER be Iron Giant
by DOGSOUP
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:36:16 PM
Borgnine JR
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:42:31 PM
Where's MiraJeff
by Kloipy
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:43:01 PM
I disagree a bit with Harry, I enjoyed the film, but...
by Kraken
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:45:29 PM
For the last time, Michael Bay didn't direct CON-AIR
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:47:12 PM
stupid role for the hot blonde...
by Judge Briggs
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:48:24 PM
too lazy to read all tb's but
by Basehead
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:51:39 PM
LOL Kraken...you just
by lionbiu
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:54:27 PM
Good review
by Right Bastard
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:57:46 PM
sokitome
by Hybrid16
Jul 3rd, 2007
01:58:53 PM
It's based on a cartoon...
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:00:08 PM
But in F42 the Thing says...
by Kid Z
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:00:45 PM
*SIGH* Here it goes
by scorpio1979
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:00:49 PM
Con Air always creeps in
by familyguy69
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:01:49 PM
why rant? If people did not
by lionbiu
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:06:28 PM
30+ reivews of positivity and of course Harry has to...
by JunoFallon
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:07:15 PM
Although I like story with my popcorn movies,
by TVguy4566
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:08:24 PM
scorpio1979
by BetaRayBill07
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:10:21 PM
TF was just a cartoon...
by familyguy69
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:11:07 PM
Sorry, but loved it
by angelopoulos
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:11:59 PM
hybrid
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:15:00 PM
Review?
by Mad-Maximus
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:18:16 PM
More Than Meets Your Mom
by CyberVishnu
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:18:57 PM
LIONBIU
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:22:37 PM
Haven't seen PUSSY ON OPTIMUS yet...
by PUSSY ON OPTIMUS
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:23:24 PM
Honasty
by Spandau Belly
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:26:07 PM
What gets me...
by TheAllSeeingEye
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:32:24 PM
Trailer for new movie
by ZIGGEE36
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:34:19 PM
So let me get this straight
by Mayhem5185
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:38:07 PM
My greatest AICN enemy becomes my greatest ally
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:44:16 PM
"I'm Jazz, Bitch"
by foxpuppy
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:44:30 PM
familyguy69
by scorpio1979
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:46:03 PM
Hey spencey7 and GurzEon
by Mayhem5185
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:46:32 PM
Not only that but the review is spot fucking on!
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:48:00 PM
IS IT JUST ME?
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:48:23 PM
I did have one weird feeling about it ...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:53:50 PM
BULLFUCKINGSHIT
by kgerm
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:54:01 PM
I did have one weird feeling about it ...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:54:02 PM
fuckin doubles
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:55:26 PM
GurzEon, and the other haters
by Hellboy4Prez
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:56:26 PM
sokitome
by Hybrid16
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:57:00 PM
If you think American Cinema is Dead...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:58:32 PM
Dear God! Harry's 'meh' about TINO!
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 3rd, 2007
02:59:58 PM
BUMBLEBEE PEED ON MY CHILDHOOD
by MC Vamp
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:01:11 PM
American Cinema is Dead
by antonphd
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:01:16 PM
I guess I really am retarded...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:03:24 PM
TINO...
by MC Vamp
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:06:42 PM
hahahahahah
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:08:24 PM
??
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:10:46 PM
sorry
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:11:39 PM
I want a film that can be abbreviated to L.A.T.
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:12:05 PM
By the way GurzEon
by Hellboy4Prez
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:12:34 PM
Armageddon > Transformers
by tailhook
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:13:19 PM
still trying to figure out the..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:15:50 PM
Well shit
by Volstaff
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:16:41 PM
nice Hellboy..real nice...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:18:04 PM
I agree with this review
by Drathan
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:18:09 PM
Here's an example of someone in the Comic Book Guy camp
by scorpio1979
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:18:16 PM
It seems you wanted to hate this movie just to hate it.
by Angelus_420
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:22:05 PM
TINO = Transformers In Name Only
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:23:56 PM
VIDEO GAME
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:24:15 PM
thank Christ!
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:26:17 PM
Die hard had MAI favorite line so far this summer
by LeviDTinker
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:26:56 PM
Its a rubbish movie...........
by Cleyu
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:27:16 PM
sokitome
by LeviDTinker
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:28:17 PM
Godzilla was shit ..
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:28:42 PM
FINO = Fans In Name Only
by tailhook
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:29:18 PM
speaking of shit...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:29:55 PM
Its Masters of the Universe with better FX,,,,,,
by Cleyu
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:35:59 PM
Drathan
by antonphd
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:36:55 PM
Beg to differ...
by Malshadow
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:37:34 PM
HARRY: It could never be a classic film
by BRUTICUS
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:43:07 PM
Oh Shut The Fuck Up Harry....
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:46:22 PM
Its a rubbish movie...........
by Cleyu
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:47:06 PM
quick ludicrous comments-
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:47:58 PM
MetiphisLabs comparing this film to D&D?
by aceattorney
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:48:44 PM
hey malshadow
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:48:59 PM
GO SEE TRANSFORMERS NOW!!
by Eh Nam1313
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:49:00 PM
Harry, TRANSFORMERS never really blew me away
by Immortal_Fish
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:49:04 PM
Angelus_420 Is EXACTLY RIGHT
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:54:08 PM
The main problem with your reviews, Harry:
by ScamsAndFlams
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:54:09 PM
Scenes are great. I love visuals!
by pigsinspace
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:56:05 PM
Right on, Harry
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:57:06 PM
Majority of moviegoers want human characters...
by jojo-pimp
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:59:35 PM
Immortal_Fish
by scorpio1979
Jul 3rd, 2007
03:59:37 PM
Harry, bottom line...
by Immortal_Fish
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:00:03 PM
cant believe people exsist that didnt love this movie!
by Shazamike
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:01:46 PM
seriously
by hank quinlan
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:01:51 PM
GREAT BUT FLAWED
by TiNSeLToWN TeRRoR
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:03:45 PM
one more thing
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:04:45 PM
"People need human characters to relate to"
by ScamsAndFlams
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:05:02 PM
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:05:07 PM
Source Material?
by Philvis
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:06:56 PM
still baffled...
by Shazamike
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:07:41 PM
scorpio1979
by Immortal_Fish
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:08:20 PM
After being on the defensive all day yesterday.....
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:10:31 PM
I don't understand why people like the visuals
by mrdinky
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:11:05 PM
I never thought I would have this much fun...
by Mosquito March
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:14:52 PM
How can anyone slag Harry after that perfect review?
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:16:27 PM
Immortal_Fish
by scorpio1979
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:19:24 PM
RE: Source Material? by Philvis
by JusticeSabre
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:23:18 PM
JJ ABRAMS Trailer
by nam0krut
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:25:18 PM
Harry you fat tubb..
by Redfive!
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:26:51 PM
question for detractors
by waggy
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:30:27 PM
The Rock part 2?
by Kamala
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:31:11 PM
"MICHAEL" and "SHIA"
by CopOnTheEdge
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:33:19 PM
Don't read the review by the aspirin lady...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:34:38 PM
SCAMSANDFLAMS OWNED HARRY IN THIS TALKBACK
by Interficium
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:34:53 PM
But I must know...
by skimn
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:36:07 PM
sokitome
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:36:11 PM
Scams and Flams...
by HitchCock'n'Balz
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:36:51 PM
JaySmack
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:39:17 PM
I WILL SAY IT WAS BETTER THAN SPIDERMAN3
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:39:39 PM
Too much moving shit
by Lord_Soth
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:39:48 PM
Transformers was an abortion!!!
by ninpobugei
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:39:50 PM
Harry's nephew...
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:43:30 PM
ninpobugei
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:46:08 PM
Not faithful to the source material?
by MC Vamp
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:46:32 PM
Kids have no attention span these days Harry
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:47:26 PM
fuckmichaelbay
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:49:23 PM
JaySmack
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:49:26 PM
Harry thanks for the honest review
by Spacesheik
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:51:25 PM
Why not
by Fatty Magee
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:51:48 PM
I don't understand why people would think
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:52:18 PM
MC Vamp you are right
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:53:07 PM
MC Vamp
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:53:23 PM
Needed more Optimus and
by Wed Vid Guy
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:53:57 PM
on that note
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:57:13 PM
slappy jones and MC VAMP
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:58:58 PM
Harry is a fat estrogen bag...
by bobbychez76
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:59:20 PM
you sould open minded fuckmichaelbay
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:59:22 PM
wed vid guy
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
04:59:38 PM
RE: ScamsAndFlams
by jojo-pimp
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:01:20 PM
bobbychez76
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:03:45 PM
I enjoy
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:04:07 PM
a true transformers fan!!!!
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:07:02 PM
well...
by HEADGEEK
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:07:17 PM
angry typer? no just shit....
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:10:08 PM
HOLY FUCK THE WORD IS JAYSMACK!
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:10:33 PM
Harry - does he call everyone who
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:11:01 PM
Ok so I said I would be honest after I saw it.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:12:43 PM
so
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:13:51 PM
Iron Giant, T2 and E.T - A boy and his super friend...
by Quarantine
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:15:13 PM
Even though Shia annoys me, I liked his stuff in this.
by Mike_D
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:18:46 PM
PjDon
by RevSick
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:21:27 PM
pjdon WTF Are You Talking About?
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:21:58 PM
Ok i don't think the fans are bitching about plot and
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:25:36 PM
LeBeouf did have some good moments.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:25:40 PM
Slaappy Jones You're Not a TF Fan, so what do you care
by JaySmack
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:25:54 PM
Yup I am in agree with you sokitome
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:27:24 PM
shia very greasy
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:28:44 PM
There's really no where else for them to go but mostly
by RevSick
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:28:46 PM
weird but it's alot like batman begins
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:30:25 PM
Stop acting like he fucking defaced the bible...
by Angry Mean Panda
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:31:47 PM
Coming in TF-2....
by Wed Vid Guy
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:33:54 PM
AAARRGGHHH!!!!
by rev_skarekroe
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:34:48 PM
"SPIDER-MAN 3 KICKED ASS..."
by Charlie Murphy
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:36:32 PM
Optimus Prime needs more offensive capabilities.
by warp11
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:37:33 PM
harry is wrong with saying Spiderman 3 was better.
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:38:17 PM
Robo Bukake Boogey raped my childhood
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:39:59 PM
Great movie...
by cooterbrown
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:41:48 PM
Robo Bukake
by Wed Vid Guy
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:44:13 PM
What the hell is TINO?
by Spastic Retard
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:47:53 PM
SICK OF IT
by sokitome
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:51:21 PM
TINO is "Transformers in Name Only" =TINO
by AllPowerfulWizardOfOz
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:53:08 PM
Ready to blast this site
by loswr86
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:54:51 PM
JaySmack - you clearly don't have a clue
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:55:12 PM
Harry can you hear me?
by Admiral Kirk
Jul 3rd, 2007
05:55:36 PM
Would that make Die Hard 4 "DINO"?
by Spastic Retard
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:03:42 PM
As Expected
by The Dread Pirate MgWach
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:06:13 PM
Harry
by loswr86
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:07:22 PM
better than the sum of its parts
by davidlyons
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:08:47 PM
The Dread Pirate MgWach
by loswr86
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:09:49 PM
Harry, that phone call from Bay was no coincidence!
by TheManWithTooManyNames
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:10:22 PM
loswr86
by The Dread Pirate MgWach
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:11:07 PM
In Lincoln NE
by loswr86
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:13:33 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE U TALKING ABOUT HARRY
by kelsodenn
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:16:32 PM
Transformers RULE, MICHAEL BAY SUCKS!
by BRUTICUS
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:28:44 PM
if you liked this movie you belong in idiocracy
by sketch2099
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:46:37 PM
It's painfully obvious while watching the film ...
by Runs with a Gut
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:49:10 PM
everytime i think about this movie it pisses me off
by sketch2099
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:58:51 PM
I totally agree, Harry.
by Anti-fanboy
Jul 3rd, 2007
06:59:27 PM
Glad Harry didn't write this movie
by MattmanReturns
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:17:41 PM
what the fuck is cloverfield?????
by nate26322000
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:20:34 PM
because the original cartoon is so deep huh jaysmack
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:22:55 PM
Harry turned off his geekness
by wadi77
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:23:23 PM
For fuck's sake...
by AidanJames
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:24:43 PM
there you go fuckmichaelbay..i said VD
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:27:53 PM
there you go fuckmichaelbay..i said VD
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:27:57 PM
If this is cheese, may I be a chip, Harry
by angelopoulos
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:31:09 PM
I read some of the TF
by Wed Vid Guy
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:31:35 PM
Just got back from this
by Turd Furgeson
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:37:16 PM
I am Batman - I was the one who
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:38:46 PM
Micheal Bay was made to make this movie!!!
by go4thegusto
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:53:03 PM
Michael Bay is Satan
by JamieCOTC95
Jul 3rd, 2007
07:57:22 PM
Your idea isnt that much better, Harry
by Alpha Trion
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:08:56 PM
Jesus...
by TheYellowBoy
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:25:36 PM
I don't like showers I like golden drinking fountains
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:25:37 PM
Exactly Flip
by Bartleby T. Scrivener
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:28:37 PM
I've been saying it for months
by Vadakin
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:29:21 PM
its a kids film...
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:29:59 PM
It was ok, but it was'nt as exciting & riveting as..
by glodene
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:36:24 PM
Problem with Bay's films: too MUCH story
by Doctor_Sin
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:40:22 PM
Transformers Question: Did the spark fix frenzy?
by warp11
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:44:38 PM
Transformers Question: Spark create only decepticons?
by warp11
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:46:05 PM
Harry: Lay off the weed
by Logan_1973
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:47:47 PM
Transformers Question:How did the spark kill megatron?
by warp11
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:48:00 PM
Transformers Question:Why couldn't the spark fix jazz?
by warp11
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:49:37 PM
BEST REVIEW YET...KEEP IT UP HARRY!!!
by theblueroom
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:50:32 PM
if this film took itself seriously
by slappy jones
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:50:35 PM
This movie frickin ROCKED! harry is just weird..
by jojo-pimp
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:50:53 PM
T2 as model
by lavaboat
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:51:38 PM
what's crackin bitches. bahaha.
by nate26322000
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:55:37 PM
STARSCREAM CUNCE
by messi
Jul 3rd, 2007
08:59:58 PM
BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!
by jojo-pimp
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:06:45 PM
Harry is a movie critic now, not a movie geek anymor..
by wadi77
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:13:06 PM
gurzeon must understand
by nate26322000
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:15:51 PM
Harry lecturing on writing...
by half vader
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:17:00 PM
I liked it.
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:23:02 PM
wow
by woodyva
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:29:42 PM
Soundwave will transform into a iPhone.
by Yoda's Ball Sack
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:31:04 PM
Well, to be fair, Harry didn't like the first Pirates
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:34:40 PM
No one talking about JJ Abrams Parasite Teaser?
by Orionsangels
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:40:00 PM
The movie literally wore your eyes out?
by Ingeld
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:40:45 PM
Nobody cares what you wanted Harry!
by Orionsangels
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:41:58 PM
Who didn't cry when the Autobots first assemble?
by Orionsangels
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:46:41 PM
GurzEon
by Alpha Trion
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:49:37 PM
God, I hate to defend Micahel Bay....
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:49:44 PM
I was a transformer last night.
by mrfan
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:51:06 PM
Micahel Bay's List of Masterpieces....
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:52:04 PM
Micahel Bay's List of Good Movies...
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:52:54 PM
Micahel Bay's List of SHIT Movies...
by lost.rules
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:53:44 PM
The real fireworks.
by stvnhthr
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:56:39 PM
Trailers
by Pastehead
Jul 3rd, 2007
09:59:19 PM