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Moriarty Makes First Contact With TRANSFORMERS! The Movie, The Comics, The Books & More!

Hey, everyone. "Moriarty" here.

We can dispense with the clever tapdancing up front, all the hyperbole, and just cut right to it: TRANSFORMERS is a fun, slick summer movie. It’s very entertaining, and it might as well say “Starring ILM As The Coolest Goddamn Robots You Ever Saw” in the opening credits, because that’s what is going to make the film whatever size hit it is.

It’s good. And that’s not saying “there are good parts in it,” either. I think as a movie, it knows exactly what it’s doing, it does it well, and it manages to avoid the mistakes that a lot of similar recent movies have made. This is not INDEPENDENCE DAY. This is not GODZILLA. I think this movie can only be a good thing for the world of TRANSFORMERS. I think this movie makes it a much larger cultural icon than it’s ever been before. This is not a toy commercial... and don’t get me wrong... it’s not a film, either. It’s a movie. A really, really fun movie.

And, look, no one’s more surprised at me saying any of this than I am. The last time I saw Michael Bay, it was at an event that Dreamworks threw for THE ISLAND. They showed a chunk of the film and then had a reception afterwards, and I was standing with Mr. Beaks and some other people when Bay walked up to us. “Hey, guys, what’d you think?” he asked, and then he saw me. “Not you. I know you hate me.”

That’s not true, but I’ll agree that I don’t like most of Bay’s work. I think THE ROCK is unmercifully stupid, with a script flaw that ruined it for me even before the incomprehensible action did. ARMAGEDDON is just plain lousy, and represents the nadir of Bay’s quick-cut style. PEARL HARBOR reduced a real tragedy to a “cooooool” video-game cut scene, and the disrespect rubbed me the wrong way on every level. When I first met Bay, he had every reason to think I disliked him personally, based on how strident I was in writing about his films.

But then something strange happened. BAD BOYS II came out, and I had an unapologetically good time watching it. It’s amoral, grotesque, and excessive, but that’s exactly what it’s trying to be. It made me think of GRAND THEFT AUTO as I watched it, and the action in the film is so insane, so completely cock rock, that I found myself finally enjoying Bay’s work.

I think THE ISLAND was a misfire, but not a complete one. There’s stuff in the film that I liked. I don’t think all the pieces work together completely, but it’s a mild disappointment, not an abomination like some of his earlier movies. It seemed to me that Bay was actually honing the style he created, and not just repeating himself over and over. With this film, I walked in with less baggage than many of our talkbackers if only because I’m not a fan of the ‘80s cartoon that is the source material, and I wasn’t judging the film as an adaptation.

And before you start calling me a hypocrite, I’m not. I may comment on choices people make in adapting material, but I believe that a film either works as a film, or it does not. I don’t base my reactions completely on whether someone is faithful to the source or not. I think there are things that will always change going from one version of something to another, and all you can hope is that the end result will work for an audience. In many cases, the new version of something is aimed at people who never saw the original, and the people who end up being the most upset about something are those who were hardcore fans the first time around.

I’m fairly sure that’s going to be the case here, too. TRANSFORMERS is going to play really well to most audiences, and I expect there will be many people who suddenly find themselves excited about the franchise, ready to see another one. I also think that the one group of people who will be least satisfied will be the hardcore ‘80s fanboys. And I’m not bagging them for the way they’ll feel, either. It’s just that this is not that cartoon. They are totally different, with different characterizations, different dramatic arcs, different mythology at play.

And I want to understand the POV of the average TRANSFORMERS fan. Over the last month or so, I’ve been sent various peripheral TRANSFORMERS tie-ins, like IDW’s prequel comic and their official adaptation, as well as the two novels by Alan Dean Foster, GHOSTS OF YESTERDAY and the official novelization. I also co-hosted a screening of the 1986 feature cartoon at Cine-Space in Hollywood, where the crowd obviously had a deep connection to what they were watching.

I’ll be honest with you... I thought TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE was a giant piece of shit. As a film, completely independent of whether I’m a fan of the property or not. I think it’s incomprehensible. I think it’s noisy and stupid and doesn’t make a lick of sense. I watched it on DVD and at that screening, and I’m fairly sure that only nostalgia makes that film bearable for anyone over the age of 10. The animation is ugly, the “characters” are nonexistent, and the impact of any deaths in that film could have only been felt by someone already thoroughly immersed in that particular fantasy world.

But what I see over and over from fans is an explanation of the dynamics that were important to them. Key friendships among the Autobots or rivalries within the Decepticons. Starscream’s constant desire to ursurp Megatron. Optimus Prime as an ethical role model. These things were obviously key to the connection that fans had to the TV series, and those are the things they want most when they see anything new featuring those characters.

My advice for the truly hardcore, the ones who aren’t going to be satisfied by the fireworks of Bay’s film, is to track down Alan Dean Foster’s prequel novel. GHOSTS OF YESTERDAY sets up the mythology of the movie with certain details, but it spends a lot more time with both the Autobots and the Decepticons, and all those dynamics the fans say they want... well, Foster gets them right. All the stuff between Starscream and Blackout is particularly good, and the way Optimus Prime handles his first exposure to humans explains a lot about who he is. The Ark is used in the novel, as is the Nemesis. The centerpiece of the book is a massive space battle between all of the Autobots and Decepticons, one in which their personalities play a major role. Foster’s said that he didn’t know the characters at all until he started working on these two books, but he seems to have captured the essence of what’s made the characters so popular with the fans in a way that I would highly recommend you check out if you’re feeling like the film’s not going to do it for you.

The IDW comics are less satisfying overall. Their prequel comic basically just explains things that the film explains without really adding anything, and their adaptation suffers from the same problem most comic adaptations face... they can’t begin to duplicate the visceral impact of the film itself.

So like I said... I’ve tried to understand the rabid fandom, and even though I think there were some interesting notions in some of what I read or watched, nothing grabbed me. So when I walked into the film last Thursday at the Paramount, I had pretty much no expectations one way or another. All I wanted was something good.

And, no, I’m not a proponent of “turn your brain off and you’ll enjoy it” as a way of approaching films. Never have been. I don’t believe in that at all. I don’t have guilty pleasures. I don’t think films are “so bad they’re good.” When I recommend a film, it’s because I genuinely think it delivers on its promise, and in the case of TRANSFORMERS, I think Michael Bay has finally found a perfect fit for his sensibilities. He’s made his most entertaining film, aided in large part by his cast, and I’m confident that audiences are going to go back to this one several times, all summer long, because they’re going to need to see it more than once to fully absorb.

It’s not the greatest action movie of all time, but it’s certainly the best sci-fi action movie in a while. It’s outrageous, but it has a real sense of wonder, one of the things that’s missing from so much of the big CGI lightshows released these days. I may be impressed by FX work in many films, but not many people feel comfortable slowing things down for that moment of “Holy shit” awe anymore. It’s one of the tricks to getting this sort of thing right, and so is tone. TRANSFORMERS plays rough, but it keeps things just light enough. I think if they err, they err on the side of comedy, but enough of the movie is genuinely funny that I can appreciate the choice. The closest experience I can compare this to is JURASSIC PARK. I remember the first time I saw that, in the Alfred Hitchcock Theater on the Universal lot, with a theater made up entirely of tour guides. It was still a few weeks away from release, and all of us had been on the lot during the production of the film. We didn’t know what to expect. We’d snuck onto soundstages and seen the dinosaurs, but seeing the Winston creatures live and then seeing the way they blended with the ILM work in the film were two very different experiences. I didn’t think much of the movie as a whole, but that 30 minutes or so in the middle... the T-Rex attack sequence... was such an amazing experience, so physical, that the temperature in the theater actually went up as the sequence played out.

And I went back several times that summer to see it again with new crowds, and every time, the same thing happened. People were pinned to their seats to such a degree that the rest of the film didn’t matter. While I don’t think there’s any one sequence in TRANSFORMERS that quite reaches the visceral power of the T-Rex sequence, I think the film as a whole works better than JURASSIC PARK did. For one thing, the robots are in a lot of the movie, and they inhabit a physical space as well as Davy Jones or Gollum did, completely real. You stop thinking of them as effects and start thinking of them as characters, and that’s the film’s biggest victory. They may not be the exact same characters some of you grew up with, and that may make it impossible for you to enjoy the film, but they are definitely characters. Optimus Prime and Bumblebee are the ones who get the most screentime, the most definition, and Shia LaBeouf has to interact with them for the majority of the running time. He definitely deserves whatever rewards Spielberg wants to heap on him, because he makes you believe that he’s interacting with living creatures. In JURASSIC PARK, it was Jeff Goldblum who carried that burden the most, and he’s the one who made it possible for the audience to believe what they were watching. Here, LaBeouf and Megan Fox are the ones who spend the whole film interacting with the robots, with the rest of the cast sort of dropping in and out from scene to scene. And, yes, Megan Fox is an unreasonably hot li’l thang, but I think she’s also got a genuine charm that makes her approachable. I’d like to see what she can do in a film that’s not just about running and baring her midriff. Still, she seems like she’s in on the joke, and that makes all the difference.

In fact, I think that sums up what makes this film work for me in a way that Bay’s other films don’t: he finally feels like he’s in on the joke. He seems like he’s loosened up here, like the signatures of his style are more for fun here than they are because he takes them seriously. There’s a moment midway through the movie, when the various Transformers are all crashing to Earth in response to Bumblebee’s signal, and a couple of kids go running towards one of the crash sites. One of them turns to the other and, huge smile on his face, yells, “Oh, man, this is, like... a hundred times cooler than ARMAGEDDON!”

And, y’know what? It is. It’s cooler, it’s bigger, and it’s fun in a way that his earlier films aren’t. There are a lot of people who show up in this film, characters who may only show up for a scene or two, and not all of them work. The uber-hot Rachael Taylor is flat-out awful as a computer genius who figures out an important part of the film’s exposition. Jon Voight’s performance is a dud, and part of that is the role itself. Making the Secretary of Defense into the action hero of the film might work at another point in time, but all I could think as I watched was how ludicrous it would be if Donald Rumsfeld were thrust into these circumstances. And considering Dubya makes a semi-cameo in the film, that’s not a huge stretch on my part. But having said that, those performances or those choices don’t derail the film for me. And it’s not a case of forgiving them, either. It’s just that there are so many other performances and choices that do work. Kevin Dunn and Julie White play the parents of Sam (LaBeouf), and they come up with gold pretty much every time the film relies on them as comic relief, White in particular. John Turturro takes a fairly standard role as “the government agent” and invests it with a sort of quiet lunacy. Even Bernie Mac and Anthony Anderson take stock comic relief roles on the page and invest them with just the right energy to make them play. Josh Duhamel and Tyrese don’t have much “acting” to do, but they’re credible in the action scenes, and they help ground it in a recognizable reality.

One of the things that Bay brings to the table is his relationship with the US military. They don’t just hand out access to the Pentagon or offer up state-of-the-art hardware to any filmmaker who asks, but with Bay, they know he’ll shoot it like porn, making every machine sexy. The way he features the gear in this movie (including the Transformers themselves), it’s like watching TOP GUN if Tom Cruise played the jet. He knows exactly what he’s doing here, and I’m puzzled by anyone who criticizes the big set pieces in this one. I’ve certainly complained about his cutting style before, but I think he’s listened to that criticism, and this time out, there’s a sense of geography and clarity that seems brand new. Just take that first scene as an example, where Blackout lands on the military base in Qatar, transforms from a helicopter to a giant fucking robot, and then starts marching around kicking unholy ass while looking for the base’s server.

The scene’s got everything it should have: a sense of scale, of danger, and he’s careful to make sure that it builds. It’s not just “Bayhem,” as one of the reader reviews the other day said. Instead, there’s a purpose to the sequence, and it’s not just excess for the sake of it. Bay takes his time in this film, building to the real full-scale stuff that makes up act three, and that also seems new. He doesn’t just throw in stunts for no purpose. He actually constructs his gags with some genuine visual wit. I’m not sure what happened... maybe Spielberg had some influence on him, or maybe it was the material, or maybe he’s just built up enough experience as a filmmaker that he’s starting to see his films as full-length narratives instead of just a collection of thirty-second moments. Here, he finally feels like he’s not making a commercial.

I wish the script by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman were a little more focused and quick-witted. The MacGuffin they use (a pair of glasses with some sort of technical plans etched onto the lenses) is sort of retarded, but again... the film almost seems to be aware of it. It’s hard not to laugh out loud when Sam incredulously asks Optimus Prime how they found him and this intergalactic warrior answers, as seriously as he can, “eBay.” They gloss over the most improbable moments, and they keep things moving at all times. If this was just a little smarter, a little less based on coincidence and convenience, this would be on par with some of the best work of action cinema. As it is, it’s like the best fast food meal you’ve ever eaten, genuinely tasty and filling even if it’s not quite nutritious. I know I’ll be seeing it at least one more time theatrically, probably so I can take my wife back to see it, and I’m looking forward to seeing if they fulfill the promise of the film’s final few images. For now, consider me finally converted. I can honestly say that, for the first time, I dig TRANSFORMERS. This version’s convinced me, and if it manages to alienate the fans who have been waiting for this since childhood, that’s a shame. But I think there will be plenty of new fans who replace them, and I think I’m one of them.



Drew McWeeny, Los Angeles

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Here we go...
by Pawprint
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:02:02 AM
Well Now....
by Pawprint
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:08:00 AM
THIRD!!!
by Pawprint
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:08:30 AM
TF:The Movie is shit yet TINO isn't?
by photoboy
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:09:31 AM
"The Rock" script flaw?
by iamthomas
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:10:33 AM
Happily, IAmThomas...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:12:56 AM
good review
by GarySparkle
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:13:53 AM
Photoboy...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:14:39 AM
Exactly.
by Zappary
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:15:53 AM
An interesting, thoughtful review..
by UltraMeerkat
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:16:30 AM
Still won't be as good as Simon Furman's Marvel Comics
by darthflagg
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:17:34 AM
FINALLYA SUMMER FILM WHERE U DONT WALF OUT DISAPPOINTED
by ARKHAM-MADNESS
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:19:23 AM
DarthFlagg...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:20:02 AM
Ah... the old "Sell-out" argument...
by Pawprint
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:22:20 AM
Michael Bay on The Criterion Collection
by iamthomas
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:22:27 AM
Mori...(re: geography)
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:24:24 AM
You've got the touch!
by Zappary
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:25:12 AM
Ebert gave it three stars.
by Nordling
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:26:05 AM
twice
by darwinwins
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:27:03 AM
That was a good review.
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:27:34 AM
OPTIMUS PRIME BEATS THE HELL OUT OF EMO SPIDERMAN
by ARKHAM-MADNESS
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:30:00 AM
Pwned...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:30:01 AM
BAYHEM!!!!
by Romoehlio
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:31:23 AM
RE: "The Rock" script flaw
by iamthomas
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:32:31 AM
Yuck...
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:32:43 AM
If He Can...
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:38:28 AM
Bruckheimer
by ARKHAM-MADNESS
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:39:00 AM
Tubbs, "2 feet" maybe it was a camera trick like in ET
by Mace Tofu
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:40:08 AM
Reviews all round are surprisingly positive
by Franklin T Marmoset
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:41:15 AM
Sequel
by ARKHAM-MADNESS
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:43:52 AM
Nice review, mate
by Col. Tigh-Fighter
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:51:52 AM
MCMLXXVI?
by Boba Fat
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:52:36 AM
Let the greatest TB ever begin!!
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:54:34 AM
Empire blows. If they liked it I can guarantee I wont
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:57:00 AM
“a hundred times cooler than ARMAGEDDON!”
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:00:19 AM
Not At All, LostProphet
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:01:51 AM
Prequel Novel
by vampirepacman
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:03:22 AM
I know. I was saying you've hated it for ages
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:05:32 AM
LP, my brother from across the pond!
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:08:31 AM
Yeah, that was a good review.
by Discosis
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:09:30 AM
VampirePacMan
by TheRealMoriarty
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:10:21 AM
MAN KATZ®, a competing film has been greenlit
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:11:54 AM
"in on the joke" summed it up well, great review
by couP
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:14:34 AM
I did read your review
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:16:26 AM
Spidey 3 was crap
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:17:35 AM
LostProphet
by Discosis
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:19:26 AM
Upping the action for a Sequel
by vampirepacman
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:20:42 AM
And don't forget the forthcoming TOMCATS ON THE SIDE
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:22:19 AM
Finally...
by Daniel_Ackbar
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:30:15 AM
Moriarty
by Vicenzo
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:32:04 AM
Sorry you already explained it.
by Vicenzo
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:34:11 AM
give JLA to Bay, sounds like he's ready
by pipergates
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:34:57 AM
Moriarty, thanks for the review
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:37:31 AM
Mace Tofu
by Tubbs Tattsyrup
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:39:05 AM
the worrying thing about these MAN CATS spinoffs
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:42:55 AM
I hate Bay's films as well
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:48:36 AM
I still think you're overreacting
by Vicenzo
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:51:38 AM
Just preaching to the choir
by Omar B
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:58:12 AM
might do that.
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:13:31 AM
Josh Duhamel and Tyrese for GI JOE!
by Demode
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:13:34 AM
T2? The Matrix? STAR WARS?!!!!!
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:16:24 AM
"This is 100 times better than Armageddon."
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:21:12 AM
"This is 100 times better than eating shit from a can."
by kikuchiyoboy
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:25:28 AM
Damn you Michael Bay
by MCMLXXVI
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:29:38 AM
Roger Ebert gave it Three Stars
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:32:45 AM
Good review, but then Mori has to go and...
by dead youngling
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:48:33 AM
dammit i have to wait weeks for this
by Mr_X
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:54:57 AM
Yeah, the 86 movie depends on whether you watched the
by chrth
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:55:02 AM
Transformers just got 4 * out of 4 in the local paper
by The Decider
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:02:44 AM
*** Buy your tickets early! This flick will open HUGE.
by JDanielP
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:03:50 AM
MCMLXXVI is gonna have an Anton Ego moment.
by kikuchiyoboy
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:04:41 AM
Glasgow gets bombed yet no Orange Homeland Security
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:07:57 AM
Just got my tickets for the 8
by kikuchiyoboy
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:09:18 AM
"My review will up later today" (translation)
by ShallowGrave
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:10:17 AM
Peter Jackson for JLA. Michael Bay not a bad "plan B".
by JDanielP
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:12:51 AM
Ebert said he would've given it Four Stars
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:14:25 AM
no one was paid off...
by Reynard Muldrake
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:18:46 AM
Actually, Bay would be great for JLA
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:19:09 AM
Joel Siegel died?
by PwnedByStallone
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:23:03 AM
Optimus (Major Spoiler Alert)
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:26:54 AM
JaySmack
by JaySmack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:32:29 AM
One RT review wrote, "Better than Sex." to describe it
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:32:44 AM
To the Brits: Your Homeland Secretary Jacqui Smith
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:34:12 AM
Zombie ... it's at 70% Fresh, not 99%
by BringingSexyBack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:35:45 AM
she's also corrupt, useless and pig ugly
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:37:25 AM
basically, the point is is that
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:39:26 AM
Is it true
by Leopold Scotch
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:39:50 AM
Good Honest Review
by ck37
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:40:46 AM
I'm predicting 3,000 posts for this TB
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:43:00 AM
Moriarty, why don't you like Jurassic Park?
by DanDelion
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:50:21 AM
"If this was just a little
by JaySmack
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:51:00 AM
Trancefarmers: The Movie - for Mori
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:53:51 AM
Mori...
by dead000
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:58:04 AM
Yeah, if Bay was given just 20 mil more
by kikuchiyoboy
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:58:59 AM
You hated the 86 movie
by GurzEon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:00:39 AM
I am by no means...
by DocPazuzu
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:01:11 AM
shiza
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:02:00 AM
Doc P
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:06:40 AM
The 86 movie was...
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:10:54 AM
Lost Prophet: "just not a
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:12:34 AM
I think either Messi or Yack did
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:13:25 AM
Moriarty. I said "Bayhem"
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:17:51 AM
Lost Prophet
by BendersShinyAss
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:17:52 AM
This reminds me of the scene from Clerks 2
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:18:21 AM
Fair Enough
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:19:33 AM
not to mention Jazz does the same thing to brawl
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:20:25 AM
Mori was oh so right...
by blindedbythelies
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:22:55 AM
It's funny...
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:27:16 AM
BendersShinyAss blocky wouldn't work?
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:27:28 AM
I'm sick of this (SeanPerna)
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:29:22 AM
ZombieSolutions
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:32:37 AM
Lost Prophet
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:36:13 AM
What's wrong with this review...
by Vadakin
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:36:19 AM
Moriarty the animated movie
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:36:25 AM
had too much coffee Zombie?
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:36:33 AM
TINO indeed Vadakin
by GurzEon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:40:16 AM
"in on the joke"??
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:44:05 AM
Sean
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:44:13 AM
Hotdamn, it might be good!!!
by Cameron1
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:47:26 AM
psyched to see this
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:49:06 AM
ZombieSolutions
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:50:19 AM
lost prophet
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:51:38 AM
Mori
by brassai2003
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:53:15 AM
I know messi
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:53:29 AM
TOO SOON!!
by Pageiv
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:58:34 AM
The script
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:01:34 AM
Jurassic Park
by PirateEmery
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:03:53 AM
evidence = I meant early
by SeanPerna
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:04:52 AM
Jurassic Park blew
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:09:22 AM
No one calls Soundwave un-chrasa-matic!
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:10:52 AM
Lost Prophet
by PirateEmery
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:12:53 AM
In fact!
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:13:12 AM
cheers. I didn't say it sucked though
by Lost Prophet
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:14:02 AM
Wreck-Gar
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:16:08 AM
PirateEmery--I agree
by dead youngling
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:18:06 AM
TF: THE MOVIE HATERS ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:21:09 AM
I'd love to see a movie that makes me feel something
by Lour Reed luvs Frank Zappa
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:35:37 AM
The mood music for Unicron ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:35:50 AM
It was nice of the Autobots to give the Dinobots a job
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:37:53 AM
ARISE RODIMUS PRIME!!!
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:38:33 AM
Transformers 2 = Dinobots and DEVASTATOR!!!!
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:41:05 AM
ZombieSolutions.
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:44:50 AM
The only hurdle to that idea ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:47:22 AM
Golden Retriever with an Ice Cream Cone?
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:50:18 AM
Bad Boys 2 is EASILY Bay's worst movie
by Razorback
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:51:56 AM
Lost Prophet
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:54:15 AM
ZombieSolutions hates the fountain
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:55:57 AM
But can they really do Devastator since he's in this
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:56:54 AM
I'll probably be renting the video game tonight
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:58:20 AM
revsick
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:02:05 PM
What the hell is wrong with you people???
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:02:41 PM
Mogwai means the movie rules
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:04:02 PM
I know most people won't care Messi
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:05:04 PM
Reminds me ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:05:41 PM
Unicron music
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:06:37 PM
I don't get it
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:07:52 PM
And I'm sorry but the Fountain is great film making..
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:09:45 PM
Megatron with Weaving's Voice...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:11:14 PM
Word-up, ZombieSolutions
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:11:44 PM
Also an amazing flick....
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:14:09 PM
Mori continues to be...
by eppdude
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:18:40 PM
The Haters thing just needs to go away....
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:19:59 PM
Fuck you, McWeeny
by Frankenblogger
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:20:51 PM
The more I think about it...
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:21:20 PM
I think Sunshine is going to be another great piece of
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:21:29 PM
Michael Bay's Transformers > FARSCAPE
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:23:25 PM
Aronofsky
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:24:51 PM
iamthomas
by Mattyboy122
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:25:48 PM
anthony anderson good?
by BadMrWonka
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:29:13 PM
Yackbacker History will have the final word on COM
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:29:15 PM
um, Transformers the movie was pretty bad
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:29:47 PM
He didnt' get the original that's fine
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:30:49 PM
Transformers: The Movie is not the right comparison
by Jak0lantern01
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:31:03 PM
The Animated Movie
by ManosTHOF
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:32:52 PM
The reason they go back to it
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:33:03 PM
"at my local pharmacy/video store..."
by Zarles
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:34:01 PM
The reason they go back to it
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:36:07 PM
Light shows.
by Barry Egan
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:36:49 PM
Im starting to smell the
by huggerorange
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:38:12 PM
Moriarty, what's the script flaw with The Rock?
by epitone
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:39:09 PM
I missed the Transformers boat
by Mattyboy122
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:41:32 PM
Yes, the first 15-20 mins of TF:TM is good
by Jak0lantern01
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:42:15 PM
OPENING WEEKEND BOX OFFICE?
by THE KNIGHT
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:49:18 PM
Pynchon
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:50:37 PM
Anyone who uses the suffix "-INO"
by ledbetter51
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:52:39 PM
Every. Single. Review. mentions all the flaws.
by Horseflesh
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:55:18 PM
i'm not sure about COM
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:56:47 PM
Douche ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
12:57:29 PM
RE: The Rock & Why It Collapses
by uss cygnus
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:09:11 PM
alright, I change my mind...
by BadMrWonka
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:10:23 PM
the whole greater than Farscape thing is a bit unfair
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:13:57 PM
wow, uss cygnus
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:14:22 PM
Realistically I'm going to hold most of the blame
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:16:53 PM
Another Tick For The Shit Column
by topaz4206
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:17:18 PM
by the way, did anyone read the awful NY Times review?
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:20:33 PM
Duck Tales:The Movie
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:22:26 PM
Manohla Dargis > FARSCAPE
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:28:53 PM
Fanboy Psych 101
by Cold Winter Wind
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:33:41 PM
A.O Scott is an idiot.
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:37:05 PM
Heh, but what does David Denby think of it I wonder?
by Ricky Henderson
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:37:27 PM
The animated movie...
by frostyxc
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:39:50 PM
The animated movie is crap except for the attack
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:49:49 PM
The animated film had its moments...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:54:18 PM
Lest we not forget...
by Christopher3
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:58:13 PM
oi don't even mention spawn
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:59:47 PM
So Mori says, the movie sucks?
by Thylacine
Jul 2nd, 2007
01:59:51 PM
The animated film IS crap
by PervOmatic
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:02:37 PM
Bought the Tranformers cartoon movie...
by FILMFUNK
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:06:58 PM
I predicted Mori would give this movie a good review.
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:08:41 PM
I predicted Mori would give this movie a good review.
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:08:42 PM
The 86 movie
by Thylacine
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:10:00 PM
He was being awfully condecending to the anti-bay camp
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:10:11 PM
Sorry for the double post.
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:10:40 PM
Yes, that's true.
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:13:16 PM
Spawn was better than SM3 and Ghostrider combined
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:14:41 PM
Re: Armageddon Vs. The Rock
by uss cygnus
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:15:13 PM
There's still no need to be a dick about it
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:16:35 PM
"This is not a toy commercial... "
by jfp2007
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:17:19 PM
No, it's a Mountain Dew, Ebay and
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:18:12 PM
RevSick
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:19:48 PM
don't forget gmc
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:19:54 PM
That's silly to me...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:21:32 PM
I wish LOTR had product placement
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:22:13 PM
Animated Rules/New Film Rules--Haters, EAT SLAG!
by dead youngling
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:23:36 PM
RevSick
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:23:47 PM
I know that...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:27:11 PM
Another issue is the trash factor.
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:28:31 PM
Ratatouille
by Thylacine
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:32:11 PM
Now hold up...
by JumpinJehosaphat
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:32:45 PM
"The animation is ugly..."
by jfp2007
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:32:50 PM
Oh, and Ratatouille was a better film.
by Thylacine
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:32:50 PM
Dammit.......Conflict building!...
by DOGSOUP
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:38:35 PM
The movie that hasn't lost it's beauty
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:38:37 PM
Every review says the story sucks and that
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:40:09 PM
And if you want big stupid fun with nothing else too
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:42:14 PM
Take the Spielbay Challenge!
by Thylacine
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:42:40 PM
Moriarty, can you please explain
by Sith Witch
Jul 2nd, 2007
02:45:34 PM
STOP HATING ON THE ANIMATED MOVIE
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:03:41 PM
You continue to disappoint Moriarty...
by SuperRealist
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:03:45 PM
Dark kids film
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:05:55 PM
According to the new toy, Starscream is more G1 in pt 2
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:06:55 PM
new toy?
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:08:58 PM
The animation is ugly?!
by Neo Zeed
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:09:18 PM
Exploded it would make sense....
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:13:25 PM
Sorry Mori, but you are absolutely suspect.
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:15:13 PM
Where's the Bourne TB?
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:18:46 PM
Bad Boys II Is So, So Fucking Terrible
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:19:05 PM
industrykiller.......
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:23:05 PM
Bravo, Mori
by capt jack aubrey
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:23:34 PM
And Mori, obviously well directed action isn't part....
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:26:02 PM
IK I think it has to do more with a....
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:32:24 PM
And Mori why the hell would I read a prequel novel??
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:33:10 PM
The Prequel Novel is adecent read
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:34:10 PM
something tells me it's the movie Murphy and DeSanto
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:36:03 PM
Supercowbell IV The Quest For More Cowbell
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:37:19 PM
nostalgia
by stvnhthr
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:45:45 PM
Mori explained that he enjoyed
by Neo Zeed
Jul 2nd, 2007
03:53:48 PM
Revsick
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:01:00 PM
The animation is pretty good in places in others
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:01:04 PM
Industrykiller!
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:02:27 PM
anyone remember Flight of the Navigator?
by Kloipy
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:03:08 PM
Can Megatron get his face back?
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:05:23 PM
megan fox
by slappy jones
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:08:46 PM
Messi, that Starscream toy is just a repaint to...
by dead youngling
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:14:14 PM
That is much closer
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:19:05 PM
Is Cyberton gone the way of Alderaan in the movie?
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:25:32 PM
even Bernie Mac??
by kafka07
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:30:04 PM
better 'an Armageddon??
by kafka07
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:31:32 PM
IndustryKiller!
by Mr_X
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:37:08 PM
I think the ambitious nature of TF: Animated..
by Neo Zeed
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:38:20 PM
Is this the one with the "giant fuck-off robots"?
by Lando Griffin
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:41:37 PM
What can I do Mr. X?
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:45:51 PM
Someone Answer Me This..
by The Ender Smites Foes
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:46:34 PM
Oh and Mr. X
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:46:45 PM
HWCBN is right, BOURNE ULTIMATUM trailer is the tits
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
04:49:06 PM
set some thing straight
by sokitome
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:03:56 PM
Gen X becoming grumpy old men?
by Neil McCauleys Crew
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:06:57 PM
Don't be dissin' DEATH WISH III, Bodet
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:08:37 PM
One more quickie Bronson DEATH WISH III clip
by Yack Backer
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:16:06 PM
just to balance out the Transformer love...
by BadMrWonka
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:19:10 PM
what's wrong with VADAKIN and others...
by Executor
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:19:15 PM
Mori - The Rock makes absolute perfect sense
by Tom Whitaker
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:21:23 PM
Yack, the bourne trailer IS tits
by instruction
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:21:36 PM
HotRod should've been hung as a traitor
by tk 421
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:24:12 PM
The moviegoing public continues to eat itself
by IndustryKiller!
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:39:14 PM
It's "Bah Weep Gragnah Weep Ni Ni Bom"
by ZeroCorpse
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:43:12 PM
I think the majority of the populous go to movies...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:44:48 PM
Learn how to critique a film
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:48:42 PM
I'm going to see it
by Gozu
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:50:51 PM
This movie is retarded as Grimlock
by iwontwin
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:51:44 PM
Hey Soylent.....
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
05:53:56 PM
RevSick
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:01:08 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by instruction
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:01:16 PM
EjkoUSC
by instruction
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:03:22 PM
Arrrrghhh...you bastards!
by DarthCorleone
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:03:32 PM
IndustryKiller - i don't understand why
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:08:53 PM
Shitty movies don't coexist with good movies
by instruction
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:14:05 PM
instruction
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:14:54 PM
The later in the day it gets, the angrier everyone is!
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:15:11 PM
EjkoUSC - most people I know
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:16:35 PM
pjdon
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:19:02 PM
instruction - it's not simply
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:35:14 PM
PJDon!
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:35:56 PM
Some films do cover both bases
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:38:14 PM
All arts have a rainbow of flavors
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:44:35 PM
ye olde shiza - I do think
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:46:52 PM
they ask people if they know there's subtitles?
by Bouncy X
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:50:08 PM
Can Harry offer his Transformers and Die Hard 4 reviews
by BDuncan
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:50:23 PM
Michael Bay's Considerations
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:55:28 PM
Look movies are an escape for most people...
by RevSick
Jul 2nd, 2007
06:57:33 PM
If The Godfather, Taxi driver, Apocalypse Now
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:00:14 PM
Subtitles
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:05:40 PM
Bouncy X - in the video shop i worked
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:06:56 PM
Hey Moriarty, question:
by Orbots Commander
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:10:07 PM
People have most definitely lowered standards ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:10:17 PM
EjkoUSC - i don't include Speilberg
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:10:36 PM
ye olde shiza if you go back and watch a lot
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:13:42 PM
Spielberg Vs. Bay
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:18:15 PM
I figured ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:21:30 PM
"We're like Devastator refusing to form in '86 movie."
by instruction
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:24:34 PM
May be recalling a scene from the cartoon ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:27:44 PM
Moriarty...
by micturatingbenjamin
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:30:51 PM
EjkoUSC - exactly what i always say
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:32:08 PM
Searching a little ...
by ye olde shiza
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:37:35 PM
Enough of this Bleached out BS Spielberg
by EjkoUSC
Jul 2nd, 2007
07:54:19 PM
The '86 "film"
by Bob of the Shire
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:04:42 PM
All the music in the '86 movie
by tk 421
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:08:24 PM
EjkoUSC - he never rests
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:15:24 PM
Are all the giant robots boy robots?
by Bronx Cheer
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:35:52 PM
I Look at it this way.....
by closeencounter
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:37:08 PM
Supercowbell IV The Quest For More Cowbell
by 'Cholera's Ghost
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:42:14 PM
closeencounter
by BadMrWonka
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:44:54 PM
closeencounter - Bay wouldn't consider
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:57:13 PM
YackBacker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
08:57:30 PM
HeWhoCannotBeNamed - look at
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:07:35 PM
59% at Rotten Tomatoes...not that really means anything
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:17:40 PM
Yack & pjdon
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:25:22 PM
dead youngling i know its a repaint but with bio
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:26:10 PM
Bourne on Empire
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:27:16 PM
How about the hardback book to the neck?
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:28:50 PM
HeWhoCannotBeNamed - there is one actor I
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:29:34 PM
Mo, that was, without a doubt,
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:31:00 PM
supercowbell IV the quest for more cowbell...
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:32:18 PM
Dead Man's Shoes is exceptional
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:36:32 PM
HeWhoCannotBeNamed - hope they leave
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:40:53 PM
pjdon
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:46:23 PM
This is great...
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:51:51 PM
say "no"....sheesh, proofreading ftw.
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:53:20 PM
What up, pjdon!
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:54:43 PM
Boober
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:55:58 PM
I keep it quite on the HP front.
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:58:03 PM
SUCK IT HATERS!!!
by Shermdawg
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:59:26 PM
over under
by MeshGearFoxx
Jul 2nd, 2007
09:59:54 PM
quiet
by HeWhoCannotBeNamed
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:02:01 PM
Shermdawg
by tile_mcgillus
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:03:41 PM
Hey lost.rules I've been devoting
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:03:53 PM
Oh and I AM PISSED, the Mt.Everest closing shot...
by Shermdawg
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:05:22 PM
Executor you're an idiot
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:07:17 PM
Just saw it AGAIN with my boy Rickey Henderson
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:17:15 PM
YackBacker - It isn't out till the 27th July
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:21:59 PM
Congrats on the coming baby, pjdon
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:23:55 PM
I NEED A CREDIT CARD!!!!!!!!!
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:24:33 PM
Congrats on the baby pjdon.
by lost.rules
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:27:10 PM
YackBacker - thanks
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:28:17 PM
lost.rules - cheers...
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:32:18 PM
Where does Prime's trailer go?
by bralli
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:33:05 PM
pjdon, you're killing me dude
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:33:21 PM
Allow me, DogSoup, to be the first:
by DOGSOUP
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:33:45 PM
Xiphos, Rickey talks about Rickey like he aint' there
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:36:06 PM
bralli, Prime's trailer goes where female orgasms exist
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:37:42 PM
Ah, Yackbacker...
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:44:13 PM
YackBacker - not allowed to fly in the
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:46:43 PM
Boober, you modern-age Yoda, you...
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
10:51:09 PM
YackBacker - does he have a trialer in the
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:06:18 PM
Boober - my girlfriend has an
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:14:25 PM
no trailer, pidge
by YackBacker
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:15:43 PM
Yack, forget all that...
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:20:33 PM
Damn you Michael Bay Denis
by messi
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:20:52 PM
Fair enough, Messi.
by Boober
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:25:34 PM
Boober-- i like the fact that
by pjdon
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:26:37 PM
Why G1 Fans care so much.
by Joecooler2u
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:29:53 PM
The F Word
by United States
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:35:34 PM
Damn, what a shill for robots.
by Bronx Cheer
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:35:45 PM
This movie SUCKED!
by El Scorcho
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:41:29 PM
good reviews
by slkboxrman
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:50:03 PM
United States
by waggy
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:50:36 PM
THE MOVIE BLEW
by WolfmanNards
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:53:03 PM
He supposedly says motherf---er and is cut off
by superninja
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:53:29 PM
wow
by slkboxrman
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:56:11 PM
back pocket
by slkboxrman
Jul 2nd, 2007
11:59:35 PM
Fuck Moriarty,
by Turnquest
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:00:03 AM
Joecooler2u
by Darth Thoth
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:00:24 AM
Fuck this movie
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:00:24 AM
Hey supes
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:00:34 AM
Just saw it
by Incompetent Ninja
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:01:08 AM
Name-calling = really mature?
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:01:18 AM
It's a sad day
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:01:56 AM
Fantastic -- except for the ad libbed humor digressions
by George Newman
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:02:41 AM
Who gives a fuck about army guys?
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:03:52 AM
pjdon, I like action just fine.
by superninja
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:06:13 AM
wolfman w/out nads
by slkboxrman
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:07:08 AM
I doubt it's as bad as MOTU.
by superninja
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:08:34 AM
What a waste of my time
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:09:06 AM
joeuncool
by slkboxrman
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:09:39 AM
Spectacle... not spectable
by Darth Thoth
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:10:30 AM
I was willing to put up with all the piss jokes
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:12:00 AM
Thanks Darth Thoth
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:12:33 AM
JOECOOLER
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:15:51 AM
CG ROBOTS were on screen for more than an HOUR
by George Newman
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:18:15 AM
I still don't understand?
by nazismasher
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:18:38 AM
Nite all
by pjdon
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:19:39 AM
George Newman
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:25:16 AM
A bigger fan?
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:26:12 AM
Is this what you are talking about Wolfman?
by superninja
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:27:31 AM
Nite, pjdon!
by superninja
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:28:47 AM
Superninja, YES THANK YOU
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:32:09 AM
optimus prime is robot Capt. Kirk plus Capt. America
by picardsucks
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:32:30 AM
Fucking best movie of the summer.
by tristeele
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:33:57 AM
These filmmakers think these things of us
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:35:12 AM
Yes, we get it WolfmanNards, you hated it...
by Mike_D
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:35:23 AM
tristeele
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:37:21 AM
Mike_D
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:38:37 AM
Wolfman
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:39:21 AM
I wasnt speaking to you in paticular wolf...
by tristeele
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:40:27 AM
Tristeele
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:41:55 AM
Bay fans vs G1 fans
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:45:16 AM
Personally Wolfman
by tristeele
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:46:34 AM
The only Bay movie I liked pre Transformers
by tristeele
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:49:29 AM
Jaysmack is a hero.
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:49:37 AM
Reality Transformers
by Joecooler2u
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:50:12 AM
I hear ya, tristeele
by WolfmanNards
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:53:11 AM
GIANT ROBOTS!
by blackwood
Jul 3rd, 2007
12:54:57 AM
Seriously wolf- WTF happened to Spidey?
by tristeele
Jul